Smash could've picked any character from Tekken and they really avoided choosing the Bear. The sitting bear technique alone would've placed him in S Tier
Tekken music is always great; here's a song list if anyone wants to know what was playing 0:05 - Ogre Theme - Tekken Tag 1 1:07 - Xiaoyu Theme - Tekken Tag 1 2:12 - King Theme - Tekken 2 2:57 - Beach - Tekken 4 3:40 - Yoshimitsu Theme - Tekken Tag 1 5:17 - Are you Ready? - Tekken 2
In case you don't get this, Rangchu is well known for using the worst character, the bear, to win at tekken tournies against top players imagine someone winning a huge event with like...little mac in SSBU, or Kirby or something.
@@AceTriggerz Actually Rangchu won the Tekken World Tour Finals, the most important tornament, with Panda, even tho i would not consider the bears as the worst characters.
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Dunkey ever played, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears." -Werner Herzog
@@calebnorthcutt556 that’s cuz it’s a real quote from Grizzly Man. he just swapped out “Treadwell” for Dunkey. it’s a good documentary, you should check it out
0:40 Can’t tell if he’s actually Pinocchio since if he lied, the nose would’ve grew, and the nose didn’t grow meaning he didn’t lie. But on the other hand his nose couldn’t grow if he wasn’t Pinocchio... I don’t know what to believe
This is a good joke. It's a new take on a classic lie that became technically true. A meme that has risen above and become a legend. A culmination of actual years of shitposting. Ride on noble dinoknight, ride on.
I was cracking myself up by reacting to every character by saying "hey is that___" and I would just name the wrong character. It was really funny guys.
The beginning kills me every time. I've probably watched the first 5 seconds twenty times. -- "What is that?" -- "What's, what do you mean? What is what?" -- "Why is your picture that?" -- "That's King!"
It's really crazy when you realize they taught an actual bear these moves so they could use motion tracking
Sounds a little far fetched
LOL
I mean Kuma is literally Heihachi’s fuckin pet so of course Heihachi would’ve taught a bear those moves
@@faze_inaba3254 And that's her son. The first Kuma was in Tekken 1 and 2, she died of old age.
@@DARS_04 her,he,son ???😵🤏
“I don’t even know what this makes you feel like”-IGN
Kristian Boisits makes you feel like you don’t know what it feels like
It has a little something for everyone-Also IGN
"I can taste purple" - BLT
Japanese?
It certainly make you feel like something.
Smash could've picked any character from Tekken and they really avoided choosing the Bear. The sitting bear technique alone would've placed him in S Tier
the bear is going to be in the next game
This video will single handedly make the bear a spirit In Smash
@@TheFuckingShitLoL I think both bears are spirits
They've see rangchu
Exactly he was too poweful
“ What is that now?! “
“ I’m deer. “
It's a commonly know fact that bears can't actually die.
Oh so THAT'S how Rangchu won the most important Tekken tournament in the world!
they can only transform
wiat...
Remember that bear that walked like a bipedal? It's dead.
*russian noises*
im gonna go see if thats true. brb
He's not actually bad, it's just that his eyes are closed
He's also using a USB steering wheel.
Its also his little brother playing, people are blind to not realize that smh
The comments are the only reason I come here anymore
And he also isn't even real
And also he doesn't exist
Tekken music is always great; here's a song list if anyone wants to know what was playing
0:05 - Ogre Theme - Tekken Tag 1
1:07 - Xiaoyu Theme - Tekken Tag 1
2:12 - King Theme - Tekken 2
2:57 - Beach - Tekken 4
3:40 - Yoshimitsu Theme - Tekken Tag 1
5:17 - Are you Ready? - Tekken 2
Bless your soul human this needs more likes.
3:16 is Hwoarang Theme from Tekken 3
That Tekken Tag Yoshimitsu’s Theme is a god tier song.
Thanks so much. Been looking for these!
Holy shit, a serious comment talking about Tekken and not a usb streering wheel joke?
Rare sight found!
Bear bodies a man with a tuna.
Bear: "Come back in 10 years."
Its actually salmon
its a salmon gay boy
@@primeministersinister625 dang bro relax
@@bruhmachine6435 no u
“This is truly the first bear type game.”
Hideo Kojima
FIRST STRAND BEAR GAME
This is the episode where dunkey and friends become furries. And maybe also become Freddy fazguy
TheMrMahalek I am laughing very funny sir hahaha
i dont understand because i am american and i this isnt a shooter
@@tigelton its fps
Dunkey: Plays Tekken and picks Bears.
Rangchu: Finally, a worthy opponent.
