Tekken 7 : Kuma Madness

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2020
  • I'm barely even trying.
    dunko store dunkeyscastle.com/
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  • @AxleTrade
    @AxleTrade Před 4 lety +7779

    My friend once told me "The reason why no one knows how to fight against Kuma is that nobody ever uses him."

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 Před 4 lety +417

      aka Rangchu strategy

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo Před 4 lety +324

      Ah, yes the Gigas main strats

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy Před 4 lety +77

      Find better friends

    • @admiralackbar6586
      @admiralackbar6586 Před 4 lety +8

      Damn

    • @TeenywantsaHug
      @TeenywantsaHug Před 4 lety +611

      actually true, characters in this game are very complex and the bottom tier characters are so rare that almost noone knows the matchup, resulting in them having some of the highest winrates online. tekken is really unique and awesome.

  • @dracoshadow2552
    @dracoshadow2552 Před 4 lety +7128

    "This is the first bear type game."
    -Hideo Kuma

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 Před 4 lety +77

      Elephant Stranding is worse than Bear Stranding.

    • @leeiif
      @leeiif Před 4 lety +42

      This is the first stranding type bear.

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 Před 4 lety +39

      You have to have a very high IQ to understand the kuma fighting style

    • @kinanschannel6016
      @kinanschannel6016 Před 4 lety +4

      Epic dumpster bear on the Wii U: Am I joke to you?

    • @nagi2960
      @nagi2960 Před 4 lety +8

      But does this game make you FEEL like a bear?

  • @j.fortnite.kennedy
    @j.fortnite.kennedy Před 4 lety +7406

    Now imagine if Dunkey paid his electric bills so he could actually play the game

    • @frigginbirds
      @frigginbirds Před 4 lety +24

      Too real my dude 😆

    • @alexanderbanman9288
      @alexanderbanman9288 Před 3 lety +7

      LMAO

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi Před 3 lety +45

      @Mega Zeta you’re speaking English so unoriginal make your own language smh

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi Před 3 lety +6

      @Sexy Uchiha wow you're speaking english too smh unoriginal

    • @m9gam
      @m9gam Před 3 lety +16

      @@luckyblockyoshi He's right though. For someone as creative as dunkey, surprisingly, he has the most unoriginal comment section I have ever seen.

  • @corrodan2995
    @corrodan2995 Před 4 lety +6644

    Imagine how good he'd be if he actually owned the game.

  • @nickcloete5938
    @nickcloete5938 Před 4 lety +17924

    Considering this is being played by an actual bear that Dunkey trained on a Nintendo Labo fishing controller it's pretty good ngl

    • @mrhuman5092
      @mrhuman5092 Před 4 lety +491

      Plus the console isn't even turned on and the bear is blindfolded

    • @vince4072
      @vince4072 Před 4 lety +290

      Mr Human plus its the bears little brother playing

    • @huajiang9241
      @huajiang9241 Před 4 lety +131

      GREENBOITHE1ST what’s even more amazing is that the bear doesn’t even exist!

    • @bruhmomenthdr7575
      @bruhmomenthdr7575 Před 4 lety +104

      Mr Human plus the bear was using a usb steering wheel w/ motion controls to control the character’s movement.

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 Před 4 lety +62

      @@huajiang9241 Shiiiiit y'all don't know nothing! The REAL amazing thing is-- we don't even exist, we're just characters in a video game that Dunkey is playing!!

  • @joshrausch3061
    @joshrausch3061 Před 4 lety +2005

    evo was canceled cause everyone knew who would have won

    • @MajorasLullaby
      @MajorasLullaby Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah, your mom

    • @catch7001
      @catch7001 Před 4 lety +42

      Thank you, Dunkey Kung
      Very cool!

    • @bibshib7535
      @bibshib7535 Před 4 lety +18

      @@MajorasLullaby oh my god video game dunkey kung i love all your video game! i rate it with 10 stars
      just like you said, they are oh so funny.

    • @ratatoskrx5521
      @ratatoskrx5521 Před 4 lety

      Knee, arslan ash, Anakin, and jimmy j Tran don’t Stand a chance against the mighty dunkey.

    • @eminem6898
      @eminem6898 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MajorasLullaby omg savage! :0000 thats the videogamedunkey kung I always knew! Go get him dunkey kwuang

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 Před 4 lety +3335

    1:58 Nobody's talking about how smooth that move was.

    • @smellojello8214
      @smellojello8214 Před 4 lety +128

      How does something like that happen? (I don’t have tekken)

    • @wompwomp1658
      @wompwomp1658 Před 4 lety +351

      @@smellojello8214 when both people are low and they both do an attack that might win the fight, it slows down

    • @Isaac-yt3bv
      @Isaac-yt3bv Před 3 lety +49

      but was it a warioware smooth move? yeah didn't think so.

    • @hido...
      @hido... Před 3 lety +52

      I thought 0:40 was cooler

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 Před 3 lety +19

      Nobody's talking about it because it would be like saying water is wet

  • @Lightwaverable
    @Lightwaverable Před 4 lety +3140

    Kuma: Literally laying on the ground
    Morons: "Let me try another high!"

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 4 lety +129

      I did kind of feel bad for the one dude that whiffed his low kick. But also random question, would any jumping attacks work or no?

