Thunder Show: Jet Tank
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Tricky Locust • War Thunder 08 01 2016...
Mountain Chase • Video
Jet Tank • Video
Aerobatics • Video
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Locust: If SPAA attack, I attack with patriotic guns blazing
Locust: If I catch fire, I become submarine
Locust: If Drunk russian come past, I blow him up
Locust: I'm a multi purpose Murican locust!
Locust
A true menace and pest
Multi purpose Locust, sounds very Swiss
(Multi purpose swiss knife)
Question to developers: will you add the Fokker G.1 or the Westland Whirlwind? (common to mosquito, bf110 and p38 lightneen)
you mustn't stay in open area where plane can be transformed to a jettank muhaahah
+Ninjaxe 123 Multi purpose swiss locust
Those mountain kills were MIG-nificent
realy? i say thats a cliffhanger of a pun
good one
you got that from Squire didnt you ;)
Yeah well done stealing this title from Squire
HiT _ i knowww... right
The M41: "Oh man, i better watch for enemy planes flying around."
Mig 9: " Surprise motherf*cker"
Look its a Jet! No its a Tan! Noo its a Jank!
I guess that's where the term yank comes from
Jankers formation !
bias are real!
This game gets more cancerous update after update.
Ivan D probably because you're too shit at it
i've given up on trying to win this contest.
Dont worry....Your not alone C;/
some but i never give up
Yah, I've tried a few times ...pulled off 17 kills in a match... not good enough to win. Shot down a biplane over a mile a way with a 120mn tank gun, not in AB either (M103 US heavy tank) with the first shot.....not good enough to win either :/
Are you trying to say that video with two planes crashing isn't awesome? My god that was boring as, well you know.
Anyway, funny thing is I also submitted a video and it has not been seen by them, you can check on your account who and where was watching your videos, so yeah. Maybe only russian players can get there?
+Aron Douglas it has to be 3 min long
*LOCUST - Survival Guidebook* Now available for all tankmen of War Thunder!
"Very informative..." - National Geographic
"Best since bottled water!" - Fishing & Hunting
"*WE LIKE IT!!!*" - Gaijin Entertainmet
I would buy that book anytime!
me too
*geographic
Thanks ;)
Well today has been ruff. Get it. It's a bulldog.
the mig just wanted to walk his bulldog
Lol
no
i think this should win the contest, not some unfunny dialogues
+powergym gaming R.I.P this is why better than your stupid comment
the pilot in the might was a jedi and used the force to throw the enemy planes into the cliffs -LeadKronos.
I meant Mig
Those 2 pilots do not have any problem when an enemy gets to their 6
Gregory: Ivan! Dmitry and I shot up German SPAA in Poland, in our Po-2! Beat That!
Ivan: So? Is no hard. Anyone do it.
Dmitry: Da, but Po-2 on ground!
Ivan: Bolshevik! Gregory is true?
Gregory: Da, is true!
Ivan: Hold my vodka. *Hops in MiG-9
Just got my Raketenjagdpanzer 2, and it really does Raketenjagdeverything
Are you saying it Jagds things with raketen?
indeed
Raketenjagdindeed*
It raketenjagds the hell out of panzers and small fury animals.
Illiminatie overlord Gurglekoks Leave the small furious animals alone, i'm guessing they already have enough shit to deal with if they are furious
-Oh, look, 50 cents! *crashes into a mountain*
-Huh? Where? *crashes into a mountain*
mig 9 with tank treads and 200 mm cannon, when will we see it gaijin?
When your friend's plane is fully upgraded and can fly barrel rolls around yours while still keeping up.
And you have enough time to read a magazine while waiting to get to the battle
Sekrit Dokuments*
More likely he just wasn't running his engine at full power. It only takes like 30% on most planes to maintain your speed in level flight.
Those two should be awarded with the teamwork medal just for aerobating like that!
5:30
*"TOGETHER WE FALL! TOGETHER WE FALL! TOGETHER WE FALL! TOGETHER WE FALL! TOGETHER WE FALL!"*
-The Pilots of Both Planes
"Mom, I want to be a tankman!"
"You'll be a pilot! And that's enough! Go to your room RIGH NOW and pratice with your MIG-9"
"pilot uh?... okay mom.... you've got another thing coming"
Pilot of La-5/La-9 flying straight; *Talking on radio* "Yes, comrade, I said I wanted extra fries with that. And throw in a vodka too! I will be landing in a few minutes!"Other pilot; "Hey comrade! You gonna order anything for me? I'm starved!"First Pilot; "Use your own radio! I need to get back to reading my magazine. Apparently the Germans didn't show up."
bulldog: ha stupid plane he cant shoot me from up there!
mig-9: urh flying is boring. [lands]
bulldog: huh were did the plane go?
mig-9: now hello there little fella!
bulldog: what how did you? when?
mig-9: haha dont think about it your time is over anyway!
bulldog: i will not die whitout a fight as soon as i turn my turret around your dead!
mig-9: haha we shall see about that! [shoots bulldog]
bulldog: what no you cant do that!
mig-9: yes i can! [bulldog explodes]
haha a real gentleman that mig-9
i am not look at my name
clearly xD
bad
cringy af
Maybe if the video was autistic
Here we see the m22 alligator.... stalking a su76 deer... then IT LUNGES!!!!
