the way he says “alright i’ll take it” for the energy drink and then wei one second later says “alright i’ll take it” i actually got pissed off he didn’t notice it
Um, did you ever consider he literally can’t see the game when “talking” to chat because he had to “read” chat on the second monitor. So logically, how do you expect him to read chat and also pay attention too the screen?
I almost had to do that bit when driving through Kentucky with my mom the fog was literally sticking to both sides of the windshield and we were all but breaking our necks sticking our heads out just to see where the road was a couple feet in front of us thankfully she had a friend in the area who we made it to and spent the night but ive never seen fog like that night before or since
you guys joke about jerma being psycho but i remember one time i tried to see if there was a time limit on the mission where you kill dogeyes and slammed him into walls & shit for about 5 minutes straight like an action parody movie
Ty for uploading xx Jerma helps me through the rough days like today i had a fight w my best friend he swears it doesnt bother him but i think he DOES mind me being a dyke and stuff makes me wish i was different or "better" like i had a say but whatever its Jerma, this parkour prison telenovela and me going through this now
1:12:40 jerma tackles a random man on the street and of all people to come to the mans aid is three rival triads who just watched jerma violently drop him head first over a guard rail
I got this game for free with my graphics card back in the day. It was my first PC gaming experience. I was blown away by how good it was and to this day still quote the pork bun man any time I see them for sale.
The left hand traffic road ramble was wrong. The majority of all the countries drive right hand traffic. Right hand traffic % ≈ 83.6% while left hand traffic % is only at ≈ 29.9%.
@@rileyb9716 i did some 5 am math, im sorry, but the point i tried make was that right hand traffic good, left hand traffic retard(like me according to my math)💀 Also: if you search up how many countries are in the world, google comes up with different numbers💀
1:17:00 you know I knew what guy he was talking about and said out loud "deus ex makina" instead of just "deus ex" and then jerma said the exact fucking thing 💀
1:59:33 genuinely shocked that Jerma got the time period of the Ming Dynasty correct considering he doesn’t know when World War 2 happened
he was there
i remember life under Ming Jerma’s reign… he abolished education and hunted half the population for sport
@@ratsoda Jerma becomes emperor... 100 million dead...
Comments that made me google the ming dynasty
Jerma's reason for assaulting a woman/random innocent civilians - " (Wacky Voice) I just wanted to see what would happen!"
"I just wanted to put her head in the crabs!"
just like in real life….
I just remember when he played this at the end of the game he was blasting civilians with a shotgun while they where running screaming for help
@@CEDERELi too beat pedestrians out of curiosity
He just wanted to see if brain damage had been patched out geeze give him a break
the way he says “alright i’ll take it” for the energy drink and then wei one second later says “alright i’ll take it” i actually got pissed off he didn’t notice it
what if he does bits where he intentionally ignores jokes so people get really mad and he never told us
I knoooooow! So many great voicelines in this game but Jerma was hyped up on coke or smt when playing this 😂
Happens right around 18:30. Funny as hell.
that middle-kick transition at 2:46:15 didnt go unnocited dumptruck
was just about to say that, that was SLICKKKK
Thank you for the timestamp, that was the slickest shit
I was like, "Wait wtf hold on did I just have a stroke?" 🤣
You sneaky devil, you!
I just had a stroke trying to read "unnocited". I see u mean unnoticed, but omg lol
there were a few slick cuts with slides and kicks. nice little editor touches
7:25 "You must be a very dangerous man, Wei Shen."
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"Byeah."
1:07:20 Jerma getting out of the bus and immediately beating the first civilian he sees to death is peak Jerma
This is THE game for Jerma. It has everything required to make his twisted sense of humor shine.
Him doing the races and drifting round every corner watching every car overtake him as he does but still continuing to drift is peak jerma
It doesnt matter if you win it matters if you look better then the guy who passes you 😂
didnt realize how badly I wanted a long edit of jerma playing this 😂 this was one of my favorite games to play as a teen!
1:26:36 “why would you do that” as if thats not exactly what hes been doing for the entire stream
It's actually most of the world that drives on the right. It's mostly former British colonies that drive on the left.
These Sleeping Dog long edits are scratching an itch I didn't even know I had
Thank you, I have a dream that every Jerma985 stream has a long edit and this, this is making my dream a reality.
talk about dreams. your pfp is a nightmare
@@imjonathan6745where is your pfp from? Just asking
Jesus it's like he becomes completely blind and deaf whenever he's talking to chat.
Um, did you ever consider he literally can’t see the game when “talking” to chat because he had to “read” chat on the second monitor.
So logically, how do you expect him to read chat and also pay attention too the screen?
@@ComplexMotivations um akshually
@@ComplexMotivationsAutism
18:33 did I miss something or did he inadvertently predict the voice line but then also not notice/react like a normal member of the human species
2:22:29 Yes, Jerma. We Asians do live DJ sets and throw parties in the kitchen
Jerma: Be homeless. Dont live anywhere
I've been loving watching your long edits, hope you keep making them!
20 minutes in and ive already decided i need this game
It goes on sale pretty often and is worth every penny, it's a really fun game
It's in my top 5 games ever. I personally prefer it to gta
I like your cuts. Like how at some point you merge two clips with Jerma doing a slide, that's always fun.
ur kinda cute
@@DiplomatOfDirt📸
@@dykemoder love your keyboard smash username
2:13:00 chipmunk
these long edits are so relaxing to me :) thank you
2:46:13 was this beautiful ass transition necessary
Jerma and those simple number puzzles. Has to be a bit
I asked skye for this about a year ago and it was put in the queue,,,, here you come to save the day!
