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This Week The Guys Discuss:
Women Share Stories Of The Wildest Lies Men Have Told Them!
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Also, the dialogue about the missing condoms shows 2 things: 1) Fuhad definitely knows how to gaslight and 2) James has heard his fair share of women's arguments to be able to argue back exactly right 😂
They both did that a lil too well 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah Fuhad went full villain & James deserves an Oscars nomination 😂
How tf they get into a realistic fight while role playing???!!! I love these guys the make my day lol I’m obsessed with this channel 😊
The way that I had deja vu from this 🤣🤣
I’m dying of laughter and crying from the RL flashbacks at the same time 😂🥹
James was way too accurate with that roleplay at the end he's defo been on the receiving end of that 😭😭
ong 🤣🤣
Swear down 🤣🤣
Facts
The fact that they immediately go into a "scenario" and they both know what position to take...LOVE THIS!
😂😂😂😂😂 bruv...😂😂
Nobody prompted the roles they were automatically assigned 🤣🤣🤣
it was so realistic 😭
James was actually feeling a bit like we do when we’re gaslit and called crazy. He felt it, I saw it for a split sec 😅
Facts he was emotionally exhausted just for a bit from living a second in our world. Lol love the Daddies commitment.
I love how they were fake arguing for like 5 mins in the end😭😭
it dead was a whole skit out of no where lol
😅😅
That's what they need more of these little skits acting out these scenarios.
Bro, then they just said "anyways" and kept going like nothing happened, I was baffled
These two jokers didn't just have a whole pretend fight over 3 missing condoms from a fictional jar of condoms... Its too much. And James knows the female's role all too well!
You should see the roleplay of the Ukrainian refugee moving in legit thought James was gonna spark fuhad out
I couldn’t breathe from laughing at it
@Mace1191 which video is it?
Literally came looking for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Mate I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
“You’re just talking Sharon” 😂😂😂😂 bruh really committed!!!
"They want peace and quiet" 😂 They just don't want to deal with the consequences of their actions
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These guys fully create a whole scenario, finish the story. Then move onto the next one 😂😂😂 love it
There jokes 😂
The argument at 15 minutes 😂😂
Move on like nothing happen! And I'm sitting here eating a bag of chips fully engaged into their new storyline.
It’s basically improv to them 😂💯
Who the hell is Sharon?
My favorite thing y'all do is when you read 1 statement and the next moment you're in character fighting each other like you're life depends on it. You're acting skills are just on point.
Just letting you know you have 2k likes
“He took condoms out of the condom jar, to see if I was keeping count” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
brooo 17:37 haha after that intense roleplay, i dont think james was ready to just move on like that 😂😂
after discovering he lied about being divorced he told me and I quote " in my head I was already divorced "
😂😂😂😂😂. People are Crazy
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I'm so sorry! He sounds like a narcissist
Classic
Lies lies . He told me that he wants to make me his 2nd wife🤡
the condom thing felt like an actual toxic relationship argument 😂😂😂😂😂 triggering
"Oh, so you're crazy now?"
This "argument" was pure gold. Thank you for the chuckles.
That condom skit was pure gold!!! Get these boys on tv asap lol
The way Fuhad and James go into their acting is mad😂😂No rehearsal just straight into it😂goated duo💯
As a Sharon, I was fully invested in the argument... Chirp😂😂😂
Zoea hio sauti
same😂😂
Lazima tu ingekuwa Sharon😂
Me too😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It's not about peace, but lacking emotional intelligence, fortitude and character to deal with the consequences and to just have a moral compass of not doing half this shit in the first place. What's peaceful are relationships built on honesty, trust and effort for and towards each other.
Thank youuu! I find it very worrying when people lie for no reason at all , being caught in a lie is more headache and drama than just telling the truth out right.
Thank you
A woman telling men how and why men do things, well done 👏
@@TheRedMenaceUKIt's just common sense tbh if you cant have peace of mind while also taking accountability your EQ is low asl.
Fuhad is always the husband, and James is always the wife in these little plays they do. 😅🤣😂
It's james' hands tapping on the chair during the fake argument that killed me. That got proper real.
that part took me out too!!! 😂😂
Late, sorry, but I'm sitting here sick, watching oldies. This bit was BRILLIANT!!!
They aren't looking for peace. They are too cowardly to deal with the consequences of their actions. 🤷♀🤣
Exactly, they don’t want to be confronted for their bs! Just take it and shut up about it
Chill out.
i swear to god! they wanna peace of mind but let the girl live in doub and lies. thats not peace in mind for us tho.
