The Worst Nickname Ever. Josh Fonokalafi - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 29. 11. 2020
  • The worst nickname ever was actually given to Josh Fonokalafi, and it's pretty darn disappointing. Whether it's having Polynesians build a wall or not putting pineapple on your pizza the comedy stylings of Josh Fonokalafi in his Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 140

  • @rivertam0713
    @rivertam0713 Před 3 lety +63

    "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants"

  • @lifehacksformen8427
    @lifehacksformen8427 Před 3 lety +19

    Hahahah "violence is not the answer, violence is never the answer, violence is how you get the answer."

    • @jmparker78
      @jmparker78 Před 3 lety +2

      Why do I think it would have been funnier if he'd said "Violence is how you get the answer you're looking for."?

  • @NeverMetTheGuy
    @NeverMetTheGuy Před 3 lety +81

    Hey DryBar, you have the greatest hiring manager I've ever seen; the people you get are typically Amazing, and yet again you delivered an awesome comedian.

  • @CD-xo5ju
    @CD-xo5ju Před 3 lety +14

    Ha ha to the stranger danger bit 😂 Straight to the headquarters

  • @tylerledbetter6455
    @tylerledbetter6455 Před 3 lety +13

    And, I never thought a comedian,could still be great,without cussing.I've,watched some great comics on here.

  • @nobodyimportant5417
    @nobodyimportant5417 Před 3 lety +58

    I had the opposite experience. Knew a guy that would say pacifically instead of specifically. I would always start my next sentence with, "Well, Atlantically,..." I am pretty sure he never understood the joke in the three years we worked together.

    • @classixdrummer
      @classixdrummer Před 3 lety +10

      “You just gotta be a little more, pacific.”

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 Před 3 lety +7

      That's hilarious! I'm going to have to use that next time someone says it wrong... 😂🤣

    • @Ravena.Mariaa
      @Ravena.Mariaa Před 3 lety +2

      That's so funny!! I love it!

    • @lbhunter6341
      @lbhunter6341 Před 3 lety +3

      I think I worked with the same guy...can you be more pacific?

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop Před 3 lety +5

      Maybe he didn't know how to use his continents properly ;)

  • @youtubewasoncebetter
    @youtubewasoncebetter Před 3 lety +29

    He would be a good voiceover artist

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 Před 3 lety

      "What can I say except you're welcome" lol
      I was already hearing this in my head before he mentioned Moana 😄

  • @skipalidon
    @skipalidon Před 3 lety +29

    LOL!! I’m going to say that from now on. “I’m from a Specific
    Island in the Specific Ocean.”

  • @edwinkirkland8856
    @edwinkirkland8856 Před 3 lety +13

    Ohhh no ..please nooo im finished 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizalbrecht8436
    @lizalbrecht8436 Před 3 lety +8

    I love you. Just discovered your comedy. Salad inside a hamburger. Haha.

  • @clarenceyoung7511
    @clarenceyoung7511 Před 3 lety +15

    Hysterical. Gifted. A rising star. Funny as all get out.

  • @richarddaily93
    @richarddaily93 Před 3 lety +8

    I love dry humor and and my Dad loved dry humor... my wife is very practical and after 38 years she doesn't understand me.
    You found my nitch in laughs!!!

  • @JR-sx3gl
    @JR-sx3gl Před 3 lety +8

    @8:02 Violence is never the answer. Violence is how you get the answer. 😂

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 Před 3 lety +9

    This crowd is not sharp enough to get half the jokes. He is on point!

    • @DailySource
      @DailySource Před 3 měsíci

      Yes he has a lot of very good material. He’s much better and much more interesting and witty and funny then the typical comedian from New York or LA.

  • @JackTheRabbitMusic
    @JackTheRabbitMusic Před 3 lety +5

    specific ocean is one of my favorite colors. 🐰🎸🎶✨✌️

  • @Benjamin-om3ih
    @Benjamin-om3ih Před 3 lety +30

    Lol hes actually a really good looking guy. beautiful smile

  • @buffycleaveland8116
    @buffycleaveland8116 Před 3 lety +8

    I have another moving adventure you can use. Pretend that you heard them tell you to move all the boxes from all over the house into one room and you get caught in the back of the room to where they have to dig you out. Scream loud, might work good if you bring friends to help you who don't want to help move the other person either.

  • @kimberlynelson1468
    @kimberlynelson1468 Před 3 lety +24

    He's a sweety pie!

  • @MandosaWright
    @MandosaWright Před 3 lety +6

    Man, that closing joke was pretty great!

