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Komentáře • 917

  • @MazogaTheDork
    @MazogaTheDork Před 10 měsíci +609

    The best part of the "penises on potholes" guy is that he acquired the nickname Wanksy

    • @digitab4446
      @digitab4446 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Perfect

    • @Lurch-Bot
      @Lurch-Bot Před 10 měsíci +18

      I grew up in Britain in the '90s. I probably saw the very first graffiti on graffiti where someone altered the signature to 'Wanksy'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      It is like 'Killroy Was Here' and has taken on a life of it's own. 'Banksy" is one of the earliest modern memes. 'Wanksy' may very be the first meme on meme action ever.
      Objectively if you've even heard of the 'Hamster Dance', you were 'there'. But Banksy pre-dated that by a few years. It was a little bit of spray paint long before it was a meme. I'm pretty sure I saw the actual Banksy in Rugby in 1996...I talked to him. He tried to deny it was his work, with a can of spray paint in his hand...
      Considering I was wearing the colors of the Rugby School Elite, I figure he just didn't realize who he was talking to...I was a 14 year old wolf in sheep's clothing. Down with the establishment! The only thing I learned was an intense hatred of the status quo.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Hehehe

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@Lurch-Bot i remember the hamster in the microwave game...early internet was wild XD

    • @tytanium654
      @tytanium654 Před měsícem

      That's fuckin amazing

  • @xissel
    @xissel Před 10 měsíci +487

    The German guy who ditched military draft is the embodiment of the phrase "be gay, do crimes" and I love it

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 Před 10 měsíci +146

    1:30 there is a global law that no one can put ads in space, came about after some corp tried to copyright the tech to put an ad in orbit that would look bigger than the moon

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci +16

      Good. The fuck are we gonna do about it if they try though

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@MeIsSmogee I don't think you know how space works. It'd still be up there

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Před 10 měsíci

      @@tsm688 up there in millions of unreadable pieces, floating along with all the other space junk we have strewn from broken satellites and breakdowns over the decades

    • @JoelHernandez-tz3vk
      @JoelHernandez-tz3vk Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@tsm688Then keep destroying it until it no longer resembles what they intended it to.

    • @airymems
      @airymems Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@tsm688like fine them an absurdly high amount of money? And I guess we can assume there's got to be some way to put it down

  • @shannonp1656
    @shannonp1656 Před 10 měsíci +237

    That last one being compared to bad tippers: A certain church had its annual conference in our city. No one wanted to work for no or low tips so all asked for those days off. Several restaurants simply closed for the duration of the conference. Convention moved to another city.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci +16

      Sounds like they weren't being paid enough.

    • @mctripleA
      @mctripleA Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@tsm688the tipping culture thing is a whole different of worms, but Christians are notoriously shitty people at tipping servers (hence the nobody wanting to work for no tips)

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos Před 3 měsíci

      I love the God themed fake $20ss... I men they look like money but are not, and are used to give tips a thing real money is used for, doesn't that make it federal counterfeiting? Why are these A-Holes not going to prison?

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 Před 2 měsíci +7

      If nobody wants to work for pay without tips, the dang bosses should get the hint surely that they aren't providing enough.

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@bararobberbaron859 Tipping is the norm in the U S. and wait staff pay is low. Regular customers were driven off during the convention. This was several restaurants that saw zero revenue as better than dealing with those customers.

  • @DeaDaR03
    @DeaDaR03 Před 10 měsíci +182

    Whoever edited this I hope you give them a raise or at least a bonus. The censor sounds are *a lot* more pleasant to listen to compared to the old ones. The new sounds blend nicely into the video and are barely distracting as well.

