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  • The first polygon, textured map fighting game available.
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  • @ADoseofBuckley
    @ADoseofBuckley Před 2 lety +23748

    This is why this is the greatest video game channel on CZcams. 300 other goofballs on here are scrambling to get their Psychonauts 2 reviews up, Dunkey says "here's TEKKEN from 1994 this is what you get today".

    • @rasmustagu
      @rasmustagu Před 2 lety +231

      Exactly

    • @titus17
      @titus17 Před 2 lety +446

      out here sounding like a kanye west fan. his content is great but hes just a dude fam

    • @scoutpilgrim5320
      @scoutpilgrim5320 Před 2 lety +227

      dunkey's so good, I actually forgot all about psychonauts 2 the second I saw this on my feed
      it's a mastapeece

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 Před 2 lety +281

      Psyconauts 2 has tekken a back seat

    • @exeterd9
      @exeterd9 Před 2 lety +205

      @@titus17 have you ever experienced satire just once in your pitiful life?

  • @gamblingking6495
    @gamblingking6495 Před 2 lety +2490

    Tekken franchise summed up in one statement: “Heihachi is still alive”

    • @yoshimallow_5121
      @yoshimallow_5121 Před 2 lety +92

      If Heihachi is actually dead in Tekken 8, I'm gonna be mildly upset.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo Před 2 lety +211

      “Somehow, Heihachi is still alive”

    • @averageguy6675
      @averageguy6675 Před 2 lety +43

      @@yoshimallow_5121 Akuma comes in again as a guest character and saves Heihachi to become best friends ☺️

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 Před 2 lety +18

      Heihachi needs to come back as a ghost the same way that Jinpachi did

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv Před 2 lety +22

      Heihachi will outlive everyone. And i mean, EVERYone

  • @Harry101UK
    @Harry101UK Před 2 lety +6348

    I like how you ended on a cliffhanger.

  • @questionablekumquats4437
    @questionablekumquats4437 Před 2 lety +1416

    King is such a cool character. I hope he stays financially and mentally stable in the next game

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 Před rokem +197

      Yeah, it would be a shame if he turned to heavy drinking.

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 Před rokem +159

      It would really suck if the orphanage ran out of money

    • @rossman8919
      @rossman8919 Před rokem +79

      I hope he isn't killed by a green guy

    • @Weirdobjects_
      @Weirdobjects_ Před rokem +63

      Hope he don't get replaced by some weird jaguarman

    • @mrbigman006
      @mrbigman006 Před rokem +12

      Who's gonna tell him

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v Před 2 lety +1002

    "Teh Ken. Haven't played it yet. Classic."
    - Lil B

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta Před 2 lety +7575

    the cutscenes in this game are peak playstation era aesthetic

    • @derekhenriquez5740
      @derekhenriquez5740 Před 2 lety +12

      Yes sir

    • @snkerdoodles
      @snkerdoodles Před 2 lety +20

      Where the haunted Tekken disc creepypasta?

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike Před 2 lety +3

      I keep seeing you in comments..
      But since you like Oney I know you have good taste

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 Před 2 lety +3

      Surprised there hasn't been a narration of a kid's first time trying the game. Nothing bizarre, just the game as-is

    • @Karleetoh
      @Karleetoh Před 2 lety +3

      90s cg fmvs are nightmare fuel for me. sometimes I want a horror game that looks like that

  • @Sicaoisdead
    @Sicaoisdead Před 2 lety +611

    Kazuya’s smile at the end truly is a sight of horror. I see that in my nightmares.

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog Před 2 lety +17

      When the imposter is sus

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 2 lety +10

      Then you should see his arcade intro stare

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston Před 2 lety +3

      So long as your son doesn't throw you off a cliff you'll be fine.

    • @tikami5511
      @tikami5511 Před 2 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @homeoftek5844
      @homeoftek5844 Před rokem +2

      The horror in Tekken 1's graphics would do The Texas Chainsaw Massacre proud lol

  • @kevingeisenhof
    @kevingeisenhof Před 2 lety +2342

    Ngl, I REALLY hope that "to be continued" at the end means we are about to see how Donko reviews every Tekken from now on
    EDIT: OMG! Dunkey actually continued with more Tekken games! Freaking amazing

    • @slakyresisty
      @slakyresisty Před 2 lety +31

      dunkey loves him some tekken, we all know that

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz Před 2 lety +8

      Tkken 3,4,5 were cool tho

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe 5 not

    • @InaudibleSlinky
      @InaudibleSlinky Před 2 lety +8

      @@Sosukz You say that like he doesnt talk about good games.

