Steamed Hams But Chalmers Keeps Reading The Script

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  • @JvanEdits
    @JvanEdits  Před 3 měsíci +643

    Next up: Steamed Hams But Skinner Keeps Reading The Script?

  • @Matt10670
    @Matt10670 Před 3 měsíci +934

    Sloppy dress rehearsal. Chalmers needs to learn his lines.

    • @VocalMabiMaple
      @VocalMabiMaple Před 3 měsíci +52

      Actually, he was never given the script till he was on set on the day of the film. He did admirably for having never practiced it once

    • @clairespivak2953
      @clairespivak2953 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Seymour learned his lines all right. Chalmers has got to step up his game

    • @Randy-Lahey
      @Randy-Lahey Před 3 měsíci

      @@VocalMabiMapleI’ve seen people do a much better job

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest Před 3 měsíci +1405

    The part where Skinner doesn't finish his line so Chalmers improvises and shows him the script is honestly genius.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 3 měsíci +615

    You'd think after being in a 2 minute timeloop for half a decade, he would've remembered the script verbatim, but nope...

    • @thatonemeganium
      @thatonemeganium Před 3 měsíci +45

      This is just one of the earlier loops.

    • @anonymousYTviewer69
      @anonymousYTviewer69 Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@thatonemeganium a lost scene?

    • @cousinted
      @cousinted Před 3 měsíci +15

      Steamed Hams But Chalmers is Entering the Early Stages of Dementia

    • @paulamarina04
      @paulamarina04 Před 3 měsíci +3

      amnesia

    • @AlchemicSoul
      @AlchemicSoul Před 2 měsíci +1

      Half a decade? Baby we been doing this longer than that

  • @landuit8577
    @landuit8577 Před 3 měsíci +179

    Chalmers pausing to check the script at 1:32 implies he forgot he grew up in Utica

    • @erika_fuzzbottom
      @erika_fuzzbottom Před 3 měsíci +49

      In another episode, he says he's from Queens. Probably had to double-check which place he was from, today.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 2 měsíci +5

      I think the existence of the script implies this isn't Chalmers, but the "actor" who "plays" him

  • @Werewolfwrath
    @Werewolfwrath Před 3 měsíci +576

    "Yes, and you call them 'steamed hams' despite the fact that they are obviously grilled." **Shows Skinner the script instead of the patty**

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 3 měsíci +49

      He's not personally able to deduce whether they are grilled or steamed - he's citing the script as proof.

    • @2_OP
      @2_OP Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@roguishpaladin Chalmers makes sure to present his sources, people on the Internet could learn a thing or two from him /hj

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@2_OPwhat does /hj mean?

    • @LadyCorthon
      @LadyCorthon Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@DJG_Studioshalf joking

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@LadyCorthon thanks

  • @KainceeYT
    @KainceeYT Před 3 měsíci +517

    The funniest edits to me are often the ones that make Skinner the smart one.

  • @joselourenco5542
    @joselourenco5542 Před 3 měsíci +81

    Chalmers wasn't prepared for an unforgettable luncheon

    • @alistairgeorge5082
      @alistairgeorge5082 Před 3 měsíci +3

      The luncheon might've been unforgettable but the script wasn't.

  • @StanleyNPC
    @StanleyNPC Před 3 měsíci +389

    just need "steamed hams but both Chalmers and Skinner keep reading the script"

    • @GalaxyBlasterNP
      @GalaxyBlasterNP Před 3 měsíci +50

      Steamed hams but it's the first rehearsal and they're doing a read-through

    • @64lu
      @64lu Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@GalaxyBlasterNPsteamed hams but it’s a table read

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 Před 3 měsíci +9

      “…an unforgettable… Uhm…” **checks script** “oh, unforgettable luncheon!”
      “Ohoho, de…” **looks down at script, off screen** “Delightfully devilish, Seymour!” **Stands there for a bit. Chalmers enters, and looks confused. Seymour reads the script, and realizes his mistake, taking off the apron and opening the window for ‘isometric exercise’**
      Could easily see a few more instances of them looking at the script as they forget gestures or lines, especially a bit of disbelief that Skinner is calling them Steamed Hams.

