PETTIEST REASON NOT TO DATE SOMEONE…| ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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[@paulm1073]

I eat rice with a spoon! No grains will be left behind in my yard!

[@lololollololol4819]

The only right answer 😤

[@TheLifeOf_Fr1enem1e]

Idc what anyone says, rice with a spoon hits DIFFERENT

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Facts. What's all this faffing eating rice with a fork?! Would you dig a hole with a pitchfork?

[@7ab3tha]

Same!

[@unathisilo4941]

I will never understand why people use a fork when eating rice

[@RaizelSX]

Been with my girl for 6 years and just found out she eats rice with a spoon, I laughed for 10 minutes because shes been watching my dumb self struggle eat rice with a fork for years

[@sadikahurd9059]

0😊😊00p

[@maxwells7212]

"He doesn't want help" is brazyy🙌😂😂

[@DeliciafromBrooklyn]

Giving someone a bed sheet instead of a towel to dry off is nastyyyy work 😂

[@PersonWithStupid37]

Unhinged tbh

[@paulm1073]

The fact they know aaaaal the parts to the slut drop with the "add ons", you know they are both smooth at it! 😂

[@princess_aishah6]

I’m doing tippies lmao 🤣 James is too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

"Kaka in the toilet." I JUST KNOW a South African🇿🇦 sent that🤣🤣

[@jennifermarshal1666]

What’s kaka 😂?

[@caramel9925]

Mus know🤣

[@Zuri_codm]

​@@jennifermarshal1666it's poo

[@Passion84GodAlways]

As an 🇺🇲 I had to look up off-licence...
"a shop licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises"...
Gotcha! 🙃

[@plottintoast]

Thank you! Had no clue what that was either.

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@plottintoast 'Twas my pleasure! Have a wonderful weekend! 😊

[@albertj2459]

Thank you! I was hoping this would be in the comments because I had no clue 😅

[@saracantrell7071]

Thank you! I was confuzzled. Thought maybe it was a type of run-down gas station, haha.
I almost had to look up "slut drop" but, once they did the move, I got it. 😆

[@Demaida]

Thank you I was so confused lol

[@shhh616]

The arse grab has to be done James it HAS to be done 😂😏😌

[@saracantrell7071]

EsPECially if they're caked up!! 😆

[@joshuabrigden4820]

Daddy's caked was over the top funny

[@lynpendlebury2804]

2:00 The look james gave to fuhad when he said you pay to watch us 😂😂

[@kiera8102]

James saying "I hate getting grisped" 😭

[@letitiasd586]

I love getting gripsed and draped 😂😂😂

[@ladybluelotus]

😂

[@Just_Gift]

Apparently people eat rice with forks and spaghetti with spoons.
What world am i living in😂😂.

[@mesidye]

Hahah it is actually a thing in Korea ...they eat rice with spoon 🥄

[@GTLskitzo]

I use a fork and spoon for spaghetti. You can use the spoon to twirl the pasta around the fork 😅

[@777mehak]

4:17 ‘’IM ON MY TIPPIES????????” 😂😂😂😂 😭 CRYING HELP
JAMES WHAT

[@DragonFlies36]

If someone handed me a bedsheet to dry off, I’d refuse and just air dry. That’s fucking wild!

[@Jo_-_-t.a]

If it is a clean sheet, I'd use it. Grease my skin, deo, perfume all done eye f-ing him the whole time. Then get dressed and go and have a waz at home.

[@kirac7961]

The slut drop part had me crying,😅🤣 you man are too funny... it was the okurrrrrr for me

[@nontobekoxulu2185]

What's a slut drop?

[@preciouskhoza4573]

The way James screamed "..& then she thinks its f#•&en funny!" 😂😂😂😂thats how my man feels every single time I even get close to his bum😂😂😂

[@precioustheedon]

pronouncing meme as mehmeh is crazyyy😂💀

[@raqueljimenez8137]

Except for Spanish speakers

[@precioustheedon]

@@raqueljimenez8137 really?😅 i did not know that

[@b1tchesnparis]

Crine 😂😂😂

[@kerianjohnson2972]

​@@raqueljimenez8137 Exactly. I was about to say that lol

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

people do this in my country and it drives me nuts

[@KiraiBK]

First, rice with a spoon just makes sense. Second…A BED SHEET????!!!!

