Did Donald Trump Get Owned By Nancy Pelosi? | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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- čas přidán 28. 01. 2019
- President Trump's decision to reopen the government without border wall funding leaves some conservative pundits disappointed while other loyalists are spinning it as his win.
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If you are living outside of the US this feels like a reality tv show in real life😂
-Want 5.7 billion
-Lost 11 billion trying to get it
-Still doesn't get it
Brilliant.
Don't forget the last step: Ask Daddy for a new Country
a genius HAHAHA
Like in his businesses, not his money, so, who cares.
@@savanahtiger isn't daddy dead?
that is exactly the art of the deal according to trump...he never had to pay anything ....he hide in bankruptcy...but none prepared him for the fact that state bankruptcy is a disaster...and mexico, canada,...will not be able to bail you ...they will go bankrupt as well
Gosh, thank you, Mr. Trump, for the $11 billion master lesson in deal negotiation. You are the Sun Tzu of spelunking.
It makes me think maybe this was his plan all along. between wasting money on a wall, shutdown and tarrifs he is driving the US economy into the ground. This is what exactly what USA's rivals want.
"THE ART OF DEAL" 🤣🤣🤣
Trump definitely is the best Russian agent ever. Nobody has ever harmed the US in a way Trump has managed in such a short period of time. Putin Must be very proud!
@Imran Khan with your name and religion, you are everything the Trumpsters hate and you support their rhetoric/views yet we are the dumb ones? 🤔..... Ok buddy 👌🏿...... 😂😂😂
@Imran Khan pls reread what you wrote and tell us who who is the crazy.
I'm European... so can anyone explain me...how come some people in the US think Trump actually *won* anything in this new issue with Pelosi? Is this real life, reality or the sequel of Idiocracy?!
They're constantly being lied to by right wing news networks.
They're so hooked to tv reality ...Just the fact that Trump was able to run for president, lose the popular vote and get appointed by the electoral college says a lot about american.
Prequel . Idiocracy take place one the future
I love looking at America to make me laugh. But then I realise I live in the UK. #Brexit
How's that working out for you?
Terrible.
I heard it's changing it's name to K?
I'm embarrassed at how the government has made a big mess of our country and how its only going to get worse sometimes I just want to emigrate to get out of this sinking country
At least Trump only has a maximum of 6 years left to cause damage, Brexit is going to ruin us for generations. I'm jealous of America for their future. Never thought I'd say that but our country is on the verge of being wrecked
He only re opened the government to make the SOTU speech not because he cares for the workers or because he's tactical. If he makes it he'll close the government again
“It will end his presidency if he does it again.”
Yeah, that had come around monthly by now... here’s to hoping!
I think so too.
Exactly what we said over here in Europe. My friends visited me from France and Sweden and had stayed with me for a week and we all agreed on this one SOTU is the only way because she godt the power to say no.
@Imran Khan Imran Khan, maybe learn politics before attacking everyone else's point of view without providing any evidence.
@Imran Khan I'm not even american and I know the answer to this. He is lying, working together with russia while lying about that, he is against the lgbtq, he is against women getting proper birthcontrol, he harrasses and bullies women, he doesnt know how to have a conversation or a tweet without insulting anyone, he said that when he would get into the white house he would work every day and now he goes to golf thingy almost every weekend costing millions of taxpayers money, he doesnt keep govenment secrets and with that endangering your military troups, he treats revugees very bad and all these people want is to not get shot in their own country and then he has plans that will make those countries even unsafer and still send the people back. He was the reason 800 000 people had no paycheck. So much for looking out for american jobs. Some had difficulty getting money for food or got kicked out of their homes. This cost the government billions of dollars which a lot of that they will never get back and it wil take the government a long time to get everything back in order again. Which can no be good for the economy. He is against letting the richest people pay the most tax, he even gave them more taxcuts last year.
And then he has the audacity to claim all these "victories". Most of which were because of previous presidents or the democrates who are now in parlement and the ones that were because of him were actually not victories and he twisted the words just right to make it sort of seem like it was a tiny bit okay.
Are those enough reasons for you?;
Janine Pirro always thinks Trump's one step ahead, which says everything about her, to be honest.
@@ThatThing1675 Fascist much? I am much against the right wing propaganda but if you legit want to execute people who belief in different things, even if they are a delusional reality, you are worse than them. You are not better than the nazis and you are a disgrace to the consitution. I really hope you are not an american otherwise in fact YOU dont deserve their country
more like five steps behind
I heard she does not like guata malans, as well
@@ThatThing1675 Easy, there, Trigger. You might want to see somebody about those anger issues.
Pirro is batshit insane, and knows she is off to prison when Trump falls.
My favorite part was the end😂, another strategic conciousness pause😂😂🤣
Sorry IRS, my house is in shutdown 😂
So first Trump said he would be proud to shutdown the government for up to a year, until he got his wall.
Now he said he is proud to announce that the shutdown is over, even though he hasn’t gotten his wall?
He be trippin’
Did anyone tested him for alzheimer yet?
imagine a 5 yo boy trapped in 70+ body....it will be tough to manage
Can't help but think of the dark knight in Monty python...tis but a scratch.
Just a fleshwound
bebei0000 donc you think it's funny... When I say the name... Donald Trump?
I shut down G
I restart G
I don't repair the damage
but I take all the credit
i repeat -DT
4:32 who else thought that she was paid by *_Trump_* to say that
I bet she saw the check *_Trump_* offered and she did her best inspirational speech she could do on TV
THE ART OF THE DEAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trevor is the only guy that speaks the truth lol
without the 'lol' your statement would have more value. And yes, I agree.
No he is not! He actually gives you a very biased perspective.
