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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2024
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Komentáře • 687

  • @generalpoot5307
    @generalpoot5307 Před měsícem +2583

    Bro said “i’m milking neon”

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Před měsícem +253

      I hope he stops soon, my teats are beginning to hurt.

    • @zeeqwan6477
      @zeeqwan6477 Před měsícem

      Milking Neon cus he tryna get that Pakistani Kulfi outta that jit 😝😝

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před měsícem +147

      ​@@NeonBeeCatwishing i was you rn😭😭

    • @eel5618
      @eel5618 Před měsícem +36

      ​@@bunnyventi,':I what?

    • @druidplayz2313
      @druidplayz2313 Před měsícem +10

      ​@@bunnyventi😭😭

  • @0kayArt
    @0kayArt Před měsícem +494

    1:53 bro can't go a single microsecond without referencing a game for an analogy 😭

    • @TheRealKiRBEY
      @TheRealKiRBEY Před měsícem +24

      3:50 he did it again

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ Před měsícem +7

      video game addict

    • @JurasSdz
      @JurasSdz Před měsícem +35

      You want to go back to breaking bad analogies?

    • @sp1xa
      @sp1xa Před měsícem +9

      ​@@JurasSdzyes

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin Před měsícem +3

      @@JurasSdzthe only funny joke pyro has made

  • @scowting
    @scowting Před měsícem +779

    can't wait to watch 17 minutes of context and 4 minutes of the actual news

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před měsícem +432

    The Bully Soundtrack In Every PyroLive Video Situation Is Insane

  • @tresjackson3027
    @tresjackson3027 Před měsícem +207

    Aba & Preach brought up that if Kick keeps letting these slide by that the government might step in to tell Kick they’ll shut them down unless they start perma banning specific streamers. Also letting this stuff slide is going to cause something absolutely horrible to happen and everyone will point at Kick for letting it build up to that point

    • @legeul
      @legeul Před měsícem +35

      The guy driving at high speeds while streaming is already a dissaster waiting to happen, it's only a matter of time untill someone ends up in an hospital or 6 feet under because of it.

    • @angelantayhua3096
      @angelantayhua3096 Před měsícem +3

      Imagine watching fresh and fit lite bro.

    • @tresjackson3027
      @tresjackson3027 Před měsícem +19

      @@angelantayhua3096 I watch Aba & Preach from time to time, they are way better then Bald & Burnt by a giant margin

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 Před měsícem +3

      I can't with the insults in this thread 😭😭

    • @Biojack222
      @Biojack222 Před měsícem

      ​@@legeulMakes me more pissed off that he hides his face or I'd get my posse and do something about him before he ends up killing someone but he's a damn coward who knows what he's doing.

  • @NeonBeeCat
    @NeonBeeCat Před měsícem +219

    Please stop milking me, my teats are beggining to hurt.

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Před měsícem +55

      shut up don't lie I tried to do it in your sleep and you can't actually do it

    • @crispcrasp8375
      @crispcrasp8375 Před měsícem

      slurp lick lick slurp yum

    • @CraigTravers
      @CraigTravers Před 18 hodinami +1

      ​@@niko5008 your milking the wrong thing. Come over tonight when he falls asleep again we will use the power of teamwork to get a couple buckets

  • @funnymalerainbow9163
    @funnymalerainbow9163 Před měsícem +284

    I blame kick for Tourists getting banned in Japan, they're so annoying and entire country banned them

    • @havocroach4810
      @havocroach4810 Před měsícem +52

      I think it was just the geisha district/Gion in Kyoto that has banned tourists

    • @Skel150
      @Skel150 Před měsícem +62

      also the fact that the whole country is xenophobic and its normalised.

