It’s all we have now. He’s done gaming and I fucking hate his “friends” and what they’ve changed him into. He’s surrounded by the worst human beings on the fucking planet. Ludwig and all that fucking crew are such hedonistic Assholes who actually think they deserve all the donations and money they get from the paras social relationship that they make. Remember, when Jerma thought that he just wanted to make people happy because he had the ability to make people happy. Eventually that turned into whatever fucking Tik tok zoomer shit he’s doing now, it fucking sucks. That’s the worst part is I fucking hate everyone that he’s involved with now. I fucking hate that. I just rewatch old videos every fucking night. I just rewatch the green scream or the rumbles every fucking night because there’s nothing ever going to be new and I fucking hate everything that he’s going to do from now on. I have nothing to replace. I have nothing I have fucking nothing.
@@deadaccount03791istg when i play games like this and i think to myself "i can literally walk faster than this irl" is the point when i give up on the game
I love hearing Jerma make a PUBG reference to sound hip, and I'm watching this in the year 2024. Anyone else wonder why the cops in this game didn't believe the protagonist about the shooting? I guess it's unlikely that a criminal could jack someone's gun and pop two other cops with it, but isn't it much more likely than a cop going nuts and shooting two of his coworkers for apparently no reason? Always seemed really stupid to me.
@@GreenEyedDazzler I just finished watching Jerma play the second game and let me tell you it makes the first one look like a masterpiece in comparison haha.
The ppl who attack u feel more like zombies or something than like, actual addicts. Like it's so comically ridiculous it feels like the main character is hallucinating most of them (esp since we rlly only see rosa see like one murder guy).
On his Part 2 stream, the game was running at 60fps for a few minutes before capping back to 30, no idea how. I'm surprised (or perhaps not surprised, being Jerma and all) he never looked up a fix or patch.
absolutely loving these old jerma stream edits, they always have this comfy nostalgic feel to em
ah yes, back when jerma thought birds were just juice covered by feathers.
It’s all we have now. He’s done gaming and I fucking hate his “friends” and what they’ve changed him into. He’s surrounded by the worst human beings on the fucking planet. Ludwig and all that fucking crew are such hedonistic Assholes who actually think they deserve all the donations and money they get from the paras social relationship that they make.
Remember, when Jerma thought that he just wanted to make people happy because he had the ability to make people happy. Eventually that turned into whatever fucking Tik tok zoomer shit he’s doing now, it fucking sucks.
That’s the worst part is I fucking hate everyone that he’s involved with now. I fucking hate that. I just rewatch old videos every fucking night. I just rewatch the green scream or the rumbles every fucking night because there’s nothing ever going to be new and I fucking hate everything that he’s going to do from now on. I have nothing to replace. I have nothing I have fucking nothing.
I was wondering why that line of jerma putting a tv on his junk sounded familiar
im new here, what year is this stream on?
@Ocidad it's a 2017 stream
i was in the middle of starting to sneeze and then he said you get milk out of a cow’s penis and i was so shocked that the sneeze just went away
your sneeze was scared back into your skull by jerma so we get 6 more weeks of winter I think
Love that the ratio of violent criminals addicted to heroin : regular people in this city is like 20:1
damn i didn't realize this game was set in wilmington
detroit simulator
That’s Portland for ya
It would make more sense if it was a gang
@@croingo8294 I knew Maine wasn't all its cracked up to be
This game honestly holds up. It’s got that early 2000s jank but it looks really good still and still looks fun to play.
Nvidia just released a beta that lets you inject RTX and Ray tracing into old games and condemned in partially working atm.
I’m gonna see if it works
@@ComplexMotivations that's pretty cool!
i thought the game was ok but the walking was so infuriatingly slow that i refunded lmao
@@deadaccount03791istg when i play games like this and i think to myself "i can literally walk faster than this irl" is the point when i give up on the game
your rate of production for these things is insane, you rule dude
steam screenshot sound always jumpscares me when i activate it by accident, this stream start giving me a little ptsd.
I'm trying to sleep rn but the steam screenshot sound is literally not letting me, I'm fucking gigglin
@@from_mya have you slept yet
maybe he did... forever...
before debt ruined him…
13:35 STREAMER CANT DODGE AN AXE
he was eating i call foul
Dead and dying birds has go to be the weirdest collectable
this is the perfect video before retirement arc jerma starts, also the constant screenshots makes his bits so much funnier
42:33 watch this before watching the whole thing
jerma apparently thinks birds are just like bugs and don't have internal organs. like how does he think that birds sing without lungs???
they just shake the juice inside really fast to sing.
