Batman - All Movies Reviewed pt. 1

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
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    0:00 - Intro
    2:28 - Batman '66
    12:42 - Batman '89
    22:00 - Batman Returns
    36:13 - Batman Forever
    48:38 - Batman and Robin
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  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 6 měsíci +3696

    Batman confirming that alcoholics are in fact, still human beings, was a big moment

    • @albertmendez8174
      @albertmendez8174 Před 6 měsíci +32

      My worlds colliding Marcus Patterrz, Breadsword and Gameboyluke cage lock four way

    • @nat_is_kinda_dumb4421
      @nat_is_kinda_dumb4421 Před 6 měsíci +62

      I felt so seen when he said that honestly

    • @Heisenburger1050
      @Heisenburger1050 Před 6 měsíci +1

      didn't expect to see you here but hi

    • @razamirza5841
      @razamirza5841 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Is that Daniel "Patterrz" Patterson I spy?

    • @scarlettmccain
      @scarlettmccain Před 6 měsíci +4

      Whoa when worlds collide. A CZcamsr I like watching ANOTHER CZcamsr I like 😌🤯😂

  • @toucaninatophat4530
    @toucaninatophat4530 Před 6 měsíci +3943

    When Robin first walks into the batcave and says, "This thing is nicer than my apartment," it was truly a display of masterful writing.

  • @alien4292
    @alien4292 Před 4 měsíci +379

    I will say there’s a line in Batman and Robin that I unironically love, and it’s from Alfred when Bruce is asking Alfred if he has any regrets about being the butler to the Wayne’s and whatnot Alfred responds with: “my only regret is that I could not be out there with you”
    Like that just feels so fatherly and wholesome from Alfred

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Před měsícem +16

      Alfred's actor definitely understood the assignment, which is funny since him and Gordon are the only two actors to be in ALL 4 80s-90s live action films

  • @baval5
    @baval5 Před 4 měsíci +216

    12:42
    Hmm, you gave Adam West a B. B is for Batman, but B also sounds like Bee, the number one pollinator for plants. Plants are controlled by the nefarious Poison Ivy. Ivy is also the name of a League of schools known world wide for being among the best. Best also rhymes with West.... Great Scott Robin, he named Adam West the Best Batman!

    • @GPS_DS
      @GPS_DS Před 2 měsíci +10

      I can’t say I disagree with that title.

  • @damonedrington3453
    @damonedrington3453 Před 6 měsíci +1603

    “What has yellow skin and writes?”
    “A ballpoint banana”
    “Right”
    All this being said with completely straight faces had me in genuine tears

    • @octochan
      @octochan Před 6 měsíci +12

      Unfortunately I lack the gene to process that sort of thing as 'funny', so all I could do was go "what?!"

    • @dezzyschannel3078
      @dezzyschannel3078 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@octochanDamn I'm sorry you lack that gene. Hope you develop it, so stupid things can be funny.

    • @tridonstrident6785
      @tridonstrident6785 Před 6 měsíci +82

      @@octochan cool man

    • @hastyscorpion
      @hastyscorpion Před 5 měsíci

      @@octochansucks for you man.

    • @JJ-to6qu
      @JJ-to6qu Před 5 měsíci +69

      He’s literally holding a pencil when he says it.

  • @Truck-kun11
    @Truck-kun11 Před 6 měsíci +2976

    Batman as a character is absurdly flexible, he works both in more serious and violent stories and in slapstick comedies.

    • @atb1953
      @atb1953 Před 6 měsíci +125

      and we all know Lego Batman and batman 66 are the best

    • @asura7915
      @asura7915 Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@atb1953 nah

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci Před 6 měsíci +76

      And he’s also physically flexible. Capable of splits, and other high level gymnastics.

    • @killert_7759
      @killert_7759 Před 6 měsíci +52

      Batman and Godzilla, the most tonally flexible characters

    • @MutantsInDisguise
      @MutantsInDisguise Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@killert_7759as is Bond

  • @benplsek5760
    @benplsek5760 Před 4 měsíci +1409

    MARCUS ITS BEEN A MONTH WE NEED PART TWO
    UPDATE: IT FINALLY DROPPED LETS GOOOOO

    • @timothymcqueen3408
      @timothymcqueen3408 Před 4 měsíci +50

      The thing is, it just keeps me watching over and over again in anticipation.

    • @Bluefire6567
      @Bluefire6567 Před 4 měsíci +42

      hes prob having copy right issues again

    • @benplsek5760
      @benplsek5760 Před 4 měsíci

      that's a good point@@Bluefire6567

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Bluefire6567 fucking warner brothers

    • @brianmcgirr3115
      @brianmcgirr3115 Před 4 měsíci +17

      Tell him to quit playing BG3 and make some god damn content

  • @rxsiu
    @rxsiu Před 5 měsíci +147

    "I don't give a fuck about the crime rate, I can deal with that. I can get like a Ring doorbell or something." Top tier take

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 Před měsícem +1

      Rent is probably like $12, but the average pay per hour is like 63 cents.

