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  • @KiwiHelpgeek
    @KiwiHelpgeek Před rokem +2327

    A handmade ring is the ultimate in being spoiled. It shows that the person that made the ring loves the person that received the ring so much he put personal effort into creating it.

    • @jeltevl8868
      @jeltevl8868 Před rokem +127

      its the idea behind it that counts not how much it cost.
      And no im not saying that because im a cheapskate or anything. Because even as a guy I prefer getting a birthday gift that showed whoever gave it to me cares over a very expensive thing that I never do anything with anyway.
      Anybody who refuses gifts with the reason that they are not expensive enough you should avoid and ignore imo.

    • @alyssamay9237
      @alyssamay9237 Před rokem +75

      For real. I already think that rings are a scam, but if my boyfriend MADE me a ring, that'd melt my heart and I'd marry him twice on the spot.
      Plus, if your partner makes the ring, they have you completely in mind. They have your exact size, your preferences, and your lifestyle going into account. Also it's going to be much cheaper and that money can go towards something else, like a house or maybe the ceremony itself.
      Plus, there's no telling how much time and effort would go into a ring they made for you

    • @Emmett_Br0wn
      @Emmett_Br0wn Před rokem +18

      Honestly I don't really believe in rings but if my partner made me a ring, I'm marrying them twice on the spot, that shit would take so much time and effort to make AND that they have you specifically in mind.
      People who don't accept cheap gifts are people you should ignore and/or avoid.

    • @oddball9163
      @oddball9163 Před rokem +21

      @@Emmett_Br0wn really sounds like you just mashed up the two comments above you :/

    • @Emmett_Br0wn
      @Emmett_Br0wn Před rokem +1

      @@oddball9163 :/

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking Před rokem +3175

    I respect the guy who made the engagement ring out of wood and gemstones, that shit means more then any crappy shiny rock that loses half it's value just by walking out the front door of the store ever could.
    He put time and effort into making that.

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ Před rokem +79

      I agree fully.

    • @jdwilliams2216
      @jdwilliams2216 Před rokem +86

      One could quite literally say that the future was built with and upon it later on down the line.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před rokem +72

      That's honestly really creative. If the person is the right one for me, I'd totally accept such a ring. For someone to spend valuable time and effort into something for me is like, my dream. It doesn't even have to be a physical object.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Před rokem

      Engagement rings started off as a way for the man to prove that he has enough money to start a family, and it also serves as a backup in case they run short on money so they can sell the ring, now, It's just a way to scam Millenials.

    • @undeadladybug7723
      @undeadladybug7723 Před rokem +34

      I'd much rather have something like that than some gaudy, overpriced thing.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před rokem +194

    10:12 Diamond rings are a scam. In fact, the whole idea of an expensive wedding ring started as propaganda from the companies selling them. That handmade ring, which he put his own time and effort into rather than spending some empty currency on someone else's (or more likely a machine's) work, is a better demonstration of affection than the most expensive ring in the world.
    Anyone with a halfway decent job can save their money up. But putting your time, effort, and care into something is the closest you can get to giving someone a piece of yourself without getting weird.

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Před 9 měsíci +4

      SO REAL !! If i EVER get married, I don't want my partner to have to take out a mortgage for a damn rock. Literally just buy a little quartz stone or smth, hell, just a normal stone from out in the yard would be fine! It doesn't matter what you propose with, if you two truly love each other, it won't matter. Cheers xx

    • @deutschegeschichte4972
      @deutschegeschichte4972 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@jesuschristbutafab9923 I mean, I see the point, and to be honest it doesn't matter that much but I think I'd still want to get my partner a fairly expensive (not like tens of thousands but maybe several hundred) just for them to know I didn't cheap out on them.

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Před 9 měsíci

      @@deutschegeschichte4972 I understand that too, wanting your partner to feel appreciated with your gifts is also part of my love language. If you can afford it, then go for it! xx

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 4 měsíci +2

      perhaps my least favorite part of all that is that diamonds are so cheap! We long ago mined them at a point their price should have plummeted and since then we've learned to make artificial diamonds so perfect that now rather then defects making a diamond worth less the "appraisers" rate flawless diamonds as cheaper because the artificail diamonds are actually superior but they could cut into the lucrative jewelry industries profits. At least with gold and other rare earth metals we have legit reasons for prices to be what they are but that ship sailed decades ago for most gemstones.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 4 měsíci +2

      Artificially made diamond rings are better, because you can get the diamond without the blood of child slaves on it. It takes the blood out of Blood Diamond, and it is environmentally friendly as well

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 Před rokem +196

    honestly mad respect to anyone who's enduring second degree or third degree burn wounds, I could not even begin to imagine the sort of pain that constantly hits them every moment of each day. One of the few things that should never be joked or lied about.

    • @U_N_C_R_E_A_T_I_V_E
      @U_N_C_R_E_A_T_I_V_E Před rokem +6

      At least the pain ends off at some point with third degree burns because the fire burns off your nerves, hence why people after a certain amount of time feel nothing.

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před rokem +7

      One time I was doing a rope swing and I fumbled so hard that I got a fucking burn mark that felt like getting kicked in the balls every day on my neck, and I promise that it was nothing compared to a second/third degree burn.

