US Marine Corps Drill Instructor vs US Army Drill Sergeant

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  • @TundraFox34
    @TundraFox34 Před 6 lety +20163

    Army: "He's out of line, I'll fix that"
    Marines: "Haven't yelled at that guy in a while."

  • @OneGuyIKnow
    @OneGuyIKnow Před 4 lety +8144

    Marines: Yelling
    Army: Roasting

    • @deepfriedicecream576
      @deepfriedicecream576 Před 4 lety +260

      Jose Hernandez shitty dfac>crayons

    • @VictoriaPatricia
      @VictoriaPatricia Před 4 lety +36

      @@Jay60888 jose over here pack some PX shelves faster than any army bitch haha.

    • @justgivemegold5876
      @justgivemegold5876 Před 4 lety +68

      Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.

    • @echo5226
      @echo5226 Před 4 lety +178

      Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.

    • @mitchell1091
      @mitchell1091 Před 4 lety +24

      Noooo, Marines: absolute fuckin' hellfire
      Army: have some cake

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 Před rokem +898

    US Army Drill Sergeants: High school bullies
    USMC Drill Instructors: Demons that escaped hell

    • @Devil_Dawg2k23
      @Devil_Dawg2k23 Před 9 měsíci +9

      U got 311 likes as in 0311-Rifleman

    • @user-oi9jd8rt3t
      @user-oi9jd8rt3t Před 5 měsíci +1

      "GET OVER HERE CRYBABY"

    • @HEY_Angry
      @HEY_Angry Před 3 měsíci +1

      Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!”
      I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead.
      Agree with you 1000%.
      Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!

    • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
      @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That’s why they are called devil dogs

    • @JamieCarter-wv8rp
      @JamieCarter-wv8rp Před 2 měsíci +1

      I beg to differ. My drill instructors were no bullies. They were bad ass......

  • @PlaskiJakDeska
    @PlaskiJakDeska Před 2 lety +2420

    US Army: Man, this sucks.
    USMC: I like the way this sucks!
    Special Forces: I wish it would suck more!
    Air Force: Boy, it sure sucks down there.

    • @cramking3085
      @cramking3085 Před 2 lety +19

      Best comment ever

    • @janepatton8100
      @janepatton8100 Před 2 lety +40

      That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.*
      It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough".
      The special forces were never mentioned.

    • @PlaskiJakDeska
      @PlaskiJakDeska Před 2 lety +98

      @@janepatton8100 You must be real fun at parties.

    • @janepatton8100
      @janepatton8100 Před 2 lety +29

      @@PlaskiJakDeska
      Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉.
      Party on!!!!

    • @Eadbhard
      @Eadbhard Před 2 lety

      @@janepatton8100 The Special Forces are Army, idiot.

  • @TheDankTiel
    @TheDankTiel Před 3 lety +8176

    Fun fact: In their free time, USMC drill instructors scream at each other on the mirror for not screaming high enough

  • @raptor4211
    @raptor4211 Před 4 lety +4297

    Army: You better fix that private
    Marines: *Loud gibberish with extreme hand gestures*

    • @The68Fox
      @The68Fox Před 4 lety +33

      DOOM RAPTOR eventually you come to understand it 🤣

    • @derek9153
      @derek9153 Před 4 lety +16

      Nope. Gibberish to anyone who wasn’t there. If you were there, you didn’t want to be better.

    • @deandremartin1007
      @deandremartin1007 Před 4 lety +20

      😂😂all marines Drill instructors do is yell..Army drill Sargents yell and grill ya ass like the 4th of July at the same time

    • @malikdavis2979
      @malikdavis2979 Před 4 lety +8

      @@deandremartin1007 define yelling cause that first half was a lot of talking loud 😂😂😂

    • @markjenkins6424
      @markjenkins6424 Před 4 lety +9

      Knife hands and murder fingers.
      Huh.

  • @astralite2236
    @astralite2236 Před 2 lety +749

    I love how at 4:49 one of them stops roasting him and just starts screaming😂

    • @cateatingsushi4108
      @cateatingsushi4108 Před 2 lety +30

      Poor souls

    • @williammckinney5213
      @williammckinney5213 Před 2 lety +30

      Lol, it really do be like that.

    • @jraybay
      @jraybay Před rokem +1

      😆

    • @SGAFISHING
      @SGAFISHING Před rokem +37

      bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer

    • @nikm5575
      @nikm5575 Před rokem +46

      @@SGAFISHING true that, not laughing at other recruits getting slayed for no reason was the hardest thing

  • @tylerprince5532
    @tylerprince5532 Před 11 měsíci +167

    To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao
    Edit: quick example
    We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂

    • @plaguepandemic5651
      @plaguepandemic5651 Před měsícem

      Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"

  • @tennvolsman
    @tennvolsman Před 4 lety +13787

    The Army: "We're going to guide you, but be rough."
    The Marines: "We're going to break your soul and prepare you for chaos."

    • @hemprope4326
      @hemprope4326 Před 4 lety +136

      *SEMPER FIDE BITCH*

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 Před 4 lety +93

      Which one is more effective?

    • @swedejohanson7739
      @swedejohanson7739 Před 4 lety +223

      Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal

    • @silentskull739
      @silentskull739 Před 4 lety +127

      Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.

    • @swedejohanson7739
      @swedejohanson7739 Před 4 lety +140

      Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.

  • @CrypticSpook
    @CrypticSpook Před 7 lety +7456

    "DO you have a problem with me?"
    "Yes, Sergeant"
    Imagine if you said that in Marines bootcamp.

    • @CrypticSpook
      @CrypticSpook Před 7 lety +1044

      James Denoia
      Not only would you be going home, you'd be going home in a box

    • @twomouse5572
      @twomouse5572 Před 7 lety +1307

      "Do you have a problem with me!?"
      "Yes, Sergeant! We're do you get that dazzling eye-liner!"
      "Drill Sergeant *Blush*

    • @shadmandem918
      @shadmandem918 Před 7 lety +226

      Two Mouse That comment was perfect in almost every way.

    • @flux0841
      @flux0841 Před 7 lety +82

      Two Mouse HAHAAA what the fuck!?

