TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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James has been through it ALL with these stories 😂. He needs a hug, bless him 😂😂
My thoughts exactly 😂😂. James has lived
Your comment made me spray my tea all over 😂😂😂
@@kandibar21 It's true though 🤣🤣🤣 James is that uncle in the family who's lived every life there is to live and now he's grown and transformed and just gives a tone of life advice 🤣
As a tall girl I can confirm, men are comfortable with dating a taller until they start thinking to much about it😂 it’s for sure an ego thing.
I've never understood the problem. Like as a dude, I'm just happy to be with the girl. If a guy's ego gets in the way then they need to grow up cause it's not that serious
Yes, MEN are lol that immediately tells you so much about the mind of a man tho. If he's too insecure to date you, just cause you're tall, he's not mature enough. I've also noticed that shorter men are so much more comfortable dating a taller woman for some reason.
I'm 6ft1 myself. 😅
It wouldn’t bother me
As a man I can confirm I don’t care how tall you are I climb trees if I like you it don’t matter
My wife is over a ft taller than me. I still fold her. I like women taller than me which worked out well cus I'm short.
"Im folding you but its consentual."😂 Never has a quote resonated with me.
😂😂😂😂👌🏽💯
Only if she's scrawny, cause thic girls will fold you...
I'm 5'3, I couldn't help but to laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah handling a tall girl always shocks them fr it’s glorious
@@angelthankgodforangelssame height and just went out with a girl who was 5'8. It was the best night I've had with a girl
Wait till James finds out 3 days is a short period… 😂
When he said 3 days I was like "who's out here having 3 day periods?!"
😂😂😂 Facts
Me! Thank goodness cuz these three days be enough
Seriously who are all these heroes??
I’m one of those I guess rare people that has 3 day periods lol
In my teens I used to have 2 day periods. After I had children, went in contraception, that messed up everything and I started having HEAVY flows and for the first time in my life at 25 I experienced period cramps. I finally came off the contraception (nightmare), which has made a huge difference in my cycles. I’m now at 3-4 days period every 28 days
When I was in Art College, we had a Laotian friend Nom who was super short. My buddy got wasted one night and took a tape measure to Nom, turned out he was just under 4 foot 6. He’d never even been kissed because girls found him too adorable, and he was the oldest person in our friends group. A year into school, a freshman with pink hair showed up and we found out she only dates Asian guys. You better believe we all hyped Nom up to ask her out, and she said yes! They eventually got the apartment unit right under mine and moved in together. She also convinced him to get a dog that was almost as big as he was, it was so wholesome yet hilarious.
A happy ending for Nom
if I was nom I would sue you , cause why you washing my gist out in public🤣🤣
@@maery4277😂😂😂 FOR REALLLLLL. What did NOM DO😂
Found him adorable 😂😂
Please don’t fail art school
I’m 5’7 155lbs, I climbed a 6’3 absolutely stunning gal like I was bloody Tarzan. My ego didn’t struggle at all, when you grow up being shorter than everyone, you gotta charge it early. I even sat on her shoulders for that pool wrestling game when we were vacationing with a group of friends. When I say we slaughtered them, they never stood a chance y’all, ahhhh Bri, my leng tall ting...miss that beautiful tree.
What happened?
@@SmashingSnow she went to the navy, i moved state, it was an amicable mutual break up, just a matter of life taking us different directions.
@@fuckel98 Good to hear it amicable. Thanks for sharing.
@@SmashingSnow oh why thank you very much good sir. sharing within this community is always a pleasure. the ShxtsNGigs fam is easily the healthiest and most positive community i have been a part of on the internet.
@@fuckel98 You're welcome. It is a great community for sure. Only been following them for a few months now but love each episode and the new reaction channel.
