Hawaiian pizza Isn't Hawaiian. Kermet Apio - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 30. 11. 2020
  • Hawaiian pizza isn't Hawaiian, and Kermet Apio is here to tell you all about it! Whether it's spam on a pizza or shaking Canadian bacon from the Canadian bacon trees, the comedy stylings of Kermet Apio in his full Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @MaryOKC
    @MaryOKC Před 3 lety +76

    LOL! 😆. If I could “thumbs up” more than once I would...

  • @dk3062
    @dk3062 Před 3 lety +348

    Forget rewinding. How about waiting for a song on the radio to record it.

    • @yeneydiaz9342
      @yeneydiaz9342 Před 3 lety +24

      Omg you have to make sure nobody would make a noise, and try not to get the commercials 😂😂

    • @jmanswat2457
      @jmanswat2457 Před 3 lety +12

      Or waiting for the DJ to tell you what that song was and by whom. I waited weeks and four occurrences.

    • @dk3062
      @dk3062 Před 3 lety +9

      @@yeneydiaz9342 you had to use a microphone?
      I just had the radio and tape in one so I could record directly

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 Před 3 lety +12

      @D k: Yep. I would stare hypnotically at the radio, just to press stop, not a moment too late, before a commercial comes on. Upon playing back the tape, I would always here the button click at the end of the song, sort of the musical equivalent of “Cut!”

    • @koygoddess7080
      @koygoddess7080 Před 3 lety +8

      OMG Yessss!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Just sitting with your sketch book ..just to have something else to do..and a glass of koolaid in front of the radio.

  • @languay1
    @languay1 Před 3 lety +340

    The ashtray story made me remember the cigarette shaped gum we would buy from the candy truck. Before chewing it, we would blow one end and powder would come out the other end so it looked like we were puffing out smoke. Those were sure different times. That would never fly today.

    • @MEGABOINK65
      @MEGABOINK65 Před 3 lety +18

      Lmao! memories, then the box of gum cigarettes' 😂

    • @elizabethteska6174
      @elizabethteska6174 Před 3 lety +18

      They still make them! I got some as a gag gift about 4 years ago. Made me laugh and laugh...

    • @hugofalcon9260
      @hugofalcon9260 Před 3 lety +7

      I'm 41 and I remember buying the gum from the ice cream truck.

    • @lukewarmwater6412
      @lukewarmwater6412 Před 3 lety +6

      I bet you can still find them in novelty stores or somewhere online.

    • @justinburgan4184
      @justinburgan4184 Před 3 lety +13

      Not only did they have Big League Chew gum simulating chewing tobacco they also had cans of beef jerkey shaped like cans of dip. I'm only 35 so it wasn't that long ago.

  • @thetruth7729
    @thetruth7729 Před 3 lety +253

    I love how The Dry Bar has this comedians that, their comedy is not only clean but so funny !!!! So far a haven't seen a single show that has disappointed me or my wife.

    • @Matp78
      @Matp78 Před 3 lety +6

      I like all comedy

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 Před 3 lety +11

      Wish I could say the same about the comments section. If you can't handle 'profanity', you need to get off the internet & find a bomb shelter to hide in. This world has already evolved past the point where profanity doesn't exist. The words you consider to be profane are no different than the ones that you think aren't.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 Před 3 lety +10

      It's not that they hire clean comics. They hire comics who will sign a contract saying they will meet requirements and not say the following things. Many of those comics swear like everyone else.

    • @emiliadavis8247
      @emiliadavis8247 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Animebryan2 which is really sad. So much is ok in this world, that shouldn't be.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 Před 3 lety +5

      @@emiliadavis8247 Like what? Pedophilia? Corrupt politics? Suppression of freedom?

  • @Lucky-et8cx
    @Lucky-et8cx Před 3 lety +96

    Am 27 from a small village in South Africa. I understood what he said about cassettes coz my village was behind on technology. Just had to throw this out there. 😂

    • @streetwilliams8473
      @streetwilliams8473 Před 2 lety +1

      What part in SA?

    • @kendradamm1428
      @kendradamm1428 Před 2 lety +2

      I understood what he said because I’m old. 🤣

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Před rokem +1

      When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
      "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
      The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. [Emmanuel]
      John 1:14.
      What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
      John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
      Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
      "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
      Jesus said that he is God!
      "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
      The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
      "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
      Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
      He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
      "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
      Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
      Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! He did a multitude of miracles, brought truth and grace, was compassionate and tender hearted, layed down His life for us knowing He could pick it up again, shed His blood to establish the New Testament, and used His powerful blood to wash our sins away.
      Ask God to send the Holy Spirit to convince you of sins. He will come and bring your sins to mind.
      As He does confess them to Jesus. We are by nature vile sinners. Jeremiah 17:9 unable to save ourselves. He was sinless, the perfect sacrifice.
      When you see your desperate need for a Saviour, cry out to Jesus to save you. He came to save sinners. What deep, deep love. He forgives our sins, washes us clean and heaks the btoken hearted.
      'O the blood of Jesus, O the blood of Jesus, O the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

    • @livelikeyouredying6735
      @livelikeyouredying6735 Před rokem +1

      @@judyswiderski2682 Hey Judy, is that on cassette or 8 track?

