@@jasonteqja7262 I dont get why any of the girls or trelawny didn't go to blackwater and grab the money. The pinkertons aren't looking for them so they aren't suspicious, just get the girls to sneak in at night, dig up the money and leave on a boat in saint denis
I just imagine John and Arthur both still alive in an alternate universe in the 1940s, sitting on Johns front porch in their rocking chairs both rocking those long ass beards reminiscing about the wild west days.
The scariest thing that I have ever seen is by far the John Marston “Extra clean shaven” option in the full beard styles tab in the barber in the epilogue
Me: I’m gonna remove that mustache of yours, Trelawney. Let’s see how slick you are without them whiskers. Trelawney: Mmm...I wouldn’t do that, friend. Me: He he....(whizz)....aghhhhhh!!! (Blinded by debonairness)
@@nurkenrustem6044 It also might’ve been because the prologue is already quite long as it is, and rockstar didn’t want to bore the player before they even had access to free roam
@@BMoneyTSM why does people keep saying hes red harlow? Theres no evidence whatsoever of this other than uncle saying he got called a cool name once in valentine.
@@calebobry6211 Not even in Valentine, just in his past. It's physically impossible for him to be Red because of the timeline. Red Dead Revolver takes place in the 1880's, Red looks like he's 25-30, 35 at most. If Uncle was Red Harlow, he'd be 67 in 1911 at the oldest which he clearly is not. He mentions he was born in '49 so he'd be 62 in 1811, Case closed, not Red Harlow.
The fact that Micah actually looks decent without the shit stain of a beard he carries speaks levels about his character. It's as if he could be an okay looking person, but he's so inept that he doesn't give a damn about taking care of his own persona. Nice character design I must say.
Would he have to make a video to teach basic game mechanics, just for no-brainer people who ignored all the tips the game gave and ignored the part of the help that the game gives in the pause menu?
Uncle looks like hes not allowed to be 15 miles within an elementary school or children's playground without without his beard
Random wifebeater hahaha
All of you seriously didn't realise the "without without"? Cowpokes..
@@guy4142 it's best we ignore it.
I’m not here to start I’m just here to do the sex offender shuffle
@@guy4142 we noticed just don’t care
Javier didn't Change at all
Our Mexican genes not allowing clean shavenness lol
@@futurei0oo yeah the only way to actually tell the difference is if you put extra clean shaven on Javier.
TornadicBandit Exacto
@@Tornadic hahahahha lol
I thought rats were supposed to look uglier when they're shaven
I thought unfunny comments about Micah being a rat went out 3 months after the game's release
Yeah they’re not funny anymore
A snake is more accurate
good joke man
@@e14ee I thought you knew the world didn't revolve around you
Honestly some of the crew members could have just clean shaven and then gone back to black water and no one would have guessed
Especially bill. Could’ve combed his hair, put on a trelawny style suit and just stole it.
@@jasonteqja7262 I dont get why any of the girls or trelawny didn't go to blackwater and grab the money. The pinkertons aren't looking for them so they aren't suspicious, just get the girls to sneak in at night, dig up the money and leave on a boat in saint denis
@@JC-xp1kl honestly pearson could have got the money since he probably doesn't have a bounty because he's a cook and if he does its probably tiny
@@JC-xp1kl They could've sent Sadie and/or Trelawney. Sadie was never wanted in the first place, and Trelawney even goes into Blackwater in Chapter 2.
@@MrFusion it's because Dutch didn't trust anyone in the gang for the location of the money, only Hosea and Arthur knew but they had high bounties
_May I stand unshaven_
_Amid, amidst these handsome men_
Damn this deserves more likes
Especially uncle.
@@oldmanyoda4351
gawd no lmao
Underrated comment
Epilogue micah kinda lookin 😏
Jesus Christ, this is uncanny. They look like completely different people.
I went to the barber and got John a completely shaven look and a bald head. Never again
@@ScoutTrooperTKlmao
What about Javier?
@@deadron6170 he's not Javier without his moustache he has it in both games
The Tick Tock Tocko 😂😂
Uncle without a beard is the most cursed thing I've ever witnessed.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I actually had to laugh when I saw what he looked like without a beard.
