The Roast of Harry Potter (Uncut)

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • (Re-uploaded because I raw-dogged the original upload)
    Harry gets roasted by Dumbledore, Malfoy, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Fred and George Weasley and even his good friend Hagrid!
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Komentáře • 140

  • @marcgallagher32
    @marcgallagher32  Před měsícem +118

    Who should get roasted next?

    • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
      @King_of_Blue-Eyes Před měsícem +37

      Please, roast Hagrid! I want to see him retort or admit about the jokes! 😂

    • @michellemitchell236
      @michellemitchell236 Před měsícem +9

      Snape Vs Voldermort

    • @recordkeepertype0662
      @recordkeepertype0662 Před měsícem +8

      The Roast of "Draco the Tiny" Malfoy
      Harry: Draco acts like he's the top Draco in school... But give him a few cuts on his skin and he starts crying like a Draco!
      Draco: It wasn't a few cuts, Pottah! You used f**ing Sectumsempra on me!
      Harry: I told you: I didn't know what that spell did!
      Ron: ...But I found out that he is "Draco the Tiny" Malfoy!
      Draco: Where did you hear that-I mean, I have a big p*nis!
      Ron: Oh really? Then why do you have 0 Attack Points? (Shows Draco the Tiny Monster Card but with Draco's face as the art)

    • @ZachMaster26
      @ZachMaster26 Před měsícem +5

      Lockhart

    • @michellemitchell236
      @michellemitchell236 Před měsícem +1

      Pansy

  • @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo
    @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo Před měsícem +249

    We need the roast of Snape next

    • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
      @King_of_Blue-Eyes Před měsícem +8

      Hagrid would be funnier.

    • @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo
      @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo Před měsícem +4

      @@King_of_Blue-Eyes wonder what the jokes would be

    • @Randomliamguy1342xd
      @Randomliamguy1342xd Před měsícem +4

      Yea about how he cant keep the Lilys alive

    • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
      @King_of_Blue-Eyes Před měsícem +3

      @@DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo Malfoy: This crazy gigant only stare at animals mating with others creatures.
      Hagrid: Who told you that? It was supposed to be a secret!
      Everyone: PLEASE DENY IT AT LEAST!
      Something like that. 😂🤣

    • @michellemitchell236
      @michellemitchell236 Před měsícem +2

      Yes fr

  • @voteDC
    @voteDC Před měsícem +80

    I love how Hagrid can make anything sound dirty.

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  Před měsícem +37

      It's his superpower

    • @CM26617
      @CM26617 Před měsícem +10

      @@marcgallagher32 You, er .. you shouldn't have said that. :D

  • @swaglordxxx836
    @swaglordxxx836 Před měsícem +18

    "You're fucking useless. We all know you'd be dead without Granger" DAMN! That one really cut deep. Even i felt that. But he also isn't wrong lol

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 Před měsícem +128

    Harry got roasted more than the WEASLEY'S HOUSE!

  • @ZeniV2
    @ZeniV2 Před měsícem +23

    Snape should taste his own medicine next💀🤣

  • @StrykerEXE
    @StrykerEXE Před měsícem +87

    Harry Potter, the boy who died (inside)

  • @TheGamingChicken
    @TheGamingChicken Před měsícem +27

    Theres a reason they call him harry, that bush grows everytime he goes to hagrids hut.

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris Před měsícem +33

    1:25
    9/10; too calm

  • @drgallant
    @drgallant Před měsícem +24

    How did Hagrid forget what a roast is after participating Dunbledore's roast? Did those basement mushrooms from the Mario episode finally kick in?

  • @adamcartrette4037
    @adamcartrette4037 Před měsícem +4

    Got an idea, Snape deducts points from Griffondore like usual. Harry doesn't care because the house cup became irrelevant after the first movie. He then gets called out by other students in Griffondore for constantly costing them points they each worked hard to get.

  • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
    @King_of_Blue-Eyes Před měsícem +12

    Hagrid ALWAYS makes me laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂
    Please roast Hagrid next time!

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 Před měsícem +7

    Harry got roasted more than Goyle

  • @user-cv1uj8we8s
    @user-cv1uj8we8s Před měsícem +6

    "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" dumbledore asked calmly

  • @Vyhox2000
    @Vyhox2000 Před měsícem +10

    At least Harry's a good sport about it

  • @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan
    @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan Před měsícem +50

    Orrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  Před měsícem +12

      ORRRRRRRRR

    • @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan
      @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan Před měsícem +8

      @@marcgallagher32 OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  Před měsícem +9

      @@Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan
      @Debsulp_BlockTheEggMan Před měsícem +1

      @@marcgallagher32 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @FireBladesGameing
      @FireBladesGameing Před měsícem +6

      @@marcgallagher32 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! dam it now you got me doing it!

  • @epicrobloxguy9321
    @epicrobloxguy9321 Před měsícem +13

    Harry potter = Harry Mignon
    He got cooked

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 Před 20 dny

    I love how Wood is on his broom indoors. Completely in character.

