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I regret to inform you, but hippos do in fact have the agility of a cat. Never try to run from a hippo. They run as a mating ritual, and it goes on for hours. They will win.
No, that's endurance. Cats don't run for so long. It's dogs that do that. And yes, hippos are still as terrifying as ever.
You may think they're fat and slow, but underneath their exceptionally thick skin (it's seriously thick... a lion can hardly hurt it with their claws) is only a thin layer of fat and a hella lot of muscles. Also, they've got extra dense bones to support their weight while running at full speed (~30 km/h).
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV I mean, true. However, they are also fast as fuck. Too fast for a creature that size. Especially in water.
@@madeline6951 Also, 1800kg running towards you at 40km per hour, with skin so thick, you'd think the hippo was a tank. I'd stain my underwear, for sure.
@@madeline6951 Exactly. Yeah!
Mom: what do you want to name your kid when you grow up?
Me: Im between Kent, _Kent_ , and Kent
Correction to the "2024 is 40% complete" one, that is obviously an older post, because at the time of posting this video we are already 50% done. July 2nd is the 184th day of the year and half a year is 182 days
😭😭😭
50,6% to be exact for july seventh
Baby’s baby also has a baby! So the pregnant infant is gestating their offspring while said offspring gestates baby’s grandchild. Truly, the miracle of life 🥲
Like russian nesting dolls
This is how West Virginia was invented
@stuffie5175 or aphids
Triplets but... different
The industrial revolution has its consequences
3:58 The car has a wrap on it (a wrap is like paint but not), so that is why it can be inflated. I'm pretty sure the reason why the wrap is being inflated so it can be removed. To answer your question: Yes, if you had a sharp enough pin, you could pop the inflated wrap. But it also depends just how thick the wrap is.
And it's a 2023 Audi S4 maybe? The new ones look quite similar and from that picture you can't really tell the dimensions it is wich is what diferentiantes them
and yes everyone would run at him because the wrap can no longer be removed as easily XD
@@Gogoseit honestly i don't think people would get mad at it as much as they would be impressed, i have no idea how he managed to do that...
I figured it was in the midwest US over the last few weeks and the extreme heat caused it to inflate!
Car wrap is for cars like book wrap is for our school books in the 80s/90s
I enjoy Obvious Plants. They entertain and amaze, while reassuring that in this wild world, at least this horror is fake.
The thing is that they aren't even fake, you can buy them online when they come out
@@saphirestorm7952 yeah but they are not for kids, they are collectible fake childrens toys marketed towards adults, they're meant as a joke/art project. so fake in the sense that nobody is actually selling these to kids.
@@saphirestorm7952 I mean they're real in the sense that they're actual physical objects you can obtain. They're fake in the sense that they mimic the style of really weird, really bad knockoff products that frequently have broken English and typos on the packaging. They're fake fakes
Wait what?
The only time ANYTHING has my weird name spelling on it, it just has to be and obvious plant item 🫠
4:02 This car has been wrapped in British Racing Green from its original color. When air gets underneath the wrap if it is not installed properly, or if the wrap is to be removed, applying air underneath causes a bubble to form, therefore facilitating the removal of the wrap.
Okay but can it be popped with a pin
@@mrowlsss Yes. It bloody well can.
There's NO WAY that that is british racing green, there's too much blue in there! It's closer to montego blue but it's brighter and has a little more green in it, closer to 50/50 whereas montego blue is almost 80% blue (previously stated numbers are NOT cientific). It's an odd colour so i can't give a better reference. Also i don't think british racing green is meant to be pearl or metallic, it's usually just satin paint with a shiny clearcoat.
Jack Singing Bits
0:10 Men At Work
5:46 Not Recording This Again
2:02
First one is Obvious Plant, so it's real but not an actual product
I think the second one is in a similar vein, but I'm not sure
The "Swallow a Baby" thing is clearly a parody toy, that Obvious Plant company is well known for that
@CanisMythson
Oh thank the heavens these are just some parody toys!
I've seen so much unhinged bat s*it crazy things from the right wing nuts that I legitimately thought this was their work, and they were trying to use it as propaganda!
I will check out that company now, thanks so much man. 🙂🙃
You didn't expect Spider-Man to have to take a second job? Always being broke is like a secondary super power for him.