“Oh, you mean when your 🐱 rejects you?” SENT MEEEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😂
Never knew how to explain it before, but she hit the nail right on the head 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 no for real 😭😭😭 never knew how to explain this ish 😂😂
Literally exactly what it feels like
Should have owned it and said, "Champion?! I am your king, I would demand you bow but you are already down there."
😂😂😂
Nice!
Winner! 😂😂😂
I would have told them willy Wonka been looking for a missing oompa loompa and I think I just found him
@@darknesswave100 🤣😂🤣😂
As someone who is short and sometimes deals with guys who like to be little spoon…. I can confirm the backpack vibes. Out here feeling like JanSport🥲
Same! My boyfriend loves to be the little spoon. He’s 6 foot and I’m 5'2. My knees are at the height of his ass 😂
😂😂😂 JanSport 😂
Girl sameeeee
It’s the JanSport for me 😂😂😂
I can't tell you how much I love back packing a grown man 😂
honestly props to James for being like "we underestimate periods, innit?" like fam we're okay like one week a month - there's pre-menstrual symptoms, there's periods and then there's post-menstrual stuff for some people with a vag too like FML canNOT DEAL! also congratulations for the podcast of the year award!!!!
No one ever talks about ovulation slime days.
i have ovarian cysts and i literally have cramps and spot throughout the ovulation week. i have one week to my self that i am not in some type of pain.😭
For real! Most men think we’re exaggerating. I literally started taking a pill to stop mine because I was gonna go mental. And “period poops” are the f*cking WORST 😭 makes you beg for death instead
well, for some reason people often underestimate others' struggles and pain, unless they go through it themselves (though it doesn't always change anything)
And then there's ovulation pain..
Champion of the vertically challenged? Nah, you got to fight 🤣
I appreciate Jame's transparency when he tells stories lmao like that man will say exactly what he feels and that's a sign of confidence right there (even if he's talking about things that make him insecure) because a lot of things he says, most men would never say out of fear of judgment. SALUTE to you James!! never change, the honesty and straightforwardness makes these segments ENJOYABLE
I love him for that. I remember when he told Fuhad he feels jealous when he is with his other friends. I loved him right then and there
I appreciate the empathy of the monthly dread of periods! It really is a mental trip anticipating it
as a 5'10 woman, I pretty much avoid dating men my own height... have to be significantly shorter or taller bc men within an inch of my height are THE most insecure, moreso than a 5'6/5'7 guy... and I won't live in a world where my shoes are policed 😂
As a man your height, I'm sorry you had to go through stuff like this. My ex was my height and we hardly noticed... until she started stealing OUR(thought they were mine) clothes.
Those dudes were just insecure.
@chmchn agreed, very insecure, but it's very common.. and not just guys I'm dating, total strangers will walk up to me and say stuff like "if you were two inches shorter I'd totally ask you out" it's so weird!
@@chelseasmith1426 total strangers?? Surely you're kidding? I commend you! Cuz I don't know if I have to will power, discipline or self control to not tell a total stranger to go s#ck their mom 🤷🏾♂️ if it's hands then it's hands...
Man dem BOLD in your part of the world...
Yeah that is weird! Lol. Like you’d be my type if… you could’ve kept that line to yourself. 😂😂
Congratulations on the PODCAST OF THE YEAR Award ❤️❤️❤️🤌🏾
Well deserved 🥰❤️
I am 5’7. Used to go out with a girl that was 6’4 in high school. A lot of jokes from our friends, a lot of disbelief from people. But we made it work. It was hard for my confidence tho. 😂😂 next relationship was with a girl that was 4’11….. the difference was deafening 😂💀
Facts 😂. My mates ex was 6'2 and he was only 5'5. He said it was like a woman from Avatar dating a wookie then gets with a new partner (now his wife) that's about the same height you mentioned at the end. Says he's never new the difference was THAT much 😂
@@Mez254 i never minded the difference even now but yea I noticed what everyone else commented
Which do you prefer?
What were the differences?
And which do you prefer now ?
