Daz Watches Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend
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Hi daz
Daz Games )
Daz Games hi sry for the things that you have to watch for us😂 but the comments you give! They are brilliant.
Daz Games The video isn't even loading for me. All other videos play just fine.
It’s all good man don’t worry about it. If you’re in it I enjoy it🙌
No joke. If I ever got to see a picture of Goth Daz, my life would be complete
Type daz watches crazy goth and it's on the thumbnail
Search up bully sees a therapist
Look at the thumbnail of his vid titled "Daz watches crazy goths"
@@alexanderconroy5464 HAHAH I JUST LOOKED
Oh you're gonna love his sketch of Billy in his other channel.
I was expecting unicorns committing felonies; I was disappointed. Still here, still disappointed... Still here.
tiffany rance same •__•
Me too. Quite disappointed.
tiffany rance same
Same
tiffany rance Haha that made me giggle 😂
“It sounds like someone is fisting a gorilla”
I laughed so hard that my jaw hurt, this happens every time I watch daz
SAMEE
made me crease 😂😂😂
I now have jaw problems after watching Daz’s videos
Worth it.
@@MarvinzWrld 😂😂😂😂
SAME🤣🤣😭
Me: *being hospitalized*
Also me: *laughing my ass off to the point my health is deteriorating even worse and I’m literally projectile vomiting*
The nurses: *looking at my phone like:* “tf is this worth death”
Me: *yes*
hope ur okay now :) ! but i totally agree lmao 😼
@@favflower i think its a joke
@@klepto9036 still worth asking them
JAJSISJSJSJSJEKKWOWOAISJNDRHHEHS
@@Official_Angel_Midnightnot really it’s clearly a joke no one laughs to the point of hospitalization 💀
imagine ur daughter putting on a dysney movie and a princess like that just starts screeching
Roxy Cvin
I'd turn that shit off lmao
I'd be incredibly concerned, then ofc turn it off like any sane person
jk's trash can
lol, exactly
I'd Ban my daughter to not watch it😂
Roxy Cvin Disney?
'Sounds like someone tickling Satan!'
Deceased: Jessica
Time of death: 11:56 AM
Cause of death: Best Daz joke ever
😂😂😂😂
It’s not rlly a joke
Rip to me
R I P....
Love your profile pic
Daz's expression of sheer disbelief and his eyes darting wildly from left to right at 2:31 cracked me up so much!
9:32 "It sounds like someone's tickling Satan" & laughs after it was my favourite part. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Daz: it’s about to drop **looks excited**
UKMG: STFUUUU!
Daz: 😲
😂😂😂
😂
Surprised pikachu meme
hehehe
ikr 😂😂
The song was so bad that:
The chain smokers stopped smoking
Alen walker stopped walking
Dora stopped exploring
Trivago stopped saying hotel
Oh mah god
I'd like if it weren't for the hotel trivago joke
Ayo underrated comment check
You mean Hotel stapped Trivagoing.
LMFAO
Daz should be a judge on Americas got talent 🖐🏻💀
Honest ghee❤😂
Jon: 'An i aint rockin no dreadlocks-' Daz: waiwaiwaiwait. I got this ready? Wrawawawararararwra- *daz dies of laughter*
*it sounds like someone's tickling satan*
Yea I think 7,12,5,9,3,7 is back
I couldn't contain my laughter
Thought that said "licking" for a sec 😂😂
Omg. You. Are. Everywhere!
Megan bet you ya'll are just the same person. literally.
anyone remember his goth name? Daz the Dazzling Prince of Death
Yees and the goth dab and moth grab.....were freinds now
Yea
😃😔😃😔
🙋💪😃 🙋💪😃
fartlord 8000, we're
Yes
@@BookAboutLamps yasssss
I’d absolutely love to see daz’s gothic phase
Daz - "jon, who looks just like josh but with longer hair"
Me - "Jon who looks like an emo cousin IT"
😆😆😆
😂😂😂this
Imagine them years from then and watching this like,”what did we do...”
Ye lol
Madison Wheeler yea they gonna be so embarrassed
Imagine
Yes the biggest mistake in my life
Madison Wheeler or not regretting it at all and saying, how could we have improved??
My sister is a real metal/screamer. So when I watch this, all I picture is my sister beating the crap out of those posers. She can't stand want to be metal teeny bopers.
midevilgirl me and your sister would get along very well xd
I’m emo :T
I hate emo and fake wannabe metallers. BLACK METAL RULES OVER ALL
megalomaniac kitten
....... thanx
@@proherohawks8780 you're welcome sweetie just a heads up 😇 I'll recommend some bands if you like
@@kuss4981 HELL YES - plays der henker by absurd back at ya
Daz: the beat is about to drop.