    • @jabpope9304
      @jabpope9304 Před rokem

      Both of my uncles got third degree burns on exleast 40 percent of their bodies and the fucking nurse told him to stop whining and when I told people this they said oh nurses won't say they so I told them to get a fucking brain cause your job doesnt make you a saint

    • @BillionairesArentYourFriends
      @BillionairesArentYourFriends Před 11 měsíci +12

      I disagree on the joking thing, but agree on the lying. It shouldn't be disrespectfully joked about, but if I wasn't laughing my ass off and cracking jokes when my thumb to my wrist got 2nd degree burns, I think I might have just died. Or at least crumbled into a crying mess. Jokes are good in moderation and when appropriate. If you burn yourself, make sure to immediately start laughing and asking yourself if your karma is shit.

    • @TheHypnosBunny
      @TheHypnosBunny Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@BillionairesArentYourFriends I don't think they were talking about the person getting burnt joking about it, so i think part of your comment was slightly unnecessary.

  • @themattster
    @themattster Před rokem +1634

    10:05 If that picture is real... that's a fucking awesome looking ring and as someone who loves woodworking, I know how much work must have gone into it. Anyone who wouldn't take that and love it with all of their heart quite frankly deserves to be single and living on the streets.

    • @cl-jp3uv
      @cl-jp3uv Před rokem +66

      The lead up made me think it was gonna be some lazy boyfriend who got a wonky ring but it’s actually really pretty

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 Před rokem +49

      Not only that, it's hand made

    • @leoskoble
      @leoskoble Před rokem +74

      fr if my boyfriend hand-carved me an engagement ring I'd skip the bullshit and marry him that night

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 Před rokem +13

      It reminds me of the rings Xyla Foxlin made for her aviator friends out of a bunch of stuff, they came out incredible. Yeah no diamond in it, but having it lovingly made seems worth much more to me. (Oh and yeah, she made a video about it if you want to see the process and the meaning behind the ring)

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před rokem +12

      My main concern would just be "Will this start to splinter over years and years of wearing it non-stop...?"
      The sentiment and care on display is phenomenal and I know woodworked goods can be very hardy, but sweat and skin oils *do* tend to be a bit corrosive...

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 Před rokem +634

    "If he's so failed how did he learn a new word?"
    Robin... even a broken analogue clock is correct twice a day.

  • @obsessedwithpearl
    @obsessedwithpearl Před rokem +57

    10:06 BRUHHH, I would actually melt if I had a boyfriend who proposed to me with a hand made ring. That is the most adorable idea ever

    • @Rasec193
      @Rasec193 Před měsícem

      i know this comment is from a year ago but yeah it's a really adorable idea

  • @basicallybreathing3489
    @basicallybreathing3489 Před rokem +98

    Just in case anyone was wondering, the book review (9:21) was for the Echo Maker by Richard Powers. Just read through some of the reviews on goodread and apparently some people loved it while others absolutely hated it.

  • @berriq
    @berriq Před rokem +227

    "so with the greatest of respect, get bent."
    that is the most formal way to end an amazing paragraph of absolutely demolishing someone
    *and i love it*

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 6 měsíci

      And, in my American opinion, a very British thing to say.

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 Před rokem +2354

    how does one even get banned from wikipedia, that's a talent i wish i had
    i got the top comment on an emkay video and only noticed cause someone called me motherless, so how was your day today?

    • @CarpetCIeaner
      @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem +187

      Same, I’m so talentless that I can burn water

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem +18

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @DefectiveDetective07
      @DefectiveDetective07 Před rokem +93

      I was banned for over a year in 5th grade because I edited a page with some doge meme crap. 3 years later, I don't even use Wikipedia that much anymore.

    • @SenorDango
      @SenorDango Před rokem +14

      With dedication and determination

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 Před rokem +6

      If only more places had check people or whatever they're called.

  • @guywholoveshisdog
    @guywholoveshisdog Před rokem +83

    I love that, no matter how bad the grammar is, you just read the text however it is written. Respect.

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby Před rokem +112

    3:36
    I feel this one. Too many writers don't seem to realize that a story's quality isn't measured by its body count. Not only can it mess up the story because there's nobody left to move the plot forward, but it has diminishing returns. Keep killing characters off and the audience will see it coming, destroying the shock value. There also won't be as much pathos on their part, since they won't let themselves get attached to characters once they realize they're dead men walking. That's what turned me off of Attack on Titan and Akame ga Kill. They should take a cue from One Piece: Characters almost never die, not even villains, and the story is actually a lot better for it. Not only are they used for further storytelling, but because deaths are few and far between, the deaths that do happen actually have an impact. All the deaths in Game of Thrones don't have half the pathos that was poured into the funeral for the Going Merry...a SHIP.
    TL;DR: When it comes to character deaths, focus on quality, not quantity.

    • @wontonsoup1711
      @wontonsoup1711 Před rokem +2

      literally no none dies in one piece except for like that one dude there is no tension, you know no one will die what are you on about

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před rokem +8

      @@wontonsoup1711 do you have a third grade literacy level?

    • @failocquoe70
      @failocquoe70 Před rokem +2

      @@wontonsoup1711 youre amazing.

    • @meelonsquid
      @meelonsquid Před 10 měsíci +5

      great point, but sometimes there are exceptions. halo reach is an amazing one, you know everyone is going to die but the deaths are done so well that every single one hits as hard as the first.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@wontonsoup1711Characters dying is not the only source of tension. Does your life only have drama when people die?

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 Před rokem +495

    10:05 Honestly, if a guy can make that by himself (and without it falling apart in minutes notice)? He'd deserve it. Like if he can make a quality ring with a saw and a single piece of wood, imagine everything else he can do.