    • @peanut4820
      @peanut4820 Před měsícem

      It wasn't even the entirety of Gion, just the residential areas where the geisha actually live ​@@havocroach4810

    • @DrinzenDrawz
      @DrinzenDrawz Před měsícem

      ​@@havocroach4810yeah it was

    • @highestqualitypigiron
      @highestqualitypigiron Před měsícem

      ​@@Skel150maybe if we didn't go over there an act super disrespectful to their culture, commit literal crimes and harass citizens for clout they wouldn't view us so negatively 😂

  • @Maddie_rae_1999
    @Maddie_rae_1999 Před měsícem +141

    Adin ross reacting like that to Coke is the fakest shit ive ever seen 😂😂😂😂

    • @tamiwu0346
      @tamiwu0346 Před měsícem +23

      def a 12 year olds idea of what a drug addict looks like

    • @HarveyR03
      @HarveyR03 Před měsícem +15

      its like a 10 year old acting drunk after a single sip of wine

    • @JaxonDolan
      @JaxonDolan Před měsícem +6

      As a coke addict it wasn’t accurate

    • @Maddie_rae_1999
      @Maddie_rae_1999 Před měsícem +4

      @@JaxonDolan Lmfao exactly I’ve seen people use it before at parties and stuff

  • @shlurppery3484
    @shlurppery3484 Před měsícem +830

    16 shmeckles in 2 gazillion years bro fell off

    • @HarambeeOffical
      @HarambeeOffical Před měsícem +4

      mi amo david

    • @herorisk
      @herorisk Před měsícem +33

      bro thats only 1.6E-32 views per year bro fell off

    • @TheKayasto
      @TheKayasto Před měsícem +3

      you're too young to be here if you're still making comments like that.

    • @joemomma6317
      @joemomma6317 Před měsícem

      💀💀

    • @DiasZh10
      @DiasZh10 Před měsícem +9

      @@TheKayasto ☝🤓

  • @Duckman2319
    @Duckman2319 Před měsícem +42

    Barber: what you want pyro?
    Pyro: you ever seen Bling-Bling boy from Johnny Test?
    Barber: say no more fam

  • @KugelMT
    @KugelMT Před měsícem +59

    Bro needs better lighting, I can't see half his chins

  • @InternalExcel
    @InternalExcel Před měsícem +54

    patrolling kick almost makes you wish for n3on to be IP banned.

    • @cdbffl124
      @cdbffl124 Před 17 dny +1

      The game was rigged from the start 😔

  • @mrlazycrazy
    @mrlazycrazy Před měsícem +81

    16 views. Nice! Us small creators are growing together

  • @Priest-
    @Priest- Před měsícem +29

    Wheres the OF bro?

  • @MarvelSonicFan04
    @MarvelSonicFan04 Před měsícem +15

    "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

  • @DeeJamBee
    @DeeJamBee Před měsícem +19

    This is def going to reach a climax where someone gets genuinely injured or worse, dead, and gonna be Kick’s fault for letting it reach that point in the first place.

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 Před měsícem +8

    I think the "superpower" mentioned with the crime-baiting streamers is usually called "sociopathy".

  • @koteshima6682
    @koteshima6682 Před měsícem +5

    If there's someone I can trust with estimating BMI, it's Pyro

  • @gummilad2
    @gummilad2 Před měsícem +12

    So glad Pyro is aware, I was about to double tap on my phone and skip the incoming VPN ad

  • @zealsprince
    @zealsprince Před měsícem +10

    VAGRANT HOLIDAY MENTIONED

  • @redtopat
    @redtopat Před měsícem +5

    i love how with sponsor block the highlight of the video is at the end

  • @RichardKincses
    @RichardKincses Před měsícem +4

    "Wemon also gamble, so I dont know why they didn't make an exception there" SHOTS FIRED.

  • @Coff33Drink3r02
    @Coff33Drink3r02 Před měsícem +5

    Kick genuinely needs to get torn off the internet. Such a cease pit of toxic people doing horrible shit and getting paid for it with blood money.

  • @real1cytv
    @real1cytv Před měsícem +5

    Not so fun fact: In Germany, you can be charged with first degree murder if you collide with someone at high speed and they die.