    • @christianthomassen8420
      @christianthomassen8420 Před 2 lety +7

      Only ever played tekken 2 on the ps1 so I really want to see dunkey play that

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 Před 2 lety +632

    "Kazuya likes to collect sneakers."
    Knowing Kazuya that can only mean he steals the shoes off of his opponents the same way General Grievous steals lightsabers.

    • @spookytanooky
      @spookytanooky Před 2 lety +82

      “Your Yeezy’s will make a fine addition to my collection.”

    • @giackthedemonandothermadne2863
      @giackthedemonandothermadne2863 Před 2 lety +12

      In tekken 7 he got his sneakers collection back

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels Před 2 lety +9

      If shoes fly off of someone in a car accident, that person is dead.
      Therefore, Kazuya steals the shoes that fly off his victims after he kills them

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm Před 2 lety +3

      Or the same way Nina stole from Anna.

    • @greivrabbah9612
      @greivrabbah9612 Před 2 lety +13

      Please note: when heihachi was kicking Lee's face off in that 100% juggle, he had shoes on.. but when kazuya yeeted him off the cliff at the end? Barefoot. Shoes = collected.

  • @nymphocat254
    @nymphocat254 Před 2 lety +1076

    The first "throwing your relatives off of cliffs" type of game. Well done, Kojima. What a legend.

    • @fafanir82
      @fafanir82 Před 2 lety +1

      Serial killer?

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 Před 2 lety +1

      Is that a genre?

    • @thedarksaber
      @thedarksaber Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheEvilCheesecake no, I know like... 2!
      Made you scroll

    • @ImDaBaby
      @ImDaBaby Před 2 lety +5

      Kojimbo does it again

    • @vedaryan334
      @vedaryan334 Před 2 lety +11

      @@thedarksaber I know two , knack two babyyy

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull Před 2 lety +128

    3:28 Tekken was the first horror game to perfectly simulate how terrifying bears are.

  • @TJBrumfield
    @TJBrumfield Před 2 lety +532

    You can't leave me on a literal cliffhanger with a plot this serious and intense.
    Does the shoe get returned?

    • @enderbro977
      @enderbro977 Před 2 lety +6

      Now that's an underrated comment!!! I laughed more than i should have.

    • @NollyProject
      @NollyProject Před 2 lety +27

      Spoilers: No, it did not, which is why Nina and Anna constantly try to kill each other in later games

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain Před rokem +1

      @@NollyProject petty

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 Před rokem +1

      no

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Před rokem +3

      @@Tha-mountain sister moment

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi Před 2 lety +312

    “But she actually did steal the shoe”
    Oh my gosh, that plot twist is insane.

    • @firstlast8190
      @firstlast8190 Před 2 lety +5

      1:30

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 2 lety +11

      it wasn't a sneaker so I knew Kazuya was innocent

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi Před 2 lety +1

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I was going to make a joke similar to that in my own but I couldn’t figure out how to do it without it being cluttered XD

    • @asspills
      @asspills Před 2 lety

      THEN WHY DID SHE SLAP HER FRIEND??!

  • @newtypeofguy6356
    @newtypeofguy6356 Před 2 lety +2170

    “Likes: His father’s hateful looks.”
    Kazuya, relax. Lmaooo

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 Před 2 lety +82

      Kazuya: "I...Fucking...Hate...My...Father..."

    • @Mariesun
      @Mariesun Před 2 lety +60

      Kazuya's the kind of guy to make joe papa jokes instead of joe mama jokes

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 2 lety +39

      @@tailedgates9 Jin: "I hate my father too"

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered Před 2 lety +2

      not really you?

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered Před 2 lety +1

      @@Mariesun 🪶 Not really have you

  • @profhobo8681
    @profhobo8681 Před 4 měsíci +15

    4:16 the craziest part is that they referenced Kazuya's hobby in his Tekken 8 arcade ending. He gets interviewed after conquering the world, and he shows off his sneakers collection room. It's hillarious

  • @gengarusedaids5637
    @gengarusedaids5637 Před 4 měsíci +25

    So now his Tekken8 character ending makes even more sense

  • @voidrick1765
    @voidrick1765 Před 2 lety +162

    You know this is going to be a good one when he quotes AVGN 20 seconds in.

    • @hussainqureshi9933
      @hussainqureshi9933 Před 2 lety +7

      Man, it's hard to believe I was in elementary school when AVGN first uploaded videos to CZcams. I think his channel name was JamesNintendoNerd(?) and he was still known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. I love how many CZcamsrs and fans in the comments alike can enjoy making references to the Nerd. One of my favorites was when the GamingHistorian did a video on the Roll N' Rocker, and on that same day he uploaded it tons of comments were just AVGN quotes and references, hahaha.

