+Piotr Chom It reflects the reality of man. I think those so called experts should be beaten with a stick! A bunch of effeminate academics who are really confused.These kind of chumps once controlling everything but not any longer.
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Are you actually from Hakkari??? I visited there last year, was arrested by the police and interrogated for an hour. Took me that long to convince them I was a tourist and not a terrorist.
pepelapiu2004 thats not how the show worked. they were told they were coming onto a show aimed at young people to do with their subjects. thered be a serious host then the host would leave during "soundcheck" then ali g actin as sound engineer will come in and the cameras would start rolling. so no they didnt know
Lloyd, yes that is how I understand it; Sasha and his team set the whole thing up to look pretty legitimate. Part of the fun as watching people slowly realize (or not) that it's a farce. :-)
hahaha Ali G rules... loved the part: "Me watch Star Trek... but that dont mean that me go out and build a spaceship an fly into the air, and above that, into the thing called space, and have all dem ears.. and all that thing... innit" ...Increase Da' Peace -Da Great Ali G
" Say one book that you read" "I was reading one today: Sex, Lies and Videotape." "Is that a book ? " "For what i know is a movie, might be a book to , i don't know." "See, that's a film, that ain't a book !" o.O'
@@bluerain716, if you really don’t know, then ali is a young, charismatic, hip, cool down with it guy who interviews people from all fields of life on his show to connect dem wit da yutes, so him speak de language of dem streets and ting! Spend a few minutes and watch his commencement address at Harvard and his interview with philly pd k9 unit officers
"Does media influence women to look a certain way?" "Yes I believe it does" "Then why are there still so many fatty boom booms walking around??" I cant breathe 🤣🤣
i love the bit about sex, lies and videotape. that was never a book and was written by the film director. ali G exposes him after he's meant to be a smartass. funny shit
Zoo is spelled with a Z. 2:40ish is the funniest part if the video. The look in the old man face is hilarious. You can tell at that moment he was done with this interview. The sheer look of disappointment and pity can't be faked. Ali G is the greatest of all freaking time.
DontTreadOnMe IwontTreadOnYou yh, go Trump.... NOT. The whole is both laughing at the USA and also stricken with shock with how backwards the thinking of the new administration is
"Does violence in the media lead to violence in the streets? Cos me watch Star Trek and me don't build a spaceship and fly into the air and above that to the thing called Space and have all them ears and all that thing" so good
What a legend! 2020 and i’m still in awe of Sacha’s masterpieces. Who’s America was crazy, The Spy was implacably done... Regardless of whatever he does, the project is always 🔥
Ali G = hilarious, but what's most remarkable is how he & the show's producers manage to get these groups into the same room in the first place! Must be promising mad cash for appearance fees in advance and/or the guests have a great sense of humor!
Am I the only one that looks all of the guests up and hopes they're still alive even though it's highly unlikely when they're already old in the clip? Happens a lot but damn it's going to be weird when I go through my 180th cycle of watching Ali G videos on CZcams years from now and literally every guest is gone...
"Is that a real book" -Ali G "To my understanding, that was a film" -Guy to the left "Ahh, so that's a film, that ain't a book" -Ali G *Stares at guy to the left* -Guy to the right
+Owen Cross even if he was reading the book..its not that much of a productive book. The Point of Reading isn't to just read a dam book its about reading info that you can't get anywhere else (film.internet).
+noize2040 Are you serious? You can read a book for any reason not just specifically as a source of information that wouldn't be available on film or television. You can read a book for absolutely any reason.
What harm has violence ever done?
+Piotr Chom It reflects the reality of man. I think those so called experts should be beaten with a stick! A bunch of effeminate academics who are really confused.These kind of chumps once controlling everything
but not any longer.
Oh uh DEATH I mean are you uh
@@Drew15000 beside that
Whatcha mean🤣
@@wesmaly and injury
"Animals having sex with animals?"
"YO........ Take it easy"
lolololol
Hahahahahaa
Nice profile pic
Hahahaha
the funniest part of this tbh
3:16
"Why don't they make a version of Sesame Street, for kids?"
"That's what it's for"
"What???"
@@hellllo6 He says that's for war
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Not quite. Wotttt
Ross N. C. Vince *wot*
guy invented the 'w8 wot?'
YO take it easy
Best line!
and the serious expression he has every time he says it xD
@BeReal Because the sun can't chill I had to ruin it
I feel like that was genuine
Best part 😂😂😂
"ive read 1000s of books".....
