Doug Stanhope - Be Careful What You Wish For - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +32

    In the mood for more This Is Not Happening? Watch comedians' most outrageous sex and romance stories here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5p26gyn9MH4nOit3BcfNyYZ.html

  • @Dbeast300
    @Dbeast300 Před 7 lety +4367

    Doug was not nearly as drunk as he should have been, very unprofessional.

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety +16

      Hahhaha so true for Doug

    • @talalahmed608
      @talalahmed608 Před 7 lety +24

      He's drinkin coffee in his latest special. Dougie boy sold out. Still love him though.

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety +85

      Talal Ahmed Doug probably has liver damage severely by now and has to slow down to save his life. Doug out drank and partied me by 20 years and I have a failing liver now on a downward spiral. I guess all the drinking and rampant drug use for 20 years caught up to me. but i do have good stories. Live fast die young. Difference is hopefully for Doug he can afford a liver transplant lol i can't. So life cut me off didn't have to sell out.

    • @babloescobango5143
      @babloescobango5143 Před 7 lety +65

      Jonathan Wright stop whining

    • @djflashb
      @djflashb Před 7 lety +1

      lol

  • @BuickGirl1986
    @BuickGirl1986 Před 4 lety +942

    The fact that hes Depp's closest friend is the coolest thing I know about Depp.

    • @konjurekatrina
      @konjurekatrina Před 4 lety +8

      Bif Webster Johnny doesn’t own The Viper Room anymore

    • @mikefrost8815
      @mikefrost8815 Před 4 lety +19

      Actually.. Marilyn Manson is depps Best friend..

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 Před 4 lety +7

      @Jack MeHoff
      Are you trying to speak?

    • @bryanknechtel8001
      @bryanknechtel8001 Před 3 lety +3

      @Jack MeHoff let me guess, youre a "comedian" too? No wonder I never heard of you

    • @bryanknechtel8001
      @bryanknechtel8001 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jack MeHoff let me guess, youre a "comedian" too? No wonder I never heard of you

  • @MeatMachine69
    @MeatMachine69 Před 4 lety +907

    He looks like Michael Keaton's slightly drunk younger brother

  • @thegreendank1
    @thegreendank1 Před 5 lety +83

    I love that he's not afraid of silence and long pauses and everyone is still hanging on every word. KILLER TERMITES!!!

    • @eladguitar
      @eladguitar Před rokem

      I kinda lost him the entire 2nd half of the show, the whole part about Lorka, it seemed like he just doesn’t know what to say anymore. I’m happy that at least Lorka got hit by a car in the end, it helped him somehow finish the story.

  • @deathjug
    @deathjug Před 7 lety +201

    His audiobook for Digging up Mother is one of the most mind blowing things i have ever heard in my life!I listened to it over 2 days(its almost 13 hours long,well worth the money)at work..it had me laughing AND crying...its a strange light to see Doug in but also its the Doug you know and love.

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 Před 5 lety +12

      His podcast is fucking great. It seems totally disjointed and confusing at first but once you get to know everyone and figure out wtf is going on. You get sucked in beyond belief.

    • @jillmarie9067
      @jillmarie9067 Před 2 lety

      @Josiah Alexander DeLeon : From the look of your list, it would seem you haven't really delved that far into the world of comedy...Its all mainstream ppl, who thru luck or talent, made it to movies...

    • @markbaker5599
      @markbaker5599 Před rokem

      @@Swindel67 he's razor sharp

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 Před rokem +1

      audiobook? What are you Tom Segura?

  • @gamergamer3518
    @gamergamer3518 Před 7 lety +578

    I dig the silence... Especially for this story. It doesn't need to be funny or anything... This is a pretty good story.

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo Před 6 lety +21

      He's strategically pausing for laughter.... That's not coming.

    • @EverlostXP
      @EverlostXP Před 5 lety +9

      GamerGamer yeah I’m on Comedy Central because of a good story not because I wanna fucking laugh.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Před 5 lety

      For this particular story I guess I'd agree. I suppose thats why he put it in a book. Did you happen to buy it? Or did anyone else for that matter?

