Before Alpha Male Podcasts, There Was Tool Academy
Vložit
- čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
- Use code JAIMESAID16 for up to 16 FREE MEALS + 3 Surprise Gifts across 6 HelloFresh boxes plus free shipping at bit.ly/3mwlCVY
Submit a video topic: forms.gle/fKnuWdgxoxCb7a7U6
Beige Becky Merch: bit.ly/3r1FyT6
▼ Products Used ▼
Ardell 301 Lashes shop-links.co/cgPWnaB6V4E
Kokie Soft Gradient Blush shop-links.co/cgPWsvRZSQF
Milk HydroGrip Primer bit.ly/30IYsQr
Shisedo Synchro Skin Foundation bit.ly/3vbdwa9
Maybelline Total Temptation Brow Definer in Soft Brown bit.ly/2XO0fVE
Gerard Lip Pencil in “Cher” bit.ly/30JYnfa
FashionNova Scandal Hoodie shop-links.co/cgm7UlS49qq
E Necklace amzn.to/3tEzIH5
▼▼▼▼ BE MY FRIEND! ▼▼▼▼
FACEBOOK: bit.ly/2Q4oEjb
📸INSTAGRAM: bit.ly/2uyKBLs
🐦TWITTER: / jaimepantss
TikTok: bit.ly/2UxUuZ2
✖️DISCOUNT CODES ✖️
JAIMESAID - 10% OFF MAKEUP GEEK
JAIME25 - 25% OFF KOKIE COSMETICS
JAIME10 - 10% OFF SIGMA
JAIME - 30% OFF GERARD COSMETICS
JAIMEFRENCH 10% OFF CITY BEAUTY
My Camera: amzn.to/2xU3X2S
My Lens: amzn.to/2u9kVt7
My Softbox: amzn.to/3wdFbaX
My Lights: amzn.to/3w9IMXB
My mic: amzn.to/3MWKQbn
FTC | A portion of this video is sponsored by HelloFresh. Some links listed are affiliate links. Affiliate links provide a small commission off of each purchase, which enables me to invest back into my channel and purchase more products to review. If you don't want to click on my affiliate links and help support my channel, feel free to Google the products or purchase them in store. - Zábava
Everyone give Danty a round of applause for bootlegging this footage from a laptop with a dirty screen 👏🏻
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
And here I was wiping my screen thinking it was me 🤣🤣🤣 thanks Danty 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Same.
👏
Imagine being a mom and hearing your son saying how you lose value everytime you get pregnant.. 😶
Worst of the is the tirade against single mothers who raised their children single handledly working their asses off and shielding them from their abusive fathers,these thankless pigs deserve the worst,the worst being that they should be dumped and shunned by every woman in their lives and left to rot on their own
Not gonna lie, if he was my kid, he may or may not be made un-alive...😅
@@samanthajade3782 I would physically beat up my adult son if I heard him say something like that
If he was my son and he said that, I would tell him that I definitely lost value after bringing a piece of shit into the world.
@@timelesstalesbeauty5394 literally every man in my whole family would beat up a relative who said that. All of them. Even the two who are confined to wheel chairs.
Im getting the feeling that these guys think that their girlfriend does stuff like cleaning, shopping, cooking, and general household responsibilities because she's "trained" and not because they're so goddamn incompetent at being a grown adult that she decided it was deal with squalor or do it herself
I used to think running a household was going to be the death of me until I dumped my boyfriend. Turns out it’s actually pretty doable if the person you live with helps even in the slightest
Right?
Right?!? It's AMAZING what "childmen" can accomplish when you aren't around? As soon as you pull into the garage, they become "mencapable" of something as simple as putting the seat down (lid included)! Then you wash the outsides of every dish he "washed" while you were away. He acts like your "mental" and throw an entirely ridiculous "mantrum" because you are "always being critical of everything he does"! When you KNOW he only acts too stupid to do things "the right way". So that we will stop asking you to do anything and just do it ourselves.
😉
Weaponized Incompetence
Idk I mean... all my friends who are girls are messier than me so I think maybe these guys find weird girls who agree with them and think women are supposed to do these things.
However I mean there is some organic reasoning behind the history of women being in charge of the household. But these people just take it to a hateful place instead of just letting people be themselves.