  • @matiaspalacios83
    @matiaspalacios83 Před měsícem +20

    this situation is insane

  • @lilyofthatvelley
    @lilyofthatvelley Před měsícem +99

    Kick is certainly a website of all time.

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Před měsícem +9

      YOU POISONED BROCK

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@NeonBeeCatBreaking Bald reference! Yes!!!

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@NeonBeeCatbravo!!! Vince!!!!

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 Před měsícem

      Time of all website certainly is a Kick

  • @real-cr3qo
    @real-cr3qo Před měsícem +8

    Absolutely mind-blowing! 176k views in just 16 hours?! That's not just impressive, that's downright remarkable! Massive congratulations on hitting this incredible milestone! It's evident that your content is striking a chord with audiences far and wide, and that's a testament to your talent, dedication, and the value you bring to the table. In a world where attention is a precious commodity, you've managed to capture the hearts and minds of so many in such a short span of time, and that's truly commendable. Your hard work, creativity, and passion are shining brightly, and it's inspiring to see your success soar.
    Here's to celebrating this achievement and toasting to many more milestones on the horizon! Keep shining your light and sharing your brilliance with the world. You're making waves and leaving an indelible mark, and I can't wait to see where your journey takes you next!

  • @ZachX888
    @ZachX888 Před měsícem +4

    "Can you tell I've been playing Dark Souls?"
    Pyro you always make Dark Souls references, almost as much as Breaking Bad lol.

  • @enwyz
    @enwyz Před měsícem +10

    10:14 VAGRANT HOLIDAY MENTIONED

  • @Lukasfr
    @Lukasfr Před měsícem +10

    it feels like anyone willingly deciding to go onto kick is mostly either pdf, loser or missing both their parents

  • @undecidedmumbling
    @undecidedmumbling Před měsícem +6

    "When Pyro pays you for a commission" lmao. I love the little clips at the end of Pyro's videos

  • @Esitaro3670
    @Esitaro3670 Před měsícem +64

    "That cow has been milked"
    Oooh baby Puro...nothing is out of milk if you SQUEEZE enough in the right parts!

    • @druidplayz2313
      @druidplayz2313 Před měsícem +26

      Call the mental health hotline rn

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@druidplayz2313 Nah, there's no fixing that

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf Před měsícem +3

      hey, that's a different type of weird furry shit than what he's into
      (as far as I know)

    • @sundown6806
      @sundown6806 Před měsícem

      Dawg what

  • @seba3478
    @seba3478 Před měsícem +5

    8 vlorps in 14 zapwalps bro zlorped off 😭🙏

  • @aidenapple7780
    @aidenapple7780 Před měsícem +7

    you look like a dex faith build

  • @ludwigvanbeethoven15
    @ludwigvanbeethoven15 Před měsícem +8

    Thanks Charlie! 😁

  • @linus088
    @linus088 Před měsícem +16

    pie rose clinical

  • @abyssalczech6719
    @abyssalczech6719 Před měsícem +4

    yo the bully sound track at the start absolutely killed it with that one

  • @wreckinhavoc69
    @wreckinhavoc69 Před měsícem +3

    When I'm in a "fell off" competition and my opp is pyrochinical

  • @probablyink4218
    @probablyink4218 Před měsícem +5

    WWII lives rent free in my Grandads head

  • @REvoLverj98
    @REvoLverj98 Před měsícem +6

    Ngl, the soapstone comparison is spot on

  • @GhostWriter_Music
    @GhostWriter_Music Před měsícem +8

    if a streamer goes to prank me like that, I'll record the audio, and then upload it to cdbaby, and let content ID make me money.

    • @vibesmagma8451
      @vibesmagma8451 Před měsícem

      Hi guys so apparently someone tried to content id my video so I’ll be dubbing over the audio with my own voice. Nice try though

    • @GhostWriter_Music
      @GhostWriter_Music Před měsícem

      @@vibesmagma8451 or they will cut that out.