@@HoeplessAlexis well to make out there was a lot of adjusting. Or even to cuddle. Made me really self conscious at first but eventually I embraced it and made a joke out of it to make her laugh. With the girl that was shorter than me, it felt easier to do lots of intimate things. But I realized I don’t really have a preference because I be ame confident in both relationships if that makes sense
James tells the best stories
He has lived a life 🤣🤣
James tells the best stories 😂😂😂
Definitely lol
@@joshuaprince8052 😂
@@bighomieJ5X 😂dude went through the most in life....god I love this podcast man
@@joshuaprince8052 definitely, especially when James gets into character about a made up situation 😂😂😂
i liveeeee for his stories 😂
My first love was taller than me in HS when we first met but by the time we started dating I was an inch or 2 taller. I loved him so much and it usually wasn't a problem but if I had heels on, I could tell he was uncomfortable. He even tried to break up with me one time, saying things like he felt he didn't deserve me. I kept trying to tell him I could care less, he took such good care of me. He should be confident that He's not 6foot and was able to pull me, I refused to date anyone at school. He had a car, good job, and could make me laugh my panties off. Idc how tall a man is if he is a man. I stopped wearing heels and would purposely try to make myself look shorter in pictures, stuff like that. I spoke respectfully of him and always had something positive to say whenever the subject was brought up. so much so that it started to irritate me and make us argue. If you don't think you can handle me, than I guess I am with the wrong person. There is a noticeable difference that confidence can give you in a relationship. My current Man is taller than me by 2 inches, but loves when I wear heals and will jump up to kiss me with nooooo shame. He'll rub on my legs, and say things like "your long legs are so sexy" instead of being negative. The comment about the "backpack" made him laugh and say "I'll happily be a backpack" with the quickness. One of his boys tried to say sum about it when we started dating and baby quickly was like "AND? My man you're 6foot and still alone. Focus on yourself" and went back to playing Uno lmaoooo.
I’m so happy for you that you found a man who loves you for who you are 🥰 I love that he doesn’t care what other people think and will jump up to kiss you. That’s adorable!
I went with a short guy I’m 5’6 he’s was like 5’2 🤦🏾♀️
My children were laughing at me 😩 said if I wanted another child I could’ve adopted🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
My son is 6’1
Daughter 5’4
They disssd me for a whole week 😩🤦🏾♀️ especially since it was fair time, said he couldn’t get on the ride
Nah, that's terrible 😂😭😭😭
@@elijahbillings4658 🤣🤣🤣🤣 children are the worst sometimes 🤣
Your kids are brutal 😂😂
😂😂😂this made me laugh
Oh shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had a tall gf and im 6 foot she was 6 4... never felt 4 11 more in my life... jungle gym is fun till you try and spoon and all you get is a face full of hair
.....did you try climbing her? 😂🎉
At least you were man enough to climb the 🏔️😂
@@leenataylor7772 what mountain sinai? Like im fucking moses or something?
@@sm00gzbear I was still stronger so she was always mad when she would try to wrestle with me and end up pinned very quickly
@@jasonasano3617 tell her to stop
I give props to James for being self aware that his tall girl complex is a me thing. It’s okay to not want a tall girl, it’s similar to when women want a man above 6 feet. It’s a preference. Also, Yes period pain rivals that of a male heart attack. The exhaustion, boob pain headaches and mental gymnastics experienced the week prior (is something that men will never understand.
I literally have to call out of work the first day, and just spend the day in pain near the bathroom. When I started to workout consistently it got better, but I literally feel like my body shutting down for a couple days once a month and just have to firm it.
The only reason why women have bad periods is lack of minerals and nutrients. They won’t ever let us know this cuz there’s too much money to lose….. plus we don’t know our bodies let alone how our cycles work. It’s psychotic to be honest. We’re so detached from our bodies it’s alarming. If we new out cycles and how they worked then more cultures would want to isolate us cuz of all the power we have.