  • @colbyconway1036
    @colbyconway1036 Před 6 měsíci +992

    Reading that bit about “this thing is nicer than my apartment” made me appreciate how great Marcus is

  • @Ringsfan1
    @Ringsfan1 Před 5 měsíci +858

    I almost died laughing at 5:32 with the Bat Ladder. “I’m sorry, this movie is airtight, it might be too smart for me”. Genius

  • @HankSchrader310
    @HankSchrader310 Před 4 měsíci +486

    Part 2 is a mythological creature at this point.

  • @petrusspinelli6661
    @petrusspinelli6661 Před 5 měsíci +133

    Obligatory "i've been waiting for part 2 since last year!" joke

  • @sumthingnvm0
    @sumthingnvm0 Před 5 měsíci +1043

    The part where Batman goes "This thing is nicer than my apartment" is simply my favorite line.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 Před 5 měsíci +28

      Or the part where he goes “This thing is nicer than my apartment”

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Před 5 měsíci +16

      i died when he said "this thing is nicer than my apartment"

    • @Kenanigans_Cafe
      @Kenanigans_Cafe Před 5 měsíci +7

      I have a bumper sticker that says “This thing is nicer than my apartment.”

    • @thedood_bro5021
      @thedood_bro5021 Před 5 měsíci +5

      But when Robin said "This thing is nicer than my apartment" I felt that in my soul

    • @timtwoface
      @timtwoface Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@thedood_bro5021 Yeah Robin also said that when he first went into the Batcave, I remember that well. Alfred's response was even better and had me in stitches.

  • @willandco.9096
    @willandco.9096 Před 6 měsíci +460

    Getting sucked into the world of 80s-90s Batman and seeing the art direction of Gotham City really just makes me think “this thing is nicer than my apartment”

  • @cnsandiford
    @cnsandiford Před 4 měsíci +60

    We need to face the possibility that Marcus died before he got to make pt 2.
    This thing is nicer than my apartment

  • @pdsegura26
    @pdsegura26 Před 4 měsíci +89

    I keep rewatching this video just because I can't with the fact that it's been over a month now, and we still have no Part 2. 😩

  • @kvvvy6359
    @kvvvy6359 Před 5 měsíci +777

    Pairing the "batman moves like a Muppet" line with the clip of Keaton bending at the waist to look upward was perfect

    • @RaysTrains
      @RaysTrains Před 5 měsíci +20

      I died laughing 😂😂😂

    • @onionturtle3295
      @onionturtle3295 Před 5 měsíci +14

      It was nicer than my apartment

    • @happycampermusic181
      @happycampermusic181 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Watching fresh off of RKG cast the muppets as Batman characters in an episode of retry, Disney needs to give us the muppets Batman NOW

  • @OpenDisasterProductions
    @OpenDisasterProductions Před 5 měsíci +396

    The Joker’s backstory is so sad. When he goes into the jail cell and says “This thing is nicer than my apartment”, it made my heart break.

  • @marcinmcula99
    @marcinmcula99 Před 5 měsíci +161

    It's been 3 weeks already. There's still the Nolan trilogy, the batman and the animated movies waiting

    • @evingrindle1929
      @evingrindle1929 Před 5 měsíci +27

      I'm assuming either there's been some technical difficulties like with the Hobbit video or the video is near or over 2 hours long 😭😭

    • @winter236
      @winter236 Před 5 měsíci +35

      I’m glad I’m not the only one looking, Marcus needs to hurry his 5’4 ass up

    • @marcinmcula99
      @marcinmcula99 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@winter236 likely it got blocked by WB

    • @leftistdegeneratejs
      @leftistdegeneratejs Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@marcinmcula99nah he would tell us on twitter if it was blocked, I’m pretty sure he said mid January on his twitter there

    • @joshdaymusiced
      @joshdaymusiced Před 4 měsíci +3

      This was made right before Christmas. Maybe he’s just taking a break.

  • @actualgamerowned
    @actualgamerowned Před 4 měsíci +47

    Im sure that Marcus is hard at work and is cooking us the finest meal for part 2 (fighting the WB copystrikes)

  • @cinderofgods8698
    @cinderofgods8698 Před 5 měsíci +946

    Hearing Marcus talk about his Batman forever toys and how two face was a central part of his "action figure lore" just made my day. That was just adorable. This video was a joy to watch definitely nicer than my apartment.

    • @ChrisGriswold
      @ChrisGriswold Před 5 měsíci +25

      It's extremely relatable. Nothing beats the worlds and stories we created

    • @soleperfect236
      @soleperfect236 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Yeah this part brought me back. I’m sure we all had some action figures of older siblings having no clue who they were but they looked evil and that was enough to make them a central figure for the bad guys.

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors Před 6 měsíci +462

    17:58 the line “he looks like a muppet” over the shot of him breaking his back to look up is comedy gold

    • @quinnscarbrough5474
      @quinnscarbrough5474 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Literally rewatched that clip so many times 🤣

    • @tylershadlow5792
      @tylershadlow5792 Před 6 měsíci

      I also like jokes...

    • @juno1752
      @juno1752 Před 6 měsíci +1

      When I watched this movie for the first time I imitated the ridiculous back bend for everyone I could. They built multiple suits for the film to allow for certain movements, they couldn’t give him a suit that wasn’t a literal back brace??