  • @OsocraM
    @OsocraM Před měsícem +3

    0:57 bro really put himself in the average bmi

  • @csgosh-tter
    @csgosh-tter Před měsícem +6

    hey man i know you get a comedic amount of comments and your the slop man who rises above us but even though people might mock you, you are actually a really cool dude and you calm me down alot

  • @Willow1w
    @Willow1w Před měsícem +2

    "...VPN and this is why..." instant eyeroll. you got me

  • @zagility446
    @zagility446 Před měsícem +25

    LITTERALY was about too skip 8 minutes of an "ad"

  • @numbolts8421
    @numbolts8421 Před měsícem +3

    mc donalds M ahh cut

  • @hellsbestexile2232
    @hellsbestexile2232 Před měsícem +11

    I like this new editing style :>

  • @fatpandaman4563
    @fatpandaman4563 Před měsícem +5

    You read me like a book with the sponsor bait

  • @qeehwi
    @qeehwi Před měsícem +32

    start: 0:00
    end: 22:46

  • @kyrithusdubz
    @kyrithusdubz Před měsícem +1

    daily pyro makes my anxiety low

  • @socialanarchy7682
    @socialanarchy7682 Před měsícem +10

    fortress craft was brillant. that little area underneath where you could build whatever you wanted to be shrunk down to a cube. REVOLUTIONARY

  • @udayannath2520
    @udayannath2520 Před měsícem +10

    2.8k in 17min!!bro rise up

  • @Slash4747
    @Slash4747 Před měsícem +1

    Thank you for funding the 3 hour long game documentaries, Neon

  • @beeeennnnnnn
    @beeeennnnnnn Před měsícem +2

    The bully OST is the redeeming quality from this video

  • @painteddolphin0324
    @painteddolphin0324 Před měsícem +10

    0 views for however long I don't refresh the page, fell off

  • @BigSmoke-dp4yh
    @BigSmoke-dp4yh Před měsícem

    gotta love how pyro changes topics to stretch the runtime of the video

  • @jamesmcmoore5434
    @jamesmcmoore5434 Před měsícem +1

    Markiplier: Im gonna milk you
    Pyro: Im gonna milk you

  • @dylanbrady5926
    @dylanbrady5926 Před měsícem +1

    Bro got me with the fake ad

  • @fnutek3720
    @fnutek3720 Před měsícem

    11 video game metaphors in 1 video.

  • @MugenCannon97
    @MugenCannon97 Před měsícem +1

    unironically, pyro's current haircut would look so much nicer if he had longer hair

  • @PumpkinChi
    @PumpkinChi Před měsícem +4

    I feel so called out on the dubble tap 😂😂😂

  • @Dilcon-mx2qs
    @Dilcon-mx2qs Před měsícem

    Glad to be back on the neon compilation channel

  • @RoamingAlt
    @RoamingAlt Před měsícem +1

    Bro said dantes and my brain was like lol? What why?

  • @AkariKubrow
    @AkariKubrow Před měsícem +2

    Massive streamer inflation drama.

  • @Zulphyr
    @Zulphyr Před 10 dny

    “I remember seeing a Running Train video”
    - Pyro

  • @Morb131
    @Morb131 Před měsícem

    256 thousand in 1 day, bro rises on

  • @Ya-boy-leo
    @Ya-boy-leo Před měsícem

    Pyro I really have loved seeing you go from making 9 minute slop to 20 minute slop.

  • @SUB-IN-SUPER
    @SUB-IN-SUPER Před 2 dny

    Kick streamers is literally the definition of what your intrusive thoughts wants to do and do it.

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX Před měsícem +1

    Whoever is editing this video has a great taste in music

  • @sixpathskaiokentv
    @sixpathskaiokentv Před měsícem +1

    Was about to watch a documentary; then I saw new slop dropped. Truly, one of the videos of all time.