    • @migueloliveira2130
      @migueloliveira2130 Před 4 lety +15

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 Launchers I dont believe so

    • @404waffles
      @404waffles Před 4 lety +47

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 jumping 2 (ground punch) would but jump attacks are pretty slow

    • @mindofbeasts
      @mindofbeasts Před 4 lety +78

      The lei is an idiot, you can just duck and low parry for an easy launcher

    • @uhhimnotcreative2235
      @uhhimnotcreative2235 Před 4 lety +62

      Just use the Plunging Attack!

  • @fidzschool2941
    @fidzschool2941 Před 4 lety +7025

    Dunkey actually has pretty good spacing and reactions. If only he didn’t play blindfolded with a USB steering wheel, he could potentially go pro.

    • @bitterthenu7278
      @bitterthenu7278 Před 4 lety +326

      But he might get sued since its actually his little brother playing

    • @gergs4life
      @gergs4life Před 4 lety +68

      Or if he even existed

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 Před 4 lety +29

      Truly a shame

    • @procrasadini2283
      @procrasadini2283 Před 4 lety +123

      Dont forget that Dunkey is also doing open heart surgery while playing

    • @gabrielmartin977
      @gabrielmartin977 Před 4 lety +69

      Actually he uses Motion Capture like in the Donkey Kong show, you can tell when he dances at 3:22

  • @skeletonsoup4992
    @skeletonsoup4992 Před 4 lety +1557

    Everyone: "Akuma is the best character"
    Dunkey: " *Kuma* is the best character"

    • @DANCERcow
      @DANCERcow Před 4 lety +43

      A Kuma?

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy Před 4 lety +24

      One kuma

    • @victrollin
      @victrollin Před 4 lety +10

      A kuma is the best character ;)

    • @ariframennoodles8028
      @ariframennoodles8028 Před 4 lety +2

      No, leroy Smith is

    • @L7U
      @L7U Před 4 lety +11

      cant spell "Akuma" without Kuma giving you an A for......uh........... Affort

  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 Před 3 lety +2209

    2:41 Just imagine being that guy, taking hours of blood sweat and tears to learn that long ass combo then you just get shit on by a bear

    • @sibtainahmed3026
      @sibtainahmed3026 Před 3 lety +358

      Bro devil jin(the character he plays) is one of the hardest characters to play in the entire game. He is a mishima amd mishimas are known to be characters that are shit if you play casually and you actually have to be an enthusiast to even play them. That said, mishima players are elitists and the whole community shits on them for thinking that they are better players even if they lose.

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ Před 3 lety +28

      That combo is easy af🤣

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ Před 3 lety +13

      @@sibtainahmed3026 you probably play Asuka or leroy shutup.

    • @aguy4887
      @aguy4887 Před 3 lety +391

      @@WavyJayZ You’re kinda proving his point

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ Před 3 lety +2

      @@aguy4887 how so?

  • @Aardvarkwrangla
    @Aardvarkwrangla Před 4 lety +665

    Yo, the pizza-mascot man being like "anybody else want a piece" is some top-tier character creation lore.

    • @hoobar5331
      @hoobar5331 Před 4 měsíci

      How do we not already have a fighting game character who is just a pizza delivery kid who beats the shit outta people for not paying?

  • @atiterminator
    @atiterminator Před 4 lety +8029

    Tekken Players: learning combos and timings to become the best
    Dunkey: me bear

    • @titus17
      @titus17 Před 4 lety +62

      except dunkey definitely did lab kuma but ok

    • @MrKhaz101
      @MrKhaz101 Před 4 lety +178

      @@titus17 issa joke my dude

    • @michaelparinas4627
      @michaelparinas4627 Před 4 lety +16

      bears go _____.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Před 4 lety +18

      Tekken Players: Well fuck!
      Dunkey: *grins*

    • @29rogans7
      @29rogans7 Před 4 lety +8

      dammit man. Hold my Bear would be perfect there. Dislike=/

  • @isthatkris1272
    @isthatkris1272 Před 4 lety +1887

    Imagine getting on your favorite fighting game “Tekken 7” just to get beat by a guy not even holding a controller while blindfolded

    • @hoist9364
      @hoist9364 Před 4 lety +45

      A controller being held by his little brother

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 Před 4 lety +48

      and then he switches to the USB steering wheel which is blindfolded too and also the game isn't even on

    • @isaacmendez1529
      @isaacmendez1529 Před 4 lety +19

      And not even trying

    • @shogun__535
      @shogun__535 Před 4 lety +7

      @@hoist9364 he uses two of his brothers and hits the controller with them. (while blindfolded ofc.)

    • @ishigamiryu5689
      @ishigamiryu5689 Před 4 lety +6

      Don't forgot that he doesn't even exist

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +1950

    2:27
    "why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun, just shoot the gun."
    *When the Main Character sees through the plot hole*

  • @Sassaparilla
    @Sassaparilla Před 4 lety +789

    1:57 ok, that was legitimately epic

  • @catlion4925
    @catlion4925 Před 4 lety +2584

    Imagine if dunkey took his blindfold off, arm not tied, his lil brother wasnt playing, and he plugged in his controller. Lil majin be sweatin his balls off

  • @electricpeo
    @electricpeo Před 4 lety +9848

    I can't even imagine how frustrating must be finding yourself fighting donkey online

    • @nichoalaz6235
      @nichoalaz6235 Před 3 lety +286

      I’d be honoured to be in the same match with somebody that’s as skilled at tekken as dunkey is.

    • @eriksatlher1
      @eriksatlher1 Před 3 lety +63

      the master cheeser

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 Před 3 lety +71

      Who's donkey, I only know bunkley

    • @francescomorini9084
      @francescomorini9084 Před 3 lety +5

      Cosss ma perché sei qui

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV Před 3 lety

      Well holly screw!
      I haven't seen you in ages!
      CZcams did it again!