    • @nicholaszustak768
      @nicholaszustak768 Před 2 lety +9

      Surprised I had to scroll this far. Almost made a similar comment

    • @kineticbongos
      @kineticbongos Před 2 lety +1

      Surprised no one else called it out

    • @parkerbification
      @parkerbification Před 2 lety

      yeah as much as Dunkey rocks its great to see him referencing a guy who has been doing this forever.

    • @semanticsman5192
      @semanticsman5192 Před 2 lety

      @@nicholaszustak768 lol I did

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai Před 2 lety +426

    I like how Kazuya is still a sneakerhead to this very day. Even when you're cybernetic demon who controls half the planet you gotta respect the drip.

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator Před 2 lety +26

      A barefoot* cybernetic demon who controls half the planet

    • @izzya8132
      @izzya8132 Před 2 lety +29

      In every game after Tekken 1, he is either barefoot or wearing dress shoes. Or like some martial arts foot wrap thing.
      But yeah they either forgot about his affinity for sneakers or just never bothered incorporating it into his design

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 Před 2 lety +80

      @@izzya8132 what if he just doesnt bring them to battle bc he treasures them too much, spinkicks are terrible for the tread
      they should give him an intro animation where he kicks off a pair and stows them delicately in their box

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator Před 2 lety +36

      @@ckorp666 Kazuya ain't creasing his Blue Force F1 Jayz (I know nothing about sneakers)

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai Před 2 lety +41

      @@ckorp666 Exactly. No way is he getting bloodstains on his Air Kazumis

  • @benjamingardner3314
    @benjamingardner3314 Před 2 lety +351

    For real though, I grew up playing Tekken original, was one of the first 3d fighting games with personality. That ending with Kazuya made me cry laughing the first time I saw it. At the beginning, they first play Hihatchi throwing Kazuya off as a serious, sinister moment. That second time at the end, with that goofy smile, perfection.
    The whole video game was charming as hell.

    • @kudosbudo
      @kudosbudo Před 2 lety +3

      No.
      It was the ONLY fighting game anyone actually had. Teh PSX had way more 3d fighting games with wauy more personality but no bugger played em cos everyone just latche donto Tekkan. Kensai Sacred Fist for example was a way better Tekkan than Tekkan but nobody playe dit cos they didn't branch out, they just bought Tekkan two and then 3. PSX has TONS of amazing fighting games that no bugger even knows about.

    • @dukinuki9959
      @dukinuki9959 Před 2 lety +38

      @@kudosbudo Could you type that again without having a stroke while doing it

    • @FoxyGrandpa1998
      @FoxyGrandpa1998 Před 2 lety +12

      @@kudosbudo ok crybaby I’m going to go play Tekken.

    • @venom74799
      @venom74799 Před rokem

      @@kudosbudoIt’s been over a year and this still makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

    • @adventuringwolf8517
      @adventuringwolf8517 Před měsícem

      ​@@kudosbudo Lotta cool experimental games from that era. I just learned about Bushido Blade not that long ago. I gotta check out the ones you mentioned. Thanks for posting about them.

  • @robertb.5095
    @robertb.5095 Před rokem +97

    Loved the nod at AVGN. You'll always be my favorite, Dunkey. I've been watching your work for years.

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy Před 2 lety +361

    You have to give Namco some credit, it was a pretty nifty idea to make a video game based on the screens you get when making a strike at the bowling alley.

    • @heysamesam
      @heysamesam Před 2 lety +4

      Why isn't this top comment already?

    • @joshuaharper1206
      @joshuaharper1206 Před 2 lety

      This comment is legendary

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios Před 2 lety +1

      @@mkultra2456 you are racist / based / Baja Blast

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios Před 2 lety +2

      @@mkultra2456 wait, so your gay?!?!!?! RGB+ member located!!!!??!!??!?! Twitter moment!!

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye Před 2 lety +871

    "Taking you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass."
    Oh man the nostalgia. I sang it in my head.

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 Před 2 lety +65

      AVGN the original shitposter

    • @walkhardwalk
      @walkhardwalk Před 2 lety +29

      *Tekken you back to the past,

    • @stanherc8883
      @stanherc8883 Před 2 lety +30

      the greats paying respect to those who came before

    • @mikeangelo2886
      @mikeangelo2886 Před 2 lety +21

      he is still running. Some of the jokes got old, but hey, its still better than nostalgia critic.

