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  • čas přidán 17. 06. 2012
  • Some talkin' about belief and stuff. Some chatting with the priest, innit. Somebody got offended. Well, multiple people ...
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  • @rapid7939
    @rapid7939 Před 3 lety +9253

    priest: some people would find that verry offensive
    ali: yo sorry
    *world peace restored*

    • @jagerday1597
      @jagerday1597 Před 3 lety +49

      Underrated comment this comment was amazing 😹😹😹

    • @kashankhan6950
      @kashankhan6950 Před 3 lety +16

      USA: Hello East, heard you have oi...um weapons...will you give it to me or shall i brainwash the population into thinking you wanna harm us because of religion?
      East: no, sorry!
      *world peace restored by the west **#freedom*

    • @XEICE
      @XEICE Před 2 lety +5

      Best line in this clip

    • @kaliramg
      @kaliramg Před 2 lety

      @@EternalReturnal515 east side

    • @mrsock3380
      @mrsock3380 Před 2 lety +13

      All I could think of when the priest commented that was how about something that is documented over and over, sexual abuse of children and the willingness of the church to cover it up.

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 Před 9 lety +14628

    I love how the priest just looks so angry and full of hatred the whole time.

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  Před 9 lety +659

      Deadpool
      Pope Francis should teach him thing or two.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry Před 9 lety +479

      Deadpool I know right, cause that's exactly what Jesus would want him to do - show hate and anger instead of love and peace ;)

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav Před 8 lety +863

      Seems a lot of religious people are full of hate and judgement.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry Před 8 lety +78

      With that kind of attitude, who would want to meet you?

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry Před 8 lety +13

      And what injustice would that be, pray tell?

  • @harrystory6811
    @harrystory6811 Před 3 lety +3564

    “I’ve chosen not to marry”
    “What just to play around ?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Před 2 lety +128

      "It's not pre-marital sex if you have no intention of marrying the person." - Daniel Tosh

    • @justincredible.
      @justincredible. Před 2 lety +42

      He abuses little boys

    • @boo-hf8xv
      @boo-hf8xv Před 2 lety +16

      @@justincredible. What a judgemental statement.

    • @Tom-vx7xm
      @Tom-vx7xm Před 2 lety +51

      @@boo-hf8xv i mean... statistically... its not super far fetched

    • @Thegirlmaisie
      @Thegirlmaisie Před 2 lety

      😂

  • @Wheelsanstuff
    @Wheelsanstuff Před 3 lety +4181

    When that priest said “Jesus Christ,” he wasn’t answering the question

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos Před 3 lety +38

      True, the main man is god

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 Před 3 lety +23

      @@KungKokkos It's called Christianity, not Goddianity

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos Před 3 lety +44

      @@ezeqeel8352 Is that why it's called Judaism too, judas is the main man?

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos Před 3 lety +8

      @@ezeqeel8352 Oh, so the name of the brand of abrahamic religion doesn't imply the main man, but in fact what puts it apart from other abrahamic religions. Good that we cleared that up

    • @Sacre97
      @Sacre97 Před 3 lety +16

      @@KungKokkos Hey mate, Judaism refers to Judah, son of Jacob. Not Judas ;)

  • @1955DodgersBrooklyn
    @1955DodgersBrooklyn Před 6 lety +4047

    "Why did Jesus go around with all them reindeers?"

  • @Eltercero
    @Eltercero Před 8 lety +6482

    I think the Rabbi's on to him. He's the only one with a sense of humor. He recognizes a brother.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer Před 7 lety +314

      Yeah, i noticed that. rabbi's seem more chilled to me, though.

    • @aiKid84
      @aiKid84 Před 6 lety +137

      James Watson ouh yeah, bring a jewish settler to the debate to see how cool and chill they are.

    • @Edward-ed2oi
      @Edward-ed2oi Před 6 lety +332

      Funny thing, the rabbi went to prison after this episode for filming people in the bathroom of his synagogue.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer Před 6 lety +29

      As cool as an ice cube in antarctica. I dislike islam and christianity more and I am an atheist, so I'd chill with the jew and smoke some blunt and get drunk.

    • @no_shoes6706
      @no_shoes6706 Před 6 lety +70

      Eltercero Sacha Baron Cohen is actually Jewish

  • @NoWayitsEcK0
    @NoWayitsEcK0 Před 2 lety +1870

    “Is Jesus Christ real or is it just your dad dressed up?” Underrated line 💀

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Před 7 měsíci +4

      🤣...

