The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Valley of the Drakes

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I could have done a video on this area a lot earlier but wanted to save it for now when you can finally collect everything. Getting the Witches set is only possible if you summon her for Four Kings and she survives the fight so if you want it don't fuck that up.
(This series won't cover random enemy drops or soul items)
Songs:
Kevin Macleod - Call to Adventure
Drake - Hotline Bling (Instrumental Reproduction)
Sean Paul - Get Busy (Loutaa 2 A.M Remix)

[@WildPie101]

I've been busy dispensing my memes in real life, soz, but hope ya like it

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[@marvelouschester4104]

Oh boy, only 12 years till The Catacombs.

[@bluehemlock1156]

It'll be worth it

[@freezingmoon]

Marvelous Chester Can't wait for the skeletons jokes.

[@hyperion472]

Maybe there will be a Leeroy Jenkins meme too

[@personguy6517]

and only 40 years until the kiln

[@pancakerzzz]

"The guides are slow and srs" ...*proceeds to make the slowest Dark Souls guide of all time*

[@lSupersl]

never left a funeral so fast

[@Muradw1]

Supers good one ! lol

[@Shudoo2000]

Supers lol that's a new one

[@ExileTwilight]

But we're going to the graveyard next...

[@rodrigoparrapalma7673]

FUCK YES YOU LEFT LIKE
SANIC.
I AM FOUR FUCKING
MONTHS LATE

[@simple_most788]

Muradw1 you left a funeral to join another funeral

[@PoggersAdachi]

You've taken so long to make these videos, Dark Souls 1 already came out again.

[@starlightknight3768]

DIO does that mean we’re in new game plus? *thinking emoji*

[@mrkiiprototype2938]

@@starlightknight3768 I got you.
Does that mean we're in new game plus?🤔

[@GMOTP5738]

@Fury255 Does that mean we're in new game plus? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Does that mean we're in new game plus? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@robertkahn3382]

nope 🙃

[@IWANTNANOSUIT]

If we spare a month, it took 2 dark souls games, 5 DLCs, one spinoff game, a DLC for the spinoff for us to get from the Undead Asylum to the Valley of the Drakes

[@CdrChaos]

Hyean Seok Noh You can't rush art.

[@ZeroEffort]

"2 dark souls games, 5 DLC's, One spinoff game, a DLC for the spin off" So fucking true.

[@angelolagrutta4679]

And a remaster to the first game

[@elcinemanum13]

Hyean Seok Noh it's even funnier when you realize that when the asylum video was uploaded, DS2 had just been released.

[@crthejediknightninja]

remaster is out.

[@bellathor9804]

Thank god i can finally continue my dark souls run

[@mistawithhair9203]

Chris Tucker xD Yes Valley of Drakes is extremely hard....

[@Cyandol]

Alter Face Well WildPie Run is one of the hardest runs as it need some real *COMMITMENT*

[@CalavErik]

Think Dark Souls is easy?
No.
It's hard as commitment!
*COMMITMENT*

[@tizianomarini4714]

Bow, aim and shot arrows. Lot of arrows. A very lot of arrows.

[@pnp072000]

Erik Pace Even my girlfriend couldn't teach me commitment, because I never had one in the first place...

[@Jessie-vk7oo]

*waits 3 months for a 3 minute video*
"Cool"

[@SHOPxDAxWHOPPER]

Sloppin Pig Dik rounds up to four minutes

[@TerroristTrey]

Best Bun in The West rounds to 3:50

[@beerfoam698]

Sloppin Pig Dik worth it

[@noahsmythe7022]

rounds to 3:51

[@Zinras]

Been stuck at Pinwheel since 2011, I sure hope someone makes a guide to help me.

[@jamesmartin6851]

Don't feel bad. After all, he's the hardest boss!