  • @krive123
    @krive123 Před 10 měsíci +67

    10:32 "Aggressive generosity" is awesome, haha. We need more of this, honestly.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Can we just call it Karen-tipping?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Imagine rarity from mlp aggressively tipping you
      Wow

  • @springfallendeer7236
    @springfallendeer7236 Před 10 měsíci +190

    On the woman who tracked down gang members who unalived her daughter. She was, unfortunate, unalived in turn. I watched a video on her recently that detailed all she went through, and unfortunately, the area that the gangs operate in are more or less run by the gangs. The police don't do anything about it unless pressured relentlessly. A lot of the people she got locked up went on to escape, and she was tracked down and dealt with.
    Ultimately, it was the fate she wanted; as she considered herself lost to this world the instant she knew her daughter was gone for good. She left her mark, but as of now, it was more or less for nothing.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 10 měsíci +19

      Please use the word _killed_. This "unalived" nonsense is too cutsey for something this serious.

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo Před 10 měsíci

      @@qwertyTRiG
      or use "turned into past tense"

    • @weissvixxen4691
      @weissvixxen4691 Před 10 měsíci +22

      @@qwertyTRiG It's more or less a censor.

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT Před 10 měsíci +47

      @@qwertyTRiG Blame CZcams and their shadowbanning of comments with words they don't like. If it wasn't for them saying that word you might not have even seen their comment at all.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 Před 10 měsíci +18

      @@qwertyTRiG I believe 'murdered' is more appropriate than 'killed', given the context.

  • @Anagh1701
    @Anagh1701 Před 10 měsíci +66

    Broomsticks are the ultimate trauma weapons in india. You have no idea just how efficient women, especially wives and mothers were with a broom. I still watch my every move if my mother is anywhere in the same house as a broom is

    • @Dani-fl2dg
      @Dani-fl2dg Před měsícem +1

      Ah so like sandals with Mexicans

    • @indumatisarin1923
      @indumatisarin1923 Před měsícem

      ​Actually anything that u can hit someone with but broom and slippers are weapons of choice here in India 🙂​@@Dani-fl2dg

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 Před 17 dny

      Aren't broomsticks long enough to be similar to like... quarter staffs?
      Because I thought I saw a video that demonstrated they can rupture a watermelon through armor.
      No wonder they're so dangerous.

    • @sauceslover
      @sauceslover Před 12 dny

      indian mothers with any long enough mop or broom are menaces ;-; love my mom sm

    • @bruhzzer
      @bruhzzer Před 5 dny

      and it's also kinda shameful getting beat with a broom from someone who isn't your mother

  • @HylianWolfMage55
    @HylianWolfMage55 Před 10 měsíci +194

    10:20 Using people's homophobia against them to avoid having to be in an army is really clever. It's a shame it worked because this type of hatred shouldn't exist but using this type of hatred to avoid having to kill a fellow human being might be a subtle middle finger to them.

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta Před 10 měsíci +17

      It aint the homophobia...the Recruiter saw an agile mind, expressive and apparently well educated.
      It would be a waste to send a mind like that into the Army, so the kid was declared 'unsuitable'.
      Thing is, as written, the kids letter sounds awfully contrived.
      The Recruiter gave the kid a break because the kid earned it!

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@pirobot668beta no recruiters back then in germany. mandatory military service. also i think being gay was technically a crime until 1994 in germany. i don't remember of any actual charges for it in the 90s, but still...1994...we are not that far ahead of some cultures. though nobody was executed for it st least since the 3rd reich. as opposed to said cultures

  • @commissargeko4029
    @commissargeko4029 Před 10 měsíci +18

    16:33 I now want to see a subreddit about people doing good things for selfish reasons. Guy's employer probably just figured that the cost of bail was less than the revenue they would loose from being a man short.

  • @samanthamorgan2188
    @samanthamorgan2188 Před 10 měsíci +91

    While Christmas decorations being sold at the beginning of October is totally and completely ridiculous, there is something that is even worse. The Hallmark TV channel that I get has this thing called Christmas in July, and my soul dies a little bit each and every time that I hear one of those commercials advertising it

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 Před 10 měsíci +2

      people like to decorate for Christmas as early as mid November now which i find ridiculous but in order for them to do that, the decorations in stores have to be out in time for them to see them and buy them, so its only good business for the stores to have the décor out in time to sell the most before the end of the season when they have to discount it. it is a bit annoying but its because people have changed their habits and stores are accommodating them!

