history of the entire world, i guess but its clean (No swearing, for schools and teachers! )
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this video is fucking useless if you dont actually censor things properly.
honestly i have no idea why i made this 5 years ago
@@Nuttybartony sup
At this point I'm numb to swearing, so I might as well watch the original 🤠👍
@@Nuttybartony You are the same guy who made "Smash Ultimate Characters and their Criminal Offenses" two years later in 2019.
Nice amount of likes bro
Funny thing is that this one is blocked at my school and not the original-
Lol
In restricted mode,the original is blocked but the same but subtitled isn't
Lol
Lol how
My teacher showed this today
Rip 8 seconds of swearing.
Conner Scott OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND THE ROUNDTABLE SHOUTTED YOU OUT
Conner Scott yah Ima call you out for using a fake channel to promote yours
That feel when you love their channel with 2 videos
I can just see the tear on your face
Conner Scott FUCK now I can't show this to my teacher.
"Hey, can we go to surface now?"
"NO"
"Why?"
"The sun is a deadly lazer"
"Oh alr"
*Exactly 2 seconds later*
"nvm theres a Blaaanket"
"Oh ok then lets go to surface"
bro i love this part
Everyone Has heard this (Probably) And for me It's still good😂
That’s how the meme started
Me: *takes out a pack of gum at school*
The rest of the class: 16:26
the Arabs revolt and Britain helps
This made me laugh, thank you
i find this comment funny cuz it perfectly goes "Communism" at 16:26, is very funny
*our* gum
so true bro
*you can make a religion out of this*
Warling -117 *no, please don't*
Yes please yes
No, dont
Billy Jilly how bout I do anyway?
Eric Fallas No, don't.
"New just got made"
LOL
Zendinna it shoudlve been just got made
so it would kinda like a star just got made
~star dust~
"Now you can buy your way out of hell!" "That's, this whole thing is cam the church, here's 95 reasons why"
I’m scared to blink cause I think I might miss a million years
Stolen comment
The censoring is so smooth it’s like the cursing was never there
how to study for every single history test ever
benjisadickhead true
What do you think im doing watching this?
lol
Untrue unfortunatley ;-;
lack of detail makes it so fucking hard tho, like we currently have the dutch revolt and im supposed to remember that when a king of france dies the entirity of low countries now is in control of austria. somehow. fuck.
History of the Entire World I guess: Christian Server Edition
The Wizardknight but but but, the world is only 6,000 years old reeeeeeeeeee
Zach Dianchrist I'm a Christian and I had no idea people thought that.
The Wizardknight heck
The Wizardknight Frick
The Wizardknight toot toot
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I was thinking I was going to have to edit this entire video to show to my 8th graders, but you already did it! You're magical!!
except for the goddamn between 13 and 14 minutes.
@@PatryceHarris no way you count damn as a swear. It's like saying cra
I showed this to my students and they literally laughed their brains out! Epic video by the way.
This is true. God made the earth.
@@placefeature5329 I personally believe God created evolution and the big bang. The big bang couldn't have happened entirely on it's own, something had to trigger it. The trigger is God, basically. God created science.
This is great to show for in
1. History class
2. Science class
3. *M U S I C CLASS*
1: Art class because this is art
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Taste the *SUN*
ROBOTIK MCPE mfl
ROBOTIK MCPE taste the deadly laser
I was at this part when i read this...
PLasma-Rocket League same wtf
No, praise the sun
Imagine if your teacher actually played this in class?
It still has cuss words in it so they probably would not. If they did then they are stupid and they will get fired.
@@gormaaustriamine puts on swearing stuff sometimes
Cop: You're under arrest.
Me: Wh- What, why?!
Cop: There's literally a corpse on the floor behind you
Me: 3:05
underrated comment
@@cybrgtz thank u but I stole it for likes
@@ianimatebadly3715 damn😔
@@ianimatebadly3715 What is the joke here?
@@cibinthomas4007 what joke-?
Dad: Hey son, let's go to the park!
Me: *NO*
Dad: Why?
Me: *THE SUN IT'S A DEADLY LAZER*
Roblox Review Not anymore, there's a blanket!
SOCIETY!!!!!
You could make a religion
Oh ok.
@@erinong193
No don't
don't change art
Shunoko This don't even changing it, it's just copying it and lazily editing because normies are such pussies
Yeah, I can see the 'swear' words for a split second.
Shunoko the creator isn't changing it you can still view the original
Onii-Chan how can you see swear words
Paulyte K Legalism.
No one:
Me in the shower:
🎶Not any more there's a blanket🎶
Commercials in -3000000000 2:35
Taste the sun has some side effects! 2:43
500 Billion (Or whatever) Years ago: The floor is no longer lava...
2017: The floor is lava
Psycho 500 BILLION?!???!?