Exactly. Cause if they wanted peace, they wouldn't lie and cheat to begin with. & you can't claim you value peace when you are destroying HER peace with the lies and games. Men like that dont give a fuck about peace, theyre just selfish and want to have their cake and eat it too.
@@angelsweet9611 I have never read a more true statement! 💯🎯
Sharon has me cryinnggg “get me out !” Lmfao I can’t
14:33 the way they were going at it about the condoms like it was their actual lives has me dying 😭🤣🤣🤣
As a Nigerian , I gotta agree with how embarrassing it is when they settle for a anything with a pulse😅😅
Man, it is very embarrassing 🤦
It's F@&king annoying because it falls back on all of us when they do that
@@Ben360netespecially us single people
@@angelsweet9611 Yeah
Ambition is a deadly thing
You can tell that James has had so many arguments with girls in his life! 😂
The difference between 17:17, 17:18, and 17:19 is INSANE. The way James's face changes are hilarious
“Whatever floats your boat SHARON”🤣🤣😹
Micro pen:s🤣🤣
James is an actOR "when I'm bored I COUNT SHIT" please🤣🤣🤣
I was catching up with someone once after years of not talking, because you know people grow and have families, etc. So naturally I asked if he had any kids yet. He said no. Sometime later I caught him in the lie. He had a kid. His reasoning? She was a "baby" not a kid. So my question didn't count 🤔 🙃
Pardon?? 😭😭🤣🤣
whyyyyyyyyyyyy😭😭
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😂
that’s crazyyy😭
You see what we have to deal with 🤦🏽♀️
James wasn’t making up a girl for that condom argument, he was remembering one. That was TOO authentic!
The condom dialogue is WILDDD😂😂😂😂
A man once told me he had a woman and child as his screensaver because the child died of leukemia and she was a family friend. A CHILD!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 wild
I fell out when I read this! The LENGTHS they’ll go to for some strange is AMAZING! I love hearing the wild lies!!!!
Damn
Now that lie isnt funny. Its sick
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's just so sad!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The argument over the missing condoms I got into it way too much and thought I was watching a real couple arguing over 3 missing condoms 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 like what is happening...😂😂
This was highly entertaining and disturbing at the same time. My ex was a compulsive liar and cheater so I’ve had my fair share of lies being told to me. The best was he got a second night time job. Turns out he was just with another woman 🙄
So what I'm gathering here is that most all men lie to avoid conflict and women are supposed to accept it and move on while of course still maintaining their integrity? While I find this reveal disgusting, it's also pretty enlightening tbh! Thank you! ❤️
That’s EXACTLY how I’m feeling right now. Lol honestly makes me feel more confident in my decision to be celibate. Waaaaayyy less stress 😂
@Alia W. I'm living an abstinent life rn too! I used to say celebate, but I realized that was inaccurate since I enjoy me. I don't think we're alone in this plight though!
I can't see James the same ever since he was dancing to Jeffrey Dahmer 🤣🤣🤣
That shit took me OUT. I laughed so hard for hours. Just randomly 🤣😂🤣😂.
It was the way he smoothly moved while he talked and never missed a beat. I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
When did that happen?
He got in character LOL 🤣
Sooo true😂😂
I found a hickey on my ex’s neck. He said it was from his sister. Then went on to tell me that all siblings give each other hickeys and I was the weird one for not being the same way with my siblings. We argued for a while but I chose to just forget about it (don’t know why, it was a mistake). A month later, I find another hickey on him and this time he says it was from his dog.
*EDIT:* I don’t really know the truth because I broke up with immediately after but I don’t think dogs can give hickeys so it was probably his sister.
D.O.G.??For Real? That's just toooo damn much!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Girl wtf. No way you stayed with that bs 😂😂
Probably his sister 😂
Ain't no way...... smh
We glossed over the idea that the "I'm a twin" lie is to provide an early alibi if he is spotted with another woman. "Babe, that wasn't me eating sushi with another woman; that was my twin!"
1st thing i thought lol .... small city and he had his excuse locked an laoded
🤣🤣This is a great place to remind yourself of the kind of nonsense men can pull😭
Its 5am & it Almost made me break up with my man 😂
Some guy asked me out on a date, then cancelled the night before saying he had forgotten he has to attend a wedding the next day. I said "ok, let me know when you'd like to reschedule". Never heard back from him but did find out a few weeks later that he got married the day we were supposed to go on our first date!
