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@@vicentehuerta2334 Bard: I know. I'm gay. Group: Awesome! Good for you! DM: You still gotta do that saving throw though. That thing is f-ing huge. Bard: You know it's an outdated stereotype that all homosexual men like butt stuff right? Group: Oh. DM: ANYWAY. You were about to fight the evil king.
I play a bard and my barbarian friend found your vids and is now on a personal quest to find a dragon for me. And whenever my teammates want a discount at a shop, they have me seduce the shopkeeper.
When I was playing DnD about a week ago my mom who was our dungeon master kept saying that my dice were broken because I rolled 6 Nat 20's in a row. I was playing a bard and I was rolling for persuasion and searching. Also about a year ago on my first campaign I had to roll with disadvantage and got 2 nat 20s.
5:17 and then the cleric who is actually a Karen pops in who does not want to wear a mask, and then the barbarian of a Texan wearing pure red white and blue pops in as well.
3:19 you can tell that the dragon is so used to having a bard burst into their lair and seduce them that they just go with the flow not ewven concerned for their own well being throughout the whole "thing"
Next time you use an iron man thing, can you make him a Warforged Artificer instead? Lol. My DM won’t let me be a warforged artificer named tony stark but for a good reason. It wouldn’t make sense in our setting.
I like when u do the bard seduced part but u should make one like when a bard seduces a male dragon ....i don't remeber who made it but its funny which i already saw those things happend to bards
I tried seducing once. Never again. After the first Nat 1 my poor bard was torn apart by a pack of fifteen alchemically enhanced grizzlies and left on 1 hit point for eternity. So I restarted as a warlock.
Bard Idea: "Human Bard who is searching for his Half-Human siblings, because he found his father's Black Book."
@Hedgiethe Hog sweet home Alabama!!
This idea was either inspired by or turned into a adam sandler movie on Netflix called the ridiculous 6.... Just wanted to inform you all of this
I have a half elven bard character idea. I could make her backstory something like this.. (she's just a concept right now)
@Hedgiethe Hog If they share one parent they're half-siblings.
@@karolinebeckett6944 Family Reunions got so much more awkward! I LOVE IT!
20%dice rolls
80% percent seduce bard jokes
You are right 😂 I’m changing it up a lot more this month haha, I didn’t realize how many of those I made
*suduce
@@OneShotQuesters I can't complain. I just love watching this. Funny as hell.
Suduced
The poor dragon dude X3
0:14 Quick Question: Did you just want an excuse to jump off and into the snow?
That moment you realise you and the Evil King have really similar schedules during quarantine... 😅😂
You know its not that bad
Bard: Succeeds in seducing the dragon
DM: Now roll for Piercing Damage.
Bard: O_O
Dm:roll a con save
DM:I never said it was a female dragon
@@vicentehuerta2334 Bard: I know. I'm gay.
Group: Awesome! Good for you!
DM: You still gotta do that saving throw though. That thing is f-ing huge.
Bard: You know it's an outdated stereotype that all homosexual men like butt stuff right?
Group: Oh.
DM: ANYWAY. You were about to fight the evil king.
@@JuMiKu DM:do you think the dragon cares!!??
@@vicentehuerta2334 Bard: Persuasion-check: I have ten STDs.
Group: Don't you mean de-... Oh. Oh ao. Where's the cleric?!
I play a bard and my barbarian friend found your vids and is now on a personal quest to find a dragon for me. And whenever my teammates want a discount at a shop, they have me seduce the shopkeeper.
I’ve never been so proud of a comment!
suduce*
5:21 just got flashbacks to a game my spouse was running when they asked me "honey, I don't have enough d6s for this. Can I use your fireball dice?"
The Nat 20 generator: generates a four
Guy (can’t remember name) (could be Doug): f***
its 'the Nat 20 Generatorinator', thank you very much
I’m sorry, but that one that was at 3:30 where you were rolling for the world had me laughing on the floor lol
Ah that last one just kills me. Keep them coming.