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 Před 10 měsíci

      🎶HHHGregg
      Panasonic Blu-Ray, 99 dollars
      32-inch LCD TV, 299
      LG 42-inch HDTV, 489
      Everything's on sale during Christmas in
      HHHGregg
      Panasonic Blu-Ray, 99 dollars
      32-inch LCD TV, 299
      LG 42-inch HDTV, 489
      Everything's on sale during Christmas in🎶

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub Před 10 měsíci +9

      I enjoy Christmas in July for two reasons:
      1. People in the Southern Hemisphere can experience Christmas activities with snow since normally Christmas is in summer for them.
      2. I used to visit relatives in another state during the summertime and there is a cute little Christmas shop with the most gorgeous ornaments and Christmas trees. They usually were only open during Christmastime, but because of Christmas in July they would also be open in July so we could actually go to the shop when we were there.

    • @aspergianstoryteller6204
      @aspergianstoryteller6204 Před 10 měsíci +5

      These are acceptable reasons.

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko Před 10 měsíci +2

      The idea of "Christmas in July" has been around for ages. Hallmark is just capitalizing on it.
      Looking it up, "Christmas in July" started at a girl's summer camp in the 30s. So, yeah, it's an old idea.

  • @GrenzGengar13
    @GrenzGengar13 Před 10 měsíci +16

    1:24 maybe the movement of "if it's in an (unskippable) Ad on youtube or other formats outside of TV, I won't buy it" will get way more followers. You wouldn't believe how good some stuff that never bothers you with an unskippable ad is, sometimes even better than the supposed "high class" variants from the ads.

  • @muffinfluff2476
    @muffinfluff2476 Před 10 měsíci +60

    In the UK, you can report broken kerbs, missing or unsafe dropkerbs and potholes on your local council website. Its very easy and works 100% of the time. Sometimes it takes a month or two if they decide its not urgent but it does get fixed.
    They're not aware of these issues if you don't tell them. There's 1000s of streets in every city remember.
    Plus if a few people report the same issue, it gets fixed quicker.
    I report kerbs as I'm a wheelchair user and its worked every time.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Před 8 měsíci +4

      made me happy reading this. (not the wheelcheair part, but the potholes getting fixed and it working for you part). we need good news occasionally. here in germany if you report road damage, you just get a cataloge of excuses or that it's somehow your fault XD
      wish you a happy christmas season.

    • @muffinfluff2476
      @muffinfluff2476 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@thecursed01 and to you! Merry Christmas x

  • @arthurjohnson3288
    @arthurjohnson3288 Před 10 měsíci +9

    America worries me. The fact you have to tell people not to shoot pedestrians scares the crap outta me.

  • @zacharyjackson9642
    @zacharyjackson9642 Před 10 měsíci +24

    Working at Walmart I can say that the whole month of November and December are basically black out days where you can’t request to be off and if you miss work points are doubled. On top of that having 3 separate Black Friday events makes everything stressful. It’s the busiest most stressful time of the year and everyone hates it, I think that Black Friday should just not exist anymore 13:46

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci +4

      it's not even a goddamn sale any more it's just a scam isn't it

  • @toast99bubbles
    @toast99bubbles Před 10 měsíci +127

    With the Hostile Pedestrianism, I've noticed a trend of cyclists thinking they have right of way over pedestrians on pavements recently. I looked up the highway code and it appears that they should be using the road and don't have right of way over pedestrians on pavements, so if any cyclist tries to get me to move out of the way on the pavement, I now ignore them and don't apologise for being in their way. If they have a problem with it, they can stop breaking the law.
    EDIT: Just thought I'd add that these people often don't even wear bike helmets too,so they care neither for their safety or the safety of those around them. I myself am a cyclist and I stick to roads and cycle paths whilst also wearing the necessary protection and ensuring I'm visible.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Před 10 měsíci +17

      The number of cyclists who not only don't wear safety gear, but literally mock those who do, is enraging to me.

