“They used 4 stunning spells. 7 takes down a dragon!” That’s right! That’s our McGonagal! Baddies knew they had to take her out because, if they hadn’t, they’d have been McGonna-Gone!! 🎉
Yeah, I read the book as well, and what I wish they added for McGonagal, was the Career Advice, thing, because Umbridge and McGonagal practicaly had a screaming match!
First of all, my girl McG needs more... how do I say this without insulting the people who like Harry and not McGonagall... she needs more of less Harry. He just sucks. He has no idea what he was doing, no matter what he did and who helped him. My dude is dumber than Dumbledore and his name has the word dumb in it. So that's saying something. Also, kinda sad that it happened in the first place, but, like... I kinda want it to be in the movies too. If only the director had actually read the books! Not saying it isn't good or anything.
A reminder that Imelda Staunton is such a lovely person, and Umbridge such a HAG, that when she was playing Umbridge, Imelda reportedly had at least one, and probably more, instance where playing the character made her feel physically ill. That's how good she was at the character she was playing--disgusted by her own acting. Legend!
Here’s hoping she wins the Emmy for her performance in the final season of “The Crown.” It was so subtle yet so powerful. It cemented her as one of my all time favorites
Imelda's performance defined my standards for villain acting. Every subtle change in voice and posture made Umbridge indescribably awful. Props to the set designers, makeup artists, and clothing people too 😳
@@Chanwills0I hated every scene with that pompous, putrid, petulant, pink-clad porcupine. If I were at Hogwarts, it would have been worth the trip to Azkaban just to hit Toadette with the Cruciatus Curse.
@@Chanwills0 I'm assuming you're the age the character was supposed to be in the first movie does the actors are like decades older than their characters in the series unless you count the children which are usually within a year or two of their characters age at least when they got cast
Ikr! This entire video feels like a whole validation of everything I've believed of James the whole time! And her roasts of umbitch are the absolute best
Yeah I never thought James was a bad guy he bullied Snape mostly cause he kept calling people mudbloods. Even Ron was about to curse Draco when he called Hermione a mud blood but no one hates on that.
I bet he thinks of bitch slapping them when he performs the Patronus charm (I know it's technically a memory you have to think about but I feel like wishful thinking would work just as well)
I have to say, I always LOVED that Minerva took that step down in that verbal joust with Umbridge - to me, it's like she's demonstrating her allegiance, taking a step back to place herself between the perceived threat and the students she is sworn to protect as a Hogwarts professor. Minnie stands WITH the students, and will fight feline tooth and claw to protect her young charges.
I'm not defending Snape one bit. He is a racist and deserves no sympathy in this context. But James is still an arse: he didn't bully Snape because he was a racist. He bullied Snape because he was poor, unattractive and friends with Lily. We know that he and Sirius also picked on other children. We also know that James continued to bully Snape even after he got together with Lily. We know that he knowingly put his family in danger by going on stupid rambles with Sirius, even though he and Lily were already in Voldemort's sights. We don't need to compare Snape's and James' actions, we don't need to get into the debate of who was worse, Snape's actions were definitely worse. The bullying does not excuse Snape's racism. However, James' bullying does not need to be minimised
Imelda Staunton is such a talented actress and I absolutely love her acting. And she played Umbridge soooooooooo well. Honestly, she deserves an Oscar for it.
I love that she specified that Imelda is wonderful no matter how many insults are hurled at Umbridge. The Dame deserves an Emmy for her performance in the last season of the Crown. She plays Elizabeth with such depth of emotion while maintaining the stoicism Elizabeth was known for. A deeply affecting performance.
Book five was when McGonagall went from a device to deliver exposition and plot advancement to my favorite character in the series. It's really a shame how much of her awesomeness was cut in the film. She gave Umbridge third degree burns during that career counseling session and reading about strict, rule abiding McGonagall casually condoning chaos at Hogwarts was so cathartic.
Or the fact that as a muggleborn, she's never heard of schizophrenia and never at any point wanted to many suggest to Harry to get a therapist to help him with his "delusions" and instead just said "Naw mate, there's nothing here, get your eyes and ears checked."
You know what, Hermione should've been smart enough to use the chamber of secrets to practice, because the pink devil would've been too dumb to find it
Hi everyone! Sad fact at 29:30 I remember reading that they muted Dan’s scream because it was supposedly that guttural. He had also recently lost his grandmother I believe as well so it was very raw for him
I heard that was just a rumor and not actually true, at least the part about them cutting the scream idk about the grandmother thing so I’ll take your word on that
In defense of James, he was a bully as a teenager, time we all make mistakes, and from what people said about him, he outgrew it probably thanks to Lily. While Snape was a bully as an adult, and even worse, he would bully children.
