Star Wars Outlaws is $130!?! & Story Trailer Angry Reaction!

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  • @Knight121198
    @Knight121198 Před měsícem +2597

    "Puts helmet back on" no thanks, managed democracy needs me.

  • @Linkman247
    @Linkman247 Před měsícem +1755

    Ubisoft: "players have to get comfortable with not owning games"
    Players: "Ubisoft has to get comfortable with people not buying or subscribing to their games."

    • @xbigcalx
      @xbigcalx Před měsícem +16

      Huzzah!

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 Před měsícem +52

      'Not all images appear in game'... due to the inevitable graphical downgrades.

    • @wingw3844
      @wingw3844 Před měsícem +19

      i dont feel comf if i need to pay 130 for just 3 day early access.................

    • @perfectlyslicedegg3348
      @perfectlyslicedegg3348 Před měsícem +7

      Got Em

    • @videovagrancy8526
      @videovagrancy8526 Před měsícem +6

      Well said, sir! I completely agree.

  • @SiskoSvK
    @SiskoSvK Před měsícem +377

    "Forget everything you know about Star Wars..." -was a line I was expecting

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 Před měsícem +11

      LOL no kidding! This is something we hear a lot these days and it always signals to us that garbage is heading our way. Why the hell do people want to work on projects they want to completely transform into something else? It's such a bizarre mixture of resentful, exploitative high-jacking of stories and concepts that only talentless malcontents would consider doing

    • @jackcoleman1784
      @jackcoleman1784 Před měsícem +8

      The line itself is a total misunderstanding of their market base. Absolutely no one who is into Star Wars wants to forget everything they know about Star Wars in reference to a future Star Wars product. It's like asking people to get excited about a Star Wars product that has absolutely no ties to Star Wars.

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 Před měsícem +4

      @jackcoleman1784 it's literally the stupidest thing ever. You're bang on correct

    • @ArthurCallahan389
      @ArthurCallahan389 Před měsícem +3

      😂😂😂That sounds just like something Kuntleen Kennedy would say!😂😂😂😂

    • @bartoszmisztal6861
      @bartoszmisztal6861 Před měsícem

      I just need to forget the last ten years.

  • @timforsgren5275
    @timforsgren5275 Před měsícem +121

    I’m so tired of this ”quirky scoundrel with a good heart” archetype that the main character seems to be. I feel like every other game and film has it.

    • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
      @NewOrderOfAlexandria Před měsícem +17

      We have so many cool characters
      Han solo
      Boba Fett
      Jango Fett
      Lando
      The Mandalorian
      Obi Wan
      Darth Maul
      Mace Windu
      Leia
      Padme
      (Even ST characters were better)
      Poe
      Finn
      Kylo
      Phasma
      Edit: Commander Cody
      Edit: Dash Randar
      They had so many sith, jedi, smugglers (edit: Clones) and bounty hunters to inspire from, but we get strong woman 4,567

    • @michaelharrisjr
      @michaelharrisjr Před měsícem +3

      ​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriaThat would make the "Strong women" be called Mary Sues

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex Před měsícem

      @@NewOrderOfAlexandria I wish she was a strong woman. You know, tall with big muscles. Instead we have a maybe 110 pound goof that appears to be throwing stormtroopers around. I'd argue that's worse.

    • @alterego2421
      @alterego2421 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriatrying to sneak the new ones in is crazy but no clones???

    • @alterego2421
      @alterego2421 Před měsícem +1

      nvm only 1 clone?

  • @Torobuck
    @Torobuck Před měsícem +3180

    This game is gonna be a failure, save this comment because I know it. Its literally Ubisoft afterall, that company never learns...

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti Před měsícem +913

    Knowing modern Ubisoft games, your own Millenium Falcon will probably have a stamina bar.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před měsícem +112

      then you orbit around planets to harvest materials, like trees and rocks to make it fly faster.

    • @Roughnecks2277
      @Roughnecks2277 Před měsícem +45

      Lmao Ubisoft would never waste their money or time on letting you actually pilot your ship through space

    • @kayjay9104
      @kayjay9104 Před měsícem +5

      Don't give them ideas, last thing we need is a walk meter

    • @ssj4vegetto495
      @ssj4vegetto495 Před měsícem +7

      Star Cry Outlaws lol

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 Před měsícem +2

      To be fair that was a different team. This is the team that made avatar. So gameplay might actually be fun, but the story may be a disappointment

  • @ethanforster
    @ethanforster Před měsícem +214

    She looks like a 35 year old Soccer Mum pretending to be Han Solo

    • @prettyboyg1278
      @prettyboyg1278 Před měsícem +27

      Sweet Baby Inc Han Solo

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 Před měsícem +11

      Her face, eyes, and hair are all one color. This is so lazy. I feel bad for young gamers these days.

    • @thsudy
      @thsudy Před měsícem +16

      To me she looks like she’s from mass effect andromeda

    • @DoomBowser64
      @DoomBowser64 Před měsícem +6

      Ma'am Solo

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 Před měsícem +12

      The sad part is the actress used for the motion capture is gorgeous.

  • @Ghostdawg176
    @Ghostdawg176 Před měsícem +55

    The fact that people rolled over and started paying $70 for games by companies that have been releasing flop after flop after flop after flop is absolutely insane to me. So glad indie games are a thing.

    • @WielkieOdpowiedzi
      @WielkieOdpowiedzi Před měsícem +3

      It's because people are actually literally really insane. Without a joke. It's just reality

    • @sirmitchy6718
      @sirmitchy6718 Před měsícem +3

      @@WielkieOdpowiedziyes. Majority of people are complacent sheep. Just the reality.

    • @WielkieOdpowiedzi
      @WielkieOdpowiedzi Před měsícem +1

      @@sirmitchy6718 at least someone is aware of that. Cheers from poland

    • @stonetank7455
      @stonetank7455 Před 28 dny

      I haven't paid full price for a game in years. A few years after launch when the game is patched and costs less than half the price? Maybe, but I won't drop $70 to test a beta.

    • @fatasfeather7163
      @fatasfeather7163 Před 26 dny +1

      Because some of these people who spend that much over and over they basically oldies like in their mid 30s almost 40s or 40s basically dads/mothers who barely have any time for games that they basically just play a 10min-20min on rare cases maybe 40min but stop playing barely done anything important in the game and then log off and play next week or the 2weeks after and basically don't pay much attention how hideous the game is due to barely anytime was put into the game in order for you to notice it and then they see one scenery that is not even that eye catching and they like "wow look at those graphics" then shut off their consoles....

  • @heroicdairy
    @heroicdairy Před měsícem +911

    imagine asking $130 while Helldivers exists

    • @iamoctonate
      @iamoctonate Před měsícem +96

      Literally any other game exists

    • @LambdaDiamond
      @LambdaDiamond Před měsícem +75

      Baulders Gate 3 exists.