The universe is only like 13 billion years. Just sayin
Cristian Babencu the sun is 4.6 billion years old dumbass
the sun is 4.5-4.6 billion years old.the universe is only 13 billion years old.and it takes hundreds of millions of years to form a star.the mw galaxy is 12-13 billion years old.the sun was formed by the solar nebula.
excuse me,the earth is the oldest planet?we havent explored the whole milky way yet. and we havent done any tests on other planets so we dont know that either.
Yo Mama Neither of you found the right thing. The sun is considerably older than all planets since it was around during their formations. Its thought one of the Gas Giants, like Jupiter, is the oldest. Look up Wandering Jupiters.
You could make a religion out of- NO DONT
You could make a religion out of this
kidspartan 1111 you could make. A religion out of this
No dont
Time stamp??
How 'bout I do - anyway.
1:31
That's barely blurred
I just sent this to my old history teacher
I would love to be the weird teacher that shows this kinda stuff in lessons lol
Kaitlin Read I remember my old 7th grade social studies teacher always showed Horrible Histories and other stuff like this in class. I wish this was around when I was in that class.
Kaitlin Read my 9th grade history teacher showed the class this video, with the cursing
army?
Yep! x
Kaitlin Read yay :)
When you’re playing the google dinosaur game but the WiFi comes back on:
3:51
XDdD de dDDD
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Ngl I wheezed xD
BRUH IM DYING
Also because .... T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R
I wonder how teachers gonna react to
“Hey can we go on land”
“NO”
“Why?”
“The sun is a deadly lazer”
It’s spelt like “Laser”, not “Lazer”
I remember my 7th grade history teacher playing this at the end of the year. It was awesome
One frame of "fuck it" at 4:24
K
Lucas Wills it also said "crazy shit" somewhere I'm too lazy to find time
At 6:52 it's says will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants. It's not bad but school are sensitive so whatever.
Lemonade Bear he did give them 500 elephants
Lucas Wills i
Going to try and show this in my school toy humanities teacher
Bryan Allen awesome man!
me too man
King J good luck fam
How would this humiliate them?
Echo where did you see humiliate lol
"Potato why did you stop blinking you're crying"
"If I blink I might miss a few couple hundred years:("
When you need to have a project for school about the planet earth but have no time to do it yourself:
I feel like the "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Seljuk turks" is a highly underrated part of this video.
Alice Red That's literally my second favorite part after the intermission :)
I love the Aaa
Aah! Said the byzantine empire
Time stamp?
It's as bayrakları
I watched this just to make sure the editor didn't edit any vulgarity in, just because I figured this video would be used to troll a clueless teacher
Well shoot,I found one frame in the video that said shit,
Tortle The Turtle
They also said "Let's rape Africa"
They also said "Let's rape Africa"
Yeah I tried my best!
The censorship is so clean. I feels like its just part of the video.
I love my social studies teacher. He showed us this video. Coolest teacher in the whole school.
Teacher still wouldn't let me show this cause there were still 'hidden' swears. I'm sad
ShannonOcelot where
Ernie Gang 1:38
Lol we watched stranger things in math last year
xXPookxX RBLX g
Bowserfighter5000 wow, you're lucky. I wish my teachers were that nice.
I love reading these comments that complain that there's still swearing you can hear and see.
*SPOILERS*
It's a meme channel.
kevin lanchipa I
kevin lanchipa Memes are cancer.
So?
kevin lanchipa m
Meme God So he fucks with people and wants them to show it to their class not knowing that there is swearing in it.
God, people are so retarded.
Taught me more than my history teacher could teach me in a years
This is genuinely the best video on YT - I think I’m gonna download it before the world forgets its best history and the government bans it for some guy who made a religion out of this
Perfect for my Christian mine craft server
Stuffz NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
This is perfect for my Christian ROBLOX server.
Stuffz well in the bigining it teaches evolution
Jonathan Larimore after my previous reply I thought that!
Isaac Holden lol
Anybody realized Bill never unpaused the universe making?
wOW
He did, actually, when he illustrated what time is.
Uh oh
Uhm
I wanna like this comment but it’s at 420 and I don’t wanna ruin it
remembering the time I showed this to my classmates and everyone loved it and referenced it for weeks
this is not the first time watching this.... this is my favorite youtube video
.... anyones else...?
*T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*
edit: thank you for all the likes ❤️
Not any more T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T
: D * NOT ANYMORE THERE'S A BLANKET *
But it died in a tornado.
