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  • Welcome to Thunder Show, a weekly project of which you can be a part of! New episodes every Friday!
    Please send your videos to ThunderShow@Gaijin.ru
    In this episode:
    Deadly splashdown • War Thunder | BV238 At...
    Binocular threat • When your friend forge...
    Unconventional warfare • Fragmovie | War Thunde...
    Rank This • БТ-5 охотник за 5-м ра...
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Komentáře • 851

  • @jorgekeys1337
    @jorgekeys1337 Před 7 lety +107

    Boat First Mate: "Captain, that boat headed straight for us has 6 propellers, that aren't even in the water!"
    Captain: "Dear god, that's no boat!"

  • @scarecrow443
    @scarecrow443 Před 7 lety +242

    can we appreciate the mind of this commentator? he has some of the best comments for videos, not to mention that he can do voice impressions too.

  • @Hart501
    @Hart501 Před 7 lety +42

    BT-5... Battles tier five.. It all makes sense now!

  • @giannisg3387
    @giannisg3387 Před 7 lety +97

    Who cares about ranks and br when you have Stalin's glorious and almighty Bt 5.

    • @qualitycontentchannel4443
    • @damitchladdboi7564
      @damitchladdboi7564 Před 7 lety

      +Freddy jeddy hi

    • @LubieOwnic
      @LubieOwnic Před 7 lety

      hi

    • @SougoUltimateSadist
      @SougoUltimateSadist Před 7 lety +1

      sadly that would been impossible with any other nation if they tryed this against soviet tanks, since thay would have all around armor impenatrable to Reseve tanks, and high tier USA,GER, BR all have no armor (20~40mm )))) while RU tanks all around 80mm+

    • @connorday9639
      @connorday9639 Před 7 lety

      Lyrica Prismriver lol

  • @pap3809
    @pap3809 Před 7 lety +107

    BV 238 is not only a Gunship, but a Gun-ship

  • @dbzshadow1440
    @dbzshadow1440 Před 7 lety +39

    Momma said life was like the War Thunder BR ranking system in battles, you never know what you're gonna get.

    • @Elijah.Goodwin
      @Elijah.Goodwin Před 7 lety

      And a box of chocolates

    • @4chins463
      @4chins463 Před 7 lety

      OMG i legit just watched THAT EXACT scene from forrest gump....a am seriously not lying, wtf im kinda scared now

  • @emerald1541
    @emerald1541 Před 7 lety +58

    Look hans! if the commander tries to shoot with his binoculars, he can see further! And he tells the gunner when to shoot! look!
    Commander : a bit to the left fritz! aaand, FIRE! Okay load another one... A bit more to the left!
    Gunner: but commander,
    Commander: Shht! i'm concentrating, to the left!
    Gunner: but COMMANDER!!
    Commander: SHOOT!
    Gunner: COMMANDER!
    Commander: I DON'T CARE FRITZ! SHOOT
    Gunner: Okay... *fires into friendly*
    Commander, why didn't the shell go?
    Allie tank: WE'RE ON FIRE!!
    Commander: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!

  • @clevernamegotban1752
    @clevernamegotban1752 Před 7 lety +44

    Ivan and dimtri in the bt5 hit -88mph and went back to the future

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 7 lety +1

      The True Gamerz Dynamite Da, I go to future.

  • @MrBrown78
    @MrBrown78 Před 7 lety +11

    Bv pilot: engines gone we are going down!
    Crew:NEEEEIIN
    Pilot: brase for se impact!
    Co pilot: initiate bv battle boat protocol!

  • @michaelberry2360
    @michaelberry2360 Před 7 lety +30

    The BT-5 must have a trophy room full of Rank doesn't matter xD

    • @The_RoboDoc
      @The_RoboDoc Před 7 lety +5

      ... it's BT-5 but ;D

    • @michaelberry2360
      @michaelberry2360 Před 7 lety

      oops sorry, thanks i fixed it!