    • @spideyjdf1979
      @spideyjdf1979 Před 2 lety +6

      hes still at it

  • @MultiPain101
    @MultiPain101 Před 2 lety +17

    4:14 that cover will haunt my nightmares

  • @Tastylettuce12
    @Tastylettuce12 Před 2 lety +50

    That zoom in on his face talking about yeezus shoes was probably some of the most golden comedy I have ever experienced.

  • @JaiOnline
    @JaiOnline Před 2 lety +783

    “When you get knocked down in Tekken 1, you stay down for about 4 years.”
    I remember playing Tekken 1 after loving the shit out of Tekken 3 and this was my exact experience. Never played it again lmao

    • @JoostShino
      @JoostShino Před 2 lety +77

      When it first came out the game was super fucking fantastic. As soon as tekken 2 came out you simply couldnt stand playing the first anymore.

    • @JaiOnline
      @JaiOnline Před 2 lety +35

      @@JoostShino even tekken 2 had a long time before you can get up.

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 Před 2 lety +38

      Yeah when we got a PlayStation 1, we got Tekken 3 first and then our mom was at the store and said she saw the first one. Out of curiosity, my sister and I decided to buy it. After playing it for 25 minutes and seeing the wonky graphics and physics we returned it that same night.

    • @aleksisuuronen9094
      @aleksisuuronen9094 Před 2 lety +4

      I don't know I started with three so it's hard to say but when I played one and two shortly after, it is way longer time on those. It's a long while I've played them tho.

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Před 2 lety

      I just had a bot copy your comment and post it under my comment. These mother fuckers.

  • @jaytrunks
    @jaytrunks Před 2 lety +49

    “And I love nuts, pecans especially.”
    *shows walnuts*

    • @kenobishogun
      @kenobishogun Před 2 lety +3

      idk why but this part really got me

  • @Crooked_Mantis
    @Crooked_Mantis Před 4 měsíci +9

    4:16 They remembered this well...

  • @pyrojack8230
    @pyrojack8230 Před 3 měsíci +7

    WAIT THATS WHY KAZUYA'S CHARACTER ENDING IN 8 IS HIM REVEALING HIS SNEAKER COLLECTION???

  • @kantokid5959
    @kantokid5959 Před 2 lety +206

    Tekken 5 having 1, 2, and 3 in it was the greatest deal of all time.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Před 2 lety +4

      Then I hope we get a Tekken 4-6 collection on Nintendo Switch soon so more people can play these games.

    • @WoobyMe
      @WoobyMe Před 2 lety +24

      @@paperluigi6132 so then Tekken 4-6 would have 5 in it, which has 1,2,3, so it would actually be Tekken 1-6? Tekken: The Complete Saga??

    • @elsenor8208
      @elsenor8208 Před 2 lety +2

      I can see Tekken 5 having 2 and 3 in it, but not 1. Maybe if it was 1 and 4 instead.

    • @kantokid5959
      @kantokid5959 Před 2 lety +13

      @@elsenor8208 5 on ps2 legit came with the arcade versions of 1, 2, and 3 on it. It was awesome.

    • @casulscrub5978
      @casulscrub5978 Před 2 lety +3

      @@WoobyMe I would pay good money for a Tekken Anthology if one came out.

  • @RealBootleg
    @RealBootleg Před 2 lety +468

    I hope Ken has more Tek in the next one

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 Před 2 lety +1

      Ikr, i also think that they should turn akuma back into a demon instead of a bear and re-add the a on his name, these dumb changes is why streets of virtua fights is going downhill

    • @calsius3502
      @calsius3502 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AxxLAfriku no one gives a shit.

    • @Joe-us6rf
      @Joe-us6rf Před 2 lety

      @@falo4043 it took them 7 games to get it right but it’s why tekken 7 was such a success

  • @MegaOctobot
    @MegaOctobot Před 2 lety +37

    My brain wiped all memory of Jack's existence until now

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 Před 2 lety +12

    I keep hearing the "Tekken" at 4:23 as "Chicken" and it makes me laugh.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před 2 lety +301

    Hideo Kojima really knocked it out of the park with this one, can't wait to see what he does with Kessen 2.