What is that song anyway
Yeah, does anyone know the name of that song? I've spent more time looking for it then i'd like to admit ;-;
I have returned with the knowledge after having to do the work myself
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight)
You're welcome
Tbh I just assumed you were spelling it suduced for emphasis
SUH-DUCED!
I honestly thought the same thing! Extra emphasis, extra funny, extra amazing content!
I loved the Evil King Schedule one.
5:46 is the exact monolog I used for my High school play audition
When I was playing DnD about a week ago my mom who was our dungeon master kept saying that my dice were broken because I rolled 6 Nat 20's in a row. I was playing a bard and I was rolling for persuasion and searching. Also about a year ago on my first campaign I had to roll with disadvantage and got 2 nat 20s.
Dude that is some serious luck!!!
@@OneShotQuesters I know right
If you were a bard SEDUCED
In a game with all new players I rolled five nat 20s in one combat, while others rolled four 1s
I was the dm
@@alsy6813 I feel bad for your players
World: gets ridiculously low rolls
*”at this point it’s just normal”*
3:14 when a bards seduction skills are higher than a nat 20
Personally my absolute favorite DND creator, his videos never cease to brighten my day
The beating corona one really aged well
*That poor dragon...*
The dragon wiping his lip kills me every time.
2:33 I dunno about all of you but I got a bit of anxiety seeing him swing that shirt and having it literally hit the light fixture.
actually, this is the perfect time for D&D, just use a group video chat
You are so right!!
I so want to see a reverse of the last tiktok there, instead of a nat 20, it's a nat 1 and the dragon beats the bards ass then goes back to vibing.
Oooooo that’s a good one!
3:13 I really like this for some reason
Finally found the remix
@@tallfang4955 where? And what's the song even called?
@@andrewmcnally5013 hey boy/super lonely remix
@@tallfang4955 thanks, mate.
I love the bard seduction thing
there's a bard in my party
...
oh fudge
thereS A DRAGONBORN
EVERYONE GET DOWN
5:21 is one of my favorite TikToks ever idk why it amuses me so much but it does
doing that as a DM is so satisfying xD seeing the horror in the players' eyes screaming at you: THAT'S TOO MANY DICES!!! is pure gold hahaha
I love how the fried eggs turned into scrambled
lol at that last one, fucking head bobbing with predatory intent sells that joke.
For the nat 1 breakfast, did you just want an excuse to pelt him with food?
Actually the peak of Australia bushfire was Nov 19, Dec 19, Jan 20
5:17 and then the cleric who is actually a Karen pops in who does not want to wear a mask, and then the barbarian of a Texan wearing pure red white and blue pops in as well.
3:19 you can tell that the dragon is so used to having a bard burst into their lair and seduce them that they just go with the flow not ewven concerned for their own well being throughout the whole "thing"
That d20 has been through hell.
The Bard and the Dragon are my new otp.
me in november be like, "oh you innocent man"
2:28 the one time the wizard lives
I want to see one were the bard fails miserably and dies horribly
The one at 2:25 is my favourite
The grinch scene is something i cant get enough of
3:47
Still get's me every time xD
never not funny
for the Corona vid they should have put at the end "Virus Mutates" with the Evil King's eyes snapping open again lol
Bahaha true 😂
@@OneShotQuesters wow, thanks for replying. Wasnt expecting that at all, thank you! :)
0:16
Where could I get this dice bag?
The TikTok at 2:23 clearly shows that he's seen one too many anime openings. 🤣
I just watch the sub count go to 1k! I'm so proud of you man!!
Edit: Also how are you not famous yet? You have definitely suduced me
Good shit.
My favorite thing is how he uses the suducing as a gun at this point
Bruh that last one im dying help
no butter on the toast tho? tsk tsk that was a 19
Why is it that the dragon always get boned first?
because fuck the dragon
Literally.
This thread is great
Last one is hillarious :D:D:D
Ok...but...
*What do you do if you have a Dragonborn Wizard/Bard in the party?*
Plot twist the evil king was once a bard who lost his seduction powers throught class changes
5:19 If only we did literally any of that properly. Now the new variants will keep us busy for another decade.
