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  • Kevin Bridges on how sleepovers when you're a kid make you realise how much you like your parents.
    Website: www.kevinbridges.co.uk/
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    Twitter Handle: @kevinbridges86
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Komentáře • 158

  • @bassofd00m
    @bassofd00m Před 2 lety +430

    "hoose rice" gets me every time

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před 2 lety +160

    "you'd get laughed outta China for that shite" 😭🤣

  • @RichCSR2
    @RichCSR2 Před rokem +69

    "Get something in that frying pan you fucking boot" is the best ending. Killed me 😂

  • @fluffymuffi1
    @fluffymuffi1 Před 2 lety +360

    I love this routine. Watched it several times. Each time I understand a few more words. 😂

    • @Nettsinthewoods
      @Nettsinthewoods Před 2 lety +9

      I love his early stuff where his accent is stronger. Agree with you, I often revisit. Lol

    • @sonnyzideup
      @sonnyzideup Před 2 lety +3

      Search for subtitled. Its there 🍻

    • @jacobtheguitarman7584
      @jacobtheguitarman7584 Před 2 lety +1

      Same here

    • @ratemyshins
      @ratemyshins Před rokem +4

      Clean out your ears then

    • @Broodjemetbeleg
      @Broodjemetbeleg Před 9 měsíci +1

      fuckng hell as a dutch guy I can understand evety word, feelig sorry for you

  • @2760ade
    @2760ade Před 2 lety +139

    This is exactly how I remember sleepovers. Thought it was just me being over anxious, apparently not!!

  • @bodybagism1
    @bodybagism1 Před rokem +44

    "No family recovers from a jab to the da!" 😂🤣

  • @midiali7038
    @midiali7038 Před rokem +6

    get something in that frying pan you fu**ing boot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a legend

  • @captaindeadpool2655
    @captaindeadpool2655 Před 2 lety +58

    I swear this is the most I've ever related to a comedian.

    • @jhkk1269
      @jhkk1269 Před rokem +7

      its the zip on the cushion that seals it for me haha

    • @captaindeadpool2655
      @captaindeadpool2655 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@jhkk1269 Mine is the bedroom clock, the phone home to your dad lol. My Dad always knew though if I didn't want to stay or not so he'd ask me three times if I wanted to stay but my friend and his family are looking at me so I had to try get the tone across 😂 but in the end always stayed because I couldn't come out and say "No, I don't want to stay" 😂.

  • @slane6545
    @slane6545 Před rokem +14

    Spot on from Kevin. I remember sleepovers as a kid and the other families smell and food was always weird

  • @MrMeon
    @MrMeon Před rokem +17

    ""He's driving a Ferrari!"
    "Who? Hoose rice?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Calum_Bell_
    @Calum_Bell_ Před 2 lety +68

    I love how the pronunciation of “house rice” gets more Scottish the more Kevin says it

  • @DonoVideoProductions
    @DonoVideoProductions Před 2 lety +40

    Brilliant! House rice!!
    No lie, I visited a friend's house when I was a kid. Asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. Said sure. It started off with a big glass of freshly squeezed, room-temp carrot juice, and went downhill from there. I never went back.

  • @soppybollux
    @soppybollux Před 2 lety +14

    Hook the da 🥊 bit gets me everytime 😂

  • @fllnthblnks9681
    @fllnthblnks9681 Před rokem +15

    It was staying over at my friend’s place when I understood just how dysfunctional and toxic my family was.

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods Před 2 lety +49

    I love the way he speaks to himself in his head as Kev

  • @popefrancis6275
    @popefrancis6275 Před rokem +13

    He’s driving a Ferrari.. who? Wee hoose rice 😂😂😂

  • @DKM.23
    @DKM.23 Před rokem +4

    Fucking why am I watching Kevin bridges in a busy work canteen I’m in fucking tears 😭 😂 and I’ve seen this at least 5 times… never gets old

  • @lindseymca6422
    @lindseymca6422 Před rokem +31

    His insight is fkn spot on.
    He is utterly brilliant
    A unique philosopher
    Hysterical stuff 🤣😂

  • @vengeancee8633
    @vengeancee8633 Před 2 lety +37

    What a legend 😊 . We didn't order rice Kevin 🤣

    • @omster_
      @omster_ Před 2 lety +9

      Course not, you used hooserice

  • @josephrutter5160
    @josephrutter5160 Před 2 lety +19

    One of his best routines.

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Před 2 lety +10

    They sent the rice not boiled?
    Brilliant!