    • @CrazyBader
      @CrazyBader Před 7 lety

      The BR range would actually give Godmode if i remember

    • @michaelberry2360
      @michaelberry2360 Před 7 lety

      steel not in those matches i dont think

    • @kurttank1514
      @kurttank1514 Před 7 lety

      Yeah, Rank Doesn't Matter is if the vehicle is 1.0 BR higher. Godmode is only if the difference is higher.

  • @ariansedej4535
    @ariansedej4535 Před 7 lety +24

    The little BT-5 is the David vs the Goliath

  • @tobiassczakiel5589
    @tobiassczakiel5589 Před 7 lety +17

    Tiger I Crew:
    Commander: "Hans! Enemy Tanks use their Main Gun to destroy our Planes!"
    Gunner: "And now? What am I supposed to do?"
    Commander: "Better get this 8.8cm AA-Gun to work and shoot some planes!"
    Gunner: "This is a Tank."
    Commander: " And this is a AA-Gun, questions?"
    Gunner: "No."

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 Před 7 lety +2

      Well, to be fair the gun on the Tiger 1 isn't an AA gun
      it's devloped from one, but it isn't one

    • @seankaneshiro2032
      @seankaneshiro2032 Před 7 lety +3

      that didnt stop otto carius XD

    • @connorday9639
      @connorday9639 Před 7 lety +1

      Tobias Sczakiel lop

    • @br076ett8
      @br076ett8 Před 7 lety

      i think you need a flying kv2

  • @jaek_898
    @jaek_898 Před 7 lety +20

    "War thunder naval forces announced"
    "Ja! Ze German flying boat vill be ze naval forces!"
    No. We're talking about small ships, like patrol boats.
    "Look! I AM ZE BOAT! See?!"

  • @acaampoos
    @acaampoos Před 7 lety +40

    The BT-5 cant destroy tanks problably 20 or 30 more modern than us.
    Tank commander: Hold my vodka bottle!

  • @thehunter5475
    @thehunter5475 Před 7 lety +13

    "ivan are you sure we are in good battle?"
    "do you not trust in judgement of comrade stalin chekov?"

  • @omnicognatee
    @omnicognatee Před 7 lety +14

    Chieftain driver: "What just hit us??"
    Commander: "I think... it was a BT-5?"
    Driver: "Alright friend, enough tea for you..."
    *meanwhile in the second leopard 1*
    "WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABY TANKS TO FIGHT?"

  • @johnmoore9588
    @johnmoore9588 Před 7 lety +27

    Note to self: to win Thunder Show, change your in-game language to Russian

    • @newchannelfreerangelemon3856
      @newchannelfreerangelemon3856 Před 7 lety +5

      Yeah bro thats what I did lel I used google translate to switch my submission to russian and what do ya know? lel

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 Před 7 lety +6

    Sargeant: Miller! land the BV238 on the water! LETS SUNK SOME KRAUTS
    Miller(pilot): Sir, this is a bad idea! we are in a bomber!
    Sargeant(Jackson):WE ARE NO BOMBER! WE ARE THE SUPREME PT BOAT! Oh and try not to open the bomb doors while landing cuz there are no submarines in the game yet.

  • @comrade1918
    @comrade1918 Před 7 lety +5

    When I joined the ranks, I wanted to become battleship captain, but they just laughed at me and gave me this BW 238. Whos laughing now Günther Lütjens?

    • @comrade1918
      @comrade1918 Před 7 lety +1

      Günther was Kriegsmarin e admiral if I remember correcly

  • @kylekrum8804
    @kylekrum8804 Před 7 lety +4

    Ivan: Sir were surrounded we've only got a bt5
    Commander: hold my vodka, it's time unleash Russian bias.

  • @leofrostbite5713
    @leofrostbite5713 Před 7 lety +1

    German float plan lands, copilot shouts to gunner "Hey hans I bet u can't destroy those boats" gunner grunts and says "hold my beer boot"

  • @PJthePJ
    @PJthePJ Před 7 lety +5

    The BT-5 or The Biased Terminator-5 coming to a tier5 match near you

  • @ThumperMinerUnion
    @ThumperMinerUnion Před 7 lety +1

    0:45 (Call of Duty Memories)
    Commander: TAKE OUT THOSE PT BOATS!

