A frightened man comes into the KGB building. "My talking parrot has disappeared." "That's not the kind of case we handle. You gotta go to the criminal police." "I know that I must go to them. I'm here just to tell you that I disagree with everything that parrot says."
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"we can say anything?" *expects something awful* "Goddamn it."
I love these 2
A frightened man comes into the KGB building.
"My talking parrot has disappeared."
"That's not the kind of case we handle. You gotta go to the criminal police."
"I know that I must go to them. I'm here just to tell you that I disagree with everything that parrot says."
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#2 on the list?
Parrots
RIP Alice.
Norm was a great Turn of the Century Writer. Funny stuff.
I love these 4
Birds are the ultimate pet from a comedic potential standpoint. But I'd still get a dog instead.
Norm macdonald = legend
Oh, see he's a number now.
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I never realized that Billy Bob Thornton and Nicholas Cage sound similar.
Adam's parrot keeps saying tugs not hugs...wonder why?
Where’s this from?
norm mcdonald podcast
Norm Macdonald Live season 1 episode 5, with Billy Bob Thornton.
I love cheese