  • @Simon-ph1nf
    @Simon-ph1nf Před 2 lety +23

    my childhood, must have had a shoulder camera following me around :)

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před 2 lety +15

    I've seen this bit so many times but it never gets old 🤣😂

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 Před rokem +6

    I love his delivery. Freaking awesome

  • @nickyboy04
    @nickyboy04 Před 2 lety +7

    “House rice” 😂😂

  • @T2uyu
    @T2uyu Před rokem +6

    haha comedy genius Kevin. as a Chinese who has traveled half the continent, I never seen a broccoli beef or orange chicken dish, but kung-pao chicken is real, I'll give credit for that

  • @dn8387
    @dn8387 Před 2 lety +17

    Too funny! I felt like I was there.

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool. Před rokem +3

    My family was the Cassidys but my parents didn’t allow sleepovers so none of my friends knew.

  • @FPInvention
    @FPInvention Před rokem +4

    haha the living room house phone bit, I've been in that situation. It's no wonder I'm a nervous wreck

  • @ZedMazaus480
    @ZedMazaus480 Před rokem +3

    OMG! He just described one of my living childhood nightmares growing up. LOL 😮

  • @louishart8360
    @louishart8360 Před rokem +1

    ‘The da is saying grace, for what? It’s a home delivery, just f*cking tip the delivery driver’😂😂😂

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769

    As a kid I made a deal with my mom that whenever I'd call her to ask for something like that(my mom had no issues with me staying somewhere else, she absolutely did not want to host though) based on how I greeted her she'd say yes or no.

  • @NoLefTurnUnStoned.
    @NoLefTurnUnStoned. Před 6 měsíci

    "You'd get laughed out of China"
    lol

  • @GerryScullion
    @GerryScullion Před rokem +19

    One of the top 3 comedians in the last 20 years for me. Daniel Kitson still tops it, Kevin is second for sure!

  • @ourveneratedoverlorde1551
    @ourveneratedoverlorde1551 Před 2 lety +40

    Honestly, the unironic complaints about his accent just shows to me how many people don't bother talking to people outside of their protective bubbles in which they live.

    • @wlfrndz8743
      @wlfrndz8743 Před rokem +4

      Exactly! Understood every word he says, although I am from up north

    • @AgxntOrange
      @AgxntOrange Před rokem +3

      Or its just north americans with very little exposure to scots genuinely struggling to understand him. Not everything is xenophobia lmao

    • @ourveneratedoverlorde1551
      @ourveneratedoverlorde1551 Před rokem +5

      @@AgxntOrange I never said anything about xenophobia, so it's a strange place to bring up that fact. But I wholeheartedly agree with you on everything that you said!

    • @jonathancripe5776
      @jonathancripe5776 Před rokem +1

      I have never heard of anyone in the entirety of my country speak like this. I am usually pretty good at difficult accents as I have had a lot of exposure to many different accents through call centers and customer service work but his was very difficult to understand.

    • @jonathancripe5776
      @jonathancripe5776 Před rokem

      @@AgxntOrange Guess thats where I fall in. I struggle with thick scottish accents. My family has scottish ancestry but they came over in the 1600s lol

  • @evannahgray
    @evannahgray Před 2 lety +2

    My favourite Kevin Bridges bit, lol

  • @deviousbug54
    @deviousbug54 Před rokem +2

    My abs hurt and my pillow has a puddle of slobbers on it.

  • @jamessheehy4895
    @jamessheehy4895 Před 2 lety +5

    I had the scooby doo sleeping bag 🤣🤣

  • @jacquelinewatt1241
    @jacquelinewatt1241 Před rokem +2

    HOOSE RICE MY favourite Kevin story 😋

  • @Paddycazcabel
    @Paddycazcabel Před rokem +1

    Actual description of my childhood. I was Stu. 😅😢

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 Před rokem +6

    The Cassidys sound like Scottish Ned Flanders and his family

  • @Ruu555
    @Ruu555 Před 2 lety +19

    I’ve lived in England for over 10 years and here I am feeling like English is my second language lol.

    • @maureennewman905
      @maureennewman905 Před rokem +1

      I’ve lived here since 1964 , not my choice (long story ) but this takes me home with love and humour , thanks Kevin , Edinburgh girl x

  • @bravenew1934
    @bravenew1934 Před rokem +1

    Legend has it that Hoose Rice aka Stuart Cassidy haunts the comments section of this video to this very day…

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 Před rokem

    Brilliant, happy to say I'm old enough that this all rings true

  • @saladcrunch
    @saladcrunch Před rokem

    Probably one of my favourite bits ever ,💜

  • @josephhoeffner5784
    @josephhoeffner5784 Před rokem +1

    Never thought about it before, but I guess there *is* something sinister about serving house-cooked rice with Chinese takeaway

  • @sue6776
    @sue6776 Před 2 lety +3

    He's the best.