    • @StaySharp215
      @StaySharp215 Před 4 lety

      @douchemanextreme That is literally why you pay to see a stand up comic.

    • @mikefortier7081
      @mikefortier7081 Před 4 lety +8

      Doug has said that he doesn’t try to tell jokes now, he just says what he thinks and makes it funny. I don’t think he really even considers himself a comedian, but he’s still my favorite

  • @DeadBeatSage
    @DeadBeatSage Před 5 lety +81

    Few people can make a room go, "Oh, shit!" like Stanhope. You gotta strap in and absorb the whole thing or he sounds like a rambling drunk, which he is, but it's also genius comedy. Once Renee vanished from the story and it was just Lorka, I knew something was coming. Dougie never fails to make an impression.

  • @yossarius
    @yossarius Před 3 lety +91

    12:40 "...and I don't know how to close the f*kking deal."
    [Takes long drink to absolute silence]
    Doug Stanhope is a master. An outright artist.

  • @danovichi
    @danovichi Před 7 lety +74

    I could sit and listen to Stanhope tell stories all damn day.

  • @horseytown
    @horseytown Před 7 lety +1146

    Prince of Monaco. He dated Khrystyne Haje.

    • @aych33
      @aych33 Před 5 lety +12

      @2manysecrets because cheating on someone is no different from getting raped/etc....
      r u incel bro?

    • @heli0s2003
      @heli0s2003 Před 5 lety +97

      Silly that they bleep it out but you can just read his lips.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Před 5 lety +116

      @@heli0s2003 Gotta cover their legal bases. How could they have known there'd be so many lip readers watching?

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick Před 5 lety +4

      @@magisterrleth3129 -- Uh, they posted the video on youtube. That's how.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Před 5 lety +94

      @@swiftslick Whoosh. I'm saying this from a legal perspective. Of course they want you to read his lips, then you get the full story. But legally, all they had to do was bleep it.

  • @michaelschumacher4625
    @michaelschumacher4625 Před rokem +11

    Doug Stanhope is the Tom Waits/Charles Bukowski of stand up comedy.

  • @crayfrazer9990
    @crayfrazer9990 Před 6 lety +22

    Started off slow but was killing by the end. Especially that ending. One of the best storytellers around

  • @evilbunnysanta
    @evilbunnysanta Před 7 lety +125

    Leave it to Stanhope to tell story about a moment that lasted a fraction of a second and is terrifying and make it hilarious and meaningful.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle Před 3 lety +65

    There is nobody like Stanhope.

  • @jontnoneya3404
    @jontnoneya3404 Před 5 lety +1190

    STOP
    PUTTING
    SPOILERS, PUNCHLINES, TAG LINES, ETC
    AT THE
    FRONT
    OF THE
    VIDEOS
    You're ruining the comedic bits!
    Stop doing this....it isn't necessary.

    • @bishopmccoy1274
      @bishopmccoy1274 Před 5 lety +12

      Jont Noneya pleeeeease i agree

    • @drexyspivey
      @drexyspivey Před 5 lety +11

      I beg everyone to listen to this person!!!!

    • @zombiemachinery4868
      @zombiemachinery4868 Před 5 lety +10

      Is it too hard to forward the video manually?

    • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
      @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu Před 5 lety +25

      @@zombiemachinery4868 That's what I started doing, but they shouldn't be doing that to begin with...

    • @marchofthelorex238
      @marchofthelorex238 Před 4 lety +6

      The story loses none of its funny because of that in fact I want to hear it even more. Hearing the punchline first means I really want to hear what crazy stuff lead up to that. The story is the funny here not the punchline, that is the end.

  • @siulumlion
    @siulumlion Před 5 lety +22

    When he said "All my friends," it reminded me of Bukowski in Barfly.

  • @thecampfire4877
    @thecampfire4877 Před 5 lety +423

    Stanhope looks like a substitute teacher

    • @drewtoop3743
      @drewtoop3743 Před 5 lety +26

      Or a used car salesman.

    • @seriousbismuth2173
      @seriousbismuth2173 Před 5 lety +10

      Funny, because he's actually a Mayor.