  • @KimsWeirdChannel
    @KimsWeirdChannel Před rokem +272

    Oh my god. The “I’ve never seen an American flexing their European ancestry”. One of the girls in my art class’s entire personality was how she’s Italian and she’s literally not. She makes me want to die-

    • @kgamesnyc
      @kgamesnyc Před rokem +36

      theres also this kid at my school who apparently has the tiniest bit of italian blood in him and legit BEAT SOMEONE UP because they stereotyped italians

    • @KimsWeirdChannel
      @KimsWeirdChannel Před rokem +13

      @@kgamesnyc HA.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před rokem

      If said person makes thee wantst to die, make her want to die.
      Or, better, make her die.

    • @whatusernameis5295
      @whatusernameis5295 Před rokem +8

      i haven't and I'm American lol. I so no reason why where you're ancestors where from matters. sure it can be kinda neat to know but you don't need to tell other people that

    • @martinajanutenaite8843
      @martinajanutenaite8843 Před rokem +9

      Bro someone I used to know made their whole personality being Latina, they were white 💀

  • @itsthejavavoid
    @itsthejavavoid Před rokem +41

    if i were given that ring i would straight up cry. Of joy. The amount of time that mustve taken to make is actually freaking insane and i would cherish it forever. i'd make that shit into a family heirloom, id be that grateful

  • @chaoticpemmins748
    @chaoticpemmins748 Před 9 měsíci +7

    I love the posts on store review sites that basically just say
    Review: "Service sucked, these people are terrible."
    Store: "Sir, you were banned from the establishment for being a total asshole to the staff."

  • @FurryQueenYT
    @FurryQueenYT Před rokem +343

    Love it when the censor doesn't catch F bombs

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem +1

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @commanderfoxtrot
      @commanderfoxtrot Před rokem +17

      @@SparrowIZ grow up, kid.

    • @kingteddieP4
      @kingteddieP4 Před rokem +33

      @@commanderfoxtrot it’s a bot ignore.

    • @commanderfoxtrot
      @commanderfoxtrot Před rokem +4

      @@kingteddieP4 you literally cannot tell me what to do, kid.

    • @CarpetCIeaner
      @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem

      @@commanderfoxtrot man you’re just as annoying as Mr. Fatherless here

  • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
    @ThatComputerGuyRyan Před rokem +761

    that marshmallow 'roast' was literally just pointing out how his brand works.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem +12

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
      @ThatComputerGuyRyan Před rokem +78

      @@SparrowIZ what?

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Před rokem +45

      @@ThatComputerGuyRyan yeah
      that made no sense
      also
      who asked that person?

    • @CarpetCIeaner
      @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem +90

      @@ThatComputerGuyRyan Don’t worry, he may have a mom but he obviously doesn’t have a father

    • @capst4r
      @capst4r Před rokem +2

      @@SparrowIZ I- what-

  • @susiedeltarunedistinguished

    “I’m not certain of the answer to this” Dude the fact you have even the smallest recognition of any of those symbols impresses me beyond comprehension.

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 6 měsíci

      From someone with a third grade math level, agreed.

    • @ZappStone
      @ZappStone Před 3 měsíci

      @@Starbeam1979 Please help me understand. It's an integral right? That's as far as I can go. I have no clue how too answer this.

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 3 měsíci

      @@ZappStone I miss-worded it, I meant "as someone with a third grade math level, I agree." As in the highest math I can understand is what's taught in third grade.

  • @ragevirgogod9117
    @ragevirgogod9117 Před rokem +26

    If my partner gave a handmade wooden engagement ring that actually fit my sausage fingers, I'd try to set a world record for most expedient wedding. That kind of love and dedication to someone is absolutely amazing.

  • @theogmagma6038
    @theogmagma6038 Před rokem +463

    Marshmallow does it for privacy among other reasons. which is acceptable. and him being himself is making music doing what he loves but all in secrecy

    • @yoimvision
      @yoimvision Před rokem +7

      Sucks because he is Chris Comstock

    • @obbyg4ming905
      @obbyg4ming905 Před rokem +45

      we just have different definitions of "just being yourself" ig, because i definitely can't see eye-to-eye with this comment at all
      that shouldn't be called "being yourself", that should be called "doing what you want"
      two vastly different things

    • @theogmagma6038
      @theogmagma6038 Před rokem +20

      @@obbyg4ming905 true. I didnt word it very well but if he wants to wear the mask then let him. let him do what he wishes

    • @samwilson1881
      @samwilson1881 Před rokem +29

      A lot of people like Marshmello usually do something to keep themselves anonymous in some capacity. Like being in the public eye is so fuckin dangerous, just look at Gabbie Hanna. She sucks but some guy made his way into her house by coercion. People are genuinely insane

    • @YxVideos
      @YxVideos Před rokem +1

      @@yoimvision facts

  • @Eejit
    @Eejit Před rokem +332

    As an Irish person, Americans do try to flex them being Irish and not know where our country is. They also think we all have Dublin accents.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +25

      Northern Ireland is my favorite Scottish location.

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue Před rokem +2

      What

    • @hillbillydeluxe27
      @hillbillydeluxe27 Před rokem +6

      I’m three generations removed from Ireland on both my parents sides yet I know my paternal grandfather’s family is from county Roscommon and my maternal grandfather’s family was from county Waterford. They kept both kept their families history to pass on. I only claim to be of Irish (and Scottish) heritage.