  • @williamdavis5256
    @williamdavis5256 Před 5 měsíci +25

    Marcus if you dont release part 2 Im gonna steal your warhammer figurines 😤

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson Před 5 měsíci +32

    It's January, Marcus. Where is part two?

  • @UaskIanswer
    @UaskIanswer Před 6 měsíci +391

    I like the part in The Dark Knight when Batman is interrogating the Joker and he leans in gently to Batman to whisper “this thing is nicer than my apartment”.

  • @kornisz1148
    @kornisz1148 Před 6 měsíci +356

    Batman’s smile in Batman Forever literally made me cry with laughter. I feel like I should watch this movie

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Před 6 měsíci +17

      It is a lot better than I remember.

    • @ape5490
      @ape5490 Před 6 měsíci +22

      val kilmer is a great batman actor you should watch it

    • @coreywallace2052
      @coreywallace2052 Před 6 měsíci +3

      You should

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I remember Batman Forever being one of my favorites as a kid, like instinctively knowing Batman 1 is the better movie, but Batman Forever just being way more fun and exciting

    • @samirh2758
      @samirh2758 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It's terrible. People tend to look fondly on things from their childhood, but if you have never seen it and have no nostalgic attachment to it, you're gonna hate it.

  • @cecilboyd1692
    @cecilboyd1692 Před 4 měsíci +18

    Its been a month Marky mark. Streets are calling for pt 2!

  • @brokengiblet7271
    @brokengiblet7271 Před 4 měsíci +41

    When is part 2 dropping?

  • @johnkinch6000
    @johnkinch6000 Před 6 měsíci +232

    Honestly the way Adam West's Batman delivers the line "This thing is nicer than my apartment" really sets him apart from the rest. I don't know how you could consider anyone else the GOAT

  • @botanivich
    @botanivich Před 6 měsíci +475

    I’m so sorry that you went out with someone and they confessed by saying “this thing is nicer than my apartment.” Truly a heartbreaking moment.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Před 6 měsíci +8

      At least he went out with someone.

    • @jakek1735
      @jakek1735 Před 6 měsíci +11

      At least heartbreak feels good in a place like this

    • @Vanillastump
      @Vanillastump Před 6 měsíci +3

      I mean, let's be honest. A movie theater is way nicer than most apartments. Messier with weird smells, but bigger with massive TVs.

  • @prickyboi
    @prickyboi Před 4 měsíci +99

    MARCUS I AM CRYING RN, I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 23 TIMES TO BE PRECISE IF YOU DONT UPLOAD PART 2 I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY LOSE MY SANITY I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT NOLAN BATMAN MOVIES JUST FUCKING UPLOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ACMEplayer
    @ACMEplayer Před 5 měsíci +53

    This fuckin guy hypes up a new Batman series and then fuckin leaves us in the dust

  • @davinci3478
    @davinci3478 Před 6 měsíci +401

    Adam West Batman saying “some days you just cant get rid of a bomb” will forever be comedic gold

    • @andyb6400
      @andyb6400 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Why he's the best batman and I won't hear otherwise. Only one that got close is Lego Batman

    • @WayneManor666
      @WayneManor666 Před 6 měsíci

      Agreed.

    • @thelocust619
      @thelocust619 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Eat floor.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@andyb6400you just like meme Batman lol

    • @andyb6400
      @andyb6400 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Vivi_9 you mean good Batman

  • @johnnybigbones4955
    @johnnybigbones4955 Před 6 měsíci +496

    I'm glad that Marcus has the "batman does not kill" rule so high in his judgements.

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 Před 6 měsíci +40

      Yes, although counting the thugs in the '66 movie is not fair at all. They die due to Penguin accidentally using heavy water to rehydrate them, nothing that is Batman's fault

    • @travistotle
      @travistotle Před 5 měsíci +6

      I would agree... and yet his low ranking of Michael Keaton's Batman is just an inexcusable take. Michael Keaton = Best Batman FIGHT ME!

    • @ghoul5371
      @ghoul5371 Před 5 měsíci +28

      ⁠@@travistotleit’s very, very, veryyyy excusable

    • @StewartFletcher
      @StewartFletcher Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@travistotle I will. He's the worst on screen Batman.

    • @DianaGohan
      @DianaGohan Před 5 měsíci

      @@travistotle *Holds up picture of Kevin Conroy*
      You still want this fight boy cause I will stomp you into the mud.

  • @prickyboi
    @prickyboi Před 4 měsíci +71

    MARCUS YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE TOO MUCH AT THIS POINT 😭

  • @agmpower13
    @agmpower13 Před 4 měsíci +11

    It's been a month Marcus, where's our Frosty coupons? 😡

  • @paulinabarszez4879
    @paulinabarszez4879 Před 5 měsíci +288

    Man, Bane in these early movies had such a heartbreaking backstory. When he enters the wayne manor and says "this place is nicer than my appartment"... Brings a tear to my eye

  • @Jimmythehead
    @Jimmythehead Před 6 měsíci +358

    I’ve been looking forward to “this” video for so long. Some”thing” I always love about Marcus “is” that he always takes the time to be “nicer” to movies like these “than” most critics would be by viewing the movies in the context of their release. Can’t wait to watch part two in “my apartment”.

  • @prometheus6688
    @prometheus6688 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Part 2 in 2025 ?