    • @aryka922
      @aryka922 Před 4 lety +1

      Stanhope looks like my dad. True story.

    • @thor335
      @thor335 Před 4 lety +3

      Where did you go to school?

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 Před 4 lety +5

      Having been a substitute, I'd wager the alcoholism is more in line with that job than the outfit.

  • @dying_allthetime
    @dying_allthetime Před 4 lety +23

    I didn't expect the story to end like that either 😂😂😂

  • @vinm3630
    @vinm3630 Před 6 lety +25

    Doug is a living legend. I hope to see him live one day.

  • @shaunreinert5202
    @shaunreinert5202 Před rokem +5

    Still my favorite This is Not Happening.
    It says "Uncensored" but Doug finds a way to get censored.

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC Před 7 lety +87

    Fucking legend.

  • @Glowsticks1000
    @Glowsticks1000 Před 7 lety +679

    The fact he openly admits this was improvised shows why he is in the top 5 comedians of all time

    • @lush_carter
      @lush_carter Před 7 lety +5

      Elliot Brown where does he say this??

    • @Glowsticks1000
      @Glowsticks1000 Před 7 lety +31

      On his podcast

    • @biggun4720
      @biggun4720 Před 7 lety +47

      It's a story, of course it's off the cuff. Not a part of his act.

    • @510tuber
      @510tuber Před 7 lety +33

      How does that show he's in the top 5? Saying it's improvised is more impressive than saying it's not whether it's a good or bad set. That's like saying, "the fact that a battle rapper admitted his battle rap was improvised shows he's in the top 5"....it just doesn't make sense.

    • @TigerMeadows
      @TigerMeadows Před 7 lety

      Umm, it actually happened.

  • @michaelkrieger3652
    @michaelkrieger3652 Před 3 lety +28

    One of the most honest and sincere comedy sets EVER! Doug leaves his fucking heart on the stage. Couragious. Love ur work, Doug.

  • @stonercommando2458
    @stonercommando2458 Před 3 lety +6

    thats the most romantic story from Doug I've ever heard

  • @Ianspiegel
    @Ianspiegel Před 7 lety +70

    The man literally has it down to an art.

  • @scottrackley4457
    @scottrackley4457 Před 7 lety +198

    Saw him in chattanooga a few weeks ago, working on new material, as Doug does. He tore it up as usual, I had the table by the stage door. Got to shake his hand as he went off set. A very real cool guy. You guys are going to love the new material.

    • @Jefft860
      @Jefft860 Před 5 lety +3

      Scott Rackley Bro I was there too!

    • @joenunez2880
      @joenunez2880 Před 5 lety +3

      Maybe ill get to shake your hand some day as i got to make my way to Clarksville 😩

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias Před 4 lety +4

      I met him a few years ago in Cardiff, he did a set and after me and a bunch of mates decided to go to a back alley bar only to see Doug sat at the table next to us, we spent the night getting shit faced with him and Bingo. Really cool dude

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 Před 4 lety +6

      @@TheScottelias yeah, same here, after the set in chattanooga, he went to a bar he alluded to. Everyone who was savvy knew which bar it was. So here's Doug just being regular guy and never paid for a drink, think we pitched in for a limo and the bartender called it in to get him back to hotel. His driver had long called it quits, it was like 4am. Prolly why he likes chattown and keeps coming back, we take care of him.

    • @billydaniel5029
      @billydaniel5029 Před 2 lety

      Chatt town for life!!

  • @slamjackson2137
    @slamjackson2137 Před 3 lety +9

    Just the energy in the room tells me this man is a legend.

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig Před 7 lety +52

    Great to see Stanhope still sharp. Excellent stand-up.

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole Před 4 lety +3

      I’ve been a fan for decades. Gotta say I didn’t think he’d be sharper at 2020 than 2010. His last special is HILARIOUS.

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon Před 7 lety +81

    This slowburn routine is well worth the superb payoff at the end.

  • @WisKrisKar
    @WisKrisKar Před rokem +3

    Doug is the level of comic where his work just breaks your heart... breaks that heart into dust with the pain and the hurt.... but somehow makes you laugh. Laugh hard.