    • @FabuBrik
      @FabuBrik Před měsícem +19

      but quadruple A

    • @DuWha
      @DuWha Před měsícem +23

      @@LambdaDiamondsuper overrated game, next

    • @Icodhack2992
      @Icodhack2992 Před měsícem +48

      @@DuWha bg3 is SUPER overrated? I can understand maybe a little overrated, but SUPER? I personally love the game and i think it deserves its praises. Explain yourself

  • @Colin04932
    @Colin04932 Před měsícem +1645

    Honestly this game’s pricing feels like Ubisoft is a homeless guy begging for a piece of change but without the possibility of sympathy from people lmfao.

    • @ninoroxsox
      @ninoroxsox Před měsícem +56

      Like a homeless guy begging for 500 dollars 😂

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx Před měsícem

      Seems like Ubisoft knows their idiot audience really well.

    • @The_Texorcist
      @The_Texorcist Před měsícem +27

      Change? Chaaange? Got some change?!

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 Před měsícem +6

      The game is $70. Woah, truly shocking.

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 Před měsícem +48

      @@citizen3000he’s not talking about the $70 part. The scheme overall is desperate. Use your brain.

  • @Hokuhikene
    @Hokuhikene Před měsícem +84

    Joe: "She looks like a Jim Henson Puppet."
    To be more specific, like a Gelflings from the Dark Crystal.

    • @jackofalltrades7728
      @jackofalltrades7728 Před měsícem +3

      i thought the exact same thing

    • @bmacaulay18
      @bmacaulay18 Před měsícem

      I was thinking more like Dave Chappelle in a wig.

    • @eugenevictortooms4174
      @eugenevictortooms4174 Před měsícem +1

      Spot on.

    • @cornflakekidd
      @cornflakekidd Před měsícem +2

      I think they should have a male or female main characters and you can customize them but that’s probably too much to ask for or they probably charge for outfits

    • @thomasjefferson2676
      @thomasjefferson2676 Před měsícem +2

      I was thinking team America.

  • @sharpspoon7371
    @sharpspoon7371 Před měsícem +71

    Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 Před měsícem +2

      Very cool

    • @grumpynomad3551
      @grumpynomad3551 Před 29 dny +2

      They will. I bet this game makes millions. People will buy anything.

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 Před 29 dny +1

      @@grumpynomad3551 No shortage of people who will consume any product with the SW label. Also, you're probably right I doubt this game will bomb.

    • @JimBob-lv8ps
      @JimBob-lv8ps Před 28 dny

      @@grumpynomad3551no the time of throwing star wars on it for nostalgia is over with thanks to Disney

  • @REblll
    @REblll Před měsícem +588

    Watch how fast Ubisoft's going to change their cancellation policy now lol

    • @356z
      @356z Před měsícem +13

      I always wondered if you sign up for the monthly subscription, but the year one, can you cancel it and not get stuck with the rest of the payments?

    • @Shiftry87
      @Shiftry87 Před měsícem

      @@356z U are charged on a monthly basis so i would think that if u cancel the service before the start of the next month the service gets canceled. It dosent matter if u sign up month to month or a year long option u are still paying at the start of each month so if u cancel u lose access at the end of that month.

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx Před měsícem

      lol I bet that once you buy it there no refund

    • @djbpresents9584
      @djbpresents9584 Před měsícem

      Ubi plus can't go wrong

    • @DK-sk4cv
      @DK-sk4cv Před měsícem

      I doubt it... I bought a heavily discounted game on there recently and before I could install it had a pop up that I had to click accept which pretty much said once you go past this point we have your money forever.

  • @Gamer1990100
    @Gamer1990100 Před měsícem +682

    Ubisoft game just wait 3 or 4 months for a $50% off sale

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 Před měsícem +86

      or 2 years until it´s free on the epic store

    • @nick4810
      @nick4810 Před měsícem +1

      that tactic doesn't work when it's on PC and only on their store.

    • @darthmocap
      @darthmocap Před měsícem +23

      Wait until the sea faring community makes the “free demo” available.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +17

      SBI game probably 2 months 70% off.

    • @AlwayzFresh
      @AlwayzFresh Před měsícem +8

      100% Clueless to pay full price for this knowing it will be half price

  • @TheAdorelis
    @TheAdorelis Před měsícem +23

    ...but joe, *to be fair*...
    AJ: *DID YOU JUST SAY THOSE FORBIDDEN WORDS???*

  • @SuperDoggy99
    @SuperDoggy99 Před měsícem +245

    $130 dollars for a story about Ma'am Solo, fighting horrible, awful males all across the galaxy with her square jaw, female friends, and lame comedy. Basically, it's a Disney Plus show, where you get to defeat the "Space Patriarchy".

    • @Sgto.Wolvington
      @Sgto.Wolvington Před měsícem +22

      You are god damm right

    • @akina26
      @akina26 Před měsícem +17

      Yep trash

    • @ethanwynalda8894
      @ethanwynalda8894 Před měsícem +8

      Spot on

    • @jackcoleman1784
      @jackcoleman1784 Před měsícem +6

      To be fair Star Wars has copied Han Solo several times and it predates Disney so that just kind of makes it look like your problem is that it's a woman this time to anyone that would assume that you're enough of a fan to know better. Not saying that was your intent just saying how it looks. Dash Rendar and Kyle Katarn started as "we have Han Solo at home". The Outrider is just a shitty version of the Millennium Falcon and it always has been. Now granted sometimes characters in Star Wars start out as essentially clones of other characters before becoming more fleshed out but it doesn't change their origins.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 Před měsícem

      @@jackcoleman1784 At least make her hot, man. Like the actress she's based on.

  • @OnasaD
    @OnasaD Před měsícem +414

    Ubisoft has a terrible track record so far:
    •Avatar was mid
    •They have made The Crew 1 unplayable even though people paid full price and are now revoking PC licenses
    •Skull and bones is a failure
    And yet they expect us to pay $70-$130 for their products 🤡

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 Před měsícem +2

      Wait, what’s this about The Crew?

    • @rangerholladen5824
      @rangerholladen5824 Před měsícem

      Is the crew

    • @spandandash1138
      @spandandash1138 Před měsícem +18

      You're forgetting something.Prince of Persia The Lost Crown was definitely the best game they have made in the past 15 years.

    • @videogamerforever312
      @videogamerforever312 Před měsícem +12

      So far no they have been terrible for years even before that. Lied about Watch Dogs 1, The division 1 and 2 were both false advertised specially the first game besides the snow and let’s not ever talk about the disaster of Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Just to name a bit of things.

    • @Lewisfernie
      @Lewisfernie Před měsícem

      The graphics from Avatar were amazing but everything else was very meh, didnt take me long to skip every conversation in the game

  • @justinmiller5539
    @justinmiller5539 Před měsícem +645

    It's Ubisoft, I have already set my expectations accordingly.

    • @Herrmdogg403
      @Herrmdogg403 Před měsícem +6

      🎉Is that in the toilet ;) .😅😅🎉

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 Před měsícem +5

      @@Herrmdogg403 A squat toilet is still too high lol

    • @Nutterbutter123
      @Nutterbutter123 Před měsícem +1

      Plain logical

    • @bluewolf5895
      @bluewolf5895 Před měsícem

      The kings of making average games

    • @TrueCicero
      @TrueCicero Před měsícem +4

      It's gonna be a boring Assassin's Creed game with a Star Wars skin job. Run around and collect a million pointless items, go pray at a million shrines, or explore a million caves with a treasure chest in them that all have shit items.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před měsícem +15

    The game trailer shows no gameplay but we're supposed to preorder, and to pay over 100 dollars upfront for the edition that's closest to complete? Nah, I can wait.