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Similarly, if I have to walk the opposite direction to traffic on a small one way street, I will walk slowly in the middle of the road and obviously dodge correct traffic. What this means however is that sometimes I have a car behind me honking, telling me to move, because I'm in the way - unfortunately for those drivers, they are only stuck behind me because they made the incorrect decision to drive the one way street in the opposite direction! XD

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub Před 10 měsíci +3

      I have to bike on the sidewalk because I bike to places that don't have roads leading to them, so I ring my bell on my bike to let people know I'm there, but if I notice they don't move then I slow way down and politely say "Excuse me" to them. I always wear my helmet when I bike around. It's dangerous to intentionally stay in the way of bikers, because if you acknowledge they are there but don't move, you might get hit or they might avoid you by going off the sidewalk and crashing. It's inconsiderate to refuse to move for bikes, but I agree that some bikers are too demanding of pedestrians.

    • @toast99bubbles
      @toast99bubbles Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@SpeedyCheetahCub You clearly are from another country, so I don't know what the law is where you are, but if a cyclist hits me and injurs me because they were cycling illegally, they're at fault. It's not inconsiderate to refuse to give up my right of way to people breaking the law.

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@toast99bubbles Oh crap yeah I'm probably from a place with different laws. And yes, I'm agreeing that if someone is driving/riding illegally and they hit you, you're not at fault. However, I'm also saying that it doesn't matter whose fault it is if you're severely injured or dead. Sure you were right, and the other person has to pay your medical bills or maybe even go to jail, but you still got hurt and they might also have gotten hurt, so it probably would have been better to move out of the way and shout angrily at them instead of staying in their way and getting hit.

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 Před 10 měsíci +39

    there are 2 types of religious people. the type that you wouldn't know were religious after 2 years of knowing them (unless you also follow that religion) and people who use religion as an excuse to be horrible people.

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten Před 10 měsíci

      yes

    • @sholamakinde430
      @sholamakinde430 Před 3 měsíci +4

      i hate how 99% of the time, this is entirely true. as a religious person(a Christian, specifically), i hate how people can treat others like shit and justify it using religion. its not fair for anybody, not the people targetted or people of the same religion who are hated by default because one person thought not straight = satanic. i hate it.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 2 měsíci +2

      plenty of people can be overt about their religion or lack thereof without being dicks. Most Sikh's I've known were pretty chill, nice people and they've got multiple symbols of faith they wear as part of their religion, same goes for some hijab or turban wearing Muslims and some cross wearing Christians.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 Před 21 dnem

      I think you just hate religious people, champ.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Před 10 měsíci +195

    ChaoticGood is something I love to embrace

    • @Navoii.
      @Navoii. Před 10 měsíci

      You grin at that? Damn

    • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
      @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Před 10 měsíci +2

      how have i seen you everywhere that pfp is like a curse

    • @rinkehibma252
      @rinkehibma252 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Jc27uhh4h4h4 could also be that its easy to remember

    • @chocola6971
      @chocola6971 Před 10 měsíci +1

      haiii

    • @shadowstep9522
      @shadowstep9522 Před 10 měsíci +1

      hey @Just_a_commenter, i hope you are doing well today.

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Před 10 měsíci +657

    It be Friday people! Can I get a hooyeah!?

  • @garysimmons3362
    @garysimmons3362 Před 9 měsíci +12

    1:43 Good hacker (white hat), neutral hacker (Grey hat), evil hacker (black hat). It's always refreshing hearing white and Grey hat stories.

  • @pantherkent4145
    @pantherkent4145 Před 10 měsíci +64

    fun fact teddy was racist but refused to let it get in the way of everything including others lives.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 Před 2 měsíci +13

      This is how I wish most people were when they talk about “people dont even let me share my own opinions!!” because theyre literally always the types who actively do things to make life harder for the people they go after. Ever since my mom has started to learn about the consequences of banning abortions she’s started to realize why so many people shut down conversations if someone vehemently claims they ‘care about both’. Yeah you sure care about both when you dont allow people access to medical care even if its an ectopic pregnancy or anything got fucked up, and also wanna have people get arrested for having miscarriages! its starting to make sense to my mom why maybe the government shouldnt be basing medical care access on a belief system that not everyone follows.