These videos always make me wonder if I should question reality and burst into tears or if I should laugh
Why not both!
Why not both? 😔😄😢🥲😭🤣
Either burst into tears crying or burst into tears laughing, but still questioning reality
@@Summer_FOXX_Real Genius
I thought you were a bot lol
I remember seeing a similar post to the thumbnail. Guy couldn't find her parents so he trapped her with toy dinosaurs to keep her in place.
that isnt the thumbnail tho
Oh yeah! I remember that!
To the guy with TheOdd1sout mask and the Fall Out Boy sweatshirt: I like your style.
I put my glasses on the exact moment you zoomed into the banana with it's cap on and thought 'Wow, my glasses seem to be working better today'
imagine opening your phone, accidentally click your notification, and your whole family hears *"GIVE ME UR MONEY"* coming from your phone, which is on full blast because you were listening to music earlier...
oddly specific...
That happened to you, didn't it? Just be honest :]
@@ts2ep8nl1f R/ODDLY SPECIFIC
Could be worse. Your Bluetooth could destroy your eardrums with those words 🫠
_Hmmm_
14:43 ayy thats literally my favorite movie! funny scene, at the end of this kitty procession they are wheeling the scruffy fat old cat king, making their way to thank and reward the main character for saving the life of the one and only cat prince, and he goes "ehh... thanks a lot babe." in a deep voice. great movie, the cat returns from studio ghibli
It's from studio ghilbi!!!!
I can't believe you just called Anakin "Luke" It's as if a million Star Wars fans just cried out in terror!
2:52
“Baby’s baby is pregnant too”… well shoot
Parent cat might not be yelling, but that kitten definitely just got full named
Luke Skywalker?????????? That is Anakin 14:28
I searched for this so i didn't make a duplicate comment
@@wuztwuzt1673 same
why does this comment alone make me want to consume the franchise 😔
I love it when anakin's shadow looked just like groot, foreshadowing his future as the dark wizard of Elysium
0:40 That's obviously the Nyan cat.
Feed it enough poptarts, and it is officially Nyan Cat
2:23 I'd name my baby _Kent_
7:40 - Ah yes! Tis the Fish Flops, for when regular generic flip flops don't MEAT your needs!
7:40 fl... fli, flippers
You have to eat the lime raw? Who's out here cooking limes?
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
2:40 LOVE Obvious Plants! 🤣
If you stop breathing voluntarily, eventually ... you'll just pass out and wake up later. Can't die from it
Accidentally clicked on this video while looking away, almost fell off my bed when i heard *”give me your money.”*
02:02 The first one is "real". You can tell due to the watermark in the top-left corner.
The controller in the thumbnail will be used in the next ocean gate expedition
11:52 that creature looks like a demon and the description says it praises the lord?
It may praise the lord but the lord does not recognize it
Kent, Kent, or Kent
No, *Kent*
Dont you just love these silly narrators?
Jack simping for the tree's "cute little belly pouch" was not on my 2024 bingo card 🤔😂
0:26 Doing it just for the ascetic. Cuz f*** the money i wasted buy not just buying a marker. Also i thought of it just being green screen text.
im r/IHAADASTROKE ing you
For the Ascetic? Nice of you to donate to hermit monks.
those red feet heels would make a perfect Falin Chimera cosplay
1:45 We are more than halfway through the year.*
Also why is this video only being uploaded over a month after recording this apparently?
The narrator didn’t calculate also the post is months old
4:01 belucar whale, the car is for blind people and it give the person the ability to echolocate
Take this Spiderman! My new raid spray shall end your web-swinging career FOREVER! HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Scorpions are one of the few bugs that legitimately scare me so if I ever saw one that big I'd probably just lock myself inside my house and never leave again, I can deal with tarantulas and don't even react to smaller spiders sometimes but scorpions is where I draw the line.
The smaller the scorpion, the more deadly its sting.
Not that one that size couldn't f*ck you up in multiple ways, but its sting would probably only be painful, not lethal.
5:42 oh look its the "ALL MY STUDENTS ARE MORONS!!!"
As a French person, I'd like to empathize with Australians, we also call them thongs, however pronounced like tongue.
The french language is an enigma mostly created by absolute maniacs.
