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  • čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
  • Forget the one direction lyric about staying up until 6 in the morning, Kevin Bridges is here to put that to shame, as he discusses meeting up with his married mates in their 30's, who are on a mission to have a 'MAD ONE!'
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Komentáře • 243

  • @formulahank1250
    @formulahank1250 Před 3 lety +448

    The bit about guys discussing fights they had in primary school is ridiculously accurate

    • @noellecrayton-steel9464
      @noellecrayton-steel9464 Před 2 lety +3

      Been one of those guys 🤣

    • @barrysmith4674
      @barrysmith4674 Před 2 lety +5

      Still am 😭, had a mad one last night………Cocaine BS is the best when everyone becomes the hardest man in the world.

    • @lolabelle4959
      @lolabelle4959 Před rokem +1

      That's what's so funny about it, it's so true 2 life!!

  • @Radagast-
    @Radagast- Před 3 lety +189

    "It's hard watching a married man light a pube joint off a toaster."
    True... True.

  • @godartem4107
    @godartem4107 Před 3 lety +291

    "That's fucking some result for the Well, innit?" HAHAHA

    • @dariofkxv6829
      @dariofkxv6829 Před 3 lety +17

      colombia have their full team playing aye?

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 Před 2 lety +16

      "Five red cards,aye, is there a bit of needle between those two"

  • @ashr8327
    @ashr8327 Před 3 lety +442

    The most accurate comedian I’ve ever known

  • @java4656
    @java4656 Před rokem +27

    3:25
    It just never ceases to make me laugh

  • @johnavery3941
    @johnavery3941 Před 2 lety +26

    when did Motherwell beat Colombia had me on the floor

  • @ricky4145
    @ricky4145 Před 3 lety +339

    Anyone who has done a a good old session just knows how fucking true this is !!!!

    • @ewertabrahamsson4278
      @ewertabrahamsson4278 Před 3 lety +30

      100 percent! So strange that everyone has the same experience no matter where in the world ur from.

    • @GREENFING3R
      @GREENFING3R Před 3 lety +6

      So true.

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 Před 2 lety +8

      Can't believe he's explained what a session is like when you're that age. He's just nailed it.

    • @domh5126
      @domh5126 Před 2 lety +4

      Mad mate

    • @lvanderdoes8199
      @lvanderdoes8199 Před 2 lety +3

      Aahh..The Good Old Days😳❤👍🤣

  • @delanodegenie6970
    @delanodegenie6970 Před 3 lety +403

    It's actually scary how true this all is!! 🤣🤣

    • @dibbs72
      @dibbs72 Před 3 lety +2

      You scare easy 😄

    • @voltzlad6448
      @voltzlad6448 Před 3 lety +19

      dibbs dibberson I’m with Delano on this one, it’s as if Kevin bridges has been at parties with me

    • @dibbs72
      @dibbs72 Před 3 lety +7

      @@voltzlad6448 hes just describing parties accurately.
      😄

    • @jordanstewart6012
      @jordanstewart6012 Před 3 lety

      dibbs dibberson boring 😄

    • @dibbs72
      @dibbs72 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jordanstewart6012 what?

  • @joeburns7953
    @joeburns7953 Před 3 lety +113

    “ 7 Red card, is there a bit a needle between they two?”

  • @KumaBean
    @KumaBean Před 3 lety +68

    The bit about the VHS case is so on-point, lmfao 😂👌

  • @Santos043
    @Santos043 Před 2 lety +6

    "When did Motherwell beat Colombia?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SuperMikado282
      @SuperMikado282 Před 2 lety

      Does anyone in Columbia know where Motherwell is?

  • @dcw127
    @dcw127 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "That's fucking some result for the Well innit?"
    Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @here_for_the_popcorn4474
    @here_for_the_popcorn4474 Před 3 lety +46

    My favourite stand up. He's a legend, so accurate.
    "Funny as fk... as they'd say .... down the bus stop...."
    *best KB expression*

  • @JadedKate
    @JadedKate Před 3 lety +125

    "Gentlemen, the night is but young..."