    • @kiwitheleafeon
      @kiwitheleafeon Před rokem

      is having irish grandparents and you being born in the usa even a possibility

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +11

      @@kiwitheleafeon During the war between the Irish and English a lot of Irish people fled to America.

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer Před rokem +11

    The Department of Fire and Emergency Services managed to be informative but also make the most hilarious joke about a guy making natural disasters political.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 4 měsíci

      i'll never understand people like that but they're becoming increasingly common, especially in the US. I'm not a fan of Trump but his border wall, while not a silver bullet, actually made a lot of sense. Trumps wall was new in some sections but was also in large part either replacing old walls or supplementing existing sections of the border wall built under Democrats. Those Democrats were fine with the idea of a border wall when Clinton and Obama were in power and didnt mind too much when it was Bush but when Trump made it part of his election platform suddenly the idea of a border wall was wrong, if not evil, so they shut it down even though even the Democrats admit there's a crisis on the border. Republicans do the same thing too, people make a crisis or disaster political and once it becomes political peoples brains become disconnected.

  • @Estelle9405
    @Estelle9405 Před rokem +2

    “Why are we giving children legal speed”
    Because it makes it so I can function at a normal human level, Deborah.

  • @LitPinata
    @LitPinata Před rokem +238

    Seems that Marshy here will be quite crispy. Delicious.

    • @CarpetCIeaner
      @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem +2

      It was so powerful that the fire was white, he’s not just gonna be crispy, trust me

    • @mcpvp5400
      @mcpvp5400 Před rokem

      Lmao

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @roryandbro1561
      @roryandbro1561 Před rokem

      Das how I eat my marshmellos-- Burned an crispy

    •  Před rokem

      No he’ll be crunchy af

  • @rollingthunder1043
    @rollingthunder1043 Před rokem +16

    Occam's Razor is the one that says "the simplest answer is usually the correct one". Or more precisely, the answer that requires the fewest unfounded or untestable assumptions.

    • @mintty6864
      @mintty6864 Před rokem +3

      For example: if it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is most likely a duck.

  • @Skederp
    @Skederp Před rokem +5

    The, you were on it one, was beautiful. I take adhd medication, so i was upset about what that person said, but their mom just replying was amazing. They've learned a lesson.

    • @justbrix3458YT
      @justbrix3458YT Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm with you on this one! I was so mad that that guy just said something so stupid like that. I have ADHD and have a brother on the Autism spectrum, and I can vouch that those meds are the only things keeping people like us being functional humans, unlike that guy.

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme Před rokem +36

    16:14
    THEY FOUND HIM
    THEY FOUND FLORIDA MAN

  • @_Stercore
    @_Stercore Před rokem +46

    1:47
    i liked the part where he said *"MANY humans"* because that could mean he seduced men aswell

    • @GamerCatGD
      @GamerCatGD Před rokem +4

      𝕆𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@GamerCatGD even my dog blushes looking at him

    • @spinechiller567
      @spinechiller567 Před 8 měsíci

      *Rizz sfx*

  • @VioletBreakthrough
    @VioletBreakthrough Před rokem +35

    Being burnt alive isn't the worst pain. Do not ask me how the hell I know this, but it is actually being steamed alive that is more painful. It won't burn off your nerves meaning you will feel every last pinch of pain.

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire Před rokem +6

    My grandfather was a woodturner, and that ring would be something that he'd love to look at and maybe attempt himself. Besides, the effort going into making a ring like that instead of going out and buying one speaks louder than people'd realise.
    And if needs be, if you wanna add detail to it, then it's definitely a lot cheaper than going to the jewellers to say "Hey, dent my fucking ring in," without it sounding like a sexual innuendo.

  • @ExSpoonman
    @ExSpoonman Před rokem +5

    As a Neuromorphic Software Engineer, who works almost exclusively with data scientists, I can assure you: The girl who is trying to education-shame that guy is NOT a data scientist. Data scientists, if they aren't awkward AF (it's just how many are), then they are acutely aware of how their degree doesn't elevate them above others: they work with software engineers who very commonly haven't graduated college.

    • @TheHypnosBunny
      @TheHypnosBunny Před 2 měsíci +1

      she still could be. Not every person is gonna fall into some stereotype.

  • @CarpetCIeaner
    @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem +182

    Bruh, the first one already had me dying, also, Emkay is the best channel right now because they upload multiple times a day and they never get boring

    • @mini_moon7254
      @mini_moon7254 Před rokem

      Ikr

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem +3

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @CarpetCIeaner
      @CarpetCIeaner Před rokem

      🔹I have a dad and you don’t 👈👈😎🔹

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 Před rokem +12

      @@SparrowIZ Bro, what the heck! Give him back his mom!

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 Před rokem

      @@SparrowIZ MF give him his mom back

  • @waffle498
    @waffle498 Před rokem +67

    you see emkay, you don’t roast a marshmallow, you toast it

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před rokem +6

      We ain't be roasting him, no no no, we's be toasting him.

    • @XDRevnge
      @XDRevnge Před rokem

      Its the marshmallows you're roasting?

    • @RpgPenguins
      @RpgPenguins Před rokem

      XD

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 6 měsíci

      Where I come from (Southern California), we do call it "roasting marshmallows".