  • @hellalive8973
    @hellalive8973 Před rokem +1

    Hook the Da Kev hook the Da 🤣

  • @ethanfrancis4527
    @ethanfrancis4527 Před 2 lety +258

    Good to see foreign languages are being properly represented in comedy

  • @twmlloyd5257
    @twmlloyd5257 Před rokem

    Brilliant, hes the best out there

  • @nickimacme
    @nickimacme Před 9 měsíci

    Always thought this was hilarious and now I’ve learned how to make rice taste CLOSE to takeaway, it’s somehow even funnier!! 😂. Xx

  • @andybhoy374
    @andybhoy374 Před 2 lety +4

    Brilliant

  • @sharonrodgers1136
    @sharonrodgers1136 Před rokem +4

    He’s talking about his next door neighbour I know both families and they are superb also his mum is his biggest fan I used to do her hair and the main topic of conversation was about her boy now that is a mother,she was so proud of him, and so am I.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Před rokem

      Do you know if the Hoose Rices seen this routine before?

  • @secularpilgrim1372
    @secularpilgrim1372 Před rokem

    Excellent comedy!

  • @TrollingHistory
    @TrollingHistory Před rokem +1

    I was that Kevin and an English Kevin in a scotish chicks house.
    My all time favorite will forever be when they sat me down to explain impregnating their daughter and owning a Staffordshire bull terrier are just two things that cannot fly.
    Obviously 😂😂😂 hes a dog and shes fat. But that baby did pull on that dogs ears for years.

  • @Fraser142
    @Fraser142 Před rokem

    one of the greatest comedians ever top quality an relatable

  • @callumburcher
    @callumburcher Před 2 lety +10

    He’s hilarious isn’t he

  • @TomTremayne
    @TomTremayne Před rokem

    "I enjoyed childhood, going on a big walk, just showing up at your mate's door, going in for your mate, going in for somebody, just battering their letterbox, unannounced. Alright Mrs Cassidy, is Stu' in? I'm here to eat every crisp in this house. His name's Stuart, Kevin. Where is he? Stu'-per Star! That's when you discovered the love you had for your own family. I see the wee dweebs, like that, actually hate my mum and dad. Fucking get out the house then! A sleepover, that's when you discovered how much you loved your own mum and dad, when you went and spent an evening with another family, that was an eye-opener".

  • @clairegs290
    @clairegs290 Před rokem

    Hoose rice…brilliant 😂

  • @marlothisafari99
    @marlothisafari99 Před 2 lety +5

    House rice 😂

  • @maureennewman905
    @maureennewman905 Před rokem +7

    Kevin reminds me of a Scotland which once was great , before all this bulls*** started 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣

  • @jenniferforbes8646
    @jenniferforbes8646 Před rokem +1

    My cheeks hurt x

  • @MikeZ-cz
    @MikeZ-cz Před 2 lety +15

    All of You native english speaker who don't understand what he saying.. Come on.. Im Polish and I understand every-fu**ing-thing.. He and kevin hart are my 2 fav comedians..

  • @paulcarney7748
    @paulcarney7748 Před rokem

    I can't deal with that 1 fukin ell ha haaaaaa

  • @MONDYMICK
    @MONDYMICK Před 2 lety +4

    Eh wee hoos rice

  • @argybargy2930
    @argybargy2930 Před 11 měsíci

    That endin wiz quality

  • @mumsow
    @mumsow Před rokem

    😁🤣

  • @oliverwilk4196
    @oliverwilk4196 Před 2 lety +7

    I’ve love to go out on the lash with this bloke

  • @babs1735
    @babs1735 Před rokem +2

    I adore the Scottish accent so much

  • @AlamBarzakh99
    @AlamBarzakh99 Před rokem +1

    Tip the delivery driver and that’s all

  • @AlbertAnastasia.
    @AlbertAnastasia. Před rokem

    The closed captions are hilarious

  • @charliegriffiths2292
    @charliegriffiths2292 Před 2 lety +7

    Ho wee hoose ryce

  • @jessicatale9909
    @jessicatale9909 Před 2 lety +3

    T H I C C C Scottish accent.