  • @meyoi3329
    @meyoi3329 Před 3 lety +136

    Me: wants to watch stand up comedy.
    CZcams: J U S T O N E C O R N E T T O

    • @yjc2491
      @yjc2491 Před 3 lety +6

      fml its not just me thank god

    • @ericab1302
      @ericab1302 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm reading the comments til it let's me skip 🙃

    • @SmokeyGameschannel
      @SmokeyGameschannel Před 3 lety +2

      Mine was the new Smirnoff advert 🤣

    • @Adam-mj3zi
      @Adam-mj3zi Před 3 lety +3

      I think it has to go down as the most annoying advert ever.

    • @meyoi3329
      @meyoi3329 Před 3 lety +1

      Adam yes

  • @pbosustow
    @pbosustow Před 3 lety +59

    Motherwell v Columbia, lighting a pube joint off a toaster. Very Funny

  • @alexcore697
    @alexcore697 Před 2 lety +5

    Paranoid wreck walking in yer living room looking for a nokia charger hahaaa swear to god that was me in ma eckie days haha

  • @Garngad_bhoy
    @Garngad_bhoy Před 2 lety +11

    Everything he says is like a heavy duty flashback most of us have had nights out like that lets be honest & the bit about lighting a Pubic hair joint off the toaster is spot on

  • @ih2022
    @ih2022 Před 3 lety +17

    One of the best in the game.

  • @madjazza4098
    @madjazza4098 Před 2 lety +21

    The amount of relatable experiences she shared about that house party is ridiculous accurate. So many Scottish folk have experienced these.

  • @bonnytylerscatdays2814
    @bonnytylerscatdays2814 Před 3 lety +6

    Lighting a pube joint off the toaster. That's a real comedian love this guy.

  • @frandevereaux
    @frandevereaux Před 2 lety +14

    He’s spot on with everything. Brilliant. 😂

  • @motivatedconor3891
    @motivatedconor3891 Před 2 lety +7

    You have no idea the amount of times I've woken up in a state looking at PES highlights thinking it was real and tripping out to see Bosnia beat Chelsea.

  • @SuperAshy1
    @SuperAshy1 Před 3 lety +15

    He's too funny man we've all been of these people If not all 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulandolyaorovan4947
    @paulandolyaorovan4947 Před 3 lety +11

    Too many times I’ve had this night

  • @davidjefferies8624
    @davidjefferies8624 Před měsícem

    Absolutely stunning bit of comedy 😂

  • @MISSYGful
    @MISSYGful Před 3 lety +12

    Too many things resonate in this for me 😂😂

    • @jamieguy23
      @jamieguy23 Před 3 lety +4

      the Fifa highlights on the TV 😂😂

    • @GREENFING3R
      @GREENFING3R Před 3 lety +1

      FIFA or pro evo. Either way, kB is spot on

  • @angele1968
    @angele1968 Před 3 lety +30

    I just love him ! Happy new year from France. He nailed it ! I definitively have a soft spot for Scotland and Scotish people !
    I wish you the best for 2021 !

  • @LayLoow
    @LayLoow Před 3 lety +17

    😂 this guy is too funny

  • @mikee101
    @mikee101 Před 2 lety +2

    At some point.. I have been every character at that party

  • @thomasdawson4044
    @thomasdawson4044 Před 3 lety +9

    Good times before COVID miss times like these I’ve been at these many times😂😂🍻🍻

    • @colinm5481
      @colinm5481 Před 3 lety

      I'd suspect times like these have been happening even more for people... _especially_ because of covid. There's been a dramatic increase in locked-downed married men lighting pube joints off toasters since mid 2020.

  • @SapphireWolf25
    @SapphireWolf25 Před 2 lety +3

    I work in a spar shop. Can confirm this happens 😂😂😂.

  • @katiedid1851
    @katiedid1851 Před 3 lety +9

    I enjoy Kevin. Keep the clips coming please.