    • @alexmcloughlin6299
      @alexmcloughlin6299 Před 5 měsíci +2

      unexpectedly insightful

    • @ashcan6
      @ashcan6 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I lose it everytime with "Why was He be running around with all of them reindeers?"

  • @mattgoddard448
    @mattgoddard448 Před 3 lety +1524

    No room in the Inn
    Well thats because it was Christmas
    🤣🤣🤣 thats class

    • @ceirwan
      @ceirwan Před 2 lety +33

      I thought that was the best one. Funny on a couple of levels.

    • @garygritter5701
      @garygritter5701 Před 2 lety +2

      Ye, great

    • @laurenzetheok
      @laurenzetheok Před 2 lety +18

      Best joke so far had me laughing for a minute

    • @wienerlips4240
      @wienerlips4240 Před 2 lety +2

      That's deep! That's life, innit??

    • @ReaLzEdits
      @ReaLzEdits Před 2 lety +2

      The priests face was just perfect!

  • @edwinyounes4934
    @edwinyounes4934 Před 3 lety +2410

    “Her name is Sister Fister” bruh😂😂😂💀💀

  • @alephbunchofnumbers
    @alephbunchofnumbers Před 9 lety +6083

    'That's cause it was Christmas, innit?'
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHA

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 Před 6 lety +58

      Aleph Bot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me 3 years to understand this joke

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 Před 5 lety +75

      @@igoralmeida1683... a little slow there aren't you ? I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 Před 5 lety +11

      @@carlpen850 or 3 hours would be

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 Před 5 lety +57

      @ Aleph Bot... no room at the inn because it was Christmas and then that incredible dumb look on the priest's face... pure gold... lmao

    • @jovanni2343
      @jovanni2343 Před 5 lety +4

      I don't get it. Can someone explain?

  • @mragunathan1627
    @mragunathan1627 Před 2 lety +811

    The Rabbi was having the time of his life watching the Priest get triggered 😂😂😂

    • @croutendo2050
      @croutendo2050 Před 8 měsíci +15

      The Rabbi remembered not to cast his pearls before swine, ironically enough, well before the Christian did 😂.

    • @williamharnois254
      @williamharnois254 Před 6 měsíci +7

      The Rabbi seems pretty relatable.

  • @Glynnermang
    @Glynnermang Před 3 lety +370

    How does he stay in character in the most awkward circumstances - absolute genius

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +12

      There are some Ali G interviews where Sacha can't stay in character and starts to laugh - the best are "Ali G Hoverboard" and "Ali G Welsh language"

    • @libbad7419
      @libbad7419 Před 2 lety

      It's not a character dumbass. He's a chav from Staines who got very. very lucky.

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 Před rokem +2

      Great actor and timing.

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@TonyEnglandUKa personal favourite is borat in the bowling club toilets you can see the moustache curling up as he tries to hold in his laughter it’s epic.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@NickMullet lol oh man I just watched the bowling club one, it's priceless watching Sacha laugh every time the old bloke looks away

  • @mixedamvs8869
    @mixedamvs8869 Před 7 lety +4525

    Priest: "No room in the Inn"
    Ali: "Well that's coz it was Christmas, init?"

    • @colonelkurtz6328
      @colonelkurtz6328 Před 4 lety +18

      Mr Explosion Christmas was "invented" after Jesus's birth. So technically he could not have been born during the busy Christmas season.

    • @osirissolano6962
      @osirissolano6962 Před 4 lety +48

      @Mr Explosion when it's Christmas, most hotels, grocery stores, and convince stores are closed

    • @Alex-bb1xn
      @Alex-bb1xn Před 3 lety +172

      @@colonelkurtz6328 That was the joke, idiot.

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Alex-bb1xn So funny !!! You made me laugh so f'n hard at 2:30 in the morning that I couldn't stop... Thanks !

    • @ravinduperera9069
      @ravinduperera9069 Před 3 lety +3

      @@colonelkurtz6328 Christmas wa there before the time of jesus, it was called saturnalia.

  • @therealrictuar
    @therealrictuar Před 8 lety +6409

    >"hes got a nine-incher"
    >asian lady nods

  • @ezeqeel8352
    @ezeqeel8352 Před 2 lety +176

    "It's more to life than sex" and then cut to rabbi and asian lady turning their heads in perfect sync got me laughing out loud

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 2 lety +15

      Well, it’s a large part of how we have survived as a species. So, yeah, sex is a big damn deal.