The m22 locust was trying to be the Loch Ness Monster. He failed. Now he is the Lochust Ness Monster.
Hi, I'm M41A1 Walker Bulldog and this is my spawn. I hang here with my old man M42 and my son, M47. Everyone on this map has a story, but if there's one thing I've learnt over these 4 tiers - you never know what's gonna come and..wait...SERIOUSLY...A MIG-9?
I though Russia was banned from the Paralympic, those Synchronize Dance should get gold Medal.
I guess the Pilot of that MiG-9 was tired of being a pilot.
So he became a 1 man tank commander
the jet is stronk with this one.
Don't go to close to the water you might get bitten by a crocotank
*Wildlife survivalist voice* Watch as the rare Mig-9 comes in for a kill on a un-suspecting bull dog. It's trying it's hardest to get the kill! It's going for it! And the Mig-9 comes out successful! This has been planes gone wild on Thunder Show
The locust driver couldn't resist the excuse to take a dip in the heat of battle.
Acrobatics ? PFbt. Bitch please . I do that with a B29.
In SB?
pffff i do It with h8k
Pfffft, bitch please! I do it with the Cancer-4!
Pffff...I do it with Swordfish
Pfff... I do it with the original Wright Flyer, which isn't even in the game! That's right, I do it in real life
amazing
"Comrade, these ravines are where men are made."
The Russian pilot thought "Hey, if Tank comrades can take out tank so can I." And proceeded to eliminate the target from the ground
When I saw the title, I thought I'd see a tanky jet. I wasn't disappointed on the result.
A wild Mig approaches his prey. The wild bulldog doesn't see the the danger and continues grazing in the fields. Then the Mig charges and incapacitates the wild bulldog then he gets closer and goes for the throat. And that's how wild Migs hunt American Bulldogs. Russian nature at her finest.
thanks for this video! Now I know that water has greater purpose than just one of the terrain.
Locust is EVOLVING!!!
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Congratulations! Your Locust evolved into a water bug!
Wow, I had no idea water extinguishing fire was modeled in WT. Good job!
I quess you could say
This episode was explosive
And that is why victory is ours! love this game
Synchronized aerobatics is like the cooler and better version of synchronized swimming
Welcome back the war nature. Here we see the MIG 9 sneak up behind the lone bulldog going in for the kill
I like the acrobatics part. It's Epic!
The tank in the water was like a crocodile waiting for its prey
Tip for new players: If your tank catches on fire, take your fire insurance form and change the amount of compensation for...ummm...you know...stuff
That Mig 9 pilot was bored of missing his target so he decided to "get closer"
i loved the animation with the stunt pilot
"Here we see a young locust going on its first hunt. It quickly spots an SPAAG, and goes for the kill, but this hunt has been fierce, and it is overheated. the youngling dives into the water just as another predator passes by, the locust takes the chance and kills the beast to mark his territory. What a fierce hunt!
"You see Ivan,when u want to take out a plane u must fly like a plane, so to take out a tank u must walk like one."
Best barrel roll demonstration ever!
I love the last video
I think there was only one La-7 but the soviet cameraman drunk vodka for breakfast that morning.
that Locust being in the water was no mistake he knew bugs the enemy team would think he's dead since locus drown in water.
Commander: youre flying a jet, youre not getting moving turrets!
Mig 9: so what if I camoflauge as a tank?
The pilot of this jet had to use the toilette but a dog was gurding it so he had to remove the little bulldog XD
Locusts go by the lake to sing and attract mates, it looks like a male rival came to challenge him so the locust did what he needed to keep his territory.
Here we see a wild jet out of his natural habitat.
But wait! He has found his pray, a tank!
The tank has now been killed in his natural habitat.
"Here we see a wild MiG-9 stalking an unwary Bulldog, ready to make the killing blow"
Now we'll take a look at the desperate Mig-9, outside of it's natural habitat, it struggles to find a suitable prey within it's range. The only option is to stalk a lone, unaware Walker Bulldog that's been left behind by it's herd. The Mig gets closer and closer to it's prey, even though the terrain is unsuitable... And he strikes! And strikes again! Truly, this wasn't the light tank's day, but it granted the Mig another kill, just enough to get by the day.
On the next chapter: we'll see if the Mig can take on a boat in the water. See you next week on Thunder Life!
The driver from the M22 cannot wait anymore of the Naval Battles in WT. He was prelude his crew for the Water.
5:14 "Secrets Revealed: Princess Molestia"
Lol
That SU-76 was not prepared for the onslaught of the new Locust submarine prototype!