: D yes it is
: D But it died in another tornado
this is actually not censored well at all
Such Commentation tbh that’s true
Ik I got detention bc my teacher played it
A little bit
He's saying that the video was not censored well, not that it isn't appropriate for his age
exactly good example of a person
This helped me get a B on my world history final
11:54 is... amazing
4:10 plz give a gneeurshk if gneeuurshk
@Hibiird :D ????
also likes*
Gneurshk
gneurshk!
@Hibiird :D actually it is like
I hate how schools say no swearing there just words
*They're
Clorox Bleach Words have meanings.
ikr
Getting tired of it? Hire a samurai!
Clorox Bleach me too!!!
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
So, at 11:09 in the video, there's this mention about Japan being so hooked on art that the military might have to take over the government in the year 1192. It's actually pretty mind-blowing. When they say "Government" here, they mean the Emperor, who's like the symbol of Japan. Yeah, they had to go up against the Emperor. Why, you ask? Well, when rice farming kicked off, there were land disputes, giving birth to samurais and warriors. The art of crafting the Japanese sword also peaked during this time, making these warriors insanely powerful. And get this, the samurais actually went head-to-head with the Emperor (the political big shot), and guess what? The samurais won! That epic showdown marked the beginning of the Warring States period, a crazy era of battles. Can you believe the Emperor was in the battlefield?
But what's really cool about this video is how it nails the key points. On my channel, I dish out Japanese history from a Japanese perspective in English, so give it a look if you're interested. Cheers!☺
In my school, hell and damn aren't even curse words. Also, we're allowed to watch stuff with a few curse words.. I'm guessing this is for young kids? Even so, it's not well censored.
virtual shelf my school is religious so I got told off for just saying dam 😂
virtual shelf its a meme channel
virtual shelf if it is for young children, they probably don't understand most of the terminology
virtual shelf no it's for my mom
virtual shelf not everything revolves around you, not all schools are like yours
Poor editing. Some swears are still visible, so this is still non-presentable in schools or with iffy people.
yeah but who gives a fuck about swearing
nick deyoda my mom and school sadly :(
Well I honestly fucking don't but, this video basically failed its own purpose is what I'm saying.
Sapphire Shard there's a better one if you look around
Sapphire Shard the censorship is stupid and pointless any way
1:36 "Brand new, way crazier ✨s p a c e d u s t✨"
Floor: *exists*
Pewds: We can make a religion out of this...
No Don't
Commercial: Tired of living in the bottom of the ocean?
SpongeBob: oh yes!!!
Commercial: Now you can eat sunlight!!!
"Taste the sun"
Taste the S U U U U U U N
Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food
Jingle: *Taste the S U N N N*
Ethan cho u mean Ariel from the little mermaid
169...
69
N I C E
"Shit"
"Fuck it"
"Fuck you obey the law"
"That's bullshit"
"Damn"
"(Flickfinger)"
Vincent Lumpas 😂
Vincent Lumpas is that what he missed?
yeah he missed a lot
He also missed the line about sugar being "so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery".
Vincent Lumpas also hell
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@@only_gamesense ARE U GOING TO?!?? OR DID YOU
Nope
03:02 When someone ask you why u prefer winter over summer
Hell is argueably not a swear word(depends) but rape isn't a swear word, it is an unpleasant word but it isn't a cuss or swear, the rape of Africa was the actual event name, as was the rape of Nanking, so thereby it is historically inaccurate to censor this
KNIGHT OF ENDOR and he didn't cancer smoking crack
Joey T the hell that even mean
KNIGHT OF ENDOR I wasn't aloud to say Hell when I was a 15 even in Church, (unless I was told to read a passage that included that word)
KNIGHT OF ENDOR rape isn't swearing, it's a problem that happens. It could be offensive like 9/11 but it happened so why can't we talk about it?
Heather Chandler I was allowed since age 5.
I told my teacher to play this and she did
How did it go?
Dylan Wormuth bad
Brain XP wow
Absolute madman
Isn't it summer vacation doe?!
“Oops China just broke”
Hello, random person coming back to this during quarantine
Police- Sir, we believe there is a dead body in the car with you.
Me- 3:05
What the actual fuck dude
I get it
One of the best comments out there.
😂😂
i just choked on my spit
4:12 everything was good until then
Haha
Femenist
@@Set_Tings2900 damn my bad 😓😓
@@opacit.e5186 ????????
Lucky Grenade I don't like him either but America
won World War 2 for everyone so...
what school teaches us: weak doge
what oversimplified teaches us: strong doge
what bill wurtz teaches us: GOD DOGE
"actually never (now) nothing is nowhere."
M A K E S S E N S E R I G H T
Learnt more in 20 mins than in my entire school time. lol
Ken yXl same
TheYuccaPlant Learnt is not wrong. I looked it up. XD
My bad, didn't read the sentence right
TheYuccaPlant No problem. ;)
yatagarasuable Ooookeeeyyy.....?
my english teacher shown us the original for some reason, whit a ''complete the blanks'' test while watching
English teacher?