    • @sayedalazam4228
      @sayedalazam4228 Před rokem

      @@cityhawk coomer

    • @hastyhillfarmand4x480
      @hastyhillfarmand4x480 Před 6 měsíci +1

      They're just watching the show lol

  • @Saztog1425
    @Saztog1425 Před 3 lety +130

    "So, does Jesus really exist or is it just your dad dressed up?"

  • @ultimatetreble5201
    @ultimatetreble5201 Před 4 lety +2511

    “What if she was a bit fitter” LMAO 😂

  • @marcusjnewtonz28
    @marcusjnewtonz28 Před 8 lety +4266

    "If you's got it, flaunt it! I mean me mate Dave has a 9 incher he pulls it out all the time.."

  • @Beefwelliington
    @Beefwelliington Před 3 lety +437

    52 years man, you can literally feel the saddness in him.

    • @FlameFlickers
      @FlameFlickers Před 3 lety +35

      Also, 52???? He looks more like 68.
      I'm guessing sex slows down the aging process!

    • @realdude111
      @realdude111 Před 3 lety +63

      Don't feel sorry for him. For 52 years he has been getting happiness from b̶o̶y̶s̶ Jesus.

    • @jojodroid31
      @jojodroid31 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah he doesn't really seem to care much.

    • @thomaskendell8146
      @thomaskendell8146 Před 2 lety +4

      Maybe he had sex before he became a priest?

    • @toosexy4399
      @toosexy4399 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thomaskendell8146 I highly doubt that

  • @hendrikvanjaarsveld551
    @hendrikvanjaarsveld551 Před 2 lety +53

    ''Her name was sister fister"
    NOW THATS CLASS LMAO

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears2868 Před 3 lety +2561

    “It’s not documented by evidence it’s hearsay” - a catholic priest

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 Před 3 lety +90

      That did make me laugh

    • @RMokros
      @RMokros Před 2 lety +18

      Good Point

    • @bodhisattva9762
      @bodhisattva9762 Před 2 lety +77

      Oh, the irony. I love it.

    • @sushisquad-ne4ku
      @sushisquad-ne4ku Před 2 lety +12

      @@bodhisattva9762 there was litteral roman documents about him being put to death u dummy so how did he no exist whether or not he was a God is up to u

    • @Dylan_Lino
      @Dylan_Lino Před 2 lety +4

      Bodhisattva irony of what?

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES Před 8 lety +3204

    ''What if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?'' Wow, you can see how uncofortable she felt. Feel bad for her, thats really mean hahaha

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth Před 5 lety +56

      She was a terrible person. I think she ended up getting murdered by her son or something

    • @ABCXYZ-on3bc
      @ABCXYZ-on3bc Před 5 lety +435

      @@GuyFromTheSouth nigga what

    • @johnnyroe8053
      @johnnyroe8053 Před 4 lety +60

      @@GuyFromTheSouth how is she terrible? rofl stfu

    • @GTRwilson
      @GTRwilson Před 4 lety +130

      hes a bitter religious whackjob who just made up a story about her cause shes atheist and hes threatened by that.

    • @pauldenino6350
      @pauldenino6350 Před 4 lety +28

      that shit was fucking hilarious... sasha is true alpha

  • @jackskerry2467
    @jackskerry2467 Před 8 měsíci +32

    This is the sort of intellectual stimulation I miss so much these days. Powerful questions & answers, wonderful panel 👍

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 Před 3 lety +26

    This will never stop being funny. I am still wiping tears of laughter away and I saw this show when it was airing.

  • @flashman7612
    @flashman7612 Před 9 lety +1831

    Sister Fista...ha ha...

    • @Krowsnose
      @Krowsnose Před 8 lety +61

      +Flashman "We's got a video"

    • @googleuser2609
      @googleuser2609 Před 5 lety +25

      I prefer to spell it as sista fista.