    • @Unitoligist
      @Unitoligist Před 7 lety +11

      TheCreepyGamer instructor not sergeant

  • @navarovproductions4481
    @navarovproductions4481 Před 2 lety +88

    Us army drill sgt: "Im gonna be your mentor"
    Usmc drill instructor: *I ' M G O N N A B E Y O U R N I G H T M A R E*

    • @jasonfrost5025
      @jasonfrost5025 Před 2 lety +2

      They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.

    • @minhle2315
      @minhle2315 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jasonfrost5025 the whole point of marine boot camp is to break you down, then to build you back up so you don’t break under pressure

    • @WreckedRectum
      @WreckedRectum Před 10 měsíci

      @@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.

  • @suboice23
    @suboice23 Před rokem +23

    Army: Concerned and very disappointed but compassionate father
    Marines: Very enthusiastic Personal Trainer

  • @SuperNintendoPlaya
    @SuperNintendoPlaya Před 4 lety +5186

    Army: Medium Difficultly
    Marines: “You will not survive” Difficulty

    • @adox1526
      @adox1526 Před 4 lety +261

      flashdrive09 airforce: peaceful difficulty

    • @theyedmeister6981
      @theyedmeister6981 Před 4 lety +89

      Nancy: Custom difficulty

    • @Antonio-tl9qx
      @Antonio-tl9qx Před 4 lety +73

      Now imagine the navy seals

    • @adox1526
      @adox1526 Před 4 lety +116

      Busy Poptart true.. Navy Seals: Game crashed difficulty

    • @frankparker8850
      @frankparker8850 Před 4 lety +15

      ADOX not true, the Royal Air Force training is one of the hardest

  • @willowandluka5302
    @willowandluka5302 Před 7 lety +5529

    "Why'd you put that gun together so fast private?!"
    "Because you told me to drill sergeant."

    • @zachfolmar4632
      @zachfolmar4632 Před 7 lety +635

      You gon be a goddamn general one day you know that Private Gump!

    • @cameronii5979
      @cameronii5979 Před 7 lety +80

      *death

    • @BlayneBenoit
      @BlayneBenoit Před 7 lety +32

      +Unknown Person it was auto correct

    • @gregorygsr7222
      @gregorygsr7222 Před 7 lety +64

      +Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix

    • @UnentitledAmerican
      @UnentitledAmerican Před 7 lety +119

      GODDAMNIT GUMP, you're a Goddamn Genius.

  • @mortemnosferatu
    @mortemnosferatu Před 2 lety +92

    4:40 how the third DI swoops in just to literally scream in his ear would make me die laughing

    • @iiatargetanalyst3046
      @iiatargetanalyst3046 Před rokem +9

      And you laugh no more; because DI render you permanently silent

    • @johnstreet1812
      @johnstreet1812 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Trust me, you would not. Have to be there.

    • @torut65
      @torut65 Před 24 dny

      He sensed a disturbance and spawned 😂

  • @theusualone2
    @theusualone2 Před 2 lety +63

    Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣
    This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.

    • @volcomguy51
      @volcomguy51 Před 2 měsíci

      “SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! NEEEEDSSSS!!!”

  • @joeye7518
    @joeye7518 Před 5 lety +5625

    Army DS: "You want to handle your business?...Go ahead handle it."
    Marine DI: "Kahbuawhahalinkijn do you understand!!!"

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 Před 4 lety +215

      Marine DI: Do you understand, scream "aye sir!" SCREAM!! SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Scootertin
      @Scootertin Před 4 lety +70

      Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.

    • @nolancruzsmith
      @nolancruzsmith Před 4 lety +16

      Recruit: “YES SIR”

    • @ladonnagauchat6428
      @ladonnagauchat6428 Před 4 lety +28

      @@nolancruzsmith NO ITS SIR YES SIR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. SAY IT OPEN YOU DAMN MOUTH

    • @OffRadarPro_3768
      @OffRadarPro_3768 Před 4 lety +16

      Bullshit!!!! ..... You don't scare me..... Work on it!!!!

  • @anth3368
    @anth3368 Před 4 lety +3926

    “Drill sergeants”
    Otherwise known as loud angry comedians

    • @jimmythecacodemon2397
      @jimmythecacodemon2397 Před 4 lety +111

      Until they're in your face

    • @qwatsdat
      @qwatsdat Před 4 lety +64

      Drill instructor. Drill sergeants are for the army.

    • @magg5776
      @magg5776 Před 4 lety +20

      No she’s correct, she’s talking about the army

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral Před 4 lety +8

      Having graduated from army bct about 2 weeks ago (on hbl, its almost over!) This is scarily accurate.

    • @magg5776
      @magg5776 Před 4 lety +3

      Congratulations friend

  • @8632tony
    @8632tony Před rokem +38

    I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.

  • @dustynutz4982
    @dustynutz4982 Před 2 lety +118

    For all the dudes who think they would just"punch a di if he got in my face" you have no idea how much fear that hat puts in your body 😂

    • @schnozz87
      @schnozz87 Před rokem +12

      Seems to me the hat angle is crucial.The further the hat is tipped forward, the scarier the DI.

    • @sonracky8500
      @sonracky8500 Před rokem +9

      Why do you want to punch a man who does his job and cares about your health,your own good and surviving?

    • @AlwaysDazed
      @AlwaysDazed Před rokem +14

      Anyone who says that says that until they are face to face with a DI or DS, and the 5 other ones with him begging him to do it. Then reality sets in.

    • @acrazysheepdog1555
      @acrazysheepdog1555 Před 9 měsíci +3

      The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox Před 3 měsíci +2

      Why would you punch someone you damn well know has extensive military training, including hand-to-hand combat?

  • @a_tree5793
    @a_tree5793 Před 4 lety +7091

    "Got a blue suitcase, looks like he's goin' on vacation" LOL

    • @coljam21
      @coljam21 Před 4 lety +159

      I know I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine showing up to Paris Island or MCRD San Diego with that! LOL 🤣

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před 4 lety +26

      Shirl See What are you laughing at woman, you would be destroyed in 5 seconds and sent home a mess

    • @Topic_____542
      @Topic_____542 Před 4 lety +31

      0:58 Especially with the happy music playing lol

    • @joseleal4876
      @joseleal4876 Před 4 lety +44

      “Got a blue suitcase, thought he was going on vacation”...