I think a heart attack comparison is pushing it 😂
@@Straightfacts980 nope, it is that painful for some. For some women period cramps can feel like intense, repeated stabbing pains….for hours. Sorry but if someone told you they had been having an intense sharp stabbing pain in their chest for hours, you would 1000% call an ambulance thinking they were having a heart attack, right? But let that intense stabbing pain be in their cervix/uterus and suddenly it’s not that bad, women are exaggerating, and it couldn’t possibly be as painful as a heart attack. 🤦🏼♀️
@@ReginaMcNeish false. Periods hurt because chemicals are released during our cycle that causes the uterus and cervix to contract. That contraction/cramping is similar to the cramping/contraction you get during childbirth. It has nothing to do with lack of nutrients and everything to do with the normal hormones and chemicals that are released during our period.
"I'm folding you but this is consentual". 😅
took me out 😭
I’m 6’2 (with out heels) and my husband is 5’8. I totally agree with letting go of ego to find love. I’m very secure in my height and didn’t mind dating shorter men. My husband said he thought about our height difference one time and then realized he felt “weird” because he thought he had to (because he’s shorter…and a man).
its all ego!
My fiancé is 5'3" and I'm 6'1" ish, I love my little rabid squirrel 😂❤
James sauna story: I holleeeereeerrrrd. I'm sorry. Not sorry. Lorrrdt.
This is eye opening I had no idea men were so intimidated by tall women. At 5’10 I always thought there was something wrong with me but I was modelling so I was like, I must be at least ok looking right? Now, I don’t give, but at 25 I was so insecure.
Wow, a three day period, I have eight days, from the age of 11 and I know girls that have started as early as 8. It's a lot, but hey, life goes on.
You guys are awesome by the way, I love and appreciate your content, humour and expressive flair 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾❤️❤️
Thank you for saying how horrid periods are.
Yes, I've experienced those kind of cramps. I just cry!
😂 James and Drake would be best friends
The synergy between these two are honestly just BANGING and I'm here for it :D You guys are the best.
Love hearing James' stories and updates 😂😂
“The Champion of the Vertically Challenged” bro wtf 😂 that’s next level disrespect
Congratulations on your award guys🎉🎉
"I can't even imagine getting monthly headaches"
Me always contemplating killing myself when that routine migraine sets in and my entire bodily system is thrown out of whack on top of any sound or light just worsening the pain. I'm cold, I'm hot, i got the runs, i gotta vomit, and no medicine honestly helps. It just has to run its course.
As a man who is only 5'8, I just got out of a relationship with a woman who 5'11 flat, and it was amazing. I was able to fold her and not think twice about it. I think when you are the shorter of the two you have to mentally go into it like I will chop that tree down lol.
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
im having a hard time believing all these comments
You don't have to believe them, but it's ok to have a taller woman as a shorter man
A tall woman that treats you like a king is the way, boys - not to mention your kids will more likely be taller too. Break the cycle.
Ngl I had been with a tall girl, and I didn't feel that insecure until other people told me how insecure they would be.
One of my friends in uni was 5’3 and he EXCLUSIVELY only dated tall girls. As in 5’10 upwards. He dated one of my friends n she’s 5’11 and his baby momma is 6’1. This guy genuinely never left a single party with some number and tallass girl in tow.
“You’re doing me a solid by letting me have this” 👀😆😆😆
I love when Fuhad wears shorts ... my imagination goes CRAZY
Get it together 💀😭
*hands you tissue* you're drooling, love. 🤣🤣
Nah sis is THIRSTY
Imagine how creepy this would be if a guy said the same thing about a woman wearing a skirt 😂😂 ffs double standards are crazy but funny at the same time.
@@Straightfacts980men say way worse things than this 💀
I'm a 5'9 woman my daughter is 5'2 I've always told her that men consider her more desirable because of her height. she's insecure about her shortness so I use this video as proof thanks 👍🏾
Good call, it should be a lesson to both of you ladies. Because I'm sure you're gorgeous as well.