    • @CalmestRaccoon
      @CalmestRaccoon Před 3 měsíci

      It appears we've found StanleyMOV's lost brother.

    • @StanleyNPC
      @StanleyNPC Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@CalmestRaccoon lol

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Před 3 měsíci +119

    0:18. Bill Oakley’s original script for the Steamed Hams scene is on the paper.

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Uhuh, of course

    • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3
      @JohnRNewAccountNumber3 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Unforgettable *dinner* ?? Get this guy an editor!

    • @SEB1991SEB
      @SEB1991SEB Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@JohnRNewAccountNumber3Yeah, so you call it a dinner despite the fact that it is obviously a luncheon.

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red Před 3 měsíci +176

    0:51 The stuttering makes this feel real, good job editing this video

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 Před 3 měsíci +97

    Chalmers agrees to be scene partner for Seymour’s audition tape.

  • @oz_jones
    @oz_jones Před 3 měsíci +46

    Ah yes, the high school play version of Hams

  • @littleladybrooks6635
    @littleladybrooks6635 Před 3 měsíci +41

    Skinner seems to have practiced his lines well

  • @DMMDestroyer
    @DMMDestroyer Před 3 měsíci +158

    Jvan makes the best 4th Wall breaks, like when they were aware of the viewer 😂

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve Před 3 měsíci +4

      I didn't see that, can you give me the timestamp?

    • @YTPs2Glin
      @YTPs2Glin Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's at another video from the channel, ​@@Yanxve .

    • @DMMDestroyer
      @DMMDestroyer Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Yanxve definitely look up the video if you thought this was funny; I believe "steamed hams aware of the viewer Jvan" should bring it up.

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@DMMDestroyer Alright then, I will, thanks!

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve Před 3 měsíci

      @@YTPs2Glin Thanks for the answer!

  • @Jared7873
    @Jared7873 Před 3 měsíci +56

    When you start filming before the script is done.

  • @emperormegaman3856
    @emperormegaman3856 Před 3 měsíci +16

    "It's obviously smoke" have no business sounding and fitting that good.

  • @doubleking7070
    @doubleking7070 Před 3 měsíci +21

    When you can remember the lines but Chalmers can’t.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 měsíci +70

    I have no idea what motivated you to make such a mundane change, but it was edited so well that I nevertheless enjoyed it and applaud you for it.
    In other words, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good edit.

  • @kenjamin9147
    @kenjamin9147 Před 3 měsíci +11

    I was honestly expecting 'Agh...aurora borealis! At this time of day, at this time of y...ergh...at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, local...yes, localised entirely within your kitchen!'

  • @bubbillusion
    @bubbillusion Před 3 měsíci +12

    0:52 i LOVE how he says "it's obviously smoke seymour" it somehow feels so natural

    • @TheWaderick
      @TheWaderick Před 2 měsíci

      After that, I'm surprised he didn't say "They're obviously Krusty Burgers!" later on.

  • @EstrogenCubing
    @EstrogenCubing Před 3 měsíci +79

    Chalmers has gone on this loop an absurd ammount of times
    He finds himself again in front of Skinner's house with just a vague memory of what just happend before
    But not this time
    Those vague memories have been collected and merged toguether over time
    He quickly grabs a pen he has on his pocket and some one sided school documents he had with him at the moment
    He starts writting
    When he finishes he wants to prove that this is real
    This all repeats
    So he starts following the script
    Finally he has it
    The proof he was waiting for
    The loop restarts on itself again
    But this time is different...

    • @mem7562
      @mem7562 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Imma accept this as a headcanon

    • @bennnoboyo5238
      @bennnoboyo5238 Před 3 měsíci +4

      REMEMBER OUR HAMS.