[@saltyslug2637]

If you get stuck at Pinwheel you may as well toss out the game and never play it again

[@MrNate1234569]

Get gravelord sword

[@BoundlessScience]

Zinras Hahahahahahahhaa nice joke! Pinwheel in the easiest boss! I am 11 N can kill it with a broken straight sword btw I still play and am on o and s

[@noba4160]

^
He never was the sharpest tool in the shed

[@thechosenflutterbox]

there are.. 5 more areas left, 2-3 more if you consider the dlc. So by the current rate you make videos... the last ep will be out by 2026

[@Ape8658]

Alfred Joe see you next 100 years for ds3

[@sovietdz15]

Dakrusher see you in the next 300 years for Bloodborne or Demon's souls

[@darkspartan1573]

@@brand98700 there is already a dumb guide to ds2 just not made by this guy

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SovietDz 15 see you on the mars colony for Sekiro

[@edgelessspace7180]

Bubsy Winner of golden X award see you on the andromeda galaxy for elden ring and demon’s souls remake

[@Simte]

WAITING FOR THIS UPLOAD I WAS ABLE TO BE SUMMONED AS DRAGON COVENANT TWICE... TWICE.

[@DERyuga]

TISQUESUSA Wow that's really impressive

[@edryu9688]

TISQUESUSA people actually summon you as dragon covenant?!

[@DERyuga]

Ed Ryu yeah and when they do they backstab you in the middle of your gesture :'(

[@Johannes4233]

IMPOSSIBLE

[@Cawtea]

pics or it didn't happen

[@Worthless-xw1jz]

I WAITED 3 MONTHS FOR A FOUR MINUTE VIDEO

[@Arcticreconwolf]

Giant Dad ye

[@l.j.hopper2727]

Giant Dad fr

[@jacksonbonvillain1336]

Giant Dad i was literally about to say the same thing

[@nabladel1620]

commitment

[@lichseed3149]

Giant Dad yup

[@TeaIngyer]

Day 3089 since Wilpie last updated the Dumb Shit's Guide: I already got good, and don't need the guide in the time since the last video, yet I feel an emptyness in my heart, knowing that this guide will finish after I die of old age.

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MarklenIngyer may we have a moment of silence for wildpie

[@centipede148]

This has been my longest run yet

[@ymfah]

shit wildpie isn't dead?

[@thebdboy778]

ymfah its alright, you are taking over the family business now

[@AbdurRehman-zn5fl]

well looks like ur gonna get copyright striked now

[@linkfan0597]

Well.....you're fucked

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Wildpie is Undead. He sometimes goes Hollow, there are people who bring him back to sanity.....usually with copious r1 spamming.

[@Balrogwithatoothpick]

Filthy hackers and their invincibility...

[@1un4cy]

I can't progress in Dark Souls Remastered because this guide to the original dark souls release isn't finished yet. ;)

[@ibrahimshamsi4845]

Pull your panties up and don't be a fukn casul

[@ashenone2630]

Deus Vult oof

[@StillNoPickles69]

Deus Vult cuphead is far more difficult than dark souls

[@whatever6100]

StillNoPickles lmao you wish

[@StillNoPickles69]

Golden Spectacles dark souls is easy, git gud

[@melvin3697]

Where's the next episode? Where's the next episode? Where's the next episode? Where's the next episode?
HOW CAN I COMPLETE THIS GAME WITHOUT YOUR VERY ACCURATE, CLEAR, PROFESSIONAL GUIDES!?

[@dingo1547]

I've hacked him and it seems hes uploading in about 100 years from when our grandchildren are born.

[@CdrChaos]

Try jumping.

[@purpledino6271]

hopefully he'll finish the series so my grandchildren can play dark souls with a guide...I'm 16

[@TheCrouton]

Juan Hernandez my great grandchildren just might have a guide to dark souls 2! We can only dream

[@MetalDragon199]

He's the one souls youtuber that doesn't feel lost now that the series is over. He has like 2 decades worth of content left.

[@spacecrusader8772]

oh shit dont forget the DLC, thats goes up to like 7 or 8 decades

[@mayomancer527]

so, any kids yet?

[@whiterunguard8916]

How was your 21st birthday?

[@Croak80]

2 in 1 year? FUCK WORLD MUST BE ENDING

[@cebaevoadee1697]

Croak80 Wasnt this in the book of revelations?

[@RenardNAMx]

WildPie i have some bad news for you, there will be Dark Souls Remastered before you are done with the guide to the original one

[@introverteddawg9805]

Jakri Panduh Lmao

[@12thMan09]

There will be a dark souls 5 and a bloodbourne 3 before Wildpie is done with this series.

