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- čas přidán 22. 09. 2016
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Hide-and-seek • ASU Hide and Seek
Bomber Mustang • Video
Lone Rider • Video
The War over the Pacific • Pacific War (War Thund...
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General said : One Crusader cant take point and kill everyone on it.
Crusader Commander : Hold my tea.
Yes! Pleas let this win
You forgot to say please at the end of tea.
This is amazing. i actualy laughed out loud
This must win
ooh my god! Prepare to get 1k eagles
And here we see the ASU-57, waiting in ambush for it's prey. A lone predator, it has no chance out in the open, where the large and deadly Panzers roam freely. This ASU in particular appears to have found refuge behind the magled corpse of one of it's teammates, a dead KV-1. Doubtless this KV-1 was once a friend of the ASU.
The ASU-57 is hungry, the exhaustion of the battlefield catching up with the small predator. But this ASU is smart, and is hidden. He hears tracks, those of a Panzer. This Panzer is a rare white Panzer, prowling the battlefield for prey, to share with it's teammate, who trails very close behind, watching out for him. The white Panzer is now in view, having not noticed the ASU. Instantly, the tiny tank snaps into action, planting a sure shot into the Panzer's flank, causing a fire, and killing it's crew.
The Panzer panics, being unable to shoot. He pulls backwards, just in time for his teammate to see the death of the rare white Panzer. However, lady luck is on the tiny terror's side, as the other Panzer seems to think his teammate was taken by a sniper, perhaps a Dicker Max or some other such predator.
But this is no time to be reckless. The ASU is only small, with thin armour, and the smallest mistake will result in instant death for the minature monster. Just as the Panzer slips out of view, the Soviet SPG slinks out from behind the corpse, and follows the Panzer, stealthier than a cat. Unfortunatly, he makes a mistake, clipping his side on the corpse. Somehow, the ASU still isn't seen, sliding back into cover just as the weary Panzer looks over.
The Panzer looks away, thinking there is no threat. He's let he guard down one time too many, and soon this will spell his doom. Fast as a bolt of lightning, the ASU-57 shoots from the corner, smacking the clueless Panzer in the side, resulting in lots of damage to the poor cat. This will soon catch up to him.
The confused Panzer slinks behind a fence, upset at the blow, and injured. The ever-careful ASU peeks over at the wounded cat. The Panzer looks around, wondering where this assailant could ever be. Eventually, he gives up, thinking it is finally safe. BUT IT IS NOT! Just as the Panzer is just about to get out of view, the tiny terror strikes again, sliding around the corner, dealing the final killing blow, with a flourish. Now the ASU-57 can eat it's meal in piece, ever weary for another tank to approach.
That's the longest comment on War Thunder comments ever. 100% Hats off to you, sir for having the patience to type all that.
The Ps4 Pleb!
Thanks, mate. If this get a few like, I may do one of these on the Crusader clip, too.
I was reading this in my head with the nat geo wild narrator's voice
may Squire be with you
I was reading it in david attenborugh's voice, Jun. :P
That little ASU is the meaning of a "CHEEKI BREEKI SNEEKI PEEKI"
"IV DAMKE" ofc
based
ANNUUUUUU
Ану чики брики ))
no
Tutorial : In War Thunder Ground Forces you're suppose to stop and stabilize before aiming and shooting at your target.
Crusader crew : ain't nobody got time for dat !
"Funny comment!". Now give me the golden eagles that belong to me
Give him his eagles.
The Anime Civilian i am not inglish!
What?
The Anime Civilian sorry, I realized that I had marked me he ungrammatical
only original coments! everybody coment that
Stronk Kv-1 is useful even after being destroyed ))))
Panzer nr1: "I wonder what would be behind that Kv-1 wreck."
ASU: " hehe... succes "
Panzer nr2: "Don't go there! Those little ASU's are watching us!"
ASU: " Don't say that.."ಠ_ಠ"
Panzer nr1: "No worries! Look, there is nothing behind it!"
ASU: "Yeah, there is nothing behind it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Panzer nr1: "You see? Nothin-"
ASU: "From Russia with LOVEE!!! BWAM!"