[@sweetstuff7481]

My spoon has it's speech ready " I'd like to thank god and the mother that made me who I am today. I've been in this feeding game all my life and to be recognised for this lifetime achievement award validates my existence" 😂

[@donigreen1298]

Giving a girl a bedsheet to dry off with after a shower is crazy

[@All4OneMatt]

Ain't no way I'm giving a girl that Im seeing a bed sheet after she gets out of the shower that's crazy😂

[@luckyarchery]

Not me as an American having to google what "off-license" means 🤣🤣

[@bushidobrown6742]

It’s like buying sushi from a gas station

[@sitana84]

He was a barber and wore the same shoes EVERYDAY! His feet smelled like mildew, and he said he didn't smell it. He came over late one night and I left the door open for him. He took his shoes off at the door and the smell woke me up out of my sleep!! That was the last straw!

[@poeticlovee]

😂 lol and yuck 🤮

[@amyking4931]

WOKE YOU UP!!! 😂😂😂

[@sitana84]

@amyking4931 woke up ready to fight hun. I made him put his shoes in the hallway.

[@amyking4931]

@@sitana84 that’s amazing 😂 I love it!

[@aaliyahcarrington998]

That sport science one was a little to personal 😂😂

[@johnnybuchananjr9344]

I'm doing tippies is wild😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Soopology]

"And you paid to watch us" 2:03 WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@poeticlovee]

I don’t get it

[@elleshaw9837]

I broke up with a guy because we had the same name. It grossed me out saying my own name.😂😂😂

[@robjdtv]

Okay but eating rice with a fork is like making a cake in a colander

[@pr3tty_g1rl_]

Bruh, the way, like it should be illegal or smth

[@sharondonnelly9804]

Fuhad's KAKA got me crying 😂😂❤

[@seanmcnally4818]

Went to high school with her. It takes the fun out of getting to know her, when you know their past, and know who they have dated or slept with, that includes your friends or bullies.

[@ChristixnNYC]

He doesn’t want help took me out 😂😂😂

[@kezzykizzy5386]

I literally gagged when he said that sandwich from the offy 🤮
No corner shop, no offy nothing eaten from there that's "fresh"
And Mehmeh is hilarious😂

[@PhreeLark]

What's an offy?

[@vroxxzz]

​@@PhreeLark Off license shop

[@realpluslovely]

My hubby is caked and sometimes I can't help myself but I know he hates it 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@natashadaniels2562]

Me, in Americanese, "WTH is an off license?" 🤔

[@kirac7961]

In the uk we call it an off license you call them liquor stores in America

[@MsZZClayton]

Thank you so much for asking this!😅

[@lynnbrunache9865]

Thanks. I was picturing an old dirty gas station/7 eleven

[@kirac7961]

@lynnbrunache9865 in the uk you can get sandwiches from those stores too 😃🤦🏾‍♀️ we call them either a corner shop & the petrol station..ain't no-one buying them though, God knows how long they've been there🤢

[@lynnbrunache9865]

@kirac7961 thx. Good to know for when i visit.

[@izzy_hatake]

James: “She wasn’t Fuhad”

[@sunnyr2794]

"And im doing tippies" bahahahahaha

[@ayarh_maps416]

I'm shocked that people eat rice with anything else other than a spoon😅😅😂😂

[@morgansansom6502]

I'm literally eating rice with a spoon right now!! 😂😂😂

[@KellyKels23]

I bet James is funny as hell to mess with as his girlfriend. Hate being gripped and on your tippies???🤣🤣🤣

[@kanedaku]

Over 30 years since it stopped, I can still sing the Um Bongo song, word for word.

[@manilexis17]

Yo I'm crying at James's tippy comment!! Just straight screaming 😂😂😂

[@realscottsummers]

They say meh meh in Spain and other European countries. They also say WiFi as Wee Fee lol

[@serac4444]

it just makes my day whenever our daddies upload

[@bad8905]

who eats rice with a fork?

[@ernaisaacs983]

THANK YOU. Someone else with common sense. 🙄🤣🤣

[@Benie92i]

Normal people, it’s rice not cereal 😭

[@slinux8420]

​@@Benie92i guess we are weird then

[@MrE5785]

​@Benie92i how do you get the loose grains, like are you using hands or?

[@omokok1877]

Stab it with your fork ig

[@anitawairimu9284]

I love when men are uncomfortable when you touch there butts 😂😂😂😂

[@Andy-jv4pn]

"Mehmeh" is the Spanish pronunciation 😂

[@torib93]

Not caca in the toilet 😭😭😭

[@saracantrell7071]

I love these. Please never stop doing these lol.