    • @mem7562
      @mem7562 Před 3 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/-Q_9SPDCYXg/video.html and this would have been the first one inline after the original steamed hams, as they don't remember that well what they had to do, in this headcanon

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia Před 3 měsíci +4

    I thought this was going to have Chalmers' repeating the whole script (i.e. Skinner's lines, Mother's lines and the theme song as well as his own lines), but I think I like this better lmao

  • @Chokey_Gaming
    @Chokey_Gaming Před 3 měsíci +36

    I like how Skinner gives a reassuring thumbs up like he’s saying: “your doing great Dad!”

  • @caseypitt1296
    @caseypitt1296 Před 3 měsíci +9

    “Why is there smoke in the kitchen?” is what broke me

  • @MarsellusWallace
    @MarsellusWallace Před 3 měsíci +2

    0:16 Chalmers taking the opportunity to study his lines while he waited was a nice touch.

  • @Slashthekitsune
    @Slashthekitsune Před 3 měsíci +3

    As an ex theater kid this is way too well done.

  • @FurryNonsense
    @FurryNonsense Před 3 měsíci +4

    The parts where he stutters mid sentence and checks the script again gets me XD

  • @MrSharkings
    @MrSharkings Před 3 měsíci +3

    1:41 the fact that he doesn't reference the script here makes me think that that's just his honest first reaction to eating the burger

  • @caroldefender4144
    @caroldefender4144 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Reminds me of 2005 Willy Wonka and how he's always reading those cue cards of his.

  • @taxman3749
    @taxman3749 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Associat Producer : CHAAAAALMERS!!

  • @BlueFieldGamer
    @BlueFieldGamer Před 3 měsíci +3

    Behind the scenes rehearsal

  • @Gryphon1-1
    @Gryphon1-1 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This must have been an earlier rehearsal. Chalmers had cleary yet to reach his stride, unlike what we see in the final product.
    Fortunately, Skinner always shows up to rehearsal.

  • @SahilHossain-ff4if
    @SahilHossain-ff4if Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lore of Steamed Hams but Chalmers keeps reading the script momentum 100

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd Před 2 měsíci +1

    Spend 4 years in high school drama class and this is legit what 50% of your nightmares become

  • @dnkestptt
    @dnkestptt Před 3 měsíci +9

    The King of Steam returns with another… uh… *checks script* banger edit!

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa Před 3 měsíci +11

    Welcome back. The hams are still warm and the audience is still eager.

  • @neiloch
    @neiloch Před 2 měsíci +1

    aww was hoping he'd refer to the script just for "kitchen" "localized entirely within your..." script "..kitchen!"

  • @elzur8269
    @elzur8269 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Me on a videogame reading the instructions in the inventory every 5 sec.

  • @scockery
    @scockery Před 3 měsíci

    "Why is there mustard on the script, Seymour?"
    "Mustard? Oh no, that's yellow highlighting."

  • @spritefan10
    @spritefan10 Před 3 měsíci +1

    We can't ever let this meme die, it must live forever.

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy Před 2 měsíci +2

    This filled me with rage. I've been in so many shows where one jackass is doing this when we're supposed to be professionals.
    *Fantastic job!!*

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    0:14 He had actual lines, but he wasn't amused.

  • @auditect950
    @auditect950 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's like watching A Very Potter Senior Year.

  • @JamotHica
    @JamotHica Před 3 měsíci

    Seymour’s final thumbs up to Chalmers was rly sweet ☺️ so supportive

  • @toadelevator
    @toadelevator Před 2 měsíci +2

    Really great! This honestly is one of my favorite Hams. A credit to the Meme 😃

  • @HeadsetHatGuy
    @HeadsetHatGuy Před 3 měsíci +3

    1:42 the only line he was able to memorize

  • @Gamejake94
    @Gamejake94 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is actually well made! I would see this as an actual episode.

  • @hammdogporkington3058
    @hammdogporkington3058 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The highlighter gag is so good

  • @Strideo1
    @Strideo1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Every time I think this meme is played out someone comes up with another hilarious twist. 😂

  • @PrinceBrightstar
    @PrinceBrightstar Před 2 měsíci +1

    Looks like Chalmers missed the Table Read.