  • @yiannoscyprus
    @yiannoscyprus Před 5 měsíci +9

    Marcus, I'm dying man where's the part 2

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Před 6 měsíci +158

    Seeing the Penguin bite off a guy's nose to then seeing Jim Carrey dance like a madman as the Riddler was the biggest tonal shift I experienced as a kid.

  • @carsoncallender5333
    @carsoncallender5333 Před 6 měsíci +214

    I loved when poison Ivy woke up surrounded by all those plants and was all like “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

  • @roseolivas08
    @roseolivas08 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Gonna gush about Batman Forever for a sec:
    The scene in the circus tent where harvey has everyone held hostage with a bomb has ALWAYS been one of my favorite superhero scenes ever because it shows both Batman and Robin's personalities so well; Batman, being on a date with Chase Meridian, had let his guard down for one night, and it put a lot of FAMILIES in danger since he couldn't just swoop in and kick two face's butt, and the timer was down to minutes. As he is a solo act, he has no backup, no way to contact Alfred, and so he does the one thing he can do: he admits he is batman. But the commotion drowns him out. As batman, the only thing he can do is try to save everyone, by conceding. Because he knew it was his fault.
    At the same time, you have Dick Greyson, whose family is doing a cirque du soleil ass act to distract the bad guy, and he's the one who is hauling ass to neutralize the bomb, because /it's the right thing to do/. His family dies protecting the city. He was not there to save them, which weighs heavily on him. And yet, he saved a whole city without hiding his identity. He was the hero that night, his whole family was. But because batman took a night off, he'd never get to celebrate it. Out of guilt and out of obligation, Bruce takes Dick in, unaware that they had already done a job as Batman and Robin.
    Not that it's cinematic perfection or anything, but the people who wrote that part really got it.

  • @boltimoreshoota
    @boltimoreshoota Před 5 měsíci +13

    bro pls just release part 2

  • @hairstylesgalore2375
    @hairstylesgalore2375 Před 6 měsíci +434

    My favorite part about all the Batman movies is that they always include the line “this thing is nicer than my apartment” it’s always a great callback line.

    • @Hawkatana
      @Hawkatana Před 6 měsíci +7

      Why is everyone talking about apartments?

    • @atb1953
      @atb1953 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@Hawkatana you didnt watch the video

    • @corelinian
      @corelinian Před 6 měsíci +11

      “This comment is nicer than my apartment,” said Batman as he climbed down the bat-ladder. “Jee willikers Batman she’s beauty and she’s grace!!” Cried Robin as he quickly followed behind.

    • @Hawkatana
      @Hawkatana Před 6 měsíci

      @@atb1953 I did, and I'm still confused.

    • @prizzl0
      @prizzl0 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Hawkatanaha, they don’t know how to use the three seashells

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement Před 5 měsíci +1802

    your segment on the toys just unlocked some DEEP memories. The missile on that Batmobile might be the first piece of a toy I ever lost

    • @Gwadzilla7
      @Gwadzilla7 Před 5 měsíci +45

      I'm convinced you literally watch every CZcams video ever, Geoff

    • @_pief_
      @_pief_ Před 5 měsíci +32

      unexpected crossover

    • @playzz8347
      @playzz8347 Před 5 měsíci +11

      There’s no way

    • @perfectharmony9943
      @perfectharmony9943 Před 5 měsíci +16

      Why does it make sense that Geoff would watch this channel

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper Před 5 měsíci +5

      Watch mojo top 10 crossovers

  • @christiangant5582
    @christiangant5582 Před 5 měsíci +5

    It’s been damn near a month when it part 2

  • @lankos6734
    @lankos6734 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Part 2 got lost:(

  • @Bluemoontexan
    @Bluemoontexan Před 6 měsíci +263

    Real talk Marcus I think this is the best script for a video you’ve done. Very tight and great comedic timing!

    • @rgggxo
      @rgggxo Před 5 měsíci +11

      I laughed out loud multiple times. I might have to agree w you!

    • @siberiasian
      @siberiasian Před 5 měsíci

      'damn that coochie can s-'

    • @dasarne2579
      @dasarne2579 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Couldn't agree more. The script is definitely nicer than my apartment.

  • @dominicdemetro5102
    @dominicdemetro5102 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Literally where’s part two?!!!!!

  • @alexandrefrauches132
    @alexandrefrauches132 Před 5 měsíci +6

    29:07 This only works if the romance is between Batman and Catwoman or if Batman knows that Catwoman is Selina Kyle. In Returns, neither Bruce nor Selina are aware of each other secret identity until the bal scene. This is what makes that moment where they finally discover each other secret so heartbreaking, with both realizing that their relationship is doomed

  • @ConnyBaby
    @ConnyBaby Před 6 měsíci +577

    Batman has to be by far one of my favorite characters in fiction. Something about having insane plot armor just makes him so fun to root for

    • @b_delta9725
      @b_delta9725 Před 6 měsíci +31

      it's kinda strange and cool that arguably the most beloved superhero is the one that has no powers. spiderman is also up there and most people don't even know how strong that guy is, people like that he's a teenager with money/relationship problems who beats up tragic villains and cares for his city. relatable characters are always beloved

    • @TheDudeSmashTrash
      @TheDudeSmashTrash Před 6 měsíci +24

      "by far one of" is such a funny phrase, i'm sorry

    • @A9sAs
      @A9sAs Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@TheDudeSmashTrashI know right? Using "by far" and then "one of" to play it safe

    • @dominickirwan7436
      @dominickirwan7436 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I'm starting to not be interested in him, the trust fund kid beats up the mentally ill loses appeal the more serious it is made.