"name 1"
LOL
@Nick G it helps me a lot english is not my mother language.
Nick G That's true
Nick G someone’s salty no one likes his comments 😂😂😂😂😂
Nick G says the guy who deleted his comment.............. 😂😂😂 u sound like an old timer who’s behind the times ..... chill bruh
you homies need to be more social on the media... aiighht
"What harm has violence ever done?" LMAO I'm remembering that one.
That's what the media is saying now.
0:59
"Death…"
"apart from that"
Someone asked him “in what situation is violence the answer” and Ali goes “a violent one” 🤣
Well i dont see y not
I've read thousands of books in my life.
All right - don't show off.
K
If anybody says that, it’s kinda showing off ain’t it? Haha
Will you reply after 10 years
the monty hall problem
How r u
"Me was watching pornos, from the age of 11. And me don't see me Julie complaining now... everytime" LMFAO
*Ball thrown through the hoop*
Idk how i lived through that
Luke J swish!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Luke J swoosh! 😎
I love the look of disgust on the cat next to Ali g .😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'it is disgusting enough seeing a woman and a horse do it, but actually seeing 2 horses getting jiggy together...' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I thought he was gonna say "it's disgusting enough seeing a women and a horse do it, but actually seeing two women getting jiggy together"
This one killed me bro 😂
"People having sex with animals?"
"What??... No"
LMAO!!!!
+Ross N. C. Vince lmao 3:20 americans exposed
Yo1 Take it easy..
omggggggg he fuxked him self
sick fuck
He’s good because every once in a while he throws in a legitimate question to keep it going.
“Watch two elephants boning, like this man does” 🤣😂🤣
this part got me the hardest lol
He made a scene about it lol
Cohen's number one accomplishment is his ability to take the awkwardness... most people avoid it at all costs and he's made a living out of it hahaha.
Yeh sometimes he's just straight up treating people badly though.
Much like Ricky Gervais
To have an intellectual say, in all seriousness "There's a difference between Violence and Ray Guns" is genius.
@@bb8328 you actually think that?
I randomly go about my life and every so often I just think about Ali G saying "The Meedja" and i laugh a lil inside and then continue my day.
If you find that funny then how funny did you find him saying "some of you never even heard of da word."?
Techmology.
Lol you and I both broths lol
Da meedjah
Zoo is spelt with...the other one LOL
I think Zoo would be Z
0:44 the guys face after he tells him it's a movie not a book, oh my God lmao
Seems like he doesn't talk much after that lol
His face says, ❝You ass. Like we needed to give this clown anymore clout.❞
He got caught
A lot of movies are based on books and sometimes have the same name
@@Eralen00 nothing gets past you mate
omg this is seriously some of the funniest shit ive ever seen my face hurts from these vids.
Amen
@@johnnyace2287 u American?
"Whatever it is that you fink it is alright to watch the national geographic channel, watch two elephant boning like this man does." LMFAO
Hakkarî Kurdistanî
I can’t find where he says that
04:56
Too good
Are you actually from Hakkari??? I visited there last year, was arrested by the police and interrogated for an hour. Took me that long to convince them I was a tourist and not a terrorist.
@@lilyanne8716 fail!
"Two elephants having sex"
is there where he got the idea for the scene in Grimsby?
el cid / bridges haha
SBC's worst film by far (I like all the others)
I wonder what these guests think once they realize who Ali really is and they look back and watch this lol
+Rusty Shackleford Rusty, they are dumb chumps and I doubt they realize that they were the joke! Real douchbags!!!!
pepelapiu2004 thats not how the show worked. they were told they were coming onto a show aimed at young people to do with their subjects. thered be a serious host then the host would leave during "soundcheck" then ali g actin as sound engineer will come in and the cameras would start rolling. so no they didnt know
And that's why Ali G didn't last long.
Lloyd, yes that is how I understand it; Sasha and his team set the whole thing up to look pretty legitimate. Part of the fun as watching people slowly realize (or not) that it's a farce. :-)
I'll have to take a look at that one, thank you Pepe!
"Rosie O'Donnell how much?... I bet not even for a million dollars" LMFAO
The guys reaction when he says "what harm has violence ever done" is priceless haha
hahaha Ali G rules... loved the part:
"Me watch Star Trek... but that dont mean that me go out and build a spaceship an fly into the air, and above that, into the thing called space, and have all dem ears.. and all that thing... innit"
...Increase Da' Peace
-Da Great Ali G
It's true though, I watch Star Trek, and I don't have "dem ears" 🤣😉
You're comment is well old.