  • @Even_littlerB
    @Even_littlerB Před 2 měsíci +2

    “I have more fish tape and willpower than your entire organization” hits so hard

  • @rather_be_a_cat
    @rather_be_a_cat Před 10 měsíci +96

    Well who would have known that it's not right to abuse teenage store staff? Thank you Robin, your banal rant has provided so much wisdom.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před 10 měsíci +14

      Maybe you're not being sarcastic, but some people genuinely don't care that it's a poor teenager just doing their job. Common sense is not that common.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci +7

      People who don't know how computers work ascribe magical powers to people behind tills. I have to explain to my dad that till people literally don't have the power to do a quarter of what he's demanding, and I'm sure it all goes out the other ear by next morning...

    • @rather_be_a_cat
      @rather_be_a_cat Před 10 měsíci

      @@iclynnx that it's put on this Reddit feed is enough explanation that it's not normal behaviour. It doesn't need a 2 minute explanation.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@rather_be_a_cat Seriously? You again? Leave me alone

    • @rather_be_a_cat
      @rather_be_a_cat Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@iclynnx if you want to be left alone, maybe try not putting bland replies under people's comments so they don't need to point out why you make little sense.

  • @sandeman1776
    @sandeman1776 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Pissing on your gf to cover that she peed herself is Chaotic Neutral. Chaotic Evil would've pissed solely in her face and then laugh and tell her she pissed herself first.

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 Před 10 měsíci +5

    5:45 I also make direct eye contact, look down at their plates, then return to eye contact as I pass by, turning my head and silently wishing I were an owl so I could stare longer

  • @jamievee8375
    @jamievee8375 Před 10 měsíci +6

    9:11 imagine you crying on tv then two ladies start cursing next to you, I get why but that’d be enough to get me to laugh instead of cry

  • @MooseShower
    @MooseShower Před 10 měsíci +19

    As a chaotic neutral, I love these types of subs seeing some people.
    But eyyyy! The Instagram grandma is on this one. She slays every day and laughs on her dead exes and haters all the time and she’s so silly

  • @Superdavo0001
    @Superdavo0001 Před 10 měsíci +21

    6:50 It's worth mentioning that the idea of them shorting "more than 100% of the stock" is an unproven conspiracy that has become woven into a weird financial cult. Folding Ideas' most recent video does an incredible deep-dive into that weirdness.
    The core point is still true though, liberating capital from those with too much is always a positive!

    • @Brandon-1996
      @Brandon-1996 Před 23 dny

      "With too much" is always subjective, and never tackles the underlying issues.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 Před 21 dnem

      "liberating capital"
      Pinkos always tickle me with their weasel words, just say steal, you mean steal.

    • @bruhzzer
      @bruhzzer Před 5 dny

      ​@@GenericProtagonist7yes

  • @TVT.v1entetain
    @TVT.v1entetain Před 9 měsíci +6

    1:45 white hat hacking is when hackers use their powers for good, its still illegal

  • @Apollothenerd
    @Apollothenerd Před 4 měsíci +4

    12:52 Man, thank heavens that they censored the mans shirtless top area, if young children could see that they would be horrified and changed permently😨. don't look in the background btw nothings there🙂.

  • @TrashMammalMae
    @TrashMammalMae Před 10 měsíci +6

    18:48 as someone who works at an IHOP and got tipped "$100" in those fake bills that spew Christian stuff all over it, I applaud the atheist

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos Před 3 měsíci

      I "love" the God themed fake $20ss... I men they look like money but are not, and are used to give tips a thing real money is used for, doesn't that make it federal counterfeiting? Why are these A-Holes not going to prison?

