JAMES GOT LEFT! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @bamboozled1449
    @bamboozled1449 Před 5 měsíci +3149

    getting jumped by a kid named muhammad ali while you’re picking daisies is something only james would experience 😂😂

    • @annabel.okonkwo
      @annabel.okonkwo Před 5 měsíci +44

      I have someone in my class called Mohammed Ali 😂 and he is literally the one getting jumped all the time

    • @ciscoV-xh9mv
      @ciscoV-xh9mv Před 5 měsíci +17

      It’s me James. Mohamed Ali 😁🤣

    • @saeedhossain6099
      @saeedhossain6099 Před 5 měsíci +37

      James super villain origin story

    • @OxygenSWAT
      @OxygenSWAT Před 5 měsíci +4

      Only James😂😂

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah Před 5 měsíci +4

      That's a fact! He has the best stories

  • @TumaH
    @TumaH Před 5 měsíci +1544

    Fuhad - *Reads the wildest response to the question*
    James - "That reminds me..."

  • @nerrissarichards
    @nerrissarichards Před 5 měsíci +1091

    James always has a tale! “I was picking daisies!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @kerzandycherubin808
    @kerzandycherubin808 Před 5 měsíci +1035

    James sounded so hurt during that 4th grade story 😂😂😂 also for fourth grade that story was JUICY

    • @rssstrz
      @rssstrz Před 5 měsíci +18

      year 4 mate hear these american yutes

    • @BRAZYg
      @BRAZYg Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@rssstrz😂

    • @jeremy.jcksn2
      @jeremy.jcksn2 Před 5 měsíci

      It’s not fourth grade. It’s year 4. It’s equivalent to 3rd grade in the US

  • @courtneorona7794
    @courtneorona7794 Před 5 měsíci +495

    James' 4th year trauma story was the origin of his boxing career 😂

  • @tajmacameron1693
    @tajmacameron1693 Před 5 měsíci +550

    James has lived a full life🤣🤣

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden4820 Před 5 měsíci +144

    From "I couldn't disassociate the boxer, i didnt understand islam like that!" to "it wasn't fair, i was picking daisy's" i cant breathe!!!!

  • @panickedantics7761
    @panickedantics7761 Před 5 měsíci +321

    "Those primary school relationships be tough" 😂 This brought me back to when my 5th grade "boyfriend" dumped me at the roller skating rink because another girl liked him and said she would get him a brand new He-Man trapper keeper! And he dumped me in a heartbeat! For a trapper keeper! Shit was ruthless lol

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F Před 5 měsíci +16

      People would sell their first born for those cheap ass plastic organizers. And I was one of them. I had a return of the jedi one that was my end all be all. 😂

    • @Smokinfreely
      @Smokinfreely Před 5 měsíci +6

      I mean back then those were kinda fire 🔥 😅lol

    • @rohiniguiland4873
      @rohiniguiland4873 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I mean she added value to his life what did you bring to the table?😂😂😂

    • @panickedantics7761
      @panickedantics7761 Před 2 měsíci

      @@rohiniguiland4873 I mean, I did have tje good lunchables! Was never enough!

  • @zimedube1893
    @zimedube1893 Před 5 měsíci +213

    Ain't nobody tell a story better than James 😂

  • @dylonjr.5040
    @dylonjr.5040 Před 5 měsíci +189

    “setting my clothes on fire on the front lawn” is crazyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @enclavesoldier1778
    @enclavesoldier1778 Před 5 měsíci +223

    That primary school story is James' origin story

  • @paulm1073
    @paulm1073 Před 5 měsíci +168

    He had me in a headlock while I was picking daisies! 😂 James you wasteman!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Před 5 měsíci +124

    James childhood stories are the best 😂😂

  • @leahhamo19083
    @leahhamo19083 Před 5 měsíci +81

    1:44 I can just fully imagine James picking daisys and someone tackles him to the ground for his girl 😭😭 in a headlock is crazy😭

  • @nosihlekabhungane
    @nosihlekabhungane Před 5 měsíci +96

    James has always been a lover boy 🥰 him picking daises was so cute, 🥹 glad you didn’t try to fight a guy named Mohamed Ali 😭

  • @RachelBastow
    @RachelBastow Před 5 měsíci +79

    James has all them unique life experiences 😂

  • @nellasharman3752
    @nellasharman3752 Před 5 měsíci +62

    With James as a friend, there's never a dull moment 😂

  • @chelseasmith1426
    @chelseasmith1426 Před 5 měsíci +43

    "i was picking daisies" 😂😂 i hope we get a book from James some day... Lessons in Love

