ATLUS (Jennifer Lopez in TITANFALL movie?) - Angry Trailer Reaction!
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex react to the ATLUS trailer for Netflix's Upcoming Aci-fi Action Movie that looks like TITANFALL with MECHs and Jennifer Lopez?
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Mom: "No, we have Titanfall movie at home"
EA can we have Titanfall 3?
@@thsudy EA "no"
Also mom: "And I am in it!"
First halo then titanfall đą
Atlas Writer: Yo Titanfall mind if I copy your homework?
Titanfall: Yeah just make sure to change the title and throw in J Lo for some reason!
Nah, the mechs look like rip offs of the exo-suits from Avatar.
Perfect comment
@@kieranadamson3224 Did the exo-suits have adaptive Ai?
@@SouthTownChi fair point but that just makes it worse for me. We have to settle for a high budget ripoff movie instead of an actual Titanfall story.
This is Titanfall. Atlas makes the Titan Mechs in Titanfall
Bro i just want TITANFALL 3 đą
We all do buddyđ
We all do...
Justice for BT!
I want tf3 too with more BY, continuing the story of 2 and a mp with more maps and mechs
I think it will definitely happen at some point who knows when though
Same dude same
Atlas was a name of one of the Titanfall's Titans lol
Strider main here
Monarch for the win â€
imagine them ending with a "protocol 1 protect the pilot" scene titanfall fans will lose it
Ronin main here
See, I actually remembered that so I was confused AF with this trailer AT FIRST because I couldnât figure out if this WAS some weird Titanfall spinoff movie that they decided not to call âTitanfallâ for some reason.
Damn, Jlo outsmarting Segal. She wanted a movie she could act sitting down. Stuck in a mech: done. Segal needs to do a mech movie now. It'll be more entertaining.
Segal is going to pilot a Ruble store Gundam with an AI with Putin's voice.
Segal didn't even need to stand up to catch strays from this
Is this why I can't share my password anymore!? lol
I mean, your family needs to pay for Rebel Moon 1 to 6 and Atlas. They don't deserve such quality content for free.
By free I mean with only you paying.
@@Mgranadosv1 to 6? Please tell me they are not making 4 more Rebel MoonsâŠ
@@viddykhaos2896 Snyder said he has 6 planned. I pray they don't give him money for a third
@@viddykhaos2896 It will be 6 total, but two parts per movie, so it's a "trilogy" đ
@@Mgranadosv my GodâŠ
How fucking out of touch are these people? Who do they think their target audience is by bringing in J-Lo as the main and adding that type of music and humor in the trailer?
Wide audience, diversity check boxing , Netflix basically
@@Cenot4ph ah what diversity
@@vidmasterK1Look up ESG's as a start and go from there.
Follow the financial incentives trail
Actually Netflix reaches like the widest audience just like other streaming sites and old people and middle little kids will watch anything with good word of mouth or that looks cool. I mean shit my grandparents watchâs last of us without even knowing it was based off a game
I said put a chick in it, and make it fucking lame and gay!!!!!
You cancel 1899 after one season, yet you make this and want SIX Rebel Moon films? WTF
Yeah I am still salty about Netflix cancelling 1899 a week after it launched when they knew they Dark creators were gonna drop a banger for season 2
It was okay, man.
@@xandrixcreed it was better than a lot of shows and movies they have greenlit since they cancelled it. And the creators had a strong pedigree behind it.
Oh shit!.... Why did you remind me Rebel Poop?
1899 never heard of it lol
Straight to DVD, I mean Netflix.
Movie looks like trash
Lol, that's so true.
DVD is outdated. It's Blu-ray now.
Smith: "My primary protocol is to keep you alive'
BT: "Protocol 3: Protect- oh, forget it"
Why do they hate us
Who is us, dude
@@vidmasterK1 Titanfall players, We just get teased with everything but never get what we actually want.
@@vidmasterK1Jlo fansđ
@@chalk1415 titanfall 2 is my favorite mp game of all time, but I took the black pill years ago, just accept itâs never going to happen then at least u canât be let down when all these ârumorsâ and âleaksâ inevitably turn out false.
@@zpdrsn6315 đ€
Casting Jlo is perfect because it sets the expectations so low that it's not nearly as bad as you expect it to be.
J Low
It looks better then Rebel Moon
Looks as in the promise not the actual visuals
Not exactly a high bar there
It does, yet I at least watched Rebel Moon, it was a trainwreck to behold. This one will just be a skip.