I never understood young Snape. He knew Lily was muggleborn yet his ambition was to be a wizard knot-sea & join Voldemort after he (Snape) got out of school. Snape knew Voldemort’s plan was to eliminate muggleborns & en$l@ve muggles. It never occurred to him that Lily & her family would be harmed? Did he think he’d be able to protect her from his more powerful master? Once he was a wizard knot-sea & Lily was targeted he did ask her to be spared but Snape obviously had no confidence that Voldemort would keep his word not to harm her so he went to Dumbledore. Honestly, how could Snape believe that Lily would be allowed to live if Voldemort had won the first Wizarding War? Was he truly that naive & clueless? Did he really think “I’m gonna join up with this group of raging blood purists & help them eliminate all the Mudbloods EXCEPT the one I care about. She’ll be allowed to live a long happy life with me once we get rid of her arrogant toe rag of a husband & his annoying brat.”? I mean, c’mon! Really?! Snape is just an @$$hole.
@@learobinson4450DISCLAIMER I hate book Snape but I think he makes sense. He knew Lily before coming into howgards, before he became a supremacist. I think he was an ambitious lost kid looking to know more about dark magic and a group to belong and the ideology of this particular group (pureblood and stuffs) was (at first) a requiement to belong and fed into his inferiority complex. However Lily was the only true friend he ever had and the only person to show him kindness so he selfishly didn't want to loose her (while still be a death eater) and became obsessed of her because of what she once gave him (true affection). He didn't actually love her he just *wanted* her. Yes it is still pretty -stupid- contradictory, immature and selfish but sometimes people, real people are like that too.
literally looking for this comment. James was a prick but as he grew up he matured and stopped bullying others. Severus didn't move on, was a racist that bullied children, was apart of the most catastrophic group of people that intended on killing others because they were supremacists, gave the most evil person information and once it threatened the woman he called a slur, then he freaked out. he then became a teacher despite hating kids and was at least 1 kids worst fear. he bullied Harry Potter because he looked like his dad, Ron because he was a Weasley, Hermione because she was smart,neville because he wasn't. I love the theory of Harriet potter, with her red hair and freckles with his dads eyes, because we know Snape would not have hated him nearly as much.
Hermione is the perfect example of "not everyone who gaslights is a narcissist." Instead of saying "there aren't any voices" or "nothing is pulling the carriage", she easily could've said "I don't hear/see anything."
It’s important to remember that for all of her studying, she was raised as a muggle for a majority of her life. I think there were times where she let her logical mind take precedence when she wasn’t aware of some magical explanation. If she didn’t know it, it must not exist.
@@cloudwatcher608 That's not an excuse, especially considering she not only did it about the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets and was proven wrong, but she also did it again when Harry heard screams every time the dementors got close to him in Prisoner of Azkaban. To make it even worse, she did it twice in Order of The Phoenix: the first time was when Harry saw thestrals pulling the carriages, and he was backed up by Luna pretty much straight away, and Hermione did it a second time at the end of the same book and film when Harry said he could hear voices beyond the veil, and he was backed up by Luna again pretty much straight away. Hermione really should've known better considering she would have read that muggles can't see ghosts but witches and wizards can in her favourite book Hogwarts: A History. There is no excuse for gaslighting.
Another iconic scene missed was with Peeves and McGonagall where he's unscrewing a crystal chandelier when *Professor. Minerva. McGonagall.* catches him and tells him to unscrew it the other way (the right way)!!!!
"I love a profiterole, I'm a sucker for some choux pastery. Some tasty choux pastery. Oh, I'm a poet and didn't know it." That entire rant was amazing 👏 Chef's kiss
CHANEL! i was just watching your GOF one lol.. McGonagall really needs a raise, she carried the whole of hogwarts on her back and still had to deal with the tumultuous toad!
According to the books, Hermione suggested a name. The name was going to be Defence Association but someone else suggested, “what about we name it Dumbledore’s army instead. I mean that’s the ministry’s greatest fear”
Your descriptions of umbridge are almost identical to what my grandad said about her when we read the books when i was a kid! Haha proper cheered me up!
“You’re Mrs. Bucket, and I hope you drown in one” was hilarious. Also thought that was a Call the Midwife reference for a minute but that was Violet Buckle. They do dress pretty similarly though. 😂🩷🌸
Your McGonagall voice is the best I've heard. I never knew I needed McGonagall reacting to Harry Potter movies so badly. This was bloody brilliant ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Every time I watch OotP I wish that McGonagall was just a little less refined and would've backhanded Umbridge out of existence lol. Umbridge was always lucky that McGonagall didn't ever fully let out her inner savage.