    • @wwil1150
      @wwil1150 Před 4 lety +11

      It’s sister fister 👊 .. all these years and you guys didn’t see the dark twist

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 Před 4 lety

      @@Krowsnose please do release

    • @mexismexi9629
      @mexismexi9629 Před 3 lety +3

      I know I’m 5 years late but I was your 1000th like

  • @stefanostefanutto7321
    @stefanostefanutto7321 Před 8 lety +1115

    The macdaddy of the Christian thing lol

  • @InsertFloppy
    @InsertFloppy Před 3 lety +67

    Priest: "There was no room in the inn, so Jesus was born in a stable"
    Ali G: "Well that's because it was Christmas"

  • @erikgonzales3178
    @erikgonzales3178 Před 2 lety +21

    "There was no room at the inn? That's because it was Christmas innit?" 😂😂😂

  • @beboba2498
    @beboba2498 Před 7 lety +3492

    christian priest is asking for evidence, LOOL

    • @nickhartman6372
      @nickhartman6372 Před 7 lety +76

      *Catholic priest. Trust me, not all Christians are as crazy as the Catholics are.

    • @brianlaudrupchannel
      @brianlaudrupchannel Před 7 lety +204

      Nick Hartman catholics are Christians ya pleb

    • @Michaelmouse23
      @Michaelmouse23 Před 6 lety +60

      Nick Hartmann hasn`t met a TV evangelist yet.

    • @TheRealD4
      @TheRealD4 Před 6 lety +73

      +billyblackburn87 not all Christians are Catholic though...ya pleb

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions Před 6 lety +2

      hahahahaha fuck I'm so dumb I didn't even think of that lmaoooooo

  • @Sempfer5
    @Sempfer5 Před 3 lety +645

    When Ali g asks if the priest isn't married so he can play around 😂😂

  • @AwesomePossum1987
    @AwesomePossum1987 Před rokem +5

    "I've chosen not to marry"
    "what, like just play around?"
    omfg, hell yes

  • @akshaypanchal23
    @akshaypanchal23 Před 3 lety +59

    Let's talk about this man, the main man, the mack daddy of the Christian thing, what was his name again? Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317

    Notice the rabbi smiling at the end, he can tell this guy is just trolling, or was just in on it!

    • @KazuyaAmon
      @KazuyaAmon Před 7 lety +101

      Jews know jews

    • @ErikWolowitz
      @ErikWolowitz Před 5 lety +26

      Rabbis can get laid. They tend not to be bunged up tight as the Catholic priests.

    • @entidy458
      @entidy458 Před 3 lety +15

      because rabbis are relatively more open minded than catholic priests, just facts.

    • @absoluteb22
      @absoluteb22 Před 3 lety +15

      He gets that it's satire.

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob Před 3 lety +6

      Everyone other than the priest caught on to it. You can hear giggles from the rabbi and the women at the end lol.

  • @Bulgdoom
    @Bulgdoom Před 3 lety +453

    I’m literally crying at the priest’s facial expressions

    • @FemboyGaycko_OwO
      @FemboyGaycko_OwO Před 2 lety +9

      Christians preachers are always Mad AF XD

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Před rokem +4

      @@FemboyGaycko_OwO Not really I've seen some really good ones that even I liked talking to and I've been an atheist since 10. That being said, the one I had as a kid was just like this, possibly worse.

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Před rokem +2

      The love is Jesus Christ is vibrating off of him

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 Před 2 lety +6

    “How powerful is god” as a first question is my favourite part of this segment... it’s just too good.

  • @harryseeward6512
    @harryseeward6512 Před 2 lety +44

    "What if she was a bit fitter?" That's courage, folks.

    • @keppgiggles6318
      @keppgiggles6318 Před 2 lety +1

      It's called editing. You don't know if he really said that during filming or if it was shot after cuz they saw an opportunity for a joke

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 Před 2 lety

      @@keppgiggles6318 what?

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 Před 2 lety

      @@keppgiggles6318 Looks legit to me

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 Před 2 lety

      @@keppgiggles6318 Ironic

  • @green-white7638
    @green-white7638 Před 4 lety +160

    "Aint it hyprocriticalist..." What a quote

  • @dirtylemon3379
    @dirtylemon3379 Před 3 lety +2537

    The priest: "It's not documented by any evidence. It's hearsay." Oh the irony!

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry Před 3 lety +68

      well the bible is documented by ancient roman texts

    • @rjlchristie
      @rjlchristie Před 3 lety +184

      @@grrumakemeangry Very little of it, and no eye-witness testimony to any of the Jesus character's life exists.

    • @MintythecatIsABeast
      @MintythecatIsABeast Před 3 lety +51

      'we 'ave is a video' on proof of Sister Fista :) He rolled that Priest well.

    • @maxheinrichliebow
      @maxheinrichliebow Před 3 lety +4

      Grrumakemeangry and Greek texts before that!

