Dangan Salmon Team - "Let's read a dirty book" [Danganronpa V3]

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  • @levihackerman8670
    @levihackerman8670 Před 3 lety +8048

    *”Let’s read a dirty book”*
    Kaito and Kokichi: *Y e s*

    • @Nensgnenat
      @Nensgnenat Před 3 lety +588

      *H O W E X I T I N G*

    • @user-uo8ro3yr4m
      @user-uo8ro3yr4m Před 3 lety +536

      @@Nensgnenat *D O Y O U N E E D T O G E T L A I D O R S O M E T H I N G , S H U I C H I ?*

    • @user-uo8ro3yr4m
      @user-uo8ro3yr4m Před 3 lety +112

      @@cloudy7189 *Of course i said that,i want to do it!-*

    • @user-uo8ro3yr4m
      @user-uo8ro3yr4m Před 3 lety +42

      @Jayce Richardson 😏💅

    • @zoonifi2375
      @zoonifi2375 Před 3 lety +28

      @@user-uo8ro3yr4m . . .

  • @breadbreadington5735
    @breadbreadington5735 Před 3 lety +6820

    I'm shocked Gonta didn't respond with: "how read book with dirt? why not clean??"

    • @eveni6268
      @eveni6268 Před 3 lety +520

      I ALSO WONDERED THAT WHEEZE

    • @disaster8726
      @disaster8726 Před 3 lety +58

      X3

    • @wond3rzamzam
      @wond3rzamzam Před 3 lety +338

      I imagine more like: gonta we never gona do this, the books need to be clean!

    • @eveni6268
      @eveni6268 Před 3 lety +28

      @@wond3rzamzam😌😌

    • @girlsnightloossemble
      @girlsnightloossemble Před 3 lety +53

      I thought he was gonna say something about the books look

  • @ahiddenname
    @ahiddenname Před 3 lety +6535

    Nobody:
    Rantaro's Reaction: You're a little dirty, pervy boy aren't cha'?"
    *_I think this conversation went really well._*

  • @Nobody-sf4cv
    @Nobody-sf4cv Před 3 lety +1514

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that Angie basically says that she prefers do something dirty instead of seeing it

  • @itslikeameatyexplosion
    @itslikeameatyexplosion Před 7 lety +4655

    cmon ryoma. that's just depressing

  • @xeyku4967
    @xeyku4967 Před 7 lety +2289

    Imagine if Maki, of all people, was a closet pervert.
    "I think that conversation went well"

  • @4.7v0z
    @4.7v0z Před 7 lety +8364

    Tbh I didn’t expect Gonta to know what Saihara meant by “Dirty book”
    I thought he was gonna look for a book with dirt or something

    • @nxtcky1477
      @nxtcky1477 Před 6 lety +189

      Francium Saihara Ikr?

    • @hiddengem336
      @hiddengem336 Před 6 lety +620

      That would have been too pure

    • @katairox9160
      @katairox9160 Před 6 lety +158

      Francium Saihara he must be too much of a gentleman for that..
      (also are the executions based on their talents??)

    • @hiddengem336
      @hiddengem336 Před 6 lety +283

      smolshibe781 are the executions based on talents?
      Spoilers:
      Ultimate Pianist: killed with a piano
      Ultimate maid: killed by running away from people telling her to quit
      Ultimate anthropologist: killed by a ghost
      Ultimate bug catcher: killed by a GIANT WASP
      Ultimate Astronaut: attempted to be killed by a rocket
      no I don’t think so

    • @yougotmejumpinglike
      @yougotmejumpinglike Před 6 lety +11

      same tbh

  • @yuii4457
    @yuii4457 Před 3 lety +1265

    Schuichi: Let’s read a dirty book
    Kaede: ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME?!

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 Před 6 lety +3870

    He means a literal dirty book, as in, it's covered in dirt

  • @lanaeunice3971
    @lanaeunice3971 Před 3 lety +5470

    Shuichi: Let’s read a dirty bo-
    Kokichi: Y E S I A C C E P T I T

  • @FukoSan
    @FukoSan Před 6 lety +3459

    "I do not have any authority to reject, but I am going to reject it anyway"

    • @tohruadachisnosehairs
      @tohruadachisnosehairs Před 5 lety +453

      Saihara: (Picks an old, dusty book off of the shelf)
      Kirumi: Oh... That’s what you were referring to?
      Saihara: You guys are really dirty-minded.