I probably won't get this read on thunder show, but, i have always had this question. Will the B-26 Marauder ever be implemented into War thunder?? One of my favorite WWll Dual-engined bombers of all time.
3:35
Mig to Bulldog:"Boop"
Bulldog: "WFT is going on???"
that acrobatics clip was awsome!
The locust very quickly turned it a crocodile
I wonder if the guys who made the maps thought ahead of time. They probably were like " someday, a mig is gonna need these cliffs here to help him survive"
M22 Locust- Aha! a perfect chance for a kill!
,Bang,Bang.........oh crap!
S.P.A.A.- You foolish locust! Take this! HawHaw!
M22 Locust- Phew! That was close!........What's that burning smell?
OMG ARE BUTT IS BURNING!
Quick to the lake!!!
Ally- I agree!
M22 Locust- Ah thats better.....wait what's that?
Aha! Another great opportunity to get a kill!
Ally- *facepalm.
That guy didn't care about his friend behind him doing rolls n'stuff. He was casually reading.
A001002 is using a lag switch to cause players to lag out and crash.
Bulldog: I wish I could fly
MIG-9: You don't have too, I'm coming down there
Mig: No more planes to take, what can I do?
... Tank mode activated
the last one was INSANE!
This new Knights of the Sea gameplay looks great!!!
I thought that the new vehicle for URRSS will be the Su-6 not a T-Mig9
"We observe the wild Guinea MIG hunting it's prey, the bulldog."
"Oop, it seems the bulldog has spotted its predator, but the MIG has already sunk it's teeth in for the kill"
Talk about an mignificent approach!
First two enemies tailing the Mig: OH LOOK A PENNY!
Locus: I made a boom boom!
Enemy Tank:... next time don't do it in my face...
more graceful then the 5 guys who chased that one plane and crashed into each other, or the guys who were flying in formation in simulator and got blown out of the sky
Mig Pilot be like:
I signed up for the t-34 but they put me in this flying machine, so I thought I would send them a message saying that i fight better on the ground.
Yak pilot
3:20 Username:whipshadow
MIg pilot-what you said that this is a tank battle and that I am not in a tank-
Bulldog-jajaja-
Mig pilot-I AM RUSSIAN, I CAN BE WHAT EVER I WANT!!!
Bulldog-AHHHhhhh...-
Mig pilot-anything from russia that has a motor is a tank
German Intelligence actually has the last radio transmission of that German squad that went down in the canyon.
Lead: Just one Mig, should be eas-
Plane 2: Squirrel!
Plane 3: Squirrel?
Lead: Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!
After that contact with the squad was lost.
Walker Bulldog: "What is that?, is that a plane?, a pe-8?
Mig: " da! theiZ iz stlin bias da"
Maybe those aerobatic pilots are real pilots playing war thunder...
bv238: *sneeze*
bv238: 8 kills
Its still summer and the locust just cooled him self.
is it a bird?
is it a plane?
is it TWO planes?
NO it's two flying ballerinas
Bulldog: Oh cmon leave me alone... I wanna make you explode
Mig-9: You cannot break the Stalinium planes comrade.
Inside Locust:
*hums Jaws theme*
"Shut up, Carl! "
And so the ghost plane of Aoo disappeared into the fog once more.
When you want to send in a clip of you sending an enemy into his ally and then you realize... Your hard drive died
mig 9: ME TONK!!!
control tower: NO KOMRADE YOU JET
mig 9: NIET ME STRONK TONK!!!! *kills walker bulldog*
Control tower: Goddamn it Ivan!
M41A1: Hehe theres no such thing as Russian Bias!
Mig: hehehe, You'll see Comrade!
M41A1: Ouch! What's that?
Mig: True Russian Bias.
MiG 9: The master of belly flopping. The M 41 looked on him with utter disgust.
that moment u faild so hard you have to exstinguish a fire by driving into a river
Heinkel : I WILL GET YOU MIG YOU SHOT MY FRIEND DOWN I SHOOT YOU DOWN!
MIG : Oh noes
Heinkel: MIG Come out come out where ever you are!
MIG: Creeps up PEW PEW PEW
Heinkel : OH NO IM GOING DOWN.............. REMEMBER ME! - crashes-
MIG : Yay no more people
3 planes creep up
Plane 1 : I SEE A DEER!
Plane 2 : THEN GO SHOOT IT!
Plane 3 : those two nimrods
plane 1 crashes at deer but doesn't kill it
Plane 2 : No! My friend!
Plane 2: IF HE DIDNT KILL THAT DEER I WILL!
plane 2 crashes and misses-
Plane 3 : OH NO IM ALL ALONE!
Plane 3 flys away-
MIG : thank God I'm safe
The things you can make when your sick lol
Heinkel
Thanks
Well I have to say nice t r y
I like that decals on that lucky mig
After that stunt show, the game should be called "Circus Thunder"
That M22 be Like "Tank? fck dat, i'm a Crocodrile now"