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Před rokem

      @@livelikeyouredying6735
      It is out of an amazing book thousands of years old!
      Awesome Word.
      The Authoruzed Version, later called the King James Bible, shows clearly God wants to know you as His!
      The Bible was written by over 40 men of various backgrounds over a span of about 1600 years, written on the continents of Asia, Africa and Europe in Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, and yet FITS TOGETHER PERFECY TO UNFOLD THE DRAMA OF REDEMPTION.
      The New Testament, taken from the Antioch manuscripts, were written in Greek*. The Old Testament was taken from the Masoretic Text.
      WARNING! The modern bibles are taken from conflicting manuscripts. One has about 30 changes per page. Obviously not from God.
      *A first century verse in Matthew's Gospel, written in Greek was located. There is also a first century copy of 1 John 5:7. It was on display in England at one time.
      Adullum Films Documentary-
      Tares Among the Wheat
      Video.
      Amazing Word.
      There are around 24,000 ancient copies of portions of the New Testament. The abundance of writings of the first four century church theologians could be used to write the New Testament.
      Also there is external evidence of the New Testament. The writings of Tacitus, a Roman historian and Josephus, a Jewish historian support it.
      There are hundreds of perfectly fulfilled prophecies:
      Prophecies fulfilled by Jesus.
      Historical accuracy:
      Prophecy of Cyrus
      Prophecy of the city of Tyre.
      Science:
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      Another myth is shattered. It is said man first lived in caves. Job 30:5-6, written many thousands of years ago, says those in caves were the outcasts of society.
      Contend for the faith. God said He preserved His word. Psalm 12:6-7.
      Believe Him. Seek His face.

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 Před 3 lety +25

    I remember, "Let's go get some steak and eggs." 2:30 AM was the best time!

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 Před 3 lety +220

    First time one of my kids saw a vinyl record ..he said "wow look at that giant CD..

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah computers were bigger back then hahaha

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 Před 3 lety +32

      Going an old floppy disc and my kid saw it, said "cool, someone 3d printed the save button."

    • @avrilraven5499
      @avrilraven5499 Před 3 lety +17

      That’s what I said, too. But I knew what a floppy disk was. But the first time I saw a floppy disk, I said “why isn’t it floppy?”

    • @axelkusanagi4139
      @axelkusanagi4139 Před 3 lety +12

      Good that (s)/he knows what a CD is.

    • @actuallyitisrocketscience
      @actuallyitisrocketscience Před 3 lety +9

      Remember 8 tracks?!

  • @dropkickmurphy4114
    @dropkickmurphy4114 Před 3 lety +197

    As part of the over-40 crowd, I find his observational humor HILARIOUS!

    • @chrismiller5198
      @chrismiller5198 Před rokem +3

      10:44 - I too remember when "I don't know" was a perfectly acceptable answer. Simple question, simple answer. Matter closed

    • @arthurweichel5460
      @arthurweichel5460 Před rokem +1

      I'm 23 and had a VCR and a tape deck. Ig I'm part of the over 40 crowd too?

    • @AMadd3RHatt3R
      @AMadd3RHatt3R Před 9 měsíci

      Hellz yeaaah!! I was CRYIN'😅😂😂😂

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 Před 8 měsíci

      @@arthurweichel5460 Yes, but just embrace it as long as the videos play. Nothing wrong with being in touch with history. When I read Dickens, I imagine it now.

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 Před 3 lety +73

    I love that you're from Hawaii. I'm so old that Hawaii and Alaska became States the year I graduated from high school. I keep up the good work as I love your content and delivery.

    • @sallykrouth5714
      @sallykrouth5714 Před 2 lety +4

      I hear you brother. Yep, graduated from Gaston High School, Gaston Oregon, with 24 other graduates; class of 1959.

    • @Robert-hr6sh
      @Robert-hr6sh Před 2 lety +1

      Iam so old from Hawaii, when I was born Hawaii only had one pineapple....and I brought it with me. No, just kidding. 😣

    • @melvinyoung3474
      @melvinyoung3474 Před rokem

      I'm older than the states of Alaska and Hawaii and it quickly became apparent to me to call something Hawaiian it must include SPA.