Are you really sure that you have the *BALLS* to drink that
9:36 is that a jojo refrence
Jack, you fool! that cat was obviously giving the photographers the Blue Steel look!
6:53 Disney characters be like
14:05 Thumbnail one if anyone wants it I guess.
I'm so happy that people still fall for Obvious Plant products
2:00 good old Obvious Plant
I was going to type "would" to the pillar snake but now after the chicken feet high heels I don't think I can.
idk why but as a kid i had a baby doll that had another baby in its tummy. i obviously didn't question it and i loved it
17:05, "Unexpected item in bagging area."
And even though I'm sleep deprived... Nevermind this seems like a good video to hear while sleeping
Jack, I love how you say all the crazy shit in my head out loud. 😂
1:20 they also look like missile silos
This is the highlight of my day.
FYI, Condom as a water protector or, even, water container is a valid military grade technique.
13:08 that cat really resonates with me cus I just got my cat back after a week of it being gone
2:22 usually I get excited when I see an Obvious Plant item, but this one causes a unique discomfort.
On a side note, when was this video recorded? We're more than 40% of the way through 2024, ya silly snack!
@@Just_a_commenter I keep seeing you about the place, also excellent pfp! :3c
4:10 You can wrap in a plastic foil.
It is chaper then a paintjob and will conserve the paint underneath.
What has likely happened here is that there was a bubble in the wrap right on the hood. Those happen a lot when wrapping a car.
Now if you park your car in the sun, the bubble could theoretically expand via getting heated causing this massive ballon.
These are silly and i love them!
4:59 if you have coin Khaijit has wares.
2:55 the second toy is something you’d find at a random dollar store or some random non chain gas station. I have seen some toys at random stores that make me wonder why.
16:05
Wood.
I guess green screen kids use highlighters as their green screens ☠️
10:43 What do you mean "would"? I was going to comment that I really wanted to wear that, what were you thinking about?
1:57 both my parents walked in here. help.
7:43 new definition of Flip Flops
0:11 reminds me of that photo of some dudes in a pool with an extension plug in cable on a sandal lol
12:22 new SCP just dropped
3:13 don't forget "You did this to me!!"
15:10 Oh no. Hypernova strawberry...
5:14 " my students are all morons!!!!!! "
I checked timed JUST to see if any commented that
A new video that has the good title format!!
15:51 that is honestly honestly so cute
When I saw the thumbnail image for this video, I got a little confused since the image didn't make sense.
There was something about it that didn't sit right with me, but I couldn't work out what. I tried to ignore it and go onto other things, but it kept turning up in my feed.
It took quite a while before I saw what it really showed ... and I instantly got a shiver down my spine.
I am irrationally terrified of falling and my brain must have blanked things out so I didn't see the drop.
4:00 yes you could pop it. That's just an air bubble under the wrap from what I can tell. And it would ruin the wrap if you popped it so yes to the second thing aswell unless they're trying to remove it anyways.
Jokes on you I've made several self improvements my garden has never been so green 1:49
The thumbnail is just a gaint man doing his gaint work
1:48 Jokes on you I did change in the span of a few months, wich is crazy.
12:08 What, have you never seen a shelf before?
1:16 Hmm...that's a funny looking toilet.
7:42 F I S H F L O P S
The swallow a baby toy is a joke toy made by obvious plant who sells these gag toys on their website like collectors items or artworks
0:30 learning history be like :
4:59 Cat has seasonings if you have coin!
And now we are firmly in the back half of 2024.
6:34 The Cool Cow looks so familiar because IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING BOB ROSS!!!
1:05 missile silos xD
Yeah lol
AINT NO WAy its only 40% complete
It's some 50% or more now
@@minestar224750% is the end of July
YAY EmKay 3.21M SUBS!!!!
15:02 Royal Treatment Plant - Funky (2005)
🎶 "Dance for hours a daaaay!" 🎶
9:22 suddenly cracked me up
9:55 that's how you find your soulmate in crazy-hair-world
*sighs* I think we'll have to change jack's mortal vessel again
6:53 Nina Tucker, is that you?
15:45 - Arachnophobia warning
You reminded me that I kicked my friend out of her job. Thanks.
2:43 the one on the left has the warning: Sharp edges, you might die in childbirth. lol
16:12 wood