    • @ConnyBaby
      @ConnyBaby Před 6 měsíci

      ⁠@@A9sAslol true, i wasn’t sure how i felt about him. Spider-Man, Flash (Barry Allen), and Batman are all tied as my favorite

  • @crocharisma
    @crocharisma Před 6 měsíci +202

    Putting the batman beyond theme at the end is such a nice touch. Its such a great show and really made me think "This thing is nicer than my apartment"

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Před 6 měsíci +4

      I'm still so glad that current WB with the still on-going problems of the DCEU hasn't touched _Batman Beyond_ (yet--sigh). A bad live-action wouldn't ruin the original, but it would still sting.

    • @trika91
      @trika91 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@MusicoftheDamned It could've just been a standalone, like 'Joker' and 'The Batman'.
      They had the prefect opertunity to use Keaton as Oldman Bruce, to mentor Terry Mcginnis (whatever young actor who'd play him), but wasted him 'The Flash' movie (and Batgirl if that had came out).

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@trika91 True. A standalone is currently the only way I could see it being good even with James Gunn taking over, but I guess we'll see if he'll eventry to touch at all after, well, whatever is going on with that. As much as the MCU has become a mess after _Endgame_ (somewhat predictably), it's still difficult to comprehend that the DCEU a full decade later is *still* more of mess--as seen with pretty much every DCEU movie this year--as someone who grew up with the DCAU.
      Sigh. It would be nice if DC could *finally* get its crap together for the live-action movies if they insist on doing them rather than only having like done five good ones out of the last thirty they've made (and actually released--R.I.P. _Batgirl_ movie).

  • @properduction2586
    @properduction2586 Před 4 měsíci +24

    My prediction for Marcus’s Ratings:
    Batman Begins = 6/10
    The Dark Knight = 9/10
    Dark Knight Rises = 4/10

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Close.

    • @grantengel3522
      @grantengel3522 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Marcus’s ratings were:
      Batman Begins = 7/10
      The Dark Knight = 9/10
      The Dark Knight Rises = 5/10

  • @JesseCaldwell06
    @JesseCaldwell06 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Where is Part 2 big boy

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Před 6 měsíci +263

    What I really love about 1989's Joker is the permanent smile thing they do with him. The way it constantly twists his face is a really cool effect we haven't seen since.

    • @lapislazuli5035
      @lapislazuli5035 Před 6 měsíci +24

      I like how he's a gangster, but even before he falls into the vat of chemicals, it's mentioned that he's already viewed as a little crazy to begin with (Eckhardt calls him an "A1 nutjob" or something like that) and he is mentioned as being highly intelligent with chemistry, which explains how he can make Smilex.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 Před 6 měsíci +21

      I’m mixed on how Batman ‘89 handles Joker’s origin/connection to Bruce Wayne, but I do like how they establish that Jack was always kind of a dick even before he fell into the acid. Especially since Joker’s always going on about his whole “one bad day” ideology and how it’s the reason why he became what he is now, so it’s refreshing to have a piece of media that just goes, “oh yeah no he was always like that, the acid just gave him an excuse to be even worse.”

    • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
      @jureigeeksoutoccasionally Před 3 měsíci +1

      I absolutely adore Jack Nicholson in general, but in this movie his performance is truly wonderful

  • @ThatDudeinBlue
    @ThatDudeinBlue Před 6 měsíci +1238

    When I was little I had a t shirt of the 89’ Batman logo and I was obsessed it. Definitely the coolest poster out of all of them.

    • @charliericker274
      @charliericker274 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Man I used to have one of those t-shirts too, I had it like into the mid early 2000s and it was just tatters at that point but it was so dope I didn't want to toss it.

    • @dangerfly
      @dangerfly Před 6 měsíci

      And how many people had the Robin logo t-shirt? Zero.
      Robin was introduced to give Batman someone to talk to and appeal to kids. So Batman spends his nights punching the crap out of extremely twisted criminals and decides to GROOM a kid to do the same. Any idea what kind of trauma would forever scar a young mind?
      So yeah, anyone who thinks Robin is a good idea also sucks just like Cosmo. What he likes or dislikes is super arbitrary like if he had that particular Batmobile that movie is good. LAME.

    • @hunterswrld
      @hunterswrld Před 6 měsíci +4

      That dude in blue watches cosmonaut???????💀💀💀

    • @theimperialzone
      @theimperialzone Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​​@@dangerfly Batman didn't groom Grayson. He took him under his wing because he didn't want to see Grayson turn into another Batman, another vengeance fueled psychopath (even if he's pretty cool and in the right).
      Batman taking in Grayson allowed Grayson to get the closure on his parents death that Bruce never got. The closure that stopped Grayson from becoming another Batman. The closure that instead cemented him as Robin and later on turned him into Nightwing.