  • @QuiteSpiffing
    @QuiteSpiffing Před rokem +12

    No kidding, if I had a girl or boyfriend and they'd propose to me with a ring they made with their own hands, I'd love that way more than any store bought rings.

  • @potato-tz2vj
    @potato-tz2vj Před rokem +20

    the missed opportunity that is the title of the video
    "marshmello got roasted"

  • @sugooftheblackflame9809
    @sugooftheblackflame9809 Před rokem +48

    I believe birth and getting kicked in the nuts do have similar pain levels, but Birth takes longer and the effects last vastly longer. Birth is still very much worse than nut kicking.

    • @Feathered_Crow
      @Feathered_Crow Před rokem +4

      Not to mention the fact that women are given higher pain tolerance because of the purpose to have multiple children

    • @ZDragonimated
      @ZDragonimated Před rokem +2

      @@Feathered_Crow source??

    • @Feathered_Crow
      @Feathered_Crow Před rokem +2

      @@ZDragonimated
      If you Google it you will have your answer.
      do research before commenting

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 Před rokem +3

      @@Feathered_Crow no u

    • @mehwhatever695
      @mehwhatever695 Před rokem +2

      @@ZDragonimated that hormone is called Oxytocin. I already gave a name if you want to further study it then go ahead

  • @exileisland2675
    @exileisland2675 Před rokem +125

    That's funny but I think the whole masked celeb thing is so they can go to Walmart and not get mobbed.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @exileisland2675
      @exileisland2675 Před rokem +7

      @@SparrowIZ wat?

    • @themattster
      @themattster Před rokem +14

      Never really thought about that. Fair point.

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Před rokem +2

      @@exileisland2675 bot.

    • @soyunperedor
      @soyunperedor Před rokem

      @@SparrowIZ you've said this exact same thing on two comments. at least I have a scumbag dad, instead of my mom.

  • @sergeantglowstick1399
    @sergeantglowstick1399 Před rokem +69

    The thing about Marshmello hiding his face is the thought that anyone can be Marshmello if that makes sense. Him covering his face is to make Marshmello more of an idea than a person

    • @RpgPenguins
      @RpgPenguins Před rokem +4

      huh

    • @Horror...
      @Horror... Před rokem +9

      So he's Spider-Man

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před rokem +3

      Fair enough, but it does make him sound like a hypocrite trying to push a message about "being yourself." He's clearly not practicing what he preaches at that point.

    • @crispyshaman4937
      @crispyshaman4937 Před rokem +5

      He also covers his face. So he can have a normal life outside events and concerts without getting bothered by paparazzi and fans etc.

    • @sergeantglowstick1399
      @sergeantglowstick1399 Před rokem +6

      @@crispyshaman4937 that too, honestly if I did ANY entertainment, music/online/etc, I would do the same because I'd want to have a life outside of what I do

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 Před rokem +10

    Imagine Click and EmKay meeting up to be Swedish together.

    • @lucienzothesmallerone
      @lucienzothesmallerone Před rokem +1

      I think a video of the Swedish flag waving in the sky will be less Swedish than Click AND EmKay

  • @catieecasciole1980
    @catieecasciole1980 Před rokem +7

    Jaywalking was funded into law by motor vehicle companies, because before this law, the road was for pedestrians that cars intruded on. They kept hitting and killing people and didn't like the bad publicity. They called it Jaywalking because a Jay was slur term for someone who was poor, simple or stupid. It was a vulgar term with classist and racist roots.

  • @alexnelson9830
    @alexnelson9830 Před rokem +20

    douche canoe is the most creative insult in the whole video

  • @THEJPIndustry
    @THEJPIndustry Před rokem +10

    15:33 funnily enough when my dad was young he accidentally got set on fire by his brother.
    He was in the late teens and Yes recovery was long, i think a couple of months, his leg skin had to be replaced compleatly
    And he never gets tired of explaining that while yes he doesnt like to get shots like vaxxines nowadays and has a little bit of fear of these syringes, he happily takes them and that when he was in the hospital the syringes where way bigger and he got 27 of them daily.
    So far the comments story could be true.
    But my dad got nowhere near a drug Addition. He "only" had his legs burned and got 27 needles a day, he was so happy to beeing able to stop taking anything etc

  • @toothbrushman728
    @toothbrushman728 Před rokem +6

    2:29
    i finally heard robin swear
    it was so unexpected lol

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Před rokem +20

    10:07 I would marry him on the spot. I've always been adamant about not wanting a big fancy ring. Just something modest that symbolizes something important. The person who said "I want to be spoiled and I deserve it.." won't ever really be happy because every good opportunity she has to be with someone nice will just crash and burn because she's got just as good of a personality as the trash can on my curb.

  • @timerchOfficialyt
    @timerchOfficialyt Před rokem +46

    Why does DST have to turn back two weeks in Australia before literally everywhere else just so I can miss an EmKay video?

  • @greeninja1396
    @greeninja1396 Před rokem +13

    2:22 pretty suspicious bro

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 Před rokem +14

    11:36 In all seriousness, crosswalks are a really good idea. Sure, they were introduced for questionable reasons, but I think they definitely help. Especially in dark cities. Arizona has a lot of observatories, so certain cities, like Tucson and Flagstaff, stay darker at night than most cities. Oh YeAh, BiG dEaL, iT's DaRk At NiGht. But seriously, the dependence on lighting infrastructure is incredible. Tucson is a pretty large city, but it is eerily dark at night. It is a little unnerving to drive in. It can be hard to see things off the road. Imagine some guy just deciding to cross wherever. With crosswalks, there are limited, designated places where I can expect humans to be thanks to reflective signs. BuT wE cOuLd JuSt MaKe ThE wHoLe RoAd A cRoSsWaLk. Have you ever driven through a dense forest on a winding road and seen one of those "watch for deer" signs? Okay, so we know they are in this area now, that's good. But then a deer runs out into the road and everyone is still startled because nobody saw it coming. That is what crosswalks help to prevent, but with humans. The deer still go wherever. But the humans at least sometimes use them, definitely more than the deer would.