Also Daz 10 seconds later: what...what was that?
frrr 😂😂
Josh: AHHHHHHH
Scarlet: I don’t know how to use a bar
Jon: I can’t speak
Scarlet
Powers;
-Baseball Bat
-Music
Fears;
-Metal Detectors
-Unicorns
Femke xx 😂
Special ability: Scared jump
Femke xx can we really even call her “music” a power?😂😂😭
Scarlet Overkill*
Omg Yes 😂
Scarlet sounds like shes making up the lyrics while shes singing 😂
So true
Solomon true
Soooooo true
I think she was
I don't think so
5:31 I WHEEZED HARDER THAN MY KETTLE
Got to come back to old Daz videos it’s tradition
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live"😂😂 I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
NO THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT NOOOOO
Holy i literally just like it right before he said that
Band: *screaming their head off*
Ad: "are you ready to be heard?"
Me: Oh, I know someone actually 👀
I hate myself for giving this comment it's 70th like, but I had to...
I just get pamprin ads every 5 seconds.
I just get
*IM A BIG KID NOW* ☺️
the ad i got went a little like this
"Did you know you can teach yourself to listen faster... all you need to do is download this app"
i considered downloading it before watching the rest of the video
@@-.Evan- k
Love the fact that it takes daz 12 min to wait a 3:14 min video
Me: *has a valid point in an argument with parents*
Parents: 2:19
Peachy Gacha that’s parents for ya
Yesssss
"..... *SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP!!!!!* "
😂😂😂😂😭😭
I- omg I got a 9/11 ad when I skipped to the time stamp
the way she’s holding the bat is bothering me
Wait-
Hello Carole Baskin...?-
Yea same
Frrrrrr
I know RIGHT?
Ikr she thinks she's harley quin lmao
I remember watching this video a year ago and laughing at it, now I genuinely listen to music like this lmao
I've listened to enough Corpse Husband I can tell what people are saying when screaming lyrics
**watching the goth stuff and laughing**
**Meditation add pops up**
**Me laughing 10 times harder**
Perfect
I think they may need it
😂😂😂
@@rudythe_dumbass3767 nice
F*cking yes XD
Daz: **insults people who use bats**
Harley Quinn: am I a joke to you?
Just use GGGUUUUNNNNN
@@MilkyWayFrog oop
@@IvanBias24 LMAO-
I thought of that 🤣
@@christamenash5775 🤣😂
As a scene/goth kid I can't with this😭✋🏻
10:11 when I 9 year old gets killed in fortnite
Guy : (starts singing/ Screaming)
Daz: *(Stares at him like he just walked in on his mom and dad wrestling)*
Oh dear...
And Daz wants to be Hulk Hogan
PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
I-
not singing just screaming ok got that..
Omg!! I lost it. “YOU SHUT UP! GOD. SCREAMING AT ME ALL THE TIME” 😂
I was reading this comment the moment he said that
🤣🤣🤣
@@freediesocks same.
Daz:"how's it going dazzlers"
Caption: howling hustlers
I need to see goth daz and my life will be complete
*JESUS LEFT THE SERVER*
DECEASED
Can we get a f in chat
......the rapture is begining
Fucking Lucifer left the server after this
yes tae
Scarlet: * goes to punch *
Scarlet: * instead she does a whip*
Me: ...
Michelle Podgorelec 00P
she looked like she was trying to do a fist bump but nobody did it back
Michelle Podgorelec time?
Michelle Podgorelec ha🤣😂😂
The immense amount of distortion on josh’s vocals just makes him sound like he is being tortured 😂
Daz : my daughter was more scary when she was 2
Me: well it’s is so easy to be scary than the girl in the video
Daz:the beats about to drop
Goths: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Daz: 👁 👁
👄
had me dying
they are emo not goth its different
@@lux2222 their goths :) read other comments they also say goth.
@@broads2777as a trad goth I can say these kids literally aren't goths, goths don't dress like that, and the music is emo rap scream-co with a heavy emotional hardcore influence. They aren't goths. And people in the comments saying The are doesn't making them right. AND THEY LITERALLY SAID EMO KID IN THE LYRICS OF THE SONG LOL 8:50
They're scene kids. But yea that's pretty accurate lol.
The guy with long hair: *hair non stop getting in his mouth*
Girls with long hair: *Ah yes, feel my pain*
ahaha
honestly i love the kinda underground vibes from back in the early 2000s this is giving me. I really loved the time back then when all of this was actual "content" lol and i really like remembering the good old days. taking this track/band not too serious makes it really enjoyable to just have a lill throwback.