  • @cocomonkilla
    @cocomonkilla Před 2 měsíci +1

    So frustrating when you're off-script and they're not

  • @nanomachines2954
    @nanomachines2954 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Dude your editing and animations are spot on

  • @justinfields7661
    @justinfields7661 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Chalmers is the odd fellow here.

  • @CalmestRaccoon
    @CalmestRaccoon Před 3 měsíci

    I love how at the last five seconds, the moment Chalmers looked at the script, the video started buffering for a moment.

  • @LunizIsGlacey
    @LunizIsGlacey Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is like so high quality

  • @yourmom6472
    @yourmom6472 Před 3 měsíci +93

    I dunno what to say I’m tired and gonna go to sleep

  • @daboz8753
    @daboz8753 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’ve watched a LOT of these by you, and I have to say this one is easily my favorite.
    Just awesome.

  • @humanism2024
    @humanism2024 Před 3 měsíci +9

    😆😅🤣 good one. nice 'hand with script' viz effect

  • @joco612
    @joco612 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like that the hand and paper is out of place

  • @mikesproductionsgamedev
    @mikesproductionsgamedev Před 3 měsíci +2

    The Simpsons just hasn’t been the same since they brought on that intern to stand in for Chalmers.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe Před 2 měsíci

      It unfortunately went downhill from that day. 😔😔😔

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 Před 3 měsíci

    All the little audio edits and tricks are so damn well done.

  • @MaeIsOkay
    @MaeIsOkay Před 3 měsíci

    Chalmers using the script as evidence that smoke was coming out of the oven was great

  • @tiagosp
    @tiagosp Před 3 měsíci +5

    A surprise comeback to the Steamed Hams from this user's channel!

  • @raptor4937
    @raptor4937 Před 3 měsíci +5

    0:20 _of course_

  • @datonegamer218
    @datonegamer218 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That was such a good edit.

  • @GoTeamScotch
    @GoTeamScotch Před 3 měsíci

    I hope this meme never dies. I want my grandchildren to be making and enjoying this meme as a way of remembering me.

  • @Medlek
    @Medlek Před 3 měsíci

    This is genius. It's been years and people keep finding new ways to steam a good ham. You creative madlads lmao

  • @josemembreno3134
    @josemembreno3134 Před 2 měsíci +1

    honestly, the best part of this video is that the script says "ye gods" and not "e. gadds".

  • @almandot
    @almandot Před 2 měsíci +1

    This would go well with Jeff goldblum holding the script for his cold read

  • @matthewisguy7336
    @matthewisguy7336 Před 3 měsíci

    1:54
    *_"Despite the fact they're obviously s c r i p t s."_*

  • @123455thatguy
    @123455thatguy Před 3 měsíci

    Lol that thumbs up he gives him at the end, letting him know he did a good job.

  • @dinoexequielcala2154
    @dinoexequielcala2154 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is exactly what a theatre class feels like

  • @hugeluigifan2236
    @hugeluigifan2236 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Director: CUT! NO NO DO THAT AGAIN! JUST DO NOT LOOK AT THE SCRIPT!

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Před 2 měsíci

      Well that's the thing. Looking at the script is part of the script. For the purposes of dramatic irony-irony.

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector Před 3 měsíci +1

    This has a lot of effort put into it. nice

  • @raptor9514
    @raptor9514 Před 3 měsíci

    Honestly, one of the best edits ever!

  • @blargestfarg
    @blargestfarg Před 3 měsíci

    straight up one of the best edited steam hams ive seen, wtf

  • @renaisnisbett
    @renaisnisbett Před 3 měsíci

    Steam Hams, but every time Skinner lies, Chalmers hair grows.

  • @Karma-eo2sv
    @Karma-eo2sv Před 3 měsíci

    When Skinner was about to escape the kitchen, I thought that Chalmers would forget his timing and continue rehearsing the script thus Skinner had to intentionally wait for him to get caught in action.

