Thunder Show: Experience vs youth
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- čas přidán 27. 10. 2016
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Invisible scorpion • War Thunder M56-Scorpion
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Experience vs youth • War Thunder Fail - The...
Years after • War Thunder - Спустя годы
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The scorpion looks so small and vulnerable, the Tigers mistook it for a Russian tractor.
Yeah , they was like, ya these must be the Russian farmers tractors that was laid waste by ze artillary.
Lol
ZE General then they would have crushed the Russian tractor...
Lol perhaps, good luck on your comment btw:) You are right, we'll see who will win, they always do surprise us.
ZE General thanks! Yes that is how they do it
He-123: " HEY WYVERN!"
Wyvern: " WHAT. I AM TRYING TO SHOOT YOU DOWN!"
He-123: " You know what happens if a Henschel bombs a tank?"
Wyvern: " THE TANK DIES!"
He-123: " What happens if a Henschel bombs a tank while you are flying low?"
Wyvern: " I and the tank would die. ANY LAST WISHES?"
He-123: " Kind of. Watch your altitude. See that tank?"
Wyvern: " YES!"
He-123: " See my payload?"
Wyvern: " YES! Wait wut? WHA-!?"
*KABOOOOM!!!...*
Damned Jerry it's perfect
Damned Jerry lel
Uhhhh
lol
Damned Jerry eh
ASU-57: What's with the whistling ?
Hellcat: What whistling ?
sad you commented so late, I think this was good, but you might still get it
Hey someone told me that they are throwing candies at A, , for Halloween!
Wait a momment, those are not candies....
"Commander, we of enemy tanks a few meters away from us!" "Quiet and still, so they think they're imagining things"
The most original: someone comes into the city, hello ?, someone present? I'm lost!
In today's episode of "War Thunder's Greatest Players"- An american tank hides in plain sight, players in lightly armored vehicles huddle around explosives, and a biplane teaches some post-war vehicles the basics of a bomb.
I'm early need a funny comment
What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady but we will never know because he can't stand up.
k
shutup..
so creative... I haven't read this in at least 20 seconds
Enrique Jhon You know that stephen hawking is slowly losing ALL of his muscles?
He couldn't even wave, if he wants to talk, a computer tracks his eye-movement to slowly put together words.
Declan Healy this is brutal..
Little did that T-54 and Wyvern know, those Hs 123 bombs were filled with some grade-A german grown potatoes.
Loader: Sir, th-those are Tiger II's
Commander: Just smile and wave private, smile and wave.
PhlyDaily would get those Eagles, If it wasn't because he have so many already.
"Hey look they are setting off fireworks for us as we capture this point." Says one of the many unsuspecting crew men. Famous last words
4:19 After the reign of chaos caused by the Tu4 and Pe-8 is finally over. Noone returned to collect silver lions from the fallen enemies, All that is left... Is the ashes of the Russian Bias in the air...
damn dude XD
You should win!
LibertyOfDoom I didn't! Well, off to Gulag with me!
T54 and Wyvern: "Punny biplane can't hurt us!"
Hs-123: "Boom shakalaka!!"
Gaijin entertainment presents: Our players getting: Lucky, Destroyed or our personal favourite, Humiliated!
XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
the scorpion could not wait for the Japanese tanks so he had to be an American ninja
Love the new music for the show, adds a great feel to it!
I love this show. Don't stop making it!!
At the *_light-armored vehicles_*_ club_:
*Zis-12*: Should we duck and cover?
*M18*: Nah...
The artillery is never that accurate anyway...
*ASU-57*: Um... guys?
_RUN!!_
The club was disbanded.
Loving the new intro man, Keep it up!
Thank you guys :D
Two pilots, both alike in dignity,
Flying over a forest, where we lay our scene,
From wartime grudge break to new mutiny,
Where military ammunition makes military aircraft unclean,
From forth the fatal explosives of one biplane pilot,
A pair of pilots lose their life,
Whose misadventured pitious overthrows,
Doth with their death, increase their squadrons strife.
When you hear "incoming artillery fire" and you are just sitting there hoping the odds will be in your favour
Scorpion gunner from first video :
Ha! Ha! 4 or 5 kills? I didn't count!
Backuped Tiger II crew :
Zur Hölle nein! - Oh hell no!
Love this show!