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Před 3 měsíci

      The post is more about jaywalking, than the crosswalks. They have crosswalks in Britain too.

  • @phexitol
    @phexitol Před rokem +14

    @EmKay: the book in question from 9:17 is "The Echo Maker" by Richard Powers.

  • @Kiku91
    @Kiku91 Před rokem +42

    0:58 when I was a kid, we had a small population of Irish/Irish descent Americans in our school. I was a little jealous cause my dad would say we are just "American" (my ancestors are Old Immigrants).
    When I found out we technically had some Irish in our blood (maternal grandfather was Irish a few generations up) I started gloating it until my mom said "You aren't Irish, it's too far back, stop telling people"
    Lol so now I just say "My genes are as white as a picket fence"

    • @user-guigui01
      @user-guigui01 Před rokem +4

      I read somewhere that the DNA last at least four generations.
      I had indigenous grandmothers.
      If I have a kid, thou it's impossible (can't even adopt), they won't have this little piece of indigenous DNA. The indigenous features will be completely erased.

    • @TheBlankOneIsMe
      @TheBlankOneIsMe Před rokem +6

      I am Swedish, Norwegischen, Finnish, Polish, Russian, German, Irish, and American, in other words, 1/3 of World War Three packed into one stressed out meat bag who owns a Spanish Broad Sword.

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 6 měsíci

      I'm stealing "my genes are as white as a picket fence."

  • @Wishkeirs
    @Wishkeirs Před rokem +8

    17:20 this particular response smack down was explosively legendary

  • @bakariwolf3835
    @bakariwolf3835 Před rokem +10

    The whole "flexing your ancestry" thing comes up where I live all the time. Once had someone ask me what I was and I was so confused I just said "American? I was born here." To which they went on a full snobbish rant about how there is no such thing as american because you have to look at what you came from and that is the most important thing. Then goes off listing percentages like they were a status symbol.

  • @ThatDamnCommi3
    @ThatDamnCommi3 Před rokem +14

    13:40 A smart way to call someone an absolute idiot

  • @themushroom_dude
    @themushroom_dude Před rokem +26

    22:12 we need more guys like this in the church

  • @ananthdev2388
    @ananthdev2388 Před rokem +5

    Bro that wooden ring looks amazing, sometimes its not about riches, its the effort that matters. I hope he succeeded in finding a loving partner

  • @soybajo-kira8585
    @soybajo-kira8585 Před rokem +2

    The only pain similar to childbirth that a man can go through is testicular torsion. I’ve actually had it before, it didn’t feel like I was kicked in the nuts, I can’t even find the correct words to describe how much it hurts

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 Před rokem +62

    I have a feeling the ppl who liked that everyone was able to be killed off on GoT were the kind of people who have kept "Reality Television" on the market.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Před rokem +16

    5:05 Robin recognized the character, which means he's seen MLP. Kinda based ngl

    • @goldengamerex9611
      @goldengamerex9611 Před rokem +4

      Youare right he is a MLP fan he even talked about the fact he is a MLP fan multiple times.

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Před rokem +2

      He's played on GMOD *AS* a pony

    • @Anarqism
      @Anarqism Před 11 měsíci +1

      I've never seen almost anything from it but I can still name some characters

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Před 2 měsíci

      Based on

  • @MelissaKae
    @MelissaKae Před rokem +3

    In all my years, I've never heard the "au" at the end of an Aussie website verbalised so eloquently. Thanks, Robin!

  • @shadow_nova15
    @shadow_nova15 Před rokem +7

    20:32 student loans are stored in the balls

    • @soloanima1
      @soloanima1 Před měsícem

      Exactly, that’s why no one ever sees a woman’s student loans

  • @bop7745
    @bop7745 Před rokem +39

    At 2:29 the editor forgot to censor Robin. Just something I noticed, I know no-one cares.

    • @queenbee9405
      @queenbee9405 Před rokem +8

      ❌‼️SWEAR WORD SWEAR WORD ‼️❌

    • @bop7745
      @bop7745 Před rokem +3

      @@queenbee9405 lol

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před rokem +8

      It's actually refreshing to not have to hear the *god awful* censoring noise

    • @user-fn8us5jx5v
      @user-fn8us5jx5v Před rokem +6

      @@Cera_01 isn't that the sound from re:zero whenever there is a brutal death or something else that's fucked up on screen ?

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před rokem +1

      @@user-fn8us5jx5v No idea...

  • @pastelpillbug
    @pastelpillbug Před rokem +28

    1:26 inaccurate, at least buying a beanie baby gives you a plush

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Před rokem +2

      They're the online Beanie babies (in the same way there are online Pokemon cards) for dudes who are too stupid/young to know what Beanie babies are.

  • @Unknown_User6107
    @Unknown_User6107 Před rokem +5

    12:34 that made me physically cringe because that sounds more like death than pain.

