When you can no longer walk uphill both ways because Physics got invented - Reddit Report Card
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OH MY GOD. YOU SUCH A FAILURE
F A I L U R E
BER
No
Love you your the best
Now I want to see a “Steven’s dad vs physics” video
Lol
He can and should do it!!
Albert Einstein - Isaac Newton
*Sees Stevens dad defy physics itself*
Yes we need this
Ok fine you finally read my mind lol
Ah yes physics, Steven’s dad’s worst enemy
Stevens dad- finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Physics was my worst enemy in high school lol.
Physics... it scares me
I fear no man, but that scares me
Not to bother y’all (like Fr) but I film skits just like Steven He but not really. Feel free to check em out. Thanks! :)
Steven: Dad, the doctor told me I have hepatitis B. Steven’s Dad: Why you not get hepatitis A?
😂😂
Steven: Because you only vaccinated me for Hepatitis A.
@@Jagarus Steven's Dad: I will send you to J E S U S
u forgot to add "and your a failure"
What happened to hepatitis A+, huh???
Thief: *Breaks into Steven's house*
Steven's dad waiting at the door holding two slippers: I will send you to Jeeysus
Steven's dad :" You know how how much that door cost ? Also why are you wearing shoes in the house ?"
Steven's dad telling his sad backstory as of how it was how nice to go to school until *Physics* got invented
He can’t say that story anymore
Damn physics...
Ugh, physics.
lol
@@cowardice9737 10 we
I just imagine his real dad is watching these and thinking “THATS WRONG, I walked uphill 5 times to go back and forth from school, he’s even a failure and making things up.”
HOLY CRAP.
stooopid-
Walked uphill 5 miles a day, both ways to school, on one foot, the other was fighting of lions with the slipper, when we got to school, we were already late, and when school was done 5 miles uphill again both ways, still fighting off lions with one foot, and catching dinner with the other, it was 9:30 PM when I got home, so I had to go straight to bed after I did my math homework. Next day, repeat the same thing all the way through college
real steven dad be like: I walk 100 miles uphil both way with no leg because 2 legs was fighting physic 10 times then fighting 100 lions in 1 seconds, dig from china to sun and then make space ship from atom fly across entire universe and late to school for a hour then got hit by teacher that have power of hulk 8 days a week 12 weeks a month and 1000 days a year for a eon at age -10
@@thajratasupanan6175 wtf it looks pretty cool
I hate the fact that my dad legitimately had to walk uphill both ways to school. I've seen it myself. There was a hill on the route, up one block and down 2 blocks. Then the other way it was uphill 2 blocks and down 1.
lol
"don't hand in your papers, you are all failures" - Steven's dad 2022
Nobody:
Steven's Dad: " I wake up at 6:00a.m and fly through the sky to turn on the sun" 😭😭
XD
I mean someone has to do it right???
@@godzilla362 😭😭
To land a paperclip
@@godzilla362 agreed
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Steven's Dad: "I regret I had to invent Physics. :weary:"
stevens dad never invented physics, he invented calculus
@@simple3555 true
I mean... my grandfather had a valley between his family's farm and school. He really did walk uphill both ways. My entire life anytime I've heard that phrase, I've just assumed it was because of that.
5:58 mans slipperbending lol
Asian parents be like: I took the physics when I was 4, and got the physics PHD from the Harvard. I also invented the catapult
What happened to #HelpAsianDadUninventPhysics
D
We know Steven's dad can terrorise Steven, but what about Steven's grandpa?? I'd love a video with him
Steven’s grandpa would call steven’s dad a failure
Steven's grandpa was made before the sun was invented
His grandfather is a literal god and everyone is a failure
@Alex Bag Plottiwst: Yehoshua (Jesus) actually had a son and that was Steven Dad, Steven will grow to be an immortal deity serving the asian father power to his son
@@Theyoungone28 I lost my shit when you said that lol XD
Edit: The one im laughing about is Steven's grandpa was made before the sun was invented.
4:00 Steven's dad is fliping us off
4:25 this is one of the funniest memes i've seen.
Steven’s dad is the holy godfather of all asian dads lol
That confirms it. Tony and uncle roger are brothers
And uncle Roger is the holy uncle of asian uncles
@@Nice_Person7379 who tony
Im 1k like
uh uh my dad is asian but nice and... also you a FALURE!
Steven's dad has so many enemies; Lions that do his taxes, high prices, Physics...
and fay luhs
5:17 somebody got to meme that face
5:38 that funny it is 2 A.M. right now for me
If Steven's dad was a teacher, he would mark everything so quickly. Everyone gets an F.
F for F*** Fysics!