    • @willemvanoranje1533
      @willemvanoranje1533 Před 3 lety +45

      @@grrumakemeangry Yes, but that isn't the point. It's quite uncontentious that there's been a group of people that split off of the main Jewish faith about 2000 years ago. What makes it ironic is the baseless belief in a god.

  • @SyedWajahatAli90
    @SyedWajahatAli90 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I just love the Rabbi's expression seeing the Priest getting grilled xD

  • @FernandoPerez-ng7jn
    @FernandoPerez-ng7jn Před 2 lety +4

    "I fink her name woz sister fister", that had me in tears the rest of this skit the first time I watched it LMAO

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu Před 3 lety +265

    "Let's talk about the main man, the Mcdady of the Christian thing, what was his name again?"
    "Jesus Christ"

  • @christopherlewis3615
    @christopherlewis3615 Před 3 lety +2791

    Thats what 52 years of no sex does to you. Everything offends you.

    • @bryanroshan7787
      @bryanroshan7787 Před 3 lety +109

      I would say this dude was one of the more even minded priests..

    • @hotdog7988
      @hotdog7988 Před 3 lety +101

      Shut the fuck up! I've been married a long time and I'm offended by your comment!

    • @ZiraRisasi
      @ZiraRisasi Před 3 lety +10

      @@Mike-kr5dn your intelligence is extremely questionable

    • @zahariburgess3660
      @zahariburgess3660 Před 3 lety +14

      Unless you are on twitter then everything offends you

    • @maddog9180
      @maddog9180 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hotdog7988 ohhhh hahahaha

  • @Ragnarok26
    @Ragnarok26 Před 3 lety +4

    "HOW POWERFUL is... ..God?" That delivery was perfection.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek Před 6 měsíci +2

    The fact that people actually answer him despite being offended is amazing!

  • @katoness
    @katoness Před 9 lety +1161

    "Can God do better stuff than David Blaine?" Hahahahaha!!!

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  Před 9 lety +87

      katoness
      He is after all... an overhyped David Blaine.

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 Před 9 lety +15

      Haris Mustagrudić
      0.55 "Yo - Sorry" hahaha

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl Před 8 lety

      renek vienna hahahaha thats the bit that killed me the most haahahahha

    • @JL-tk7ng
      @JL-tk7ng Před 7 lety +8

      Blaines*

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 Před 7 lety

      JL2715
      Thx for the correction!

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble Před 8 lety +411

    "No room in da inn? Well daz coz i' waz Chriss-maz, innit?"
    I fucking lost it.

  • @TheLolapuff
    @TheLolapuff Před 2 lety +7

    My favorite episode. I knew he was going to be a star. None of his guests know wtf just happened at the end.
    “Ain’t it hippocriticlus?”

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Před rokem +1

    this vid so clearly displays what the various religions do to people's brains and personalities.

  • @jeffreyholmes7216
    @jeffreyholmes7216 Před 3 lety +213

    How he keeps a stright face is beyond me.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +6

      Ali G - Hoverboard. That straight face loses the fight beautifully.

    • @smashthestateX
      @smashthestateX Před 2 lety +4

      hes a pro actor. took many classes in acting. one of the best

  • @mariajohnson1744
    @mariajohnson1744 Před 10 lety +703

    "That's not documented by any kind of evidence". Ali G inducing a priest to say that is priceless. That was fucking epic

  • @fuu812
    @fuu812 Před 2 lety +10

    He went mattanza on all of them. You can see the blood spilling all over the place, yet he left them in laugh, what a legend 😂😂😂

    • @williamstyron2156
      @williamstyron2156 Před 6 měsíci

      perfectly put. so rare to come across an intelligent observation in youtube comments. (i'm not kidding.)

    • @fuu812
      @fuu812 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@williamstyron2156 ahaah thank you Sir

  • @ceefar10
    @ceefar10 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This is a level of trolling a decade before it’s time xD

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 Před 5 lety +304

    Lady is flattered at 2:38,
    but then heartbroken at 2:44 lol

    • @dioc8699
      @dioc8699 Před 4 lety +14

      Back to normal at 3:52

    • @amreshmohan3979
      @amreshmohan3979 Před 3 lety +46

      But that's life, innit?

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 3 lety +3

      But would you say that if she waz a bit fitter?

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK I didn't like that joke. It was probably the least funny joke of the skit because that was always the part of Ali G that was unnecessary

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety

      @@patriceaqa288 but would you say that if u wazn't a minga?