No joke. I was in a toxic relationship when this show premiered. So the tools vaguely reminded me of my bf at the time, so I called him and broke up with him. Sure enough he cried like the tail between his legs dog he was and tried for the next year to get me back. Thanks to tool academy I met the amazing husband that I have, all because it opened my eyes to the biggest tool before him. Lol. True story!
Same! I called my ex boyfriend "Skater tool" and he hated it, it helped a lot in seeing how much was really wrong with him and eventually moving on.
Because of the reality show? You didn't have any friends or family at the time or..
@@karabartley lmao, in my late teens I dated a guy who called himself skater Mike, he was such a a tool and way too old to be basically living at the skate park. He couldn't hold down a job because he'd blow it off to go skateboarding. He was pretty though, I'll give him that
@@goodgolly4726 lmao everyone got super tired of me being depressed real quick so at one point, no I didn't. Clearly you didn't watch the show, there were some good messages sprinkled throughout the entertainment.
Fun fact everyone, in season two of Tool Academy, there was a tool called the Eyeliner Tool, and I used to work with his gf at a kiosk in the mall. He worked at the next kiosk over and it was constant drama.
I think it's called guyliner, you don't want to insult them it might destroy their fragile masculinity
LMFAOO i remember him ugh God!
I come here for this lol someone always has a back story on her posts like this lol
That’s AMAZING
I need all the tea, tell me all your stories 😂
They should make Karen Academy, people bring their Karen (mom, dad, friend etc) and they think its a game show but its really not
Omg sell this idea to HBO Max please
This is the best idea for a show I've seen in a while, Jamie is right, sell this idea, I know Netflix would pick it up in a heart beat
I'd nominate my neighbors for that. 🤣
🤣🤣
@@rl3810 I’m sorry you have to deal with that
I love this documentation of male fragility.
The man show lol.
it‘s like a male self-help group but they don‘t get better, just worse and then…everyone dies eventually
Lmao, right? Some people can't just be normal
*Alpha male fragility. The rest of us laugh at them, too.
Perfectly said! Haha.
“Find myself always Stuck in a relationship….”
“Stuck in a relationship?”
“Ok-Yea twist my words”
HELP HELP HELP MY BRAIN CELLS
I thought I would be triggered by this episode because those alpha podcasts make my blood boil and make me genuinely afraid for any woman who has to interact with them. But this was a nice dose of humor.
Ang, I just liked your comment from Jaime French gold and..I’m also an Ang. Hi! I’m Ang B.
I need to see a Tool reunion. A "Where are they now?" type show. 🔧 🔨
Omg yes
They’re all on dating apps now 😂 I know, because I’ve come across their profiles
i can tell you that MatsuFlex and Shawn did some adult friendly videos together for possibly other men to enjoy and im trying to keep pg for Jaime since its her channel
@Fred Rainey that’s amazing
So I did a deep dive on the internet and according to Reddit Shawn and matsuflex both went into gay porn for a company called reality revealed which got sued because they broke their contracts with the show.
My ex is indeed a tool. When he told me he was watching Andrew Tate, I knew us breaking up was the best outcome. He is a walking red flag. 😐
In the early '00's, I had a boyfriend just like Shaun. The stupid hair, a lip piercing, and yes...he was even training to be in the MMA. So many red flags, and yet we still dated 4 months because I was dumb as heck. Highlights included: having his ex stay at his apartment for a weekend "because she had nowhere to go", getting a ride home from a stripper, and giving me a key to his apartment and following it with "so you can use the gym here".
Hey, at least it was only 4 months and not 4 years and you didn't have any kids with him. We all make mistakes; it's how we learn. 😊
4 months is all you could stand lol. That’s a good thing!
I had a stroke reading this. 😆 Wow.
Woah!!!! Mma trainers aren't automatically douchebags! Did you mean training to be in the ufc, or training in mma? X
@@freebirddee2620 def wouldn’t be training for the UFC it’s an extremely tough thing to be in and those guys have to be amazing fighters. Trust as I know men just getting into the UFC and it’s hard AF. There are amateur and semi pro and pro level mma gyms that are lower level than UFC all over the country and you can pay to be in them ❤
You are legit the only person who's ads I actually watch instead of FF through, you make them so funny they're the only ads I actually enjoy! I pay for premium so I don't have ads because I hate them but then there's still sponsorships I have to skip throuh, I appreciate you so much for making them enjoyable!
dang it I can't edit or Jaime's heart will disappear I meant through**
Yesss...I am living for all the ads..Jaime...you are one of the MAJOR highlights of CZcams . We love you! 😘💐🖤
Me too, I love the ads as much as the rest of the presentation.