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 Před 2 lety +43

    I honestly can't understand how I've never heard of or seen this gentleman before today. he is super funny!

  • @josephstoutenburgh8612
    @josephstoutenburgh8612 Před 3 lety +44

    To daughter: "If you don't clean your room, I will."
    Didn't work the first time, but worked every time after that.

  • @Matp78
    @Matp78 Před 3 lety +22

    Remember taping music on the radio

  • @blueeyeswhitedragon9839
    @blueeyeswhitedragon9839 Před 3 lety +114

    This guy isn't a comedian...he is a funny philosopher!
    And it helps to have some life experiences to "get it".

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety +2

      No one ever told me about two 6.30s before😂

  • @jerelull9629
    @jerelull9629 Před 3 lety +64

    When I was a pre-teen, what they call ADD or ADHD was "bored out of my skull".
    BTW, pineapple & spam might be a good pizza combo.

    • @duanewoodbury8314
      @duanewoodbury8314 Před 2 lety +2

      In the northwest its pineapple and ham

    • @charlottecmanderl4128
      @charlottecmanderl4128 Před 2 lety

      I have superstreng ad du i hate it case ah ad bit lidt in yoyt head it is exsahsting +my ptds notveasey 2 be me i promille iiìģ

  • @cUser691
    @cUser691 Před 3 lety +127

    Making ash trays in school + Walkman + wall phone references= golden. Good pacing Funny comedy

    • @danabarnes4751
      @danabarnes4751 Před 3 lety +7

      I felt like the only one of those references that wasn't recycled was the school ashtray art project. That's a reference to something I haven't thought about for so long. And I'm 43

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 Před 3 lety

      @@danabarnes4751 I can relate Dana..lol

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake Před 3 lety +3

      I miss my Walkman

    • @thespoiledtexan3904
      @thespoiledtexan3904 Před 3 lety +6

      I remember making an ash tray even though my parents didn’t smoke. It was the thing to do. 😉

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 Před 3 lety

      @@thespoiledtexan3904 Was it an ash tray with the slots? LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janesekillebrew8774
    @janesekillebrew8774 Před 3 lety +11

    Wonky knee from doing the dishes..lol 🤣 I got tears from laughing to hard. 😂 That summed up most of my injuries..in my 40s. 🥰

  • @harrisjeff
    @harrisjeff Před 3 lety +21

    I laughed out loud more than I thought I would, thanks for the giggles Kermet!

  • @FrogDoesLifting
    @FrogDoesLifting Před 3 lety +76

    My name is also Kermit so I understand his pain

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 Před 3 lety +7

      Hope you two don't get depressed. So you don't *Kermit* suicide.

    • @SmokeyThePanda_STP
      @SmokeyThePanda_STP Před 3 lety +4

      Its not easy being green man

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey, Bro, it's the man that makes the name, not a name that makes the man!! If you are a really decent, great, kind man, the name takes on a special patina. And, green is a great color!...... grin. Have a good one.

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety

      Ooooh ooooh.....half way up the stairs....enjoy you're name😊

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety

      @@jakomioftherose2434 good play on words.😊

  • @whopiddledonyourposttoasti175

    Love this guy. Must say I've loved all of Drybars comedians. Good clean comedy

  • @BobbiGail
    @BobbiGail Před 2 lety +29

    I met Kermit on a cruise ship a few years ago. He is just as kind and fun in person!

  • @csarpalace1518
    @csarpalace1518 Před 3 lety +32

    Omg. Instantly love his comedy. Thank you Dry Bar

  • @davidorourkesr
    @davidorourkesr Před 3 lety +52

    I was adopted by a family on big island, he’s on point lol I’m glad this video was recommended!
    Great laughs Mahalo

  • @robertwaguespack9414
    @robertwaguespack9414 Před 3 lety +36

    I remember going to the doctors office and seeing ashtrays in the waiting room.

    • @caroconga
      @caroconga Před 2 lety +3

      I remember being in hospital after an operation and asking the nurse for an ashtray! She brought me one and I enjoyed a cigarette, there, in the four bed ward! Ah, the good old days! 🤣

    • @bporrelli
      @bporrelli Před 2 lety +6

      I remember going to the doctor's office and he was smoking! French Gauloises no less.

    • @caroconga
      @caroconga Před 2 lety +1

      @@bporrelli 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelgeorge595
      @michaelgeorge595 Před 2 lety

      Same😤

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 Před 2 lety +1

      @@caroconga And in later days, paying the $10-12/day premium for a private room, so I could recover from surgeries whilst smoking to my heart’s content! LOL (yes, I now realize that’s an oxymoron!)