  • @kernoin
    @kernoin Před 7 lety +1

    "Wilhelm, All of our left engines are out!"
    "No worries, we are called a gunship for a reason."
    "Herr?"
    "We are no longer part of the Luftwaffe, Soldaten."
    "We're going down into the water, Herr!"
    "I know."

  • @SilverBud
    @SilverBud Před 7 lety +25

    It's funny. Most of the tanks where Russian. Russian Bias maybe?

    • @alexv.d.h.7331
      @alexv.d.h.7331 Před 7 lety +1

      its just because most of the players play russian tanks.

    • @Subha95
      @Subha95 Před 7 lety +2

      just because it's a Russian game

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 Před 7 lety +5

      Just because you suck doesn't mean there's russian bias

    • @allanburchfield3695
      @allanburchfield3695 Před 7 lety

      I highly doubt a russian would play anything but russia so no not bias.

    • @Muiz956
      @Muiz956 Před 7 lety

      most russians play USA from what ive seen

  • @tafariyoung1729
    @tafariyoung1729 Před 7 lety +1

    Dimitri: I bet you can't kill that leopard Ivan: hold my vodka

  • @MrBrown78
    @MrBrown78 Před 7 lety +7

    Wow gaijin hid the preview of war thunder ships in one plane! Amazing

    • @newchannelfreerangelemon3856
      @newchannelfreerangelemon3856 Před 7 lety

      yep, I agree, the BV238 is gut to me :D

    • @MrBrown78
      @MrBrown78 Před 7 lety

      AlexanderConklin lol

    • @newchannelfreerangelemon3856
      @newchannelfreerangelemon3856 Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah I mean its like a GE machine OOOHHHHH I just realized that my reward pays off the bv238! woohoo! Sry dont mean to brag just I am still eally excited about being in that vid ya know?

    • @MrBrown78
      @MrBrown78 Před 7 lety

      ya np

  • @pyroplayer2869
    @pyroplayer2869 Před 7 lety +1

    Loader:"URI WHAT ARE YOU DOING ATTACKING AN M551 WITH A BT-5"
    Gunner:"This is sekrit BT-5 it goes on vodka and fires potatoes"

  • @AchVap
    @AchVap Před 7 lety +1

    In America, you submit videos to Thunder Show. In Soviet Russia, Thunder Show submits videos of you

  • @seel6438
    @seel6438 Před 7 lety +1

    Like most players, the BV238 pilot was preparing for naval battles, only this time he went hardcore.

  • @vojtechsrom3327
    @vojtechsrom3327 Před 7 lety +1

    he snipes across the whole map, and manages to TEAMKILL a SMALLEST tank that is stupid enough to drive in front of him and the worst of it, HE DIDNT KILL THE SHERMAN!

  • @swayingGrass
    @swayingGrass Před 7 lety +7

    They say tu-4 is a gun ship. please, bv238 just became a battle ship!

  • @adambuzza4647
    @adambuzza4647 Před 7 lety +1

    Thunderwatch: Play of the game - Sugrob as BT-5 : "Rank This" (in the background) "double kill, triple-quadr-pentuple-sextuple kill-team kill"

  • @Levi-er7ib
    @Levi-er7ib Před 7 lety +3

    4:15 - 6:30
    "Comrade tank commander! Leopard spotted! We need to retreat!
    "Worry not Ivan, we are in te Bt7, built with te finest titanium alloy from our beautiful motherland and armed with te finest anti tank gun of te war! Only a fool would seek to challenge us!"

  • @RandoM-vw3ty
    @RandoM-vw3ty Před 7 lety +2

    Panzer IV driver: I didn't like those ASU's anyway

  • @piesham9803
    @piesham9803 Před 7 lety +1

    BV 238 Pilot: We're gonna need a bigger boat-plane

  • @jiriillovy2664
    @jiriillovy2664 Před 7 lety

    There's always that one guy at school who is really small and looks weak, but comes out of nowhere and takes everyone out

  • @dumbname6317
    @dumbname6317 Před 7 lety

    Thank you so much for finally making the american shell great again!!!!!