  • @jRod80b
    @jRod80b Před 5 měsíci +40

    I need an animated reenactment of this story 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways Před 5 měsíci +30

    Not "Eat wif 'er... I'm not waking up at that silly lil' time"!!! 😩😫😄😆😅😂🤣

    • @mayihilda7452
      @mayihilda7452 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It will interest you to know that so many people reached out to her even companies and donated to her 😂 it was wild. The gifts she received were in millions

    • @haddingtoniangcp2464
      @haddingtoniangcp2464 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Read this as he said it 😂

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways Před 5 měsíci

      @@mayihilda7452 - Wait...WHAT?! 😳

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways Před 5 měsíci

      @@haddingtoniangcp2464 😂

  • @alexismum
    @alexismum Před 5 měsíci +51

    James is a well of painful experiences but the top is coated with bubbly laughter, so it's zen😊

  • @Hyster1aMcR
    @Hyster1aMcR Před 5 měsíci +20

    James story just unlocked core memeories. It was crazy getting a folded up piece of paper with will you go out with me then 2 boxes one for yes and the other for no. It was always brought to you by their best mate as well and theyd stand there bigging their friend up being the best wingman ever.

  • @TJ-fu5kr
    @TJ-fu5kr Před 5 měsíci +65

    Na but James has better stories from primary school alone than i have in my whole life. Bro always has me reevaluating if I've ever done anything in this life.

  • @izzy_hatake
    @izzy_hatake Před 5 měsíci +45

    We need to hear James villain arc😂

  • @allanajackson38
    @allanajackson38 Před 5 měsíci +9

    "He smacked me up...at playtime!"😂😂😂

  • @bieassialaw6832
    @bieassialaw6832 Před 5 měsíci +19

    I'm at work right now on lunch and I'm cracking T'FK UP behind James and him picking daisies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wayneamsdon5821
    @wayneamsdon5821 Před 5 měsíci +32

    That is the most James situation I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Eligio1234567
    @Eligio1234567 Před 5 měsíci +43

    I was on demon timing in primary school. If I lost a fight to someone in the courtyard, I’d pick that same fight back up again in the classroom when you’d least expect it and with an audience and weapons (textbooks, backpacks, etc). Let’s just say after doing that a few times, boys didn’t want the smoke 😂

  • @ciscoV-xh9mv
    @ciscoV-xh9mv Před 5 měsíci +15

    Nah when James sees daisies he gets PTSD 💀

  • @akealastvalle911
    @akealastvalle911 Před 5 měsíci +25

    Imagine picking daisies and getting beat up😭😭😂

  • @somimbotina6638
    @somimbotina6638 Před 5 měsíci +10

    James been through the most.. since day one 😂 i swear

  • @SookieThreads
    @SookieThreads Před 5 měsíci +197

    “I can’t have him jump me, thump me and then we square up properly and then thump me again”
    So poetic 👏🏾. James >>> Shakespeare

  • @yoyomabach4518
    @yoyomabach4518 Před 5 měsíci +16

    Stories like these make me understand James wayyyyy more 😂

  • @Ebeles_Dairy
    @Ebeles_Dairy Před 5 měsíci +7

    Our parents really saved our lives 😂😂😂

  • @MM-rg6zt
    @MM-rg6zt Před 5 měsíci +5

    I laughed until I started wheezing at the hand gesture for the paper game "will you marry me? Yes, no, maybe so"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nataliesilva1664
    @nataliesilva1664 Před 5 měsíci +14

    😂😂😂😂 these reactions always get me goin

  • @radhiadeedou8286
    @radhiadeedou8286 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Plot twist: there was no colleague, there was no spoon. Well played sir

  • @Jujubabi
    @Jujubabi Před 5 měsíci +7

    James is looking very dapper 🥰😘

  • @maddy7012
    @maddy7012 Před 5 měsíci +7

    James living the Saltburn round buying scene irl is heartbreaking

  • @TheFury528
    @TheFury528 Před 5 měsíci +9

    LMAO is the wildest response

  • @naimahmed3720
    @naimahmed3720 Před 5 měsíci +3

    We’ve all heard that quote: *“It’s best to be a Warrior in a Garden, than a Gardener in a War”*
    James was a Gardener in a Garden picking daisies that day.

  • @ebunoruniweibo2137
    @ebunoruniweibo2137 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Just so you guys know, that lady that tweeted about the cooking at 4:50 a.m. has blown up since then and she's been making hella bags!!!
    She's in Nigeria and she is getting deals left, right and center. So much so, someone gave her a house!!!!