Thank you for pointing out the age weirdness in the films. Having Harry's parents look middle aged in the Mirror of Erised could be explained as the mirror aging them up to look like they would have if they were still alive, but having them look 40 in photos when they were in their early 20s is just weird.
Tell me you have a very specific set of skills isn't threatening, telling me you play chess and watch true crime and suddenly you're talking to a me shaped puff of smoke like in a cartoon
@29:15 as a major WolfStar person, it always destroys me to see Remus having to hold Harry back from chasing Sirius. Even if you don’t ship it, Remus just lost his last school friend who accepted all of him. 🐺🐕🦺🌈💜
you probably already know this, but when sirius dies and harry screams in silence, turns out daniel Radciffs grand-father had died that day, and his cries of anguish and loss were so hard to hear they chose to mute it.
@@notimportant2508 pretty sure it was his grandma? But yeah, that’s why people roasted me for joking about it in my parodies. I told them gtfo, I’m gonna joke about everything including the mute. Ain’t my fault you were raised soft 💀😂
i LOVE watching these, they are so entertaining! i agree that they should have added the scene where McGonagall gets hit by "FOUR stunning spells, when SEVEN takes out a dragon 🐲."
7:58 I was convinced she was gonna say, there's nothing good about Umbridge, except the fact that she loved cats. I would consider that the one, single good quality Umbridge had. (though I doubt she actually treats cats well)
This is the movie where Fred and George had a massive glow up 😍😍😍 this also has to be one of, if not my favourite movie in the Harry Potter movies. But overall my third favourite movie ever, my first favourite being, “The Black Phone”. The book was written by Joe hill and the movie was directed by Scott Derrickson and featuring Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Ethan Hawk, Jeremy Davies, E. Roger Mitchell, Troy Rudeseal, James Ransone, Miguel Mora and many more.
First of all, this was perfection, as always. Second of all, huge thank you for the James Potter nuance-adding commentary!! It's wild to me that people hate on him so much. All the points you made are so spot on, including that we have to be willing to admit that Snape's perspective on James is of course going to be biased! And agreed -- bullying is never ok. But why are we so quick to forgive Snape's (racist, slur-slinging) bullying, and not James's? I absolutely believe it's a combination of our collective love of Alan Rickman (justified) and our buying into the author's own biases that are responsible for all the James hate / Snape forgiveness. Snape has his moments. Absolutely. I'm not a Snape-hater. But when you look at Snape's character throughout the books -- he, as an adult, continues to mistreat/bully children (Harry, Hermione, Neville) throughout his teaching time. I cannot imagine Lily would have condoned much of his behavior. I can empathize with his character, of course. And I love Alan Rickman five-ever, as some might say ;) But it seems really hypocritical to forgive Snape and come down so hard on James. Ok. Thank you for indulging my covid-brain-induced rant! Watching this brought me a lot of joy while feeling particularly crummy. You're amazing!
This was an absolute riot, I love your McGonagall impression! And thank you for the disclaimer about Umbridge's actress; it's a sign of her prowess that we dislike the character as much as we do!
These videos are super funny. Yesterday, I was cackling at the Goblet of Fire one so hard I couldn't breathe. Also, your laugh is HILARIOUS!! I love it!!!
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✨VOLDYMOO✨ is life.
✨VOLDYMOO✨ is a state of mind😮🥰🤌😱🙏😍
✨VOLDYMOO✨ is me
✨VOLDYMOO✨ is the thing that keeps us going in life
Yessss
Prof McGonagall deserves financial compensation for umbridge existing.
It’s True!!!
Agreed
Thankyou for destroying that cancerous toad scumbridge that old child abusing rat ass haggerd goblen deserves more for existing @@Chanwills0
@@Annabeth_Chase14 annabeth chase is a harry potter fan, who'd have guessed
Amen.
My favorite headcanon is that Umbridge isn't a deadeater because she wasn't allowed to get the dark mark in pink
😂👍
Well, "the pink mark" just doesn't sound quite as threatening, does it. So, understandable decision on their part.
😂😂😂
And in that moment, she became supremely insufferable, even to the Death Eaters 😂
Nah it's because even the centaurs didn't want her
3:34 THAT HERMIONE VOICE WAS ON POINT-
Thank you dear 🤗
@@Chanwills0emma Watson that u😮
U REPLIED OMGGGGG
@@-_FurinzaxEstrellax-_ no fr though. Give this woman a voice acting job. Someone needs to hire her
Facts, it was a great impression
Props to Temu McGonagall, watching Umbridge for 2 whole hours just for our sake 😢
It was so hard 😭
@@Chanwills0 Gurl I feel for you
@@Chanwills0We love you, TemuGonagall.❤
@@Chanwills0 Luv u TemuGonagall
@@Chanwills0 We love you Temugonagall your a real one
“They used 4 stunning spells. 7 takes down a dragon!”