  • @hopedavis760
    @hopedavis760 Před 3 lety +71

    Great performance Kermit !
    I needed a laugh, nd you were exactly what I needed !
    God bless

    • @Lmy976
      @Lmy976 Před 2 lety +4

      This guy is so funny.

  • @LifesGuardian
    @LifesGuardian Před 3 lety +28

    Holy crap. This guy had me going for 45 minutes straight. Kudos!
    I did 4 years outta Pearl Harbor, this guy makes me wanna go back. Gonna be a lot more expensive next time. Last time, all I had to do was join the Navy.

  • @loveslazylapcats4039
    @loveslazylapcats4039 Před 3 lety +74

    Kermit is hysterical! I laughed my head off - obviously I'm much older than his audience. I got every joke.

  • @SpringoStar
    @SpringoStar Před 2 lety +18

    This guy so made my day. Great Comedian! So many tears of laughter. Thank you!

  • @kevinmcneill7
    @kevinmcneill7 Před 3 lety +77

    Wait till you're 72 and trying to put your socks on, growing old ain't for the faint at heart.

    • @lickmyfuckinnuts
      @lickmyfuckinnuts Před 3 lety +1

      🤣😂Lol,you should see me doing it standing👍🏻Lol

    • @dianasaur2131
      @dianasaur2131 Před 3 lety +2

      Is it sit down and bring the foot up or bend over. Been there prior to back surgery... thinking "right is there anything else I should do while I'm down here?"

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety +2

      I'd rather be older than younger it's a hell of a lot easier being yourself and not caring.😂

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 Před 2 lety

      @@jaynestag95 Appreciate the sentiment…and your not older enough yet.😹😹😹

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 Před 3 lety +18

    Great routine! Original and quirky material. Thank you! Australians quite like pineapple on a pizza too, with ham, olives, mushroom, and spicy salami. It's so good on a cold night, especially on the way home at 2am from dancing at a club.

  • @bastardwhoreson
    @bastardwhoreson Před 3 lety +36

    He should have done the Kermit frog voice and said "here!" During the attendance school talk lol

  • @thecman26
    @thecman26 Před 3 lety +69

    Dude, spam and pineapple pizza... HELL YEAH!!!

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Před 3 lety +8

      I love spam, I do. But a sweet fruit like pineapple does not belong on a pizza, haha.

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 Před 3 lety +13

      @@seanA416 think of Hawaiian pineapple and the pig smoked in the ground for a luau...they do work together.

    • @rusteshackleferd8115
      @rusteshackleferd8115 Před 3 lety +11

      @@flamingpieherman9822 yes they do but comparing luau pig meat and Canadian bacon is like comparing beef jerky and a T-bone steak.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 Před 3 lety +5

      When I was a kid in Australia, we called ham and pineapple pizza "American pizza."

    • @knapsackcat4309
      @knapsackcat4309 Před 3 lety +2

      Same thing I was thinking. Sounds good.

  • @rocksteady4me
    @rocksteady4me Před 3 lety +15

    I recently threw my back out - twice in two months - putting the lid down on the toilet - both times.

  • @TrippyLove417
    @TrippyLove417 Před 2 lety +4

    Him noticing his hand grabbing his leg to put in the car, bout killed me🤣

  • @messibessi11
    @messibessi11 Před 3 lety +365

    My boyfriend is from Hawaii and he gets so annoyed whenever people put pineapple on something and call it Hawaiian. So I naturally do it as often as possible

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 Před 3 lety +17

      "I don't even know why people from Hawaii eat their pizza like that"
      me as a local O.O
      =_=

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety +2

      That's an Hawi.....pizza....pineapple

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 Před 2 lety +16

      Speaking of the love of Spam - I tried to tell a friend who was staying at a 4 star hotel in Hawaii who was disgusted that such a hotel would serve Spam....I was like "Dude, if it's Hawaii they can't BE 4 star if they don't have Spam!"

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 Před 2 lety +11

      @@lauramalek3128 its funny cause in general people from mainland hate spam and people from Japan are pretty down. so it's on the menu for tourists cause there are Japanese tourists there and mainland tourists don't need to order it if they don't want to. McDonald's at ala Moana has some weird pineapple nonsense that no one but Japanese tourists buy too hahaha

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Matty80822 For me his comment was even funnier because he is somewhat well travelled internationally, so I'd have guessed he'd know about the whole Spam thing on the islands. 😊

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 Před 3 lety +32

    Yup, I strained my back sleeping too... I turned 40 this year! Yaay 😐

    • @ralphwang1434
      @ralphwang1434 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha I’ve strained my calf in my sleep while 17 or 18 ... at least twice that month 😂

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ralphwang1434 well hell! What’s gonna happen when you turn 40?