    • @meh4315
      @meh4315 Před 5 lety +117

      @@tohruadachisnosehairs
      It sounds like something he would do tbh XD

    • @sweetsweetwhitesong
      @sweetsweetwhitesong Před 5 lety +173

      DerpyDrago Kirumi: **Opens the book**
      Kirumi: **Sees that it’s porn**
      Kirumi: **closes the book**

    • @acebf_
      @acebf_ Před 4 lety +15

      Yay! She learned for her girlfriend

    • @trademarkt
      @trademarkt Před 3 lety +4

      mood tbh

  • @alofii6106
    @alofii6106 Před 3 lety +2782

    Shuichi: Let’s read some dirty book
    Kokichi: LMAO DO YOU NEED TO GET LAID OR SOMETHING?

  • @biancxys7795
    @biancxys7795 Před 6 lety +8317

    me: kokichi lets read a dirty boo-
    kokichi: *HOW EXCITING!*

  • @Apparently_I_am_everywhere
    @Apparently_I_am_everywhere Před 3 lety +3825

    Every other male character: Oh cool/ew
    Kokichi: *dO yOu neED tO gET lAid oR sOMEthiNg, sHuiChI?*

    • @mikaleya
      @mikaleya Před 3 lety +271

      Kokichi that gay 🤣

    • @C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N_C
      @C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N_C Před 3 lety +176

      Lmao my shipp was real this entire time

    • @bakaoma3wa
      @bakaoma3wa Před 3 lety +90

      Thats gay

    • @garbage_goat8386
      @garbage_goat8386 Před 3 lety +105

      You can feel the gay wind in the air.

    • @cyanosis6675
      @cyanosis6675 Před 3 lety +159

      If you join my organization, all the food, sleep, *SEX* will be given to you!
      *(Jesus kokichi-)*

  • @glorirem
    @glorirem Před 4 lety +2330

    Do you want to read a dirty-
    “HOLD YOUR BREATH RIGHT NOW AND SUFFOCATE YOURSELF.”

    • @sushih3302
      @sushih3302 Před 3 lety +97

      HAHAHAHAHA IKR I was dying when Tenko said that, why was no one talking about it-

    • @calicofries
      @calicofries Před 3 lety +8

      @@sushih3302
      True

    • @uwubakaobby847
      @uwubakaobby847 Před 3 lety +17

      Best line of danganronpa

    • @monodamthemonokub1305
      @monodamthemonokub1305 Před 3 lety +3

      Me when the cashier says I can’t buy the entire stock of cheese.

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS Před 3 lety +1

      @@monodamthemonokub1305 same I hate it when the store won't let me buy all of the oranges its so annoying

  • @teapot777
    @teapot777 Před 3 lety +1984

    "Let’s read a dirty bo-"
    Maki: *So you have chosen death*

  • @chibi_chii
    @chibi_chii Před 7 lety +1485

    Shuichi is so brave to ask the GIRLS if they want to read a dirty book with him. xD

  • @xRezzolute
    @xRezzolute Před 7 lety +1985

    God, I felt the embarrassment in some of these.

    • @renokyrieliumgodofvoid8330
      @renokyrieliumgodofvoid8330 Před 6 lety +135

      xRezzolute Rantaro:Your a Cool guy but you are hiding your pervert self
      Me:.....How did you know that Rantaro???

    • @ruxy_ruki
      @ruxy_ruki Před 6 lety +78

      Reno Kyrielium *pervy little boy*

    • @Pari-eu4th
      @Pari-eu4th Před 4 lety +34

      I mean , i thought keebo would like it after MAINTENANCE

    • @toastedwatermeln
      @toastedwatermeln Před 4 lety +7

      @@Pari-eu4th why you gotta remind me of that stuff? although ngl i was thinkin the same thing.

    • @kasaiflamevoid8008
      @kasaiflamevoid8008 Před 3 lety +3

      I felt the embarrassment in ALL of these.

  • @thewildmonarch
    @thewildmonarch Před 6 lety +5669

    Kaito and Kokichi's reactions...
    They need to chill.

    • @backpack_hermit25
      @backpack_hermit25 Před 4 lety +835

      Kaito: *Tries to hide gay*
      Kokichi: *inhales* RELEASE GAY POWER
      Edit: oH damn, thats a new like goal for me, thanks! :3

    • @junejuniejune
      @junejuniejune Před 4 lety +357

      Korekiyo sounded mature in his lines, but he said "sister" in the horniest way possible

    • @akaneowari2512
      @akaneowari2512 Před 3 lety +188

      Kaito’s so straight I can’t breathe

    • @yeethusthyfetus2648
      @yeethusthyfetus2648 Před 3 lety +60

      Kaito kinda got a point tho

    • @basicallytrqsh
      @basicallytrqsh Před 3 lety +21

      Hehe 😋

  • @starliqhte2852
    @starliqhte2852 Před 3 lety +1686

    We are forgetting about himiko.. She didn’t care at all.