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 Před 4 lety +1815

    I feel like Dunkey is just playing Kuma cause he’s a giant bear, and unknowingly became actual god at this game.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 4 lety +94

      Only logical that a grizzly bear would be the best character in close combat! /S

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 Před 4 lety +22

      That's sure my Tekken story.

    • @ThanatorRider
      @ThanatorRider Před 4 lety +80

      "He (Dunkey) does not know what people things are. Like I literally think that he is a bear that's learning how to be a person." -Sky Williams

    • @DarkX64
      @DarkX64 Před 4 lety +15

      God is a reach. Good at kicking in shitty players' teeth maybe. Maybe even good enough to get TKP, but definitely not a god.
      He's dang good though

    • @yuriscynicism
      @yuriscynicism Před 3 lety

      His overweight body sure is built like one

  • @nikt12
    @nikt12 Před 3 lety +469

    2:45
    How much you wanna bet that guy threw his controller through a brick wall after that round?

    • @chubeviewer
      @chubeviewer Před 3 lety +28

      Reminded me of that mountain fight in game of thrones.

    • @JayDineroBandz
      @JayDineroBandz Před 3 lety +2

      😂 He had to

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před 2 lety

      @@chubeviewer bruh whyyy

    • @tincoeani9529
      @tincoeani9529 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol it's his fault doing a jumping attack, should've just stomped him and the battle was over x)

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 Před rokem +3

      I think he expected a low move by Dunky from the ground

  • @Rendolf45
    @Rendolf45 Před 4 lety +2749

    0/10, description doesn’t say “I'm *bearly* even trying”

  • @MoeTorbote
    @MoeTorbote Před 4 lety +1327

    90% sure the guy in the last clip killed himself after that

    • @marshalljoseph8582
      @marshalljoseph8582 Před 4 lety +27

      i would

    • @LeafDreams
      @LeafDreams Před 4 lety +91

      that guy losing that way in the video? that would never happen that way if he had raycon on tho

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 Před 4 lety +21

      @@LeafDreams ads getting smarter and smarter

    • @peppermintgal4302
      @peppermintgal4302 Před 4 lety +38

      @@empress_0 Last night I was woken up by the sound of heavy breathing, and was startled to see an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends standing at the foot of my bed.

    • @AlfiansyahHendry
      @AlfiansyahHendry Před 4 lety +2

      @@LeafDreams aight I'm getting one tomorrow

  • @k0bu364
    @k0bu364 Před 3 lety +333

    This is EXACTLY what i thought what an average Kuma player sounds like. Simply fantastic.

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo Před 2 lety +21

      AVERAGE KUMA ENJOYER

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls Před 3 lety +243

    I love how a character in a fighting game is literally just a bear.

  • @Plebblo
    @Plebblo Před 4 lety +1400

    ah yes dunkeys signature catchphrase: "You were saying?"

    • @joe____
      @joe____ Před 4 lety +36

      "Did I mine that?"

    • @jackunclean9760
      @jackunclean9760 Před 4 lety +2

      I bet he didn’t even win that match. He shows the round 2 win and nothing else.

    • @cillianclarke8987
      @cillianclarke8987 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought his catch frase was "bah wo wa bad da"

    • @muhammadraafey567
      @muhammadraafey567 Před 4 lety +3

      Black Ops

    • @baconblaster9593
      @baconblaster9593 Před 4 lety

      You were saying his catchphrase and then stopped talking, what was his catchphrase

  • @nexonus9513
    @nexonus9513 Před 4 lety +1015

    “It really makes you feel like a bear”
    -IGN

  • @axe1447
    @axe1447 Před 4 lety +466

    "why am I fighting this guy I have a gun"
    Such a American thing I ever heard

  • @igeltheoutsider9372
    @igeltheoutsider9372 Před 4 lety +376

    Tekken player: i have 700 hours in this game, i've learned and mastered every single combo ever
    Dunkey: hold my bear

    • @Posdrums3
      @Posdrums3 Před 4 lety +12

      tfw I have twice those hours and still feel inadequate
      tfw no face

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 Před 3 lety +1

      I have over 700 hours and I'm still pretty trash in comparison to the good players ngl

    • @gladman9634
      @gladman9634 Před 3 lety +3

      master every combo? try 7000 hours

  • @leafspiderbane
    @leafspiderbane Před 4 lety +2373

    “Why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun” 🤣

  • @carltonbanks8797
    @carltonbanks8797 Před 4 lety +2155

    dunkey is truly the greatest, even when he's using a usb steering wheel

    • @AmokCanuck
      @AmokCanuck Před 4 lety +12

      And he was barely even trying

    • @Marklennon
      @Marklennon Před 4 lety +14

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. - I win, Bye Bye

    • @lightning23100
      @lightning23100 Před 4 lety +16

      That was actually his little brother playing on top of that

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 Před 4 lety +16

      And he's blindfolded, too. Clearly a master at his craft.

    • @niki55551
      @niki55551 Před 4 lety +4

      Wasnt even plugged in

  • @Ocean_Man205
    @Ocean_Man205 Před 4 lety +60

    There is something just incredibly satisfying seeing a person pull off a full combo with a cinematic and everything, only to be destroyed by a bear squirming on the ground

  • @HoldOnImComin
    @HoldOnImComin Před 3 lety +145

    It's really crazy when you realize they taught an actual bear these moves so they could use motion tracking

    • @gomjabbar6246
      @gomjabbar6246 Před 2 lety +17

      They brought in a stunt samon as well, really nice guy, showed me a sick sushi place.