  • @Innomen
    @Innomen Před 3 lety +41

    Story tellers for a thousand generations have been critical to human development. This man is a walking monument to that impossibly ancient tradition. Here is a human being who would be as important 200,000 years ago as he is today. Telling a tale, surrounded by people simply pleased to be in earshot. Sharing a mind. Excellent.

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 Před 7 lety +28

    Probably the best one ever. He is a legend for a reason.

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman Před 7 lety +11

      he's a cool dude, he gave me a thirty buck tip just for a few pizzas and was really nice

  • @Slobber88
    @Slobber88 Před 7 lety +29

    In this uncensored video Doug shows he's really good at making a high pitch mechanical bleep noise twice.

  • @rickdrunkan3645
    @rickdrunkan3645 Před 4 lety +13

    Doug is a legend. Just look at how Ari introduced him. He was almost flustered.

  • @user-wv7nn5qv2v
    @user-wv7nn5qv2v Před 4 měsíci +1

    Nobody, I mean nobody, tells a story like Doug. Love his existence in the world...

  • @coldskyrim
    @coldskyrim Před 7 lety +165

    doug stanhope the underground legend

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole Před 4 lety +1

      He’s like a comedy assassin. Favorite comic hands down.

    • @jbird4754
      @jbird4754 Před 3 lety

      ...above ground

    • @aubreyfinn4450
      @aubreyfinn4450 Před 3 lety

      Nah. I couldn't sit through ten minutes. It sounds like your washed up uncle's stories of greater days. His older shit was so much tighter, aggressive and more condensed. He's meandering as shit on this.

  • @kaisersozay8978
    @kaisersozay8978 Před 3 lety +7

    Only the great Doug Stanhope can tell a story with such a big build and such a contrastingly abrupt ending, and have it be satisfying, entertaining, dark, AND funny!

  • @riggsd7550
    @riggsd7550 Před 6 lety +10

    14 minutes not one joke yet still Doug had me entertained every second of it shows his comedic intellect. The ones who hate dirty comedy yet know the structure of jokes or story telling formats they cant denney his abilities

  • @mummyjohn
    @mummyjohn Před 3 lety +11

    "We have a repertoire, we're talking..."

  • @jimjima1
    @jimjima1 Před 7 lety +50

    Wow, Stanhope is a master of his craft. One of the most underrated comics, one of the best storytellers.

  • @checkurbrainfly
    @checkurbrainfly Před 7 lety +61

    Oh man this was so good , I give it 11 beers out of a case and 6 puffs outta joint

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety

      How big are we going to roll it? I can make some killer joints putting together like 5 papers lol.

    • @checkurbrainfly
      @checkurbrainfly Před 7 lety

      I can make Origami type joints like the "Dragon puff"

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety

      checkurbrainfly Lets kick it haha

    • @checkurbrainfly
      @checkurbrainfly Před 7 lety

      kick "it" you mean like a midget to make a field goal?

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety

      checkurbrainfly Where are you from? I guess growing up in Southern Cali' kick it is a normal word for me for lets hang out and smoke. It's legal to just go buy it at the store. Im 31... been smoking herb since i was 13. But your probably just trolling the shit out of me cause of been bar hopping and a lil tipsy

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack Před 6 lety +136

    "He's the prince of Monaco."

    • @enkelito1
      @enkelito1 Před 2 lety +6

      @@AKdaJuiceGuy but cannes is located in france not far away from monaco and monaco it's a principality

    • @dunsmoregaines4239
      @dunsmoregaines4239 Před 2 lety

      @@AKdaJuiceGuy Monaco

    • @N0R3M4C
      @N0R3M4C Před 2 lety

      I thought he said Prince of Bel-Air...

  • @Ianspiegel
    @Ianspiegel Před 4 měsíci +1

    7 years after first commenting on this video, and I'm still here.
    Any long time fans of Stanhope may recall that he has a bit on one of his specials (I think it was a closing bit) where he describes how envious he is of the incident that happened at seaworld; where the trainer got dragged down into the tank by her hair and held there for 45 minutes, all whilst families with children looked on in shock. "It sounded like the perfect amount of horror meets irony" was, I think, the general gist of what he was getting at. I think he managed to encapsulate that vibe perfectly with this 15-minute story.