    • @thefamilyname1
      @thefamilyname1 Před 2 lety +1

      It's like a Rite of Passage

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 Před 2 lety

      @@thefamilyname1 but I thought 40 was the new 30! Someone lied!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 2 lety

      Try magnesium supplements. I use to have them and my doctor said to take magnesium.Totally recommend it, it really works.

  • @sexitrd
    @sexitrd Před 2 lety +2

    Much Aloha Kermet. Thanks for the good old memories as a kid

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge Před 3 lety +18

    He looks exactly like what I'd expect a Hawaiian Kermit to look like!

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 Před 3 lety +85

    Even further back in time, when non-returnable beer bottles first came out, our art teacher discovered that they could be softened in an oven and formed into ash trays.

    • @Curt100
      @Curt100 Před 2 lety +2

      My aunt had one, when I was a kid!

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 Před 2 lety +3

      OH, the creative thinking of the Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle days(or Upcycling if you're selling it)!!! Remember when we used to get paid to recycle instead of having to pay a utility bill for it?

    • @joshpiotrowski3487
      @joshpiotrowski3487 Před 2 lety +3

      @@denawagner360 remember when the solution to pollution was dilution? Yea those good old days when you just threw garbage in the ocean with no disregard. It was the same time when the acceptable way to get rid of oil was in a post hole in the ground with gravel in it.

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 Před 2 lety +3

      @@joshpiotrowski3487 I actually got in trouble in Alaska working on ships back in the 90's for refusing to throw 5 gallon buckets of out of date mayonnaise overboard. Had to use unpaid time to scrape it out & wash the buckets & find uses for them cuz I wouldn't just chuck it overboard. Remember it well, still would do it again... If you ever work in seafood production, you see all sorts of things in fish bellies. Batteries, plastic and, oh, fun, used condoms. Gross.. have a hard time eating processed meat now.

    • @PeaceJourney...
      @PeaceJourney... Před 9 měsíci +1

      And the science teachers let us play with mercury in our bare hands😂

  • @judemorales4U
    @judemorales4U Před 2 lety +10

    Love the bit about work! Also like his animated moves during his jokes!

  • @shannonnichols3415
    @shannonnichols3415 Před 2 lety +3

    50 yr old here! Love his set! I admit, I am glad we can get info we forgot instantaneously now! But I do have fond memories of mixed tapes for whoever you love that week! And I got super good at splicing video tapes and cassettes that were chewed a little! Lovely days gone by! I don’t think I’d wanna go back, but nice memories…then Dave Matthews & a gal of ice cream! Many blessings!

  • @bettyhouk8727
    @bettyhouk8727 Před 3 lety +7

    My stepdad was Italian and he made a pizza 🍕 that was sooooooo delicious! That was in 1953 on the west coast (California ) We never knew about Pizza 🍕 then (at least I didn’t ) I am 83 and you talk about technology zipping along I remember when there wasn’t a space program called NASA ,but I watched the first moon landing and walking on the moon ! (True or not depending on your beliefs) computers were room sized no cell phones and we still had party lines ! Not a party 🎉 like you are thinking 🤨 HOWEVER ELVIS WAS STILL MOSTLY UNKNOWN ! And ROCK ‘N ROLL WAS NEW ! “ l don’t care what anybody say Rock and Roll is to Stay”! And so many wonderful things are in your future young people ! You are loved ❤️and Blessings to Each and everyone of you wherever you are on this Beautiful Planet ! 👍❤️✊🏾👵🏻(my daughter )👩🏻‍🦰🐶😺🖖👽

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 Před 3 lety +42

    Omg I still have hand propelled windows in my car..lol

    • @abbykoop5363
      @abbykoop5363 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too

    • @IDAHOJAKE
      @IDAHOJAKE Před 3 lety +1

      Technically it's hand crank.

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 Před 3 lety +1

      Hand propelled.. :') Do you have the fin knobs to engage intra space vortex as well?

    • @joatkinson04
      @joatkinson04 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah but I'd had a couple and that was what my brain let me type...Hey but you got the gist..lol..xx

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joatkinson04 Haha you made the comment section a great place of humor, it was delightful.