Ive taken dumps that look better than Rebel Moon
That's not any kind of compliment. Being better than diarrhea doesn't get you any points lol
Titanfall đą đ
If jlo is in it means the movie sucks
100% true đ
she cant act she just a backup dancer lol
Never ever have I seen a good movie from that narcissist
@@0o-0o694 exactly, it's all about her body, always
100%! Sheâs too busy gtn her face and ass full of Botox! Sheâs spent hundreds of millions to keep it all up đ her and Ben fake asf!
*explosions* This reminds me of when I was just a crazy little girl, running around the block. - Jennifer Lopez
video game adaptation + aging actor = modern hollywood
right. i want some new faces
needs kate blanchet, kevin "im small" hart, and let jack black voice the robot (love jack tho) then were set
She's a miscast. With another actor like Charlie Hunnan this movie could be good.
â@@nuclearwinter391no. The lines are bad
The same Hollywood that made Last of Us, Fallout, Sonic the Hedgehog?
Wasnât your first titan in Titanfall called the âAtlasâ?
Yup
Wow..
Yes. Atlas class is the first. I don't get why her name IS Atlas. Who names their Daughter this
This is the Titanfall 2 story.
@@BrayzenBullThis ainât shit
JLo: "This is Gigli!!! Fire Thruster!!!
Mech: Cant compute command
JLo: This is Gigli!! Fire Thruster!!!
Mech: Can't compute. Will Sacrifice
This would have been a perfect film to put Noomi Rapace in.
She has a good agent that picks her projects well.
Oh No... Why??????
Mackenzie Davis for me. But either way, just about any actress I can think of would be better in this than freaking JLo.
@@gobbledygook5000 đ€Ł yep
OK, let's bet:
- All actions scenes are in the trailer.
- 70% of the movie will be conversations between JLo and the AI, 'bout feelings.
- She'll have some dark past, like her husband or son was killed because of her, it smells like a redemption story.
- The ending is already in the trailer, clearly.
If Atlas is bad, and it will be bad. Producers will say: See? Movies with big mechas makes no money." And we'll never see a Titanfall adaptation. đ
Bad news, buddy.
This IS a Titanfall adaptation.
The ending is the duckfaced villain is really the good guy and the real villain is the white man or the patriarchy or the people hate on j lo because she can't act or hate on simu because she can't act either
I don't think EA would want a Titan Fall Movie honestly, because if it did well they would have to bring back a game franchise that they clearly have no interest in bringing back.
I mean Apex Legends is in the same universe, they could want to drive people to that instead.
@@bingo5387 I doubt it just because of the naming honestly. For example when the fallout show came out people started playing the games who had never heard of them before. When it comes to general audiences they aren't gonna look for much beyond the title.
This is Titanfall. Atlas is in Titanfall.
@@BrayzenBull it is not a Titanfall movie, there is nothing anywhere on the internet that says this film is officially related to Titanfall in any capacity.
â@@bingo5387well your not getting it after they cancelled Titanfall legends(titanfall 3)
I was floored in the part of the trailer where the AI said: "come with me if you want to live" v:
I love it when an adaptation has nothing to do with the game
I've heard a theory about how Netflix goes about goes about their original movies and its actually pretty interesting. The movies themselves don't have to be good, in fact they never are since the budget goes mostly into hiring celebrities and marketing. Basically the movie has to look enough like an interesting concept for to make people curious enough to fork up money for a subscription.
It's why you'll find Will Smith in an urban fantasy buddy cop movie or Dwayne Johnson, Gal Gadot and Ryan Reynolds starring in a movie together or Jennifer Lopez in a Bootleg Titanfall movie. It's the reason you'll see other recognized celebrities starring in what amounts to generic throwaway action movies with a premise that while interesting seems almost uncanny for some of them to even be in.
Basically these movies are a marketing ploy by Netflix to get subscribers and like every tool once it gets the job done its gone. It's why you never really hear about Netflix original movies after they premiere.
Hey, some of these movies are pretty fun to watch at least.
I believe it, hence why the subscription thing is kind of a âdouble-edgedâ sword because they technically ALREADY HAVE YOUR MONEY so as long as theyâre not actively in fear of potentially LOSING IT, they just need to make sure that the stuff they push out is, âehh, good enough.â
Do they really think reviews won't affect sales?
Personally speaking, I don't know a single soul who is like "I see a celebrity, I buy, even if it's terrible and not worth my time."