[@RenardNAMx]

I guess you were the only person who didn't get the memo that dark souls 3 was the last dark souls in the series

[@Norb_]

And someone didnt get the joke ^

[@AndrewAnstrom]

Well, your prediction came true

[@yahiaaymankamaly3518]

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

actually he might die of old age at this rate :(.

[@CdrChaos]

Yahia Kamaly Time in Lordran is convoluted.

[@Shoishe]

Gud vid see you next year.

[@FakeHero9]

shouldn't you be commenting on Yung Giorno's videos?

[@MrStonedgolem]

Yeah this came out of no where

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What the fuck. Why are you everywhere I go.

[@Shoishe]

I don't know.

[@Randomilization]

I'd like to point out that it's actually only been three months since his previous upload.

[@GodgivenLeo]

I've been waiting for it.... and it is a 4 minute video....
AWESOME

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ItsBeen84Years.gif

[@wanderingflame318]

I have a faith stat of 99 that this series will be continued soon.

[@brmbltbr4]

lol

[@yoysusu]

5 m o n t h s a g o

[@SCP049]

7 MONTHS AGO

[@shalang6375]

7 months and 3 hours ago

[@ishakplayz8008]

Alex Albonetti not really

[@DelayAndMentlegen]

"you used to call me on my soap stone..."

[@fromeggman]

Now we wait another six months or year.

[@Yarsito]

Great video, see you next year.

[@Racepoole]

This about to be true -_-

[@rodrigomatos1636]

Race Poole Actually true, feels bad man. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT VIDEO?!

[@ethanieldude1]

You weren't joking.

[@mattarcher8620]

Top 10 anime predictions

[@ELXBUSA]

Still waiting

[@xxRVNxx]

it's 2018 and i'm watching meme-guides for a game i've beaten 4 years ago life's great and i couldn't be happier
PS: you forgot the part where you can sneak past the giant sleeping dragon by walking through a really thin cliff but it's entrance is very small and unnoticeable so it's k

[@MT-Nuts]

RVN gorronegro same dude same, only for me it's 6 years

[@wojtekpapiez5442]

I wonder what will come out first Dark Souls remastered or the next Dumbshits guide.

[@catsonmars1408]

Wojtek Papiez Dark souls remastered

[@thebdboy778]

Dark souls 2 : Remastered

[@unbearable505]

Wait, I never knew there was a humanity in the valley. Well, guess you still learn something new even after 700 hours in the game.

[@dotXyore]

Try 1,500 hours without knowing half this shit.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Onion! I didnt know about that cave either.

[@michae976]

Onion! I'm surprised you didn't find it in the 20 years since the last upload

[@unbearable505]

Account thingy Hahaha!

[@owendrungle]

Only thing I hadn't found after 2000+ hours and getting the achievements 4 times over was those divine blessings in lost Izalith

[@Lolimonogatari]

Beatrice doesn't need to live through anything to get the Witch Set. She doesn't even need to be summoned. You only need to kill Four Kings for the set to show up in Valley of the Drakes.

[@veme2857]

Lolimonogatari If she helps me kill the gay butterfly, will i get the set ?

[@TrisquelXIII]

vincent milesi yes, you will find it after you kill the four kings, as mentioned above

[@veme2857]

TrisquelXIII that wasn't my question but okay

[@TrisquelXIII]

vincent milesi What I meant was that you could find it wether you used her to kill the butterfly or not

[@veme2857]

TrisquelXIII Okay thank you

[@babauranai]

I thought the Drakes attacking with Hotline Bling was an amazing joke everytime

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

RIP WildPie101. You were too gud for this world.

[@zura5904]

I ran out of court to watch this quickly

[@AlmostBlackfire]

Great to see a new video, I loved it! I finally beat my first Dark Souls run in the meantime, and your videos really helped me out and allowed me to never have to watch a poorly edited, hour long tutorial for the mere seconds of gameplay I couldn't figure out. I'll be sure to continue watching, thank you WildPie!