  • @Sposchy
    @Sposchy Před 6 lety +602

    1:03, the Jewish guy puts his hand up to hide his smirk. Respek, bruv.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Kiwi11N Wait seriously? What's his name?

    • @niallfoley6711
      @niallfoley6711 Před 4 lety +37

      Barry Freuundel, absolute freak he is, set up cameras to watch women undress

    • @cameronwinter7536
      @cameronwinter7536 Před 3 lety +15

      Niall Foley holy shit you’re right , wtf

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 Před 3 lety +19

      @@niallfoley6711 Better than catholic priests watching boys undress.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 Před 3 lety

      @watercubes 99 Are you defending priests? The problem is that the immunity (historically) granted to the church is being exploited in this modern age. These ancient things need reviewing as we are no longer in the dark ages and tings come to light too easy, but you are right that it should be sorted in all walks of life.

  • @stephencane6653
    @stephencane6653 Před 2 lety +9

    The priest finds it offensive that Ali is speaking about something with no evidence hahahaha pot, kettle, black!!!!!

  • @aikogiron3449
    @aikogiron3449 Před 2 lety +1

    "It's offensive"
    Is effective words to stir the topic.

  • @hermesmercury
    @hermesmercury Před 8 lety +1483

    The priests asks for evidence. That's odd.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 Před 4 lety +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Such as?

    • @ermisntaskas2414
      @ermisntaskas2414 Před 4 lety +6

      @@daniel8763 Daniel be like bruh

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ermisntaskas2414 lmao

    • @yep9657
      @yep9657 Před 4 lety +17

      Daniel Crutcher Which is? 🤣😐💀 it’s been two months mate, and don’t say a novel 💀

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 Před 3 lety +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Absolutely zero evidence of any god from any religion has ever existed. You can tell yourself otherwise if you like lying to yourself, but there is no evidence of your sky daddy.

  • @shakeeltaliep746
    @shakeeltaliep746 Před 3 lety +121

    "what if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?" ...... The look on her face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyatthebeach
      @tonyatthebeach Před 2 lety +2

      That was the most under rated comment of the show

    • @od3566
      @od3566 Před 2 lety +4

      I actually felt a bit sorry for her

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 Před rokem

      @@od3566 It was an edited reaction shot. You can tell by the end of it that she had fun.

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 Před 16 dny +1

    “that’s cuz it was Christmas innit” 😂😂

  • @bengreening9387
    @bengreening9387 Před 2 lety +2

    0:59 the rabbi smirking 😂😂😂

  • @scottdorfler2551
    @scottdorfler2551 Před 4 lety +63

    It's genius how each question gets dumber followed by a dumber statement. Had me in tears. I'd forgotten how hilarious he can be.

  • @jinxy72able
    @jinxy72able Před 9 lety +952

    I love it, the catholic priest is upset because Ali G made a ridiculous claim that is not supported with any evidence!

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able Před 9 lety +15

      ***** No. Their testimony only holds water when supported by other evidence. And nobody knows who wrote the bible and if they witnessed anything. The bible is just claims. It is not evidence that those claims are true. Do you think other holy books are true because the people who wrote them claimed they were witnesses to the things in them?
      Most of the people that people claim wrote the books of the bible are people they don't even have evidence or proof that they even existed.
      They don't even know if Moses ever even actually existed. For most (not all but most) of the prophets and kings in the bible there is no evidence to support that they were even real people or ever existed.

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able Před 9 lety +14

      *****" what about the Mary appiritions? Witnessed by thousands and thousands? What about the footage of a cross in the sky in Moscow, the video of Virgin Mary in the Ivory coast? That is proof too.
      The Quran was written by one person while the Bible was written by 40. There's power in numbers. "
      So what? Thousands and thousands claimed to see a UFO in Arizona. Thousands have claimed to see ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, dragons, Zeus, Shiva. People claim to see all sorts of stuff and they do so in the thousands sometimes. And who cares what you see in clouds. I've seen Abraham Lincoln in the clouds. Our brains see patterns. There is a picture all over the internet of what looks like Jesus in a dogs asshole. And video? Are you really trusting video in this day with CGI and photo shop? Really?
      And how do you know it was the virgin Mary? Were you alive 2000 years ago and so know what Mary looked like? Nobody know what Mary really looked like in real life so how could they know what they were seeing was her? What picture of Mary do they have from 2000 years ago that they could hold up to the sky and compare what they saw with the picture?