Same
Same here. I think if more people made their ads entertaining like that, people would be more inclined to watch lol
Am I the only one excited cause the stovelessness thing makes it sound like Jamie is one step closer to moving into the new house???!!!!!!
Yea they made me move my stove and then everything got delayed so I’ve been suffering from stovelessness for like 3 weeks! 😂
Jaime's acting in her stovelessness ad is way more believable than that in most CZcams apologies, despite being clearly a spoof.
I love your profile pic, 10/10
Shawn looks like he's always being blown to the left by a big gust of wind
😂🤣
This made me lol
I'm having PTSD flashbacks to when all nightclubs were filled with these guys. Again Jaime, you delivered exactly what I needed today. Like that guy said at 17min, "I'm GoNnA bReAk SuMtHiN tO pRoVe I'm NoT a ToOl" hahahaha
Hello Fresh isn't paying you enough. That was Oscar worthy! 👏👏👏💙
Agreed! I was looking for this comment. The editing was perfect😂
These tools are so faulty. They need to be recalled immediately 🛠
Did Shawn really say, "No it's pork." When his one of two girlfriends was asking, "Is that pig you're eating?" Omg I busted out laughing. I think his highlights must have burned the remainder of the brain cells he possibly had. Lmao!
Really makes you wonder why these women are with these guys on the first place.
I have an ex who did crap like that in the relationship, would say the same exact thing as me just a different way and call me wrong but id make them follow the ljne to what i said and admit what they did. I left him. Still funny af
What I love about Jaime is that she doesn't ride on "trends".. she is literally an amazing comedian... She'll never get boring for me to watch!
I literally think this is the best Hello Fresh ad you have ever done, and of course the best of anyone of all time. You nailed the look, atmosphere, dialogue of a true medical condition n I have been diagnosed with stoveless-ness in the past. Lol I’m glad I’m currently in remission. You are the best n one of the handful of ppl that can actually make me LOL.
I am currently suffering from the same affliction, so I appreciate the fact that Jaime could bring light to my sad situation.
Same 😂😂 The one creators ads I don’t FF through.
I am currently diagnosed with chronic stoveless-ness and trying to find a support group 😓
@@justicecampbell3892 Maybe we should start our own support group!
Same. I love how she stands in the empty space of where the stove should go 🤣😂🤣
If it wasn't for my old roommate who also remembered this show and actually downloaded it from god knows where and we binged it while extremely high, I probably would've thought it was a fever dream from my teenage years.
So happy to see you cover this lmao.
I'm a total social introvert and always feel I don't need friends, but I need a Jaime French as my BFF!!! ❤
We all do
What you need is MatzuFlex in your life! HIS AT LEATS 50% CHAD!!
We’re claiming her anyway. If someone asks who your bff is, just say Jaimie. She gets it. 😂
The thing that stuck in my brain from tool academy was one couple was telling whatever expert or host they were talking to, they didn’t use condoms because they couldn’t afford them, and the expert/host was like ‘diapers are more expensive than condoms’ and that stuck in my young brain for life, I don’t think it even registered for the couple on tool academy though.
Oh man I am depressed most of the time. Covid isn’t over for some of us. Thank you for the post. You provide such an amazing public service you don’t even realize.
Covid isn't over for anyone, it just seems like a hell of a lot of people have decided they're no longer participating.
you're not alone 💕
Glad you have this 💗
you're amazing!
It's over when you say it is. It was never about health, sadly.
Umm ma’am… I would have LOVEEEEDDDDDD an hour of this!!! 20 minutes just wasn’t enough lol ( sorry I’m a lil greedy ) Can we at least get a part 2? 👀
Ps - Love your vids 💕
So, real talk. My brother in law is an "alpha male," stemming from deep insecurities, and I can't stand being around him. He constantly talks over me (female) and his wife, and is impossible to have a normal conversation without him dominating the talk by going off on a loud rant wherein he repeats his point over and over. It's so annoying that he wants to hang out with my husband and I, and I actually don't go out anymore if he's gunna be there. My husband is so kind and the complete opposite, but still likes hanging out with my BIL and would like if I saw them more often.