  • @iananderson6705
    @iananderson6705 Před 3 lety +2

    Kevin just keeps getting better. 🤣😁

  • @stuartberesford3585
    @stuartberesford3585 Před rokem +1

    One more hour, the Spar opens, we’ll get cans 😂

  • @dannylaing5585
    @dannylaing5585 Před 2 lety +1

    “Lighting a pube joint aff the toaster” comedy gold

  • @staceynolan8577
    @staceynolan8577 Před 3 lety +5

    So true. Ya don't want to to home 😅😅😅

  • @simonoliver8576
    @simonoliver8576 Před 3 lety +7

    When did Motherwell beat Colombia hilarious😁😁

  • @johnfradgley7368
    @johnfradgley7368 Před 3 lety +9

    This man should conduct Anglo Scottish relations.Brilliant

  • @charlesking3920
    @charlesking3920 Před 2 lety

    Pure gold!

  • @BobSkiz1
    @BobSkiz1 Před 3 lety +4

    so relatable

  • @jasoncrittenden4746
    @jasoncrittenden4746 Před rokem +1

    This is ridiculously accurate. Kevin has definitely had a couple of sessions in his time, lads lol

  • @kevbarron6501
    @kevbarron6501 Před 3 lety +2

    So spot on. Its rediculous 😁

  • @DiabolikalRA
    @DiabolikalRA Před 2 lety

    Motherwell beating Colombia part 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @oscarpye8151
    @oscarpye8151 Před 3 lety +5

    The fifa bit is so fucking true

  • @Surgicalsteel222
    @Surgicalsteel222 Před 3 lety

    Too accurate😂

  • @joeprice3878
    @joeprice3878 Před rokem

    He is so funny , definitely my favorite comedian !

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 Před 2 lety +2

    Motherwell vs Columbia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D Před 2 lety +2

    Hands up. Who knows a real life pube joint roller? I know at least two. Three if I look in the mirror. 🤣🤣

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 Před 3 lety

    LOVE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 Před 3 lety +7

    Genius, top comedian just feels like a new Connelly , done and seen some of his stuff in my life , it is real, and ever so funny

  • @ewertabrahamsson4278
    @ewertabrahamsson4278 Před 3 lety

    Spot on!

  • @davidjoseph617
    @davidjoseph617 Před 6 měsíci

    The Columbia v Motherwell match on FIFA is brilliant. "Columbia have their full team playing aye?"

  • @sonofrageandlove3959
    @sonofrageandlove3959 Před 3 lety

    This guys a legend

  • @dianefraser1316
    @dianefraser1316 Před 3 lety +38

    Scottish humour at its absolute best...... Probably because its all true 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @wonkey5363
      @wonkey5363 Před 2 lety

      Scottish British more like

    • @zevlovex222
      @zevlovex222 Před 2 lety

      I dont think it depends on location or nation but more like the “social class” and the people you were growing up with. Im from Slovakia and I can tell you we have very very similar humor if not tue same.
      When I heard that bit about the bus stop when the asked “how” I cried laughing:)) in Slovak language we also say the exact same thing. Its a slang thing which everyone in my country understands:))

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 Před 2 lety

      @@wonkey5363 just British

  • @clintondomingo932
    @clintondomingo932 Před 3 lety +15

    Motherwell v Columbia a classic match

  • @KEire1916
    @KEire1916 Před 3 lety +2

    He knows to much truth 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulmulks
    @paulmulks Před 2 lety +2

    One of the funniest blokes I've had the pleasure of seeing live! 🤣

  • @KumaBean
    @KumaBean Před 3 lety +5

    Far too accurate, lmao

  • @alij7734
    @alij7734 Před 3 lety +20

    "7 red cards was there a bit of needle?"

  • @davidcj5144
    @davidcj5144 Před 3 lety +8

    The auto generated caption is shockingly right, to identify Scottish accents 😄!! Brilliant!!!!

    • @bambino9235
      @bambino9235 Před 3 lety

      david cj i'm always so upset cause i love kevin bridges but i'm hard of hearing, so watching on youtube is challenging, if not impossible 😭

    • @davidcj5144
      @davidcj5144 Před 3 lety

      @@bambino9235 couple of months ago, even this wasn't there, haha. But anyways if you keep watching shows from Kevin bridges to still game tv show on CZcams you'll be there soon haha.