    • @therejected852
      @therejected852 Před 6 lety +1

      jinxy72able stop commiting idolatry and read the bible idiots

    • @NoOne-ul8ni
      @NoOne-ul8ni Před 4 lety +11

      @@therejected852 No thanks, I prefer modern fiction.

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 Před 4 lety

      Blood_Of_The_Dragon And the works of Sigmund Freud especially.

  • @wrightyy
    @wrightyy Před 2 lety +1

    "Why did Jesus go round wiv all dem reindeers?" 🤣😂

  • @alexvimo8739
    @alexvimo8739 Před 5 měsíci +1

    David Blaine (born April 4, 1973)[2] is an American illusionist, endurance artist, and extreme performer. He is best known for his high-profile feats of endurance and has set and broken several world records. One of his talents is the ability to regurgitate water and small objects.❤🎉❤😊

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi591 Před 4 lety +166

    Haha, "why did Jesus Christ go around with all them Reindeer" killed me

  • @SumukhComedy
    @SumukhComedy Před 3 lety +46

    Ali G's facial reaction to "52 years" has been in my mind since I watched this 17 years ago. Still so funny.

  • @bigmarty11288
    @bigmarty11288 Před 2 lety +204

    The most hilarious part of this interview is how the Catholic priest finds what Ali G is saying offensive, whereas I find my childhood being stolen by the evil lies of the Catholic church offensive.

  • @slamdunk406
    @slamdunk406 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "There was no room in the in. That's because it was Christmas." LMAO!!!!

  • @kamrankamal9429
    @kamrankamal9429 Před 9 lety +819

    Move aside Richard Dawkins, this is the way to talk to theists.

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr Před 9 lety +11

      Kamran Kamal If you want to look like a fool, sure.

    • @joshthompson8327
      @joshthompson8327 Před 8 lety +77

      geofreyr he uses sarcasm and satire. He isn't really dumb, it's a character

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr Před 8 lety +2

      +josh thompson yes of course.

    • @LetsGoMetsGo33
      @LetsGoMetsGo33 Před 8 lety +17

      +Kamran Kamal Cohen is a fairly religious Jew. He's an equal opportunity troll because there is a funny way to look at most people with their "important" ideas. He would have jumped at the chance to interview your Saint Dawkins in this character. I expect the tone of it would have been similar to the Noam Chomsky one that he did.

    • @mikeyoung7660
      @mikeyoung7660 Před 3 lety +3

      Absolutely taking the piss at every opportunity love it

  • @HeyKenGuy
    @HeyKenGuy Před 9 lety +64

    "ders no room in the in...well das cuz iwas christmas init?".....love it

  • @user-bc1rk9km4i
    @user-bc1rk9km4i Před 2 lety +5

    "Does Jesus really exist or is it just really your father dressed up ?" - I'm dead.

  • @muhammadhamza3526
    @muhammadhamza3526 Před rokem +1

    0:57 I was really looking forward to that 9 incher analogy's reply.

  • @lloydftz65
    @lloydftz65 Před 3 lety +66

    Pure genius... Still hilarious all these years later.. Thanks Sasha for making us laugh in these strange times.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před rokem

      Ali's mate Dave doesn't get enough airtime.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Před 3 lety +546

    Of _course_ the catholic priest drops the O word: “offensive”.

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Před rokem +1

    He has the power to start wars but never end wars , that’s religion

  • @stephenbusby424
    @stephenbusby424 Před 3 lety +2

    I lost it at “Sister Fister” 🤣

  • @makeway3080
    @makeway3080 Před 6 lety +170

    Lez towk about the man, the main man, the mac daddy of da chwishtin fing. What was his name again?
    Jesus Christ.

  • @jagocorry6392
    @jagocorry6392 Před 7 lety +102

    'Overhyped David Blaine'

    • @tomrodwell9911
      @tomrodwell9911 Před 3 lety

      The irony is David Blaine is better than their god because we have evidence he exists, he's entertained people and no one has been killed in his name

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u Před 2 lety +7

    2:55 "hypocritalist"

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety

      lol he used that word when talking to Anita Roddick. He asked her
      _"Ain't it a bit hypocriticalist being a hippy and selling soap?"_

  • @freedomfromreligion409
    @freedomfromreligion409 Před 10 lety +44

    the way he said the first question killed me, that was epic

  • @nikolasmaes99
    @nikolasmaes99 Před 7 lety +72

    its not documented
    "we is got a video"

  • @clitcrusader4897
    @clitcrusader4897 Před 2 lety +3

    1:57 holy shit his expression is priceless

  • @haisammubarik2908
    @haisammubarik2908 Před 3 lety +30

    I'd watch Ali G talk to everyone in every walk of life.