  • @sikretnokloo
    @sikretnokloo Před 6 lety +2823

    How to be maki in 101 steps!
    1st step:
    Do you want to die?
    2nd step:
    Do you want to die?

  • @mokyumoguyu1822
    @mokyumoguyu1822 Před 6 lety +999

    I swear the first time I saw that option my dense innocent mind thought that Saihara actually meant a book that's all dirty, like it's full of dust or something, and so I thought "I'm sure Kirumi would enjoy cleaning up a book or two"
    Yeah, things didn't go so well

    • @aerith6977
      @aerith6977 Před 6 lety +43

      Mokyu Moguyu feelsbadman

    • @hopebagel6345
      @hopebagel6345 Před 4 lety +42

      We must protect you

    • @blackjunko1851
      @blackjunko1851 Před 3 lety +3

      @Gacha Kirby 😔😔

    • @breakdownbreakdown2040
      @breakdownbreakdown2040 Před 3 lety +16

      Look, I know innocent people are a thing but
      How the hell did you miss that

    • @blackjunko1851
      @blackjunko1851 Před 3 lety +7

      @@breakdownbreakdown2040 FR LIKE FOR A PERSON THAT WAS BORN 11- YEARS AGO THATS OBVIOUS EVEN GONTA GOT IT

  • @adrianneji1234
    @adrianneji1234 Před 7 lety +1118

    Kokichi was lying and he was just trying to get into Saihara's pants

  • @boiledkork.3449
    @boiledkork.3449 Před 3 lety +458

    Shuichi: “Let’s read a dirty boo-“
    Tenko: 👁👄👁

  • @chaolihai-innit
    @chaolihai-innit Před 6 lety +537

    Rantaro is so chill oml

    • @rxinydays-mc7ks
      @rxinydays-mc7ks Před 4 lety +7

      s t i l l c h i l l

    • @imnotcreative.6483
      @imnotcreative.6483 Před 4 lety +3

      @@morositae IM CRYING I-

    • @roy9684
      @roy9684 Před 3 lety +2

      He's high or had this happen in the last one no doubt

    • @bixbygal05
      @bixbygal05 Před 3 lety +6

      @@roy9684 Rantaros always high, Let's be honest. He's the color of weed to.

    • @roy9684
      @roy9684 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bixbygal05
      He is always high you're very correct

  • @BlazikenYoshi
    @BlazikenYoshi Před 7 lety +1279

    Kaito - "Let's do bro stuff, bro!"
    Ryoma - "No bro-mo, bro."
    Kokichi - "I gotta get you laid, bro, BIG time!"
    Himiko - "Haha, you so dirty~! ... So am I!"
    Maki and Tenko - "Wow, you must hate life."
    Angie - "Awww, why you wanna read the Kama Sutra by yourself and not with me?"
    Miu - "Haha, you're such a pervert, you think about sex! I am totally making fun of you over that!"
    Kaede - "N-no! You mustn't ruin my pure vision of you, Shuichi!"
    Shuichi - "Yeah, I'm having a hard time picturing myself doing this too."

    • @jeffreyastudillo8851
      @jeffreyastudillo8851 Před 7 lety +67

      Aww, you're missing some of them

    • @teddyhashbrowns
      @teddyhashbrowns Před 6 lety +47

      Ok but Himiko is me on a spiritual level

    • @frostwolfnoku
      @frostwolfnoku Před 6 lety +9

      Its so wrong for me to picture kaito and shuichi but I can't help it

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 Před 6 lety +4

      Kobold Necromancer maki and Tenko both have those weird looks!
      Only difference is, Tenko just sucks up her bottom lip and looks weird.

    • @CandyCat182
      @CandyCat182 Před 5 lety +5

      Kobold Necromancer You are missing Keebo

  • @ulyana_schen
    @ulyana_schen Před 4 lety +655

    I like how everyone is surprised or not and Kokichi is just *_H O W E X C I T I N G_*

  • @soudalolz3963
    @soudalolz3963 Před 3 lety +460

    Shuichi: “Let’s read a dirty book-“
    Kaito: *”OF COURSE BRO”*

  • @NexonPlayerNA
    @NexonPlayerNA Před 6 lety +1362

    1:54 That's actually the biggest fuckin' compliment Kokichi's given in the entire game.