  • @ericsmith5826
    @ericsmith5826 Před 3 lety +76

    HI-(wait for it)-LARIOUS lmfao man this dude is a legend. One of the best I seen. Once I started laughing I could not stop. I need more of his content, somebody hook me up.. btw if you grew up poor under 30 you'll understand all his jokes lmao

    • @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers
      @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers Před 3 lety +6

      I said this, out loud, to myself, when he said that! I wasn't even looking at the screen and I knew what he was doing.

    • @emiliadavis8247
      @emiliadavis8247 Před 3 lety +2

      Eric Smith Dwayne Perkins is awesome!!

  • @dk3062
    @dk3062 Před 3 lety +15

    We made ashtrays in 80s too. I felt weird making it though because smoking was becoming wrong.

  • @Sheerkat7
    @Sheerkat7 Před 3 lety +15

    His daughter rolled her eyes so hard she sprained her forehead. What he said to her made me laugh for half an hour.

  • @scroticle
    @scroticle Před 3 lety +5

    In the 60s we made ashtrays in school. There was asbestos in the clay.

  • @mikemccown1766
    @mikemccown1766 Před 2 lety +9

    I’m over 40 I got the whole show, hilarious! Go Kermit go go frog boy

  • @jfilm7466
    @jfilm7466 Před 2 lety +3

    I bought cassette recorders, VHS and vinyl with the accessories and now my kids know all the historic ways.

  • @eb8681
    @eb8681 Před 3 lety +37

    He is a comedian that should be a millionaire star that is actually hilarious and probably very deserving😂😂🙏🏾

  • @jonrolfson1686
    @jonrolfson1686 Před 3 lety +18

    If you remember when talking loudly and gesticulating wildly while walking down the street alone was seen as strange and worrying behavior - you might be an old person.

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 Před 3 lety +39

    Born in 1971, this guy is truth..!!!

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +51

    wait until you are 65 and retired. You're invisible to EVERYONE ... except scammers.(your new best friends)

  • @ponderosapondhomestead4344
    @ponderosapondhomestead4344 Před 3 lety +10

    I remember making ash trays in public school 🤣🤪

  • @rusteshackleferd8115
    @rusteshackleferd8115 Před 3 lety +33

    Only about 20% of the way through this and I relate to everything he's saying! 😍😆😍😆😍

  • @trappdoob1621
    @trappdoob1621 Před 3 lety +10

    This dude just made my day bruh 😂😂🙏🏾

  • @jc3694
    @jc3694 Před 3 lety +15

    Love this guy...probably cuz I’m from Hawaii and old...😒

  • @tcaves3053
    @tcaves3053 Před 3 lety +101

    I’m the over 40 gang, I used a bic pen to rewind my tapes

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 Před 3 lety +4

      yeppers....lol...been there

    • @88Shinto
      @88Shinto Před 3 lety +4

      I did too... and take out the ink tube and top stopper and you've got a pea shooter, balled up paper and spit.

    • @danabarnes4751
      @danabarnes4751 Před 3 lety +4

      My biggest thing about that joke was the fact that he missed an opportunity to sing tiny pieces of the kinds of songs that he would be skipping over

    • @justinabalos1263
      @justinabalos1263 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep and have to use little pieces of toilet paper in your tape to record off the radio

    • @ebonibethea8037
      @ebonibethea8037 Před 3 lety +4

      #2 pencil was my tool of choice😉😉😉

  • @BesmaKacemsmile
    @BesmaKacemsmile Před 3 lety +57

    I m in my late 20s and I so relate to every single one of his 40s joke😅

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf Před 3 lety

      makes me feel old too

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm fixing to be 30.. we caught wind of all the culture before it shifted.. glad people are more conscience, but I would be more so if they used less judgement against one another as they did in those days.

    • @jmanswat2457
      @jmanswat2457 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm 31 and now my back hurts from just sleeping too! Doesn't seem to matter if you were fit or lazy. My parents even laugh at me when I tell them about it.

    • @dropkickmurphy4114
      @dropkickmurphy4114 Před 3 lety

      How?

    • @jakesgenuineanarchy5955
      @jakesgenuineanarchy5955 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m 14 years old, I still relate, I have the soul of an old man I swear.

  • @jaynestag95
    @jaynestag95 Před 3 lety +10

    55yrs old and I don't care what people think of me😂 I avoid them anyway. It's a time that you realise you made the worst friends when you were younger and you're never going to repeat that. You learn that staying in is the new going out and that hobbies make you happy and content.... lol my tapes ended up in my hand bag and getting them out was a spaghetti treat..... 😁

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 Před 2 lety

      It was ok for awhile. I have been done w the whole thing since August of 21. I don’t go out to clubs or anything crazy and I am also 58. But if I wanted to then I would. There are things worse than death.And I refuse to carry anything-other than a license.