The timing of this long edit when I've been wanting to rewatch these streams
I love these long edits. keep it up. great job.
In games like these Jerma intrusive thoughts are just thoughts
2:40:30 legit said "hey, jerma, hey!" lmao
51:05 this dude is literally jim carrey
I almost had to do that bit when driving through Kentucky with my mom the fog was literally sticking to both sides of the windshield and we were all but breaking our necks sticking our heads out just to see where the road was a couple feet in front of us thankfully she had a friend in the area who we made it to and spent the night but ive never seen fog like that night before or since
you guys joke about jerma being psycho but i remember one time i tried to see if there was a time limit on the mission where you kill dogeyes and slammed him into walls & shit for about 5 minutes straight like an action parody movie
1:16:15 Skyrim ref
this transitions are incredible!
2:06:21 after Jerma immolated the suspect's friend in front of him, he couldnt even run away.
41:00 Jerma spending 5 minutes just focusing on the fact that Wei Shen piss for only 3 seconds is definitely the best bit
hearing him call the game "pretty" and "look at that atmosphere" Really made me happy to hear.
1:43:22
lol at True Crimes: Streets of NY reference. Has me howlin.
"Move mothafukah! Po-lice!
underrated stream good shit
18:32 jerma quoting Wei before he even speaks
TIL Parry Shen's first movie role was Starship Troopers
36:20 NPC has tourette’s
Watching from Hong Kong 🇭🇰 good edit!
Not even 20 seconds in and I’m being told to not ever live anywhere. Never change jerma
Ty for uploading xx
Jerma helps me through the rough days like today i had a fight w my best friend he swears it doesnt bother him but i think he DOES mind me being a dyke and stuff makes me wish i was different or "better" like i had a say but whatever its Jerma, this parkour prison telenovela and me going through this now
Hey, if your friend doesn't like you for being who you are, that's a bad friend. Hope2 you're doing better !
1:12:40 jerma tackles a random man on the street and of all people to come to the mans aid is three rival triads who just watched jerma violently drop him head first over a guard rail
I got this game for free with my graphics card back in the day. It was my first PC gaming experience. I was blown away by how good it was and to this day still quote the pork bun man any time I see them for sale.
ive just now discovered you and immediately subbed
Lmao the enemies just shuffle around and shove you every 10 seconds
Him saying he hasn’t seen a gun the whole game while like 3 hours ago saying thanks for the gun is insane dementia
If life were fair we'd be waiting on Sleeping Dogs 3 right now.
bright swishy pants and shallow v-necks. Jerma has the style of a child.
This game was great
9:46 What Jerma said here actually blew my mind.
jerma always said he can’t play games like gta cause he just punches and runs people over, this is the closest we will get to seeing that
2:54:57 The drink awakened the Psycho dragon
He read the sign and did as he was told
love the long edit, this one has pretty low volume for me as a few before just fyi
Holy COW, I missed out on a GEM of a game!
I love jerma, but god is he oblivious sometimes
2:00:56. "I'll never stop jelqing"
Sleeping dogs looks really good for a ps2 game.
omg this game has opeth music in it 3:29:20
Sweet catch!
If jerma was real i would be really happy.
Glad I’m not the only one who’s stupid
He hit B to close the phone when he was putting the bug in the vent
3:19:34 jesus christ my chest hurts
ty
2:46:15 nice kick
A long edit of yakuza 0 would be cool 😎
21:39 Definition: Foreshadowing
1:13:08 Let the feast begin! I shall partake!
18:34 literally said what he said
jeremy
jeremy
I now live nowhere and life is great!😀
Bicentennial Man got a rerelease?
Most of the world actually drives on the right
THX FOR THIS
The left hand traffic road ramble was wrong. The majority of all the countries drive right hand traffic.
Right hand traffic % ≈ 83.6% while left hand traffic % is only at ≈ 29.9%.
those percents don't add up lol, unless there are countries where people just drive on both sides of the road at their leisure
@@rileyb9716 i did some 5 am math, im sorry, but the point i tried make was that right hand traffic good, left hand traffic retard(like me according to my math)💀
Also: if you search up how many countries are in the world, google comes up with different numbers💀
2:33:14 I’m a guy in a chicken van - is that illegal?
2:46:15 Smooth transition
2:46:15 What a sick edit
*also 2:49:51
2:13:00
1:07:20
Jerma in a real fight
1:17:00 you know I knew what guy he was talking about and said out loud "deus ex makina" instead of just "deus ex" and then jerma said the exact fucking thing 💀
1:36:25 omg
I laughed my head off last night to you going tire iron over and over again 😂 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️📴🌉🌃 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This shit is so funny at 1 am idk why. 1:57:05
19:15
"no duplicates allowed" - *proceeds to try 3 times*, jesus christ how can you be bad at playing games, its literally your full time job
imagine watching his botw streams
1:23:01 That is in fact not true. Jerma is a certified capper.
Jerma Unibomber Arch
The Bicentennial Mald
Ad rolls every 2 minutes is really annoying
I love this game so much. I wish there was a sequel, or at least some proper dlc.
ALL Hallywood movies, SUPA CHEEEAP!
i like how jerma thinks shadow of war is really easy lmao