    • @joeyk107
      @joeyk107 Před 6 měsíci

      Shouldn't it be '89 instead of 89'

  • @michaelgallagher3498
    @michaelgallagher3498 Před 5 měsíci +22

    Any idea when Part 2 will be out?

  • @SoulReaper977
    @SoulReaper977 Před 5 měsíci +17

    Sorry to complain but wtf is taking so long to push out pt. 2? Been waiting for it since last year

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 Před 5 měsíci +257

    To address your complaint as to why Max Schreck is so prominent in Batman Returns, the character was originally supposed to be Harvey Dent. Instead of the explosion at the end of the film killing him, it was to scar his face and set him up as Two-Face for the third film.

    • @coreyander286
      @coreyander286 Před 5 měsíci +24

      Lando Calrissian was also originally supposed to be a clone from the Clone Wars, which means there's probably an alternate timeline where clone troopers were played by an old Billy Dee Williams instead of Temura Morrison.

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails Před 4 měsíci +1

      He doesn't care, Tim Burton is bad man

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Speaking of Harvey Dent, Burton is most definitely not a racist. He cast Billy Dee Williams personally, and he didn't even have to. (And the clown in BATMAN RETURNS who says, "Heh-heh-heh-heh, you missed!"? Under that whiteface, he's Native American. And he gave one of the best performances in the movie.)

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy Před 4 měsíci

      Good to know.

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 Před 4 měsíci +12

      NOT TRUE. Daniel Waters, the writer of the film, categorically denied that Max Schreck was meant to be Harvey Dent. There were three scripts made. And none of them had Two Face or Harvey in Max's role. It was always Max Schreck.
      This fan-fiction level myth needs to DIE!

  • @Persephone_07
    @Persephone_07 Před 6 měsíci +111

    I still can't believe how beautiful Wayne Manor looked in "Batman: Forever." That was top tier set design.
    Robin really just walked in there and said, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

  • @libertyprime7448
    @libertyprime7448 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Where's part 2 bro? I NEED IT

  • @suasspeaks5496
    @suasspeaks5496 Před 5 měsíci +7

    i think he forgot about Mask of the Phantasm and thats why pt 2 is taking so long

  • @thehumanity0
    @thehumanity0 Před 5 měsíci +299

    I've ironically/unironically loved Kiss from a Rose for over a decade - I never knew it was made for Batman Forever. The fact that it was, just makes me love it even more.

    • @Dudeman23rd
      @Dudeman23rd Před 5 měsíci +4

      Same

    • @FavaMamaaaaa
      @FavaMamaaaaa Před 5 měsíci +18

      It was not made for batman forever, it was just featured in it. I mean I guess the music video was though

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 Před 5 měsíci

      Not a fan of the chorus for my entire life I thought it was Grave but it’s The Grey and that makes no sense because The Grey isn’t even a 90s film

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I just love it because of Community

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Fuck, only now I got to that point in the video and of course Marcus included the Community scene hahahahahahaha

  • @BlindGardener
    @BlindGardener Před 5 měsíci +332

    It's such a joy hearing you talk about movies. It's almost like having a conversation.

    • @bobloblaw418
      @bobloblaw418 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Yay parasocialism

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@bobloblaw418parasocializing* although now I want a theory that integrates parasocial relationships and socialism

  • @maxaintgoneyet
    @maxaintgoneyet Před 4 měsíci +10

    maybe im just so ludicrously bored, but i lowkey need part two because i wanna hear marcus talk about the batman movies that i actually care about

  • @seerews2
    @seerews2 Před 4 měsíci +17

    Damn I’m kinda disappointed it’s really over a month without part two. I know it’s hard to do these but still. It’s extremely exciting when these would come out during Christmas.

    • @Shmuel420
      @Shmuel420 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I agree, I think it's pretty disappointing that he starts bullying campaigns against fans who ask him for progress updates. Marcus has fallen off over the past few years in my opinion

    • @joeljs9778
      @joeljs9778 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Shmuel420citation needed

    • @seanperrin8524
      @seanperrin8524 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Shmuel420shut up traitor, he doesn’t owe you videos

    • @catswork
      @catswork Před 4 měsíci

      @@joeljs9778fr lemme see or this is baseless

    • @Karshall-
      @Karshall- Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Shmuel420are you gonna explain or no?

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 Před 6 měsíci +126

    The interesting thing about Val Kilmers Batman is that there’s a lot of deleted dialogue that suggests he has killed before. There’s deleted Two-Face dialogue of him laughing at the idea that Batman “doesn’t kill.” There’s also a really cool deleted scene of Bruce having an internal monologue with himself, and he realizes that he doesn’t know who he is anymore, because both his Bruce and Batman personality’s have melted into one, which is why the director chose to include Two- Face in the movie. Classic split personality villain. My theory is that in the early drafts of Batman Forever, we were gonna start with a Batman who has kinda lost his way, and the movie was gonna be about him trying to find out who he is and who he used to be before he went down a dark path. But then Warner Bros just cut out this amazing subplot for no fucking reason. You can watch the deleted scenes on CZcams tho.