  • @MaskedSongbird
    @MaskedSongbird Před rokem +3

    16:00 So either he's a compulsive liar, or it turns out that Rasputin's still kicking around.

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside Před rokem +7

    5:12 I’d think minimum wage should be enough to SURVIVE off of. Not enough to drive a freaking Lexus around, in a big house, because prices, but bare minimum wage should be SURVIVABLE. Able to house, feed, etc. The fact that US minimum wage is still WAAAY below such a basic level is a huge problem.

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Před 6 měsíci +2

      A person on SSI, the control amount for poverty level, still makes more a month than a minimum wage worker.

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies Před 7 dny

      Agreed 👍

  • @slobodan3668
    @slobodan3668 Před rokem +33

    7:45 he was probably writing that way to make fun of how the customer wrote

    • @AutumnForest862
      @AutumnForest862 Před rokem +6

      I do wish he didn't make fun of people who have a language barrier. I thought it was a funny comeback, and not hard to understand. I do love these videos regardless!

    • @Small_Schlonng_9000
      @Small_Schlonng_9000 Před rokem +1

      @@AutumnForest862 why do people get offended on other’s behalf? You don’t know how he feels.

  • @mudcup466
    @mudcup466 Před rokem +10

    10:28 they disrespected a portrait of the queen, then told little kids to stop disrespecting it

    • @dayzlove4994
      @dayzlove4994 Před 4 měsíci

      It's different if someone does it on purpose.

  • @Arclight_of_the_sky
    @Arclight_of_the_sky Před rokem +3

    Emkay : I don't like shows that kills everybody off
    Also Emkay: *plays* *re* *zero* *ost* *during* *curse* *words*

  • @razorthedragon806
    @razorthedragon806 Před rokem +15

    6:50 sounds like someone booked a room in a carboard box found in a back alley...

  • @Bug3ater2
    @Bug3ater2 Před rokem +11

    5:13 what a privileged view of life "I don't value service workers enough and think they have enough spare time to need to get another job or make even less from two jobs" Jesus

  • @jdubs__01
    @jdubs__01 Před rokem +7

    18:24 for some reason Bassthoven popped into my head

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 Před rokem +10

    I remember that I used to be able to tell if the narrator of a video was Robin based off the comments, before I heard his voice. Now, everyone’s so used to Robin that I can tell he’s the narrator when I don’t see any comments about it.

  • @warmsnow
    @warmsnow Před rokem +55

    I don't know why I hate on those expensive ring stories so much. I don't even wanna get married but if so I would love anything as a form of appreciation and love. Imagine someone literally makes a ring for you and not buy it from the jewelry. I would mind if my partner of life your rip a ring from a bottle cap draw love on it and give it to me as long if there is love and trust. Being married and loving each other isn't about the money. Yes you have to be financially stable that's good but I often read about weddings worth several thousands or ten thousands. This not what it's about

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před rokem +1

      🔹I have a mom and you dont 👈👈😎🔹

    • @DrT0705
      @DrT0705 Před rokem +7

      I think social media has made the wedding overspending so much worse. People can share pics of their event to literally thousands of strangers and compare with other strangers who have more resources, so everyone is trying to best everyone else. I think there's a statistic that the more that's spent on the wedding the quicker the couple breaks up.

    • @professionalcyberbully6410
      @professionalcyberbully6410 Před rokem +2

      For me, it's the care that counts. As long as you aren't intentionally trying to be a cheapskate I don't mind. The wooden ring is great because my partner would've put a lot of love into making something special they made with their own hands, to me that's worth more than any gemstone.

    • @warmsnow
      @warmsnow Před rokem

      @@professionalcyberbully6410 yes amen. Its like that. If you just wanna be greedy it's also weird but if someone puts so mich effort into is it's worth more than money. And yeh I guess lots of this is just showing up and part of being sooo special and better than everyone else. It's sad that most of the actual reason to marry or be together is lost these days. It's the promise to care for each other and be there and love each other. But yeh these days.. I sound like I'm 60+ haha but I am not 🤣

  • @camdenprime5430
    @camdenprime5430 Před rokem +5

    20:48
    For a second I thought the guy was talking about Karens.

  • @datoy430
    @datoy430 Před rokem +2

    Hearing robin curse is like seeing your favorite actor not in character for the first time

  • @RealPanzer999
    @RealPanzer999 Před rokem +5

    I love how squidward is continueing from the past videos, would be nice to see him get something new again, like an umbrella or something.

  • @erileyunderscore_
    @erileyunderscore_ Před rokem +30

    18:44 that’s called a “Banzai Bill”

    • @veebee_38
      @veebee_38 Před rokem +3

      i was gonna comment this lmao

    • @Cutechloe678
      @Cutechloe678 Před rokem +5

      While it is called a Banzai bill I personally yhing he dodged those insanely big king bills in world 9 on NSMBW

    • @keybladeciel3716
      @keybladeciel3716 Před rokem +3

      Dude dodged a Banzai Bill and fired off a King Bill for that one.

    • @someone-cool-yt
      @someone-cool-yt Před 10 měsíci

      Or a king bill

  • @emberthecatgirl8796
    @emberthecatgirl8796 Před rokem +6

    Jaywalking is literally a law made up by automobile lobbies to shift blame on pedestrians in case of accidents.

  • @garydezern9391
    @garydezern9391 Před rokem +11

    21:15 I don't understand, I'm single, a virgin and happy. Why do so many ppl stress over dating and adult entertainment time?