I can't see the scars on uncles face too well, but it's probably because Rockstar didn't develop it enough to show uncles scars.
The true effects of lumbago
Mans be lookin like the red harlow over here
Bill looks incomplete without a beard
Lumbago
He looks like jim jefferies
Bill does?! Look at yourself, Uncle.
He kinda looks like Trevor Phillips
You're the real Uncle?
Everyone else: Looks different/better/MUCH WORSE shaven
Javier: *'Tis but a scratch*
I mean I don’t know what you’d expect from Javier seeing as his facial hair is the smallest
@@mahmoodali2437 Smh, it was expected he would actually be clean shaven
@@mahmoodali2437 Jack: pathetic
@@Sexiestmanontheplanet look adult jack is in the first game not RDR2 so jack doesn’t count
@@mahmoodali2437 im talking about 6 year old jack
Without Bill’s beard you can really see how big his forehead is
im glad im not the only one who noticed that
He's got a receding hairline
Are you making fun of Berleezy? His head ain't too bad.
With a forehead that big, you wonder how he can be so dumb
@@ClaytonTheCracker exactly
Pearson has a baby face when clean shaven, just saying.
exactly 😂😂😂
Pearson IS a baby when he doesn’t have his mustache
@@LilBiscuit1 "No no... He's got a point."
If he shaved his head too and turned him around he would look like an egg lol
@@manoftheocean6988 pearson is an egg confirmed.
I refuse to believe that Micah is handsome underneath that beard
I CANT 😂
Honestly, Micah has forever cursed that particular beard style.
@@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 more like blessed
Looks like arthur lol
0:16 had me messed up like it doesn't even LOOK like the right guy. That actually looks like a casual member of society I mean ??
Imagine if some of the NPC models that're walking around town are just the gang members shaven
D Wong *Bear*
Don't give Bethesda any ideas
@@dontdex8221 it just works
I wouldn't know
Rockstar actually already done this, they recycled John's texture and make a bounty hunt for Red Dead Online.
Are we just going to ignore how trelawney turned into Bruce Wayne
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
That moment when you realize that a clean-shaven Micah Bell looks like Kurt Cobain
Lmao I can't unsee that now
Bruh 😂
Not all white guys with blonde hair look the same
"I swear I don't have a gun"
I have Long blonde hair and Clean Shaven Micah looks like me I’m Scared
I refuse to believe that Micah has a jawline with that stomach
he is not fat, he only has a fat belly
@@thechickenslittl1373 Pot belly or Beer belly
I’ll admit it. At this point I don’t mind the belly i like a bad boy
Kieran Duffy Exactly
Let's remember that Micah has the incredible super power of making his stomach dissapear just by putting his winter jacket on lol
Micah looks cool clean shaven epilogue
Haha remember when Micah was the most hated modern day video game character. Now it’s the gorrila-woman hybrid
@Ruben Feneser lol if u are in love with her doesnt means everyone in love with her
He looks younger
Ruben Feneser LoL you may like Abby as a character but I’d say about 92.3% of the Last of Us 2 community hate Abby.
He looks like older miklo
And why the hell does Pearson look like my neighbours 4 year old 😂😂 that's so scary
0:35 Well this confirms it. *We know one of Trevor's ancestors now.*
Bill could have impregnated a lady when the gang was up near Canada
Jokes on us. Bill's probably gay lmaooo
@@thomascurtis9529 wasn’t he dishonourably discharged by the military for attempting to rape someone?
@@Bucket_with_a_hat yeah there’s a bunch of evidence he’s gay but I was just saying this is a possible way he could be an ancestor of Trevor Phillips.
@@thomascurtis9529 he probably slept with a girl at least once to prove to himself that he's not gay
1:08 why do I get the feeling he's about to tell me "we have to cook"
Bro💀
Jesse!
Yeah Mr. Swanson! FAITH!