@@jackwatson3944 booyakasha!
'Yo, answer that'
Such an old comment!
" Say one book that you read"
"I was reading one today: Sex, Lies and Videotape."
"Is that a book ? "
"For what i know is a movie, might be a book to , i don't know."
"See, that's a film, that ain't a book !"
o.O'
Totally caught that guy out! I bet he ain't never read a book!
And after that, the guy didn't say a word xD
Don’t show offfff
Richard R it’s a real book rudeboy
Dude you didn’t quote it correctly lol
I can imagine the awkwardness after every interview
"Sesame Street is very heducationalist..."
“Educationalist” 😂🤣💀
Headucationalist*
The MEDJA!!
Meedja!
Why does he talk like that
@@bluerain716, if you really don’t know, then ali is a young, charismatic, hip, cool down with it guy who interviews people from all fields of life on his show to connect dem wit da yutes, so him speak de language of dem streets and ting!
Spend a few minutes and watch his commencement address at Harvard and his interview with philly pd k9 unit officers
"Does media influence women to look a certain way?"
"Yes I believe it does"
"Then why are there still so many fatty boom booms walking around??"
I cant breathe 🤣🤣
"Cos there's still so many fatty boom boom's walking around"
i love the bit about sex, lies and videotape. that was never a book and was written by the film director. ali G exposes him after he's meant to be a smartass. funny shit
crazy to think you're almost a decade older now
@@user-vb4eq4vx1q i got a year to make it count ;-)
@@Captain_Rhodes holy shit you're still alive
@@Captain_Rhodes Anything exciting happen over the course of 9 yrs?
@@user-vb4eq4vx1q no, but im not dead......which is nice
He's legit asking some great questions.
Kintler11 look at bro face at 3:05 it's gotta be one of the greatest faces in TV history.
I think the real skill here is drip feeding them actual questions
"Alright well name one den!" 😂
"I was bluffin, i cant read"
This is brilliant, i love the part about "Last weeks letter was X" The look on that guys face is priceless.
Did you know that xylophone is spelled with the letter X? 😂
watching 2 elephants boning, like this man does
these interviews are so slept on. F*ing gold
Zoo is spelled with a Z. 2:40ish is the funniest part if the video. The look in the old man face is hilarious. You can tell at that moment he was done with this interview. The sheer look of disappointment and pity can't be faked. Ali G is the greatest of all freaking time.
Sacha is so good lol...
His way of somehow getting people to take him serious is unmatched
I would love to hear the conversations these men had with their colleagues and spouses when they're asked how the interview for the HBO special went.
Sometimes Ali does give some thought-provoking questions.. I mean the presidential debates were more daft than this one, let's admit that..
DontTreadOnMe IwontTreadOnYou yh, go Trump.... NOT. The whole is both laughing at the USA and also stricken with shock with how backwards the thinking of the new administration is
Arshad Nazran ?? Let's admit that you think Sesame Street is for adults if you think the presidential debates were "more daft". Smh..
DontTreadOnMe IwontTreadOnYou Doesn't he though...
I A brainwashed fool
Oh boy, you guys were just getting started back then, 2020 is the new low
*Swoosh* everytime!
"Watching two elephants boning like this man does"
😭😭😭
"What harm has violence ever done... besides death... and violence."
he's got a point! 🤯
Did you know that xylophone is spelt with x but zoo is spelt with like.... something...the other one.
That's because the prefix xylo was spelled with the equivalent of X in the original Greek.
@@carultch u rooned it
@@kraftpunk5947 You voluntarily read my comment. I didn't ruin anything.
@@carultch oof
Brilliant!
“Zoo is spelled with z” his disappointment was paramount
🤣🤣🤣
What harm has violence ever done? Hahahahahaha
He actually has some legit points.
Adam like he’s super right. There should be a version of Sesame Street for kids
@@BarginsGalore _"Easy now, rude boys"_ (Oscar the Grouch)
The absolute master troller..... I dunno how he kept a straight face man 🤣
Every damn phrase is just pure gold. Perfection in trolling comedy. You either get this or you DOESNT. Period. Clear winner
"Me was watching pornos since the age of eleven". -Ali G
same bro
Can’t believe I beat Ali G by 3 years
I'm pretty sure I was 5.