  • @kratosgow09
    @kratosgow09 Před 27 dny +6

    @ 5:22 - Alex: ...but Joe, to be fair...
    Joe: DON'T YOU FUCKING "TO BE FAIR".😂😂😂😂

  • @corruptedpoison1
    @corruptedpoison1 Před měsícem +187

    $130 for a game Ubisoft will take out of your account in 5 years because they lost the license or they shut the servers off.

    • @thebenc1537
      @thebenc1537 Před měsícem +16

      Why is nobody upset about day 1 dlc? They take out part of the game and sell it to you for more at the freaking launch of the game! It should be illegal.

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 Před měsícem +1

      Skull and force

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 Před měsícem

      ​@@thebenc1537nobody's surprised lol it's a Ubisoft classic

    • @simplyyunak3189
      @simplyyunak3189 Před 28 dny

      If online purchase is not owning, then piracy is not stealing

    • @corruptedpoison1
      @corruptedpoison1 Před 14 dny

      @@benjaminfrazier1039 And? What a pointless comment.

  • @Kaynos
    @Kaynos Před měsícem +223

    These prices are ridiculous. Not long ago these tiers were 10$ apart. Base game was 60$, Gold 70$ and Ultimate 80$. Now it's double the price for the best edition, that's some bullshit.

    • @josephpasquarella2123
      @josephpasquarella2123 Před měsícem +6

      Welcome to inflation homie

    • @zeroxgaming4030
      @zeroxgaming4030 Před měsícem +10

      Your not wrong lol The rich always want more money lol

    • @WbosonLP
      @WbosonLP Před měsícem +3

      I remember when Pre Order gave me 1 extra 1y old AAA game.

    • @CV47Deagle
      @CV47Deagle Před měsícem +1

      There shouldn’t even be tiers smh these companies are a joke now

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov Před 29 dny +4

      This has nothing to do with inflation lol.

  • @TheDeceptiveHero
    @TheDeceptiveHero Před měsícem +5

    $130 for a game that in a few years will tell you in the face that you can’t access it anymore just after they did Order 66 with The Crew. Are people really that stupid?

  • @spacegerrit9499
    @spacegerrit9499 Před měsícem +8

    Ubisoft has gone absolutely down the drain. This pricing is absolutely insane. No effing way.

  • @Xylluk
    @Xylluk Před měsícem +171

    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Corporate Commander!?

    • @EdwardGutierrez90
      @EdwardGutierrez90 Před měsícem +10

      "I love the young people" XD

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim Před měsícem +3

      What lesson? They still get their millions of dollars from gamers. Apart from Skull and Bones, Ubisoft hasn't learned anything because we as gamers haven't taught them anything.

  • @TheRetifox
    @TheRetifox Před měsícem +333

    Nothing of this feels like being an Outlaw, more like Star Wars Adventure.

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx Před měsícem +76

      It's Ubisoft, 95% of the game will be clearing out outlaw camps that their game engine copy & pasted ad infinitum all over the map with markers telling you where to go.
      Gamer: I thought I was the outlaw.
      Ubisoft: Umm, sure.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před měsícem +57

      its like they played the Saints Row reboot to take inspiration on what being a criminal is like. I bet she even has space college debt to pay off.

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 Před měsícem +25

      ​@@ShiirowHoly shit you might unironically be on to something. Literally like Forspoken sympathetic broke type shit.

    • @sikeyouthought3887
      @sikeyouthought3887 Před měsícem +32

      Guarantee she’s like” I wanna be and outlaw but not THAT type of outlaw.” She’s gonna be the generic boring kind

    • @osopolar123
      @osopolar123 Před měsícem +8

      Yeah I was pretty disappointed to find out the game was rated T. Looks like another flop for 2024.

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia Před měsícem +6

    I am completely, 100% convinced that Ubisoft is no longer capable of putting out a good game.

  • @PhoenixOnFire90
    @PhoenixOnFire90 Před 29 dny +2

    "Captured in Engine. Not all Images appear in game" This has sudden The Division 1 vibes.

  • @brastly65
    @brastly65 Před měsícem +345

    “To be fair” is gunna be up there with “FOR BLUE??!?” pretty soon lmao

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Před měsícem +11

      Glad Alex took one for OJ. That's a nice coat

    • @judgepajarillo22
      @judgepajarillo22 Před měsícem

      Can anyone reference where that video was again? I want to know the context

    • @josephhein9497
      @josephhein9497 Před měsícem +20

      ARE Y- ARE YOU ADDAYERMYND?!

    • @epicologyfr6177
      @epicologyfr6177 Před měsícem +2

      My favorite re-occuring bit on AJS

    • @epicologyfr6177
      @epicologyfr6177 Před měsícem +7

      @@judgepajarillo22Angry Review for Evolved is where it all started and has now become a re-occuring bit anytime Joe sees overpriced micro trnasactions.

  • @henri2058
    @henri2058 Před měsícem +563

    Season pass, early access, exclusive mission for overpaying... IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME.
    WTF IS UBISOFT DOING 😭😭😭

    • @frafio5182
      @frafio5182 Před měsícem +31

      The same every company does

    • @kagenotatsumaki
      @kagenotatsumaki Před měsícem +23

      Literally the exact same thing Bethesda did with Starfield?

    • @Mephzice
      @Mephzice Před měsícem +53

      increasing the value of the pirated copy

    • @Paws_Network
      @Paws_Network Před měsícem

      @@frafio5182 Wrong, there is better games for cheaper.

    • @OkamiToge
      @OkamiToge Před měsícem

      Wait, that dumb shit has a season pass? 🤨 tf

  • @socaltrojan286
    @socaltrojan286 Před měsícem +5

    Got to love when organics take on a droid and their response is to punch it. Droids do not feel pain, and when it comes to a meatbag vs. machine, machine will always win.

    • @neorebu
      @neorebu Před měsícem

      tbf that other human could be a cyborg or android

    • @socaltrojan286
      @socaltrojan286 Před měsícem +1

      @@neorebu not including modified humans. That is not the same as what I was talking about. We have seen scense in other movies and shows where organics punch robots which is just stupid do to the harm that would be inflicted back by hitting metal.

  • @dxmnnndanny2092
    @dxmnnndanny2092 Před měsícem +4

    Making an open world Star Wars game with no character customization is the dumbest thing to me. Let us have the choice on who we want to be and how we want to develop our character, I’m sick of these new gen developers capping us.

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 Před měsícem +152

    Ubisoft thinks they're good enough to charge that much.😂

    • @camraid9
      @camraid9 Před měsícem +8

      I know right... With games like Elden Ring around. That is a bad joke.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 Před měsícem +4

      "We know you nerds will buy anything with a Wookie in it."