That’s right! That’s our McGonagal! Baddies knew they had to take her out because, if they hadn’t, they’d have been McGonna-Gone!! 🎉
Yeah, I read the book as well, and what I wish they added for McGonagal, was the Career Advice, thing, because Umbridge and McGonagal practicaly had a screaming match!
First of all, my girl McG needs more... how do I say this without insulting the people who like Harry and not McGonagall... she needs more of less Harry. He just sucks. He has no idea what he was doing, no matter what he did and who helped him. My dude is dumber than Dumbledore and his name has the word dumb in it. So that's saying something.
Also, kinda sad that it happened in the first place, but, like... I kinda want it to be in the movies too. If only the director had actually read the books! Not saying it isn't good or anything.
A reminder that Imelda Staunton is such a lovely person, and Umbridge such a HAG, that when she was playing Umbridge, Imelda reportedly had at least one, and probably more, instance where playing the character made her feel physically ill. That's how good she was at the character she was playing--disgusted by her own acting. Legend!
Here’s hoping she wins the Emmy for her performance in the final season of “The Crown.” It was so subtle yet so powerful. It cemented her as one of my all time favorites
No lie, in this house we love Imelda just as much as we hate Dolores 🙌
3:20 my mom be like when I am at that age 😂😂😂
Its giving bash and ben from heartstopper
IKR
IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY JUST
LOVE THE ACTOR, HATE THE ROLE LOL
Imelda's performance defined my standards for villain acting. Every subtle change in voice and posture made Umbridge indescribably awful. Props to the set designers, makeup artists, and clothing people too 😳
Her performance puts her up there with some of THE most unsettling villains in horror… and this is a kids film 😭 she ABSOLUTELY slayed
@@Chanwills0I hated every scene with that pompous, putrid, petulant, pink-clad porcupine. If I were at Hogwarts, it would have been worth the trip to Azkaban just to hit Toadette with the Cruciatus Curse.
Imelda absolutely did not need to go that hard and I love that she did
everyone who's in their thirties during the series (snape, pettigrew, sirius, lupin) look like they're older than my grandpa 💀
I’m literally the same age as snape in the first movie 👀
@@Chanwills0 i mean, i understand alan rickman was in his fifties while filming but still
@@Chanwills0 I'm the age Sirius was when he died 😭
@@Chanwills0 I'm assuming you're the age the character was supposed to be in the first movie does the actors are like decades older than their characters in the series unless you count the children which are usually within a year or two of their characters age at least when they got cast
War ages you I guess? Or maybe just being on the same planet as Umbridge ages you…
The Umbridge roasting gives me life. Also the whole James speech? PREACH.
Ikr! This entire video feels like a whole validation of everything I've believed of James the whole time! And her roasts of umbitch are the absolute best
Yeah I never thought James was a bad guy he bullied Snape mostly cause he kept calling people mudbloods. Even Ron was about to curse Draco when he called Hermione a mud blood but no one hates on that.
We need to pray for Kingsley, imagine having to listen to Umbridge and Fudge all day without being able to bitch slap them
Poor guy 😭🙏🏽
I never actually thought about that. He has the willpower of a saint. 🤣🤣🤣
@@Chanwills0 Ur my fav CZcamsr thx so much for replying ❤
I bet he thinks of bitch slapping them when he performs the Patronus charm (I know it's technically a memory you have to think about but I feel like wishful thinking would work just as well)
Kingsley being unrated part 1:
I have to say, I always LOVED that Minerva took that step down in that verbal joust with Umbridge - to me, it's like she's demonstrating her allegiance, taking a step back to place herself between the perceived threat and the students she is sworn to protect as a Hogwarts professor. Minnie stands WITH the students, and will fight feline tooth and claw to protect her young charges.
Never thought about it like that, and now I’m gonna think about it every time I watch the movie from now on instead of seeing it like backing down 😂
We'd expect nothing less from our Gryffindor lioness/cat 💗
BRO THAT LINE OF CURSES💀
She just brings out the worst in me 😤
@@Chanwills0same
@@Chanwills0BURN HER AGAIN😂😂
Killed me 😂😂😂😂
She is so annoying
I did not expect this incredibly real rant about James, Snape, and bullies, but I'm so glad we got it. 👏👏👏
I'm not defending Snape one bit. He is a racist and deserves no sympathy in this context.