    • @isaiah169
      @isaiah169 Před 4 lety +8

      1:02

  • @Driftin
    @Driftin Před 8 lety +5589

    imagine if Gordon Ramsey was a drill instructor...

    • @bman4099
      @bman4099 Před 8 lety +1316

      THIS MRE IS FUCKING RAW

    • @JuanRamirez-eb6ck
      @JuanRamirez-eb6ck Před 8 lety +79

      bruhhhhhh

    • @voidme457
      @voidme457 Před 8 lety +185

      +bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.

    • @billlam7756
      @billlam7756 Před 8 lety +26

      +James D He would sound like a fucking pirate, ARGGGGGGGGG hahaha

    • @psuedosect9287
      @psuedosect9287 Před 8 lety +225

      I CAN FUCKINF BAKE A CAKE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RUN 3 MILES GIVE ME 25

  • @kadinconway8401
    @kadinconway8401 Před 2 lety +49

    I love how when you think the marine drill sergeants are getting on a man bad, another one comes flying out of nowhere to get in on it.

    • @staff72
      @staff72 Před 15 dny

      There are no Drill Sergeant’s in the Marine Corps..

    • @kadinconway8401
      @kadinconway8401 Před 14 dny

      @@staff72 Did you understand the core message? Good, then go be a nuisance somewhere else.

  • @stevebuffinton1094
    @stevebuffinton1094 Před 2 lety +101

    I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.

  • @JanMichael-Vincent
    @JanMichael-Vincent Před 4 lety +5113

    I love when the two Marine DI’s are feeding on that poor soul and a third one smelled blood in the water and shuffled on over

    • @SonsOfMars0
      @SonsOfMars0 Před 4 lety +297

      Then a 4th 😂😂

    • @Raven27495
      @Raven27495 Před 4 lety +444

      *National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.

    • @Raven27495
      @Raven27495 Před 4 lety +6

      @Morgan Freeman Lol thank you

    • @christytaylor5554
      @christytaylor5554 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Raven27495 couldn't have said it any better, perfect description.

    • @FPSDrifter
      @FPSDrifter Před 3 lety +9

      Zombies in Left 4 Dead be like:

  • @challengersrt5397
    @challengersrt5397 Před 5 lety +3539

    Army after boot camp: wow about time
    MARINES: *Severe PTSD*

    • @johnnybravo515
      @johnnybravo515 Před 5 lety +63

      PTSD after boot camp is def. right.

    • @Scootertin
      @Scootertin Před 4 lety +175

      Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.

    • @nolancruzsmith
      @nolancruzsmith Před 4 lety +59

      Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.

    • @Truelies0630
      @Truelies0630 Před 4 lety +12

      Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant

    • @trevorquips8582
      @trevorquips8582 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Truelies0630 depends on how early they are in bootcamp, after phase 1 they are, well should be more respectable, and disciplined, it just depends

  • @megalodonsniperelite
    @megalodonsniperelite Před 2 lety +62

    Army: Best father anyone could have.
    Marines: Abusive alcoholic father that I never had.

  • @Eddiep80
    @Eddiep80 Před 2 lety +14

    “I’m here for your god damn needs!”
    😂😂 Shit had me rollin

  • @spacejesus5109
    @spacejesus5109 Před 3 lety +3457

    I love how marine corps drill instructors always sound like they lost their voice but at the same time you can hear them perfectly

    • @lyndonmoore6286
      @lyndonmoore6286 Před 2 lety +67

      Frog voice, saves your vocal cords a lil, not much but it helps.

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 Před 2 lety +50

      I'd imagine they're sucking on cough drops half the time when the recruits aren't looking

    • @rockywake9235
      @rockywake9235 Před 2 lety +17

      I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english

    • @ephemispriest8069
      @ephemispriest8069 Před 2 lety +13

      They don't sound like they have lost their voice. They HAVE lost their voice.

    • @meyou41
      @meyou41 Před 2 lety

      Burn in hell for using niv

  • @PrisonTools
    @PrisonTools Před 4 lety +9961

    The “aye aye sir” thing is so drilled in your brain. I remember hearing our guide during bootcamp mutter it in his sleep when I was on fire watch 😂

    • @jaya6765
      @jaya6765 Před 4 lety +275

      No way 💀

    • @lad2987
      @lad2987 Před 4 lety +97

      bruhh

    • @stvilkolesbill3061
      @stvilkolesbill3061 Před 4 lety +504

      Most recruits from bootcamp scream ay ay sir in there sleep ! Fire watch be freaking out when they hear that shit 😂😂😂

    • @weigand441
      @weigand441 Před 4 lety +293

      Evan for real though. I remember waking up guys to take post on firewatch and they’d start screaming “aye aye sir” all confused and shit

    • @RacksAnonymous
      @RacksAnonymous Před 4 lety +33

      Same in the navy 😂

  • @johnjohnson2660
    @johnjohnson2660 Před rokem +13

    It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽

  • @codyzimmer9257
    @codyzimmer9257 Před rokem +6

    My drill sergeant was a great man. He changed my life. That was almost 20 years ago

  • @kasrakhatir
    @kasrakhatir Před 7 lety +2570

    Army : Dad
    Marines : Drunk Uncle-

    • @ZanOGAL
      @ZanOGAL Před 7 lety +149

      kasra khatir air force-mom
      navy-gay brother
      coast guard- baby tht was put up for abortion

    • @cloroxbleach4321
      @cloroxbleach4321 Před 7 lety +54

      kasra khatir are the marines going to touch me too

    • @kitkat4189
      @kitkat4189 Před 7 lety +21

      kasra khatir show some respect you god damn curry mucher. a marine could have you on your back within an inch of your life in seconds!