  • @whodis5499
    @whodis5499 Před 7 lety +3

    Just like Stalin told me. Check both sides of the battle before crossing

  • @arseniosch6116
    @arseniosch6116 Před 7 lety +11

    Gaijin introduce BV-238 The Floating Fortress
    WT nickname: arsen048

  • @newchannelfreerangelemon3856

    Woohoo I won!!! The smile I have right now is huge! Thanks guys😁

  • @jodachischewachtel968
    @jodachischewachtel968 Před 7 lety +2

    BV-238 Guns:Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
    Landingcraft Boats:Ahhhhh Help Help!!!!!!!ahhhhhh

  • @angelmonroy9462
    @angelmonroy9462 Před 7 lety +10

    The BT-5 is the new T-54

    • @angelmonroy9462
      @angelmonroy9462 Před 7 lety +6

      Stalin approves this message
      Stalin: absolutely

  • @Lavourrin
    @Lavourrin Před 7 lety

    - Captain, BV 238 on the horizon!
    - We're gonna need a bigger boat...

  • @USCBball03
    @USCBball03 Před 7 lety

    "Ivan, what are you doing in a BT-5 you'll get yourself killed!"
    "No, trust me Gustav I know what I'm doing."

  • @MrBigphatbaby
    @MrBigphatbaby Před 7 lety

    Dmitri - "Ivan, we mustn't fail Stalin Comrade"
    Ivan - "Hold my Vodka and I shall Surprise us both!"

  • @zacharysnyder1577
    @zacharysnyder1577 Před 7 lety

    BT-5 commander: But there is two of them!
    BT-5 gunner: I've got this; hold my vodka!

  • @jeppelandbring581
    @jeppelandbring581 Před 7 lety +3

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    In high tier battles
    Bt-5 kills you.

  • @bustertodd2180
    @bustertodd2180 Před 7 lety

    The ASU wanted to hide behind the panzer. This time instead of waiting patiently, he was greeted by a shell from his hiding spot.

  • @Ernest-Li
    @Ernest-Li Před 7 lety +1

    kv2 1939 can kill a mouse without trying, a hellcat can bring kv2 to hell by one shot, Mr. Churchill says haha no one even know I even exist

  • @TheFlyingSheep69
    @TheFlyingSheep69 Před 7 lety

    Landing craft commander: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

  • @PainChillerPL
    @PainChillerPL Před 7 lety +2

    Naval battles
    expectations vs reality

  • @nudibranch5770
    @nudibranch5770 Před 7 lety

    6:34 Russian BT-5 commander: "Oh wow, I didn't know fuel tanks could even explode! Good thing ours are made of stalinium."

  • @donataskrasauskas145
    @donataskrasauskas145 Před 7 lety +3

    It's sad how a BT-5 can kill a Chieftain and a Leopard in a few seconds, but the Maus can't... #MakeMausGreatAgain

  • @Storoks
    @Storoks Před 7 lety +1

    Thunder Show: 14.10.2016... "BT-5 Outturns spitfire in high altitude dogfight and scores one-shot kill" ...you never know what those tiny beast will do next!

  • @ThePyrotechnic23
    @ThePyrotechnic23 Před 7 lety

    And whenever i try to do something like that with an M22, i get laughed at and my tank gets it's daily dose of lead and explosions.

  • @oyeog77
    @oyeog77 Před 7 lety

    American commander: Hey! that BT-5 just killed our driver! I gotta have a word with the commander of that tank.
    Russian commander: Hold my Vodka, Komrade!

  • @crgkevin6542
    @crgkevin6542 Před 7 lety

    Tier 5 tank: "Aww, a cute little BT-5. Hello little.. What are you doing? Stop! No! Help! Agh..."

  • @be_like_m_i_k_e2032
    @be_like_m_i_k_e2032 Před 7 lety

    BV238 pilot: Making a emergency landing in the water! we lost 3 engines!
    BV238 co-pilot: Sir Landing crafts ahead of us!
    BV238 gunners: time to target practice

  • @Citydell
    @Citydell Před 7 lety

    That little BT-5 Had no boundaries.