  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 Před měsícem +12

    Dobby, this time with 100% more pixels.

  • @henryslager9406
    @henryslager9406 Před měsícem +3

    But Cho Chang says he’s useless with his tongue 😂
    ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 Před 20 dny

    Haaaa haaaa haaaa.
    -Severus Snape laughing

  • @GhostKnight2021
    @GhostKnight2021 Před měsícem +2

    Ngl, I think Hermione should get roasted next, given how much Ron fires back at her quite a lot

  • @Damzyboi
    @Damzyboi Před měsícem +1

    Lol this is great xD do snape next!

  • @Landinggt
    @Landinggt Před měsícem +1

    Get member role now to support Marc and get to see these first

  • @itsneon_hola
    @itsneon_hola Před měsícem +1

    Harry Potter: The Roasted One

  • @Trane141Kingz
    @Trane141Kingz Před měsícem

    I can't stand this 😂 Harry's just out here gettin BODIED🤣

  • @LazyOldFusspot_3428
    @LazyOldFusspot_3428 Před měsícem +2

    Roast Hermione next to spice up her fantasies XD

  • @thomasphillips8024
    @thomasphillips8024 Před měsícem

    We need more roasts these are hilarious

  • @will-eh5uc
    @will-eh5uc Před měsícem

    That's Hagrid alright, not even trying yet he still does the most damage.

  • @CatTt824
    @CatTt824 Před měsícem +1

    Please make a Weasley roast next

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Před měsícem

    See Dobbie has the invisibility cloak removed from him. Its just as well.

  • @stilescd7213
    @stilescd7213 Před měsícem

    I mean whether we all read the books or saw the movies, Granger did look like the carry in all of them.

  • @skulltronprimex9220
    @skulltronprimex9220 Před měsícem

    The Roast of Ron Weasley

  • @JonasR001
    @JonasR001 Před měsícem

    Not even aguamenti can put down that burn

  • @treborlo
    @treborlo Před měsícem

    I remember that one time he snuck into my office for Polly juice potion ingredients....He used it to transform into Cho Chang and stood naked in front of the mirror or erisiad. It's ok, it only showed him Cho kissing Cedric Digorie.

  • @shadocloneowl8957
    @shadocloneowl8957 Před měsícem

    Hermonie needs to be roasted 😂

  • @skullyskaric7779
    @skullyskaric7779 Před měsícem

    did he really pissed his pants?? 🤣

  • @wheelkeen
    @wheelkeen Před měsícem

    Poor Harry. He didn't deserve all of that 😂

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 Před měsícem

    Roast Hagrid next

  • @slytherinplaysyt8109
    @slytherinplaysyt8109 Před měsícem

    Beautiful. Damn beautiful.

  • @michellemitchell236
    @michellemitchell236 Před měsícem

    Potter was the fourth contestant in the Tri-wizard camp He is also caught in charms watching two girls in one cup *Classic Malfoy*

  • @DatAvokado
    @DatAvokado Před měsícem

    OH NOOOOO

  • @Joethejanitor123
    @Joethejanitor123 Před měsícem +1

    Dumb bull door

  • @bdbn3376
    @bdbn3376 Před měsícem

    Dobby is fixed

  • @TheRedV-odcast
    @TheRedV-odcast Před měsícem

    Roast of Ron next?

  • @stephanieaviles4171
    @stephanieaviles4171 Před měsícem

    Ron should be roasted

  • @colmlynch2935
    @colmlynch2935 Před měsícem

    Well Harry doesn't need wizardhub he has cho changs make up tutorials on tik tok

  • @jsswolf5635
    @jsswolf5635 Před měsícem +1

    Which state of Australia are you located

  • @cogitatorcat2306
    @cogitatorcat2306 Před měsícem

    I ONLY LIKE THE WHITE MEAT.

  • @bobarian8719
    @bobarian8719 Před 15 dny

    It's funny Coz he's poor!! ORRRRRRR!!!

  • @wookieeworld1195
    @wookieeworld1195 Před měsícem +1

    Just though u should know that your CZcams ‘Binge watching’ setting is spelt ‘bing watching’

  • @JRAYDABEAST
    @JRAYDABEAST Před měsícem

    It was funny when they started roasting Ron instead of Harry

  • @WASHOUTTT
    @WASHOUTTT Před měsícem +1

    HALLO

  • @magdos7160
    @magdos7160 Před měsícem +1

    2.2kth

  • @Galkac
    @Galkac Před měsícem

    Hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂

  • @magdos7160
    @magdos7160 Před měsícem +1

    2307th

  • @WildSTAY0325
    @WildSTAY0325 Před měsícem

    Hating on Oliver

  • @Robin-ou1gg
    @Robin-ou1gg Před měsícem

    Idk, not my favorite video

  • @TheGodsOfDeath
    @TheGodsOfDeath Před měsícem +1

    Orrrrrrrrr