Panzer nr1: "RAAAAH!!" *catches fire*
ASU: "This, panzer, is on fire! Fire, fire..HAHAA!!"
Panzer nr1: "I WILL GET YOU!!!" *explodes*
ASU: "No. You don't. Next one!"
Wow! I never expected I would win! Thank you!! ^_^
great work!
Thomas go back and watch the part where the Shermans rushed the island and Japanese and defended, it was lit
To the crusader player, should he read this: The number of your dealer. Now.
Amazon.com says "Loose Leaf English Breakfast Tea" on the drug bag.
ASU-57: Xaxaxaxaxa comrade I'm too small!
PzIV: Wait was? What happened to Hans' tank??
ASU-57: *laughs silently behind the dead KV-1*
*ASU-57 shoots the PzIV again*
PzIV: Scheiße, where is zis coming from? Ruuuuuun!!
ASU-57: Hey! Come back here!
(ASU-57)
And this why; ladies an Gentlemen is why we look both ways before driving a tank.
that crusader is like: I shall not fall!! oh and just smash all the enemies :)
The crusader driver might have needed to go to the bathroom! No wonder he ended it so fast!
Ha
So true
GG
Too much tea, of course!
Yaaa lol
"Fritz! Where have you been hit from!"
"Zis dead KV has killed me from ze grave! I'm telling you zat ze KV is alive! RUN!"
"Aaah! Vhat is wrong with your eyes! Look! I will show you how there is nothing here!"
*drives around dead KV hull*
"Oh no! Ze dead KV has juked me and revealed da sneaky ASU-57! NOOOO!"
no
commander: "where'd our tank go"?
Gunner: "Rambo borrowed it"
Man, i never knew that the ASU-57 is smaller than Winston Churchill's sugar case. But the mind of the Warrior in that ASU-57 is bigger than the whole map of 2nd battle of El Alamein.
That was a cheeky Crusader...
Must be drinking some strong tea!
no aussie beer
nope he was eating toast
no
nope he was like wait for it... :) super saiyan
The last one was really good you gotta admit it
if you don't know what that is shooting you, the best way must be to drive away. Run! panzer run!
The mighty ASU activates it's stealth cloak again after taking its first victim, and it watches and waits as its second victim cowers in fear.
Now is the time to strike! Our prey is trying to run, attack now!
2:03 "Put that on Thunder Show!" Smile! You're on camera!
I love this show
Panzer: Where is little Russian morsel?
Asu: Say hi to satan for me
Panzer: what was that?
Asu: In the corner of your eye, there you see him; Hollywood superstar ASU labeuf!
ZSU: WHO'S THE REAL MAUS NOW!!!
dont just dont
Nope .-.
Such big country, such small tank :-)
Tales of the ASU-57:
Commander: Let's sit behind this destroyed KV, and wait for the Germans.
Crew: Sir Yes sir, they will never notice us.
Narrator: Minutes past, crew plays poker. Germans roll past oblivious of everything!
That crusader came in like John Cena!!!
In this episode of Top Thunder : A low and aware ASU, The Jolly Bomber Mustang, A Lone Wolf Crusader and finally a fantastic film about the Pacific War.
3:02.
Just like James Bond.
Walks into a building.
Gun shots...
Walks out while building explodes.
I blame Georgy Malenkov for giving up my glorious ASU-57.
I love to read cringy comments by people that really want those golden eagles.
same lmao
l'mao me too
the lone crusader : "that is not my war ... but I'm going to finish it ."
the lone rider is a beast, and too cool to aim.
It is not camping it is tactically positioning yourself in a spot you can take advantage of
question for next episode: Will you add the He177 and a cockpit for it next update?
this is so dissapointing that I had only met you guys. wish I recorded this amazing event that happened!
Me and my friend where in a custom match. I was just trying out tanks and I was driving a tier I american light tank and my friend called out a Maus. so we both tag teamed on it. we where so small and fast, we maneuvered around its shots. my friend went behind him with a tier 5 tank I believe and I ran up to the front. we both pushed into its front and back side making the Maus's front lift up, practically crushing me. keep in mind I'm using a tier I american tank, I shot into its bottom and after about 5-6 shots, I killed the Maus for the first time. a truly heroic moment!