  • @subj3kt172
    @subj3kt172 Před 3 lety +25

    5:42 Waving like Kermit the Frog doesn't help your case...

  • @SingingThruLife
    @SingingThruLife Před 3 lety +6

    Ha ha!! Ashtrays in art class...we did that!!!

  • @silviasieloff9338
    @silviasieloff9338 Před 3 lety +16

    LOVED YOUR OVER FORTY JOKES!!! I IDENTIFIED WITH THEM ALL. SO ON POINT. THEY NEVER TOLD US, THAT OUR BODIES WOULD ONE DAY, TRY TO KILL US... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 Před 2 lety

      You too!! I thought it was just me😹😹😹😹

  • @sharonbartlett2651
    @sharonbartlett2651 Před 2 lety +3

    This is the funniest person I have heard so far on Dry Bar 😂. He had me rolling. I was laughing so hard about the parenting that I paused it and called my friend and told that she and her husband needed to watch it. Laughter is indeed good medicine 😂

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy is great! Telling my age here...
    I have an antique console record player/stereo radio unit. When my granddaughter (bd 1999) saw the vinyl records, she exclaimed "That's the biggest disc I've ever seen! " 🤣

  • @cathleenromento6275
    @cathleenromento6275 Před 3 lety +7

    Listening to all your flashbacks. Them good times! I too had a Walkman and members only jacket.

  • @alanmacification
    @alanmacification Před 3 lety +7

    In Canada, where the Hawaiian pizza was invented, we use ham not " Canadian bacon " because , A) There is no such thing as " Canadian Bacon " .

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 3 lety

      Yeah that's what we use everywhere. Since that's what Canadian bacon is.

    • @alanmacification
      @alanmacification Před 3 lety

      @@rustylee1836 In the US, Canadian bacon can mean almost any kind of spiced ham loaf or " round " other then streaky bacon.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 3 lety

      @@alanmacification Yeah. Ham. That's what we both said. Canadian bacon.

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 Před 3 lety +16

    the ADD jokes though...I'm literally watching this while playing a game XD

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 Před 3 lety +38

    Bacon spam is delicious. I also love to cut spam up into little fries and fry them. Spam fries 😋

    • @alfr1
      @alfr1 Před 3 lety +1

      Sis wants Turkey Spam; I can get it to her but I gotta send a pack of 6.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 Před 3 lety +3

      SPAM FRIES!!!!

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 Před 3 lety

      brah I grew up on spam musubis but you are a savage sir. need rice fo da salt

  • @danr5239
    @danr5239 Před 2 lety +2

    The Part about him hurting his back while sleeping I almost fell off the chair from laughing because that’s exactly how I hurt my back

  • @lindakingshields1126
    @lindakingshields1126 Před 3 lety +2

    Great Job Kermet!! Great Back Drop Dry Bar!!!!

  • @StrawberrySebastian13
    @StrawberrySebastian13 Před 2 lety +2

    Im 22 y/o, and I remember cassette tapes, CD players, the first ipod touch, and the chalk-like candy cigarettes that were the number one cause of all my cavities as a kid lol

  • @jasonayres
    @jasonayres Před 2 lety +1

    I did make a clay ashtray at school as a boy, too.
    Forgot about that.
    I felt so happy about accomplishing something 😄

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm 79 and I made ashtrays in school which I took home and gave to my mother. And I thought I was a very good macaroni artist. Which I insisted needed to be on the refrigerator until the macaronis sort of dried up and started to fall off the paper. Also made a lot of snakes rolled out clay into long ropes. We also used the snake like clay layering it around and around making it a little bit taller with each wind until we had a somewhat lopsided small bowl. But there was progress because in freshman art class I made a small panther. Small compared to the larger model that you could buy in a local store and place on top of your console TV/ record player. Having one of those glossy Black Panthers on the top of your TV steam to be the fashion of the time. LOL

  • @venadomiller3824
    @venadomiller3824 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm 24.. caught every reference especially the Walkman and trying to find the song on the cassette. Funny stuff. Lovely show

  • @TheFrenchPug
    @TheFrenchPug Před 3 lety +7

    How depressing to go from Hawaii to Sesttle. You gotta have a good sense of humor!

  • @lisag2815
    @lisag2815 Před 3 lety +19

    9:30 is the new midnight, oh yeah!

  • @MsFunology
    @MsFunology Před 3 lety +6

    Oh God, I'm crying on "I will fart on your neck" and "the bra comes off. We can't go anywhere".😭😂

  • @coltondavis9125
    @coltondavis9125 Před 3 lety +18

    "Anyone else remember when 'I don't know' was a perfectly good answer?"
    FINALLY!!!! SOME WHO THINKS THE SAME WAY AS ME!!!
    Seriously. While watching a movie, my dad will ask "What other movie does that actor play in?" I always say "I don't know" then, he asks the exact same question 50 more times before the movie ends...