  • @grakaganggang3569
    @grakaganggang3569 Před 4 lety +1710

    Who woulda thunk Banjo from “Banjo Kazooie” would be so good at MMA

    • @Phabrysio
      @Phabrysio Před 4 lety +30

      He's from Smash Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch actually

    • @PROPAINZERO
      @PROPAINZERO Před 4 lety +10

      @@Phabrysio actually he is from banjo and kazooie for the Nintendo 64

    • @leodash_
      @leodash_ Před 4 lety +11

      If Devil Kazuya riding on Kuma, would that make them Banjo Kazuya?

    • @anthonythomas9677
      @anthonythomas9677 Před 4 lety +2

      @@PROPAINZERO banjo and kazooie actually originated from the sans series

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 Před 4 lety +2

      I mean kazzoie a big guy and a bear, id expect him to be good at mauling. Meanwhile banjo the bird, put someone in the backpack with him he'll get scratched the crap out of.

  • @duckrobot3399
    @duckrobot3399 Před 4 lety +2790

    Imagine how good he would be if he wasn’t playing with a usb steering wheel

    • @pragmat1k
      @pragmat1k Před 4 lety +86

      You fool. You absolute buffoon. It is the steering wheel that gives him his power.

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco Před 4 lety +4

      @@pragmat1k huh

    • @rossselby-salazar6029
      @rossselby-salazar6029 Před 4 lety +3

      vilxoro i don’t think he gets the reference

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 Před 4 lety +5

      Getting old

    • @justsomeguy904
      @justsomeguy904 Před 4 lety +18

      Imagine how good the comment section would be without THESE COMMENTS

  • @marshallcravey2901
    @marshallcravey2901 Před 4 lety +50

    1:45 gosh reminds me of my dad

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Před 3 lety +93

    Dunkey is one of the most efficient Tekken Salt miners I have ever seen

  • @maurikarp6169
    @maurikarp6169 Před 4 lety +3012

    Imagine if Dunkey wasn’t playing on tilt controls

    • @sbgaming5348
      @sbgaming5348 Před 4 lety +82

      Or if he wasnt also using the Rock Band Microphone as a controller

    • @peickudeicku1493
      @peickudeicku1493 Před 4 lety +32

      Or if he wasn't using his steering wheels on

    • @coladrinker4467
      @coladrinker4467 Před 4 lety +15

      Or if he was playing as Gon

    • @harukonoe4248
      @harukonoe4248 Před 4 lety +33

      or if it wasn't his little brother that was playing

    • @buppo8931
      @buppo8931 Před 4 lety +16

      Imagine if he was Actually Born and Playing Tho

  • @brunodasilva9077
    @brunodasilva9077 Před 4 lety +1121

    He is like knack, "all he knows are 3 punches and a kick"

  • @luthfihiday5345
    @luthfihiday5345 Před 4 lety +82

    "Get ready to fly!"
    *And... She fly.

  • @jadonmcallister8867
    @jadonmcallister8867 Před 4 lety +39

    Just love how in a game about martial artist fighting to the death there is this floppy ass bear just hanging around

  • @hamachibeans4471
    @hamachibeans4471 Před 4 lety +1712

    “Back to formula?”
    Ah yes I see, how could I be so blind, I see the connection now
    Bear=green goblin

    • @generalkenobi858
      @generalkenobi858 Před 4 lety +51

      Out, am I?

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 Před 4 lety +2

      @@generalkenobi858 general Kenobi you're shorter than I expected

    • @amancuso07
      @amancuso07 Před 4 lety +2

      @@generalkenobi858 it's you who's out, out of your mind

    • @kickitsmooth
      @kickitsmooth Před 4 lety +3

      I know right? What a random reference. I love Dunkey.

    • @gicsternad3449
      @gicsternad3449 Před 4 lety +1

      Don’t tell harry

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 Před 4 lety +1464

    To quote dunkey’s Skyrim video: “GET IN THERE BEAR”

  • @superbotc
    @superbotc Před 4 lety +167

    I imagine Dunkey would be incredibly annoying to play against. But he’s fun to watch!

  • @ruinmaniac1411
    @ruinmaniac1411 Před 4 lety +20

    The Tekken customisation system sure is something when a giant ass bear isn't the weirdest looking thing on screen at any given moment

  • @johnbeckman2698
    @johnbeckman2698 Před 4 lety +754

    I think Dunkey is now realizing his spirit animal is a bear but he’s had the donkey mascot for so long, that he is struggling to change it

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged Před 4 lety +925

    *_Carries Pizza on his back_*
    _"Anybody else want a piece?"_

  • @parapax6255
    @parapax6255 Před 4 lety +13

    3:13 ⚠️IN DANGER OF DEMOTION⚠️
    Dunkey shares no emotion

  • @shoune6829
    @shoune6829 Před 4 lety +31

    2:28
    for his neutral special he wields a gun.

  • @elrapido5150
    @elrapido5150 Před 4 lety +9125

    Every fighting game has an unseen meter: the mental meter. The fastest way to build it is to annoy your opponent, and when it's full they forget how to play the game.
    Nicely done, Dunkey.