    • @annon25
      @annon25 Před 7 lety +15

      well i guess the uncle saw some shit

    • @tomtobin1499
      @tomtobin1499 Před 7 lety +6

      Golden Touch reminds me of my drunk uncle

  • @D.Ronoa69
    @D.Ronoa69 Před 7 lety +1336

    "Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me!"

    • @treymoney2549
      @treymoney2549 Před 6 lety +3

      Where was the time I didn’t hear it

    • @capricorn3d828
      @capricorn3d828 Před 6 lety +7

      SHUUUTT UUUUPPPPP SSHUUUUUUT UUUUUPPP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

    • @charlesa6142
      @charlesa6142 Před 6 lety +1

      AiErudito __-_-__ SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!

    • @rigbonetv7743
      @rigbonetv7743 Před 6 lety +11

      Y'all be quiet I can't see!

    • @yorickaname9475
      @yorickaname9475 Před 6 lety +2

      + Rigbone TV
      Rigbone TV I closed my eyes so I can't hear you.

  • @TheVagabondGadite
    @TheVagabondGadite Před rokem +9

    4:57 The most calm I've seen from the USMC.

  • @antony2206
    @antony2206 Před 2 lety +9

    When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.

  • @swatdude4206
    @swatdude4206 Před 4 lety +2258

    After Army: Self esteem level -100
    After Marines: severe PTSD

    • @YonjiBrando
      @YonjiBrando Před 3 lety +21

      The good thing is they will help them without screaming into their B.O zone

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek Před 3 lety +58

      I grew up under a dishonorable discharged marine and I almost didn't survive

    • @0311tard
      @0311tard Před 3 lety +6

      John Holifield wait so your dad was dishonorably discharged and you joined? Is that what you’re saying

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Před 3 lety +12

      My coworkers brother in law has PTSD from serving in the air force and never been in combat. Hmmm.
      What traumatized him?

    • @ChristofRomould
      @ChristofRomould Před 3 lety +24

      @@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty

  • @CRAZY-M6641
    @CRAZY-M6641 Před 4 lety +5917

    Army: hey something's wrong, this guy needs to behave correctly
    Marines: *DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING*

    • @aridicaexmontaudon1296
      @aridicaexmontaudon1296 Před 4 lety +65

      A7x critical acclaim

    • @waluigisbean3148
      @waluigisbean3148 Před 3 lety +37

      @@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger of a song

    • @robgyanisu312
      @robgyanisu312 Před 3 lety +14

      No: _Swing Low, Sweet Chariot_ plays when dealing with USMC Drill instructors! Oh, and a word of advice: *DO NOT* call them "drill sergeants"!

    • @vanderwallstronghold8905
      @vanderwallstronghold8905 Před 3 lety +15

      Doom OST starts playing.
      Remember Doom Slayer was originally a marine.

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 Před 3 lety +3

      @@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 Před rokem +6

    I never screamed at a private. I used a loud command voice. There is a huge difference. For one, I only lost my voice the time I got strep throat.

  • @petecrosby9361
    @petecrosby9361 Před 2 lety +13

    In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.”
    Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.

  • @Sudamphetamine.
    @Sudamphetamine. Před 7 lety +2691

    "brought a blue suitcase.....thought he was going on vacation" best part

    • @respectfullymagi4100
      @respectfullymagi4100 Před 6 lety +4

      Rick Grimes I knowww lmaoo

    • @LouJNT
      @LouJNT Před 6 lety +95

      Rick Grimes that happened to me except my bag was a little smaller, I remember the first thing they said was "oh look we got a lawyer here"

    • @intelligenceservices
      @intelligenceservices Před 5 lety +1

      eleven up and three down, eight up like a soup sandwich

    • @bornadog777
      @bornadog777 Před 5 lety

      "Sergeant kelly..." Hold up... I know a sergeant with a similar last name

    • @freedom2137
      @freedom2137 Před 4 lety

      @@LouJNT that's fucking gold

  • @bossjet2442
    @bossjet2442 Před 3 lety +1932

    My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂

    • @JDoubleD-MAX
      @JDoubleD-MAX Před 3 lety +173

      Our drill instructors in the Marine Corps told us our mothers should have swallowed us

    • @sneed7123
      @sneed7123 Před 2 lety +27

      lmao that's great.

    • @austinperezgk1
      @austinperezgk1 Před 2 lety +5

      Love the In Utero pfp

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 2 lety +11

      Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next.
      Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.

  • @vexmartialartsgaming7454
    @vexmartialartsgaming7454 Před 2 lety +3

    Just graduated 4/15 Parris Island. Best 5 month nightmare of my life. Oorah.

  • @ikarooz
    @ikarooz Před 2 lety +8

    36 years later and what Drill Sergeant Rogish and Drill Sergeant Stonebreaker taught us is permanently engrained in my memory. (Yes, that is their real names.😆) I still do some of my morning routine based on what was (drilled) into us, at E-4-3, Ft. Dix, NJ. GO ARMY!

  • @papabear6431
    @papabear6431 Před 4 lety +2818

    After basic training
    Army: wow that was hard
    Marines: now has PTSD

    • @tabletoppainter7390
      @tabletoppainter7390 Před 4 lety +8

      Why u complaining when U.S military is nothing more than a joke fucking mercenaries

    • @arthurmorgan4952
      @arthurmorgan4952 Před 4 lety +108

      Tabletop Painter your the joke around wanna be ass bitch

    • @tabletoppainter7390
      @tabletoppainter7390 Před 4 lety +11

      @@arthurmorgan4952 no ur not my type and you could not even take care of a wet dream

    • @tabletoppainter7390
      @tabletoppainter7390 Před 4 lety +6

      Why the excuses. Make the crime do the time

    • @arthurmorgan4952
      @arthurmorgan4952 Před 4 lety +72

      Tabletop Painter says the 40 year old virgin who has no clue what hes talking about how about you take your pathetic ass back to your mothers basement

  • @Lycan_01
    @Lycan_01 Před 4 lety +4240

    Marine DI: He's scared of heights, I know he's scared of heights
    Me: Never, let a drill instructor know you're scared of heights, never

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 Před 3 lety +126

      They're gonna hang him from one leg upside down off a heli next

    • @burtmacklin8954
      @burtmacklin8954 Před 3 lety +201

      Did that at the crucible. And my DI made me go on every high obstacle first and made sure we did it. Fun times

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +111

      Also never say the word “Need” or in any way display any normal human emotion besides fear.