I’m a woman and I’m 5'2 as well. Sure there are days where I wish I was taller but then I remember that my feet never hang over the end of the bed and I can easily cuddle up in a small blanket.
So as a man who is 5'8, I have a athletic build to me so it's nice to be able to wrap someone my size or smaller in my arms. And what you do is get a California king size bed and your feet would never hang over the edge anyway lol.
I'm 5'2 and my man is 6'4. I've never cared how tall men were as long as they were taller than me, but have always attracted 6'+.
She's going to be fine. ❤
I tell my daughter this all the time. I'm just over 6ft, and she's barely 5 feet. Her dating pool is wide open. Lol
I’m only 5’9 and I dated a guy who was 5’6. I always had on high heels. I asked him if it bothered him once. He said told me. ‘Real men know how to climb trees!’ Also ‘Hight doesn’t matter when your laying down.’ 👀 it was sexy.
When James gets vexed 😂😂
Champion of the vertically challenged is such an African thing to say 😂 I can just hear my brothers with that kind of banter if was even a tad shorter than them
As a 6’2” this was difficult to watch. Luckily there are a lot of men who appreciate us.
I am a short little thing at 5ft (154 cm) and it SUCKS. I have to ask my partner who is 6'4 to get things off shelves for me because our flat is built for tall people in mind. I've always wanted to be taller. People take the piss with you when you're short, whether it's other women or men that disrespect you because they think you are small therefore weaker than them.
James was in the spa plotting murder 😂😂😂😂😂
Which is messed up as he's 5ft 11 and taller than him. Man obviously watches the pod, knew James is sensitive about his height and opted to wind him up
yup this vid confirmed all of my insecurities as a 6’0 girl😭😭
Don’t let it! I’m 6’2, wear heels and still get play
Dang. I don't even know what to say. But tbh i get jealous of tall girls who wear heels cause they can literally have lots of people in awe, amazement and every other emotion. It's no wonder that fashion models have a height requirement. I am your regular girl down the street, i can't pull that much attention in heels no matter how much I wanted to.
I’m 5’8”-5’9” & sammeee😭😂I’ve always been told how tall I am and I’ve always hated it. Not to mention in high school my best friend was 4’11” so I just felt extra tall & was constantly reminded that guys love short girls🥲🥲
Same
Watching this on my period wanting to cry and laugh at the same time
Having a headache is such a minimal casualty of PMS and periods that I don’t even notice it anymore 😂
I love how these guys talk bout normal stuff - we all really think it in some things - and to top it off they are funny!!! Love it!! Keep it up guys 😅
I'm 5" 10 and she was 6" 1 volleyball player I love climbing mountains
Congratulations on your award guys, very much deserved. 🎉💃🏆
About the periods... i get a 3 day migraine as soon as i come off every month when the hormone drops. It aint just bleeding and shitting boys 😂😂😂
Blessed be the day 😜 Watching older content for 2 hours now and this new juicy juice bit shows up 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Congrats on winning pod of the year guys. You deserve it!
Wow I've never been able to explain that random weird pain in that area during my period but yea that definitely sums it up
8:54 his friends need to create a warm, welcoming, comforting and loving environment for him to leave the closet behind.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
„We underestimate periods „ props to you for even saying that bro 👊🏻
Bro I actually love you guyssssss BIG LOVE FROM TRINIDAD
LOVE TT❤
"not bending you " 😂😂😂😂 love these two so much ❤
I already know these are bangers 😂
God I just wanna thank you again for me making me 6’4” because I couldn’t imagine having a woman telling me I’m too short
Man I'm 5'6"
Never had that issue thankfully. If we vibe we vibe 🤷🏾
It's great y'all know yallselves well enough
Congratulations on the award❤❤🎉🎉🎉 Super proud of you guys❤❤
Tall chick here🙋🏽♀️... and I'll go on record and say, "theres nothin like a confident, short guy that doesnt let the societal stigma of being short define him or hold him back❤️" ...women that say they dont/wont date short men are missin out🤷🏽♀️... with that being said, on the other hand, men with a Napoleon complex are THE. WORST.