    • @TuckinOnMySitties
      @TuckinOnMySitties Před 4 lety +184

      That's an apt way to phrase that. Respect

    • @The_Super_NOVA
      @The_Super_NOVA Před 4 lety +130

      Sounds like you're describing Ganondorf players lol

    • @siena2593
      @siena2593 Před 4 lety +53

      true gamer energy right there

    • @CaylexT
      @CaylexT Před 4 lety +194

      You can start adding to that meter directly from the character selection screen, no joke

    • @kevvbmm
      @kevvbmm Před 4 lety +9

      It’s called Auto Piloting

  • @chrisearnest6485
    @chrisearnest6485 Před 4 lety +494

    tekken player: precise rehearsed 27 hit combo
    dunkey: sleepy bear go thwack

    • @ehsteve231
      @ehsteve231 Před 4 lety +37

      That's Tekken in a nutshell. Sometimes you just get beared.

    • @b0ltun0
      @b0ltun0 Před 4 lety

      *unbearable*

  • @romankhamov6229
    @romankhamov6229 Před 4 lety +30

    "Back to Formula?" I died.

  • @ssgssssg7393
    @ssgssssg7393 Před 3 lety +22

    “He’s too good, I don’t like tekken anymore” me every time I play tekken 😂

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Před 4 lety +652

    As a Canadian child, I was visited by the Mounties' Bear Division and briefed on dangerous bear techniques to look out for. Only one man on the team had witnessed the fabled Dancing Bear manoeuvre. He lost his legs to a grazing blow, but managed to hand-stand his way to safety thanks to his extensive mime background.

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 4 lety +1895

    You know a player is gonna suck when they have "twitch/" in front of their name

    • @mdarycc_920
      @mdarycc_920 Před 4 lety +8

      Where is connection?

    • @sl1ckk1ll3r
      @sl1ckk1ll3r Před 4 lety +202

      @@mdarycc_920 because they are advertising they are going to record the fight, hyping themselves up and making the opponent think they are good. It normally does the inverse and most opponent's will go all out, annihilating Mr Twitch (Who has now recorded his cheeks getting clapped).

    • @mdarycc_920
      @mdarycc_920 Před 4 lety +95

      @@sl1ckk1ll3r Streamers, that puts twitch/ in their nickname are mostly just started streaming and they are in need of viewers, i think only some edgy mental midged guy can use his twitch in nickname for showing skill and authority

    • @thatoneguy2242
      @thatoneguy2242 Před 4 lety +55

      Desperado
      To quote a content creator
      “If you put twitch in the name you can’t expect intelligence”

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 Před 4 lety +85

      See I tried doing the reverse with this by renaming myself on Steam "World's Worst Tekken Player" and going online to play.
      I still lost hard. But at least my name fits

  • @driplordissa
    @driplordissa Před 3 lety +15

    2:00 is by far the best and most goofiest Kuma play 😂

  • @haj_endot
    @haj_endot Před 3 lety +21

    I want to see Dunkey enter in-person tournaments once they become a thing again, because his ability to build salt is unfathomable to mortals.

  • @8megabytes0
    @8megabytes0 Před 4 lety +677

    "There is a little bear for everyone"
    -IGN 9.3/10

    • @frumbolo
      @frumbolo Před 4 lety +17

      Tekken 7 really makes you *feel* like a bear.

    • @TheDanLCS
      @TheDanLCS Před 4 lety +3

      @@frumbolo Nope...you are nitpicking and bias, I WIN!!!bye bye

    • @MichaelTegio
      @MichaelTegio Před 4 lety

      Nah he’s pretty big actually :///// 0/5

    • @muudingo9180
      @muudingo9180 Před 4 lety

      10/10 pun

    • @matabishippuden6965
      @matabishippuden6965 Před 4 lety

      @@frumbolo that would be the case if anyone actually played kuma.

  • @nathancoffman3025
    @nathancoffman3025 Před 4 lety +974

    Dunkey is biased toward games where you play as a bear and fight people with martial arts. This is why I never watch dunkey.

    • @adrianmeza28
      @adrianmeza28 Před 4 lety +7

      was dunkey the bear in the vid??????

    • @jordantucek7153
      @jordantucek7153 Před 4 lety +1

      ...what

    • @whoathere558
      @whoathere558 Před 4 lety +29

      Yeah I stopped listening to this guy when he said Bubsy 3D was no good.

    • @Fitalita
      @Fitalita Před 4 lety +15

      @@whoathere558 yeah, i remember the good old dunkey, the one who played good games like bookworm adventures

    • @cookiebunny1526
      @cookiebunny1526 Před 4 lety +2

      I main you in battlefront

  • @megatfirdauz3179
    @megatfirdauz3179 Před 4 lety +14

    3:01 the song synced in with the "Perfect" and "KO" so perfectly holy shit

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide Před rokem +8

    The Fact that Dunkey mains Kuma is just absolutely hilarious yet at the same time fitting.