But James is still an arse: he didn't bully Snape because he was a racist. He bullied Snape because he was poor, unattractive and friends with Lily. We know that he and Sirius also picked on other children. We also know that James continued to bully Snape even after he got together with Lily. We know that he knowingly put his family in danger by going on stupid rambles with Sirius, even though he and Lily were already in Voldemort's sights.
We don't need to compare Snape's and James' actions, we don't need to get into the debate of who was worse, Snape's actions were definitely worse. The bullying does not excuse Snape's racism. However, James' bullying does not need to be minimised
Mcgonnagal needs a raise for carrying the weight of dumbledore’s duties at hogwarts for so long.
That and good chiropractor.
Imelda Staunton is such a talented actress and I absolutely love her acting. And she played Umbridge soooooooooo well. Honestly, she deserves an Oscar for it.
Imelda Staunton is an amazing actress. She brought Umbridge to life, as vile as on the page, despite being a lovely person in real life.
And she played Queen Elizabeth II! 😊
her daughter is in bridgerton!
I love Imelda Staunton❤! You ever here her sing? There is a production of Gypsy with her as Mama Rose. She is incredible! I think it's on Prime Video.
Her husband was on Downton Abbey.
I love that she specified that Imelda is wonderful no matter how many insults are hurled at Umbridge. The Dame deserves an Emmy for her performance in the last season of the Crown. She plays Elizabeth with such depth of emotion while maintaining the stoicism Elizabeth was known for. A deeply affecting performance.
3:35 that Hermione/Emma impression was spot-on! Genuinely thought you'd just replayed that section until the next bits came
Book five was when McGonagall went from a device to deliver exposition and plot advancement to my favorite character in the series. It's really a shame how much of her awesomeness was cut in the film. She gave Umbridge third degree burns during that career counseling session and reading about strict, rule abiding McGonagall casually condoning chaos at Hogwarts was so cathartic.
She was such a sassy queen in that book and it's a shame she got downgraded so the bulbous flesh lump could shine.
Like when Peeves was trying to unscrew the chandelier in the books and McGonagall told him “It unscrews the other way” lol
@@coreyklaustermeier5692 Aaah now I want to reread it!
Gotta love how they go to a magical school and Hernione apparently never considers that people might be able to see things she can’t.
Or the fact that as a muggleborn, she's never heard of schizophrenia and never at any point wanted to many suggest to Harry to get a therapist to help him with his "delusions" and instead just said "Naw mate, there's nothing here, get your eyes and ears checked."
“Welcome to witch watches where u can watch this witch watch but which witch is this?”
Chanel u are amazing
Glad you enjoy dear ☺️
@@Chanwills0ivy been waiting for this video forever
You know what, Hermione should've been smart enough to use the chamber of secrets to practice, because the pink devil would've been too dumb to find it
Imelda Stauton followed a proud tradition of making people _hate_ their character. Louise Fletcher had that same kind of talent. It’s admirable.
Definitely!
Nurse Ratched was amazing
Louise Fletcher was FANTASTIC on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I hated her so much and it was wonderful
don't forget Pam Ferris
"I've never run at any of the kids exept Fred and George" accurate lmao I perfectly imagine minerva running at them
Hi everyone! Sad fact at 29:30 I remember reading that they muted Dan’s scream because it was supposedly that guttural. He had also recently lost his grandmother I believe as well so it was very raw for him
😢😢😢
Welp 💔
I heard that was just a rumor and not actually true, at least the part about them cutting the scream idk about the grandmother thing so I’ll take your word on that
@@LifeOfMoss sorry maybe I wasn’t clear in my original comment I meant that they muted it not that they cut the scream out. My bad!
@@myahitt1247 right the fact that they cut the audio from the clip because of those reasons is a myth. It was just for cinematic reasons
"Drop the skincare routine so we know what to avoid" 😭 😭
i love how all the chapters begin with ‘hating’ like yes temugonagall we love hating on people
This video is just hatred, nothing else 😭
And I am here for it!! @@Chanwills0
@@Chanwills0 Well placed, tho.
@@Chanwills0 If this was filmed in USA, they'd have cast a hot actress for Professor Umbridge and made her molest Harry
In defense of James, he was a bully as a teenager, time we all make mistakes, and from what people said about him, he outgrew it probably thanks to Lily. While Snape was a bully as an adult, and even worse, he would bully children.
