Let's Make Some Jokes Together! - Brentalfloss
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- čas přidán 20. 01. 2021
- This week, I'm gonna set up some jokes in the style of my party game "Use Your Words," and I'm inviting you to write the punchlines in the comments! Check em out, and if you haven't tried Use Your Words yet, get it on your PC or console! Get more information about it at useyourwords.lol
Background music was written by ME! It's called "Taking a Stroll Theme" and the only other place it (currently) exists on the internet is here:
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Like I said, you can support my channel by trying out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" on your PC or console! It's currently available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, Steam, and even the Wii U! Get more information about it at useyourwords.lol - Hry
3: Memorizes his lines.
1. “Ah yes. I have incurable hand cancer.”
Damnit, there's no way I can beat that
1: Why thank you. These are the largest hands in my entire collection.
2: Then we try to get all the milk out!
3: Has a lot of money and is willing to give it all away.
1. You know what they say:
Big hands, big gloves. Right?!
2. Buy one get one Whoppers at Burger King.
3. Helps Brent by commenting on his videos.
1: “Don't jump to conclusions. I _will_ disappoint.“
1: Funny, I... was about to say the same to you.
1. "You should see my gloves."
2. "Then we crush all the ants together"
3. "Can open a jar"
1. “First thing I noticed about you, was your Big Feet.”
2. “Then it’s time to Turn and Cough.”
3. “Not name a Child after himself.”
HOLD THE F UP. You made Use Your Words!? So many late nights shaking the roof with laughter at my friend's house, dude!
There's a bunch of videos on this CZcams channel advertising it!
@@thekiss2083 I subbed ages ago but I think I forgot to hit that bell
#1. “You could tell they weren’t feet, even with shoes over them?”
3. A man is useful if he....uh.....
"Has a good sausage! Yes! A big, well aged, sausage! With lots of spice!"
1# the fact that you didn’t notice I’m not wearing pants depresses me greatly.
1. "It's a condition! Don't judge me!"
2. "Then do your best Madonna impression."
3. "Doesn't try to cook dinner again!"
1. "Chernobyl's had it's effects, hasn't it?"
2. "Get to milkin' those cows!"
3. "Chooses me! It's for your own good."
1: why thank you! I'm not self conscious at all...
Bought this game but I didn’t know you made it, was pretty fun.
Also,
3. “Does nothing”
1. "With great hands comes great responsibility."
2. "Now don't you dare stop this madness."
3. "Admits defeat, yeah, he does."
1. "Good, I am glad it wasn't this horrible growth on my chest."
2. "Then we jingle the jangles all about."
3. "Cries, yeah, cries"
1. "I mean, I have to compensate somehow..."
2. "I don't know what I'm singing about."
3. "Dies."
#3 was perfect
Yeah, I’ll admit it. 3 got me good
#1
"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hands. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
1: "Thanks, I get them from my mother"
2: "And then we milk the cow"
3: "Doesn't forget his line"
2. "Then we plump up our busts!"
1. Yeah; my facepalms can be heard from several city blocks away.
2. Feeling the burn? Just wait for the mandatory tango section!
3. Drinks a full glass of 'uice!
1. "Excuse me, do I know you?"
2. "and put it back in, and shake it all about!"
3. "...has a good memory!"
1. All the better to hug you with!
2. Then we beg for food!
3. Washes the dishes
3. is emotionally available to his partner!
2. “And then you SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE!”
3. “Respects Girls AND the elders.. but mostly elders”
1: Ah I see you've met my brother, though he just prefers Hans.
2: And wear a more supportive bra
3: Turns up to the wedding on time and sober!
1. "Yes, those are my sunday ones."
2. "Now please dont think anything wrong, I beg you."
3. "If he would kill another one without hesitation."
#1 Well, you know what they say. Big hands, cold heart... Wait...
#2 Then we check for potentially cancerous lumps.
#3 Brings pizza.
1. "Weird, most people notice my lack of pants first."
2. "Now we limber up and poke each others' nose!"
3. "Listens to women trying to help him."
1: "They look like big strong hands, don't they?"
2: "You got big bones, that's what I'm about"
3: "Pays child support."
1 "Well, you can't have them."
1. "They're not mine, but thanks."
#1 well the first thing i noticed about you were your large milk dispensers
2. Then let me have a look at them honkers
1. You know what they say about people who have big hams. Wait, hams or hands?
2. Cup your jugs and ballroom dance!
3. If he can give birth! A man is useful if he can give birth!
As a Russian, I was extremely surprised to see on the video's thumbnail none other than the famous Soviet/Russian actor Mikhail Pugovkin as Yashka from the Wedding in Malinovka, a 1967 musical comedy about the Russian Civil War.