[@alexanimashaun9156]

I assumed everyone eats rice with a spoon

[@LifeofSuddy]

James needs to get gripssss in missionary that’s different different

[@showkingsent]

Damn. That Umbungo mention was a THROWBACK!! 😂😂😂😂

[@samanthawestover2011]

No the tippies 💀💀💀💀

[@tevergent]

He must eat rice with chopsticks 😂😂

[@realpluslovely]

Big man has all day to eat🤣🫣

[@mashudusimone578]

I needed to hear this today. It’s so savage. It’s so kleen. Dayum

[@samanthasangqu7187]

Love you guys!!!❤

[@angelajaime5155]

3:37 "Meh-Meh" THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT IN SPANISH!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@HardmanOutdoors]

Drying off with a bed sheet.....😂 memories from my childhood

[@empressnicola408]

Last one was tooooo smooth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leebell1027]

I ate rice, chicken, and vegetables with a spoon last night. LMFAO!!!

[@AellaAbilo]

I legit CZcams the um bongo advert... my mission was to learn the lyrics as a kid 😂

[@kiaralee7175]

It’s the way I can’t even watch them while eating. I always end up laughing too hard and almost choking on my food 🤣

[@ARTEMXS]

Eating rice with a spoon ‘ especially a little one , is the smartest move ever !! Who would reject that genius !?

[@paijhamilton3683]

Damn, um bongo just unlocked a memory, what a throwback! I loved that drink too! The more they said it, the advert was playing in my head 😄

[@eleanoravaskain]

i was watching a comedian and said “i know where to go where it’s funny…” i’m here now!

[@sabrinatrentacoste7530]

the bed sheet one is just wild

[@zoewilliams3341]

" Im tryna set a record" got my chest huuuurrrt 🤣

[@raetekateka8233]

'meh meh' took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@anarahmafe]

His lips disappeared when he smiled 😂😂😂

[@hakeemburrows4915]

The ending sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@mihlembadu4569]

😂😂 the moment I heard "Kaka in the toilet" i knew she is from South Africa 🇿🇦 and she's Xhosa 😂😂😂😂

[@9teen9ty9ine]

0:25 i’m eating rice with a spoon as we speak

[@Stu161]

Nah I'm ready to be her cheerleader if she can score from a freekick 😍

[@Allinmyworld]

Crispy!?? LMAOOOOOO I'm dead

[@Veiledmusings]

That's how I used to pronounce meme. My brain still defaults to it. It takes a second every time 😂

[@michealokocha9356]

Fuhad missed the chance to say Ka Ka, Nah Nah 🤣

[@faithmartinez9484]

4:00 😂 jamesssssss

[@michav.4663]

He doesn't want help 😂

[@ynazzra]

What does he eat rice with? A spatula?

[@persivy]

Chopsticks or a fork

[@camronrobertson2613]

@@persivyYh a fork for rice is mental. So dumb😭

[@ernaisaacs983]

​@@persivy This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in My Life 😂😂😂

[@omokok1877]

Using chopsticks for rice is even crazier

[@ayoa1173]

​@@omokok1877You must know literally no Asians.

[@AuntieShae]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣❤❤

[@Trizzy225]

Umbongo sounds South African😭😭

[@BedtimeAnimations]

I just sat down with my bowl of rice and clicked play on the video and I had left off on this spot. When I hit unpaused I felt attacked lol

[@brunafisher2123]

Meme means mom in oshiwambo 😂

[@tassibee]

Way down deep...in the middle of the jungle...😂🎶

[@NicoRocks23]

SNG lets gooooooo 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@Sharauni]

When Fuhad said "caCA?!" I lost it XD

[@winedownwithme9297]

I’m laughing so hard you guys are so funny

[@wilsonrodriguez3191]

Had to look up off license 😂

[@dayakat]

LMAO!! The meme one!! 🤣😂 That’s how you say it in spanish, tho!

[@jonathanFS93]

Me as a Spanish I'm proud of the "meh meh" 🤣

[@karlkalubi4800]

James be liking that shit bro (super pause) 😂😂😂

[@iheartbrahny]

nah “mehmeh” is INSAAAANE

[@8bitbit529]

My lips have been CRISPY

[@sarahgaither3626]

lmao My dude took a crap and said "Now's my moment. I feel light."

[@Kitisewa]

Best podcast ever 🎉❤🎉

[@Bzebway101]

I agree. I don't understand how ppl eat rice with a spoon

[@ntombothandomazibuko3598]

Daddy is caked😂😂😂

[@anthonygloria1354]

I'm eating rice with a spoon atm 😂😂

[@MrsMilato]

He said Unga Bunga and i was like WTF CAPT CAVEMAN HAVE TO DO WITH IT?! 😂

[@Cantetinza17]

He clogged up my toilet 💩