    • @longforari
      @longforari Před 6 lety +223

      George-Douglas Price The real reason he said that is because Shuichi would be giving the sex. We all know he bends the truth a little.

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 Před 6 lety +31

      George-Douglas Price lmao

    • @bibniebt
      @bibniebt Před 6 lety +74

      Ari Pi Kokichi is a master of bending whenever Shuichi is involved

    • @kodaandlillieyeet1367
      @kodaandlillieyeet1367 Před 6 lety +47

      Or Kokichi's gonna make Shuichi a prostitute

    • @crayolaedits.1040
      @crayolaedits.1040 Před 6 lety +5

      George-Douglas Price BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA TRUE

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz Před 4 lety +1594

    I like how while everyone else has weird-to normal reactions, Kokichi is just like "You need to get laid, join my cult!"

  • @charlymeyer1038
    @charlymeyer1038 Před 6 lety +529

    Kaito: Yes bro.
    Hoshi: Nope.
    Amami: Yes? ah, Ok.
    Gonta: No way, I'm a gentelman.
    Ouma: Ohhhh yes.
    Korekiyo: Well, but I love my sister.
    Kiibo: What? No man.
    Tojo: I'm your maid, but no.
    Yumeno: Pervert, but ok?
    Maki: Do you wanna die?
    Tenko: ¿? Nope
    Shirogane: Strange. . .
    Angie: I can.
    Iruma: Jajajaj, yes
    Kaede: -blush- You are a pervert?

    • @mikaleya
      @mikaleya Před 3 lety +11

      I- hahahhahaha

    • @reyyn4a
      @reyyn4a Před 3 lety +5

      Maki always gets me everytime

    • @DragoNugget
      @DragoNugget Před 3 lety

      Kaede: S E X U A L H A R R A S S M E N T !

  • @scottscoolgayroommate
    @scottscoolgayroommate Před 3 lety +2396

    Maki: "do you wanna die?"
    Tenko: "Ohoho, you see, you are *_GONNA die_*

    • @totally.normal
      @totally.normal Před 3 lety +123

      With how tenko is, I bet, more realistically, she would create a whole execution for him.

    • @seilferif8065
      @seilferif8065 Před 3 lety +62

      @@totally.normal *execution music starts playing*,

    • @ririnzie
      @ririnzie Před 3 lety +22

      @@totally.normal hello kyoko clone 10293388374479338292983.
      I am kyoko clone 10293388374479338292984.

    • @theironkitten8736
      @theironkitten8736 Před 3 lety +20

      You see, *this is why Tenko is best girl*

    • @mangoluverr
      @mangoluverr Před 3 lety +13

      Tenko: degenerate males.

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 Před 7 lety +765

    4:20 Tsumugi is beginning to realize that something strange is going on with Shuichi behaving like a protagonist...

  • @violetcatastrophy916
    @violetcatastrophy916 Před 6 lety +332

    Average danganronpa chat:
    Everybody: actual special text
    Maki: Do you want to die?

  • @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster

    There is so much bonus content in this game.

    • @jeffreyastudillo8851
      @jeffreyastudillo8851 Před 7 lety +161

      Valwin: The first cast really gets tossed to the side
      Me: *plays with monokuma in ultimate development plan*

    • @alejandromomota6934
      @alejandromomota6934 Před 7 lety +22

      Ikr right? Worth every penny. Btw I see u comment on all of his vids ur really cool lol.

    • @enyalim1535
      @enyalim1535 Před 7 lety +34

      Cap'nCinnamonBun probably to make up for the despair we felt with the main game's ending

    • @BroudbrunMusicMerge
      @BroudbrunMusicMerge Před 7 lety +7

      Enya Lim
      ... I really liked the ending though...

    • @enyalim1535
      @enyalim1535 Před 7 lety +41

      BroudbrunMusicMerge I'm ok with the ending, but the ending is still really sad, I mean, only *3 people* lived!

  • @zawmbiefied
    @zawmbiefied Před 3 lety +588

    Shuichi: let's read a dirty book!
    *Kaede will remember that*

  • @ArtairMcKinley
    @ArtairMcKinley Před 6 lety +395

    Sounds like Ryoma can’t get it up, Rantaro’s secretly embarrassed, and Ouma is just... Ouma. Poor K1-B0 though.