    • @ShiddyKong
      @ShiddyKong Před 2 lety

      No no no, it's spelled "Tekken 2"

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival Před 2 lety +7

      itll be called Tekkens

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 Před 2 lety +2

      little did we know that Tekken was the first ever Strand-type game bere even Strand existed

    • @gamingscrudley5118
      @gamingscrudley5118 Před 2 lety +4

      Kessen 2, haven’t played it yet, classic

    • @elmono6299
      @elmono6299 Před 2 lety

      Kessen 3 has a secret unlockable character. It is Yoshi from the Disney anime, the Land before Time. To unlock Yoshi, win a high score in survival horror mode and type your name as @$$.

  • @smithsmithony5401
    @smithsmithony5401 Před 2 lety +220

    When Kazuya asked for cookies with nuts in them it really signifies how the combos in Tekken are absolutely nuts.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 Před 2 lety +5

      I expected him to make that reference 😢

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem Před 2 lety +9

      You'll get your combo when you fix this DAMN DOOR

  • @alexallen126
    @alexallen126 Před 2 lety +30

    Yoshimitsu’s theme song is so iconic it’s literally in almost every tekken game

  • @kitsinthewebs222
    @kitsinthewebs222 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Anyone returned to this video cuz they remembered Kazuya's hobbies in Tekken 8?

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows Před 2 lety +486

    the subtle homage to avgn is always nostalgic

    • @blongus
      @blongus Před 2 lety +6

      Claaaasic

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 Před 2 lety +3

      What's the timestamp?

    • @MoudM1
      @MoudM1 Před 2 lety +22

      @@clarkguinocor8159 0:19

    • @mariogallego5513
      @mariogallego5513 Před 2 lety

      homage? Or rip off? The first thing that ran thru my mind when I heard it was rip off. Idk

    • @big3201
      @big3201 Před 2 lety +51

      @@mariogallego5513 It was just for a joke dude.

  • @Unforbidden
    @Unforbidden Před 2 lety +178

    “After being thrown into a volcano Kazuya perfected the art of throwing people off cliffs to spite his dad.” - Tekken 8 Story

  • @bebop5831
    @bebop5831 Před 2 lety +9

    1:30...94th Academy Awards

  • @mikekasabion
    @mikekasabion Před 3 měsíci +4

    4:18 the fact that kazuya’s sneaker collection is his ending in T8…

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo Před 2 lety +144

    Kazuya's smile remains to be the most iconic thing from Tekken.

  • @becetbreakgames
    @becetbreakgames Před 2 lety +1125

    Funny thing is this graphics were really awesome when it came out. Tekken made people buy first Playstation, because you wouldn't get something looking that good on other platforms. I remember when I saw that camera moves around fighters my jaw dropped - untill then I only saw 2d fighting games. Tekken and VF were a leap jump in technology.

    • @17Codiferus
      @17Codiferus Před 2 lety +99

      If you went to the arcade it was difficult to even spectate these 2 games there was always such a huge crowd around them.

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Před 2 lety +19

      @@17Codiferus if you're alive in the good ole days of arcade gaming, it's even crazier because you could do pvp. And most of the time, it gets very heated

    • @lintlickers
      @lintlickers Před 2 lety +2

      becet break, listen kiddo, youre only 14.

    • @AlexSchwartzATV
      @AlexSchwartzATV Před 2 lety +8

      Honest to god, even as a kid i hated ps1 graphics. N64 felt slightly better. PS2 finally felt decent.

    • @Showmatic
      @Showmatic Před 2 lety +24

      @@AlexSchwartzATV the PS1 was a 32-bit system while the N64 was a 64-bit system, so of course the graphics were better. But the PS1 was released 2 years prior so it was obviously dated in comparison.

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 Před 2 lety +31

    My first Tekken game was 4, but I wish I could have played the first ones when they originally came out, so I could really appreciate how far the series has come.

  • @myhatisonfire
    @myhatisonfire Před rokem +3

    0:18 that subtle nod to AVGN was so nice to hear

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H Před 2 lety +614

    “This game is nuts, and I love nuts. Pecans especially.”
    *shows pictures of walnuts*

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Před 2 lety +12

      Yeah thats the joke dumbo

    • @oussamaokbi
      @oussamaokbi Před 2 lety +37

      ​@@K4inan Don't call him a dumbo you Bozo

    • @Choo-choo-chookcha
      @Choo-choo-chookcha Před 2 lety +8

      It's the little things like this that make Dunkey's stuff good

    • @DJSEMML
      @DJSEMML Před 2 lety +7

      Way to ruin a joke by explaining it

    • @GummyGopher
      @GummyGopher Před 2 lety +6

      Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple smells. Grapes, Melons, Oranges and Coconut shells! AHH YEAH!!