@@keshavy1189 just because his perspective is biased doesn't mean it's not true.
Strategic Consciousness Pause. OMG Trevor - That.Was.Awesome!
2:25 Love the way Trevor says "year"😁
I feel like he says it in every single video, haha
Janine Pirro speaks with the same tone of that North Korean news anchor! Ha ha ha!
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HE.DID.NOT.CAVE!! Lol 😂😂
"Another strategic pause in consciousness" 😂🤣
For an actual tv network, how come the audio levels are always so darn quiet?
tRump didnt cave in ... he advanced to rear !!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😉
The delusion is real....
Picked the ground to fight on?
He picked a narrow valley, fortified and manned by everyone else, with the bottomless hole from Sparta behind himself and King Leonidas finishing the last bit of warm-up in front of him.
Very strategic ground to be on. Victory is ensured! (I mean, SOMEone will win...)
Donnie's whole political life has been a 'strategic consciousness pause', I think.
Tactical strategic...
Dang the simpsons Theory about Trump might come true that he will leave America Bankrupt 😂
How come no one is talking about the contractors that don't get paid
The lady at 4:33 sounds like that lady in the pink dress from that North Korean news channel
4:32 hhahahah what is thisss
The final was hilarious. It looks like some guys in my country kissing the president azs.
His cheerleaders from Fox remind me of the Darth Binks theory that Jar Jar is secretly the most powerful Sith Lord.
4:32 absolute psychos 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Another strategic conciousness pause by president trum0😂😂😂😂😂
Donnie's shutdown disproportionately effected contractors?
* least surprised face ever *
Make America poor again.
Mapa? 😂
Why does Trump needs SOTU so badly? Its not like he had anything new to say
11 billion dollars? Wall just less than 6??? Cost benefit analysis???
That illuminati symbol
😲
Trump left the chat!
how can the irs be behind for 12 months in one month
they are a month behind but estimate it might take them up to twelve month to catch up that month along with regular activities. Similar to passing a truck on the highway: you will have driven much more than the length of the truck from the start till the end of your manouver
Get owned?! What is this 2002?
These guys now should be grateful.. for what?? This is gross injustice for not being paid in time...
Did General Custer pick the ground to fight on?
Pod Saves America had a great podcast about the ripple effects the shutdown had on people. Really eyeopening.
Fix the sound
Hmm... Is it open for businesses or for the State of the Union?
Look, if u don't give me candy, i will cry
Somehow I like the term:
(Strategic) consciousness pause
So after three weeks then what....
3:45 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
why roommate with wesly snipes? i thought he was out?
Pirro is sickening. How is she on tv???
He should change his book title to the "The Art of Bullshitting"
Hey trevor.. hows russell peters ?? Heard youre good mates.
Brought to you by the greatest nation in the world....
America is earths comedy network 👍
Rooms for rent in the TRUMP CAVE.
So on point. He fixes some of what he broke, but always with consequences
Love you brother
Candy
No
😂😂😂
He held his own country hostage.
Short answer. No
Nancy wasn't the reason behind the gov. running again, it's the Air traffic controllers and others in their department give them the credit they deserve.
My bet is on another shutdown.
5:02 A Strategic consciousness pause huh...Yea, Trump has indeed demonstrated his mastery of that particular feat throughout his career. If only he could stop using it.
Nobody in Europe knows Trevor Noah...thank god
Not quite sure the president even remembers why the government shut down to begin with. The only way he could consider it a victory is that he forgot that he started it to get a wall.
There are still Caged Babies and Toddlers in USA? The Horror continues for those poor souls
It is sad for Americans as there are so many people think like him!
Trump now hiding from Nancy, Melania, Ann Coulter, Jeanne Pirro AND Hillary. 😂😂😂
the Simpsons was right 😂😂😂
When will I get to go for a job I'm jobless
to take a consciousness pause one needs conscious ... and trump well...
Actually, all that trash belongs in the oval office.
His voice tone or trump's but i hear a little bit of borat there
Well let him think it was a "tactical move" to accept this situation and reopen the government. Let's make him think any reasonable decision that may be perceived as "caving in" is actually tactics! Because if he thinks he's losing the faith of Fox, who knows what he might do.
thanks it interesting but Internet could have been nice it bending it lucky Facebook and havry days aap so luck
Pelosi pwned lil Donnie
Is it me your looking for
Ahmed Dudu yes
Batman nah nah nah nah nah Batman
Looks like Pelosi would have made a fine Potus... 😥
Not much comments 🤔
what does President Trump do?
Trevor, more on janin and her irritating monotone voice
Hello
Trump could take a dump on the White House lawn and Judge Jeanine would simply say he felt there was a need to fertilize to make America great again!
Is a shame the other candidate didn't win, forgot her name, the one who ran The State Department from her home office and cleaned her hard drive with acid.
He is so American!
Like is fox news real???or a parody channel.....??I just need a clear answer ey
Shhhh- don’t let Don know that he got beat. Next time he will have a bigger temper tantrum and more people will get suffer. Finally Fox is helpful calming his toddlerness. I think I should watch Fox to get parenting tips on how to deal with 4 year old when she has a tantrum.
Fans of the right wing in every country are divorced from reality. They're the same here in NZ
How happy these guys will be if Trump starts WW3!
In the 2016 Election Campaign he said he was going to get America Back to work and That's just what he did!
after putting them out of course. He did not say which americans back to work
Republicans talking about been a wimp?
Loyalty over Honesty. To be fair, both sides are guilty of this to a degree.
Yeah, equally everyone is guilty of racism to a degree.
lol at fox news :D
Trump has turned America into a reality tv show
Stop gloating so much. The person caving being painted as the loser is exactly why these political games get so far.