Obviously, they use their chitenous and membraneous tymbals to produce their signature high-pitched chirping sound.
to be fair cicadas sing loud as hell so if you told me birds sing using some weird ass unorthodox method I'd believe it
well parrots dont have lungs and they can sing, whistle, and even talk
Thanks for the insane amount of edits mr dumptruck 😘
These longer edits are such a comfort watch for me. Thanks dumptruck! Keep on dumpin
condemned: criminal oranges
oh my god thank you so much for editing this i love the condemned streams sm
this was really entertaining, i love these edits, thank you for putting this together
I have a bedtime mode on my phone that turns my screen completely black and white. It turned on during this video and i didnt even notice
Yes I love classic jerma edits, more please!! Thanks for all ur work
Thanks for the edit!!!
Yooooo lets go, I have been waiting for this edit tysm!!
Thank you for this edit, much appreciated
I love hearing Jerma make a PUBG reference to sound hip, and I'm watching this in the year 2024.
Anyone else wonder why the cops in this game didn't believe the protagonist about the shooting? I guess it's unlikely that a criminal could jack someone's gun and pop two other cops with it, but isn't it much more likely than a cop going nuts and shooting two of his coworkers for apparently no reason? Always seemed really stupid to me.
Also fingerprints, and forensics, it’s impressive how bad the plot is but still a fun game
@@GreenEyedDazzler I just finished watching Jerma play the second game and let me tell you it makes the first one look like a masterpiece in comparison haha.
@@jamesdulak3108such a shame about the second game, monolith are so inconsistent
20:13 how is this the first time I’ve heard him say this?
43:45 is pretty insane too.
These old jerma streams constantly live rent free in my head.
Keep up the good work. Im loving the edits
would love to see even more retro games these streams were awesome :]
1:21:33 is killing me the dude in the background walking away as he hyper focuses on the mannequin is puck Jerma momen
What the fuck was I on when I made this comment
@@PotatoLad430 Idk, good shit it looks like tho lol
The ppl who attack u feel more like zombies or something than like, actual addicts. Like it's so comically ridiculous it feels like the main character is hallucinating most of them (esp since we rlly only see rosa see like one murder guy).
I mean obviously anyone that does drugs is a raging psychopathic murderer
FBI chased him for killing 2 cops. and not for the murdering of junkies and homeless people in the bulding xDDDDDDDD
This was one of the first streams I watched, good times
Omfg the screenshot noise is so hilarious aaah.
Why does this game represent what cops do now in real life ?😂😂
jerma
Thank you for this. :)
love this funny guy
27:36 Wow, Jerma is an iPad kid before iPads. I had a Zenith, it was solid.
“cheezee pooz” is making me absolutely lose it
What the heck is this, an endless office building?
Please bless us with a Fallout New Vegas edit dumptruck 🙏
I loved this game so much. I don’t understand why nothing copied it.
We never got a third one which bothers me. The 2nd game ended on such an insane cliffhanger, I really wanted a conclusion
monolith has made so many great games with unique ideas, blood, nolf, fear, etc. even their tron tie in licensed game has some great ideas in it.
because it's a very strange video game that probably didn't sell very well
@@other_horizon1085The first did extremely well. It was one of only a handful of launch games. The second wasn't as well received.
Outlast is probably the closet thing.
Condemned is such an incredible game
Yes !!! My favorite demo as a teen ❤❤❤❤ nothing like smiling mannequins
oh good, some old streams to stave off the jerma withdrawl symptoms
laughing zoomed in on the dead ladys neck is genuinely concerning
Ah yes the year was 1987 and PUBG was all the rage
51:28 this feels straight out of a movie
Kim, haven't heard that name in a long time
12:38 Shutter Island
thx 😊
36:10
nearly there
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I'm over an hour in and I still don't understand what the bottom right of the UI is trying to depict.
Didn't know Will Hunting was a streamer
How many years did you spend on making this
please tell me somebody told him about the fix for the game's framerate bugs
On his Part 2 stream, the game was running at 60fps for a few minutes before capping back to 30, no idea how. I'm surprised (or perhaps not surprised, being Jerma and all) he never looked up a fix or patch.
24:54 Ted Nivison!?
1:38:58 nice edit
When id he stream this?
2017 based on all the pubg mentions.
1:08:28
skipping the fights is lame as hell
27:50 jerma was an ipad kid since day 1