  • @acaampoos
    @acaampoos Před 7 lety +2

    Driver: We have a Leopard at 12 o'clock!!!
    Commander: Dont worry we have a BT-5, made by: Stallinium, Stallinwood and.......
    Gunner: Dont forget that our bullets have Stalin's blood what could go wrong........
    Driver: Now i am much more relaxed.

  • @MegaGearsfan
    @MegaGearsfan Před 7 lety

    I don't think I'd be mad if I got killed by that little BT-5, I'd just letting that little buddy slay

  • @NewNationale
    @NewNationale Před 7 lety +1

    Thunder Show: Supporting anything that isn't realism though we advertise this as realistic simulator. PzIV commander exploiting a bug and a BT-5 that is just trolling. GJ Gayjin

  • @xepbep9508
    @xepbep9508 Před 7 lety +1

    Do the types of tracks on the tanks affect how they will perform on terrain?
    Also, would it be possible to make different tracks researchable so that it could be easier to drive on certain terrain so for example, winter tracks or tracks for driving in sand.

  • @mckracken1164
    @mckracken1164 Před 7 lety

    landing craft captain: is is that a boat plane or
    some one on landing craft: yes yes it is

  • @_.ZakSpud._
    @_.ZakSpud._ Před 7 lety +1

    Who needs IT1 to dominate top tier battles when you have the bt5

  • @CoZoneRO
    @CoZoneRO Před 7 lety +1

    After many months being drunk , BT-5 crew decide to go at war.
    But then they realize what tanks are fighting with .
    But who cares? Still have Vodka .
    Engage comrade ! *hiccup*

  • @Blaze-qv3rr
    @Blaze-qv3rr Před 7 lety

    Step 1: Take a BT-5.
    Step 2: give a lot of Vodka to its crew.
    Step 3: Sit down and watch your tiny BT rule the battlefield.

  • @aeroengineering333
    @aeroengineering333 Před 7 lety +1

    Captian, thats no boa-
    Its a space station!

  • @duchessskye4072
    @duchessskye4072 Před 7 lety

    What do you get when you combine War Thunder with Back to the future?
    A BT-5 and a vodka bottle, that's what!

  • @crt4715
    @crt4715 Před 7 lety +4

    PzIV: O ha ha ha anyone that comes in my sights is DEAD
    *2 frags later*
    Asu 57: Stealthmobile coming through!
    *Asu 57 drives in front of PzIV and PzIV doesn't realise*
    PzIV: FIRE IN ZA HOLE!!!
    Asu 57: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    PzIV: erm... N.. No one s.. ss.. saw that
    *Entire Team brings guns around to deal with accidental team killer*

    • @crt4715
      @crt4715 Před 7 lety +2

      Please do the PzIV voice with a German accent
      And the Asu 57 voice with a childish Russian accent

  • @captain.foxtrot
    @captain.foxtrot Před 7 lety

    Nice

  • @jayklug9327
    @jayklug9327 Před 7 lety

    The guys in the landing Boat be like: Houston we have a BIG problem

  • @b1ackflag658
    @b1ackflag658 Před 7 lety

    The tank in the desert had wandered toward a lone enemy, looking for his best friend. The tank aimed at the enemy, firing a single shot. The other tank cries in agony as it was hit. The tank that was hit then gets in a heat-filled rage and charges at the wandering tank. The tank fires a again, killing the enemy tank with a single blow and a last moan.

  • @larsnurenberg6364
    @larsnurenberg6364 Před 7 lety

    is it possible to record clips from older versions of war thunder?
    'cause i can't open them anymore since "desert hunters"

  • @nickh7902
    @nickh7902 Před 7 lety +1

    O BABY A TRIPLE!
    Hans get the camera!

  • @arathemacaw
    @arathemacaw Před 7 lety +3

    BV238, German navy fighter confirmed?