  • @RAN-os5gz
    @RAN-os5gz Před měsícem +100

    The cheapest way to play this game:
    - pay $18 dollars to play the game and vow to cancel in 1 month
    - forget to cancel and end up spending $200 after months of going "dammit, I forgot again"
    Maybe the best decision would be not to play it. It's ok to miss out on certain things, nothing bad is gonna happen to you if you ignore this.

    • @mangan700
      @mangan700 Před měsícem +22

      Nah the cheapest way would be to play a pirated version xD

    • @alexsynthesis
      @alexsynthesis Před měsícem +23

      I never forget to cancel a subscription cuz I pay for one month then immediately cancel it so I can enjoy the rest of the month 😂

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids Před měsícem +1

      ​@@mangan700spent electricity to download it.

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias Před měsícem +5

      The cheapest way would be to go to the high seas and hoist the Jolly Roger.

    • @SuperKendoman
      @SuperKendoman Před měsícem +5

      Bold of you to assume I'll be playing this. We have Stellar Blade, Black Myth WuKong and Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree to look forward to, brothers and sisters 😎

  • @NTSH443
    @NTSH443 Před měsícem +26

    Main character looks like it was pulled from Team America, maybe we’ll see her mass chundering in a back alley somewhere.

    • @kenwolf6842
      @kenwolf6842 Před měsícem +1

      Now that you said it.... i see it now

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 Před měsícem

      That's what it reminds me of!
      Thank you!!!

  • @hallowseve5801
    @hallowseve5801 Před měsícem +6

    Ubisoft really trying to out milk Star Wars than EA did with Battlefront

  • @mysteryman7445
    @mysteryman7445 Před měsícem +92

    Hopefully, enough people will skip this one to either put Ubisoft out of business or make it clear that pricing models like this should be abandoned.

    • @videovagrancy8526
      @videovagrancy8526 Před měsícem +9

      I agree. I already REFUSE to buy at the $70 price point. I wish more would do that. The only reason these companies have the audacity to charge that much is that PEOPLE PAY FOR IT.
      People need to have self control.

    • @worldsbest91
      @worldsbest91 Před měsícem +2

      There are always tonnes of normies that buy these games regardless. If you know one of these people, please help them.

    • @JediKnightoftheSnyderCult
      @JediKnightoftheSnyderCult Před měsícem +2

      Ubisoft and Lucasfilm both. 2 birds with 1 stone.

  • @stefanradebach2889
    @stefanradebach2889 Před měsícem +82

    Can't wait to do the "clear out base and raise flag pole" type of mission 3 million times while having a boring slog of a grind for XP and equipment that makes me unable to do story missions unless i chuck out 300 dollars per level upgrade and 200 dollars for new gear and weapons and every story mission has a 10 level gap between each other.
    Also i'm betting that these "outlaws" are just gonna be loving rascals with strong code of honor and hating the Galactic Empire for being an oppressive regime because neither Disney nor Ubisoft have any balls to depict the "outlaws" in any believable manner or have any grey conflict because got forbid we have a story that doesn't revolve around excessive nostalgia for the original trilogy. Seriously can't we at least have a nostalgic story based on the Legends continuity in some capacity?

    • @buggart
      @buggart Před měsícem +10

      Also don't forget about the protag's nonstop quips and WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THE PUZZLES MY OWN!

  • @djmir4
    @djmir4 Před měsícem +6

    I don't follow the "Go woke, go broke." crowd and I actually wanted to give this one a try right up until I saw the price point. Gonna be a hell nah from me dawg. I really hope people show them and vote with their dollars.

    • @viktorreznov8740
      @viktorreznov8740 Před 23 dny +1

      People jump the gun on that too much nowadays. Sure we have had alot of Mary sues that have ruined games now so people are not blaclpilled into being annoyed at a woman being the main character to a game and end up totally forgetting all the great ones we did have that had nothing to do with being woke like femme shep in mass effect and Lara croft in tomb raider. It's just a knew jerk reaction

    • @jimmunro4649
      @jimmunro4649 Před 15 dny

      I love GO WOKE GO BROKE because it 1000% True need get that into your HEAD

  • @JimWarp93
    @JimWarp93 Před měsícem +5

    It's Ubisoft, so it's most likely an Assassins Creed Mod with a Star Wars skin.

    • @FloppyDorito
      @FloppyDorito Před měsícem +1

      I was thinking Far Cry mod with Star Wars skin, but I'm sure the melee mechanics will get copy and pasted from AC as well lmao.

    • @generalshock4359
      @generalshock4359 Před 23 dny

      ok chief thats giving them WAAY too much credit you forgot all of the inevitable bugs of giga proportions XD

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Před měsícem +285

    It feels so comforting knowing so many people are on the same page about this whole thing. It seems like everyone is smartening up to all these antics.

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm Před měsícem +13

      You're just in an echo chamber. Trust and believe more people will buy it then watch AJS unfortunately

    • @yellowscarlightningscream8347
      @yellowscarlightningscream8347 Před měsícem +45

      @@Maxrepfitgm Assassins creed sold horribly and Crew Motor fest and Skull and bones sold even worse. They are in deep shit.

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Před měsícem +4

      You're actually in the minority. It just seems like you're growing in numbers because y'all are so vocal about it online. But in reality yeah no one cares and will buy it anyway. They don't mind.

    • @nick4810
      @nick4810 Před měsícem +1

      It's going to be a huge, to think otherwise is truly deluded. Step out of the echo chamber once in a while.

    • @65firered
      @65firered Před měsícem +22

      ​@@Maxrepfitgm I mean people are pretty done with Star Wars and Ubi$oft at this point. And when they are getting bad press for not only greed but a community manager actively starting a fight with the community before the game even drops. Yeah, I think it's not going to massive blockbuster they want, especially if the story falls flat.

  • @Jamesftd
    @Jamesftd Před měsícem +59

    You just know that every 5 seconds you spend exploring an alien city the npc's are gonna jump back and shout "Whoa, what are you crazy?!"...

    • @TheKman1014
      @TheKman1014 Před měsícem

      😂

    • @JeremyBX
      @JeremyBX Před měsícem +1

      Didnt realize how big of an issue this actually is until i read your comment
      Their game engine is too stiff

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 Před měsícem +28

    Imagine the day we get a Star Wars game with customizable gear, clothes, weapons, ships, a base building mechanic, hunting mechanics, food and sleep bars, maybe even get hotter and colder on planets, oxygen in space, underwater or in hostile atmospheres, blending in with Empire soldiers by taking uniforms and sneaking into bases or stealing ships etc, being a mercenary fighter for the Rebellion or bounty hunter for the Empire, being a stealth archer/assassin, building a crew and accomodating them on your ship/in your base, heisting Empire payments and selling intelligence about the Rebellion, being a space pirate or farmer, starting a legitimate trading business on or off world, making a private army or fleet and taking over a planet or galaxy... you don't even need a story, people will make their own, just give them to freedom to do that.

    • @Ariranhaa
      @Ariranhaa Před měsícem +5

      I don't think this will happen at all, ever

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 Před měsícem +4

      @@Ariranhaa yep :(

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh Před měsícem +1

      Why when they can release an unfinished game with nothing in it and you’ll all still buy it.