I fucking adore this guy
6:10 guy on the right looks like somebody blended markiplier and pewdiepie
The COVID as an evil king one is what would have happened if we got all 20s but be kinda got 1s and 3s
Seduce... no, just like any forever DM, you know your never gonna please all of us.. ESPECIALLY ME REEEEEEEEE
I'm new to dnd and my first character is a bard
find yourself a man who looks at you like the necromancer looks at the evil king at 2:32 :p
What's the song at 5:00? I recognize it, but I can't remember what it's called or where it's from.
Naruto theme?
I feel badly for the dragon.....
5:45 the grinch
3:12 this is my favorite
Donkey from Shrek was a bard.
5:48 best one
5:00 I expected a COVID-20 joke
6:25 whats the freaking song called.. I’ve been trying to see if anyone knows it but nothing has come up. I NEED HELP.. it’s the last clip
Lady (hear me tonight)
Next time you use an iron man thing, can you make him a Warforged Artificer instead? Lol. My DM won’t let me be a warforged artificer named tony stark but for a good reason. It wouldn’t make sense in our setting.
Funny enough that you do your bard character how I play mine.
I just HAVE to seduce (suduce) everything.
Even Orcs.
I mean, bards are super good looking charming people who are good at singing/playing an instrument. That's hot.
Honestly thought he was misspelling seduced on porpoise
...
Underrated commint
Imp sorrry int can t eth red
So how many takes does it get to get the die rolled how you need for the sketch? XD
Anybody got the title of the music used in the final clip ?
I had no clue he spelled seduced wrong
3:13
What's the remix name?
Wish I knew as well
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 just found it
czcams.com/video/Dopznn-5X3Y/video.html
Man that one about beating corona really didn't age well
( Alien ) Isolation + TP 😮 FTW 😮
5:45 For the best skit.
6:34 what song is this
1:59 what is this cover?
Any one else notice the gmm mugs or just me?
What's the song in the first clip?
I think its a remix of "I like to move it"
Never gonna give you up
Wnat the fuck is up with the eggs!!????
My dumb ass tried to double tap to like for a tictok
0:09 what song?
Nicola Fasano & Miami Rockets - I Like to Move it (Disco:Wax SONY Music)
DOES ANYBODY ANYBODY KNOWWHERE THAT DEEPER RENDITIONS OF COUNTRY ROADS IS FROM CUZ I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT BUT I JUST CAN'T FIND IT
It's from Kingsman: The Golden Circle.
@@Noontail_45 THANK YOU YOUR A LIFESVER
I ship the bard and the dragon
I like when u do the bard seduced part but u should make one like when a bard seduces a male dragon ....i don't remeber who made it but its funny which i already saw those things happend to bards
I cannot for the life of me find the song at 0:18
ME NEITHER man we’ve been deceived
It's I am a Religious Man, from the movie Nacho Libre.
czcams.com/video/lKfAoHnLstk/video.html
I tried seducing once. Never again. After the first Nat 1 my poor bard was torn apart by a pack of fifteen alchemically enhanced grizzlies and left on 1 hit point for eternity. So I restarted as a warlock.
What is 0:12 song?
czcams.com/video/lKfAoHnLstk/video.html
We liked it when you spelled it with a “U”
*Suduced* WHY ARE YOU SPELLING IT WRO-
its always the dragon
WHY NOT A LICH
3:13 i would be seduced too with a man in a suit showing up, complimenting me, and giving me flowers.
Wait wait wait wait wait..... what would happen if you seduced demogorgon?!
Wait… is the C-virus killing cancer a good thing or a bad thing?
Both I guess? I mean you no longer have Cancer but you have Covid now, I'd suppose Good because Covid is easier to survive
for anyone looking for the song at 0:08
czcams.com/video/lKfAoHnLstk/video.html
your welcome
song at 0:00 plz
czcams.com/video/lKfAoHnLstk/video.html
I have only one question. If the BBEG is a Bard, and another bard of equal level tries to seduce them, who wins? Who wins, the bard, or the bard?
Yes.
The BBEG because being the end boss gives you a +2 roll to seduce sexually promiscuous heroes.