  • @TheMuler
    @TheMuler Před 10 měsíci +5

    8:51 even the journalist called the guard a nerd ;^;

  • @Byvowana
    @Byvowana Před 10 měsíci +15

    1:09 hol up so it is somehow ops fault that other's dog came to op's regardless of op dog's gender?

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 Před 2 měsíci +2

      people really love to blame their own animal’s behavioral issues on other folks/animals, its a whole problem. Our realtor’s daughter was walking their dogs in the neighborhood before we moved in and two batshit insane, clearly neurologically fucked up pitbulls from some entire other neighborhood (so roaming, no leash) ran at them and mauled her and the eldest dog. She recovered, and the lil pooch ended up recovering though sustained many scars and a large chunk of his jaw being removed. The owner? An absolute nutcase. Looney bin. Complete and utter mess of a human being. She apparently was shrieking at the daughter and the dogs for ‘causing hers to go wild’ or something. These dogs were such messes that vets refused to even go close enough to put them down. They were both removed from her, thank god, though at that point a painless end for them would just be best, because theyve clearly been horribly fucked up by life itself and their poor excuse for an owner. I believe her charges were very severe, at least….. But that whole situation has led to the neighborhood cracking down on how dogs act even on-leash, and the events left the two small pooches so traumatized that they’ll have sudden moments where they’re sent into an episode and go after one another, so one gets boarded at the kennel I work at while their mom works and keeps the eldest at home. He’s a tough lil guy, he’s nearly 20! It’s terrible what some people will do to pets, none of that ever needed to happen. Those pitbulls were robbed of a normal dog life because of their complete maniac of a dog owner, and poor lil Bubba has to deal with even more physical issues than that of his old age… And his brother his reactive with other dogs too, now, which means he can’t even meet my own pooch who’s actually relatively chill with other dogs his size. Its such a nightmare.

  • @Senorgato029
    @Senorgato029 Před 10 měsíci +3

    4:03 that is why Theodore Roosevelt is my favorite president, zero fricks given and based as hell, thats what I believe being an American should be and if I wasn’t introverted and socially awkward I would

  • @TheManDude
    @TheManDude Před 10 měsíci +5

    Saxton Hale: 12:32

  • @WI-FI_GOD
    @WI-FI_GOD Před 10 měsíci +10

    4:12
    I would totally name my daughter Minnie Cox 😅😅😅

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater Před 10 měsíci +7

    5:12 The poster's employer probably does own the work product and the poster's actions were likely super illegal.

  • @Nijonibi
    @Nijonibi Před 10 měsíci +8

    2:40 ... they fixed it... over... night??? DUDE! they been working on the same patch of road here in my town for 6 months!!! like wtf!!!

    • @ytsucksrightnow
      @ytsucksrightnow Před 10 měsíci +2

      God, I love the 2nd amendment.

    • @bruhzzer
      @bruhzzer Před 5 dny

      fun fact: the reason why public construction takes so long is that oftentimes the company responsible for the construction is in some way connected to the politician commissioning it and they get payed based on how much time it takes, basically a legal way for politicians to pocket taxpayer's money

  • @missingnoghost
    @missingnoghost Před 10 měsíci +6

    14:33 Holy SHIT that plot twist had me smiling irl

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 Před 2 měsíci +1

    5:00 in most places if you make something at work it belongs to your employer even when your not being specifically tasked to make it.

  • @TheKampfschaf
    @TheKampfschaf Před 10 měsíci +8

    We have christmas sweets in the stores since September. Outside were 31°C and i stared at christmas sweets feeling utterly surreal.

    • @abigailgriffin-wc3fm
      @abigailgriffin-wc3fm Před 10 měsíci +1

      Every year Christmas in July becomes more of a real thing

    • @leolen8029
      @leolen8029 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Halloween has fallen, Christmas is coming.