  • @DanielZeal
    @DanielZeal Před 7 lety +52

    His Ralphie May impression is spot on!

  • @chrisroger4416
    @chrisroger4416 Před 7 lety +99

    he actually looks a lot healthier here compared to old videos. less bloated. I think he's cut down on the drinking

    • @mountainlocale259
      @mountainlocale259 Před 4 lety +1

      no lol this would be him promoting his book tour, he was so fucked up doing this. him and Chad Shank spent a podcast putting together 2 weeks after this. Classic.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Před 2 lety +2

    Equal parts casual and absolutely surgical simultaneously, without any effort at all. Eternally one of the GOAT

  • @248jpfulton
    @248jpfulton Před 3 lety +1

    Doug Stanhope is an underrated national treasure.

  • @antebellum606
    @antebellum606 Před 7 lety +155

    My public library doesn`t have this book.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 7 lety +2

      did you request that they get it? If you ask, perhaps they will. Or just buy the damn thing at a used book store.

    • @antebellum606
      @antebellum606 Před 7 lety +5

      D.E.B. B I will buy the damn thing at a bookstore, otherwise the Liberians we never talk to me again.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 7 lety +8

      Rum Ham Stop typing when you're drunk, or perhaps you're really going to Liberia.

    • @antebellum606
      @antebellum606 Před 7 lety +4

      D.E.B. B Early morning typing is to blame. I spelled librarians wrong so the spell check gave me the closest thing to what I spelled, which was Liberians. Liberians come from the country Liberia. I thought it was odd to leave that in the sentence, given the context, so I left it. Incongruity is a form of hummus.

    • @priscillawilson2634
      @priscillawilson2634 Před 7 lety +1

      It's new. But you can ask the library to get it.

  • @jonathanwright2925
    @jonathanwright2925 Před 7 lety +7

    Ill always love Doug Stanhope

  • @RockeroNato
    @RockeroNato Před 3 lety +12

    Doug is a master at atory telling, and putting the heartache out there in a honest and heartful way

  • @chrismoreno2394
    @chrismoreno2394 Před 5 lety +5

    Doug is one of the greatest comediens of all time.

  • @iceman555559
    @iceman555559 Před 7 lety +44

    quality over quantity with Doug . That ending punchline was amazing.

  • @lordmcted
    @lordmcted Před 7 lety +97

    completely unrelated note, does anyone like racing? i hear MONACO is great.

  • @Tattootin
    @Tattootin Před 4 lety

    I have never heard it soooo quiet, for Doug! Damn, these people know what a treat this is.

  • @shhmypupissleepin3015
    @shhmypupissleepin3015 Před 3 lety +2

    My memory is so bad I’ve listened to this multiple times and it’s like hearing the first time every time

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole Před 7 lety +6

    Doug Stanhope! The one and fucking only...

  • @psilocyboid
    @psilocyboid Před 7 lety +588

    He's still wearing the thrift store price tag on his jacket.

    • @aperture413
      @aperture413 Před 7 lety +46

      Blingin

    • @brianmccall452
      @brianmccall452 Před 7 lety +46

      That's is homage to Minnie Pearl.

    • @cjok8367
      @cjok8367 Před 6 lety +25

      He said once that he spent a lot of time & energy into putting those suits together. Can't figure out why I'm srarting to find them sexy. My father never wore one.

    • @scotthall7307
      @scotthall7307 Před 6 lety +12

      The answer to that is obvious: Doug Stanhope. The guy's got swagger like a god if he puts it on you bet your ass its getting worn hard.

    • @keiroman1684
      @keiroman1684 Před 6 lety +3

      That's the original tags, manufacturer's label! So bling the thing goes 'ting'.