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 Před měsícem

      @@THISISLolesh Having a car is better than having a bike but having a bike is better than walking. If it's the best we have right now then it'll have to do.

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh Před měsícem +2

      @@judechauhan6715 And that kind of thinking is exactly why we’re in this mess. You mess it up for everyone.

  • @randomaccount7815
    @randomaccount7815 Před měsícem +253

    joe: "she looks kind of weird"
    that's a bit of an understatement.

    • @themarauder6108
      @themarauder6108 Před měsícem

      Yeah....she looks like she was hit with a spade.

    • @rickinielsen1
      @rickinielsen1 Před měsícem +29

      So many characters look like bad fortnite skins... And the animations look so stiff and clunky. I cannot tell if this is a deliberate design choice or just bad...

    • @SWOTHDRA
      @SWOTHDRA Před měsícem +9

      The downgrade os real compared to that gameplay trailer last year

    • @highriskgunman4181
      @highriskgunman4181 Před měsícem +18

      Soccer mom saves the galaxy simulator

    • @Hokuhikene
      @Hokuhikene Před měsícem

      She looks like a Gelfling from the dark crystal. Uncandy valley bottom for sure

  • @Beau_the_Bro
    @Beau_the_Bro Před měsícem +245

    Here in Australia, the prices for this game
    standard : $110
    Gold Edition: $170
    And Ultimate Edition: $200 !!!!!!
    💀

    • @Dom0766
      @Dom0766 Před měsícem +23

      If I lived in Australia I'd quit being a gamer 😬

    • @dethswurl117
      @dethswurl117 Před měsícem +14

      I don't understand the price difference for A DIGITAL GAME lol that's outrageous
      They act like they're shipping it there

    • @tr1bes
      @tr1bes Před měsícem +16

      Go back to ps2 era games. You have more fun playing those games than current gen games.

    • @DojiJoji
      @DojiJoji Před měsícem +7

      200 whole dollariedoos. shiiiiiiiit.

    • @RickDangerousNL
      @RickDangerousNL Před měsícem +5

      yeah.. 200 AUD translates to 130 USD, so it's the same price, just different currency.

  • @irishbearsfan12
    @irishbearsfan12 Před 19 dny +1

    Workplace violence inside the AJS studio ! “To be fare…” immediately shown them hands 😂

  • @newhappiness4410
    @newhappiness4410 Před měsícem +2

    Ubisoft are the Outlaws wanting to make millions off us paying for a game that’s not 100%

  • @cristainrodriguez5845
    @cristainrodriguez5845 Před měsícem +185

    I'm so gutted by this. This could've been Disney's chance to resurrect Star Wars 1313 something Star Wars fans have longed for. Instead of giving us our mature, Boba Fett game navigating the underworld we get this? The current incarnation of Lucasfilm is either unwilling or incapable of giving us what we obviously desire. They don't deserve our money.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +27

      it's Disney as a whole. not just lucas its DISNEY. There is a big reason why they lost a Billion dollars in the box office last year lol.

    • @brandong7675
      @brandong7675 Před měsícem +8

      Yeah but why do that when you can drip feed generic corpo slop and still make millions?

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX Před měsícem +10

      Kathleen Kennedy many times said she wanted to replace all legacy characters with her own female new cast. She want less Boba or Luke and more generic girl bosses. Disney is dead and Jon Favreau will not change it.

    • @MioRaem
      @MioRaem Před měsícem +13

      It's honestly fucking fascinating. Mind-boggling. I'm not even a real Star Wars fan, and I stand in AWE of Disney LucasFilm's ineptability. Hundreds of MILLIONS of fans telling them for years: This and this and this is what we want and hoo boy the money we will pay for it! And they are like: No no no, you silly billies. THIS is what you want.
      And even as the franchise is bleeding money, they won't listen a dime's worth. It's honestly a feat.

    • @CursedShinobiClown
      @CursedShinobiClown Před měsícem

      1313 would have just been a mediocre Uncharted clone

  • @monster796abs
    @monster796abs Před měsícem +95

    Dont pre order ubisoft games, thats the first rule in gaming

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 Před měsícem +29

      Why pre-order any game?

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Před měsícem +16

      Correction: Don't buy ANY Ubisoft game. Let that corporate monster fail.

    • @SuperAerie
      @SuperAerie Před měsícem +16

      Dont pre-order anything at all, ever!

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 Před měsícem +5

      @@SuperAerie I still don’t know why people do it. You’d think they would have learned to not do that ooh about 20 years ago.

    • @Skateandcreate9
      @Skateandcreate9 Před měsícem +1

      I pre ordered Stellar Blade sorry 😂

  • @troyl200
    @troyl200 Před měsícem +2

    Imagine if StarWars was licensed out to Larian Studios for a KOTOR 3... But all we have is rampant mediocrity from Poopisoft.

  • @HyJyncks
    @HyJyncks Před měsícem +2

    "LOOK IT'S A DOG BUT ITS AN AXLOTL BUY PRODUCT" -soulless corporation trying to appeal to human beings

  • @robertfey825
    @robertfey825 Před měsícem +51

    (old man voice)
    In my day $130 got me the Halo 3 Collector's Edition with Master Chief's helmet that housed the game and a bonus disc with behind the scenes videos! And I still have it!
    😂

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 Před měsícem +5

      These were the old days. Now, we're in new standards... Of low!

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker Před měsícem +2

      @@cliffturbo2146 all of that before pandemic and inflation.

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 Před měsícem +2

      It’s crazy that I remember being a broke-ass college kid and seeing that at the time and thinking, “$130 for one game?! GTFOH, I don’t care if it is Halo 3. I’ll take the $60 one, please.”
      Nowadays, that Halo 3 Legendary Edition would be considered a STEAL, by modern standards.

    • @tereninsecundus6084
      @tereninsecundus6084 Před měsícem +2

      I bought Halo 2's physical copy for 25 dollars. I still have the price-tag on the case to this day.

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 Před měsícem

      @@tereninsecundus6084
      I got Halo 2 as an Xmas present, along with MGS3.
      The night before, though, we went to Blockbuster (as we usually did right before Xmas to rent a bunch of movies that we could watch over the holidays) and I was browsing their pre-played video games section.
      I ended up finding an ORIGINAL COPY of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on PS1 for like $10.
      Greatest gaming Xmas EVER.

  • @Ben-pv2bn
    @Ben-pv2bn Před měsícem +60

    I'm building a theory that the people in charge of these games don't watch CZcams, because if they ever did, they might learn something.

    • @MrLeroyFox
      @MrLeroyFox Před měsícem +6

      What would they learn? Those people look at their numbers, and their numbers show that ya'll keep buying their shit.