  • @samgatti3045
    @samgatti3045 Před 4 lety +728

    1:51 I'm glad "You were saying?" is a reoccuring phrase for Dunkey now

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 Před 4 lety +2425

    the amount of people advertising with their names... lol

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian Před 4 lety +12

      wtf

    • @Fluffyudders
      @Fluffyudders Před 4 lety +170

      Didn't notice that, how sad.... although it does make me want to catch a stream of the guy at 1:12 and ask him about his loss to dunkey

    • @weekendthreat5576
      @weekendthreat5576 Před 4 lety +132

      Yeah it's pretty lame. I've never seen someone advertise their channel in a game and gone "hell yeah let's check it out." If I ever remembered the name and saw them on Twitch I wouldn't even bother

    • @ashrimpcouldnotdothis
      @ashrimpcouldnotdothis Před 4 lety +143

      remember, twitch in the name = got no brain

    • @blockyoxwinkle5829
      @blockyoxwinkle5829 Před 4 lety +42

      It can work I suppose, especially if they're either super good or super bad. If they've already got an audience it's probably more of a joke with them though. I see a lot in CoD and it's usually not anyone particularly good

  • @breid98
    @breid98 Před 4 lety +20

    1:55 BACK TO FORMULA LMAOOO

    • @ChadLPN
      @ChadLPN Před 2 lety

      Holy shit how did I miss that?!

    • @aaaaaaaaaalrightythen9953
      @aaaaaaaaaalrightythen9953 Před 2 lety +1

      He always find a way to quote the raimi Spider-man movies lmao

    • @halo7372
      @halo7372 Před 2 lety

      dude i just realized that was a spiderman quote today, just hit me

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack Před 3 lety +9

    Can we appreciate how Dunkey went from 1st dan to Destroyer in just 4 months?
    My deadass was stuck at Brawler then go back to 3rd Dan in one month before and now I'm at Juggernaut after 1 year...

    • @-ShiraZen-
      @-ShiraZen- Před 3 lety +2

      Nobody knows the bear matchup at all. If you picked up bear you could flowchart or mash to yellow ranks easily. Even top players get mushed by bears.

  • @AMG.Music.
    @AMG.Music. Před 4 lety +308

    This level of skill is exactly what i would expect out of the world record holder for bowser's big bean burrito

    • @nickv.4752
      @nickv.4752 Před 4 lety +9

      Actually Lil Kirbs has it now

    • @kichu2555
      @kichu2555 Před 4 lety +5

      @@nickv.4752 stfu

    • @greatheightsu
      @greatheightsu Před 4 lety

      @@kichu2555 Lil Kirbs did it blindfolded. You mad?

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch Před 4 lety +456

    _The scene is EVO 2021. Dunkey has emerged victorious at the Tekken 7 grand finals after years of training and dedication. A journalist approaches him_
    Journalist: Wow Dunkey, what an incredible display of skill! You must be very proud. I have to ask, what drove you to be so disciplined and dedicated to this game?
    Dunkey: I like the funny bear character

    • @joeyskar
      @joeyskar Před 4 lety +9

      1:13 wins the whole tournament with this move.

    • @TheM0dMan
      @TheM0dMan Před 4 lety +3

      @@joeyskar and this 1:51

    • @user-vf4oh1pd9t
      @user-vf4oh1pd9t Před 4 lety +12

      The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Bears at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on mastery of tilt controls. The steering wheel auction metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

    • @tracerbullet85
      @tracerbullet85 Před 4 lety +1

      Too much buildup for a mediocre punchline. 0/5

    • @spikedkitten1109
      @spikedkitten1109 Před 4 lety +1

      @Lynn HQ 3:21

  • @TheAmericanpyro
    @TheAmericanpyro Před 4 lety +15

    Whenever I rewatch Dunkey video's, I always start with this video. This is hands down his best video. Every second of it is so enjoyable with every scene having some quotable moment. Not only that, it's such an emotional rollercoaster with themes of friendship, deception, betrayal and so much more. Dunkey's brilliance shines most in the way he crafts his characters and develops them throughout the story.
    The story starts with a sentient DVD copy of "Hobbit 2 : Smaug's Den" who manipulates the people around him to mindlessly kill random people who end up discovered as traitors. This coincidence gives "Hobbit" the opportunity to gain everybody's trust, allowing him to continue his rampage. One allegory that people tend to miss is the fact that he wants to kill both Americas. This could be an underlying message showing that he does not like the divide that America and the only way to stop it is to end both parties and start anew. On a side note, the scene with Cobalt when his name is on the line was so powerful. He had such passion knowing he wasn't a traitor and as Hobbit lets his guard down to help him, the real traitor appears and shoots him in the god damn face. Anyway, as a result of Hobbit's killings, the first antagonist arises, ultimatefail2. At first, he seems to just be a menace, but he tries his hardest to use his words to fix the problem and ultimately fails as his speech is ignored and leaves in search of becoming a better man while Hobbit continues his spree.
    Some may see the Nemo scene to be filler; however, it gives us a visual representation of Hobbit's mind and his intentions. You can see just how deranged he is as he opens fire on a picture of a cat believing he is really stopping the bad guy while he ignores his conscience who is asking what he's shooting at. Hobbit then fire's at a picture of a father trying to find his son, thinking he is the son, Nemo who he also believes is a bad guy. He is willing to stop anyone and anything that is what he believes is evil making him an antihero. We are then thrown back into reality where Hobbit is faced with a dilemma of not knowing which of the two newest characters is a traitor. He fires blindly at the wrong one which gives the real traitor the opportunity to kill them both. One of these characters is FunGhoul the brilliant hacker and lovable Runescape playing guy who Dunkey should find and start playing with again.
    Ghoul is consistently taken advantage of and is never even able to finish a sentence. This causes him to succumb to the dark side and start a cold war with Hobbit, sending threats of taking over his various accounts. Hobbit handles very well until a previously unknown background character and continuous stalker of his, President Shrek, betrays him which drags Shrek into this ongoing war. When a common enemy arrives, evansilverheart, they all team up to take him down, but this doesn't stop anything. As the threats die down, the action begins. Hobbit and Ghoul go back and fourth deceiving and killing each other. With his masterful thinking, Hobbit comes up with the plan to trick Ghoul into becoming allies with him in order to take down both DJ and awesomeman. The deception succeeds and Hobbit wins the mental war against Ghoul after killing him using another traitor. Following these events, you can see Hobbit starting to take on the real bad guys rather than random people while Ghoul has a mental breakdown due to the result of the war, killing Shrek who is revealed to be his buddy and secondary deputy, and then killing himself.
    Ghoul went from being the lovable guy to being filled with evil and hatred, literally stabbing Hobbit in the back. Hobbit changed from being a cold-hearted killer to the hero that he wanted to be deep down inside using his manipulation skills to become a traitor and revealing everyone who actually was. The video ends on a scene of Hobbit killing a random bystander after seeing the horrors of war leaving us on the edge of our seat and showing that he may still have his old ways within him.

    • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
      @millionshadesofdarkness2165 Před 4 lety +1

      Mastapiece. Dunkey/10

    • @jamesg1827
      @jamesg1827 Před 2 lety +1

      Well actually, if you knew the true lore behind this video it was in fact a sentient copy of Hobbit 1: Ghoul’s Castle. But of course, this is a very easy thing to be confused about as the two DVD’s are almost identical, so your foolish mistake is excusable. Basically, what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye

  • @bronxbombers1314
    @bronxbombers1314 Před 4 lety +113

    What kills me as a Tekken player, is Dunkey literally isn’t trying and he’s STILL BETTER THAN ILL EVER BE :’( lmao

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 Před 4 lety +13

      Now imagine he actually played and didn’t just give the controller to his brother who’s blindfolded

    • @BigBoatSwim
      @BigBoatSwim Před 3 lety +7

      Smoove or maybe this was just a funny video so he only used clips where he was trolling?

    • @kie2
      @kie2 Před 3 lety +15

      @Smoove of course he has no fundamentals. He's blindfolded and using a USB steering wheel. If was actually trying he'd be too good

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 Před 3 lety +2

      @Smoove where will your fundies be when he does grounded overhead on last round on a magic pixel after not using it a single time all match

    • @-ShiraZen-
      @-ShiraZen- Před 3 lety +8

      Tbh bear players are going to be boosted by the character because nobody knows the matchup. I have been beaten by a literal day 0 bear irl even as someone with hundreds of hours in the game.

  • @beelord258
    @beelord258 Před 4 lety +677

    Me: loses every game after green rank
    Dunkey: gets to orange by being a meme legend

    • @hendricka3029
      @hendricka3029 Před 4 lety +2

      Hey you are me ! I stopped playing because of that, everytime I got to the greenranks I got demoted..even after a 100 hours of play time.

    • @ChereraTaguato
      @ChereraTaguato Před 4 lety +1

      @@hendricka3029 What is the order of the rankings?

    • @elrapido5150
      @elrapido5150 Před 4 lety +15

      Bear is the new top tier meta. Fursan paved the way, and Dunkey galvanized the trail.

    • @asianwithswagable
      @asianwithswagable Před 4 lety +6

      @@ChereraTaguato It goes teal, green, yellow, orange, red, purple, you get the idea.

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 Před 4 lety +21

      @@asianwithswagable no i don't get the idea? does it go higher then purple or is purple the highest rank?

  • @BlueV205
    @BlueV205 Před 4 lety +1616

    Jokes aside, the fact that he rose to yellow ranks with those tactics is lmao moment.

    • @Squidward-jv7go
      @Squidward-jv7go Před 4 lety +218

      He got to orange rank too for a bit loll I’m hoping for my own sake that outside of the video he played at least a little differently

    • @behema9815
      @behema9815 Před 4 lety +41

      1st dan hours

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 Před 4 lety +6

      @@butnuster354 Pretty sure you can one and done & improve,Tekken on recently added rematches.
      especially since half of those people end playing the fucking same as you climb anyway.

    • @Umbralaniidae
      @Umbralaniidae Před 4 lety +43

      He got an Orange rank, but even Red ranks are a joke this season, S1 Greens. I assume he played more seriously in matches not shown here. A lot of people don't lab Bears, so you can get away with egregious stuff, but I don't think you'll get to Orange on gimmics alone, at least if you don't pick and chose your opponents.

    • @rinozisa9396
      @rinozisa9396 Před 4 lety +220

      Sometimes, all you need is the bear necessities.

  • @binderstonkeyes7172
    @binderstonkeyes7172 Před 4 lety +13

    This isn’t 0.1% of his power, now imagine if he was actually born

  • @Only_Now_Matters
    @Only_Now_Matters Před 4 lety +12

    1:56 Okay this is sick

  • @LRL95
    @LRL95 Před 4 lety +643

    Dunkey playing The Revenant: The Game

  • @worughtzee366
    @worughtzee366 Před 4 lety +314

    You see, the bear is actually just Reggie in a bear costume, taking out all of his pent up rage about there being no new sonic game this year

    • @ianscholes3223
      @ianscholes3223 Před 4 lety +3

      I knew it

    • @davidsantiago7808
      @davidsantiago7808 Před 4 lety +5

      i legit read this in dunkeys voice lmao

    • @davidolson5068
      @davidolson5068 Před 4 lety +3

      Are you dumb? Reggie retired, they wouldnt put him in a game.