    • @Lrd_Storm
      @Lrd_Storm Před rokem +2

      Here's the asexual

    • @garydezern9391
      @garydezern9391 Před rokem +2

      @@Lrd_Storm an asexual, humm. See I was born long before that new gen idea came out, I'm still under the impression that asexual means to procreate with oneself. I'm 33 man. This new gen mentality is odd to me.

    • @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
      @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings Před rokem +2

      Never lost your v-card cuz ya never lose, keep rising King.

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 Před rokem +2

      @@garydezern9391 that is absolutely not what asexual means. Like that’s nearly the exact opposite

    • @anomalytm05
      @anomalytm05 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@garydezern9391 I know what type of asexual you're talking about, but the way you say it makes it seem like masturbating.

  • @nobodynothing1276
    @nobodynothing1276 Před rokem +14

    4:10 *attack on Titan noises intensify*

  • @capst4r
    @capst4r Před rokem +9

    Loving this vid, keep it up Emkay!

  • @elithesleepbean2334
    @elithesleepbean2334 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I think the bit of ending every character in a story only really works when it comes to Movies, TV shows rely far too much on drawing things out to get rid of the main focuses.

  • @TGamer-bz9uj
    @TGamer-bz9uj Před rokem +2

    Emkay editors are chill and I like it ( :

  • @tobiasmills9647
    @tobiasmills9647 Před rokem +5

    you sound so much more yourself today, I hope you have managed to take some time to relax. Either way, hope you're having a good weekend, remember you manage to make people smile, and see more than one perspective.

  • @pyrarius1598
    @pyrarius1598 Před rokem +7

    12:48 I will note that getting kicked that hard will make every male on your continent sense a disturbance in the air, though it is still not even half as painful as childbirth

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Před rokem +4

    Okay damn, a home made ring like that is so much better than a diamond. Those things are just over priced stones, that one had time, love and effort put into it, not just “oh this one will do it’s big.”

  • @tuojiangoman3228
    @tuojiangoman3228 Před rokem +13

    1:20 Actual gold.

    • @tuojiangoman3228
      @tuojiangoman3228 Před rokem

      Although, “dudes” implies “Anti-SJWs” have a mental age in the double digits.

  • @jimbicknell5979
    @jimbicknell5979 Před rokem +4

    Thanks for making my day with another hilarious video @Emkay

  • @vexstenxv3480
    @vexstenxv3480 Před rokem +11

    Considering that I live in the UK, and Liz Truss is already the PM for the next 2 years, it’s DEFINITELY been a kick in the bollocks.

  • @noxy9518
    @noxy9518 Před rokem +10

    At 11:25, me, a European:
    Yes, it sure does suck when you live in a place where you don't have to constantly remind yourself you live in a free country.
    Americans: We can barely afford mortgages, but FREEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!!

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Před 3 měsíci

      Pretty recently an American told me Finland is pretty good, but “just not as free as America”. When I asked how it would manifest, the conversation ended; he knew he was more free, just not how. Greatest country in the world, where brainwashing is part of the culture.. yay!

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před rokem +10

    11:43 Jaywalking: another scam. Thought up by the guys who were selling cars when they first hit the streets. It was a case of "this person just got seriously injured or worse by out machine. Quick, let's shift the blame onto the victim!"

    • @rarinth
      @rarinth Před 9 měsíci

      if your common sense realized there are literally crosswalks on fucking intersections, maybe you wouldn't send this

  • @ggm6120
    @ggm6120 Před rokem +4

    2:28 i feel like a single swear may have been missed and uncensored lmao 💀

  • @yurixavier433
    @yurixavier433 Před rokem +16

    0:07 murdered by math

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger Před rokem +1

    RR Martin was writing the GoT books like someone playing Morrowind for the first time and not knowing about NPC permadeath.

  • @jasonjohn7871
    @jasonjohn7871 Před rokem +3

    19:22 The only data she needs is where her father is.

  • @DefectiveDetective07
    @DefectiveDetective07 Před rokem +13

    Hey, you just gotta love a show where no one has plot armour.

  • @Kenya_Berry
    @Kenya_Berry Před rokem +6

    For me, I have an Irish last name, have greek ancestry, more likely to be British, and can only point out Vietnam without border lines

  • @BasicallyIKilledTheCat
    @BasicallyIKilledTheCat Před rokem +7

    19:29
    THIS MAKES ME SUPER MAD! I live under that URL’s domain and I’ve had so much shit with fire and floods! My cousin lost like half her land to fires I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK OF IT AS “LEFTIST NEWS” BECAUSE I CANT LOOK AT FIRE WITHOUT REMEMBERING WAKING UP AT 2 TO IT LITERALLY RAINING ASH LIKE A FUCKING POMPEI RECREATION BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULDNT WISH THAT SCENARIO ON ANYONE EVER YET I HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT, PRAYING ID SEE MY FAMILY THE NEXT DAY

    • @amethyst..2
      @amethyst..2 Před 2 měsíci

      Them left wing, propaganda spreading, communists at it again!
      Jokes aside, I hope you’ve been well for the past year. Stay safe

  • @simoneamaro987
    @simoneamaro987 Před rokem +6

    15:55 WOOOO its that hit rapper and artist the Baby ?

  • @akirafudo6360
    @akirafudo6360 Před rokem +12

    7:30 I thought the sub was murdered by words not murdering words.