  • @FatesPersonalPawn
    @FatesPersonalPawn Před 7 lety +867

    literally what else was i supposed to expect for korekiyo

  • @mep15067
    @mep15067 Před 7 lety +4562

    Man I love tenko I'm glad the artists for this game didn't hold back

    • @jeffreyastudillo8851
      @jeffreyastudillo8851 Před 7 lety +399

      You enjoyed looking at that sprite she does sometimes? It's so hard to understand what she's feeling

    • @sablonanime650
      @sablonanime650 Před 7 lety +425

      D[]XZQtionR [trooXzeQtiv] hate... just pure unfiltered hate

    • @onychophorum
      @onychophorum Před 6 lety +220

      tenko: hold your breath with now and suffocate yourself.
      me: _already tying a noose_

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 Před 4 lety +52

      That’s a despair-inducing stare.

    • @jade6423
      @jade6423 Před 4 lety +29

      That sprite of hers when she reacts to that creeps me out. 😂

  • @eviLblunt69
    @eviLblunt69 Před 3 lety +290

    Kokichi be like: *”I can be your sugar daddy”*
    Also Himiko really went: *”I knew you were a pervert, and sure”*

  • @keroppikasa_
    @keroppikasa_ Před 3 lety +1042

    2:21
    Kiyo: "But I have already given my heart to someone"
    Also Kiyo: "S I S T E R . . ."
    _KORK ON THE FORK NO-_

  • @kiwikarp9509
    @kiwikarp9509 Před 7 lety +5505

    You put Oma in the thumbnail for views didn't you?
    DIDN'T YOU.

  • @glaciemdraco
    @glaciemdraco Před 7 lety +1798

    "it seems we both had a lot of fun"
    Oh? What do you mean by that Shuuichi? :O

  • @eelzz7107
    @eelzz7107 Před 3 lety +2301

    Kokichis response, I can't-
    Also, Rantaro is so sweet, its just- aA

  • @goddammitno_
    @goddammitno_ Před 6 lety +223

    'do you need to get laid or something, shuichi?' XDDD I JUST CANT EVEN-- KOKICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII XDDD

    • @artsydraws3555
      @artsydraws3555 Před 5 lety +7

      I ship them

    • @Funkyskep
      @Funkyskep Před 5 lety +3

      Kokichi: Once we get out of here-
      Me: Oh honey-
      (P.s wouldn't it be funny if Shuichi said "i can't hold it in for that long")

    • @catboykoda9399
      @catboykoda9399 Před 4 lety

      NeeHee

  • @uilsoum875
    @uilsoum875 Před 6 lety +159

    DO YOU NEED TO GET LAID OR SOMETHING, SHUICHI?

  • @PonyPlays2014
    @PonyPlays2014 Před 6 lety +189

    Kokichi's organization sounds more like the biggest swinger party ever than an evil organization 😂

    • @FelixLotus2506
      @FelixLotus2506 Před 3 lety +3

      WTF YOU TALKING?🍷😳

    • @mikaleya
      @mikaleya Před 3 lety

      What do you mean by that??

    • @PonyPlays2014
      @PonyPlays2014 Před 3 lety +7

      The way he happily offers him the chance to definitely get laid when he joins the organization

  • @atx_edits1951
    @atx_edits1951 Před 3 lety +145

    "Hey, let's read a dirty bo-"
    Kaito and Kokichi: *Don't need to tell me twice!*

  • @munch11munch
    @munch11munch Před 3 lety +126

    Let’s read a dirty book
    Korekiyo: Sister.
    Maki: Do you wanna die?

  • @xenbaker3532
    @xenbaker3532 Před 7 lety +389

    Did Ouma just really say that if I joined his group I'd get laid a lot...?Sign me the fuck up...?

  • @sanorei
    @sanorei Před 7 lety +455

    kiibo is shook

  • @alvinbrown5809
    @alvinbrown5809 Před 3 lety +379

    I've got some things to say
    1. Kokichi's answer had me rolling
    2. I love how Himiko is so chill I thought she'd be ANGY
    3. Gonta knowing what a 'Dirty Book' means raises some ........questions

  • @-_Sk_Sup_-
    @-_Sk_Sup_- Před 3 lety +445

    WHY WAS I NOT EXPECTING TENKO’S RESPONSE-

  • @Dunkle_G
    @Dunkle_G Před 6 lety +231

    It would have been hilarious if someone said something like, “Oh, you mean those dusty old books over there, hold on let me get some.”