How do I set social boundaries with a THICK HEADED alpha male so I can tolerate being in the same room as him? Because I want to bang my head into a wall about 5 minutes into hanging out.
You and your husband needs to correct him if he talks over you. Other than that, you're gonna be in a constant struggle or be silenced and may grow to resent your husband for being complicit or ignoring his bad behavior towards you.
The troll in me just wants to bring a cazoo and every time he speaks over a woman, give it a toot
Will this help? Maybe not. But it'll make you chuckle
@@kithadfield3732 airhorn!
I read a story about a woman whose friend was trans and their family kept misgendering them. So one family gathering every time the family misgendered them, the woman blasted the airhorn.
Took two hours to fix a problem that had been going on for years. 😂
We need to normalize telling people “EXCUSE ME I WASNT DONE TALKING!”
Next time he speaks over you just ask “sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
I actually don’t have a stove in my tiny apartment. I rely on my instant pot, air fryer and induction burner. Just the other day I told my husband I wanted to try a meal service and he said “but will they have meals we can make without a stove”. Yes, yes they will.
This Hello Fresh ad was maybe my favorite one yet 😂 “I suffer from moderate to severe stovelessness.” The whole thing was so funny.
Holy shit. I came for the “Tool” but leaving early because I already fulfilled my laughing quota with moderate to severe “stoveless-ness” 😂
I too have a stove hole! 👋🏼
Me = 💀
🤣🤣
PLEASE HAVE YOU, NICK AND YOUR FRIENDS REMAKE A SCENE OF TOOL ACADEMY! ONLY YOU PLAY ALL OF THE WOMEN BECAUSE YOURE AMAZING.
She could play all the tools too, honestly
It would consist of breaking things in their house and pounding on table tops so I don't think they'd be down.
I was cast on this show- this season (mister awesome) and the TOOLS
ala
My boyfriend - KNEW. It’s all fake
But he was a tool they cut our footage
Cuz he was too “charming” and I smiled
Too much to cope with my anxiety and didn’t look “sad enough”
WHOA, no...
Thank you for shedding light on these types of guys lol they’re so pathetic and insecure and cringey to listen to
I've gone until today not knowing this show existed....now my blood pressure is high. I can feel it.
I used to watch this with my hubby, it made me super appreciative of his little quirks.
I was done at "moderate to severe stovelessness". The whole episode was a gem from start to stop.
I just want you to know you're the only channel who's ads I watch instead of skip through. All of your sponsors should be paying you triple for the extra work you put in instead of just reading their info. ♥️
^^^ facts
I remember that show! It reminds me of another show. You gotta do an episode on "The Pickup Artist". It was a bunch of losers learning how to insult women into wanting to sleep with them.
OMG Matsuflex, what a blast from the past!! 🤣 I thought I'd forgotten these tools but I guess they were just hiding in an unused crevice in my brain, it all came back rushing in lolol
Girl that coulda been like a 3 part series, I need more! 🤣
OMG!!! I only watched one season of this show and that was only because a former employee appeared on the show as one of the "anti-tools" that would take the girlfriends out on a date.
We had this even in Germany... I remember so well that it helped my 14 year old self to know what not to date 🙈
I love how dicy the first minute of this video was. Jaime serving us HOT tea and we are eternally grateful
I am so glad you talked about this show! I really feel like Shaun is a secret Paul Brother no one knew about. And on the reunion episode it was revealed that he got a third girl pregnant.
Wait, what?!?😂
He sounds exceedingly dumber, which is QUITE the feat.
I member this show! I also member the reunion special where Shawn got some other girl pregnant that wasn’t the two girlfriends he had on the show.
Doesn't surprise me. I'm curious what he's up to now.
We demand another reunion special! (Although it might be kinda sad)
Oh those SHIRTS!!! I wrote a Jersey Shore jingle to my friend to the tune of All That Jazz from Chicago.
Slick your hair and wear your muscle tee...and pump your fist!