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 Před 3 měsíci

    Alternative title: "Take #1 - Chalmers fails his lines"

  • @actionmaverick707
    @actionmaverick707 Před 3 měsíci

    Should have had him pause and check the script to remember to turn around and check on Skinner at the end.

  • @quinnmcmurtrie8022
    @quinnmcmurtrie8022 Před 3 měsíci

    Ahh, the lost art of preparing for a drama assessment.

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC Před 3 měsíci

    This community keeps finding ways to make this segment more and more funny with each take. I don't know how you do it. This one is phenomenal. 🍔

  • @chazjohannsen
    @chazjohannsen Před 3 měsíci

    This is either the very first rehearsal of the skit, or Chalmers’ dementia has settled in and he needs the script to perform this bit.

  • @TheBlueE2
    @TheBlueE2 Před 3 měsíci

    The resurgence of Steamed Hams memes recently has made the legend return
    Excellent work 👏👏👏👏

  • @roymarshall_
    @roymarshall_ Před 3 měsíci

    This is fantastic, I always love a new clever Steamed Hams

  • @jlee6823
    @jlee6823 Před 3 měsíci

    Like they say: Practice makes perfect. Surprised to see Principle Skinners not getting annoyed by Superintendent Chalmers keep reading the script.

  • @sawbutt
    @sawbutt Před 3 měsíci +55

    I hope these new steamed hams edits get as popular as your old ones because these are still amazing edits.

  • @TaxeAndStuff
    @TaxeAndStuff Před 3 měsíci +3

    Jvan return? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within my youtube feed?

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like how he had to double-check what “Utica” is.

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 Před 3 měsíci

    this is so well edited holy shit

  • @RBSmada
    @RBSmada Před 3 měsíci

    At least he can remember that they’re from Krusty Burger

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 Před 3 měsíci

    0:35 Chalmers had to remember to gasp, there? Damn amateur!

  • @dylanzlol7293
    @dylanzlol7293 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Ideas: "steamed hams but skinner falls and hits his head when coming back with the steamed hams, getting amnesia"
    "Steamed hams but skinner is schizophrenic and thinks that there's a second guest on the luncheon (chalmers is still around ofc)"
    "Steamed hams but skinner didnt get enough sleep last night"
    "Steamed hams but chalmers couldnt find skinner's home until much later because of his directions."
    "Steamed hams but the theme song part keeps playing in the wrong parts and interrumpting the conversations to the point where they get furious."
    "Steamed hams but skinner was declared missing after going to krusty burger."
    "Steamed hams but it takes place 20 years ago in the in-universe simpsons past"

    • @JvanEdits
      @JvanEdits  Před 3 měsíci +5

      ✍️

    • @StuartLugsden
      @StuartLugsden Před 3 měsíci

      ""Steamed hams but chalmers couldnt find skinner's home until much later because of his directions."
      Thats already been done

    • @StuartLugsden
      @StuartLugsden Před 3 měsíci

      ""Steamed hams but skinner was declared missing after going to krusty burger."
      Now that would be funny

  • @wilburcobb8990
    @wilburcobb8990 Před 3 měsíci

    skinner's such a professional

  • @metalex64
    @metalex64 Před 3 měsíci

    I love how Chalmers didn't even need the script when he pointed out the burgers tasted like Krusty Burgers, which tells me that... either he fully remembered that line... or he wasn't even acting and was just being honest.

  • @backoffyo9292
    @backoffyo9292 Před 3 měsíci

    i cant wait for steamed hams but skinner is completely honest towards chalmers

  • @thatonedumbe
    @thatonedumbe Před 3 měsíci

    Seymour might be an odd fellow,but he is good at remembering scripts.

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie Před 3 měsíci

    Chalmers! The SEEEEEYYYMOUR! wasnt a line for you but for a musical cut that you recorded earlier.

  • @jamesbaron8387
    @jamesbaron8387 Před 3 měsíci

    This feels so spot on form my experience doing drama