  • @RED32241
    @RED32241 Před 3 lety +490

    kokichi... your "secret organisation" is starting to sound like a really crappy harem

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan Před 3 lety +52

      Yeah and the fact he only has 2 girls in there makes him even more gay.
      A gay harem for Succi.

    • @zeo_the_idiot6928
      @zeo_the_idiot6928 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Creatorsan I thought there were three girls-

    • @Eli-lm7od
      @Eli-lm7od Před 3 lety +6

      hEY-

    • @hajimehinata1108
      @hajimehinata1108 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Eli-lm7od kokichi-

    • @bucketshoe
      @bucketshoe Před 3 lety

      @@Eli-lm7od Are we starting a new train? OK! Kokichi-

  • @iliodora25
    @iliodora25 Před 3 lety +451

    1:44
    Damn
    "And sex"
    Oh no-

  • @catscanhavelittleasalami
    @catscanhavelittleasalami Před 6 lety +200

    *Angie:* OK! I'll watch you then
    *We both had lot of fun* WAIT WH-

  • @maya-tn6wu
    @maya-tn6wu Před 5 lety +57

    I love how Kaito just replied with "Of course!"

  • @spaghettitime1124
    @spaghettitime1124 Před 6 lety +177

    Tenko's comeback is probably my favorite

  • @homoeroticYAY
    @homoeroticYAY Před 3 lety +141

    "Do you wanna read a dirty book?"
    Kaede:"ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME?"

  • @jray6024
    @jray6024 Před 3 lety +973

    4:15
    Shuichi: Do You Want to read a dirty book?
    Tsumugi: That's not something you should Invite a girl to g-
    Shuichi: There's HeNtAi ;)
    Tsumugi: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @jackalantern12
    @jackalantern12 Před 5 lety +41

    Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book
    Kokichi: HOW EXCITING

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye Před 3 lety +233

    I'm sad that Gonta didn't say: "Gonta no can read books if they are covered in dirt, Gonta will clean them first!"

    • @l_0RI
      @l_0RI Před 2 lety +5

      Exactly what I was gonna say, how does he even know what Shuichi means by dirty????????????

    • @Rayla11037
      @Rayla11037 Před rokem +2

      ​@@l_0RIWell, in the Japanese version of the game it's called "sexual book" and not "dirty book" sooo.. 👁️👄👁️

  • @TotesAnon
    @TotesAnon Před 3 lety +113

    Shuichi: let’s read a dirty book.
    Kaede: *L A W A N D O R D E R .*

  • @lainone07
    @lainone07 Před 6 lety +457

    my kink is Rantaro calling me a pervy little boy

  • @gingearity
    @gingearity Před 7 lety +207

    Kaito's definitely the Ultimate Bro

  • @bargainbrandmusician
    @bargainbrandmusician Před 7 lety +555

    5:22 _is that sexual harassment?_
    *no it's Hugh Mungus*

  • @cherryccoladragon7611
    @cherryccoladragon7611 Před 3 lety +161

    Korekiyo: “But I’ve already given my heart to someone, so I cannot join you”
    Also Korekiyo: *S i S t E r*
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @kaib2046
      @kaib2046 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂 lmao i had the same reaction

  • @calvonnumber1fan
    @calvonnumber1fan Před 4 lety +75

    Shuichi: "Let's read a dirty book.."
    Himiko: *_hm hM hMmMmMMmmm_*

  • @meowgoesthehorse2086
    @meowgoesthehorse2086 Před 5 lety +41

    That killed me when rantaro called shuichi a "pervy little boy"

  • @nxtcky1477
    @nxtcky1477 Před 6 lety +121

    I'm not surprised by Ouma's answer-
    Kaede's reaction though-

    • @quandaledingle3739
      @quandaledingle3739 Před 4 lety +8

      "Is this a pigeon" meme but with Kaede saying "Is this sexual harassment?"

    • @kokichiouma6876
      @kokichiouma6876 Před 3 lety +5

      She be like: listen here you little fuck

    • @panigbrowardcollege
      @panigbrowardcollege Před 3 lety +2

      She didn’t reject it tho....

    • @mikaleya
      @mikaleya Před 3 lety

      Yeah i mean it ouma-kun wasn't he?

    • @mimikyuuss
      @mimikyuuss Před 3 lety

      @@panigbrowardcollege Yeah but she basically said “is this sexual harassment?” Basically meaning she didn’t want to at all, because it would not be sexual harassment if she wanted to.

  • @xocai2419
    @xocai2419 Před 3 lety +59

    Rantaro is the supportive friend saying "I won't tell a soul!" To you even if they find out you murdered someone.