If there’s a group of men, the quieter one doing less is the Alpha, according to the Behavior Analyst CZcams channel. An alpha doesn’t have to try to be alpha, he just is.
This is exactly what I was trying to say in my comment, you are much more eloquent! Thank you lol.
That is way too nuanced for these tools.
Thiiiiiiiiiiis 😍
Completely agree. My husband is what would be considered an alpha male by sight and personality. He’s 6’3” and muscular, but he never acts like that’s something to show off. When we’re out, he’ll be the one with good manners treating me like a lady and holding doors for everyone. Just DO NOT threaten his family. I have seen both sides of him and it makes me glad that he is calm and dedicated. These guys that think they have to walk around like fighting roosters are more talk than walk. Only a weak man needs to prove he is a man.
The evolution of this channel has been amazing, I'm so happy I've got to be apart of it. Your videos are always added to my 'cheer up' playlist because I can't physically watch your videos without laughing 😂 amazing work 👏👏
A new Jermy Friendsch video?! My little sausage finger pressed play as fast as it could! 20 minutes of pure joy, and I already know I will watch it a second time immediately after. Thank all deities for Jaime.
You are one of the only creators I will sit through an ad because I thoroughly enjoy your humor & creativity.
I feel like…*some* of the shit they filmed the guys saying to/about their ladies…it’s abusive 😖 and I’m super glad somebody pulled the plug on this ages ago! 🙏🏽 thank you for taking all the wind outta their sails and making this palatable 💖
I found you when I was searching for About Face make up reviews and OH MY GOD I'm about to spend the entire day with your channel. Please never stop.
I clicked so fast lol I’m ready. DRAG THEM JAIME!!!!!!
** Insert maniacal laughter here **
Omg your commercials are soooooo funny u will hit 1 mill subs & beyond thank you for your content it always keeps me happy & brings so much joy
I wish this critique was a series. I could watch u rip on their assininity every week!
Good Charlotte hair was spot on. That description gave me so many flashbacks I was neither ready nor nostalgic for.
Jaime, you NEVER let me down ! You always make my day brighter. Thanks for the laughs. Love you girl !
Hello Fresh needs to pay you way more than what they are now. I laughed so hard at you being stoveless!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're ads are THE BEST. I swear I skip EVERY AD. But yours just feel like part of the video. Love it.
Thank you so much for using your platform to raise awareness about Moderate to Severe Stovelessness…. It’s so misunderstood and I admire your courage ✊🏻
Hey, that guy Shawn, was he the inspiration for Kate's hairstyle on Jon & Kate Plus 8? They were both tools!
When you called him Matisyahu I had to pause I was laughing so hard, literal tears imagining Matisyahu on this show
Same.
Big kudos on your sponsorship "commercials". I can honestly say I have NEVER sat and watched someone's "ad" read on purpose until now. We appreciate your creativity and how you apply it to all aspects. Turning something most people tune out...into entertainment. This is why we love your channel no matter the content!
“And that’s when I asked my search engine” 😂 I never thought I’d look forward to ads but yours are always different and always so hilarious 10/10 this one is my favorite
I love your sponsor bits 😆 I usually skip them when they come on, but I always watch yours.
You are amazing ❤️ thanks for brightening our days!
This was awesome and your ads are so entertaining! Thank you for making these videos, you crack me up Jaime! Nice name too!
You continue to unlock tv memories for me as a 34 y/o 🤣. And your ads are literally the only ones I enjoy watching. Thanks!
YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I look forward to all your posts. I love that you are unique and put time into everything you do. ❤️
Congratulations, you've reached peak entertainment value. I think I liked your hellofresh ad better than any of the content that I've seen elsewhere on CZcams ever. Thank you forever
This unlocked a core memory 😂 I had completely forgotten about this show!
"I am loud, therefore, I am correct"... nailed the hell out of it.
Hey, my husband watched "G's to Gents" back in the day if you're looking for any more member that episodes. This is not the first time he's mentioned it either.. He's talked about it MANY times... Also another quality episode. Your content is absolute gold❤️
I remember that show! One of those dudes is a rapper now, I think?
All the hair styles remind me of The Californians from SNL...