[@Akerfeldtfan]

Too bad this series wasn't finished, I loved them. They were a genuine help to me back when I was running DS1 for the first time, so thank you for making them!

[@jdanielm8165]

and here we go guys, let's sit down and wait 3 months for another video......

[@xx_frstyy_xx8888]

You're far too optimistic. Make that 3 years.

[@jimmybongoman2850]

anime_nerd 169 make that 3 decades

[@dejalmer]

Bruh das Rape nah man 3 millinia

[@bro...5849]

JDanielM how about 3 eons

[@dingo1547]

Wus poppin jimbo make that three big numbers.

[@DarkBhawk]

You know a video has hype when it has more likes than views

[@nomadwhy1166]

With dark souls remastered coming out I now have an excuse to watch these videos again.

[@inequis6063]

I like how the guide started 4 years ago, and even though FROMSOFTWARE have now actually completely finished with the entire Dark Souls series, this guide still isn't finished. Wow, thanks Wildpie101 very cool!

[@Dark2Zone]

hold on let me download the game again

[@sakesaurus]

Dark2Zone nah, hold off a couplea episodes'till you get the Bed of Chaos bullshit

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Now delete it and download it back after wildpie101 post another video in 2023

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I've never clicked on something so fast...

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Farron Abysswatcher ikr i saw it and was at the video in a heartbeat

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I pre ordered the video and got it a week early with added behind the scenes documentary on its making (its mostly fapping on camera)

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Farron Abysswatcher me either

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ikr

[@gaetanocaggegi5918]

Now we can have the HD version of the guide

[@bluerascal370]

These videos are now relevant agin thanks to the remaster. Hope Wildpie finishes this series.

[@Croak80]

...there's a cave?

[@davidromero2704]

that's what I'm asking too? I don't remember that

[@tier3290]

Yeah u if stuck to the wall u won't even wake the baby up , but you'll miss Astoria sword

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

I never knew there was a cave either, and I've played the shit out of this game. XP

[@Delzenithar]

Why you holding up them memes, dispense them boi!

[@PhotonChief]

Dude, thank you so much for keeping with this series! It's incredible; I sincerely look forward to your interpretation of the Catacombs.

[@Darkluigi394]

I love this. It's been a joy to watch and has helped me out with the game a lot more than other guides

[@edgiest-edgelord-that-edges]

>sees this video
*_N-NANI!?_*
>prepares popcorn

[@ethanieldude1]

the edgiest edgelord that has ever edged OH MY GODDDDDD

[@SableLeaf]

Yay. I progressed for an hour in 'Dark Souls'. X'D

[@Yorje]

It's been 2 months now. I cant finish the catacombs on me own without your guides, please keep it coming good sir.

[@Conzor52]

The commitment you have to this series is unreal. Thank you wildpie

[@Jacquelinsane]

CHU GODDA GO DEN OUDDA DEN

[@Prinetta]

bruh

[@Fryman727]

How did you comment before this video came out and how can we use that information to get Pie's videos sooner?

[@lichseed3149]

Andrew Frye he ovbiously knows something we dont

[@thatoneguy2242]

manney800 TELL US ALL THAT YOU KNOWABLE
For a tummy tickle ;3

[@erwarsa]

manney800 time traveling nigga

[@UrsineBloke]

I've been waiting for you to finish this for several years now. Am I gonna keep waiting? I'll have killed myself by the time this thing's all done

[@darkcharizard52]

Great to see you back at it again WildPie! Always look forward to your vids.

[@no_onewhatever9514]

It took me eight months to realise that you put little Drake heads on drakes at the beginning.

[@TheShackASnack]

Amazing, they even had time to make a remastered version before the next video

[@ChicagoBullsMVP3]

The Shack A Snack they didn’t change much lol.

[@viggma9592]

Was taking a shit about to close phone and head to bed but NOPE, now to rewatch this over and over until I collapse

[@ellisplayer1245]

Hey wild pie i want to take a minute out of my day to just say thank you for everything you've done, not only have you helped me with dark souls, you've given me a video that is both informative and entertaining. Keep up the good work

[@MrEham777]

Watching your guides has made me realise I've missed out so much shit
God damn these guides are good

[@Snoopymain4473]

Only 1 more year til the next one folks

[@Cracken_]

Still hasn't finished the guide and Dark Souls is getting a remaster
Pick up the pace mate

[@dragonstorm7861]

I may have just watched the whole playlist again in anticipation of the remaster.