OMG. You were spared a crazy situation.
Omfg they are straight dogs all the way to the aisle, right?
Wait whatttt??!!!! That is actually insane
What was the thought process??!
"I lied but now I'm not lying" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you guys are sick
Them devolving into a full skit about this Damn condom jar is what truly trips me 🤣🤣
Yo their argument at the end had me rolling on the floor laughing lol
Ex-husband tells me he's never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We are American. I ask his mom and she said of course he has. Why??
Glad he's an ex. Clearly doesn't have any respect for you.
That counting condoms scenario you guys just did is legendary 😂😂 you guys are off the chains keep up the good work guys 👍🏻
A part of me was prepared for Fuhad to say after the guess "so you're crazy and can't count?"😂
The condom confrontation was so on point.😆😆 I laughed so hard, my abs got a workout!!!
I’m at work, literally GASPING FOR AIR at y’all argument, as if you’re the actual couple arguing over the number of condoms in the jar. 😂
James' 'WOW!' on the roleplay killed me, cause he just felt defeated for a sec😅. They could've gone on longer "arguing" for it seemed they didn't wanna break the characters off.
I really enjoyed it. xoxoxo
Lmao I felt triggered for a sec😂😂
Fuhad put a name to it. Sharon. .Get out my yard! I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the 3 minutes unplanned role playing at starting 14:30 killed me xxx
The wildest lie I’ve been told thus far: I was seeing a guy back home in Georgia. I knew of him from high school so I had so real reason to doubt anything he said. I knew he just got out of the army and all of that.
One day he told me that he had to go to Texas to go to court. He told me it was something related to traffic, driving, or something along those lines.
Well y’all, come to find out that while he was in the army he had gotten married and the real reason he was going to court was because of an aggravated assault charge for beating his wife.
WHAT
Talk about dodging a bullet
Omfg that’s crazy
No fxckin way
@@junglekxngtalksanime I found out because his stepdad told me and he thought I knew he was married. NO I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS MARRIED!!!!!
Touching on the whole “guys lie because they want peace” topic; y’all men do know that telling the truth creates a lot more peace then lying & then having the girl find out you lied. I can positively say that girls can handle the truth a lot better then a lie. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who lies; be an adult, own up to your shit & deal with what comes your way. If you screwed up, that’s on you, now deal with what comes with that. I can handle someone telling me something I don’t wanna hear if it’s the truth. Matter of fact, I have respect for people like that. But lie to me & I’ll always question you 🤷🏻♀️
Facts pure Facts!!!
Facts!
10000000 percent!
I think the point is that the most peace in a scenario would come from telling a lie and nobody ever finding out it was a lie
Wanting peace= being unaccountable
I have two sets of twins, imagine their disgust when they realise I've got 4 kids😭💀
James really know how to portray a woman because when he said "you're not man enough" my eye twitched 🤣🤣🤣
Men want peace of mind at the expense of women's
Narcissists in general are this yes
RIGHT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My ex and I ran into each other at a bar, he cornered me saying he still loves me and crap. I told him if he did why did you cheat on me with 2 people. He tells me he never cheated, that he puts that on his mother's life........
She died the next month
Damn 😮
:O
Wooooo😮
😂 Karma
😮
"Sharon"😂😂😂😂😂wtf the argument about condoms nahhh I just can't with these 2😂😂😂you guys can make my day....
The missing condom dialogue had me all the way invested 🤣 it seemed so real LMAO!
It's not even about the lie. It's about them telling us something so outrageous that they think we're so gullible and stupid enough to believe it.
That condom skit was way too accurate 😂 Gasligtiing on point
emmy, oscar, grammy idc give it to them for that scene at the end LMAOOOO
"Your mum's butters bruv I'm leaving." 🤣🤣🤣
If they didn’t want drama and only care about peace , they could not be trifling in the 1st place. That’s the easiest way to have peace
Men saying they want “peace” when creating chaos and wrecking havoc in women’s lives. They are miserable in themselves and want to pull women into their chaos. They can have peace if they live decently and honestly but they choose to live degenerately. But when you catch them, now they want peace. They want to be degenerate without consequences.
This comment should be pinned!
😂😂😂I was so invested in the argument at the end I forgot it was a fake scenario. You guys are something else I swear.