    • @bambino9235
      @bambino9235 Před 3 lety

      @@davidcj5144 my hearing only gets worse with time unfortunately, but I appreciate the encouragement!

    • @bambino9235
      @bambino9235 Před 3 lety

      @Talorc MacAllan Yeah I use that, but thank you.
      Problem is that youtube auto generated substitles are shite even with american accents, let alone english accents. Other british accents.... no chance. The latest subtitle update has made it worse than ever

  • @mrtandemslidessbtt
    @mrtandemslidessbtt Před 3 lety +1

    This is so fucking on point 😂😂😂

  • @MrMeon
    @MrMeon Před 2 lety

    MON THE WELL!!! SIWY!! 😂😂😂

  • @religionispoison6838
    @religionispoison6838 Před 2 lety

    Funny , I don't recall Kevin being there at me and my mates parties!!!

  • @simonoliver8576
    @simonoliver8576 Před 3 lety +2

    The spar Is home I will go and get cans highlights of a game of fifa we have all been there right? It Is so uncanny it is literally splitting my sides!!🤣🤣

  • @karenroantree5321
    @karenroantree5321 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant

  • @robgray5643
    @robgray5643 Před 3 lety

    Mate I’m fucking dying hahaha so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevemoss8037
    @stevemoss8037 Před 3 lety

    Kev i n is an absolute comedy hero!!. I dare any comedian to say they are funnier than him.

  • @anthonytaylor7590
    @anthonytaylor7590 Před 3 lety

    God thats just so true

  • @keiththompson1946
    @keiththompson1946 Před rokem

    This man is all of us 👆 . RELATABLE

  • @arrrgee
    @arrrgee Před rokem +1

    I feel like he's just describing what he did the friday before!

  • @lilygone66
    @lilygone66 Před 3 lety

    "A PUBE JOINT" LMFAOOOOO

  • @hundui
    @hundui Před rokem

    Motherwell Vs Colombia lolol

  • @sadiosalah4314
    @sadiosalah4314 Před 3 lety +2

    KB 👌

  • @lhanno22
    @lhanno22 Před 3 lety +27

    The reason we have all came to the comment section is to see who else was a Wrongin.

    • @mattohara2881
      @mattohara2881 Před 3 lety +8

      I'm so happy to see that we all have had those sessions

    • @GREENFING3R
      @GREENFING3R Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂 👍

  • @bubblezovlove7213
    @bubblezovlove7213 Před 3 lety +16

    Scottish people... Brilliant soldiers, brilliant comedians. Its a shame all the different humans cant get on in the world. All the different countries all have thier own amazing skills.... All of them without exception. I just wish we could all be one world that helped each other. It always really pisses me off to think about because its such a shame we are the way we are... I love to see a funny Scotsmen, to hear about insanely brave Scotsmen in war, (imagine what you could do with that bravery if it didn't have to be pointed at other humans?! ) and they also make brilliant comedians. Germany makes incredible machines with incredible accuracy, Russia, crazy brave and the mad scientists of the world! If we could ever do anything about an approaching meteor on a collision course, give me some Russians on side any day of the week!! Every single country has great skills like those. The human race could become something incredible, well, even more incredible if we could just find another way to do war. That and focus on being ONE nation of humanity. But right now its crazy to even suggest it and that is a huge shame. I'm reminded of this every time I feel proud of another country for being amazing and then remember we are all seperated by this awful thing that never goes away. War and its driving forces...

    • @michaelporter4050
      @michaelporter4050 Před 3 lety +15

      And....relax

    • @danielholm3420
      @danielholm3420 Před 2 lety

      Reread your comment now!

    • @SuperMikado282
      @SuperMikado282 Před 2 lety +1

      We have been around long enough to achieve that.
      Nearly 200,000 years and the prospects don't look good 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CraaigMaac94
    @CraaigMaac94 Před rokem

    Fifa comment had me on the floor!!