F for FAILIURE
@narut uzimaki 2 Physics*
@narut uzimaki 2 😭😭😭😭😭
@narut uzimaki 2 It's alright mate, we all make mistakes at times.
Steven: *gets his test results and he gets 99.9 out of 100*
His dad: Die *throws slipper from the sun*
*F A I L U R E*
It is like Thor when Steven failure his dad opens his hand and his slipper just comes to his dads hand
Round off
0:51
oh the ghost cat is still living in ur house?
Holy god Steven, I nearly shit myself laughing. You're so good. Reminds me of visiting my Chinese friends homes back in San Fran in the 80s. Christ you can nail their dads perfectly. I was not immune either. Guilt by friendship/association. Terrified I'd forget to take off my shoes.
One day Steven's Dad didn't go to school for 2 days because he was inventing University as after school there was no more academics. Those 2 days became Saturday and Sunday.
I came for the comments!! And i am impressed by this one!!
@@dr.ishitamandal950, Thank You, appreciated!
In one day, he spent two days
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This should just be called "Memes so funny that Steven breaks character."
I'm so dead. This is freaking hysterical and it's a really good thing I watched this when I was home alone so no one else could hear how loudly I laughed. PURE GOLD.
Steven’s dad is the cure to depression😂
4:18 BEST PRODUCT EVER
And sponsored by the worst product ever
I just love when Steven laughs. He gets me laughing 😂 so hard!
If you scan the QR Code at 4:53 it takes you to a web site to buy Beijing Corn
Steven: We got a sponsor.
Me: *oh please anything but Raid sha......*
Steven: And it’s RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!
Still a failure tho
Stooopid-
Yeah... they are such a failure, that they reach out to every youtuber. :D
*Wheeze*
The way he said: “a game i… actually play” sounded extremely sarcastic
Nobody:
Steven’s dad making math problems: *If Steven has 23 Beijing corn and he trades 11 of them for 5 bobas, how much of a **_FAILURE_** Steven is?*
UhhHH i guess 100% F A I L U R E ?
@@patreoncrunch3 nah bro it 10000000000% *FAILURE*
@@kritsuyu3165 nah bro it 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FAILURE
@@patreoncrunch3 nah bro it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FAILURE
@@noahdagoat4797 Nah he's 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FÅÏĻŪŘĒ
3:54 So is that how steven’s dad got Genius😂
Whenever im sad or mad, i watch steven he, his laugh makes me smile no matter how bad my day is.
Steven father:I fear no Failures but that thing..
* Looks at physics *
Steven father:,It scares me
Steven's Dad would definitely shout at someone while he's trying to get their attention "IS MY VOICE INVISIBLE?"
I have never laughed so hard so consistently as I laugh at this videos. I am crying right now. Oh my god, it's not fair. The accent - the way you say what the Hell - it tickles me so much. I think I might be dying.
Your videos are so inventive and entertaining. Thanks for the hard work you put into them. It's good to laugh. Peace.
Now I can tell my teacher I couldn’t finish my homework because steven’s dad told me to watch CZcams video first.
Well if you get anything other then an A you're a failure (lol jk)
-Steven's Dad
I am going to do that next week let’s go
😅😅don't think their gonna like that
I see u every where or a guy with same pfp wth
Assalamulaykum
Steven's Dad: Finally a worthy opponent
Steven's Dad: Our battle will be legendary
5:32 What do you mean by 3 mins? I have been binge watching your videos for the whole week!
Me too
I like how hard Steven is trying to stay in character when he laughs
Steven He says
“This video was sponsored by raid shadow legends”
Everyone: Ill allow it
169 like
His dad already knows he's a failure
I clicked faster than stevens father could say faliure
same
*Failure*
True
*_Failure_*
same
Top 3 funnest video of all time. And not just in Steven's collection, I mean ever. This one had me in tears.
I love the long videos of Stevens dad, I could listen to him all day lol
4:48 I made that can. I am so happy!!!
Wait you did it’s amazing
"I remember the day physics was invented" Steven's Dad
Felt that bro.
If Steven didn't disappoint his dad, he would've failed at disappointing him, meaning he's a failure, and it's disappointing when you fail, meaning Steven is a disappointment.
Hence Steven is always a failure and a disappointment 😂😂😂
You gave me so much so many ideas so awesome definitely waking up at 5:00 in the morning
When Steven doesn’t get a S+ in maths
Steven’s dad: F A I L U R E
Ok anime person.
What is S+ pls tell me I am a failure
@@laxyajena4735 the only thing better than A+ is an S or S+, although schools don't typically use it
Just”STEVEN UR FIRED” got me 😂4:41
I just realized something that is terribly depressing; The emergence of memes is the best thing that's happened in the 21st century & we're already almost a quarter of the way through it.