  • @missmoge1523
    @missmoge1523 Před 7 lety +344

    Kaede: *iS tHiS sExUaL hArRaSsMeNt?!*

    • @flowerstream7309
      @flowerstream7309 Před 7 lety +22

      Miss Moge Well he *did* look under your skirt one time so yeah

    • @jeffreyastudillo8851
      @jeffreyastudillo8851 Před 7 lety +9

      Kaede: I knew that I shouldn't have tried tugging Tsumugi's skirt

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 Před 6 lety +3

      Jewell But that actually is sexual harassment

    • @voidsurger7038
      @voidsurger7038 Před 6 lety +5

      No it’s Hugh Mungus

    • @MYK4RM4
      @MYK4RM4 Před 5 lety +1

      flowerstream 730 wait, he did what?! 😂

  • @manulittle
    @manulittle Před 4 lety +320

    *"If you join my organization, all the food, sleep, and sex will be given to you!"*
    *Wait a minute, i want to join this!*

    • @kokichiouma6136
      @kokichiouma6136 Před 3 lety +14

      Ok! First and last name

    • @nezzy_wazzy2444
      @nezzy_wazzy2444 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kokichiouma6136 :0 wait a minute- -Hard thinking Nezuko sounds- I don’t want nasty stuff, but what about pranks? Pranks seem fun

    • @nadeenalqudah6973
      @nadeenalqudah6973 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kokichiouma6136 my username x

    • @kokichiouma6136
      @kokichiouma6136 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nezzy_wazzy2444 well do you want food and sleep?

    • @nezzy_wazzy2444
      @nezzy_wazzy2444 Před 3 lety +4

      @@kokichiouma6136 Y e s. Mostly sleep

  • @SilverflameYoshi83
    @SilverflameYoshi83 Před 7 lety +1435

    Nice, but I still prefer, "Let's take our clothes off," in DR2.

  • @korky_maki_roll4401
    @korky_maki_roll4401 Před 3 lety +278

    Ryoma: "Seeing things like that...doesn't make me feel anything anymore..."
    Me: "A N Y M O R E?????"

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 Před 3 lety +57

      he mentioned having a partner in the past. I think he's just so emotionally numb that nothing can make him feel joy or excitement.

    • @shukuchishikeishuu9540
      @shukuchishikeishuu9540 Před rokem +1

      @@alexgade4512 Not necessarily true, we have seen moments where he seems genuinely happy. Personally, I feel that the reason is that because his past romantic relationship led to the death of his lover, the mere idea of starting another relationship is not appealing to him in the slightest.

  • @vindicatelol
    @vindicatelol Před 6 lety +166

    3:30 Who else agrees on that Himiko's laugh is the cutest thing ever?

  • @glitchygutz
    @glitchygutz Před 6 lety +44

    “Hold your breath, and suffocate yourself.”
    *Damn this is awkward*

  • @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657
    @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 Před 5 lety +488

    Me with korekiyo:
    "Ok this is starting off pretty okay"
    *korekiyo moans sister*
    "Dissapointed but not suprised"

    • @KrekyoShnguj
      @KrekyoShnguj Před 3 lety +10

      HEY I DON'T LOVE SISTER

    • @mou__ikkai
      @mou__ikkai Před 3 lety +1

      @@KrekyoShnguj lol

    • @TalaAlj
      @TalaAlj Před 3 lety +1

      @@KrekyoShnguj yes we know, you love Sonia.

  • @notapotato5944
    @notapotato5944 Před 3 lety +51

    1:35
    "Let's read a dirty book."
    Kokichi:WANNA JOIN MY SECRET ORGANIZATION I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT

  • @chainchomp3500
    @chainchomp3500 Před 6 lety +138

    Weird, didn't Keebo say that as a robot, he doesn't really identify as either gender, but he does give the impression of being a boy. But here, he seems to readily admit to being male.

    • @illusionofquality979
      @illusionofquality979 Před 6 lety +33

      I think that he said something along the lines that assuming that he was a boy is robophobic which makes Shuinichi go "wait. so I wrongly assumed that he was a boy all this time?" in his thoughts.
      K1-B0 has more of an issue with people assuming stuff since he is a robot but he might think of himself as a boy.