"If we don't know what we are doing, the enemy certainly can't anticipate our future actions!" - Anonymous US soldier in WW2
Hiding right in front of the enemy on a clear road is one of those things
What is more shameful when driving a t54 getting bombed by a Biplane? Being Recorded by the killer and being watched it in thundershow
first tank: come on, your first.
second tank: oh thanks.
Spg: hello boys !!!!!!!!!!!! it´s my turn!
that last video still gives me cold chills. A true masterpiece
scorpion grabs his balance stick
That soviet tank must have been at first like "ahhh, run!!!" but after the biplane was destroyed he was " in you face, totally worth it, LOL"
Happy 4th Birthday War Thunder. I came for the 109s, loved the 190s and learned to respect T34s. Good Luck with the boats and keep up the good work.
HE-123 pilot "i may be old i may be slow i may be out-gunned but get in my way your all gonna get knocked into place and if im going down your all going down with me!"
Invisible Scopion-
"HANS, What is that lump of metal."
Hans-"Nothing don't mind it"
Scorpion-MERICA.
And here, we see the majestic scorpion blend in with it's environment. It waits for it's pray to pass by. Then it attacks the tiger and enjoys it's dinner
British pilot: a German biplane, easy money!
bombs go off:
My tea!!!!!!!
"You may be young like a spring chicken, graduating, and ready to take-on the world, but I will always be the Big Man On Campus" *said the man so tubby you couldn't distinguish him from Happy Man* ~ Bob Webber
That Henschel was like: DAMN KIDS NOWADAYS..
Sepulcher1000 there giving a sneak peak at the trailer for Gaijin's next game; Fallout; New Thunder
scorpion was like... enemy ahead. FIREEE..(second tiger pulls out) shush shushhshshshshshsh... if u touch that trigger again ... ill.. ill.... wat is going on?
Great
And cool
here is a good video that shows that a sting from a scorpion is very deadly
doesn't show it's likeliness to kill itself though
"Hey, Bob, how is that Tiger not seeing us?". -"Quiet, It's vision is based on movement!"
*Gets shot down* "Check you're oil pressure!!" "How can I do that when im about to slam into the ground?"
Scorpion driver: "Sir! A whole column of german tanks!"
Scorpion Commander: "don't worry friend, activate cloaking device!"
3:15 who said Stukas have all the fun
USSChicago1943 hahaha
Only form of fun I got from the Stuka is when I have the 20 mm gunpods or that time I shot down a PE-8 following me back to base with my twin 7.92 gunner.
I wish that my Stuka Skills actually existed. ;(
that scorpion spg sneaking into the german spawn sounds just like when a real scorpion sneaks into your sleeping bag
i appreciate you
I am simple man I see warthunder notification I press watch
LoL those tigers must have been like. : "hmm, was that artillery piece decoration there before?"
M56 crew : *laughs like muttley the dog*
Scorpion crew :Driver : enemy tank coming !!!Commander : just shut up,they don't know we are hereGunner : stupid enemy
1:32 Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, OH NO, they are SHELLING again!
I really liked the last video, it made me think.
Here we see the scorpion in it's natural habitat. Waiting for it's prey to drive past and waiting for the right moment to strike.
We never realise the destruction we leave until there's no more action
They ain't capping, they are simply playing catch the artillery shells with their open tops
the war may be over but War Thunder sure isn't
I should've known Rommel always makes it a movie XD good job m8
That last tank on suppresed point be like : "I'LL CATCH IT! I'LL CA-"
You know ... I used to try to comment to get a free 1000 golden eagles but now I just given up.
Ronin Pojedinec Good for you
Than why did you comment?
Ronin Pojedinec i have 36 eagles sooo
Brecken Helsley 36? Lol
Core Scrappy yeah... its sad
@WarThunder - i have an amazing Po-2 video - it is literally a wingbreaker.
The Problem is: the "battle" takes 10 mins and not your 3 mins and also i have no propper video music like in thunder show.
What to do? Pls help!
Should I cut it or do you cut out the most interesting parts yourself for a short movie?
we will all die in the end but Gaijin will still live on through us all.
Happy Birthday Gaijin.
biplane pilots mind "If I can't get you out of my 6th you and your comerade will come to hell with me"
T32: Hey buddy, i see you have your potato gun!