    • @richardlandgraf1953
      @richardlandgraf1953 Před 6 měsíci +5

      There is a version of the script with those scenes online and there is a video on CZcams by Hitop films that goes over the movie as it is VS what the director wanted to make and it goes over those scenes and that version of the character. I fully believe that this is supposed to be the same Bruce Wayne as Keaton, it was originally going to be another Burton sequel with Keaton, but they both walked away because of how much control the studio wanted.

    • @dungusglumbus9946
      @dungusglumbus9946 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@richardlandgraf1953 that would make sense. Because Kenton’s Batman killed all the time. Perhaps in the early drafts of the script, the people of Gotham were getting fed up with Batman running around every night killing people, and maybe there was gonna be a subplot about Batman trying to go back to being a hero who doesn’t kill. That would’ve been very interesting. Personally, Kevin Conroy is my ideal Batman, and I think Batman should never kill. Batman is the guy who not only doesn’t kill, but actually saves his villains, even though they were just trying to kill him 5 mins ago. I hope Robert Pattinson Batman does some cool shot like that

  • @Gracyn1102
    @Gracyn1102 Před 6 měsíci +330

    I’m currently sitting in a hospital room and there literally couldn’t be a better video to watch while waiting for my dad to wake up. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face when I need one, Marcus :)
    Edit: Thank you all so much for the well wishes!! It means so much. My dad is going to be okay, he's just got a long road of recovery ahead of him. We appreciate all the support

    • @theGVirtue
      @theGVirtue Před 6 měsíci +9

      I hope your dad is ok..

    • @JordonwithaB
      @JordonwithaB Před 6 měsíci +7

      Hope your dad is doing well!

    • @Horrormaster13
      @Horrormaster13 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Hope that everything will be all fine with your dad.

    • @repippeas
      @repippeas Před 6 měsíci +3

      Best wishes to your Dad

    • @bella-tt9hk
      @bella-tt9hk Před 6 měsíci +3

      hoping your dad is ok!!❤

  • @JamesBeckmann
    @JamesBeckmann Před 4 měsíci +3

    Ur videos are one of the few things I find happiness in Marcus, I neeeeed the Batman ranked part 2 video

  • @nochannelmusician769
    @nochannelmusician769 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Man dropped on a random Tuesday and disappeared for 3 weeks

  • @t.mcgarry4
    @t.mcgarry4 Před 6 měsíci +71

    Nelson Riddle working on Batman is the same energy as Marc Webb directing Spiderman

  • @evanmajor
    @evanmajor Před 6 měsíci +77

    I truly believe Val Kilmer could have been considered one of the best actors for Batman if he was given the right script and director.

  • @stayslapped1568
    @stayslapped1568 Před 5 měsíci +9

    WHERE'S PART 2 MARCUS

  • @Crambo2
    @Crambo2 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Marcus, where is my part 2 airplane? 🥄👶

  • @ethanhomich5173
    @ethanhomich5173 Před 6 měsíci +91

    My favorite thing in batman and robin is when mr freeze informs the audience that after the heat death of the universe everything will reach absolute zero in the end. And then in a scene later supplements the phrase “say cheese” with “say freeze”. What an absolute masterpiece

  • @Sam-fl9ft
    @Sam-fl9ft Před 5 měsíci +98

    My favorite quote from Patinsons Batman is when he said “this thing is nicer than my apartment”. Truly inspirational.

  • @Ecutt
    @Ecutt Před 5 měsíci +10

    Part 2! Part 2! Part 2!

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules Před 4 měsíci +12

    I still remember the chills I got watching Tim Burton's Batman for the very first time as a kid. The Gothic-style cinematography, Danny Elfman's haunting score, and Jack Nicholson's iconic Joker performance left an indelible mark on me that has stayed with me to this day. It was like stepping into another world, one that felt both familiar yet eerily unfamiliar at the same time. And when Michael Keaton emerged from the shadows as Bruce Wayne/Batman, it was nothing short of breathtaking. This film ignited my passion for superhero movies and set the bar high for what a comic book adaptation could be. Truly, it remains a classic masterpiece that continues to inspire and delight audiences of all ages. To quote a friend of mine who recently watched it again, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails Před 4 měsíci +1

      Sorry Tim Burton is racist so you can't say this

  • @guillermoortiz2620
    @guillermoortiz2620 Před 5 měsíci +90

    I will say there is only one thing Clooney did well. His Batman showed a sliver of humanity when dealing with Victor at the end of the movie. He pleaded with his humanity to save a life. That is very rare for any live action Batman to pull off and I appreciated that.

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 Před měsícem

      That's more of a writing thing than something Clooney did.

  • @WarriorBoy
    @WarriorBoy Před 5 měsíci +117

    Aside from this thing being nicer than my apartment, I had totally forgotten about "Robin drying laundry in a *cool* way". The accompanying reaction at 44:26 was brutally funny

  • @mcardy250
    @mcardy250 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Where is the fucking video, Marcus? I fucking need part 2

  • @josephwright4222
    @josephwright4222 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I know he's a minor character in the Burton films, but Billy Dee Williams as Two Face would've been really cool to see

  • @3JuiceBeetle
    @3JuiceBeetle Před 6 měsíci +100

    59:22 I never noticed this until now. Clooney is still wearing the sonar suit, but Robin is in the red suit from the beginning of the movie. This means they got back home from a big fight and saved the city from Mr. Freeze, yet Robin decided the first thing to do was to switch to his favorite costume. He’s even behind Barbara, implying he was the last one to show up to Alfred’s almost dead carcass. 🤣

  • @chrisbecker6652
    @chrisbecker6652 Před 6 měsíci +88

    I cannot even begin to describe how happy I am that your reaction to the naming of the Bat-ladder was EXACTLY the same as mine when I first saw this film.