1 You didn't notice my clown shoes
2 fish for dirty jokes
3 shuts up
1- Yes, i'm a real succesfull gynecologist.
2- My balls are really heavy, it's a real burden
3- Doesn't forget his lines !
2 then we flop the ears of the dog
3 when he deletes his browser history
1. You should see my husband’s hands.
2. Shake them twins all about (And do the hanky panky)
3. Leaves his wallet on the dresser.
1: “Better to f- no. NO! WE’RE NOT GOING THAT FAR!”
1. My hands aren't the only things are Big
2. Do the DK rap for a second
3: If he knows Brentalfloss and plays Super Mario Land
A man is useful if... uh...
Eats 37 pounds of mac and cheese in 12 minutes.
I'm sorry this one was just for my self esteem
1: Well, it’s kinda hard to hide them but they make up for my tiny feet.
2: And now we hug. Manly secret handshake!
3: Is silent (yeah, if he’s silent) [silent]
1. I heard they're great at waving goodbye.
1. You got me. I was the one who strangled Grimace.
2. Then you lose any and all control of your bodily functions!
3. finishes his sentences.
#1. All the better to plow your large....tracts of land with.
#2. Then we shake out the cramp that pose gives us.
#3. Remembers to put the seat down.
1. Thanks, they are locally grown!
#1 Well, you know what they say about big hands......
1. Well... I WAS strangling you at the time. What a crazy mix-up!
#1 It's my elephantitus.
1.) I guess my shirt wasn’t distracting enough.
2.) Now the brawling can commence!
3.) Mains Kirby! Mains Kirby!
1. My big hands are stuck to this railing and I need help.
1. Actually, they aren't my hands. I'm borrowing them.
3. Sings soprano. Sings soprano.
...yes, I'm skipping the second one.
#3
Beats his kids in a Bloodborne speedrun
#2 then let those granny clackers hit the floor!
“Even if you’ve played 50 hours of Use Your Words”
Me: Wdym “even if”?
#3 makes you laugh
1. “Yeah, they got caught under a steamroller...”
1. That's why the director asked me to help hold up this green screen.
2. Now it's time to put out!
1. "Lady, you want to see big, look lower." 2. "Flaunt your melons for Mother Russia!" 3. "If he cleans the house and takes care of the children!"
3: (all girls together) “if he can kiss the clam!”
1 Ah, yes. You should see my brothers!
1. I believe this means you know size truely does matter.
2. Then compare the size of our hands!
3. ...has hands! Big hands!
1. Yeah there are the world hairiest hands so
2. Bounce the two balls
3. Yodels
1: Gee thanks, I got them for my birthday.
I missed this legend
my top fav video was
1.cave story had lyrics
2. tetris had lyrics
1. big hams
2. bub moment LMAOAMMAOAMOAMOOALLALALALAMLLMALMA
3. larg pp yeggs
#3 Can make Kirby look scary
1. My eyes are up here you, pervert
2. Now jiggle. Im a very lonely man
3. Can carry all tge grocery bags in one trip
2: Then force feed Weird Al some sauerkraut.
1# ah yes i got these by years of "training"
2# drippy melons
3# shaving
3. Remembers his lines!
1: (insert overused sex joke)
2: (insert overused racist joke)
3: (insert random gibberish)
Sounds fun.
Number Two: Next you grope! U~ntil they sa~y no!
#3 Brental-Flosses
3: thinks with his other head no matter how small it may be.
3. If he can convince Brentalfloss to do a Bloodborne with lyrics.
3. “Does the dishes!”
The perfect game for monolinguals!
I have a whole body to look at and you focus on my hands?
1. What the heck do you eat before bed?
1. Well, you know what they say about men with big hands...
2. Then we bounce the girls about!
3. Does his own laundry!
2. Then we have a throw down!
2. Then you toss two coconuts!
3. Plays with the Man In The Boat
3.Has a good pullout game
names of the films?
2. Ayyy Macarena!
1 - "People yell 'Fat handed twat' at me all the time"
2) ....who needs washboard abs when you're thick and stout.
2. Pick you nose, then shake your hands about (bad meter, but the rhyme is kinda there)
1. I see. Wanna see something bigger?
2. Then you squat and quack
3. Makes his own sandwich.
1. Yes, not small like that Trump guy.
2. Shake your boson at the judges.
3. Last 10 minutes.
Not willing to write my answers to these in a public place!
1. "You know they say about people with big hands? Well, it's not true."
2. "Then we imagine that we are women which is a normal thing that all cis people do regularly."
3. "Enjoys eating box."