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 Před 3 lety +6

    The thing with his Asian friend Hector I kind of understood cause my mom is Filipino lol. Most Filipinos I know have Spanish sounding names. Funny thing though she sometimes gets mistaken for a Mexican 😄
    My maternal grandmother was part Spanish, so my mom looked more Hispanic than Asian lol
    Loved the joke about helping families take family pictures. Went from wholesome and sweet to hilarious in the space of a minute. Still laughing imagining him taking a bunch of selfies with someone else's phone 😂

    • @tomfrazier1103
      @tomfrazier1103 Před 2 lety +1

      I was a little kid in rural California and I had Filipino neighbors, Angie was our babysitter sometimes. Her Dad was driving the tractor on their farm into his 70s.

  • @maineclover
    @maineclover Před 3 lety +5

    Hilarious and a teddy bear! 💜

  • @myfamilymatters
    @myfamilymatters Před 3 lety +3

    Love Dry Bar Comedy. This guy is hilarious.

  • @downbntout
    @downbntout Před 3 lety +7

    Ohhh he went there. Bean dip...

  • @cwbyx4503
    @cwbyx4503 Před 3 lety +2

    the "homeless jokes" part needs to be mandatory for every comedy act

  • @tzafoxx3188
    @tzafoxx3188 Před 3 lety +23

    I'm Alaskan Native & Black + my husband is white = My son (not adopted) born in the US makes him Mexican.

    • @tzafoxx3188
      @tzafoxx3188 Před 3 lety +8

      I am also asked if I speak Spanish a lot. I tell them no I speak Romanian.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain Před 3 lety +4

      That hurt my brain..lol

  • @keh-dalia809
    @keh-dalia809 Před 3 lety +7

    He's not ugly at all!

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 Před 3 lety +18

    I knew a guy in the Class behind me whose name was Louis Sass. His nickname was Looseass.
    What the hell were his parents thinking or not thinking when they named him?

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop Před 3 lety +2

      Is that better than being called a tightass?

    • @JackTheRabbitMusic
      @JackTheRabbitMusic Před 3 lety +4

      I had a Sunday school teacher named Harry Bahls. Seriously.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng Před 3 lety +1

      @@JackTheRabbitMusic what next. Serkim Sishen?

  • @richarddaily93
    @richarddaily93 Před 3 lety +6

    I would love to hear someone explain dry humor to my wife so she won't leave me by myself...

  • @monilev1
    @monilev1 Před 3 lety +5

    I would date you, Joshua 😄

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 Před 3 lety +6

    What a TALENTED and FUNNY guy!! You are a NATURAL!! I was laughing out loud all by myself! Lol😅😂🤣😆😅😄😂😍😍😙

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 Před 3 lety +6

    I liked him

  • @estherhemming2314
    @estherhemming2314 Před 3 lety +6

    Hilariously funny

  • @heathergilbert4838
    @heathergilbert4838 Před 3 lety +5

    Tongan and Samoan!!!!

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 Před 3 lety +24

    He looks like a different version of Fluffy

  • @treborironwolfe978
    @treborironwolfe978 Před 3 lety +7

    But aren't we *all* hispanic in our hearts? ;)

  • @kendraburriss5979
    @kendraburriss5979 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I really enjoyed watching josh God bless him and everyone love and hugs 😂

  • @johnsphs1545
    @johnsphs1545 Před 3 lety +21

    violence is never the answer. its the question. the answer is yes.

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 Před 3 lety +3

    The Cheeto bit was my favorite

  • @benjaminkepner9082
    @benjaminkepner9082 Před 3 lety +11

    My nickname: Ben Dover. Why? Dunno. Is it funny? Yeah, kinda.

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 Před 4 měsíci +1

    So so funny! Loved the vegetarian diet!

  • @annieclark9772
    @annieclark9772 Před 2 lety +2

    I feel like he would have been an awesome older brother.

  • @katecole6237
    @katecole6237 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Laughing about the specific islander, because my 7&10 year old like to say they have "a Pacific question"

  • @michaelrue1400
    @michaelrue1400 Před rokem

    He reminds me of Geechy Guy, telling joke grenades. Toss the joke out into the audience and wait for the explosion of laughter.

  • @nicholejournet5723
    @nicholejournet5723 Před 3 lety +25

    Yeah, he's actually cute. Chubby or not still handsome

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 Před 3 měsíci

    Great! 🤣😂 Homeless jokes! 🤣

  • @Animebryan2
    @Animebryan2 Před 3 lety +9

    For the record, this is a re-upload. I don't know why, but Dry Bar has been doing this with several previously released videos.