    • @egdapo
      @egdapo Před 5 měsíci

      woah! really. can you link a story/article please?

  • @Uranusstinks
    @Uranusstinks Před 5 měsíci +7

    @shixtsngigs new show idea: Reunion with people from James past. James need to heal from all there crazy stuff LOL

  • @MeiNaniTK
    @MeiNaniTK Před 5 měsíci +3

    James getting jumped reminds me of the "Call me when you clean up Shxtty Boy" story. 😂😂😂

  • @buyisiwejunerosegumede7311
    @buyisiwejunerosegumede7311 Před 5 měsíci +6

    James was spazzing on this. He is so alive. You would love to be around him

  • @777mehak
    @777mehak Před 5 měsíci +14

    James is the FUNNIEST man on earth yall 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime Před 5 měsíci +5

    James and his backstories😭😭🤣🤣

  • @SewWithGrace
    @SewWithGrace Před 5 měsíci +2

    The last tweet has me laughing alone in public 😂😂LMAO!! I can’t

  • @tristangriffith2957
    @tristangriffith2957 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "primary school. Those relationships are tough."😭😭

  • @Different16
    @Different16 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The common loot one made me laugh LOL

  • @ashimamakaossai-ugbah3120
    @ashimamakaossai-ugbah3120 Před 5 měsíci +5

    You guyysss, the tweet about the lady who sets her alarm for 4:50am blew up so much that the whole Nigerian twitter community started to gift her free stuff.
    You guys should have that as a whole segment on another show

  • @divineefe-ogidi4335
    @divineefe-ogidi4335 Před 5 měsíci +24

    my friend told me about a time she posted her ex-boyfriend on instagram, one of her fake friends commented
    "this is how God punishes your enemies"
    shes been single ever since

    • @egdapo
      @egdapo Před 5 měsíci

      wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-vv7hc7kb5o
      @user-vv7hc7kb5o Před 5 měsíci

      my tummy 😭😭😭😭💀💀

  • @brittbrattsmilesalot
    @brittbrattsmilesalot Před 5 měsíci +2

    I need the people in James’ stories to come forward because 😅😅😅 he had it hard 😂😂

  • @LFalo
    @LFalo Před 5 měsíci +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣bro James even remembers all their names

  • @Kayyylm
    @Kayyylm Před 5 měsíci +2

    Him screaming babe is sending meeee😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ziggythehero
    @ziggythehero Před 5 měsíci +2

    " are you sure is crazy" I would have folded too

  • @omphilemagongwa4574
    @omphilemagongwa4574 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Happy friday❤ LOVE you guys😩 my literal day savers😭

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Před 5 měsíci +7

    Pleaseeee why am I like James with the stories. I'd randomly remember something and get mad when no one else remembers. Like in 4th grade at my first middle school, my crush finally came out to play on the playground and I will never forget, he touched my face and smiled and went to play w/ his friends. All the other girls got jelly and I went home and started writing a story about it but used different names in case it got published 😂😂😂😂

  • @edmusic2756
    @edmusic2756 Před 5 měsíci +2

    James' story narration is just fokd upppp! 😂😂😂

  • @heyah1447
    @heyah1447 Před 5 měsíci +15

    James and Castillo need to have a conversation cause it seems like they lived the maddest lives

  • @irene_aciro
    @irene_aciro Před 5 měsíci +1

    2:58 Quack Quack! James took me baaaaaaaaaack! 😂

  • @TheGeneralMod
    @TheGeneralMod Před 5 měsíci +3

    James has been through it… He was fighting Cassius Clay 😂

  • @kirstymunro95
    @kirstymunro95 Před 5 měsíci

    Obsessed with ShxtsnGigs podcast! Can't listen to them in public because of how hilarious they are. Was killing myself laughing at my desk on my lunch break last week. 😂

  • @Ky_m133
    @Ky_m133 Před 5 měsíci +1

    James story reminds me of “when you’re done cleaning shitty boy, call me” story 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @mm-kf5mo
    @mm-kf5mo Před 5 měsíci +3

    James has more trauma than Gen Z combined😭😭

  • @PotentPotable5
    @PotentPotable5 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Mohamed Ali was probably Somali and pulled an ”I’m the captain now”. Legend😅

  • @Jay-lv5sl
    @Jay-lv5sl Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love yall vids fr was just watching yall on ur other reactions yt

  • @kellylovejoy2169
    @kellylovejoy2169 Před 5 měsíci +4

    James is looking tasstyyyyyyy 😛 that all black outfit ok daddy xx

  • @azekel7687
    @azekel7687 Před 5 měsíci +2

    James been out here since year 4😂.