Whooo! So happy to see you! I hope you and Nib are doing good! 🖤💚
I know I am late to this party....but I just found you, and I am laughing out loud, by myself, every 15 secs. You made my otherwise unhappy weekend, better. Thank you. Also, I completely relate to your experiences of 2000s reality TV, but I also appreciate that you are not mean in your humor, like reality TV. 😉
Lol! Thank you so much! Glad to have you here 🥰
Sorry, mean girl...
Sorry, mean man..,.. reply
@@jaimefrenchofficial you are saturday night live.... u deserve a living, by this. Seriously.
Do not stop. You are so awesome. I peed my pants!!!
In all honesty, every time you publish a new video I get so excited to see what kind of an ad you made this time! They give me the best laughs, I love ’em!
Honestly, shy, awkward, timid, quiet, etc. guys should watch this show so they realize, "if these absolute assclowns can get a girlfriend (or even two in the case of Shawn), then I'm going to be alright." Don't worry guys, you're doing alright.
Also, what even were the 2000's? Were we all having a fever dream for those 10 years?
Jaime!!!!! Your hello fresh ad did something so bad to me!! My lungs are weak from covid (even after 8 weeks) but I laughed SO HARD I called my 11 year old son and watched it again and laughed even harder with him… and then went into the most ridiculously long coughing fit!!!
Worth every strangled breath!😂😅😅😂🤣 you need a raise for that.
Moderate to severe stovelessness is a serious modern issue, thank you for raising awareness
I love the accommodations sprinkled throughout this, as if there's an actual Dr.'s note along the lines of: "Patient, Jamie French, can only perform the heavy lifting task of being in the presence of a mindless alpha male for a daily accumulative total of 7 min. Whenever possible, do not assign her to these duties as it can cause further mental trauma. If the task of bearing with a tool proves necessary, reassign the task to the parents whenever possible, as it was originally their responsibility to begin with. Failure to comply may result in a slap to the creature's ("man's") face."
I don't think I was ever aware of Tool Academy but the attack on single moms has me pre-disgusted 😂
It's always hilariously sad when they blame the parent who actually chose to stay with the kid. 😂
@@kimbooley90I know right! Make it make sense 🤔🤔🤔
Yay! A Jamie video on my daughter's 13th B Day. We love your videos. Happy B Day Liddy!!
Happy bday to your daughter
Jaime you are hysterical and bring a smile to my face whenever I see you posted a new video! Thank you!
*Jaime, I swear I watched your Hello Fresh ad like 10 times and 10 times I cracked up* 🤣 *U are a comedy prodigy gurl*
If there's anything that 'Member That?' has shown me, it's that the 2000's were fuckin WILD, man
I'd watch an hour of Jamie.
I was planning on ordering hello fresh tonight so I went to this video to get your code because you deserve it so much! Your hello fresh ads are INSANE.
Your editing and jokes are pure gold. So so glad you continue to making these videos!
Literally love this video. Your wit is amazing and I love everything about how you presented this! 😊♥️
Love your 80’s and 90’s makeup videos and now I find myself binging on all your content. Thank you for sharing yourself with us~ 🖤🤍
You have no idea how much I’m enjoying that the closed captions turned it into, “Alpha Malaria” - it really IS an epidemic! 🤣
These dudes are so ridiculous, they can't possibly be for real. I just can't...
I can't imagine any self respecting person would ever choose bozos like these as a partner! Seriously?
You're righteous, Jamie!!
Hello fresh should honestly make you their spokesperson 😂 Great video, love your humour review style content
Thanks for teaching us a new word that describes so much of social media behavior.
Can't believe I just found your channel, the content is top tier and has me crying laughing at 4am here in Mexico City! Thanks for existing
MANTRUM - what a perfect word! Love it, adding to my vocabulary! 😁😁😁
Oh god, yes. Alpha Podcasts are worst. These guys need help
Girl you legit have the best hellos fresh ads and the only ones I do not skip💜 also you are the first CZcams I really got into again when I got sober a year and a half ago. And you still be crankin out amazing content. And I love your new content so much!!
Shawn literally looks like he is going to cry almost every time he is angry. Which is just, exactly right.
OK, someone probably said this already, but Shawn doesn't have a Good Charlotte hairdo, he has the ultimate Karen hairdo! 🤣
"Aaaahh I want to speak to your manager!" *slams fists down on counter.