I love these short clips on Saturday/sunday❤❤❤
I’m 5’9 & people act like I’m the worlds tallest woman. Lol.
You man are nuts🤣 I feel like a champion lenging down a tall ting 😂
Fuhad cannot expect me to behave while he is in those,
🤣🤣🤣
The guy tasting the scotch is a total boss 😂😂
I’d love to be a fly on the wall of James’ therapy sessions. He goes on runs by himself here. Imagine him having a breakthrough in therapy 🤯😂
"I'll have to jump in"🤣🤣🤣
The "sus counter"😂
I'm already in tears😂
Tall women get folded like pretzels too, never forget!
Fuhads "whaaat?" Sounded like he wanted to laugh but couldn't because he loves James and couldn't bring himself to say "fair"😂😂
Whats james mean a headache for 3 days 😂 periods can go on for 7 days a month... enjoy being male guys ❤
yea and mine goes up to 12 days with cramps AND i got my period since I was 10
@@extra.ordimarysameee but mine were 9 days and the flows were huuugggeee 🫣
And after 30 yrs that mess will go to 4-7 days depending on how your hormones feels that months nothing is the same from month to month. My gyn has stopped trying to all the medication. 2 children, 3 births, we have late menopause in my family and I think I my have a hysterectomy next year because I’m tired of this crap. I’d be a millionaire all the money spent on feminine care products, replacing ruined underwear clothes etc, and ruined plans; ain’t it grand to be a woman 🎉🎉🎉!
As a tall girl, thank you for putting it into perspective. Because only men shorter than me have only been appeoaching me and it irks me. But I will charge it
As a tall guy, I find shorter girls more attractive but on the other hand I don’t want to risk having short kids because of his mothers genes pushing him down 😂😂 might also have to charge it for the purpose of my future sons dignity lmao
Girl date who loves and respects you.
@@Straightfacts980this is also my mindset, I'm 6'2 so ideally someone 5'11 or 6 foot
They should try that simulator to get an idea of what cramps feel like. It’d be a great laugh 😂
James is King of "Me Too"
man siad champ of the verticaly challenged🤣🤣
I’m 5’2, would happily let fuhad fold me😌
Charged his height and gone for width absolutely spun me 💀
By the ponytail James!? Swear... 😂
I spit my chips out 😂😂😂😂😂😂 buddy bogus as hell for saying to a stranger 💀
🗣I love this show😭
if you got a tall ting bent over the counter she just gotta spread the pins a little wider to bring the goal into reach. literally no position you cant do with a tall girl.
"Champion of the vertically challenged" 😂😂 im stealling that
That “Sus counter” that randomly pops up is hilarious 😂
Bleeding, stomach cramps, ass cramps, back pains, headaches, and mood swings. Every month for a minimum of three days
Ive seen that video of the guy reviewing the whisky. he was happy & at peace lol
Congratulations on the award boys❤
Champion of the vertically challenged ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
“From 13 upwards” 13?! I got mine as a screwed up birthday present at nine 😭 I’ve never seen happy since 💀
I’m 5’9” and I only go taller…no matter how attractive the guy is, I need a tall guy 6’ or over 😅
I love these guys 😂😂😂😂
Every frigging month james!!!! All the cramps and blood fun!!! 😅
It's the poop post for me 🤣🤣🤣 I can't even breathe rn omg
Gongratulations on the award DADDIESSSS❤❤❤❤🎉😊😊😊😊
Being 6’3” I’m mad offended you’re too pu… nvm lol I thought you were the man James smh
I'm 6ft and I'm triggered. These bitches.