    • @charleneclark731
      @charleneclark731 Před 2 lety +63

      @@FumblsTheSniper whoa whoa whoa not even fear once they now you have fear they push it so dont even show fear

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +7

      @@charleneclark731 fair

  • @gordonparker1478
    @gordonparker1478 Před 2 lety +3

    Love this video. The first half is so funny and the second half is so heart felt of the discipline being taught.

    • @jordanharrison8769
      @jordanharrison8769 Před 2 lety

      Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing is being taught. The Marines in this video are just being psychos.

    • @gordonparker1478
      @gordonparker1478 Před 2 lety

      @@jordanharrison8769 Good observation of nothing is being taught. You are observing reinforcement of what has already been taught. That is how discipline is learned. You learn how to perform under pressure. This is not a beauty contest, lol 😆

    • @jordanharrison8769
      @jordanharrison8769 Před 2 lety

      @@gordonparker1478 if that’s the case then it’s fine. But from what I’ve seen this is day one shit. You have drills going absolutely bat shit throwing duffles at screaming at privates or whatever the fuck the marines call them, recruits. I got no issues with the black Marine that sounded like his vocal chords snapped talking about port arms, or the ones talking shot about the pizza box, or really the majority of it. But day one shark attacks over nothing where you have incoherent yelling and alternating and conflicting messages doesn’t teach anything. You wanna pt someone till they die so be it, you wanna scream orders at someone 2 feet away as long as they are coherent, reasonable, lawful and manageable I got no problem with that. This video made the army look pretty soft and those drills were pretty nice for the camera as I believe that was a news deal on recruiting, but they did get one thing right, Army is about teaching you first. And not just screaming for intimidating effect. I at least respected my Drill Sargents. Theres only a few marines in that video who would be respected after training

  • @mismatchedfox5397
    @mismatchedfox5397 Před 2 lety +4

    I absolutely adored all my platoon’s drill sergeants during basic. I still miss them sometimes. Yeah they yelled at me, but after the first few weeks you really developed a camaraderie and rapport with them. Basic was pretty fun, all things considered.

  • @TimStamper89
    @TimStamper89 Před 4 lety +2312

    4:40
    Oh look there's a direction he isn't being yelled from, I shall assist my fellow DI's

  • @robertwilliams6664
    @robertwilliams6664 Před 6 lety +3226

    Army: "Don't worry I will help you"
    Marine: If you don't do this within 10 minutes, I swear to God ill make sure you don't have children"

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před 6 lety +204

      Army: "Too easy, dont worry I got you. PLATOON ATTENHOOHHH HALF RIGHT HUUOOOOHH FRONT REST LEANING POSITION AUUHGHH IN CADENCE, EXERCISE"

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice Před 6 lety +4

      xD

    • @treybands881
      @treybands881 Před 6 lety +46

      Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂

    • @yorickaname9475
      @yorickaname9475 Před 6 lety +20

      +QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.

    • @treybands881
      @treybands881 Před 6 lety +28

      Yorick Aname I️ don’t care about my grammar on a fuckin CZcams comment dawg shut up

  • @kimjong-un1334
    @kimjong-un1334 Před 2 lety +6

    drill sgt: "are you ready?!"
    recruit: "no"
    drill sgt: "ok so what your going to do is your gonna jump on the tower"

    • @jordanharrison8769
      @jordanharrison8769 Před 2 lety

      That's pretty accurate. Mine "dropped" me. I was trying to L out on the tower and he was holding slack, then he dropped the slack all at once and I had to catch myself on the tower.

  • @thiksnicker1664
    @thiksnicker1664 Před rokem +4

    Us army drill: sarcasm and hatred powered by nicotine and energy drinks
    Us marine drill: pure rage, combined with insanity and busted vocal cords

    • @elevenb6967
      @elevenb6967 Před rokem

      You have no idea what you're talking about. This much is clear. Wow!

    • @thiksnicker1664
      @thiksnicker1664 Před rokem

      @elevenb6967 Says the one so hooah his username is his mos

    • @elevenb6967
      @elevenb6967 Před rokem

      @@thiksnicker1664
      That's an adorable comeback. Bravo!
      Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.

  • @dragonbalde101
    @dragonbalde101 Před 5 lety +2015

    Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends."
    Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack Před 5 lety +62

      you cannot be friends with an Army DS, lmao

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Před 5 lety +111

      Army seems more like “I’m here to make a solider out of you. We can do that the easy way or the hard way.

    • @joeye7518
      @joeye7518 Před 5 lety +27

      That's why one DS challenged a private to a fight right? That would scare me more than a grown man dancing around saying lord knows what.

    • @masquerade3852
      @masquerade3852 Před 4 lety +10

      Idk what you see in videos but when the cams arent around they are not friends

    • @nathansmith2422
      @nathansmith2422 Před 4 lety +8

      My Senior Drill Sargent would smoke the fuck out of anyone who tried to be buddies with him, but I also went to Ft Benning so

  • @than0s948
    @than0s948 Před 4 lety +2171

    Recruit: I'm going to jump!
    DS: Dont do it!
    DI: DO A FLIP!!

  • @GoldieXD
    @GoldieXD Před rokem +1

    Dude the more videos I see about USMC boot camp, all the yelling, intense training…it only motivates me to join them quicker.

  • @Sherry0221
    @Sherry0221 Před 2 lety +5

    Being a junior marine and seeing this video 4:40 this makes me happy

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 5 lety +1593

    Recruit: *breathes*
    4:40 happens

  • @sizlakc6082
    @sizlakc6082 Před 5 lety +2488

    Imagine a 8 year old and a drill seargent in a roast war

    • @94crx31
      @94crx31 Před 5 lety +181

      you'd need to put the 8 year old in therapy after that lmao

    • @silviocastell8889
      @silviocastell8889 Před 5 lety +37

      The drill sargeant adopts his ass

    • @sizlakc6082
      @sizlakc6082 Před 5 lety +43

      Let's put a fortnite player against a drill sergeant now

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 Před 5 lety +4

      Drill sergeant would lose imo. They aren't even scary....