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
In case you don't get this, Rangchu is well known for using the worst character, the bear, to win at tekken tournies against top players imagine someone winning a huge event with like...little mac in SSBU, or Kirby or something.
@@AceTriggerz Actually Rangchu won the Tekken World Tour Finals, the most important tornament, with Panda, even tho i would not consider the bears as the worst characters.
@@AceTriggerz don't worry i know who he is
Gigass would be flustered
"i'm pinnochio"
bongley we can literally see you are jim sterling
He had his eyes closed though
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Dunkey ever played, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears."
-Werner Herzog
😔
O V E R W H E L M I N G A N D C O L L E C T I V E M U R D E R
I could actually hear this in Herzog's voice lol. Good job.
@@calebnorthcutt556 that’s cuz it’s a real quote from Grizzly Man. he just swapped out “Treadwell” for Dunkey. it’s a good documentary, you should check it out
Don’t blame him guys. Remember that he’s using a USB steering wheel.
Initial T
It was actually his little brother playing
And he was wearing a blindfold
And his eyes are closed and he's not even trying
and his little brother was actually not even playing
If only we could see how well he plays without the USB steering wheel.
It would be unfair to his opponents
And his little brother is playing
@@achristopher112 And he doesn't even have hands. He's a tiger like King
When rock lee removes the ankle weights
If he started playing without the USB steering wheel, he'd smash his own record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito
When they were brainstorming this game, they only thing they had on the white board was "Needs More Nonsense"
That's always been Tekken.
They didn't want to make the next big fighting game. They wanted to give shoot em ups a run for their money.
ya well, once they release the ability to play as a bipedal dolphin, ill play
I can make pizza??
@@Rickilicious how about a kangaroo instead?
@@erica8952there was actually a kangaroo once, look it up
"I'm putting away the blanket."
-Sterling, 2020
So there's two separate characters that are just bears?
I love it.
Dont forget they have Gerbil, and cat skins. The King character can also become 100% Leopard with a skin.
Jordan Joestar ah yes, tekken, the furries choice of fighting game.
Same character, different skin.
Pink Snake Not entirely same, different Rage Arts
There used to be a kangaroo and velociraptor too. I miss them so much.
As a Canadian, I can confirm that the bear isn't overpowered, it's just a faithful rendition of the source material.
As someone familiar with Maine, it's still quite heavily nerfed. Don't fuck with bears.
As a bear I can confirm
I fought one exactly like this the other day
This is just a fat black bear painted brown to look like a grizzly. Case in point: No heads were knocked off.
@@megatone9139 is that what the b stands for?
My bestfriend of twenty years passed this was our game. Thank you for posting this man. Cheers and RIP David Kressel. Yall play just like we would lol
David is owning noobs at Tekken in the afterlife
May he now main a lovable bear in Tekken heaven mah dude.
Rip bro
Spill a drink for David. May he rest in peace.
Im sorry for your miss 😞
1:45 King looking like he's straight outta 'Cats' 😳
Ah the "Sitting Bear", an ancient technique of the forbidden dark arts.
It is both forbidden and secret.
Delicious
*That's illegal*
Only a few have mastered it and even they couldn't comprehend the true power this technique holds
Only the few chosen shall speak of the Dunkieto style
1:55 "Wha? How did I do that?"
I've never heard a phrase that more perfectly explains casual Tekken 7
@Salt bruh.....
@Salt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@SnakeInTheRain when you learn a combo for the first time is pretty satisfying
@@SnakeInTheRain think it's due to the chemistry between the movement and frames/animations involved.
*Casually button mashing*
I love how Dunkey said "enough is enough!" Totally sounds like a fighting game voice line.
1:15 is the most fucking hilariously adorable think I've ever watched, never change Dunk
Dunkey has over 7 bear facts there is no feasible way he can lose.
1) Bears eat beats
@@thisisnotok2100 2) Beats ear bears
3)Bears distribute bars
Ethan Lewis 4) Bears play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe
5) Bears commit extensive tax fraud globally
gamer blanket: stowed.
bear ass: slapped.
girlfriend: none.
yep, it's Tekken time.
ye boi
Hotel: Trivago
@@theman76942 SILENCE BRAND
chilli3724 monb
@Hyde keep sayin it
4:07 you accidentally executed the optimal wall combo lmao
that is not the optimal wall combo at all xD
late but it's 3:17
@@rooksillmane4791 Its one of the routes. Jab into salad mixer is one of his main options. The other being b2,1 into d1+2.