I never understood young Snape. He knew Lily was muggleborn yet his ambition was to be a wizard knot-sea & join Voldemort after he (Snape) got out of school. Snape knew Voldemort’s plan was to eliminate muggleborns & en$l@ve muggles. It never occurred to him that Lily & her family would be harmed? Did he think he’d be able to protect her from his more powerful master? Once he was a wizard knot-sea & Lily was targeted he did ask her to be spared but Snape obviously had no confidence that Voldemort would keep his word not to harm her so he went to Dumbledore.
Honestly, how could Snape believe that Lily would be allowed to live if Voldemort had won the first Wizarding War? Was he truly that naive & clueless? Did he really think “I’m gonna join up with this group of raging blood purists & help them eliminate all the Mudbloods EXCEPT the one I care about. She’ll be allowed to live a long happy life with me once we get rid of her arrogant toe rag of a husband & his annoying brat.”?
I mean, c’mon! Really?! Snape is just an @$$hole.
@@learobinson4450DISCLAIMER I hate book Snape but I think he makes sense. He knew Lily before coming into howgards, before he became a supremacist. I think he was an ambitious lost kid looking to know more about dark magic and a group to belong and the ideology of this particular group (pureblood and stuffs) was (at first) a requiement to belong and fed into his inferiority complex.
However Lily was the only true friend he ever had and the only person to show him kindness so he selfishly didn't want to loose her (while still be a death eater) and became obsessed of her because of what she once gave him (true affection). He didn't actually love her he just *wanted* her.
Yes it is still pretty -stupid- contradictory, immature and selfish but sometimes people, real people are like that too.
literally looking for this comment. James was a prick but as he grew up he matured and stopped bullying others. Severus didn't move on, was a racist that bullied children, was apart of the most catastrophic group of people that intended on killing others because they were supremacists, gave the most evil person information and once it threatened the woman he called a slur, then he freaked out. he then became a teacher despite hating kids and was at least 1 kids worst fear. he bullied Harry Potter because he looked like his dad, Ron because he was a Weasley, Hermione because she was smart,neville because he wasn't. I love the theory of Harriet potter, with her red hair and freckles with his dads eyes, because we know Snape would not have hated him nearly as much.
"That's what happens when you have a dead-beat Debbie donor like Dolores Umbridge turn up"
There - I wrote it down 😂😂😂
Thank you dear 🙏🏽
😂😂
Voldemort: I am the most hated person Umbrage: you must not tell lies
Hermione is the perfect example of "not everyone who gaslights is a narcissist."
Instead of saying "there aren't any voices" or "nothing is pulling the carriage", she easily could've said "I don't hear/see anything."
LIKE OH MY GOD HERMIONE CHILL TF OUT
It’s important to remember that for all of her studying, she was raised as a muggle for a majority of her life. I think there were times where she let her logical mind take precedence when she wasn’t aware of some magical explanation. If she didn’t know it, it must not exist.
@@cloudwatcher608 That's not an excuse, especially considering she not only did it about the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets and was proven wrong, but she also did it again when Harry heard screams every time the dementors got close to him in Prisoner of Azkaban. To make it even worse, she did it twice in Order of The Phoenix: the first time was when Harry saw thestrals pulling the carriages, and he was backed up by Luna pretty much straight away, and Hermione did it a second time at the end of the same book and film when Harry said he could hear voices beyond the veil, and he was backed up by Luna again pretty much straight away. Hermione really should've known better considering she would have read that muggles can't see ghosts but witches and wizards can in her favourite book Hogwarts: A History. There is no excuse for gaslighting.
gaslighting is also intentional! But the feeling of being gaslit is very relevant when shit like this happens.
Another iconic scene missed was with Peeves and McGonagall where he's unscrewing a crystal chandelier when *Professor. Minerva. McGonagall.* catches him and tells him to unscrew it the other way (the right way)!!!!
THE HERMIONE VOICE WAS SO ACCURATE
Also, when I saw this video I thought “now that what I’m talking about chanel while I’m in vacationnnn let’s gooooo”
"I just caught sight of the abomination." That is the best line in the Witch Watches episodes by far.
"He just wanted to look at your mom and find the corpse somewhere" I KNEW SNAPE WAS CREEPY!
EWWW
eww is kinda gross
Snapes just freaky
im confused
@chunkychunkybirdy Snape had a crush on lily, (Harry's mum,) so she was just joking by saying he just wanted to see his mum
I think Dumbledore says “Brian” all sassy because it’s the most normal of his names.
"I love a profiterole, I'm a sucker for some choux pastery. Some tasty choux pastery. Oh, I'm a poet and didn't know it." That entire rant was amazing 👏 Chef's kiss
“You were obi wan you had the high ground “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died
"There's always pudding. Is there not always pudding? Clearly there's pudding, 'cause there's always pudding!" Now that is something I can live by 😂
There's pudding because there's Luna
@nicolasripoll7974 there's Luna bc there's pudding
"that line goes SO HARD" fr like Harry said once
"my father didn't strut,and not do I" when in fact he does in this scene😂
"Give this cow a cough drop!" I love this woman.