  • @nim1990
    @nim1990 Před 2 lety +23

    0:19 I appreciate that AVGN reference more than I probably should

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 Před 2 lety +108

    "This game sucks ass, not really but kinda" actually sums up every game from the PS1 era.

    • @germanrud9904
      @germanrud9904 Před 2 lety +6

      Nah there are genuine gems

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun Před 2 lety +9

      Sums up how I feel about a lot of games with obvious merit but just don't hold up to modern standards for whatever reason

  • @misellus3931
    @misellus3931 Před 4 měsíci +3

    its actually so fucking sick that tekken 8 shows kazuyas shoe collection mentioned all the way back from the first game

  • @KCAKAAB234
    @KCAKAAB234 Před 2 lety +298

    The cutscenes have the same animation and story quality as the old bowling alley cutscenes that play after your turn

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 Před 2 lety +280

    If this is part of a review of all the Tekken games, I'm interested.

  • @TheOblomoff
    @TheOblomoff Před 3 měsíci +3

    30 years later - Kazuya has the greatest shoes collection the world has ever seen.

  • @TexiTheTycoon
    @TexiTheTycoon Před 2 lety +68

    I remember playing this a lot as a child when i was around 6 or 7. My mom thought it was too violent and threw it in the trash. For years i didnt remember the name of the game and then i finally stumbled over the title again some years back and got really excited. Thank you for making this video!

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico Před 2 lety +3

      how tf is this violent
      she must be a karen

    • @EternalSilverDragon
      @EternalSilverDragon Před 2 lety +9

      One of the things I liked about this game as a kid was how non violent it was. Mortal Kombat had blood, gore and fatalities, while Tekken had flashes of bright colors.

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico Před 2 lety +7

      this is like water is wet

    • @wasteplace1705
      @wasteplace1705 Před 2 lety +11

      She must’ve not heard about mortal kombat if she thought Tekken was violent lol

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 Před 2 lety +7

      parents

  • @nestalert
    @nestalert Před 2 lety +120

    I love the running gag of dunkey confusing tekken with kessen

    • @Hatouli
      @Hatouli Před 2 lety +1

      almost a decade with this joke and it doesn't get old

  • @James-fi6ky
    @James-fi6ky Před 2 lety +73

    Tekken really makes you *feel* like a large beaver.

  • @booyah344
    @booyah344 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Just here to watch all the Tekken 8 kiddies react to the "Kazyua loves sneakers" bit

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM Před 4 měsíci +3

    4:16 Kazuya's Tekken 8 ending references this by showing his Sneakers' collection, which means that this instruction manual is *canon*
    This feels so sweet. I imagined Yoshimitsu playing videogames in his free time, Nina watching old Tom & Jerry episodes (perhaps comparing them to Anna and herself) and Law going fishing. I just love those images now

  • @ethansexton2590
    @ethansexton2590 Před 2 lety +281

    Hey, is Dunkey okay? He doesn’t seem to realize he’s playing Kessen.

    • @kikiintimesqar
      @kikiintimesqar Před 2 lety +2

      Let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to Hell!

    • @Nem_FFXIV
      @Nem_FFXIV Před 2 lety +1

      ahhh kessen I couldnt remember what it was called lol

  • @christophersimon601
    @christophersimon601 Před 2 lety +190

    This should really be a series. I can't wait for Tag Tournament.

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 Před 2 lety +2

      I can't wait for Tag Tournament Too.
      I mean, also. And Tag Tournament Two.

    • @Onesteve3333
      @Onesteve3333 Před 2 lety +1

      You guys are amateurs. Real Tekken pros are waiting for the Tekken volleyball episode.

    • @TYMEKOPZ
      @TYMEKOPZ Před 2 lety

      @@Onesteve3333 nah but whens tekken 3d prime tho

  • @dion8895
    @dion8895 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Meanwhile, in the future of Tekken, it turns out that Kuma was the true son that Heihachi loved all along.

  • @fredosupremetheamericandre6577

    I really hope you keep going by reviewing all the games in sequence. This was golden!

  • @sircatsalot5316
    @sircatsalot5316 Před 2 lety +125

    I wanna take this time as a reminder that in Tekken 1 King's df1 is +9 on hit and +93 on BLOCK which leads into a launcher. Yeah you lose a turn if you get hit and lose harder if you block! So the strat was to throw out df1 until they block so you could do a combo.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před 2 lety +1422

    This game really TEKKEN me back

  • @MrMan-ps1ho
    @MrMan-ps1ho Před 4 měsíci

    These kinds of videos where you show not only your extensive knowledge of games but also your love of them is why everyone loves your videos. Keep it up, dunkey!