Physics is basically just telling parents that they have to be disappointed in their kids.
Steven is desperately trying to keep in character while looking at all these memes and I honestly feel that
He finally got promoted.
Beijing embassy: He has a failure.
Beijing embassy manger: Who.
Beijing embassy: Steven He's son!
Thanks for the heart and thanks for 70 likes
Steven He keep grinding because you are hilarious and I sometimes call my friends a donut
The way he said "watch the video"..i fell in love 💓
My Mother also walked 20 miles, one way, in a 100 feet of snow to get to school every day! Then shovel that same snow to get back home! Thank God for physics! 🙏
“I flew in the sky to turn the sun on”
Um what-
God:And I took that personally
@@jahj4385 lol
Finally, after all the sweat and tears
He got a sponsor
"But was it worth it?" :D
Unfortunately it was the single most hated sponsor in youtube history
It is a draw between the Muta laugh and the Steven laugh 😂 both make my face hurt from smiling
Beijing Corn Ingredients:
Total weight: 300f (failures)
0.40000008% beijing
0.40000008% corn
0.00000001% calcium
99% failure
I love how Steven seriously cares about his fans❤️
I feel you Steven's dad, when I was your age, inventing things wasn't even invented yet, it was a very bad day
I would love another video like this. This is absolutely my favorite video of yours!!
You're genuinely funny bro. Thanks for all the regular uploads. ❤️ Your content.
Clicked faster than stevens father can beat a tyranasaurus with numchuks
LOL numbchucks 🤣🤣
Lol dumbchucks
Lmao
Ayeo I make skits! Would appreciate it if y'all would check 'em out! Thanks! :)
Could u plz tell wot is ur profile pic of ?
"When Steven's Dad hits the right note of Asian pronunciation of "Ehut Da Hayyll"
I can't stop laugh to. Love the way he said it
Ot 5:12 and I got a 2000 word essay due today I haven't started.
I love how I’m watching this at 11:00 pm in between short bursts of doing my homework😂
Clicked faster than the speed of light
#UninventPhysics
Steven's Dad "Your all Failures"
Me: He has such a way with words
"Listen children, okay? If you're doing homework at 2 am and Steven uploads a crappy video... Watch the video" had me dying 😂
Physics:
*Gets invented*
Steven's Dad:
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
Dude the amount of effort Steven puts into his sponsorships is just incredible and u can tell that he respect s them a lot
"There's this thing called the backhand" I died before he even finished explaining lmao haHAAAAA.
this so funny i almost died. i love your content
His laugh gets me every time 😆
Another sponsor my boy is not a failure
Raid shadow legends. Download now for free
@@memertrongamer5157 Are you seriously advertising Raid Shadow Legends, the fantastically immersive, incredibly addictive RPG game, available now for free for IOS, Android and PC, without getting paid a dime?
U A FAILURE
Raid shadow legends you mean the immersive epic rpg game for android and iOS?????
Steven’s dad can’t explain
0:56 "You still failure though." Too relatable...
whenever i see slipper,belt,ruler,random stick i picked up and anything in general,i remember my parents and their voices still echo in my head calling me a donut or failure whenever i do something
Man, I really wanted to walk uphill both ways to school. How 'bout downhill both ways???
No that's for failures
Ayooo he featured my meme 2nd time 2:21 loved seeing his reaction ngl
Steven: Breaths
Stevens father: *Failure*
Why is this my millionth time watching this and I am still laughing to death
Stevens channel has grown faster than hes dad can say faliure
When time machines are invented
Steven's dad: stops physics from being invented
If Steven’s dad was born before physics was invented that means he was born before the big bang itself
Steven's dad vs physics-we need that!
"dont give me your paper youre all failures" dude i literally fell from my chair.
Clicked faster than steven's father could say his son is a failure.
lmao
This man is my go to for memes and funny content
I love how Steven's dad manages to put the "Wut the hayyl" when he was laughing at 4:28
“Don’t hand in your report cards your all failures”
Me standing with my A++++++++++ report card
:/
No A++++++++++++ on card? Failure!
Your cousin got a A+++++++++++++ . . . Failure
Che, failure. You know, our neighbour's dog's brother's adopter's child's friend's father's colleague's daughter got AAA+++++++++++++++++++++ report card! Useless!
4:09 Mmm, Canned Boba tea
Steven dad: oh my you got a sponsor, good job
Steven: It from raid shadow legends
Steven dad: FAILURE
Steven's Dad's laugh is so infexious