  • @86dkms
    @86dkms Před 3 lety +41

    Ali G: "Ain't god overhyped David Blaine"
    Priest: "Lot of people will find it very offensive"
    Aig G" Yo, sorry" - gives hope to the priest that he won't be offensive again
    Very next question from Ali G: " Should god flaunt his powers. My friend got a nine-incher" - LOLMAX - Ali G is a genius

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv Před 2 lety +3

    I would pay a lot just to see the behind the scene of these interviews. How were they connived to sit through such absurdity for such a long time. It's just a masterpiece of human manipulation for comedy.

    • @riftsalty7562
      @riftsalty7562 Před 2 lety

      money

    • @conradhamilton9122
      @conradhamilton9122 Před 8 měsíci +1

      There were a lot of interviews that weren't included in the show because people refused, walked out, etc.

    • @jvm-tv
      @jvm-tv Před 8 měsíci

      @@conradhamilton9122 no doubt but still would be amazing to see the process.

  • @froggface3525
    @froggface3525 Před 3 lety +4

    the old man was so pissed i cant-

  • @markpaulo269
    @markpaulo269 Před 3 lety +52

    I've watched this so many times and it's always just so hilarious that it keeps me laughing even after the video is finished.

    • @Trinavara
      @Trinavara Před 2 lety +1

      Same here !! Even on revisits years after such as this ..

  • @albion7000
    @albion7000 Před 4 lety +15

    The face on the priest when Ali G says "well that's because it was Christmas innit "

  • @nikkesu
    @nikkesu Před 3 lety +11

    that priest represent everything i hate about religions

    • @mikewasowski3573
      @mikewasowski3573 Před 2 lety

      Oh, so what is it that you hate about people's separate beliefs?

  • @svc2461
    @svc2461 Před 2 lety +2

    Sacha just rocked in this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cracked me up hard when he kept pushing the pastor to get married.

  • @320speed
    @320speed Před 3 lety +10

    3:21 She said her name was "Sista Fista" 😂🤣

  • @danielnansel7538
    @danielnansel7538 Před 3 lety +59

    “Ten minutes later she had her babylons out” LMAO

  • @MABzOne
    @MABzOne Před 2 lety +3

    3:40 he wants to see the video lol

  • @neanda
    @neanda Před 2 lety +1

    3:55 "Think about it for yourself" respect brother

  • @synesthesia251
    @synesthesia251 Před 7 lety +21

    "there's timeZ when its been Boring... but dat life ain't it?"

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 Před 3 lety +31

    That catholic priest is patient 0 for the “Karens” out there. He got offended! 😆

  • @IRVDawg
    @IRVDawg Před 2 lety +10

    "I think you're confusing him ...... with ....... santa-claus"
    The way the priest delivered that line was OP

    • @geegee8625
      @geegee8625 Před 2 lety

      Religion is for the sheep
      Ali g is correct

    • @noid78787
      @noid78787 Před 7 měsíci

      @@geegee8625 opposite in 2023

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u Před 2 lety +3

    00:07 the look of sheer confusion on the fathers face lol

  • @bojanm33
    @bojanm33 Před 3 lety +5

    "There's been times when it's been boring" is the funniest fucking line I've ever heard lmao

  • @Devilsmygrandpap
    @Devilsmygrandpap Před 9 lety +289

    "It's not documented by any kind of evidence, it's hearsay."
    Sounds kind of like the big man up in the sky.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer Před 7 lety +10

      Pretty much. He shot himself in the foot there.

    • @yoyoyoc3po
      @yoyoyoc3po Před 6 lety

      Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen don't forget the 'Gospel'.

    • @Unpopular-channel
      @Unpopular-channel Před 5 lety

      Huffypuff who came up with a man in the sky. I have never heard of it...is it Christian belief

    • @JD-yf8fo
      @JD-yf8fo Před 4 lety +1

      Huffypuff God is not an empirical entity. He is metaphysical, learn these basic concepts before opening your filthy lying mouth.

    • @ShangZilla
      @ShangZilla Před 4 lety +3

      @@JD-yf8fo So he doesn't exist?