  • @muchlovegambine949
    @muchlovegambine949 Před rokem +3

    Your reviews are great and you don’t need it but you earned a new subscriber. I love video game CZcams’s big and small but this one of the most straight to the point entertaining channels I’ve seen.

  • @dartfeld9810
    @dartfeld9810 Před 2 lety +177

    2:27 "The damage on them is absolutely insane."
    Paul: "sweats nervously"

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk Před 2 lety +4

      Kinda surprised dunkey didnt mention how Kings df1 launched on block, or heihachi death combos

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 Před 2 lety

      Getting combo'd in Tekken by the merciless CPU be like "Thanks for letting me have one leg-sweep worth of health ya fffffffrick."

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 Před 2 lety +202

    Oh hell yes: my favorite Liam Neeson action movie finally getting Dunkey’s love

    • @Jbtigers5
      @Jbtigers5 Před 2 lety +4

      This made me laugh more than it should've lol bravo

  • @thechaospope
    @thechaospope Před 2 lety +3

    I saw the ending of this video coming a mile away but I still laughed. Thank you, Dunkey.

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo Před 2 lety +11

    Incredible. I can't believe she actually took her sister's shoe. Well played.

  • @BobtheX
    @BobtheX Před 2 lety +29

    The image of Kazuya admiring his wall of Nike Air Forces in a quiet room of the Mishima Corp headquarters; it really puts a smile on my face.

  • @tbtb66
    @tbtb66 Před 2 lety +32

    The AVGN reference put a big dumb smile on my face

  • @damian_cross
    @damian_cross Před rokem +2

    Reminder: Kazuya collecting sneakers is canon and even after he sold his soul to the devil, died, resurrected, took over multiple companies and killed his father, it is confirmed by the developers HE IS STILL COLLECTING SNEAKERS.

  • @tobyndallas9350
    @tobyndallas9350 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey donkey! Been following for years now. Super drunk and super happy for you and what you have accomplished. Great job!

  • @SphericAlpha
    @SphericAlpha Před 2 lety +11

    That subtle nod to AVGN in the beginning made me smile

    • @robertluong3024
      @robertluong3024 Před 2 lety +1

      Damn right. Dunkey respects those that came before.

  • @TheGamingDandy
    @TheGamingDandy Před 2 lety +120

    The opening cutscene of Tekken 5 made me laugh every time. Just dramatically announcing "Heihachi Mishima...IS DEAD"

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Před 2 lety +3

      But is he?

    • @k4rec4
      @k4rec4 Před 2 lety +9

      @@GenericProtagonist118 Nope. Half a minute after the loading screen, you can select him from character roster.

    • @ultralowspekken
      @ultralowspekken Před 2 lety +6

      @@k4rec4 gotta unlock him first. iirc you unlock him second to last just before Devil Jin or something. I might be wrong though, I played through the game a long time ago.

    • @kaproskarleto5136
      @kaproskarleto5136 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GenericProtagonist118 heihachi? Psycho Mantis?

    • @matthewmosquera1998
      @matthewmosquera1998 Před 2 lety +1

      My brother and I still randomly quote that to this day. Good times

  • @crucible1084
    @crucible1084 Před 9 měsíci +4

    bro they brought back kazuyas shoe collection..

  • @MD-cx6yt
    @MD-cx6yt Před 2 lety +3

    i love this so much, please make another

  • @theultimatebagelmaster
    @theultimatebagelmaster Před 2 lety +29

    Love that AVGN reference.

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 Před 2 lety +138

    If this is the start of a series where the story of every Tekken game is interpreted by Dunkey, I'm here for it.

  • @j-kreed4419
    @j-kreed4419 Před 2 lety +3

    Dunkey, the biggest pillar in the FGC, thanks for taking us back to this glorious game.

  • @KixMusaid
    @KixMusaid Před 2 lety +5

    These videos are a blessing to watch

  • @crysoarl7344
    @crysoarl7344 Před 2 lety +283

    I've been holding out so far, but you're review has finally convinced me to get Tekken for my PS1. Thanks Dunkey.

    • @caseysummers3437
      @caseysummers3437 Před 2 lety +38

      C'mon man, you are a little late to the Tekken train. All the kids are talking about Tekken 2 now

    • @punkrockh3ad
      @punkrockh3ad Před 2 lety +11

      @@caseysummers3437 I’ve heard tekken 3 gonna have amazing graphics and gameplay. Can’t wait for the release.