I don't know enough panda to confirm so take my like anyway
@@Nostromo_TK jab into salad mixer is one of his main option
Imagine explaining this to an non-tekken fan
“Be Afraid”
Why is that funny
0:40
Can’t tell if he’s actually Pinocchio since if he lied, the nose would’ve grew, and the nose didn’t grow meaning he didn’t lie. But on the other hand his nose couldn’t grow if he wasn’t Pinocchio... I don’t know what to believe
Tweet Tweet17 stupidest comment I’ve ever read
Tweet Tweet17 well at least u tried
Itreallybelikethat can I have a reward?
@@TweetTweet17 Legend
@Tree Sapp His grammar is just fine.
Dunkley: "No eyes, no ears, no nose, no sterling, no body, to fight me..."
"tihs reminds me of dunki beating sterling in tek ken
Yoshimitsu's theme from TTT1?
Hey alucard, castlevania fan i see
“No body” best pun of the year.
0:05 that was such a graceful moment I love it
*P A N D A W I N S*
0:38 what the hell is Ed Sheeran doing here
I was thinking more Boris Johnson
3:35
"So long Gay Bowser"
OHOHOHOHO. Looks like the Bowser... has become the Bowsed.
Hat Guy 😂
welcome to king enjoy your 20 second long chain grabs
Bowser just Bowsing before he become bowsed
man the layers, this thread is like an Ogre
So this is what Kojima and Reggie were preparing for the next gen consoles
Yep, they kinda need to put on it a blue wig and explain that he's from Fire Emblem and BADABUM BABY NEW DLC CHARACTER XD
Cant wait for Deer and Bear to join the battle in Smash
It should have been them
Me: What happened after he lost?
Dunkey: he's baby.
6/10.
"It has a little bear for everyone."
-IGN
A low score. It's hard to bear. IGNorance only slightly makes this score bearable.
A bear bones game
8/10
@@kenbee1957 ok, you have my like for that.
IGN literally marked down Tekken Tag 2 for having too many characters...
I beg to differ! It has a BIG bear for everyone.
As dunk always said “Armond White, the best critic ever”
Git 'er done
"Oops chicken"
-some narrator
3:54 Tekken 6 High Rollers Club taking me straight back to 2007
Catotoro damn its really been that long
This barely came out two minutes ago why's everyone already here
Only dunkey has this much power
6 million+ subscribers..
I've watched this like 8 times in a row already, can't get enough of the dick punches tbh
Whats the game?
There's no better content tbh.
“Oh-o-o-ok-ok-yep-ok-oh-o-ok-sure.”
The fighting game national anthem.
ARE YOU FINISHED YET-
@@GayBrain You don't get to play. Only I get to play!
2:57 Omg beach theme from Tekken 4
"sitting bear technique" lives in my head rent free
You know, this reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky in Fire Emblem: Ultimate
UndyingWladeslaus this reminds me of when dinkley beat off sky and then they smashed
You smoking that butthash?
This is a good joke. It's a new take on a classic lie that became technically true. A meme that has risen above and become a legend. A culmination of actual years of shitposting. Ride on noble dinoknight, ride on.
I stopped listening to this guy when he stopped referencing Gex
chokim mink
gex is the bext
Does that make you moist
You're biased i win bye bye
"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons house."
Tekken in smash now
You mean Kessen?
I was cracking myself up by reacting to every character by saying "hey is that___" and I would just name the wrong character. It was really funny guys.
1:58 I call this move the Charmin' Ultra
**sings** Ch-ch-ch-ch, Charmin.
Lol @ "Teddy can now go down to the water, in search of her first fishing season" 🤣
@@Phillyjoe2 WESKER!!!
This is truly the first fighting strand type game
These are only a few of the characters you may see. Trust me, It’s good
I like the fact he meowed 1:18 but it's a hamster
It’s a cat skin
"I will destroy you!"
*K.O.*
"OOPS CHICKEN"
Imagine how well he could’ve done if he wasn’t blindfolded
imagine how well he could’ve done if he actually got the game
imagine how well he could've done he would have been if he knew the game existed
imagine if u dont use an overused meme
Imagine if he wasn't even playing with a usb steering wheel
Every round he lost his little brother was playing.
Dunkey is at his most dangerous when his charecter looks silly.
Just take a look at Wonderman and Bald Baby
2:08 When you get ran over by freight train
As a Kuma main, it's so good to see some Bear lovin'.
He keeps winning even though he’s blindfolded and playing with a usb steering wheel, truly the dunkey
The best part? He doesn't even exist.
And his little brother was playing
Yep
Guys, he fooled us again. His little brother had the remote the whole time.
And he was blindfolded
And he wasn't even trying
Gentleman Covers exactly
Plus he uses a usb steering wheel
And the controller wasn't even plugged in.