You guys are gold. The whole roleplay at the end was hilarious. Y’all get so into it just on the fly. I love it 😂😂
Their condom argument BAHAHAHAA too accurate actually
As a Nigerian , I am embarrassed by our men😆😆
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Watching you two not only gives me laughs but unfortunately makes me so aware of the state of mens mental state-- waning to convince a girl that you may have a thing for your own sister to avoid being honest -- that right there is not only sick as in sickness but does scream needs to be seen by a professional
Agreed ♡
Lol I died when they like "How's Fred doing? WHOOOO???"🤣🤣💯
lol a guy once tried to keep my friend from leaving him by lying about having lung cancer.
I was 17 so I thought it could be possible until her mom was like “you can’t go into the hospital, get the proper labs done AND get a diagnosis in one afternoon.”
Yall call it peace of mind i call it ignoring your own responsibility of being a decent human being
That's what Im saying, the way they also justify them cheating too 😬 wild to me
I was TRIGGERED by that fight😭
I wasn't ready 😂😂🤣🤣
Can't believe you guys had a full on pretend fight about counting condoms and cheating 😂😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious 😭
When Fuhad dropped his jaw after "Imagine if she met Fred" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime.
I can not with the fake argument at the end lmao I’m dying “get out my yard Sharon” 😂😂
My ex facetimed the morning after he went out with his boys and had a hickey on his neck. I asked him where he got the hickey from and he said "aw 1 of the boys was joking around and gave it to me" must have thought I was born yesterday 💀💀💀💀💀
I would fall for that 😭😭😭🫰🏿
In todays time, that could be true 😂
Trust me, he cheated 😂😂😂
@@shannooonylol with the homie
the fact they fought for like 3 minutes over a hypothetical condoms going missing will never not be hilarious
I had a gf that counted condoms. We weren't using them anymore, and at the time, my 17 year old nephew was starting to get interested in having sex, so I gave him some. You can imagine how that conversation went... 😂😂
If you have two kids and they're twins just say they're twins. If you say you only have one and then try to walk it back most women aren't going to want to talk to you after that. 🤣🤣🤣
It's the acting out random situations that cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
The condom skit was comedy gold!!! “I used them and what???” Lmaoooo
14:00 this was so good I genuinely gotinvested and forgot this is a hypothetical.
I love the little role play session that happened. Im rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like ya'll for real had an argument about missing imaginary condoms and broke up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that they played out the condom scenario was hilarious 🤣
that condom scenario is GOLDEN podcast content 😭😭😭
Choking dyyyiinng laughing!! How tf James did the female POV so perfectly??? Nahhh he is pulling from real life. He is def been on receiving end of that argument. 😂😂😂😂
I was 20 and had a date with a 31 year old man. He told me that he was a spy and that we could not spend time at his house because it was safer for me that way 🤣 He was very sure of himself, I had absolutely no desire to go at his home 🤣 Of course he was actually married and I stopped talking to him afterwards 🤦♀️
@12:28 I had the same situation with a female friend. She lied about having a twin and when I met her mom I brought up the twin brother and she was like “What are you talking about?”
I still don’t understand the purpose of the lie.
That mock fight was priceless. 🤣Love you guys.
That twin thing is genius! That way if he gets caught in these streets, he can just say, no babe that's my twin, remember Fred! The creativity is a 10!
This is exactly what I was thinking. He knows he could get caught out with people seeing him around town so he’s already set up his alibi.
I don’t see how he thought it would work if he was bringing her around his family though😭she would ask eventually
3 or 4 guys in the same 2 week span told me they have "short term memory loss due to a brain injury"
Those exact words.
By the third or fourth time I laughed in his face by accident. 😂
I can.NOT! 😂 the commitment with the condom argument had me thinking you might’ve forgot you were doing a podcast 🤣😂
The banter that you guys had going like a relationship that has been going on for 2 years.. about the condoms, that s*** right there had me losing it! It was so f****** on point! James how do you know brother? How do you know? You must have either a s*** ton of sister's or you've been on the receiving end of that conversation several times lol LMAO
The condom argument is SENDING MEEEE!!! James is traumatized ! And Fuhad! Wow. Gaslight me any day baby 😂
The mental gymnastics to justify the lies is incredible. They would rather to lie to protect their peace for a one moment than have a life of peace with no drama. The lies are also the sound like young children telling fibs😂
I'm so glad I found yall. Yall are absolutely amazing❤😂
The end role play 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Killed me
Man !! The condom argument got me wheezing 😂😂😂 that is so spot on 😂😂