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 Před 3 lety +4

      Thats a cool idea! I think their nonbinary, a Demi-boy, or genderfluid

  • @Okasaki_Korekiyo
    @Okasaki_Korekiyo Před 4 lety +1197

    Gonta: G-gentleman no read that stuff!
    Shuichi: Damn this is awkward.
    Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book.
    Kokichi: (Happy gay sounds)

  • @pawnzalivesea521
    @pawnzalivesea521 Před 6 lety +480

    Press K if you want to join Kokichi's group of ruling the world

  • @saranghae2513
    @saranghae2513 Před 3 lety +51

    Kaede: *A R E Y O U S E X U A L L Y H A R A S S I N G M E ? !*

  • @piynkone
    @piynkone Před 6 lety +54

    "Let's read a dirty book"
    *takes book covered in dirt and dust*.

  • @arub5162
    @arub5162 Před 7 lety +327

    Where tF to I sign up to join Ouma's organisation

  • @anyaebrahim6806
    @anyaebrahim6806 Před 3 lety +48

    "you should join my secret organisation after we get out of here" T^T don't mind me just crying rn

  • @Kokichistoothbrush
    @Kokichistoothbrush Před 3 lety +43

    „Let's read a dirty book”
    *H O W E X I T I N G*

  • @Subscribersnodignity
    @Subscribersnodignity Před 6 lety +1912

    Korekiyo: no porn for me
    Shuichi: there's incest
    Korekiyo: wait what

  • @XL7Gamer
    @XL7Gamer Před 7 lety +333

    Kaito I know we're bros but plz

  • @isushimoon799
    @isushimoon799 Před 7 lety +176

    3:46
    "Do you want to die?"
    "YES! KILL ME!"

  • @Joe-gq2kv
    @Joe-gq2kv Před 3 lety +62

    I am a straight man but having Rantaro call me a "pervy little boy" gave me a reaction.

  • @hey_crybaby2227
    @hey_crybaby2227 Před 3 lety +105

    Suichi: lets read a dirty book
    People: **SAY something weird**
    Suichi: *DaNm, ThIs Is AwKwArD*

  • @raaahmeister
    @raaahmeister Před 6 lety +65

    NO GONTAS SOUL IS SO PURE YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT

    • @lungmoved2414
      @lungmoved2414 Před 3 lety +3

      I DIDN'T THINK GONTA WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A DIRTY BOOK WAS-

    • @flyingorange2482
      @flyingorange2482 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lungmoved2414 He probably think its a book with dirt

  • @user-qr5qz8gu6l
    @user-qr5qz8gu6l Před 6 lety +47

    Kaito:"Of course!"
    Lol that was a quick reply

  • @theironkitten8736
    @theironkitten8736 Před 3 lety +349

    Tenko: “Hold you breath and suffocate yourself”
    Me: this is why I like Tenko

    • @lichypieruu9747
      @lichypieruu9747 Před 3 lety +6

      i literally said ''ily tenko'' out loud jfdjjdnd

    • @theironkitten8736
      @theironkitten8736 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lichypieruu9747 *oh you poor child*

    • @kurikoxsaiki9250
      @kurikoxsaiki9250 Před 3 lety +5

      I actually laughed my ass off when she said that and my friend was looking at me like: Dude wtf?

    • @theironkitten8736
      @theironkitten8736 Před 3 lety +1

      @Oyasumi Sama damn same but I wasn’t around mah friend

  • @Lonemastermind
    @Lonemastermind Před 6 lety +69

    3:56 Tenko: I'VE BECOME SO NUUMB

  • @yuh8953
    @yuh8953 Před 7 lety +143

    I now want kiibo to step on me that was so adorable

  • @hnickel4757
    @hnickel4757 Před 6 lety +212

    I am immediately disturbed by how okay Kaito was with that reply.

    • @backpack_hermit25
      @backpack_hermit25 Před 4 lety +24

      don't worry he just a good bro

    • @jaiden8529
      @jaiden8529 Před 3 lety +3

      That's why I ship them-

    • @scottybeep7618
      @scottybeep7618 Před 3 lety +7

      They are soul bros, but that also sounds kinda gay in my opinion xD

    • @komarunaegi7460
      @komarunaegi7460 Před 3 lety +9

      Why are so many DR fans so easily disturbed at every little thing? The whole series is super vulgar. It’s like 80% murder, gore, dirty jokes, and fanservice...

    • @nightdog4183
      @nightdog4183 Před 3 lety +1

      @@komarunaegi7460 I didn't even understand what's so disturbing about that, just normal reaction.

  • @yanishika1388
    @yanishika1388 Před 3 lety +20

    I like how Kokichi changed "lets read a dirty book" into "you should join my evil organization"