Walt
Swanson did feel like a drug addict to be fair
I just imagine John and Arthur both still alive in an alternate universe in the 1940s, sitting on Johns front porch in their rocking chairs both rocking those long ass beards reminiscing about the wild west days.
woulda been cool. mean while jacks out fighting in ww3
@@durkey01 *WW2
Matrix Man sorry just thinking about how this year will end
Lol and then a BF109 and Spitfire fly over
@@durkey01 nah he would be writing books
The scariest thing that I have ever seen is by far the John Marston “Extra clean shaven” option in the full beard styles tab in the barber in the epilogue
Wana know whats even more cursed
Clean shaven bald john
You guys OBVIOUSLY didn’t see 0:59
Only John?
That's how I play😅 extra clean shaven
Clean shaven Micah is a textbook moment of "OH NO, HE'S HOT!"
True tho
I'd sadly simp for micah here
@Fin Dundun yay I'm not racist...but I'm ugly :(
@Fin Dundun what the fuck does that mean?
@Fin Dundun based lol
"Clean shaven uncle isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Clean shaven uncle: 0:55
But his beard ain't fully cleaned off thoe.
Uncle without a beard looks like he beats his wife
@@skeletonwearerofflesh2126 LMAO
Micah is actually a chad without his beard.
Yeah if he wouldn’t of had that beard he would have never talked because without his beard he’s a Chad trust me I’m Dutch
@@Kojirahhh I thought you would have set sail to Tahiti by now
Micah was a honorable selfless man before he decided to grow out his moustache
To be a chad you need more than just the appearance
@@blakecacini8016 I am in Tahiti picking MANGOS
Damn. Micah's actually a good looking dude
Yeah, too bad he's a goddamn rat
I know I am
@@micahbell2410stupid sexy Micah
@@micahbell2410 yeah I gotta agree with Bronson here, you are sexy
@@micahbell2410 shut up blue balls
Javier is still Javier xD
Hi Sadie,been a long time
Javier lite
Now we need Hosea, Lenny, Sean, Strauss and Charles with beard
And the ladies
@@EroticMammoth man that's cursed as hell
And jack xdd
0:56 my sleep paralysis demon at 3 am
1:08 palpatine if he was a ginger
Apparently he was a ginger.
@@wikipediaintellectual7088 that explains everything
*Dutch: -I have a plan, but I don't have a mustache.*
Without that dashing mustache people wouldn't of been so agreeable when it came to Dutch's so called "plans" LOLXD!!... 😂
@@Doomseer they probably wouldn't even recognize Dutch
All of his stoicism and dangerous mysteriousness completely disappears
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Yeah your probably right about that haha!!.. 😂😂
Uncle is simultaneously the opposite of what I expected, and exactly what I expected.
1:16 Well, Trelawny looks perfect!
As always 😎
Me: I’m gonna remove that mustache of yours, Trelawney. Let’s see how slick you are without them whiskers.
Trelawney: Mmm...I wouldn’t do that, friend.
Me: He he....(whizz)....aghhhhhh!!! (Blinded by debonairness)
Looks better without his mustache.
I always like Trelawny ngl
He looks like Booker DeWitt
What about hosea?!
Oh wait, he is already shaven
then give hosea a beard
@@fgrcdefeatkiller7724 I bet Hosea would have handlebar moustache and a stubble
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Hosea strikes me as a Abe Lincoln kinda guy
@@bigbanana94 naw
Kieran is the only gang member who can pull it off greatly
1:23 Is that Davey?
yes
Yes it is, He’s at the Very Beginning but he dies too
I'm surprised that he actually has a full body render (and also that his chest is naked out in the open which is no surprise he died)
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola I heard that prologue actually was quite longer, but too depressing, so R* decided to cut it short.
@@nurkenrustem6044
It also might’ve been because the prologue is already quite long as it is, and rockstar didn’t want to bore the player before they even had access to free roam
Uncle is cursed without beard
his lumbago is really showing when he has no beard
He has red Harlow's scars
@@austinmurray7298 Oh my god
He looks like typical hobo (or at least in Poland hobo look like that)
His neck is too skinny
Bill looked like hopper from stanger things kinda
0:17 Yo Micah over here looking like Ocelot
(Spiny gun shit proceeds)
I’d call him Babou
@@devinarato69420
12 shots.
is everyone gonna ignore how he has Arthur and John with goddamn beards that would make Norse gods blush?