  • @hitensangani
    @hitensangani Před 6 lety +2

    Doug stanhope + run the jewels .... damn my two favs

  • @stepitupandgo67
    @stepitupandgo67 Před 5 lety +4

    One of the all time greats imho...long live Stanhope!!!

  • @GuineaJay
    @GuineaJay Před 6 lety +7

    Stanhope is a treasure

  • @Ryan-9000
    @Ryan-9000 Před 7 lety +5

    Stanhope hands down one of the best out there :D Love him!

  • @jaynsilentboom
    @jaynsilentboom Před 2 lety +1

    Pure gold. And I’ve been missing it. Doug where have you been all my life.

  • @joeymanson2222
    @joeymanson2222 Před 4 lety +1

    That is just comedy gold.
    He deliberately made it bleak until the end. And then knock punch while ur still in shock and processing. Fkn genius.
    Doug rocks!

    • @GP-ff8en
      @GP-ff8en Před 3 lety

      Some of the stupidest shit I've ever watched/listened to and we are all now dumber for listening to this dumb This Is Not Happening bullshit clip. Dudes never been funny.

  • @HotFriesify
    @HotFriesify Před 7 lety +422

    One of the greatest story tellers of all time.

    • @Colonel1954Dz
      @Colonel1954Dz Před 7 lety +11

      He kind of stutters a lot though? I like his unusual style but it's a bit too slow and repetitive.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 Před 7 lety +12

      Colonel, That's just because he's a raging alcoholic. This show is also different from the standard stand up comedy format. You can find a lot of his specials on youtube to get an impression.

    • @JohnnaSmith
      @JohnnaSmith Před 7 lety +25

      he appeals to people with attention spans, that appreciate a slow build, and don't see a good call back as being repetitive.

    • @stevenewsom3269
      @stevenewsom3269 Před 6 lety +5

      Genius visionary revolutionary

    • @BUSTRCHERRI
      @BUSTRCHERRI Před 6 lety +3

      He's not any more that's for sure. I couldn't make it 3 minutes.

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 Před 7 lety +11

    He looks so much better.

  • @akakgak
    @akakgak Před 2 lety +2

    The Coach & Horse on Sunset was one of the finest 'corner bars' on Earth. Always rock'n'roll. Always a rotating cast. Always cool barkeeps. Always reasonable patrons. When i return to L.A. that The Coach isn't still there is one of the biggest heartaches around.

  • @johntaylor4150
    @johntaylor4150 Před 3 lety

    long time fan of Stanhope...hadn't heard/looked for anything new in years...this is Exactly what I would hope to hear from him. So dark, so perfect, so you. thank you for a voice to which only you can speak.

  • @tezzo55
    @tezzo55 Před 7 lety +3

    None better! The master. i love Stanhope, genius!

  • @Jarl_Thidrandi
    @Jarl_Thidrandi Před 7 lety +282

    STOP PUTTING THE JOKE IN THE PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq Před 4 lety +2

      ease up on the rules, pal

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P Před 4 lety +2

      @Erasmus the blasphemous haha he meant in the preview clip before the episode starts, they always play the punchlines before it starts.

    • @6plus6bar
      @6plus6bar Před 4 lety

      @@Chris-P It's CZcams, skip ahead.

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P Před 4 lety

      @@6plus6bar oh I know, was just explaining what the poster meant.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer Před 4 lety

      @@6plus6bar Yeah, and CZcams is literally giving people the attention span of a toddler

  • @johne.nobody2946
    @johne.nobody2946 Před 2 lety

    Doug’s an absolute idol, in my opinion. If for nothing else, you have to respect his brutal candor. I’ve yet to see him live, but it’s on my list, especially since his liver is just a ticking time bomb.

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 Před 3 lety +2

    Doug Stanhope is a bloody legend and I wish I didn't miss him because I went to Bali

  • @VECTeezy
    @VECTeezy Před 7 lety +31

    FUUUUUUCK yes. FINALLY they have Stanhope on here who is 1 of the most perfect ideal comics for this show & Drunk History! Got me a blunt ready for this. Doug is so epic!

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety Před 3 lety +4

      Something tells me you have blunts ready for almost anything

    • @VECTeezy
      @VECTeezy Před 3 lety +2

      @@DSPHistoricalSociety very true, but mainly for the great stuff I look forward to.