  • @lucabrasi3964
    @lucabrasi3964 Před 2 lety

    Fuckin spot on 😂😂

  • @Party22Putte
    @Party22Putte Před 3 lety +1

    Haha, this hit a little too close to home

  • @theweatherman111
    @theweatherman111 Před 2 lety

    Motherwell v Colombia 😂😂

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Před 2 lety +1

      At the current rate colombia are playing, this may become a reality

    • @theweatherman111
      @theweatherman111 Před 2 lety

      @@anthonylong9067 6 games without scoring, Yeah 👍 🤣

  • @coldstream100
    @coldstream100 Před 3 lety

    So funny man

  • @alanc0
    @alanc0 Před 2 lety +1

    hahah been there done that geein me the fear hinkin aboot it

  • @luvsacaru2894
    @luvsacaru2894 Před 2 lety

    3:25 best joke ever

  • @calzonie5763
    @calzonie5763 Před 2 lety +4

    I’ve heard lads discussing fights they had on coke plenty times 🤣

  • @critical1388
    @critical1388 Před 2 lety

    A pube blunt...🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryancollis5123
    @ryancollis5123 Před 2 lety +1

    “Since when did Motherwell play Columbia” that was so funny

  • @jeremyk5414
    @jeremyk5414 Před 3 lety

    I wish Bridges would come to the States

  • @awera9032
    @awera9032 Před 2 lety

    Pube joint 😭😭😭

  • @Usernameavailable412
    @Usernameavailable412 Před 2 lety +2

    I love this dude, I wish I could understand everything he says

  • @Gnasherism
    @Gnasherism Před 2 lety +3

    I always got the impression this guy enjoyed the non bbc broadcastable stuff.. so glad that it wasn’t just fluff.. this was too accurate to not be genuine. Yes lad!

  • @dave9456
    @dave9456 Před 3 lety

    Them were the days

  • @alansavage4280
    @alansavage4280 Před 2 lety +1

    Common wait an hour the Spars open we go and get cans

  • @trigger5712
    @trigger5712 Před 3 lety +2

    Man hits the spot this guy with me with the genre jokes takes me right back to bean in my 20s o and you look good with the weight loss good on you man 😉

  • @nebularain3338
    @nebularain3338 Před 3 lety +10

    I see the usual "Can't understand him" folk are in. If you're too lazy to spend half an hour adapting to the speech patterns, then that's your fault.

  • @jackryan2135
    @jackryan2135 Před 3 lety +3

    and this is why I had to stop drinking.

  • @dickdeoreo
    @dickdeoreo Před 3 lety +12

    His accent is on another level of wtf is he saying with this one. I’m more captivated by what he’s actually saying than his jokes at this point… took me a minute to realize he was saying out when he was say ooot

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm engaged. Marrying my lady next year. We don't want kids. We can end when we please 😆

  • @redvikinggod
    @redvikinggod Před 4 měsíci

    2:35 what does he say there? “Vee-elba”?

  • @andym28
    @andym28 Před 3 lety +44

    When did Kev stop looking like Sloth from the Goonies.

    • @finhor8689
      @finhor8689 Před 3 lety +5

      Since he made a few quid.

    • @nebw1999
      @nebw1999 Před 3 lety +1

      spud potato He doesn't sound English though hahahaha

    • @mr.horseboxguy1987
      @mr.horseboxguy1987 Před 3 lety +1

      Erm... about 15 years ago? Fan are ye, aye?

    • @aylaedip8141
      @aylaedip8141 Před 3 lety

      @@mr.horseboxguy1987 🤣 nice one

  • @gdkev79
    @gdkev79 Před 3 lety +3

    What happened to staying at a friend's house video? Can't find it.

    • @dave1212b
      @dave1212b Před 3 lety +1

      The Cassidys?

    • @benjic80
      @benjic80 Před 3 lety +6

      Hoose rice?

    • @dave1212b
      @dave1212b Před 3 lety +1

      Ben Cornish ahh mate

    • @dave1212b
      @dave1212b Před 3 lety +1

      Ben Cornish my auld father in law is a fiend for his Hoose rice

    • @benjic80
      @benjic80 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dave1212b tell him he's on thin ice.