1907 Micah without a beard actually doesn't look bad
0:18 Now he looks like Peter Blomquist
0:56 see kids this is what happens when you get terminal lumbago
Lumbago is a back disease is has nothing to do with ur face
@@TheColtster933 Guess this is in my hands now. r/whoooosh
Old man already had lumbago
@@TheColtster933 r/whoooosh
Do you not see any memes? Do you live under a rock?
@@uncleleo6706 no im just a smartass
Micah looks like he could be related to Arthur when he's clean shaven
Very true. No conspiracy theories please. Micah became Arthur.
@Venom Snek .....Radioactivity...?
Just because 2 people look slightly similar doesn’t mean they are related in any way
Same thing with trelany
arthur when he hears this: Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
I know we all hate Micah and shit, but boah is pretty handsome without that dead ferret on his lip.
1:21 Wow. I’ve never gotten to see Davey so up close.
0:47 he looks like such a nice guy
Uncle looking like red Harlow without the beard
ANGELO 918 he is
@@BMoneyTSM why does people keep saying hes red harlow? Theres no evidence whatsoever of this other than uncle saying he got called a cool name once in valentine.
@@calebobry6211 Not even in Valentine, just in his past. It's physically impossible for him to be Red because of the timeline. Red Dead Revolver takes place in the 1880's, Red looks like he's 25-30, 35 at most. If Uncle was Red Harlow, he'd be 67 in 1911 at the oldest which he clearly is not. He mentions he was born in '49 so he'd be 62 in 1811, Case closed, not Red Harlow.
He is red harlow
Sabrina Landry he isnt
Oh god someone please tell bill to put his beard back on
BIIIIIILLL
GET YO BEARD BACK ON
Bill I implore you
Lennyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!where are you lenny!
@@wajajan697 You implores me?
Bill please I implore you
1:08 after the death of Rémy, Linguini spiralled into alcohol and addiction
LMFAO underrated comment 🤣
So good 🤣
1:15
Trelawney’s personality and voice are not what you’d expect to come out a ruggedly smart handsome quintessential Englishman.
00:56
Ok, I'm sold, that IS Red Harlow.
Dude I swear right ????
I saw the vid of the theory and pics ahhh and also I heard a dude out in a random encounter talking about Harlow. It was so cool
What happened to his scars though? Scars don't heal, haven't you ever seen Kung Fu Panda 2?
Side effect of lumbago - it's very serious
@@stick-em-up2904 I mean...you're never supposed to see under his beard.
So maybe they didn't render it in?
Let’s see unshaved members with hair now lol
Yea fax like what would strauss look like tho...
I want Lenny with full ass Arthur beard.
Karen first
Wonder what Sean would look like with a beard. 🤔
Does that include the women? I sure hope it does
0:05 is what a legendary rat looks like skinned
Alternative title: RDR2 Cursed Images
xd
Uncle without a beard doesn't exist he can't hurt you
Uncle without a beard: 0:56
Micah actually looks respectable.
Damn Micah lookin fresh without his stache
They don't have a mustache like mine. XD.
Trelawny do
"Allende is dead, Mexico is mine!"
@@Tornadic bruuh i wanted to write that
goddamn you, you became a zombie and got shot in the head 😑
The fact that Micah actually looks decent without the shit stain of a beard he carries speaks levels about his character. It's as if he could be an okay looking person, but he's so inept that he doesn't give a damn about taking care of his own persona. Nice character design I must say.
That is the definition of sigma
Micah doesn’t look so bad.
That felt weird to say.
It just shows how a beard or a mustache can change the person, jeez they actually look like completely different character (especially Micah)
Swanson too
Uncle and Josiah look completely different
"One shot kid" 0:55
Underrated comment
Goddamn that got me🤣
MrBossFTW would have make a video on how to shave.
Would he have to make a video to teach basic game mechanics, just for no-brainer people who ignored all the tips the game gave and ignored the part of the help that the game gives in the pause menu?