  • @andrewtiew4055
    @andrewtiew4055 Před 7 lety

    My friend won't stop making fun of me getting killed by a BT-5 while i was in a Cromwell...This video is the most accurate foreshadowing of my Tier 5 future

  • @fearlesshawk1
    @fearlesshawk1 Před 7 lety +1

    BT-5 loaded some Stalinium rounds, filled its engine with vodka, and showed the world true Russian Bias

  • @pokenaut7803
    @pokenaut7803 Před 7 lety

    The Mighty Stalin doesn't care for your little tank upgrades. He will take you out, even if he has to use a tracker with a machine gun attached to the top.

  • @gastonisola5184
    @gastonisola5184 Před 7 lety +1

    Hi, i don't know if you see this but you can make the emblem of the argentine british squadron "Firmes Volamos"? PLEASE!!!

  • @roxywolfdragon1767
    @roxywolfdragon1767 Před 7 lety

    welcome to war thunder were you can do what you want. you want to shoot down a plane in a tank.do it.you want to kill a late war tank with an early war tank. do it.
    you want to take a sea plane and use it as a cruiser. do it.
    ha that sounds fun I wa na play

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov Před 7 lety

    You see Ivan, War Thunder is that kind of game where everything is possible. Like converting a BT-5 to T-62!

  • @theinvisiblecow
    @theinvisiblecow Před 7 lety

    Man, those soviet budget cuts really hit the soviet army

  • @danielphillip6058
    @danielphillip6058 Před 7 lety +1

    gunner of plane: u know that flak unit is really slow a firing for a flak unit pilot: that no flak that's a tank.
    gunner: should we be worried?
    pilot: nah
    5 seconds later
    gunner: what just took out our left wing?
    pilot: that tank I ignored
    gunner walks up to cockpit and pulls out revolver

  • @bazza5675
    @bazza5675 Před 7 lety

    The Panzer 4 KNEW that the ASU 57 was in front of him. There can only be ONE rapid firing tank on the battlefield...

  • @ACE-fx7rq
    @ACE-fx7rq Před 7 lety

    BT-5 goes deep into undiscovered enemy territories.
    A wild Leopard 1 appears!
    BT-5 is not afraid, uses David vs Goliath shot!
    It's super effective!

  • @Tjarnov
    @Tjarnov Před 7 lety

    "no one knew who I was until I started destroying tier 5 tanks" - B(ane)t-5

  • @jasonpearce5119
    @jasonpearce5119 Před 7 lety +1

    6:52 "surface to air missile missiles"

  • @mihaelaconstantinescu2883

    Boris: Ivan u can't du dis !
    Ivan: Let me drink some vodka.

  • @Daekash
    @Daekash Před 7 lety

    BT-5 Commander: Vhat do you mean, ve are scout!? Ve are front line skirmisher! Nikolai! Load the vodka!

  • @STORMTROOPER-vo1wn
    @STORMTROOPER-vo1wn Před 7 lety

    the captain of the BT-5 is now the new Thomas Cockern

  • @rarespistol556
    @rarespistol556 Před 7 lety

    Stalin : we have no more t-34s
    general : no problem just use the bt-5

  • @accumbularatedop5468
    @accumbularatedop5468 Před 7 lety

    "*generic voice stereotype*"
    "*more generic voice stereotype*"
    "Hold my *insert stereotypical drink here*"

  • @NextGen_Pants
    @NextGen_Pants Před 7 lety

    The ASU-57 failed his drivers test spectacularly.

  • @stefanotassi3964
    @stefanotassi3964 Před 7 lety

    As soon BV238 crew knew Gaijin is working on naval units, they wanted to be the first to try some naval action.

  • @Alexander-xl7ls
    @Alexander-xl7ls Před 7 lety

    igot a question when u login to war thunder you put email n password but I want to change my email to another one that I use a lot how do I do that??

  • @lifewithcats9350
    @lifewithcats9350 Před 7 lety

    The BT-5: ruining the self confidence in tanks 10 times its size since 1932

  • @kill-cam-a-lot8368
    @kill-cam-a-lot8368 Před 7 lety

    Landing craft: sir we have a slight problem
    Commander: what!!!
    Landing craft: that! (Points at BV238)
    Commander: screw this I'm out (turns the boat around)

  • @Cowboycomando54
    @Cowboycomando54 Před 7 lety +13

    2:19 Quick scoping!?! What is this? Cod?