2:54 he almost lost it.
03:05 that dude was about to burst his shit laughing! LOL
"what harm has violence ever done?" I literally laughed for five minutes :'D i legitimately had to lie down, my stomach and face hurt too bad lol
The joke is this show teaches more and speaks about more important things than a lot of other shows.
Important things like two elephants boning
His broken English and the grammar he used is one that makes the show hilarious 😂
Sacha is genius 👏
That's how half of today's white English youths talk 🤣
@@jonnysupreme mad ting ye
This is one of Ali G's best group interviews.
So many comic moments. Gold!
I love it when Ali makes people say things they wish they never said.
the beauty is that u can watch it high or sober, the messages underneath are there . true genius. indeedthis is what comedy is about.
Damn how’s the past 14 years been treating you
The reaction close ups of the panelists are perfect.
"Does violence in the media lead to violence in the streets? Cos me watch Star Trek and me don't build a spaceship and fly into the air and above that to the thing called Space and have all them ears and all that thing" so good
What a legend! 2020 and i’m still in awe of Sacha’s masterpieces. Who’s America was crazy, The Spy was implacably done... Regardless of whatever he does, the project is always 🔥
3:00 the basketball shoot and "every time" is my favorite line from this one
The greatest intro of all time.
I love that the guy sitting closest to Ali was holding in his laughs so hard 😂
"the television .... could ... be ... a powerful ... medium ... for education." LOL that guy was so scared he's choosing his words wisely.
Ali G = hilarious, but what's most remarkable is how he & the show's producers manage to get these groups into the same room in the first place! Must be promising mad cash for appearance fees in advance and/or the guests have a great sense of humor!
I love alli g
"I don't personally enjoy watching two elephants having sex" LMFAO
Lot of you out there prolly never... even.. 'erd.. of.. da word.
Ali makes an excellent point - aside from death, injury, and property damage - what harm has violence ever caused?
"and have all dem ears"😮😂
Am I the only one that looks all of the guests up and hopes they're still alive even though it's highly unlikely when they're already old in the clip? Happens a lot but damn it's going to be weird when I go through my 180th cycle of watching Ali G videos on CZcams years from now and literally every guest is gone...
I hope the guy who likes watching two elephants boning enjoyed the scene from Grimsby.
Some of these questions are great but the answers fall short.
Whoever edited these clips back in the day killed it 😂
"Yo... Take it easy" 😂😂😂😂
I honestly don't think I've seen anything funnier than Da Ali G show. This is absolute comedy gold, and it's REAL.
They don't make tv this good today. This is just brilliant
We need Ali G interviewing the media in 2020
"Is that a real book" -Ali G
"To my understanding, that was a film" -Guy to the left
"Ahh, so that's a film, that ain't a book" -Ali G
*Stares at guy to the left* -Guy to the right
h-easy now rude boys
Lemon Meringue wagwan wes-side respek
+Lemon Meringue bois *
Big up
Will always be my favorite ali g intro
I wish I could download the script from somewhere and read it and laugh all day!!
I come back to ali g every time
Imagine how confused people who have English as a second language would be if you showed them Ali g
1:57 that was Borat speaking at the beginning of the sentence
How can he ask so simple yet genius and funny questions?
this is one of the single best segments from either the NA or UK episodes
God this guys is such a genius. So fucking hilarious.
“Why don’t they make a version of sesame street for kids?”
I mean I dont see me Julie complaining now. Pfft…every time🤣
"the thing called space" - gold
I love how the man's obviously trying to hide a smirk
Why dont they make a version of sesame street..for kids?
"That's what it's for"
Wutt?..
That guys face when Ali mentions what he learned about the letter "X" omgggg 😂😂😂
The Rosie o'donnell comment is outta pocket 🤣🤣🤣
So, there is no 'Sex, Lies, and Videotape' book, as far as I'm concerned. Bearded guy actually did showing off.
+Owen Cross even if he was reading the book..its not that much of a productive book. The Point of Reading isn't to just read a dam book its about reading info that you can't get anywhere else (film.internet).
+noize2040 Are you serious? You can read a book for any reason not just specifically as a source of information that wouldn't be available on film or television. You can read a book for absolutely any reason.
"like this man does" omg I'm laughing so hard
Hands down my favourite video in existence
How tf does he come up with this stuff on the spot and not die of laughter