"your just as sane as i am" "gReAAatTtT" 🤣🤣🤣the side eye she gave when she said that lmao
This book always pissed me off that Harry just didn't go up stairs and get the mirror communicator he had to talk to Serious directly.
They tend to forget alot of things like the marauder's map and the invisibility cloak in the books.
Which is why Harry is in Gryffindor and not Ravenclaw😂😭
Beeping censor getting longer and longer is one of my favourite comedic resorts, but combined to McGonagall ? That could've killed me ma'am
I am so excited to watch this witch watch. Temu Gonagall is so amazing ❤
You’re too kind Mr Clean 🤗
@@Chanwills0 your response made me laugh
Husband: what’s that long beeping noise?
Me: She’s talking about Umbridge.
Husband: Makes perfect sense 😂
Imelda Staunton just kills this role. 😊
“That’s the only time that lady’s been smoking” I can’t rn girl✋😭
7:45 is when proffeser McGonagall went full savage mode 😂
CHANEL! i was just watching your GOF one lol.. McGonagall really needs a raise, she carried the whole of hogwarts on her back and still had to deal with the tumultuous toad!
It’s so true 😭
@@Chanwills0 literally
7:42
"-NUMBER ONE!"
killed me lmaooooo. Came out the gate ready with that list damn!
This is the moment we have all been waiting for. Gonna give Umbridge a Bibity Bobity Backhand!
YASSS
Yassss
Yasss
@@Annabeth_Chase14 ummmm I love you user name so DAM much (sorry not sorry)
@@Annabeth_Chase14YOUR PROFILE IS DAM AWESOME
13:55 YASSS TEMUGONNIGALLLLLL u ate that uppp
I have no doubt in my mind that Hermione tried to talk them out of the name "Dumbledore's Army"
Maybe that would have been a good idea. How about “Order of the Phoenix 2: Electric Boogaloo” instead?
And yes dear, the ears look darling!
Not according to the books lol
According to the books, Hermione suggested a name. The name was going to be Defence Association but someone else suggested, “what about we name it Dumbledore’s army instead. I mean that’s the ministry’s greatest fear”
@@Fi_the_greek_geek Yup. Hermione and Ginny
Your descriptions of umbridge are almost identical to what my grandad said about her when we read the books when i was a kid! Haha proper cheered me up!
"And by golly did he --- 😰." It definitely was the swivel
“You’re Mrs. Bucket, and I hope you drown in one” was hilarious.
Also thought that was a Call the Midwife reference for a minute but that was Violet Buckle. They do dress pretty similarly though. 😂🩷🌸
6:47 she only stepped down because she wanted to be next to her students
Props for the Hyacinth Bucket reference! This is why I love you
I got an A+ on a paper in school detailing why Umbridge should have been locked up for life with no parole.😂
Imagine your teacher was a harry potter fan lol
Your McGonagall voice is the best I've heard. I never knew I needed McGonagall reacting to Harry Potter movies so badly. This was bloody brilliant ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Every time I watch OotP I wish that McGonagall was just a little less refined and would've backhanded Umbridge out of existence lol. Umbridge was always lucky that McGonagall didn't ever fully let out her inner savage.
Umbridge looks like if a pigmy puff and a toad had a baby and it drank an aging potion
Your beef with umbridge never gets old 😭
That Hermione mimic actually scared me, like what eldritch god did you swallow to absolutely become these character
12:36 *McGonnogal kettle/ dog whine noises * 💀
Not Temugonagall 😂😂😂😂 you're so good at this 😂😂😂
we live for mcgonagall
“Do you know who I am? Albus Percival Wulfric.. BrIAN.. Dumbledore.” 11:08
"Frothing at the gash" im howling!!!!😂😂😂😂
Albus Percival Wulfric 💅✨bRiAn✨💅 dumbly door.👁️👄👁️
bruh I'm so used to watching the parody that I fully expected the Minnie v umbitch showdown on the staircase 😂
Thank you for leaving in all of the 'frothing at the gash' bit. Had me in stitches when you were trying to sound out froth in the right accent ❤️❤️
Thank you for pointing out the age weirdness in the films. Having Harry's parents look middle aged in the Mirror of Erised could be explained as the mirror aging them up to look like they would have if they were still alive, but having them look 40 in photos when they were in their early 20s is just weird.