  • @jasimenmetcalf1870
    @jasimenmetcalf1870 Před 3 lety +10

    I made a few ashtrays in art class 😂😂😂

    • @jessicae5653
      @jessicae5653 Před 3 lety +3

      I made one in Sunday school at church

    • @jasimenmetcalf1870
      @jasimenmetcalf1870 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jessicae5653 lol okay that is epic 😂😂😂

    • @GMAMEC
      @GMAMEC Před 2 lety

      It’s hard to believe that just about everyone, including non smokers, had an ashtray.

  • @tinamurphy3572
    @tinamurphy3572 Před rokem +1

    LMAO, actual tears streaming! 🤣

  • @catherined6960
    @catherined6960 Před rokem +1

    You are so fantastically funny. Love the deadpan delivery and physical comedy. I'm 51 and got every one of those jokes.

  • @Arthur.H.Studio
    @Arthur.H.Studio Před 3 lety +8

    Funny dude! Honestly had me laughing over and over.

  • @RadostinVelchev
    @RadostinVelchev Před 3 lety +13

    According Kemet's theory I got the 40's transition when I turned 35 :)

  • @ProfMcGonaGil
    @ProfMcGonaGil Před rokem +3

    I need these man to read audiobooks. He has a great voice!

  • @passtheparcel2007
    @passtheparcel2007 Před 3 lety +4

    To get the tape back in the cassette. Use a pen an blow across the tape, this holds it in position while u wind it back in..

  • @maggiejimenez45mj
    @maggiejimenez45mj Před 3 lety +5

    I will be 49 this year! Man I can so relate to his whole skit!!😵😭😂

  • @steverobinson4199
    @steverobinson4199 Před 3 lety +8

    Lol it's so true what he says about after 40.... today I went to the store in pjs and slippers! 🤣

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 Před 3 lety +4

      That's my outfit for putting out the bins after dark on bin night.😁

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 Před 2 lety

      Yeah Steve but you didn’t have a bra to take off!!😅

  • @alfr1
    @alfr1 Před 3 lety +5

    Mahalia Jackson concert, 1971. I've been to my health club twice, once to sign up and once to renew.

  • @hawaiigirl8089
    @hawaiigirl8089 Před 3 lety +3

    I love this guy! I grew up in Oahu

  • @scouto.5781
    @scouto.5781 Před 2 lety +1

    This guy is so funny. Tape recorders & ashtrays...you gotta love it.🤣🤣

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger Před 2 lety +1

    He is a spectacular!!! I loved this show!! I am 58 so I knew what all his jokes ment!! You the Best!

  • @lillygardens1
    @lillygardens1 Před 3 lety +6

    Love this guy!!!! So funny!!

  • @williama2349
    @williama2349 Před 3 lety +16

    The part about him hurting himself doing mundane things is something that happened to me since I was 10. I was able to exercise and do rigorous things as I did wrestling and lacrosse, but I could pull a muscle folding laundry.

  • @charlottehatch6696
    @charlottehatch6696 Před 3 lety +5

    Kermet Apio is sooo funny. This crowd is sucky. I feel bad for him because he is very humorous and very clean. Not crude or borderline inappropriate.
    Dry bar audience once again disappoints. Platform is good idea.

  • @gillifish
    @gillifish Před 3 lety +8

    I tweak my back sleeping every fricken night

  • @kendrabrown4058
    @kendrabrown4058 Před 2 lety +3

    We actually had a Hawaiian pizza that had fried spam on it with pineapple and it was a huge hit at our restaurant

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 Před 3 lety +6

    I'm 57. Several years ago I tried telling a youngster about black and white TVs, having only THREE TV channels, NO computers AT ALL, no cellphones, no gameboys, no X Box, no Play station, NO WIFI!!!!! The look of TOTAL horror on his face was hilarious! He asked me, genuine shock in his voice, Were there dinosaurs then!?!?

  • @Cassandra_Loveday
    @Cassandra_Loveday Před rokem +1

    I made an ashtray in my “plastic works” class. A double whammy. Definitely something you wouldn’t see today 😂.

  • @butterflynursieful
    @butterflynursieful Před 3 lety +1

    Don’t feel bad. I hurt my Achilles doing a plank! I feel ya! 😂

  • @marinemom351
    @marinemom351 Před 2 lety +1

    I threw my back out for 2 weeks by opening the oven door. I understand your pain🤣