BT-5: I have no potato, you have potato XLL-you need to down size to XL
T32: Why u say that -.-
Bt-5: you to big to shoot
T-95 rolls up - commander pops his head out of the hatch.
"Okay guys! We're... hey, where'd everybody go?"
when you are out-gunned, it is always a good option to use your bombs as a last-minute resource
the scorpion's crew must have been singing that katy perry's song chorus: "boom (panther tank explodes) boom (Tiger II explodes) boom (another Tiger II explodes)"
Tank: we need an artillery strike at the cap zone!
Artillery: Roger that! Artillery fire!
AAA1: Im far enough away from the strike.
AAA2: Artillery Strike incoming! Run!
ASU-57: Artillery strike? I have enough armor for that.
M18: Pish! Artillery strikes are never accurate!
*Artillery Strike*
Ground Units Destroyed x4
Tank: Stolen "Seekret Dukuments" are the best!
It's a point that a big tiger can't see or didn't pay more attention on a small scorpion ,he think that "A scorpion can't Run away my hunger" .
The crew of the M56 were actually Vietnam Veterans, and hence were experienced at hiding from passing Enemy units
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor Wyverns can stop the Postal Service from delivering.
So the most original video that they could find, is a series of cinematic shots with eerie background music.
love the new intro
(All in a weird Australian accent) 0:40 and here we have a some Tiger II Ps driving by in their natural habitat. The scorpion, the hunter, waits patiently to deliver its deadly sting. As more drive by the scorpion, it waits for the proper moment. Then after most of its prey have stopped moving the scorpion strikes with its 90 mm stinger and picks off each cat with its deadly sting.
Looks like the crews of that scorpion will become the stunt doubles for the reboot of American Ninja
0:50 The scorpion commander is like harrison ford in Jurassic park: They can't see us if We don't move
Scorpion: Fight like a mouse and you will eat for a day, fight like a cat and you will eat for a lifetime
That scorpion was thinking somewhere along the lines of "F***" and "This is going on thunder show"
ASU-57/ oh boy lets cap this point
*Sees artillery imbound flashing*
ASU-57/ MOTHER OF GOD! RUN!
That He-123 had the right idea, "Sometimes, the old ways are the best."
on most original:
"Where shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won"
- William Shakespeare (Macbeth)
EatonOfSweetbush
The golden rule of stealth: do not move and you will never be seen.
Deep in the heart of war torn Berlin, even though the fighting has stopped, it has been left abandoned. Until YOU arrive, and you hear the last thing you will ever hear: A Nu Cheeki Breeki If Damke
T-54: "What is this? Ahahahaha, you think this tiny plane can defeat my stalinium? Comrades, to arms!"Wyvern: "Locking on target sir... You call me out to kill this price of scrap?"He-51: "For the fatherland!" Drops bombs...T-54: "oh yes... Bias time." 2 seconds later. BOOM! "Oh no.....Stalin! Why have you left me?!"Wyvern: "Take my fish and chips you bastard!" BOOM! "Nigile! You dropped you tea again!"He-51: "Victory for the fatherland.."
"Cloak engaged" -the panters didn't see that one coming!
That M-56 looked like a ZIS-30 so they left it alone as to not disturbed the sleeping giant gun tank.
He-123: happy Halloween!!! Chick or bomb!
Wyvern: but it's not Halloween
He-123: never mind
Looks like america's been training a ninja army unit, now I understand the existence of "America's Next Ninja Warrior"
T54: You were supposed to kill him! Wyvern: Well Sorry that I was drinking my tea!
The sly desert American scorpion carefully sits in position, waiting. The tail of the scorpion can sting and even take down the mightiest of the German Cats.
M56 Gunner : Hey John..? Are you sure we're gonna be fine here? Commander : We should be alright. I slipped a can of Coca Cola into their beer yesterday.
0:34 "Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?"
nice I love you
The Scorpion crew: Oh no! Run!
Scorpion Commander: Don't...move...a muscle. Their vision is based on movement
happy b day war thunder!
Bots in the game are like stormtroopers, they always miss.
The most epic: Looks like those two got a blast from the past. :V
lesson learned: always look for scorpions when you go for a walk
Sneeki Breeki Murica Tonk hiding in plain sight.
T-54 crew and Wyvern pilot looking at the burning tank.
Pilot: Lets never speak of this again.
T-54 crew: Agreed.