  • @junaidmohammad5664
    @junaidmohammad5664 Před měsícem

    Bully OST in the background... TOO GOOD

  • @anthonym9977
    @anthonym9977 Před měsícem +2

    When he said Neon, I thought he was gonna say ni

  • @oshawott4528
    @oshawott4528 Před měsícem

    damn these videos have gotten so canerous, my brain cannot handle the amount of edits in 1 second

  • @AnomicDeviant
    @AnomicDeviant Před měsícem +5

    if annoyance was a video

  • @Trinics
    @Trinics Před měsícem

    dude runs over a kid and is traumatised
    pyro: its all in le head

  • @logan-vq3dm
    @logan-vq3dm Před měsícem

    "kid lives rent free in his head"

  • @arcblueflame9479
    @arcblueflame9479 Před měsícem +1

    What was the song used near the end it’s stuck in my head I can’t remember where I’ve heard it from

  • @danrandall3302
    @danrandall3302 Před měsícem

    Kick streamers are like the clout, diss track, content house and Paul brother era all in one x100

  • @Duckkkoo
    @Duckkkoo Před 23 dny

    bully music in the start goes hard 🔥

  • @bedbumps
    @bedbumps Před měsícem +1

    i did fart art for pyro once and i'm not proud of it

  • @freehudaifa4573
    @freehudaifa4573 Před měsícem +1

    I was having a bad day until pyro posted. Now my day is even worse.

  • @robertvlad9661
    @robertvlad9661 Před měsícem

    Wait until he finds out it’s 20mph in Wales

  • @refroidir17
    @refroidir17 Před měsícem

    0:09 pyro went full circle 😭

  • @albertozanetti2108
    @albertozanetti2108 Před měsícem

    we baby, we need pyro babysitter

  • @Thinngothboy
    @Thinngothboy Před měsícem +1

    Watch a pyro vid and take a shot every time he makes a dark souls reference

  • @skitsofren
    @skitsofren Před měsícem

    "flashbang here"

  • @GiannisDaGoat4Real
    @GiannisDaGoat4Real Před měsícem

    Didnt expect tgat ending

  • @Ok-dc6qi
    @Ok-dc6qi Před měsícem +1

    Thank you for making another dark souls reference pyro. I like that game.

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Před 26 dny +1

    4:47 he said exactly what I was about to do 🤣

  • @astroblue16
    @astroblue16 Před měsícem

    What a specific reference to the Sonic 06 train tho-

  • @rigorm136
    @rigorm136 Před měsícem

    Pyro going crazy with the Dark Souls trilogy references today

  • @superduperdrew12345
    @superduperdrew12345 Před 12 dny

    Guy who only ever plays dark souls: This is just like dark souls

  • @esebertie8109
    @esebertie8109 Před měsícem

    BRO DROPPED A VIDEO WHILE ON STREAM, THE SLOP IS EVOLVING 😭😭😭

  • @sixpathskaiokentv
    @sixpathskaiokentv Před měsícem

    That Sponsor bit was actually really funny though tbh

  • @lomlomof5145
    @lomlomof5145 Před měsícem

    Stake and Kick are so rich they basically own a F1 team which is mad expensive

  • @3liq868
    @3liq868 Před měsícem +1

    Guys guys he uploaded cruelty squad

  • @thatonechick1318
    @thatonechick1318 Před 15 dny +1

    16:38 I was just playing Animal Crossing New Horizons for a couple of hours, but I'm not now, and I thought I was hearing this song in my head.

  • @TeaBroski
    @TeaBroski Před měsícem

    The bully soundtrack is so meta

  • @FaizalKuntz
    @FaizalKuntz Před měsícem

    Need?
    I think it's a must

  • @Oldmeme592
    @Oldmeme592 Před měsícem

    Pyro streaming for 5 hours? I gotta go back in and see what's the special day.