    • @PadsterX
      @PadsterX Před 2 lety +4

      DuckStation

    • @ImperialRonod
      @ImperialRonod Před 2 lety +6

      @@PadsterX quack

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown Před 2 lety +26

    Mad respect for the truly loyal fans who got here early enough to see this

    • @LockhartDan
      @LockhartDan Před 2 lety +2

      Man, ur What If and Bad Batch Breakdowns are really well done! Keep it up 👍

  • @banryu79
    @banryu79 Před 2 lety +13

    I still remember the perfect combo of doom with King. It starts with the supplex, immediately followed by a low sweep kick, a tombstone, another one and... Boom! You got a Perfect in every single round, game over!
    I was so disappointed when I tried it in Tekken 2 and found it didn't work like that anymore, the bastards! :)

  • @math001
    @math001 Před 2 lety +4

    That yoshi song in TTT1 was so good that you'll never forget it

  • @JJGamezMC
    @JJGamezMC Před 2 lety +23

    I hope this is the first in a long Tekken retrospective series going through all 9 games.

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown Před 2 lety +233

    I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement

  • @D.H.1082
    @D.H.1082 Před 3 měsíci +3

    4:37 PoV, you're in an argument with someone who thinks Heihachi isn't making an appearance in Tekken 8.

  • @motte-8131
    @motte-8131 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Your so funny 😂 hope you have more videos like this one, it made my weekend start really good

  • @caiomesquita268
    @caiomesquita268 Před 2 lety +27

    "He is going over that cliff! *AGRH*"
    tekken, for the last 20 years

  • @Switchell2
    @Switchell2 Před 2 lety +15

    0:13 "But did you know there was a Persona game before Persona 3? Yeah, I'm not kidding."

  • @Alecsdotwav
    @Alecsdotwav Před 2 lety

    Any dunkey video I've watched so far is comedy gold

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull Před 2 lety +25

    Based on how complex the editing is in this video, I can confirm that Dunkey has finally stopped using iMovie.

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 Před 2 lety +1613

    But is it as good as Leah’s Spaghetti and Meatballs?

  • @VictorHPaiva
    @VictorHPaiva Před 2 lety +111

    There were moments I was questioning myself, "is this truly the game or Dunkey learned cheap 3D modeling just to make this video?"

    • @20thoughts
      @20thoughts Před 2 lety +4

      I got a gun / no mind no ear no nose no ham / shoot the mind ear nose ham

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 Před 2 lety +8

      I see you are too young and didn't live the glorious PSone era

    • @VictorHPaiva
      @VictorHPaiva Před 2 lety +3

      @@qqq386 I missed the early days, only got a PSone by the late '90, together with a Tekken 3. Too late for this piece of art.

    • @SuperNanoBros
      @SuperNanoBros Před 2 lety +3

      @@VictorHPaiva the PS1 did came out in the late 90' tho.

    • @d4c53
      @d4c53 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SuperNanoBros Nah it came out in '94

  • @catnipnapkin3329
    @catnipnapkin3329 Před 2 lety +3

    Tekken was one of my first games on my first console when I was, like, 5 years old. Good memories.

  • @seanyoung9014
    @seanyoung9014 Před 2 lety +3

    I learned on Tekken 2 but this game will always hold a special place in my heart. The one in my local arcade had the volume jacked way up so the KO sound fx always had everyone looking around like "Wtf was that?" Lol good times.

  • @BonsaiPop
    @BonsaiPop Před 2 lety +1064

    This may be a stupid question, but is there a Tekken 3 with netcode out there? Cause that’s the shit I need rn.

    • @zachv183
      @zachv183 Před 2 lety +45

      Idk but I’d imagine it could be on Fightcade

    • @Turkey_GamingREAL
      @Turkey_GamingREAL Před 2 lety +177

      @juliette Irene i dont think anyone has fallen for that in the history of the internet

    • @smeehee
      @smeehee Před 2 lety +31

      @@zachv183 fightcade doesn’t have any of the tekkens sadly

    • @isaacmyron1692
      @isaacmyron1692 Před 2 lety +42

      @@Turkey_GamingREAL speak for yourself mate

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- Před 2 lety +9

      Tekken 3 never existed.

  • @egontokessy1610
    @egontokessy1610 Před 2 lety +8

    That music at 1:48 for the desert stage always filled me with a sense of dread.

  • @isaiah4641
    @isaiah4641 Před 2 lety

    i keep being reminded why i subscribed to you every video u post 😭💖

  • @songokussj2446
    @songokussj2446 Před 2 lety

    I mean Donkey is constantly on a crazy level with his videos.
    But that stuff here is one of the funniest gaming videos I have seen in ages..