    • @DianaHerberg
      @DianaHerberg Před 3 lety +2

      We all know why they do it... it's so people will watch...

    • @vaulimere
      @vaulimere Před 3 lety +2

      to get new views and boost monetization

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 Před 3 měsíci

      👩‍🎤 I don’t care because I love to laugh and it’s great medicine 🤗 I watch Dry Bar repeatedly because it never gets old 🤙

  • @DianaHerberg
    @DianaHerberg Před 3 lety +3

    The "tester joke" joke is my favorite...
    I think you should take the stage name "JoshFon" (pronounced "josh-fone")

  • @tomfrazier1103
    @tomfrazier1103 Před 2 lety +1

    When I was a kid in California my uncle's land lady was named Kalani, Hawaiian married to a '60s surfer dude. I thought she was Italian. There was an old time Italian singer named Jerry Colonna. I was sometimes an out of it kid.. I've lived in Hawaii from 1990. My "Streetknowlege" is that Tongans & Samoans don't get along. They both are OK people, and other people here too, even California surfer dudes.

  • @nancymueller6206
    @nancymueller6206 Před rokem

    He sounds so much like my oldest nephew that I just love to listen to him. Well, he IS funny, too 😄

  • @antiheroine3611
    @antiheroine3611 Před 3 lety +1

    He's cute. Like a giant baby :)

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 Před 3 lety +23

    Why do gorillas have such large nostrils?
    Because they have such large fingers!

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain Před 3 lety +2

      Hahahaha

    • @treborironwolfe978
      @treborironwolfe978 Před 3 lety +3

      *Little Hood:* "My, Grandma, what *big* fingers you have!"
      *Grandma:* "All the better to pick my nose with, my dear!"

  • @rochellethundercloud346
    @rochellethundercloud346 Před 3 lety +2

    My nickname depends on who you ask.
    Buddy mike calls me wifey
    Buddy tom calls me the russian tease
    Buddy jerry.yeah,all guys.yes,2 friends named tom and jerry. Anyway,jerry calls me hotness
    Buddy john calls me queen psycho .

  • @trampcaldwell4889
    @trampcaldwell4889 Před 3 lety +1

    goood laugh...thanks

  • @lbhunter6341
    @lbhunter6341 Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious!

  • @wendyntswane4719
    @wendyntswane4719 Před 3 lety +2

    Someone else has done that polynesian joke

  • @typicaltilly2535
    @typicaltilly2535 Před 3 lety +9

    I hate the way dry at edits one of the jokes into the beginning. Just start from beginning -_-

  • @mscir
    @mscir Před 3 lety +2

    Very funny.

  • @thegadgetrulez
    @thegadgetrulez Před 3 lety +2

    Howdy from another Josh. Comment #100

  • @katvalentine3905
    @katvalentine3905 Před 3 lety +2

    YAS LMAO

  • @robgugrel
    @robgugrel Před 3 lety +1

    The same jokes as his other special: "If Polynesians built the wall", but great!

  • @tomarchibald5631
    @tomarchibald5631 Před 3 lety +2

    😆♥️👏

  • @crystal.holmes
    @crystal.holmes Před 2 lety

    He needs work but tayed for is endearing presence.

  • @c-LAW
    @c-LAW Před 3 lety +4

    0:49 He's right. But he knows how it doesn't matter. Rest in peace!

  • @donarmsdealerone669
    @donarmsdealerone669 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm American.

  • @johndeardorff3011
    @johndeardorff3011 Před 3 lety +10

    Sad. Someone would make a racist comment. Apparently they don't like to laugh.

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 Před 4 měsíci

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @orleansartist6095
    @orleansartist6095 Před 3 lety

    I agree he's a cutie

  • @nicholejournet5723
    @nicholejournet5723 Před rokem

    I wish he didn't feel like that about his-self. I think he's actually cute, funny, and smart. Weight changes but I think he's still attractive though

  • @vegan-vrking9565
    @vegan-vrking9565 Před 2 lety

    SMFH lol Cheetos aren't food my guy lol ........ Lol seek help lol

  • @hermitbodhi6130
    @hermitbodhi6130 Před 3 lety +1

    re-uploading the same videos with different titles.. bah. Makes waiting for new material awkward :D

  • @virginiaserr2047
    @virginiaserr2047 Před 4 měsíci

    😅

  • @shydreamguyman4098
    @shydreamguyman4098 Před 2 lety +1

    3:25 Spanish is Not the Heritage language of Mexicans because Mexicans aren't Spanish . They are Mayans & Aztecs who were Robbed by the Spanish .