@@KITOMERO
As stupid as that sounds; yea, thatâs pretty much it.
I know people who regularly watch Steven Seagal movies un-ironically and donât even know what Rotten Tomatoes is because thatâs NEVER even popped into their mind FOR A SECOND when judging for themselves what movie to watch (in a way, I kinda envy them).
A Titanfall movie starring JLo? I'm confused đ«€ Who is this movie for?
All the gamers who can't wait to see their next J LO movie.
It's for Jlo, of course
Soon we will be paying $30 a month for Netflix. Get ready
People need to stop giving Netflix money. The shite will continue otherwise.
Better than nothing
ESGs make these productions mandatory. This hasn't landed yet with Anrgy Joe for some reason
Written by AI most likely.
ha...didn't even realize it was J Lo when I saw the trailer earlier, was to busy cringing at the writing xD
"Smash?" "Pass."
Rebel moon is so powerful it completely takes over other movie trailer reviews lol
"It's Turkey Time. Gooble Gooble."
I swear it's BTs voice too.
What's the mission?..... protect the pilot"
Where the hell is Titanfall 3? đ The first two are criminally underrated.
Joe: "Why does this movies exist!?"
Meanwhile at a Netflix call center: "Hi, this is Netflix. Your greenlit! How can I help you?"
Certainly a "For China" kind of movie. Like Matt Damon in The Great Wall.
You can keep it. Us Chinese don't watch your shit movies either.
Does she hold the gun for a titan before they shoot someone at the club too?
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I'm starting to feel like I'm in that south park episode where Stan thinks everything looks and sounds like shit.
I honestly think this is more Jennifer lope trying to stay relevant in a good way rather than netflix forcing this movieđ
Seems more like jlo trying to force relevancy in a bad way, with Netflix desperate for any shit project they're presented with lol
This movie was made long before all the negative stuff on social media now.
@tper81 Well you know what they say, strike while the irons frozen to the bone
Wait
I think thats the wrong atlas joe you confused it with the game publisher/developer
Atlus.
My heart literally skipped a beat when i saw the phrase Titanfall movie and then i read the rest of the title
Jennifer Lopez was great in Money Train starring Wesley Snipes that came out in â1995â
Haha...their sex scene was awkward. She was good in Out of Sight with George Clooney. I did like her in the The Cell
People saying itâs bad because of Jlo, nah itâs bad because Netflixđ
I got confused for a second because I thought he meant Atlus the Persona game developer lol!!!
She learns to love AI at the end of the movie and her and snarky Hal 9000 run off into the sunset
Glad I saved you 2 hours
3:33 Joe, so funny you said that, Iâve always wondered why you have to go through such great lengths to avoid copyright on your react videos when every other CZcamsr gets to play the content with almost no restrictions whatsoever đ.
11:35 Sorry AJ, but Rebel Moon: A Child On Fire (lol) was released in December of 2023.
Maybe you were talking about the R-rated version thatâs supposed to drop later this year, but I doubt it.
I love how you guys started laughing before you even saw the trailer, cause of JLo.đđđđ
I'm like what!!!!!!!!! Titanfall!!!!! And... JL?
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Lmao Netflix.....you don't even have to say anything after that
Joe " we're getting copyright claimed" Vargas â€
Can we get a version where there is no Lopez in it? Cause I can't watch it when every 10 seconds I have to ask myself ''Why Lopez`?''
If you take Lopez out, horny men who are in their mid-30s (such as myself) no longer have any reason to watch the movie
No you can't have a version without her. It's her production company making this hunk of shit
Bet the studio behind Atlas wanted it to be a Titanfall movie but JLo and all the other actors cost more than they estimated and dropped buying the game's license to save some money and made their bootleg mechs.
How the fuck would JLO have any kind of significant asking price? Shes not even in the top 20 modern performers anymore. This is her desperate for relevancy and netflix wanting to put literally ANYTHING out in hopes it might be successful. The reason why it's a ripoff is because they didnt want to give EA money/some exec was an asshole about it.
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero
"The reason why it's a ripoff is because they didnt want to give EA money/some exec was an asshole about it."
Like I said. Didnt want to pay for the license.
JLo is still expensive. Doesnt matter how good she is as an actor.