  • @rafezetter8003
    @rafezetter8003 Před 2 lety +29

    What's with the comments about "foreign languages"? He's speaking in a Scottish accent and not even a particularly strong one either, perfectly understandable, not our fault if people from the USA (I'm assuming) can't understand, and I'd question the hypocrisy of such a comment considering some of the regional accents y'all have in the USA, and to be frank even the less accented versions of Amercan english are not exactly "english " either are they? (I'm half American and I've travelled extensively right across the USA, so I know what I'm talking about.)

    • @furious69frog
      @furious69frog Před 2 lety +2

      dude, he's a public entertainer and i got 0 problems to understand Australian, New Zealandish or even Indian accent, but this one sounds like someone choking on its own tong being flattened by a bag of shrooms. Get a fokin speach coach

    • @dawnrosehethey9908
      @dawnrosehethey9908 Před 2 lety +7

      yeah, I'm Australian and although I have to listen a bit more than some other accents, he really isn't that bad. people just expect everyone to speak English with an American accent

    • @capbarker
      @capbarker Před 2 lety +9

      I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm. I'm Scottish and i can see the funny side of the comments too. Lighten up a bit 🙃

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T Před 2 lety

      r/woooosh

    • @rafezetter8003
      @rafezetter8003 Před 2 lety +7

      @@capbarker Some of them sure, but the russian guy telling him to "get fokin speach lessons" (his bad spelling) I think isn't sarcasm.

  • @rufio78mohawk18
    @rufio78mohawk18 Před 2 lety +1

    I need to fix these subtitles for those who need them 😭😂

  • @skoda10
    @skoda10 Před 2 lety +1

    I think huus means house

  • @chris-ryan
    @chris-ryan Před rokem

    He missed a trick, tell them your house got a new phone number and you don't remember it..

  • @jeanniemullinder9038
    @jeanniemullinder9038 Před rokem

    What language is he speaking ??

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 Před 2 lety +2

    9:15~9:18 bit rude😉😄😁

    • @BogSulphur
      @BogSulphur Před 2 lety

      what and the rest of it isn't haha

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 Před rokem

      @@BogSulphur no it wasn't and neither was Kevin's comment, it was actually a joke. Besides yourself have you heard of jokes b4?

  • @ercaksel6983
    @ercaksel6983 Před 2 lety

    Which language is this?

    • @Nettsinthewoods
      @Nettsinthewoods Před 2 lety +3

      Glaswegian, it’s a Scottish regional accent. Quite a strong one too.

  • @nickiminajclips612
    @nickiminajclips612 Před 2 lety +4

    Is that English?? I couldnt understand a thing

    • @bradleygunn54
      @bradleygunn54 Před 2 lety +2

      English with a Scottish accent

    • @Nettsinthewoods
      @Nettsinthewoods Před 2 lety

      Glaswegian, he’s from Glasgow in Scotland. It’s a Scottish regional accent. Not English at all.

    • @MrHulaine
      @MrHulaine Před 2 lety +4

      I mean it's still English - an accent isn't a new language..!

    • @BogSulphur
      @BogSulphur Před 2 lety

      dont watch it then

    • @jamieclarke846
      @jamieclarke846 Před rokem +1

      How is it "not English"?

  • @furious69frog
    @furious69frog Před 2 lety +4

    thx god for subtitles, otherwise it's just a fancy uk mumble rap

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Před 2 lety +6

    I'm sure this guy is hilarious, but for the lifer of me, I can't understand what this guy is saying, and apparently, neither can the closed captions.

  • @jonathancripe5776
    @jonathancripe5776 Před rokem

    Was this even english?? I could understand half of what he said. When he got going, I understand nearly nothing. One of the most difficult and grating accents I have ever heard. Smh.....Also, the cuss words are a turn off.

    • @saladcrunch
      @saladcrunch Před rokem +1

      This was infact English. There is no such thing as difficult accents. It's relative. He has got a thick accent but if you can't understand or make out what he's saying it's no one's fault just move on.

    • @uazuazu
      @uazuazu Před 7 měsíci

      There are some wonderful accents and dialects in Britain: Glaswegian, Geordie, etc etc. Even the Black Country (really ancient English dialect). Just have to get your ear in to understand them. I had a Geordie friend at Uni. First time we spoke I understood nearly nothing. But there's nothing like a Scottish accent to strike terror into the heart of your enemy. The accent and the culture go hand in hand. It wouldn't be so funny without the cultural context provided by the accent.

  • @clintonevans2003
    @clintonevans2003 Před rokem +2

    Brilliant