  • @jeffreysullivan9136
    @jeffreysullivan9136 Před 7 lety +77

    The man is a national treasure.

  • @guignolfest
    @guignolfest Před 5 lety +1

    Doug is number one! Best comic standing. And we love a lot of comics!

  • @redshiftexperiment
    @redshiftexperiment Před 4 lety +2

    He has progressed and gotten so damn good.. love that .. and yeah its three years old!!

  • @iceflameproductionz
    @iceflameproductionz Před 7 lety +44

    i love dougs shit so much i was wondering where the story was going but once it wrapped up i realize it was told perfectly

  • @changospank1
    @changospank1 Před 7 lety +62

    i was about to give up but glad i didn't and you shouldn't either.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 lety +1

      Second time I've watched this, and I still can't believe he just left us like that.. sometimes you let life shape art.

  • @johnaverydiamzon7953
    @johnaverydiamzon7953 Před 6 lety +1

    That was some dark and sad story. Doug is something else.

  • @TonyTheBassPlayer1
    @TonyTheBassPlayer1 Před 3 lety +8

    "I didn't expect this story to end that way either." Love it

  • @your_local_idiot27
    @your_local_idiot27 Před 7 lety +53

    This was the best 14 min Shit I ever took.

  • @poopmcgee555
    @poopmcgee555 Před 7 lety +4

    God-fucking-damnit......................... I love this man.

  • @GilbertsGrapes
    @GilbertsGrapes Před 3 lety

    Doug Stanhope is my spirit animal

  • @scottsmith8162
    @scottsmith8162 Před 4 lety +12

    Lee Syatt laughing at 13:04

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 Před 7 lety +5

    he's a master of comedians, or a comedian's comedian, that shit, hes a fantastic storyteller

  • @dirkbowman946
    @dirkbowman946 Před 7 lety +9

    Killer termites in the fuckin house

  • @dragomirmarinov3891
    @dragomirmarinov3891 Před 5 lety

    The story has such palpable atmosphere. Amazing work.

  • @user-ci3ub4sh4c
    @user-ci3ub4sh4c Před 6 lety

    a most honest and heartfelt story from a master

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 Před 7 lety +45

    his book is great btw.

    • @jayman7752
      @jayman7752 Před 7 lety

      Doyle Hodges really? I've asked my mum to get me it for Christmas

  • @Rob-ue6ij
    @Rob-ue6ij Před 7 lety +14

    This is why Stanhope is one of the best ever. He has a million great stories and bits he could have murdered with but he just improvises a random story, keeps you hanging and hanging with story line not worrying about getting laughs through it, sounding like one of your friends telling you a common story, and then he fucking drills you at the end.

  • @seanmehegan3213
    @seanmehegan3213 Před 5 lety +1

    Probably watched this 5 times and still laugh. Doug is stupid talented

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 Před 3 lety +2

    He's simply the very BEST around!

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 Před 4 lety +5

    The look of horror on their faces at the end hahahaha

  • @silentdecay
    @silentdecay Před 7 lety +5

    3min in, the best & relatable male oops heart story.

    • @silentdecay
      @silentdecay Před 7 lety +3

      8min.... "AWE! NOOOOOOOOO!" sorry Doug

  • @markbaker5599
    @markbaker5599 Před 3 lety +1

    And that is how you tell a story

  • @mrsuloo69
    @mrsuloo69 Před 6 lety +2

    Without a doubt my favorite ending to any joke or story ever

  • @SkeleMusic
    @SkeleMusic Před 5 lety +7

    Always look both ways when crossing sunset kiddos

  • @lukewarmwater5320
    @lukewarmwater5320 Před 3 lety +11

    I think besides how funny his storytelling is, his unabashed emotional frailty and vulnerability really connects him with with his audience...

  • @jacksonharvey1225
    @jacksonharvey1225 Před 3 lety

    absolute master of storytelling.

  • @simon01ize
    @simon01ize Před 5 lety +2

    Came back to watch again its that good!!