Nah, it would be a be a World History teacher trying to teach the basics.
Fill in the blank: "Bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION and make some brand new way crazier ______."
Robert Blanchard thing inventors
Robert Blanchard SPACE DUSTTTT
Mum: There, food.
Me: Can I be in a different house
Mum: Ok. -Build a small house
Me: Why is yours bigger?!
Mum: I own the food >:3
The inaccuracy and overall presentation of the 10 commandments as a rule list from your boss at work is actually killing me😂😭
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
~Not anymore there's a blanket~
Pffffffttt we watched the un-clean version in my class
TheWalkersAreEvolving lol wtf
Lucky
You-😎 Me-😲 Others-🤯 Other others-🤷♀️
Wow bad teacher
Lol same
“It’s the *CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION,*”
That was holy,
Or just appreciate that history itself wasn't uncensored, ask the class are they comfortable heading a bad word or two, and play Bill's version so he might make some money for his incredible talent.
"Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off
wow you could make a reli- *no don't*
If I was a history teacher(which, pfffffft, no. I'm terrible at history), I would play this every day to my students even if they got sick of it. By the end of the year they could quote it like a poetry teacher quotes shakespeare.
I think the effect would be cooler to show this at the start when everyone knows nothing, and then in the end again when you know all the details and the connections.
Yes
@@mauer1
you show it once at the beginning of the year. your students think you're pretty cool but they think the video is a complete joke. they learn stuff over the year, you let them watch the video again and they realize that it was all connected
@@bruhsauce644 exactly.
even if they got sick of it?
This is the most informative meme ever
the funny thing is that nothing has changed if it’s clean or not
"brand new way crazier SPACE DUST"
this is pretty badly edited. there are times you can still hear and see certain swear words.
ArisaArtisan true
ArisaArtisan
@Don yep that's my name
@Four4y2wo Lives
sometimes ya just gotta leave good content as is and hope you have a super chill teacher lmao
Four4y2wo Lives how to fix that "new stuff just got made"
Thank you for this edit
No swearing. Schools approve.
I'll starve myself till death if the Brtish don't leave.
*Wait that worked?*
I read this as your profile pictures voice
Obi-Wan Kenobi
1-Haha
2-Thanks for replying to this comment, I didn't even know it had this many likes.
You're welcome congratulations on getting so many likes proud to be one of them
LOL
Uncle Bob lol
Police: There's a dead body in your trunk
Me: 3:05
O
Police: ummmmmm ok?
Love me some dark humor
Not any more theres a blanket
4
Shout out to my middle school history teacher that showed this to us, you were a legend Mr. McNamee
7:20 *r u d e* f *word
tbh, there was no point censoring the word rape in this cuz apparently it was historically called 'the rape of Africa'
I wonder if primary sources called it that or the political correctness police tried to get us to stop calling it that.
And rape isn't even a swear word or even a considered bad word
they censored it because this video is APParently good for schools. many schools (especially grade schools) would not allow some thing like that. anyways they missed a ton of swear words anyways so it does not really matter
Thank you so much for this! I'm going to miss the "Damn, said Amsterdam" joke if my teachers decide to show this on class, though
Daniela Harumi yeah that was a good one!
Nuttybartony hey, you left some hells and bullshits and shit in there...
Why did you even remove it?
I don't remember that line...
Is "damn" a swear word now? wat
Has anyone ever realized on a flat map Antarctica literally looks like a chunky stick like something you would find on the ground type stick.
Does anyone agree? Like if you agree dislike if you disagree.
I love how ironically accurate the: "Don't worry about Rome, It won't fall..!"
I counted 17 cuss words even if they are frame-perfect.
"let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how." 😂
@Jay Mappur ok Boomer
@Jay Mappur ...Ok...
Time??
@@hiiijuliaa 19:04
You can make a religi-
I submitted this to my class and got an a+ lmao
Mom: Tells me to go outside cuz it's sunny
Me: No!
Mom why not
Me: The Sun is a deadly lazer
*The sun is a*
*DEADLY LAZER*
So?
🎶not anymore, there’s a blanket!🎶
Superstar Candy 🎵🎶*taste the suuunnnn*🎶🎵
Taste the Sun
Superstar Candy lol
But you didn't even censor it, you just cut around the swear words so if anything it's even more useless for schools.
+krilinc__swoopy What?
Semi-Sweet Edits my school doesn't care about cuss words, they just leave them in.
+EternallyGrateful Then this video wouldn't even be relevant to them anyway.
Cool fact: let them eat cake was actually something a journalist thought Marie Antoinnette would say, she never really said it