    • @lvloneownage
      @lvloneownage Před měsícem

      They don’t care about money, the blue haired people just wanna push their agenda

    • @megaplexXxHD
      @megaplexXxHD Před měsícem +2

      This is because we are in a more indepth gaming community. I would guess only about 30% are really looking at reviews/previews, reactions etc. meanwhile the other part of the gaming community is just casually buying and playing these games without looking into who the devs are and all that stuff. They see star wars in the shop and think „oh nice a new star wars game, lets buy it“. Theres nothing you can do about it apart from sensitize your friends about these scummy ripoffs…

    • @badman5852
      @badman5852 Před měsícem

      Absolutely not. All they think they've learned is you are a bigot my friend. How dare you want to play as an attractive female character? Big muscles man is fine, big boobs and nice face is bad. You should feel bad.

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 Před měsícem

      I'm pretty sure they do, otherwise they wouldn't be putting hits on CZcamsrs who criticise their so-called games.

  • @Ugnutz
    @Ugnutz Před měsícem +2

    Its weird the actress that voices the main character and she is modeled after is a fairly attractive woman. and you used to be able to use Ubisoft points you earnt from playing their games to get a discount on their games.

  • @willolmeda228
    @willolmeda228 Před měsícem +4

    Soon we'll have to pay for trailers

  • @Kyvord
    @Kyvord Před měsícem +136

    Along the way we lost a mandalorian game, a darth maul game and a boba fett game for this. Dude this looks terrible.

    • @boogie5
      @boogie5 Před měsícem +2

      Play GALACTIC CONTENTION mod for Squad... Thank me later! 🫡

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Před měsícem

      @@boogie5 We shouldn't have to turn to a non-Star Wars game/modding in general just to get the shit we want.

    • @rapedslime7040
      @rapedslime7040 Před měsícem +1

      Oh comeon,you just had to remind me of the Darth Maul game...that actually looked good(and for once virsceral instead of just turning lightsabers into glowticks,didnt have that since JK)

  • @jesush.christ4241
    @jesush.christ4241 Před měsícem +94

    The main character has the same chin as Stan from American Dad

    • @dolorousjohn5499
      @dolorousjohn5499 Před měsícem +1

      HOW DARE YOU

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 Před měsícem +1

      LMAO

    • @Venzynt
      @Venzynt Před měsícem +3

      Wake me up when we finally get a custom jedi character...

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 Před měsícem +1

      "Good morning GFFA, I got a feeling its going to be a wonderful day. The suns in the sky has smiles on its faces and shining a salute to the Huttese race."

    • @sickmaelstrom6388
      @sickmaelstrom6388 Před měsícem +1

      Also the worst hair I have seen

  • @cheeseburger4089
    @cheeseburger4089 Před měsícem +1

    @12:30 The cardboard box head would be a good gag for when the angry review comes out.

  • @InvaderShane
    @InvaderShane Před měsícem +2

    I actually like the core design of the main character she reminds me of Ellen Ripley who we all know is one of the most badass characters ever. But for some reason because Ubisoft sucks they managed to make her look and animate like a puppet. I love star wars but hate Ubisoft and this looks mid as hell and the pricing is crazy. I wish we were able to make our own character even if that character has a preset background.

  • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
    @NeutralGuyDoubleZero Před měsícem +232

    Ubisoft is unique in their ability to sound as generic and corporate as possible when talking about what should be an exciting video game.
    What am I even saying? This is ubisoft, of course theyll find a way to make this a boring chore filled slog with MTX out the wazoo. Cant wait for *"hey deliver this note to my sister across the planet"* quest 10x over.

    • @charlesbronson1959
      @charlesbronson1959 Před měsícem +4

      UBI SOFT what is it AAAAAAAAAA game

    • @pineapplegamer6986
      @pineapplegamer6986 Před měsícem +9

      They’re marketing is either a bunch of robots or idiots. Like “forget everything you knew about pirate game” like who approved that line it’s both cliche and stupid for the context

    • @jacksonteller3973
      @jacksonteller3973 Před měsícem +3

      i'm sure the game itself will be fun but I have a real problem with selling early access as a paid feature as it's an accessibility issue as it temps people with addictive personalities into playing the game early due to FOMO.

    • @papapapa16
      @papapapa16 Před měsícem

      AI marketing

  • @justinstoll4955
    @justinstoll4955 Před měsícem +129

    What does a single-player game need a season pass for? It's like they're trying to kill any enthusiasm I may have.

    • @d00mre4per7
      @d00mre4per7 Před měsícem +4

      Many games in the past have season passes (which is just a bundle of all planed dlc)

    • @mrwhocares3931
      @mrwhocares3931 Před měsícem

      U r confusing a season pass with a battle pass STUPID

    • @ajarmetta
      @ajarmetta Před měsícem +17

      They want single players games as well to milk you out as much money as they can get from you they want this to make this the standard now

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma Před měsícem

      Extra profit and engagement, most people end up returning to the game every few months to see whatever shiny new trinkets have been released for the pass, even if they beat the actual game a while ago

    • @enightc
      @enightc Před měsícem +3

      It's the day 1 dlc that is behind a 40$ paywall that I have issues with.

  • @pillagius
    @pillagius Před měsícem +1

    Story:"Empire on super high alert hunting Rebels - perfect time to make a heist, when any slightest suspicious events would seek star destroyer on you!"

  • @ziephel-6780
    @ziephel-6780 Před měsícem +1

    They have these ridiculous prices, while also reminding us that we do not own their games and products.

  • @skree_fpv436
    @skree_fpv436 Před měsícem +131

    The main character be looking like Eddie Van Halen

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Před měsícem +6

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking... 80's rock/metal band hair, slapped onto the gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

    • @randomaccount7815
      @randomaccount7815 Před měsícem +14

      (bottles clinking)
      "warriors, come out to play"

    • @lupolinar
      @lupolinar Před měsícem +4

      I was thinking of a young Bon Jovi.

    • @mediawarrior5957
      @mediawarrior5957 Před měsícem +2

      Star Wars came out in 1977, so trying to make her look DISCO?

    • @LukeGamer111
      @LukeGamer111 Před měsícem

      @@Axterix13 I was thinking Reno Raines... that weird hairs and watter chopper 🤣

  • @bronnl5482
    @bronnl5482 Před měsícem +39

    can`t look at such "human" npcs and characters models, all these games, like fallout 4 when "settlers" come to your base, without Kyle Reese popping in to my head: "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy... "

  • @AlbertWilsonComics
    @AlbertWilsonComics Před 26 dny +1

    Trusting Ubisoft is like Trusting the American Government.
    It will never end well.

  • @Piasecznik72
    @Piasecznik72 Před měsícem

    Cardboard box enemies want to be invisible Solid Snake style :D

  • @Onecutetiger
    @Onecutetiger Před měsícem +87

    Remember when you just bought baldues gate 3? No additional tiers, no season pass, no silly bundles. Just a 1 time purchase for an amazing game. Then there's ubisoft.

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Před měsícem +7

      Unfortunately I could care less for baldurs gate 3 because I hate turn based crap, dng. No thank you. But I respect the praise the game got.

    • @user-ds8rj2vc4v
      @user-ds8rj2vc4v Před měsícem +8

      @@imsentinelprime9279
      I used to hate turn-based games, and still do to an extent.
      But Baldur's Gate 3 is still genuinely an amazing game to play. The combat is now one of my favourite bits about it.