Daz
This is your most agreeable topic ever
thank you
Who else is watching daz at like 3:00 am trying not to laugh because you don’t want your parents to murder you
Me
Me!
3:00 am the devils hour
Me
It’s literally 2:20 for me watching this and I saw this comment, it hit too close to home XD
It 2:49 rn
Scarlet looks like a goth version of Danielle Cohn
underated i was thinking the same thing omg
omg yes
Yasmeen Farisha haha
I was legit just watching a video of him, and I saw this. YES GURL.
C'mon, don't insult Scarlet like that :(
Daz’s reactions make my day so much better
Daz, you are the only thing getting me through the past 2 months of house quarantine.... you need to keep these coming, because who knows how long we are going to be battling this. I have now followed Hwu and Dave! Love you!
Wait.wheres azer?wheres tera?*WHERE IS THE ACID BATH PRINCESS OF DARKNESS*!?!?!?!
Ikr
They are obviously busy goth dabbing and moth grabbing.
@@0407luke oh yeah i forgot about their routine😂
I think these are just a different group all together
Omg 😂
"You don't see Ariel swimming around with a bat,do you?"That got me. 😂
Yeah me too😂
Same
Well her dad carries around a pitchfork sooo
I was reading the comments as the video was playing and I read this as daz said it 🤣
Daz!!!! You make my life a little less depressed when I watch your videos. Thank you!
“It’s not gonna be a long daz watches”
The “short” daz watches:
Daz was TERRIFIED in the first second of the lyrics.
THE SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH UNICORNS KILLING PEOPLE
That’s their band name lmao, the songs called problem
@@LEVI-ow2zh then that’s a weird name
@@-theloafofbreadthatlikesga888 yeah
Go check out the song cheesecake, it hax nothing to do with cakes or even cheese
i can’t understand any of it anyway so i wouldn’t know
I laughed so hard when he said "it sounds like somebody is tickling Satan" lol.
Lacey Brown I was reading this while daz said and I laughed really hard!
Lacey Brown same man
Me too
Lacey Brown 😭😭💀💀💀
Just was about to comment this
Daz: "you can't look hard with a Batman bracelet."
Me: dies of laughter
The fact that if this song was a bit better I'd listen to it😭😭😭
*Ears have left the chat*
*Hearing aids entered the chat*
PTSD has entered the chat
Ears.Exe have stopped working
And blood came with it
I’m wearing headphones and i think my ears have left the chat
Josh sounds like he was trying to cough up his own lungs but they got stuck in his throat.
@Cohen Harrison Elmo is glad that he made you laugh
@Cohen Harrison Elmo likes being scary.
@Cohen Harrison Wtf
Wth
Aaaaaaaa lmaaaoaoaoaoao
Hearing hello dazzlers at the end of my day really does bright it up a bit Love you daz You're a legend❤
I've watched this over and over, Daz never fails to make me laugh. Thank you!
You’ve got unicorns killed my girlfriend and then you’ve
*three beat slide*
IM WAITING FOR A LEGENDARY COLLAB🤟🤧
@@IvanBias24 why do you keep spamming the same comment on other comments
YES I FINALLY ENCOUNTERED A NORMAL GACHA PERSON I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE
I wanna like this but I don't want to break the 420
@@arminaspepi2509 Aye they don’t call him mr.everywhere for no reason.
*This is what the demon under my bed sounds like*
Is your demon going through a phase? Or is he always like this lol
How many demons I have 1000
The demon under my bed sounds like king Julian
Your demon fuckin cringed at this
Lmao
It doesn't matter how many times I rewatch all of your videos, I will always be laughing my fucking head off
FRRR❤😂
I can’t wait until they release the English version
I’m speechless
My ears are now bleeding
Same
You guys are not alone
Mine too
i dont even have ears after this
I love your profile pic! Springtrap!!!!
1:20
Scarlet has joined the Battle!
Defeated with a magent
Comrade Doggo LMAO
Magnet*
LMFAOOO
This is underrated I’m wheezing rn
Lol
Daz: The beat is about to drop!
*The beat drops*
Daz: wHaT waS tHAt??
I have been watching this non stop and I still crack up every time lol
_Jon, I Think The Sacrifice Went Wrong, Instead Of Satan Entering Your Body I Think Spongebob Did-_
Sketchqy OwU IM SCREECHING OMG
Sketchqy OwU THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
At least jon had a Motionless In White shirt on..
Jon: SHuT UP IT WoRkED. NoW LET's GO REcORd
Hahaha tru 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live."