    • @sizlakc6082
      @sizlakc6082 Před 5 lety +15

      @@mercsan117 but their insults are

  • @major_inc
    @major_inc Před 2 lety

    For many of these brothers it truly is the end of the world. God bless them & i pray they receive all the training they will need in order to overcome.

  • @mtmadigan82
    @mtmadigan82 Před měsícem +1

    Watching this really brings back a very vivid and transformational point in my life. I truly love my DI's for what they did. You don't get it at the time, and a lot of it is part hazing and abuse to entertain them. But I don't care, these guys had 12 plus hour days for months, 6 possibly 7 days a week. And they never turned off. And I mean that, until graduation day they never took their foot off the pedal. One of the most incredible things I've experienced was our DI's handing our EGA and shaking our hand calling us Marines. By people that terrified us, but we developed a level of respect seeing what they sacrificed for us. Simply some of the most impressive people there are. They are the gatekeepers of the Marines. And the Marines have hands down the best culture of any organization on the planet. Your a Marine? You instantly become closer than family. Don't even need to know the guys name.
    Can't tell you how much I miss that.

  • @aidanmercer9422
    @aidanmercer9422 Před 4 lety +1052

    Army: We’re here to help you become heroes!
    Marines: QUAJSNSBSFBJDIFBRIDU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!

    • @keatonspence9306
      @keatonspence9306 Před 4 lety +16

      AYA QYAY SIR FDJDNDJ

    • @idek6652
      @idek6652 Před 4 lety +16

      AYE SIR!

    • @joeyduese6638
      @joeyduese6638 Před 3 lety +5

      GOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @nonyabiz9487
      @nonyabiz9487 Před 3 lety +12

      so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said

    • @okpotimark5139
      @okpotimark5139 Před 3 lety

      buzz Haha lol😆

  • @alexonian2940
    @alexonian2940 Před 4 lety +1872

    This comment has been retracted due to y’all not being able to have a civil discussion in the replies

    • @facuokinggton7509
      @facuokinggton7509 Před 4 lety +176

      Well on the Air Force you would need more brain, for obvious things lol

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 Před 4 lety +121

      Facu Okinggton you need more brains to make it back home as a infantry man. You need brains to do any job in the military

    • @reganbond61
      @reganbond61 Před 4 lety +39

      average players yeah by you also have to have serious brains on top of that to be a cryptologic language analyst

    • @facuokinggton7509
      @facuokinggton7509 Před 4 lety +44

      @@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force

    • @travisbatchelor466
      @travisbatchelor466 Před 4 lety +34

      Air Force BMT was anything but peaceful.

  • @airahflonasca5531
    @airahflonasca5531 Před 2 lety +2

    4:40 😂 i love how the 3rd drill sergent join the conversations

  • @yvongravois1393
    @yvongravois1393 Před 2 lety +1

    I can't with the marines they look so energetic n hyped, literally so many things going on. Literal chaos 😭

  • @valentinleon6194
    @valentinleon6194 Před 3 lety +1435

    The Marines are acting nicer than usual, probably trying to seem like that for the cameras

    • @MattDaBoneless
      @MattDaBoneless Před 2 lety +114

      For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.

    • @Zionist654
      @Zionist654 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MattDaBoneless Were you in Boot Camp?

    • @MattDaBoneless
      @MattDaBoneless Před 2 lety +29

      @@Zionist654 of course I was. All 13 weeks of it plus months of training afterwards. Fun times. 😵‍💫

    • @MattDaBoneless
      @MattDaBoneless Před 2 lety +17

      That was over 2 decades ago tho.

    • @jariida3609
      @jariida3609 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MattDaBoneless going boot camp next year October can you give me some tips?

  • @crownvicmango7606
    @crownvicmango7606 Před 5 lety +3059

    Army - Dad
    Marines - Gym Teacher that marries your mom
    Airforce - Grandma
    Navy - the brother everyone thinks is gay
    Coast guard - the adopted one

    • @Caboose117
      @Caboose117 Před 5 lety +11

      Best comment lmao

    • @cbecks2051
      @cbecks2051 Před 5 lety +9

      America- the incest gay brother

    • @memeprez1281
      @memeprez1281 Před 5 lety +12

      Coast gaurd DI's are no joke bruh dont disrespect them

    • @angusdubois4736
      @angusdubois4736 Před 5 lety +8

      Fresh outta boot camp some RDC's are fucking walking devils.

    • @bagman1103
      @bagman1103 Před 5 lety +1

      but whos the mom

  • @why7223
    @why7223 Před 2 lety

    The best video i’ve ever watched about doctrine.

  • @BananaWorm
    @BananaWorm Před rokem +1

    Yeah ngl I was scared shitless for Marine corps boot camp but looking back at it i needed that experience in my life as do a lot of people.

  • @haydenduffey6969
    @haydenduffey6969 Před 4 lety +845

    *Marine D.I. Has Entered The Chat*
    -
    -
    -
    *Vocal Chords Have Left The Chat*

    • @hemprope4326
      @hemprope4326 Před 4 lety +12

      Funny enough they have this crazy technique that lets them yell as much as they want without damaging their vocal chords.

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 Před 3 lety +1

      Yay im the 3 hundredth like 🙌
      XD

    • @thaddiuskump3184
      @thaddiuskump3184 Před 3 lety +4

      @@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new

    • @johnnyblack3676
      @johnnyblack3676 Před 3 lety +5

      My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?

    • @silerwiler1585
      @silerwiler1585 Před 3 lety

      Gotta yell with your chest

  • @turnert235
    @turnert235 Před 8 lety +384

    This makes me want to clean my apartment.

    • @Allmotorzl1
      @Allmotorzl1 Před 8 lety +1

      hahaha tell me about it I felt like joining just hearing them.