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 Před měsícem

      Baldurs Gate, literal top down goblins & wizards in the 2020s??!! 🤦‍♂

    • @zynux8252
      @zynux8252 Před měsícem

      I hate Ubisoft and their greed but I hate this comparison also. Baldur's Gate 3 was an early access game for years to make it what it was at launch. Without that early access the game's initial launch would have been abysmal and the reception poor. Baldur's Gate development is not a normal game development cycle

    • @user-ds8rj2vc4v
      @user-ds8rj2vc4v Před měsícem +6

      @@zynux8252
      Not really a good argument. If that's the key to a good game, then why don't they do it that way?
      Ubisoft chose to go down the route of £120 preorder ultimate extreme max editions with season passes, skin packs and other microtransactions to come.
      Nobody forced them to do that.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs Před měsícem +48

    not even a minute into the video and Joe already found out ubisoft fucked up lol

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx Před měsícem +2

      It is Ubisoft though.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +3

      @@Zyzzyyx Ubisoft + SBI .... its DAO avoid at all costs.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim Před měsícem

      ​@@spartacus18954what's SBI? Also, what's DAO?

    • @19thunderchild
      @19thunderchild Před měsícem

      @@spartacus18954 doesn't your mouth get sore from blowing that dog whistle all the time?

  • @arn_ice
    @arn_ice Před měsícem

    16:49 Where are the iconic domes on the tower of the Star Destroyer?

  • @dhendy27
    @dhendy27 Před měsícem +1

    Think they forgot that New Hope was only made in 70s, the world wasn't based on the 70s.

  • @Shocknfunk
    @Shocknfunk Před měsícem +75

    They didn’t notice they actually paywalled a mission by $40 as well

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před měsícem +21

      $30 dollars for a 15 minute mission, Id surmise.

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 Před měsícem +11

      @@Shiirow No surely it's a 14 hour mission...LOL

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 Před měsícem

      I was able to buy it for $58 from Green Man Gaming with my gold account and a voucher. I'll buy dlc after it's all released and only if it's worth it. Aint no way I'm paying ubi anything over $60!

    • @Shocknfunk
      @Shocknfunk Před měsícem

      @@MaxRamos8 if you really wanted to play it, should’ve went with their service option to be at most $18. Especially if you’re able to cancel it immediately after and still have access for that month.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs Před měsícem +139

    Ubisoft is the Disney of gaming. They are a zombie company that just won't shut shop and go away

    • @jacksonteller3973
      @jacksonteller3973 Před měsícem +2

      Disney are cool though

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 Před měsícem +4

      Except Ubisoft is actually fighting for it's life. Disney still has another decade in it.

    • @sikeyouthought3887
      @sikeyouthought3887 Před měsícem

      @@jacksonteller3973cap

    • @0fficialdregs
      @0fficialdregs Před měsícem +13

      @@natediaz1863 They can fight for their life, doesn't mean their choices are helping them

    • @swordimpulse07
      @swordimpulse07 Před měsícem +5

      Which is why they're perfect for each other

  • @GreenDinoRanger
    @GreenDinoRanger Před měsícem +1

    But to be fair, Joe! This is the second ever AAAA game because this studio only puts out insane quality products worthy of such inflated prices.
    *Sarcasm*

  • @qlw809
    @qlw809 Před měsícem +1

    Dying on the Max Rebo singing attempt. Lol😂

  • @Butch808
    @Butch808 Před měsícem +48

    Assassin's Creed Outlaws... How many towers we gotta climb?

  • @jonathanpabon4477
    @jonathanpabon4477 Před měsícem +23

    I can already see the Sweet Baby Inc influence.

  • @Karloss00
    @Karloss00 Před měsícem +1

    It's also $130 for a digital product, that they can just shutdown at any moment.

  • @Behumat.
    @Behumat. Před 19 dny

    I find it hilarious how the ship in this game, the "Trail Blazer", is essentially the Aluminum Mallard from Space Quest, which was originally riffing on the Millennium Falcon. Now things have truly come full circle.

  • @TOTN17
    @TOTN17 Před měsícem +168

    The Model for the Player Character in Outlaws is actually quite good looking in RL which is why people think Ubisoft went out of their way to make her ugly

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 Před měsícem +28

      She’s not remotely ugly in the game, her and everybody’s facial animation is just uncanny.

    • @Blackwolf-gr6ch
      @Blackwolf-gr6ch Před měsícem

      @@DuelaDent52 no, she is ugly

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian Před měsícem +46

      @@DuelaDent52lol

    • @5H4D3
      @5H4D3 Před měsícem

      @@DuelaDent52 Maybe it's the hair but she definitely looks ugly to me.

    • @aoi_susano
      @aoi_susano Před měsícem

      @@DuelaDent52 Um, no, you are stupid if you seriously think that.

  • @boogie5
    @boogie5 Před měsícem +30

    THIS?!?! Compared to the Star Wars Eclipse trailer we got years ago... it's like we went BACKWARDS in time!!!

    • @ccgod
      @ccgod Před měsícem

      2 different companies.

    • @rapedslime7040
      @rapedslime7040 Před měsícem

      Thats what our french beholder of children photoalbums does,he sells you on a decent/cool trailer and then delivers absolutely nothing.

  • @HMR-yo8zl
    @HMR-yo8zl Před měsícem

    i won't mind the highest price as long i can use and upgrade other blasters besides the main weapon or is just one blaster the entire game 🤔🤷

  • @sc9331
    @sc9331 Před měsícem

    Amazon used to give a pre-order discount years back (10% maybe)?

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 Před měsícem +290

    Joe casually mocking “that crowd” about her being ugly and then several times in the video going into detail about her looking f’ed up is actually quite hilarious

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +146

      that's the telltale sign that this is a SBI game. They purposefully make the characters ugly as fuck even thou the actors and actresses are gorgeous. Do not buy this game, do not support SBI. They already got their hands in Saints Row R.I.P. and Fable

    • @alexsynthesis
      @alexsynthesis Před měsícem +79

      It’s funny cuz Joe tries to be political even though he knows nothing about politics 😂

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Před měsícem +78

      It should wake people up to the fact that they have been manipulated into defending stuff that they otherwise would be against.. simply because forces told them that criticism was "conspiracy"

    • @ZeroB4NG
      @ZeroB4NG Před měsícem +51

      Ubi Soft has its own DEI department, everything a developer does has to be approved by that department.
      They do not need SBI, they got SBI at home.

    • @user-ds8rj2vc4v
      @user-ds8rj2vc4v Před měsícem +45

      He does it a lot in general. Look at the Halo TV show. He hates Kwan. As do many people. But it's very easy to then just say Joe is a part of "that crowd", hating on women and Asian actors etc - insert ism and current year.
      He doesn't see the irony in generalising groups who're criticising something.

  • @benburnside5049
    @benburnside5049 Před měsícem +17

    The pet/droid sidekick for every star wars main character has been overdone to death at this point. From R2, to R4, to the BD8, to the one in Jedi Fallen Order, to Baby Yoda, to now this pet. I get why they do it ( so kids could buy them), but good lord has the pet/drioid side kick been overdone.