3:05
"oops chicken"
what
I don't know why making the narrator say, "oops, chicken" is the pinnacle of comedy for me, but it is.
“ahhh, wake me up afte- y-you can try to face me”
my favorite tekken line, i believe lars says it after he becomes a panda and fights god
Isn't that the entire plot of the Tekken movie?
Wake me up in ten years
On spot soundtrack choices. This guy literally knows which Tekken game had the best OST.
Which one? There's 2, Tag, 4, and 5.
For real👍
Chris Chen Tag 1. Then comes T5 DR and then maybe T4.
Can you name each one?
Tekken 4 obv best OST
Something about a bear making a phone call right after a fight is so charming.
The classic King combo that takes forever to end, when it's being used on you but ends too quickly when you use it.
2:07 "hey alright" typical aris fan
God, we got a stoner in chat boys
Keep it down will ya
@@Flo_R. and buy a shirt
lay off the butthash
He's even playing Ganryu and not Gigass, gormless.
I thought this was a Donkey video until at the end it said "more turkey", and now frankly I dont know who to believe.
Despite the fact that the game exclusively featured bears?
I was sure this was Bunkley
Could you imagine zoo care takers reacting to this
Bro they made kessen real in brothers smash
I think it's called Smasher bros.
Oh man all this tekken music brought back so much nostalgia.
Tekken 4's soundtrack is one of the greatest video game soundtracks ever.
Can you please tell me the name of the songs played? Or at least from wich game it came from.
“Even Kuma can beat you.”
- Heihachi, SoulCalibur 2
I could watch these guys play fighting games all day 😂 seriously you guys should do other ones
low key makes me miss dunkey and sky matches
The beginning kills me every time. I've probably watched the first 5 seconds twenty times.
-- "What is that?"
-- "What's, what do you mean? What is what?"
-- "Why is your picture that?"
-- "That's King!"
I mean, that's who King is on the inside. XD
@@tailedgates9 the reason I main him
69 likes
@@ntsHR not anymore
@@guyknack damn
Yoshimitsu walking on swords menacingly.
Jab: I've never seen this man before in my life.
5:03 sckdoosh
Dunkey, you are the heart and soul of CZcams. Your videos are the funniest on the website, and they always will be. Keep up the good work.
"This game really makes you feel like the greater north pacific grizzly bear in the midst of pursuing a female in heat."
0:41 wow, I can't believe they finally put Boris Johnson in the game. He's a character a lot of people have been requesting for a long time now.
"I'm pinocchio" -boris jonson
@@nathanm8582 well he did have that bus of a complete lie
Boris Johnson is clearly a top tier character.
Dunkeys little “wheeeeeee” at 4:39 had me rolling 😂
I always take it for granted how many BANGERS the Tekken series has
mfw sterling pronounces "akuma" as if he's talking about "a kuma", which is... the bear.
Most Americans pronounce it that way.
it's pronounced that way in like, every game including this one, announcer says it like that
Wait so like whats the proper way
@@SergioGarcia-ys7xf Considering it's usually written as 悪魔, you gotta say it as AKu (悪) Ma (魔).
A kuma is fine too.
I just pronounce it uhkooma.
1:48 but can we talk about how that dodge was actually kinda sick
i laughed so hard at that
You should watch tekken 7 slow mo comps.
Its pretty bear bones
@@guyknack 2 years later still laughing
@@neinja66469 thank you
the fact that dunkey mains kuma is so fitting
0:48 lool wow double rage art
"i need to learn the blockstrings for kuma" oh honey you have more pressing problems than that
3:14 that's actually terrifying.
Aang Dknight “be afraid”
3:25
I see Dunkey has discovered the beauty/horror of King grapple combos
As someone who learned about Tekken when they added Kazuya to Smash, this is not at all what I expected the other fighters to look like
“Panda?! REERY?!”
"don't ask me foh shiet"
shit your ashes down!
"I'm deer."
~Deer 2020
"Come back in ten years Morty." *burrp!*
This is one of those classic Dunkey videos which has a weird, off-kilter relaxing vibe which only he could create.
This is where Ken really became the greatest fighting character of any game.
That Mortal Kombat dum dum
@@mauz791 u mean dragon ball
I'm so glad a Fire Emblem character was finally added to Tekken.
This one right here? Classic.
Sterling putting down the blanket is the equivalent of Dunkey plugging in his flash drive 🚗
,, You never played Tekken 7 if you never played Leroy"- Tekken devs.
True 🤣🤣
Leroy and Sugar for president 2020
"Come back in ten years" panda
3:05 this had me dying🤣
Dunky playing my favourite game is the best thing to come out of 2020