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 Před 8 lety +8

      It's 9pm and I'm about to clean the floors and my room

    • @therealfestus2472
      @therealfestus2472 Před 8 lety +1

      this want to make you work so you wont have to live this.

    • @acm1pt374
      @acm1pt374 Před 8 lety

      +Zak St-amant Nobody has to. It's a choice. Some are just given the better option.

    • @Technoplayground1
      @Technoplayground1 Před 8 lety

      +Senator .SmellyPants don't worry, I get the reference.

  • @lynneharber2964
    @lynneharber2964 Před 2 měsíci +1

    War has no manners. Thanks to our Military leaders. Keep teaching our husbands, wives, our sons and daughters. It's not the mall. It's war.

  • @generalfranz302
    @generalfranz302 Před 2 lety +1

    Marine are legit killing machines I’m a marine and the discipline that was installed into me by my DRILL INSTRUCTOR! No calm talk. Constant screaming. I could never ask for a better main to look up to.

  • @kieranfoster2707
    @kieranfoster2707 Před 7 lety +571

    4:45 when accidentally cut in front of a group of girls in Starbucks

  • @Dude_Its_Pistachio
    @Dude_Its_Pistachio Před 4 lety +1969

    4:40 is such an underrated moment 😂😂😂 2 DI chewing his ass out and then another guy shows up 😂😂😂😂 then a 4th creeping up 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 Před 4 lety +175

      I would not be able to take that seriously tbh

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 Před 4 lety +15

      @@iannordin5250 all about building a soldier.

    • @formangrilling111
      @formangrilling111 Před 4 lety +139

      I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂

    • @ellisjackson3355
      @ellisjackson3355 Před 4 lety +11

      @@formangrilling111 lol breathe from your ears

    • @crywolfrecords1514
      @crywolfrecords1514 Před 4 lety +69

      It's meant to teach you how to keep your bearing under extreme stress conditions.

  • @mrknowitall8663
    @mrknowitall8663 Před 2 lety +1

    @ 4:04 My senior Drill Instructor was the one on the left. Charlie Company 1096 '04

  • @machninety7334
    @machninety7334 Před rokem +1

    I’m grateful for every branch of the military. All are necessary. Marines are built different though. They are ready for the apocalypse

  • @pieoflords5082
    @pieoflords5082 Před 4 lety +687

    Army: Hug your bag. gonna be the last thing you hug for a while
    Marines: *literal barking*

  • @lilgspirit
    @lilgspirit Před 4 lety +941

    Army: they think “the drill sergeant is here to yell at me.” but that’s not what it is
    Marines: yep we’re there to yell at them

    • @thaddiuskump3184
      @thaddiuskump3184 Před 3 lety +13

      Marines: Haha scream go AHHHHHH

    • @boz8761
      @boz8761 Před rokem +6

      Marines: *glances around* "I'm not even a Drill, I just saw then yelling at some boot and joined in cuz I had an extra 5 minutes."

  • @mr.noscope4916
    @mr.noscope4916 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Shit was so funny when the Marines came on there wasn’t even audio it was just that music and the senseless movements that instill panic and fear

  • @Daniel-ld7xs
    @Daniel-ld7xs Před 4 lety +1060

    4:49
    No one: .....
    Absolutely no one: .....
    Drill Instructor: "WOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!"

  • @JourneyofaLifetime.
    @JourneyofaLifetime. Před 6 lety +1763

    1:02 "Got a blue suitcase thought he was going on vacation."
    I'm dead! 😂

  • @ragekid2423
    @ragekid2423 Před rokem +2

    Army DS: We’re here to guide you and be a mentor
    Marine DI: 4:40

  • @joejohnson2447
    @joejohnson2447 Před rokem +2

    I remember a recruit cried after being yelled at. We were marching on recruit Highway, and the DI stopped our formation and yelled for every passing platoon to look at the cryer. It was probably the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @christopher1569
    @christopher1569 Před 3 lety +791

    I literally died of laughter when that 3rd marine DI came outta nowhere and Rick Flair’d that recruit.

    • @50buttfish
      @50buttfish Před 2 lety +75

      He wasn't even part of that training platoon; DIs are like that, just show up out of nowhere and start yelling.

    • @WO1Josh
      @WO1Josh Před rokem +12

      Smelled blood in the water!

    • @robertcrowley4599
      @robertcrowley4599 Před rokem +4

      @@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.

  • @pazuzu6589
    @pazuzu6589 Před 7 lety +1468

    4:41, pretty much every COD server voice chat.

    • @Thenextworldwar
      @Thenextworldwar Před 7 lety +63

      Where *do* you people find these servers?
      No, seriously, most servers I've played on are dead silent.

    • @pazuzu6589
      @pazuzu6589 Před 7 lety +7

      Thenextworldwar There is no forced gamechat in BOIII that's why you don't hear as many people.

    • @Thenextworldwar
      @Thenextworldwar Před 7 lety +3

      That goes for every COD game I've ever played. Sure, there have been a few, but most of the time it's quiet.

    • @pazuzu6589
      @pazuzu6589 Před 7 lety

      Thenextworldwar you play on PS?

    • @Thenextworldwar
      @Thenextworldwar Před 7 lety +1

      I've played on PC, PS3, PS4 and Xbox 360.

  • @orphanagewarden
    @orphanagewarden Před 2 lety +2

    3:00 “close your dang on mouth “😂

  • @Darren-lb3rx
    @Darren-lb3rx Před 2 lety +1

    4:48 halfway through that he sounded like he gave up on words and just went to screaming AHHH AHHH

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 Před 4 lety +704

    4:49 My man done transformed into a bird for a moment. 💀💀

    • @ryanilopan229
      @ryanilopan229 Před 4 lety +19

      They all dead shake there hands around to get the reactions going too 👍🏻

    • @JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton
      @JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton Před 3 lety +13

      A demonic one

    • @ajaimes3832
      @ajaimes3832 Před 3 lety +1

      Christian Vennemann that’s what I was thinking😂😂

    • @rolandpowell7718
      @rolandpowell7718 Před 3 lety +12

      3:55 he be flapping like a bird

    • @snillum5004
      @snillum5004 Před 3 lety +8

      I was that recruit in the video its called frog voice all marines have it

  • @Acronolis
    @Acronolis Před 6 lety +2081

    I lost it when three drill ssrgents are yelling in this dude's face and the one on the right starts screaming

    • @tomleso1456
      @tomleso1456 Před 6 lety +131

      I just got done with army BCT and at one point there was five drill Sgts. yelling in one dudes face lol

    • @288theabe
      @288theabe Před 6 lety +108

      It's like a pack of wolves. Once one howls, all the others join in. Once on drill sergeant yells at a recruit, all the others join in lol

    • @marcelosalinas1825
      @marcelosalinas1825 Před 6 lety +78

      Scytar if you're talking about the Marine Corps part those are drill instructors not Sergeants

    • @tomleso1456
      @tomleso1456 Před 6 lety +1

      288theabe you right!