24:09 lets have a round of applause for Harry 👏👏👏👏
Tell me you have a very specific set of skills isn't threatening, telling me you play chess and watch true crime and suddenly you're talking to a
me shaped puff of smoke like in a cartoon
@29:15 as a major WolfStar person, it always destroys me to see Remus having to hold Harry back from chasing Sirius. Even if you don’t ship it, Remus just lost his last school friend who accepted all of him. 🐺🐕🦺🌈💜
Professor McGonagall deserves an Oscar for putting up with Jaba the hut. I love your videos and TikTok’s they are amazing ❤
21:45 that big smile... She knows what's happening !😂
you probably already know this, but when sirius dies and harry screams in silence, turns out daniel Radciffs grand-father had died that day, and his cries of anguish and loss were so hard to hear they chose to mute it.
@@notimportant2508 pretty sure it was his grandma? But yeah, that’s why people roasted me for joking about it in my parodies. I told them gtfo, I’m gonna joke about everything including the mute. Ain’t my fault you were raised soft 💀😂
@@Chanwills0 graandma?? I'll take your word for it, mine died yesterday, so probably remembered it wrong cause of that.
i LOVE watching these, they are so entertaining! i agree that they should have added the scene where McGonagall gets hit by "FOUR stunning spells, when SEVEN takes out a dragon 🐲."
“kUUkuUkUuKuKuKujKkkUuUuUuUuuUuu” when Sirius and Harry hugged 😂😂
21:03 look at Free and George. There really showing off there Big Brother vibes. Honestly, there so sweet❤
The best birthday gift I could ask for: A new McGonagall Reacts video. Thank youuuu! 😭
🎂
32:54 albus really said "im an empath 🥺✨️👉👈"
@@andievalentin 😂😂😂
3:35 i got whiplash from how accurate that impression was oh my goodness
i needed to do a second take 😭
7:58 I was convinced she was gonna say, there's nothing good about Umbridge, except the fact that she loved cats. I would consider that the one, single good quality Umbridge had. (though I doubt she actually treats cats well)
Make Umbridges office into a rage room, It’ll be a hit
WE NEED TO HEAR THE UMBRIDGE DISS TRACKS
YES that would be hilarious
This is the movie where Fred and George had a massive glow up 😍😍😍
this also has to be one of, if not my favourite movie in the Harry Potter movies. But overall my third favourite movie ever, my first favourite being, “The Black Phone”. The book was written by Joe hill and the movie was directed by Scott Derrickson and featuring Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Ethan Hawk, Jeremy Davies, E. Roger Mitchell, Troy Rudeseal, James Ransone, Miguel Mora and many more.
First of all, this was perfection, as always.
Second of all, huge thank you for the James Potter nuance-adding commentary!! It's wild to me that people hate on him so much. All the points you made are so spot on, including that we have to be willing to admit that Snape's perspective on James is of course going to be biased! And agreed -- bullying is never ok. But why are we so quick to forgive Snape's (racist, slur-slinging) bullying, and not James's? I absolutely believe it's a combination of our collective love of Alan Rickman (justified) and our buying into the author's own biases that are responsible for all the James hate / Snape forgiveness.
Snape has his moments. Absolutely. I'm not a Snape-hater. But when you look at Snape's character throughout the books -- he, as an adult, continues to mistreat/bully children (Harry, Hermione, Neville) throughout his teaching time. I cannot imagine Lily would have condoned much of his behavior. I can empathize with his character, of course. And I love Alan Rickman five-ever, as some might say ;) But it seems really hypocritical to forgive Snape and come down so hard on James.
Ok. Thank you for indulging my covid-brain-induced rant! Watching this brought me a lot of joy while feeling particularly crummy. You're amazing!
The mrs bucket line had me howling XD "Mrs Bucket, I hope you drown in one" LMAO
This was an absolute riot, I love your McGonagall impression!
And thank you for the disclaimer about Umbridge's actress; it's a sign of her prowess that we dislike the character as much as we do!
Your Professor McGonagall impression is really good and I love Harry Potter as it is one of my favourite sequels
11:00 'Look at me!' he said calmly.
22:42 Ninja Minerva !
"That however will not negate me calling umbridge every name under the sun" - temugonagall best line ever
Or as I like to call it, Harry Potter and the year that *bleeps for 15 seconds straight* lol we love you Chanel!
12:35 Professor Temugonogall is in her mandrake era 🥰🤌✨😂💅
I can't wait for "harry potter and the year that McGonagal wasn't included in Dombledor's plans.
Greetings from Poland ❤️
These videos are super funny. Yesterday, I was cackling at the Goblet of Fire one so hard I couldn't breathe.
Also, your laugh is HILARIOUS!! I love it!!!