â@@jimthee629no she isn't. Her price to make a movie now is not that high. But it's also her production company making it, so she maybe way overpaid here. Also the only reason she was cast
btw, Dark Tranquility is a dope band. Been to their shows twice - they're awesome live
Damn, I am wearing a Dark Tranquillity hat that I bought in their concert two weeks ago and I see Joe with a DT shirt. A man of refined tastes. I think Mikael Stanne would like some of your videos Joe. Let's make him the mobile infantry general.
My name is henifffer lo-pez and I like taquitos and burrrritos.
Hey, ignorant. Jennifer lopez is not Mexican, and they do not eat taquitos whatsoever.
Titanfall but the fall is the titanic ass of JLO
Man i would see Ben Affleck doing Titanfall than JLO a singer doing this
LMFAO @2:14
We have Furiosa at home...
Furiosa at home:
JLo the female version of Dwayne Johnson đ
YEEESSSS!!!!
Out of all the actors they got how tf is she the main character
We not making it to TitanFall 3 with this one đą
They probably didn't want to pay the rights to Titanfall.
How is Netflix not going to get sued for plagerism by EA? Filmakers have been sued for less.
Standby for Titanflop! đ
ATLUS, as in ATLUS CLASS Titan?! Aw man that is not FAIR! Like the Mech even LOOKS like it belongs in TitanFall!
One of those bargain bin DVDs, you know the ones buried in those piles at Walmart, the 5 dolla hollas.
The 100 plus millions of dollars went into a Titanfall movie?! Not into a Titanfall 3 game.
I feel as if titanfall fans just got back handed....I just feel so disrespected....I just want titanfall 3....
Its not a titanfall movie. Its LIKE titanfall.
You can always trust a movie with Jennifer Lopez is gonna be horrendous.
Love the shirt Joe!
Diddy's party Lopez is in the film... LOL
"Is this why my prices went up Joe?!!" đ€Ł
imagine they have a "protect the pilot" scene ,fans will riot
Joe! Dark Tranquility?! đ€đŒđ€đŒ
It didn't really come out of nowhere, it's been in the coming soon section of Netflix for a while but without the trailer going out on Netflix's CZcams and without a release date.
-Hey, Netflix Atlas, are you related to Titanfall's Atlas or BattleTech Atlas?
-Well, my name is Smiths, and my operators name is Atlas.
- Oh I see!
Damn Joe. Dark Tranquillity t-shirt. Nice :)
I love Joe's metal t shirts. Everytime I see another band I like. đ€ Metal never dies!
Netflix blows their entire budget on Rebel Moon and Atlas. Who the hell is running things over there?
Major typo in the title there, Joe
Gloria Cole is playing Arc Pilot
So we're just going to ignore thet literally stole the "trust me" scene from Titanfall 2? That was bizarre.
This is the worst thing to Happen to something called Titanfall since EA knowingly & willingly sold Titanfall 1 knowing the game didn't work due to a hacker
Wow!
This could be so bad it's good!đ
I'll put this on the "I'd rather stare at the wall" list.
This lands in the " I'd rather copulate with a flesh light filled with broken glass, then watch this" category
Comes out the same day as the Furiosa A Mad Max Saga
She wrote, produced , and directed this movie.
Clearly
This is a perfect example of diversity check boxing over choosing coherent story and characters. This is what Netflix does best.
So in other words, the star should've been white is what you're saying. Ok, why?
@@zoomingby no, try again
@@Cenot4ph Ok so if it's a non-white actor, and you're calling that a "diversity checkbox" what exactly is your point?
@@zoomingby you need to learn to think, I haven't said any of this.
Start with E S G acronym, follow the money trail
@@Cenot4ph I don't know what you're on, but you obviously aren't mentally capable of having a conversation. You can't even answer a simple question. Don't bother replying. I'm moving on.
Hell yeah love watching grandmas in action movies
Hey Joe, if i buy for you Vivat Slovakia, will you make review on it please?
They basically showed you the entire movie already why even watch? God I hate modern trailers.
Watch the revenge of the sith trailer from 2005, they put the whole movie into a trailer
The movie will end with protocol 3: protect the pilot, and smith will throw JLo to safety like the ending of big hero 6
Like the ending of Titanfall 2 you mean haha
LMAO Joe-Lo
I have you know that computer program hase written so many jokes in our movies lately.
netflix accounting department: so it seems we need to greenlit any big ass production for tax deduction.
the "you cant be worst than rebel moon" will be take as a challenge
Sick Dark Tranquillity shirt
Dam, I got excited for Titanfall content when I only read the title
I'd like the team behind The Expanse to bring Peter F Hamilton's Night's Dawn trilogy to life!