Troy Hawke: Aldi Middle Aisle Illuminati Connection!
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- |Troy Hawke| |Aldi Middle aisle| |Illuminati|...I unravel the hitherto baffling mystery of the middle aisle of The Aldi with grim repercussions for the human race. SPOILER: I die at the end.
I’m from the US and I’ve came across this guy for the first time. I love the UK’s sense of humor and this man’s quick wittiness is genius and refreshing.
We shop at Aldi every week and now I always call it the apocalypse aisle after I saw this. Great work! 😂
I’m sharing this man’s videos, with anyone that has a sense of humor and those that do not have one. I found the cure!!
Brilliant! That is ME! I do that! I come out with all sorts of stuff from the middle aisle!
I'm upset this hasn't been in my life longer. Troy you're my hero x
They got the wrong supermarket and did a Lidl🤣
Wind resistant candles 😂
The middle aisle makes sense now lol epic as always keep up the hard work!!!
"You can't do that"
"I'm promoting tesco's"
That was a great line lol
Your lateral thinking via Scrabble scores is superb🤣 you may save the earth Troy
This is hilariously funny…. I was just trying to expose a friend to Troy Hawke but have never seen this particular post….and yet I have never laughed so hard 🤣
This is class. Troy you are a legend
These are fantastic. A breath of fresh air.
This should have more views - it's hilarious!
I thought Brexit was shit... until our new hero Troy was found on this here interwebby wotnot.
Fantastic!………….
Thank god CZcams provided ‘Context’ for illuminati. I was convinced this was a real warning for society…🙄
That's it....no more middle isle at The Aldi for me !
Niven's eyes! Brilliantly absurd.
Fab! As always
You remind me of Paul F. Thompkins! Consistantly funny! You definitely deserve more views!
Problem is that the 'Middle of Lidl' does have more of a ring to it...
Saw you live in liverpool thursday night, great gig!!
Are you touring anytime soon?
Brilliant!
Hilarious!
Though Aldi is an anagram of Dali!
So do with that what you will?
LIDL.Lizards in disguise league.
Also known as the "Aisle of Shite" ...
Always those damn dirty 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎
Loominarty is cumfirmed
If you’re talking about one the Aldi, is it a the Aldi?
Ha yes it's The Aldi, similar to Tescos and Asdas
I rarely buy any of the shit from the middle aisle of ALDI! 👎😂
Matpat got nothing on Troy
Plugs and Vibes how now for a Borrower's Quarter no questions.
😂
ALL DIE
@@greetersguild The two missing letters when put together spell LE which is French for THE. French people don't shave, theres a psuedo-holiday called no shave November, which is the same month the crew of the Mary Celeste went missing which was later discovered by Canadian sailors, the indie alternative group Arcade Fire are from Canada and have been spreading Masonic imagery throughout their career particularly their album Reflektor that was flooded with MKultra and Illuminati symbolism. It's all so obvious!
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