  • @user-wi3mq5sh4c
    @user-wi3mq5sh4c Před 5 měsíci +2

    U guys 😂😂are so consistent love the show❤

  • @majesty9985
    @majesty9985 Před 5 měsíci +1

    You know what, some needs to make this an animation for all of James' stories 😂

  • @ChristixnNYC
    @ChristixnNYC Před 5 měsíci +1

    Nah James only u moe…”like wagwan?” 😂😂😂

  • @noziphojohnson591
    @noziphojohnson591 Před 5 měsíci +3

    James has been through it FAMMMMMMMMMM

  • @reece3891
    @reece3891 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The boys never fail!! 😂❤

  • @elllifestyle
    @elllifestyle Před 4 měsíci

    Nahhhh James neeed to do more story time 😂😂😂 am here for itttt🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy Před 5 měsíci +1

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO James origin story got me SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGG

  • @DwightCarter-gm7ej
    @DwightCarter-gm7ej Před 5 měsíci

    I just got hipped to you guys and I'm loving the vibes man 💪🏾

  • @tiff_shan
    @tiff_shan Před 5 měsíci +2

    Where I'm from, that lmao comment under the "My Man" post means that he isn't your man only. He is the village ram. 😂

    • @inique1411
      @inique1411 Před 5 měsíci

      Exactly where my mind went

  • @daniellaobaf9359
    @daniellaobaf9359 Před 5 měsíci +2

    James's reactions are so funny

  • @danw5636
    @danw5636 Před 5 měsíci +2

    A conversation between James and Theo von would be crazy, the stories would be unbelievable

  • @abster4709
    @abster4709 Před 5 měsíci

    This is such a James story😂😂😂 Hilarious!!

  • @ogechukwujudithokwudili
    @ogechukwujudithokwudili Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mummy Zee's post made it here😂

  • @TheBluman1
    @TheBluman1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The two forks 😂😂😂

  • @cheaburger3879
    @cheaburger3879 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “He jumped me and stole my girl”
    I bet that wouldn’t have happened to Tobi🤷🏾‍♂️😂

  • @shellisha8294
    @shellisha8294 Před 5 měsíci

    You took me back lol.. they were called chatterboxes in my days lol

  • @KellyKels23
    @KellyKels23 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Wow, what a life James has led. I wonder if he ever picked daisies again😂😂

  • @TheAnnej73
    @TheAnnej73 Před 5 měsíci

    The folding paper thing you're talking about is called a "cootie catcher."

  • @PharaohJay417
    @PharaohJay417 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Those things are called "Fortune Tellers" or "Cootie Catchers" lol

  • @jemiyawills7208
    @jemiyawills7208 Před 5 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂bruuuhh James got me dyinggg tb primary school beef😂 cause this so real 💀 be the pettiest times

  • @yb6038
    @yb6038 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Nah why James in a toxic relationship in year 4 😂😂😂

  • @makedathomasrn7122
    @makedathomasrn7122 Před 5 měsíci

    the little finger thing is called a fortune teller. Lol

  • @Brassknucks23
    @Brassknucks23 Před 5 měsíci +2

    It's official, I am in love with James. James will you be my fake internet hubby? Cuz FAM...you are the coolest, sweetest, funniest, most authentic cat on the planet....next to my actual husband....( who fully knows I'm crushing on you and all you glorious stupidity, you awesome human you) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlyncreary8413
    @kimberlyncreary8413 Před 5 měsíci

    Daaaammmmnnn...I remember those paper games that James was referring to.

  • @alexjrhernandez3946
    @alexjrhernandez3946 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Orange spot on the top right anyone else?😂😂

  • @user-wi3mq5sh4c
    @user-wi3mq5sh4c Před 5 měsíci +3

    James got some past 😂😂😂lmao

  • @carolinehlumbuh6709
    @carolinehlumbuh6709 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lower grades were the ones brul😂😂

  • @dawnsherie
    @dawnsherie Před 5 měsíci +4

    James looks damn yummy in all black with that gold chain 🫦

  • @paige06181
    @paige06181 Před 5 měsíci

    James stories are top tier 😂

  • @dannys2cute4yuh
    @dannys2cute4yuh Před 5 měsíci

    I'm still not waking up at 5am 😂😂😂 making lunch the night before ❤

  • @KayannaLloyd-vy9go
    @KayannaLloyd-vy9go Před 4 měsíci

    The way God put you together is funny 😂🤣