  • @KennyT_817
    @KennyT_817 Před 3 lety

    Uhm... isn't Deon Cole known for the notes thing?

  • @hllyenaylleth9576
    @hllyenaylleth9576 Před 3 lety

    Wow, this just came out!

  • @Lofty1783
    @Lofty1783 Před 3 lety +5

    More ads than punchlines. It took 40 minutes to see 25 minutes of comedy. Broke the flow and ruined the set. Shame for Jo. Sorry, an ad in his name meant I only got the first bit!

    • @Lofty1783
      @Lofty1783 Před 3 lety +2

      Rewatched it, glad I did!

  • @RestingBitchface7
    @RestingBitchface7 Před 3 lety +4

    “Welcome to my special everyb -....” [two ads]....
    These have become unwatchable. I’m not going to bother anymore. 😢

    • @souptama3977
      @souptama3977 Před 3 lety +4

      Dry your tears, look up uBlock, and have a lovely day

    • @pinkjbird3
      @pinkjbird3 Před 3 lety +1

      @@souptama3977 Whomever you are, you're awesome! Thank you for that information.

    • @KiwiTheBloop
      @KiwiTheBloop Před 3 lety

      Dry bar is also on spotify

    • @souptama3977
      @souptama3977 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pinkjbird3 I am a thirteen foot tall golem made of molten brass, and I am here to help!

    • @jmparker78
      @jmparker78 Před 3 lety

      Yes! I have been using uBlock for over 2 years now and I will never use a browser without it ever again!

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 Před 3 lety

    Take out that high-pitched noise in the bg.

  • @Saintly2
    @Saintly2 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your homeless jokes are Dad Jokes.

  • @marygrace3904
    @marygrace3904 Před 3 lety +2

    I think you are goof looking
    I like your act
    Very funny.

    • @annmarie7721
      @annmarie7721 Před 3 lety

      I know you meant good looking. Lol He is adorable!

  • @LynnMTHA
    @LynnMTHA Před 3 lety

    Lol, screw politics. I'm sick of stupid. And I'm deliberately not pc. Brutally honest, but care about everyone, till they give me a reason not to. Then I very don't.

  • @LetsGoBrandon247
    @LetsGoBrandon247 Před 3 lety +3

    Ya'll are being too nice. Glad he made it this far, and I wish him the best, but let's be honest...

  • @susanhowe163
    @susanhowe163 Před 3 lety

    Yeah, if I was a cougar, I would definitely give him a dance or twenty. I LOVE chubby cause I'm chubby too. Let's rub bellies 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰😇😇😇😁😁👏👏👏👏👏

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash Před 5 měsíci

    I liked my own comment

  • @Mark-im6pm
    @Mark-im6pm Před 3 lety

    Weak timing. Need more work.

  • @sassyinscrubs5206
    @sassyinscrubs5206 Před 2 lety

    Why are these people laughing when he's not funny?

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 3 lety +3

    One of your worst vlogs ever, DRYBAR. Spews racism to the 🤮 level. Ugh! 👎👊👎
    Don't you think that there is enough of that, particularly in America, in the year 2020?
    100 years from now, we will all be the same colour. Praise God!
    I am English, Irish, Native American Indian (Cherokee) and German. So what!
    I am proud of who I am, and seriously hope that ALL people around the World are also!
    It is the magnificent, beautiful tapestry of each of our lives that makes us all who we are, and we all need to embrace it with our collective hearts.
    ... and love it all.
    Love DRYBAR, but this is racist and far from clean comedy.
    Enough said.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain Před 3 lety +16

      Totally disagree..comedy never had boundaries til the left got so sensitive..
      Funny is good medicine

    • @nobodyimportant5417
      @nobodyimportant5417 Před 3 lety +16

      Get over yourself. You take offense to him even mentioning race, but you sail right past the casual cannibalism and sexual assault jokes. Maybe his comedy isn't for the serially woke.

    • @Jose-ht2lw
      @Jose-ht2lw Před 3 lety +8

      I bet your fun at parties, and no one cares about your life story.

    • @meghantheeggdispenser4931
      @meghantheeggdispenser4931 Před 3 lety +4

      Lighten up!

    • @annmarie7721
      @annmarie7721 Před 3 lety +8

      Some people fall for all that political correctness bull. Too bad, cuz we should all be able to enjoy our differences. Josh is so funny and has a Great attitude!