ASU-57:"Stalinium wont help... I have to play with my mates even if they're out of action!"
English HQ commander says: "we loose this battle"
but the Brave Commander of the Crusader says: "not still i'm here!"
and finally the Commander of the Brave Crusader was congrats by he's Queen, and now we have to call it: "Sir"
ASU: *Russian accent*Look comrade, new cloaking device, very effective, Da. Oh panzer is coming!!!
Panzer:*get shot* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!
"Two high explosive weapons of last resort"
Oh you mean the two high explosive nukes of last resort.
The crusaders crew must of had some very special tea and biscuits to pull that off!
The British tankers always go one by one so that the rest can enjoy a tea break
the crusader is like rambo. no one can kill him but he can destroy everything
War Thunder, you should use Stratocirrus' EPIC video as the official release video for Naval Battles. Absolutely loved the video.
Panzer: No enemy in sight, Just a wreckage, everything clear!
ASU: Surprise!
The rest is history.
I can imagine the tanks facing that lone crusader going "come on comrades he's a man, not a god!"
coming this summer: Nigel Rambo
That ASU played the ultimate game of peekaBOOM
Russians Dodgeball Tank Destroyer:
always remember the 5 D's: Dodge Duck Dip Dive... and Dodge!
The lone ranger cant be that lonely.....He has all those enemies to play with :D
crusader crew: Shit we are loosing!
commander: Save the queen!!
crusader crew: We cant they will cap it!
commander: Yes we can, the gods of tea will be with us.
Who said anything about Russian Bias? The ASU simply got a Romulan Cloaking Device that made him look like a little doggy.Panzer 1: "Hey there little guy!"ASU: "Woof woof.... BANG"Panzer 2: "Hans? Where are you? I can only see this little doggy!"
cringe
ASU you idiot...
You could have just let me know I got it wrong in a nice way. My keyboard is slightly broken. Besides, I wasn't the only one to get it wrong.
That ASU took bush and in this case tenk kemping to a whole new level. Good grief Schrader better not find this tank
you know whats the most epic? This Show every Friday !!!! :D
not to be mean but does everything have to have dubstep these days?. but anyways loved that Pacific video
Check out the original on my channel. They did change the music when they used it for Thundershow
~War Thunder With Stratocirrus~ just saw it. Your right they did change thw music and btw that music from thw original video is way better then the dubstep they put. But why did they change it? Copyright?
Most likely, I did use the battlefield theme, but it was a remix someone made so technically "not copyrighted" but probably they wanted to avoid any issues with it. Which is okay I suppose as long as people know I did not actually use that dubstep in my actual video.
~War Thunder With Stratocirrus~ ok well nice video you deserve it
Yeah it really sucks. If anything have some WWII era battle music, not this modern stuff. It just doesn't fit at all. Same case where people apparently think Japanese culture is purely anime and manga.
Most original videos: 3rd time in a row, the same OST over and over and over again.
Crusader: "Last one alive, lock the door!"
May we never forget those who gave their lives in that war regardless of their nation, Allied or Axis.
ASU: peek-a-boo!
White Pz.4: huh, wha...?
ASU: I see you
Remember the pet ASU a couple episodes ago? Well, now he's a big dog ready to fight! Watch how a mere dog takes how two panzers!
i can already read the chat from the Pacific battle:
"OMG A6M is UFO please nerf it!!"
"Lol Us team climbed... how rare?"
will you add a purpose to the shell racks in tanks.
i've noticed that on the x-rays of my panza 4 F2 that the shell rack is just skin no function.
crusader crew "god help us! crusader commander "hold my tea. for king and country!!"
You know amount of tea and cake was very small in WW2. The crew of the Crusader got their first high tea after 2 years of battle. Fight for our tea again!
The war of the pacific : When you are playing with a bunch of friends but are all bored of arcade battle
The US said, England couldn't win this battle by themselves.
Crusader Commander: Hold my tea.
ASU: peekaboo!
Panzer 4: (*confused screaming*)
Legends: A holy grail shall be found only if a Crusader heaves fools out of Holy Capture Point by himself.
Crusader: Say no more.