    • @BlackPeggy
      @BlackPeggy Před 4 lety +4

      @@davidolson5068 you fool do you even know what you are talking about? Reggie is obiously in the game

    • @danielisidoro1599
      @danielisidoro1599 Před 4 lety

      every punch is just full of rage with each Mother 3 Porting question

  • @potatoboy423
    @potatoboy423 Před 3 lety +8

    “You’re not good enough”

  • @HarryBergerVEVO
    @HarryBergerVEVO Před 3 lety +21

    I play professional fighting games. I won a couple small events. This video has opened my eyes to new concepts.

  • @Andrew_GNX00
    @Andrew_GNX00 Před 4 lety +306

    1:57 “He’s doing it... He’s starting to believe...”

  • @hardcash2192
    @hardcash2192 Před 4 lety +665

    "9,2- It has a little bear for everyone"
    -IGN

  • @alicobos4627
    @alicobos4627 Před 4 lety +11

    "Back to Formula?" was a reference to supidaman: Attack of the green goblin.

  • @bosssssss
    @bosssssss Před 4 lety +7

    god the syncing of the music with the kos and the perfects at 3:02

  • @matthewmagro7827
    @matthewmagro7827 Před 4 lety +657

    “Back to formula?”
    Throws scientist through the window
    Dunkey- “I’m a cop”

  • @ibdgonzo
    @ibdgonzo Před 4 lety +173

    I can feel that last person's anger through this video.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 Před 4 lety +3

      Could you tell me if he tossed his controller or TV out of the window?

    • @kdcrown6324
      @kdcrown6324 Před 4 lety

      @@konnermorris1753 crushed his pizza-box fightstick in half

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 Před 4 lety

      @@kdcrown6324 can you conclude if it was a limited edition Tekken fightstick?

  • @SpeakChinglish
    @SpeakChinglish Před 4 lety +12

    1:10 “anyone body else wants a piece”
    Me: yea, alright, I’ll have a slice

  • @meylinfox
    @meylinfox Před 2 lety +2

    The last guy died from hitting the bear's cheeks of steel

  • @mhoang2006
    @mhoang2006 Před 4 lety +1179

    Imagine if he:
    -wasn't wearing a blindfold
    -wasn't using a usb steering wheel
    -and was actually playing instead of his little brother

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti Před 4 lety +276

    “You were saying??”
    *_I’m in._*

  • @arielclarencetan4883
    @arielclarencetan4883 Před 3 lety +1

    For anyone wondering that banger music . It is hwoarang ost for the arcade version of tekken 3. Thank me later.

  • @leoarmstrong100
    @leoarmstrong100 Před rokem +2

    3:21 Get ready to fly... It's like one of Jackie Chan's female goon.. Saying something and then banging their own head..

  • @osteenlove
    @osteenlove Před 4 lety +80

    1:59 was too clean

    • @GoFidoGo
      @GoFidoGo Před 4 lety +6

      Dunkey's an idiot savant

  • @MrAKG500
    @MrAKG500 Před 4 lety +396

    Ah I see, this is one of those games with a character that has a siren light on the top of his head, a big pizza glued to his back, and is wearing frog pants.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 4 lety +26

      Yeah, the customization options are kinda wack

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj Před 4 lety +4

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 only kinda?

    • @Alacazar22
      @Alacazar22 Před 4 lety +11

      Anybody else want a piece? [of pizza]

    • @user-fg9vr7mk5z
      @user-fg9vr7mk5z Před 4 lety +4

      The game is amazing, but the customisation is kind of lame.

    • @blockyoxwinkle5829
      @blockyoxwinkle5829 Před 3 lety +3

      @Vall91 Jp1 I'm just glad they don't charge for it like every other company

  • @saranganlogathasan9677
    @saranganlogathasan9677 Před 3 lety +8

    "You win? Im in" made me laugh harder than it should have😂

  • @BoxiesAU
    @BoxiesAU Před 4 lety +8

    "You were saying?" - Best line ever

  • @mizchief7305
    @mizchief7305 Před 4 lety +350

    1:57 Every bollywood movie summed up

  • @crowstastegood8888
    @crowstastegood8888 Před 4 lety +362

    Description: I'm barely even trying
    Endcard: more bearley
    me: wait a minute

    • @Chase_Adams
      @Chase_Adams Před 4 lety +2

      Hren Modor nothing gets past you

    • @sandpiee
      @sandpiee Před 4 lety +3

      This is beary suspicious

  • @FumoSequence
    @FumoSequence Před 3 lety +7

    "GET READY TO FLY--" **DIES**

  • @somwongbulipsurt7901
    @somwongbulipsurt7901 Před 3 lety +6

    Was everyone surprised? It's a freaking bear I mean.....it's a BEAR.

  • @supermariobrothers2260
    @supermariobrothers2260 Před 4 lety +593

    Ha, fools. He didn’t even use his ultimate move... “The Spin Move.”

  • @faiqhaikal2908
    @faiqhaikal2908 Před 4 lety +192

    Everybody gangsta till bob pull out a deagle.

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi Před 4 lety +2

      that's a heck and cockler ak5 chambered in 80 caliber with the incindeary armmo

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux Před 4 lety +1

      Is a deagle a mix between a donkey and a beagle? Asking for a friend.

  • @8bitneslife1985
    @8bitneslife1985 Před 3 měsíci +1

    If Kuma starts to dance, then you should absolutely RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

  • @BigBoiAlpha
    @BigBoiAlpha Před 3 lety +4

    i like how in the description it says "I'm barely even trying" but not bearly. Like he didn't do the pun on purpose