[@kieranmckenney4275]

I remember 7 months ago enjoying this video and preparing for the longly anticipated sequel that would come months later.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Man you could have had such a massive channel if you uploaded more often. Oh, well. Sleep tight sweet prince.

[@AlecSpell]

We switching to remaster?

[@Nihlm]

Hope so

[@Inevitibility23]

In three more months he'll break his streak of longest wait for a Dumbshits Guide upload. Brings a tear to my eye

[@MrFranzeluta]

Can't believe it's already been a year since this bad boi :(

[@cvf4ever]

Never clicked so fast on a video

[@FlamminMallo6709]

we miss u pie

[@HornyHamster]

WildPie your videos will now become useful to me for the release of dark souls remastered that comes out tomorrow

[@navoffical4204]

I haven't seen any of your videos in a super long time I got fucking hyped as all hell when I saw this episode

[@ethanieldude1]

Less than 4 minutes? Well worth the wait.

[@andrewcollier1385]

I envy those who will encounter this series years down the road, just a bit after its completed. They'll never know what it was like to wait for months in between each episode.

[@Mink0twink]

Hi from the future, I can confirm we enjoy not having to wait haha

[@kyleshearer666]

The only CZcamsr that doesn't get shit for not uploading. To us it's just a nice surprise once a leap year.

[@meapboy5283]

Legend has it Wildpie is still thinking aboit making another guide

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

God, I can't wait for another video in August.

[@alcoholicbum7048]

This series is taking and has been put aside for far too long, that a remastered version of the game is coming out already.
But goddamit I still love this series, and you WildPie-waifu

[@capnheehee8103]

Thank you, that was pretty much all I needed as concisely as possible ... also engaging!

[@MrShellbuster]

NOW THAT THE REMASTERED IS COMING OUT. Your videos all have a great purpose to fulfill!!!

[@Cov1ngtonsGhOst]

Man, hard to believe its only been 3 months since this was released. Feels like its been a year.

[@MrBlue-ge4yv]

I’m gonna be 34 watching this on my couch and my 8 year old son is gonna come up to me like, “Daddy, what’re u watching?”. And in 3 simple words I’ll say...
“The fucking CATACOMBS!”

[@danewilliam7103]

I hope you continue these. They really enjoyable

[@ladymsoaps]

Please upload more of these!!!!!!! They are so funny. Would love to see more before the dark souls remastered comes out

[@judeofford]

I can't believe i've been watching these videos since the initial release of dark souls in 1985...

[@polkadotalien1]

Rip wildpie101
You'll live on in our hearts.
And our memes

[@liamreed8636]

These are honestly the most usefull guides on youtube, who knew memes could actually be usefull

[@rubenfernandez2856]

Thank Sun you're alive!
I never tought I would see another dumbshit guide
But now that I finished it im thinking it again

[@drRunp]

HELL YEAH

[@astragenastro6306]

Dark Souls 325321 will come out before he finishes this series

[@forkittens]

awesome as always, now back to waiting another 4 years for the next video

[@notmyrealname8363]

I just rewatched this masterpiece at 2 AM . Worth it

[@makoto5851]

So no video in 2018. I guess the "see you in 2 more years" meme was real

[@thedream3304]

It's been a year I'd like my yearly annual upload now plz....

[@codmw3infomercial]

amazing video as always. just hope to see more of them :) even if we gotta wait a little

[@unkindledjuan2495]

I just realized, "watch as the Drakes spit their beats!" Fukin genius

[@silentbeats7015]

"The guides are too slow"
Its been nine months, where are you

[@mxnzchannel9158]

As always , quality content . RIP headphone users .

[@fallenspartan_3576]

YAY! YOU'RE BACK! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR NEXT EPISODE!

[@zaclang4180]

I just started playing this game. Hands down the best guides!

[@exspiravit3335]

Well it's time to hibernate till the next guide. See you then.