  • @jaegerman66
    @jaegerman66 Před 27 dny

    One frame of her gave me notes of Space-Habsburg

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 Před měsícem

    When can I download this from the Google Play Store?

  • @KGUYDOG
    @KGUYDOG Před měsícem +27

    1:08 'An opportunity to make millions' feels like the scene in Austin Powers when Dr. Evil doesn't know how much currency is worth anymore.

    • @Punished_Trump
      @Punished_Trump Před měsícem

      Why do fake space credits in a video game need to imitate real money and inflate?

    • @alixvalove
      @alixvalove Před měsícem

      ​@@Punished_Trump "Space credits" in the Star Wars universe commonly have higher value than in real life

    • @tr1bes
      @tr1bes Před měsícem

      Space Credit didn't save Han Solo being frozen in a cemented block.

  • @LegacyDrummer
    @LegacyDrummer Před měsícem +118

    Forspoken vibes with this

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx Před měsícem +21

      Forspoken's developers closed down after release months later. Is that what you're saying Ubisoft should do too? We can only pray.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +18

      don't forget Saints Row and the past year of Disney films that lost over 1 Billion at the box office lol go woke go broke guys.

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 Před měsícem +5

      At least the forspoken devs didnt fuck up their actresses face in game.

    • @Misery7531
      @Misery7531 Před měsícem +1

      Nah don't compare it to that

    • @maskofacryingclown3
      @maskofacryingclown3 Před měsícem

      Luminous studio closed because it was the studios last game. Luminous merged back into square enix in which they helped develope ff16. The difference between Luminous and volition. Is that volition merged into gearbox months after saints row release. Then months later volition actually dissolved. Mind you it took a whole yr for volition to actually dissolve. Where as Luminous is still merged in with its parenting company. Square enix. Do you really believe that only a month of a games release sales depends on whether a studio closes down or not? Do you realize how many studios and especially indie studios would be shut down? The people who made redfall are still open and they didn't close down, now did they? I was a part of a merge and we knew 2 yrs in advanced that we were going to merge.​@Zyzzyyx

  • @visionop8
    @visionop8 Před 6 dny

    I’m convinced that the cast of Goat Simulator is also the Ubisoft board of directors

  • @aoscott
    @aoscott Před 25 dny +1

    I'm predicting that when AJS reviews this game when it is released, it will get a big "YOU F#$@3d IT UP!"

  • @WwZa7
    @WwZa7 Před měsícem +21

    "Let's enjoy the trailewhatthefuck!"
    This is the reaction of literally everyone

  • @darkstarmedia
    @darkstarmedia Před měsícem +160

    And devs wonder why gaming is dead. Greed has killed it.

    • @65firered
      @65firered Před měsícem +40

      Greed, politics, and spite.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 Před měsícem +19

      that and SBI

    • @Meowtro
      @Meowtro Před měsícem +24

      Gaming is not dead lmao, last year alone was full of back to back bangers.

    • @CrimsonFIame
      @CrimsonFIame Před měsícem +12

      I wouldn't say gaming is dying more so it's companies that were once at the top turned to greed. There's been other companies that came up and took their place and indie titles have been great within the past few years too.

    • @0o-0o694
      @0o-0o694 Před měsícem +5

      ​@Meowtro you gotta understand that doom sayers love to overblow how bad things get. Makes em feel better about themselves

  • @phrozenliquidz
    @phrozenliquidz Před měsícem +2

    Joe stopped talked for exactly 1.3 seconds total during this trailer and neither mini me has the balla to tell him to stfu lol

  • @Aml-dr5oz
    @Aml-dr5oz Před 27 dny

    okay, why does a hover bike have shock absorbers on them?
    the thing hovers while it travels that you probably can't feel even the giant bumps on the ground right?

  • @Frostmournt
    @Frostmournt Před měsícem +34

    I just don't understand why they can't just give us a single-player open-world Star Wars RPG that gives the player freedom to create their own Character and have multiple-branching class systems (Force User, Mandalorian/Commando, Brawler Echani/Teras Kashi, or Stealth Smuggler/Bounty Hunter). Hell, even add in Co-Op for 4 players similar to Borderlands, Payday 2, and Helldivers 2, while the setting is on the Outer Rim during an early galactic empire versus the proto-rebel. Have several planets for contention between the factions, and add a tremendous amount of story quests alongside branching narratives.

    • @jesusr.7829
      @jesusr.7829 Před měsícem +15

      Oh that sounds so terrible man. No battle pass? No live service? Who would want an open world Star Wars rpg where you can create your own character? 🤭

    • @Frostmournt
      @Frostmournt Před měsícem +9

      @@jesusr.7829 True brother, it's like I suddenly woke up in a different dimension, or just like Ripley said "Did IQ just drop sharply while I was away?". Some sort of Mass Cognitive disorder, what is perceived to be good and beautiful turned upside down.

    • @jesusr.7829
      @jesusr.7829 Před měsícem +2

      @@Frostmournt I think entertainment in general not just gaming has slowing been declining for years. All that matters is money now or maybe that kind of shit has always just been around we were just to young to see it back then

    • @Frostmournt
      @Frostmournt Před měsícem

      @@jesusr.7829 But have you wondered? if it is bad and people don't like it meaning no money, then why is more of this garbage infiltrating our entertainment, laws, values, cultures, and politics? I am talking worldwide even in the far South East Asia where I lived.
      If I have to give an analogy, imagine an old Burger joint where you know exactly the menu and everyone works in it. One day there is a took-over and the recipe changes, you find a weird menu like a squid burger, the new manager and chef are assholes, and you are thinking this place will not last long. However, the complete opposite happened, the new Burger Joint opened everywhere, and everyone still hated it aside from a few weirdo minorities. Who funded all of these? What is the goal?

    • @C3l3bi1
      @C3l3bi1 Před měsícem +3

      @@Frostmournt @jesusr.7892
      nah it clear peoples brains have been fried they dont play games to enjoy them, but to coom to skins

  • @russellhall5065
    @russellhall5065 Před měsícem +59

    Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer kept reaching for the cupcake, & it shocked him every time he touched it, but he kept reaching for it anyway & kept getting shocked? 'Member that?

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids Před měsícem +1

      kinky

    • @Certifiable
      @Certifiable Před měsícem +11

      Bart (Lisa's science experiment), but yes, good allegory!

    • @NarutoSSj6
      @NarutoSSj6 Před měsícem

      Thats one of its always sunny in Philadelphia moments too: Charlie reaching for rat cheese

    • @shockt9221
      @shockt9221 Před měsícem

      Pepperidge Farm remembers

  • @rapturecitizen1002
    @rapturecitizen1002 Před měsícem +2

    This video encouraged me to preorder stellar blade

  • @QuantIosi
    @QuantIosi Před měsícem +1

    We are nearing the big space game saturation point

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 Před měsícem +42

    What the hell did they do to that girls face

    • @safiquazi2704
      @safiquazi2704 Před měsícem

      Americans can't stand beautiful women so they make them ugly on purpose, look at the real women who mocapped it.

    • @FullOnMetalHead1995
      @FullOnMetalHead1995 Před měsícem +17

      Its for modern audiences