  • @BreakingBreadcrumbs
    @BreakingBreadcrumbs Před 5 měsíci +15

    Wheres pt 2 marky mark

  • @0zeeraa0
    @0zeeraa0 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Chop-chop movie boy it's been a month! We're waiting!

  • @zousui7238
    @zousui7238 Před 6 měsíci +62

    Super excited for the Killing Joke review!! My favorite scene comes after the Joker enters Gordon’s apartment and shoots Barbra in the spine. He says “There are nicer places than this apartment” What an absolute mad man

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I went to the cinema to watch this after hearing all the hype about the comic, what a letdown lol

  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 Před 6 měsíci +182

    Honestly glad to see someone acknowledge that Nicholson's Joker is arguably more dangerous and darker than Ledger's; I will wholly accept that the latter gives a better performance overall, but nothing from Ledger straddles the line of 'dark' and 'hilarious' as the 'I'm glad you're dead!' bit from '89.
    I also appreciate that '89's Joker isn't locked into the typical Batman/Joker stories we get these days, where Joker's cruelty is neverendingly escalating to try and get Batman to snap and Batman just goes 'Hrrn' and throws him back into Arkham. Nicholson's Joker doesn't give a *shit* about Batman beyond the fact he's stealing his spotlight, and it's pretty refreshing these days.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD Před 6 měsíci +13

      He said "more chaotic" in reference to his mannerisms, nothing about being "darker and more dangerous." Which one is more dangerous is debatable, as both rack up a pretty high body count and do a lot of damage to Gotham city. Ledger was far more manipulative and cunning, but Nicholson was arguably more "evil" as he seemed to just kill for the fun of it, whereas Ledger had a specific philosophical agenda that he wanted to prove.
      However, Ledger definitely takes the spot for the darker Joker, with the reason being that he actually succeeded in harming and killing main characters. Nicholson only killed a bunch of minor side characters, whereas Ledger killed Rachel and psychologically destroyed Harvey Dent, turning him into the disfigured Two-Face. Then he forced Batman into becoming a political martyr for Gotham in a desperate resort to maintain peace. The actions of Ledger's Joker simply had bigger and deadlier consequences for the main characters. To me, that leaves a much bigger impact than Nicholson saying an evil line to a fake looking skeleton, making him the "darker" Joker.

    • @najadamu2724
      @najadamu2724 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Probably because Nicholson's Joker is an actual gangster. I mean, he's still insane, but moreso in an average Mafia way.
      Ledger's Joker is just all around psychotic in the "point" he's trying to make.

    • @mediakira6621
      @mediakira6621 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I think he’s way better than ledger

    • @thomasivankovic6681
      @thomasivankovic6681 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mediakira6621 i agree

  • @zhenghuihe2447
    @zhenghuihe2447 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Part two please.Can’t live without that.

  • @jdrebellove7460
    @jdrebellove7460 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Ok it's at 1M where is the second video

  • @thomasdator3408
    @thomasdator3408 Před 6 měsíci +47

    I like when Batman walks into the batcave and goes “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

  • @seanifer12
    @seanifer12 Před 5 měsíci +88

    You describing the opening scene from Batman and Robin has me dying. One part missing is when Batman and Robin clap shoes together and skate blades magically come out of them 😂

  • @RatzillaTV
    @RatzillaTV Před 5 měsíci +6

    *smacks roof*
    Where’s part 2 Marcus?

  • @j-sun19
    @j-sun19 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Marcus it’s been three weeks are you OK?

  • @daxtonmacgillivray4081
    @daxtonmacgillivray4081 Před 6 měsíci +253

    The best birthday present I’ve ever gotten. Thank you Cosmonaut.

  • @ignite5329
    @ignite5329 Před 6 měsíci +68

    i love how markus went from "idk about the X-men" to "I love them so much"

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Před 6 měsíci +15

      reading chris claremont changes a man

    • @lukeshealy1882
      @lukeshealy1882 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Every Ultimate review has a character arc.

  • @dogeshark204
    @dogeshark204 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Yesterday I dreamed that you uploaded part 2 :(

  • @miguelangellavarablanco6710
    @miguelangellavarablanco6710 Před 4 měsíci +7

    when is part two comming?

  • @The_Only_Doom
    @The_Only_Doom Před 6 měsíci +77

    I really took a step back and looked at how much editing and effort would have to go into this video being made and it's only a part 1?! I seriously appreciate these videos and gotta give credit for all the work put in.

    • @patrickfeole4255
      @patrickfeole4255 Před 6 měsíci +4

      also i want to point out he has to be editing it recently since he had the OD by Kojima reaction during Batman and Robin lol. That was from Thursday.

    • @bigandhairyrichard6333
      @bigandhairyrichard6333 Před 6 měsíci +3

      i wanna point out i appreciate the script is very clearly his own, he wrote this and didnt just copy paste or use ai