    • @smartin4052
      @smartin4052 Před 6 lety +6

      Scytar if they're deaf before they go off to war that's somehow beneficial duhhh

  • @gabrielflo5932
    @gabrielflo5932 Před 2 lety +1

    Way I see it, army prepares you for war, the marine corp prepares you for chaos

  • @Trippy7095
    @Trippy7095 Před rokem

    “YOUR BACK ARE” “STRAIGHT” brings back memories

  • @npc1238
    @npc1238 Před 7 lety +154

    Army: Screams at you horribly. Marines: Same thing but with COCAIN!!

  • @Wolvenfire86
    @Wolvenfire86 Před 7 lety +823

    Damn. Looks like you don't need to go to war to get PTSD.

    • @elizabethjanyce3148
      @elizabethjanyce3148 Před 7 lety +28

      Wolvenfire86 lmfaoo

    • @burnoutfilms5427
      @burnoutfilms5427 Před 6 lety +29

      You sound like a lil bitch

    • @tesopaco2011
      @tesopaco2011 Před 6 lety +9

      😂 it's just boot camp lol

    • @angelarroyo6001
      @angelarroyo6001 Před 6 lety +3

      Branden's Outdoor Channel That seems like something that a pussy would say to justify the fact that they're a pussy

    • @juju141
      @juju141 Před 6 lety +1

      Wolvenfire86 NO SHIT.

  • @lifeoftimms6812
    @lifeoftimms6812 Před rokem +1

    Seeing my drill instructor in this video brought back the memories😂

  • @Captainbadger123
    @Captainbadger123 Před 5 lety +1295

    I swear at 4:44 he just thought to himself “oh hey they’re yelling at someone I gotta get in on that”

    • @FattsMcGee
      @FattsMcGee Před 5 lety +117

      That’s exactly what they do. It’s all part of breaking down the civilian and building a soldier. Also makes it really fucking stressful

    • @shawntillson7041
      @shawntillson7041 Před 5 lety +45

      Capt. Badger that's what it is.! Loud noise yelling and confusion to prepare your mind to stay steady and focused while protecting our great country.!! Sounds crazy but it works.!! When you've been through hell once, the second time is a walk in the park.!!😉👍👍

    • @SkyRipper73
      @SkyRipper73 Před 5 lety +92

      That's exactly how it was. Once I became a Marine my drill instructor was talking to us than he hear a recruit getting blasted he said he would be back and left to join in.

    • @leonchok784
      @leonchok784 Před 5 lety +25

      @@FattsMcGee building a soldier? Dude..... That's building a US Marine.

    • @FattsMcGee
      @FattsMcGee Před 5 lety +22

      Shen Yean Chok hahaha you’re right. Lemme correct myself, “breaking down the civilian and building up an absolute killing machine.”

  • @XLpacman805
    @XLpacman805 Před 7 lety +527

    All the Marine drill sergeants have raspy ass voices from all that yelling lol

    • @popej611
      @popej611 Před 7 lety +96

      The Marines do not have Drill Sergeants, we have Drill Instructors.

    • @user-bh9vw6jd1w
      @user-bh9vw6jd1w Před 7 lety +12

      Pope HD. fuckin oorah

    • @terryjames2331
      @terryjames2331 Před 7 lety +15

      you mean a Marine drill instructor not sergeant

    • @graviti4367
      @graviti4367 Před 7 lety +5

      It's instructor not sergeant

    • @terryjames2331
      @terryjames2331 Před 7 lety +13

      join the Corp and then pull a gump and say yes drill sergeant and see what happens

  • @Gaijinprodigy
    @Gaijinprodigy Před měsícem +1

    6:13 “aaaahaHHHHHHHHHH NEEEEDS!” if you listen close you can here him coming

  • @americanpaisareturns9051
    @americanpaisareturns9051 Před 2 lety +2

    The Marine DI finger pointing in your face gesture stays with them for life.

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 Před 7 lety +148

    One way to completely lose your voice: Become a drill instructor

    • @James-qn3wi
      @James-qn3wi Před 6 lety +4

      Marine Drill Instructor. They're the ones that loses their voices in a week.

    • @Michael-du2fv
      @Michael-du2fv Před 6 lety +5

      One of my Drill Sgts lost his voice for about a week from yelling, he was much less amusing to listen to so he smoked us every time the alarm on his watch went off to make up for it. Good times.

    • @kidvette2004
      @kidvette2004 Před 6 lety

      Michael oh wow

  • @simpleman951
    @simpleman951 Před 5 lety +935

    6:08"This recruit needs..." *(Faint Distance)* "Needs?" *(Closer)* "Neeeds?!" *(Inside His Skull)* "NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?! NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?!"

    • @justinhafner12383
      @justinhafner12383 Před 5 lety +60

      Yeah I made that same mistake in boot camp 😂

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve Před 5 lety +47

      Thats when find out that there are no needs in life...

    • @TheGenelive
      @TheGenelive Před 5 lety +12

      This recruit request permission to......

    • @100lilmichaeljordan
      @100lilmichaeljordan Před 4 lety +11

      Yōkai nah man he’s fed up he’s contemplating if the white hat and the shiny shoes is worth it😂😂😂

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 Před 4 lety +9

      NEEEEEEEEEEEDS