@@thechickenslittl1373 yes in his mind yes
Simon Pham And Company he would stretch it to like 20 minutes or something
MrBossfortheCringe
Daddy Revan Definitely
dang trelawny is actually super fine without that stache
The mustache just gives him class
@@Chva_Ce_pjeal Trelawny is acutally my favorite character I'd love a game where you play as him as a con man maybe hosea instead
He looks like Luke Rockhold
Everyone: talking about how hot micah is
Me: javier has the ugliest beard ever
And you can't remove it
I don't see anythin wrong with Javier
@@user-ly3sy8cb1j that poor dude didn't go past the puberty stages of beard and he's already like 31
@@merizalderestrepo1773 he shaves it to look that way.
@@Venomonomonom I lived with him. I think I should know better
@@merizalderestrepo1773 ok don’t act like you are Charles he clearly shaves it like that
Trelawny straight up looks like Michael Fassbender without his mustache.
You should go behind the cutscenes for the boat sinking after the st Denis bank robbery
Yo, Micah looks a lot more like a villain without his beard
He does?
Nqh
And less like a rat
2:06 this guy clearly doesn't have a plan
Bill without beard is like Trevor in gta v
0:57 never laughed so hard in my life
+1
Pearson with a beard: 🧔
Pearson without a beard: 😶
🧔>😶
Therapist: "clean shaven micah isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Clean shaven Micah: 0:06
*rat
Trelawny looks like a mixture between Arthur and Michael
Javier with facial hair: **Javier**
Javier without facial hair:
**STILL JAVIER**
Hey he shaved uncle😂
Arthur Morgan he did brother
2 Arthur's? What the hell is going on?
@Arthur Morgan just fine and dandy boah🤠
@Arthur Morgan alright i'll leave you to it
Okay Arthur
Micah looks like he could be a functioning member of society shaved
1:46 Arthur really looks handsome.1:56 John Marston also looks attractive.
Thank u
@@arthurmorgan7517 wtf Arthur get back to camp
Dutch Van Der Linde 😂
Dutch Van Der Linde hello dutch
@@no-hi2mr so dutch what is the plan
Shaved Micah 8 eight years later, dresses with elegant clothes would be a great final duel boss
I love how you just said “Fuck it, full length for Arthur and John”
1:17 Trelawney looks like Michael De Santa
I can see the similarities
Yeah he iz looks like me
Eh, more like Bruce Wayne to me
More like aged Max Payne from Max Payne 2
Nah Trelawny wasn’t fat
0:38 Bill without his beard looks like chief hopper from stranger things
Micah and trelawny looks real fine 👌
Trelawny looks so damn hot
@@edotendo2196 agreed
1:42
Wtf I can never get Arthur's beard that long
hair tonic
1:40 Arthur's canon beard.
Don't think so.
Нет!!!.😠
0:46
Mr Pearson looks like Nikolai from Call of Duty MW 2019
ngl micah do be looking fresh with that clean cut
0:56 looks like Red's, I mean, Uncle's scars have disappeared
His Lumbago was cured
Swanson just looks like doc to back to the future to me
Like folks says in my country: The beard is the men's natural make up".
Barba é a maquiagem natural dos homens
Does anyone get a glitch in the An Honest Mistake mission when the law catches them and Uncle has no heard?
Yeah, i was traumatized
What build are you guys on? I didn’t notice that.
When I play as Arthur, I keep his face clean shaven. His deterioration of health look more pronounced on his face without excess facial hair.
I just keep him a short stache.
Выбритый Артур это канон
@@newfic2290no?
Bill willasomn looks like Trevor from gta 5 😝😝
Edit: OMG THANK YOU I NEVER HAD THIS MUCH
😂😂😂
AND YOU !!!!!!!!!!! PANTS OFF NOW !!!!!!
you remember it ?
The mission with lazlow , trevor and michael
@@user-mc8hm2ws1e Yes I do
Bill Williamson Huffs Gas
0:24 Ah yes, facial hair removed
Pearson with stache: Pearson
Pearson without stach: e g g
Yo, Micha straight up looked like Ewan McGregor with the short hair
Indeed he did.
Dutch looks like young Dutch in the picture near Arthur’s bed
0:55 I can explain folks...
IT'S THE LUMBAGO
M Z
Damn it! I was gonna say that!
"Im gonna shave my beard" - Uncle
Me: nooooo uncle please DOOOONT
Oh no, now I’m Micah's Simp