Ain't that the truth😂 daz is funny
I Generally just love his vids 😂
I appreciate that Daz keeps intros short but still shares info and says his mini title or whatever you want to call it. A lot of youtubers drag the intro out for a third of the video before even doing anything. Great content, Daz. :)
"Sounds like someone is tickling satan"
Me:😂😂 *chokes on food*
Lexi Rose what minuet
Parker Vlogs 9:32
Cxpxlot Lexz as soon as I read this “sounds like someone’s tickling satan” it popped up LOL
@@katelynnstroud3191 thats crazyy
Somewhere out there exists a picture of goth daz.
I must see it.
Daz the dazzling princess of darkness
@@alifigueroa9905 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣
YES
mitsuki Bakugo he made that name himself they just said it..-
www.google.com/search?q=goth+daz&rlz=1C1KMZB_enUS837US837&sxsrf=ALeKk02JDTdi2pZIlEMrJOKVQVu7NKsg9A:1589422496296&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjEl6iapLLpAhUGi6wKHSKeDhQQ_AUoAXoECAwQAw&cshid=1589422527548656&biw=1280&bih=913
"And there I was at the table, Stroking myself"- Daz
I FOUND THE LYRICS FOR JON’S PART!!
“Affiliated with gangs
But I ain't rocking no dreadlocks
When I pull up on the block
I will throw my set up
I gotta get my check up
I'm tryna make a living
But in the process of doing it
I am making a killing
And I am not so well
I went wall yesterday
All I know is get money
And that's what I really say
Because I pay what I pay
And then I sell some shit too
And in the end this is life
You either win or you lose
(What's up?)
Emo kid I'm rocking J's
No MCR, no Black Parade
Life gave you lemons make lemonade
Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid
(Emo kid I'm rocking J's
No MCR, no Black Parade
Life gave you lemons, I made lemonade
Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid)”
Scarlett sounds like she's 7 or 8 reading her sisters facebook comments
Lol
Funny as hell.
😂
And she swears in that age 😱
Rockpopper101 I meant that she sounds like a 7 yr old and swers that age (7)
No silverbacks where harmed in the making of this video.
Or so you think
@@Hit07 only the ones that were fisted the others were ok
Were*
Tsuni 17700 lol
Tsuni 17700 😂😂
9:26 haha 🤣
Good Lord Daz! This episode is incredibly funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂
So what does it have to do with unicorns killing their girlfriend 😂🦄
@@freakydeakyman Oh srry 🤣💀
_ Snowebo _ oh
IKR!!!
@@freakydeakyman That makes more sence lol
X.Qt.Ryver.X ÙwÚ absolutely nuthin
Are we just not gunna talk about scarlets voice?.. she sounds like an 11 year old💀
I sound like a 10 year old :3
And I'm as small as a 10 year old
bruh the 11 year olds in your replies 💀
@@theveryhungrycaterpillar2768 how is that relevant 💀
@@ko-ji6zl I'm 13 -.-
Daz cracks himself up it's so funny💀
when daz made that face at the start of watching the video, that got me well
Scarlet who apparently has trouble getting through the metal detector at airports. 😂
Lol
Enchanted Soda Splash he said the exact same thing wail I read this
J&S 4ever lol.
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live"
-Daz Black, 2018
Ah yes, a fellow Billie elish fan. Very noice 😌
You can tell looking at them, they're going to be the next Suicide Squad.
“Your a princess really” we gotta love dad 🤣
Imagine, a mum and her 7 year old son walking in the park and they go past this!😂
"Ok honey, maybe we'll go this way instead!"😂
gianni cirillo LMAO
gianni cirillo 😂😂😂
"Mommy, what are they doing?" "I don't know, sweety, but I'm sure that if I catch you doing it, you'll be dead before you're fifteen." XDDD
The third guy sounds like a background character in phineas and ferb
HAHAHAH
Or south park lmao
@@Allen1119_ true tho
Nah he sounds like he just sounds like he just hitted puberty
@@vodka2.045 LMAO
Daz: i don't want to (WRONG)
daz: i dont wannu (correct)
His face when the beat does drop XD
It was so unexpected!
Im dying
When the third guy starts rapping it’s like catch these hands, more like catch this fringe
**sinister laugh**
Dudes hair be worse than Shaggy's 😂
I have seen that penguin in you pfp haha 😂
he sounds like a drunk 10 year old
𝕎ℍ𝔸𝕋
She looks like she’s forgetting her own lyrics and someone is holding a paper with the lyrics behind the camera
Yes
ikr
Yeah she does
Me who is trying not to laugh at 3am because of how funny Daz’s reactions and roasts are and don’t want to wake up my parents :