0:38
1- the white panther:Jeff cover me i'm going in
2-the brown panther: Ok mike go ahead
3-the white panther:Hey Jeff do u hear something?
4-the brown panther:No mike Ze area is clear
5- the white panther: * Sees the russian tank * Jeff!!! IT"S ZE Russian Bai.......
6-the brown panther: Mike?? Mike??? Sh*t Omg let's get Ze hack out of here
7- the russian tank : I see u comrade * Shoots the panther *
8:the brown panther: AHH I'm hit russian tanks op plz nerf........... * Dies *
I hope u liked it :D
except there weren't panthers but PzIV
edit it delete everything and add a lenny face
The story of rambo starts in the WW2 when is father Take a point with his lone crusador
The ASU-57 still hasn't grown out of peek-a-boo
I guess you could say that the panzer was 'fire'd up for a marshmellow roast.
That Crusader driver was in a real hurry.
Perhaps he was late for supper?
that crusader just crusade some crusader with his crusader along with some of his crusader's friends in his crusader. much crusader such shot
History nerd: ah! There was no corsairs at the battle of midway! *snores and pushes broken glasses up while closing history book
Sings such a beautiful display like that at the end, it inspires me, it's time to start ramping up support for Yorktown, Clamagore, and Laffy, they are in a horrible state, they need repair, people need to see them, we need to preserve them for future generations!
Driver: comander i bet we cant take the enemy outComlandet: i bet my life!!!
Crusader, you're drunk! Crusader Commander : Hold my tea. *kills all*
Keep Calm
and
Hold my tea.
P51: "Look! Airplanes capturing an airfield. It would be a shame if something happend to them..."
SU57 made my day! :D Hide and seek with bum-bum stick :P
Some say they can still here that crusader shooting striking tea and crumpets into the hearts of the enemy's. For queen and country could be heard throughout the hills, some say he was myth but a myth can turn into a crusade.
P-51: You want a win?
Enemy team: Yes!!! :D
P-51: Too bad, have bombs instead!
That panzer IV G and the Asu-57 were playing where's ivan.
The ASU was playing peekaboo
PZ.IV: It's my birthday today but nobody has congratulated me :(
ASU-57: Suprise! Happy birthday. Let's celebrate with some fireworks!
I bet the crusader was like "cmon cmon cmon cmon! I need to get to the footy game!"
Hauptmann:"Arno,Schulze,Hans, there is a gossip that ASU-57 destroyed two Pz.IV G in row, that Pz.IV from Division Panzer Lehr."
Schulze:"So ?."
Hauptmann:"Arno, we moving to find that ASU-57 and prepare the kits for our transmission,Schnell!."
Arno:"Yes Hauptmann."
*to be contiue in next video*
PEEK-A-BOOOM!
P51 mustang with bombs dropping close to ground... Yea try that on RB 😂
White PzKpfw IV: I can take him master, just let me
Yellow PzKpfw IV: No my young student, he will defeat you
White PzKpfw IV: No he won't, I will emerge victorious
White PzKpfw IV is destroyed
Yellow PzKpfw IV: My student, you should of listened, I WILL AVENGE YOU!
Yellow PzKpfw IV is destroyed
ASU-57: All to easy
Did anyone else notice a guy called "ImmortalDick" on the lone riders team (about middle of team list name in left corner) XD legend.
Well he is indeed literally "the last crusader"
ASU is like kitty cat, it pounces on prey when prey suspects nothing
sov1: how does the ASU survive? sov2: simply stalinium)))) xsov1: xaxaxaxa))))))
Are you guys sure that Crusader wasn't crewed by Aussies? Because that was BLOODY GORGEOUS
Joe "Lightning" Little does not go easy on his enemy, nor does Montogomery ;)
Joe is from The Red Tails if you didnt know
Red Tails? The newer movie of the 2? Eww. Makes War Thunder look like DCS that one does.
Looks like someone couldn't wait for War Thunder Naval Gameplay!
I guess we can call the Crusader: a Ghost Rider
xdddd
Will there ever be tank single player missions, Dynamic, and Historical Campaigns?
When you unit the stealth, the heavy weapon, and the lone wolf
You get the A-team