  • @Scatterbrained_and_Lost
    @Scatterbrained_and_Lost Před 10 měsíci +7

    5:55
    Or alternatively, carry a brick. They'll likely be a lot more cautious when their paint job is at risk. Seriously, I saw a comparison video and it was like night and day.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Před 10 měsíci +4

    13:27 I remember last black Friday, the amount of returns and refunds at Costco and bestbuy because of the dishonest pricing, was expected but I'm still surprised

  • @b.assmaster1504
    @b.assmaster1504 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Now i wanna print out those fake bills, but in german with Euros, and hand them out to churches in my area

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper Před 10 měsíci +27

    1:35
    Ahh. The rarely seen, but always appreciated, "White hat" hacker.
    4:58
    Welp, that was dumb.
    OP probably just admitted to breaching contract.
    Most work contracts contain stipulations stating that the company owns EVERYTHING you make that pertains to their business, during workhours or if your free time.
    Unless they OP left the programs on site, the company can sue them for violating their contract, and for "damages".
    I.E. OP just screwed themselves harder than a steampowered "marrital aid".

    • @chrishuhn5065
      @chrishuhn5065 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Nope. He's a grey hat hacker. He did what he did without the consent of the owners of the mikrotik routers. Good intentions, but still illegal in most countries.

  • @Magic_Skeleton
    @Magic_Skeleton Před 10 měsíci +6

    2:03 I love the editor so much

  • @frauleinloonylove7273
    @frauleinloonylove7273 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Robin, your withering snark is a breath of fresh air. Rock on, dude.

  • @Metqa
    @Metqa Před 10 měsíci +2

    One of the censored sections played just as my headphones were losing power so instead of the clever censor sounds I got, perfectly timed "Please charge" from my headphones. I had to go back to see if that wasn't actually part of the video because you folks are too clever by far and I almost believed you'd done that! Keep on making awesome videos! Thanks

  • @alanamuir
    @alanamuir Před 10 měsíci +3

    The worst thing in the UK is that they adopted Black Friday. They do the whole disgusting thing, but without celebrating Thanksgiving. They adopted the gross side effect, but not the holiday.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl Před 10 měsíci

      The entire point of BF is to sell one's remaining stock before the end of the year. I'm not quite sure why people get so upset at sales. (unless it's "money bad, buisness bad, capitalism bad
      😢")

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci

      @@headphonesaxolotl because it's not actually a sale. It's every store saying "we got a sale!" ...then not making a sale... followed by millions of angry sheep headbutting everything in sight for the duration. People never learn. They never fucking learn.

    • @alanamuir
      @alanamuir Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@headphonesaxolotl It's not the sale that's a problem. It's the crazy people camping out in parking lots and stampeding each other for the sake of junk that's disgusting.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@alanamuir Yeah I don't like that either
      Like come on bro it's just a TV. it's not worth a campout

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 10 měsíci

      Black Friday came about because everyone starts rushing to do their Christmas shopping around that time in November as they are running out of time, and stores started having bigger and bigger sales to unload excess stock. Most retail is in the red for most of the year, and then Christmas is when they get back in the blacknand also clear old inventory. That's why it's called Black Friday. It is a shame some businesses exploited the pattern by having fake sales.
      In the period after the Winter holidays and before Spring starts is the slowest time of year, and so that's when trade shows go on so that buyers can figure out what to carry for the new year.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 Před 10 měsíci +8

    ChaoticGood combines the two two things I love, people doing helpful things and chaos. I love it. >:D

  • @lenajk2004
    @lenajk2004 Před 10 měsíci +5

    robinhood ❌
    boobinhood ✅

  • @toasega
    @toasega Před 2 měsíci +1

    This guy: "It's not okay to murder people just because they piss you off."
    Also this guy: "It's perfectly reasonable to piss people off, vandalize property, and generally mildly ruin lives to the point that they would want to murder you."

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Před 10 měsíci +6

    9:08 didn't think i can love Sue Perkins any more than i already do and yet, gems like this make me fall in love with her all over again! 😊💙

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Před 10 měsíci +6

    2:16 that wouldn’t be a new law. It’s in the U.S. Constitution, the fourth amendment.

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos Před 3 měsíci +1

      an armed home invader is an armed home invader no matter what they wear...

  • @thegamingpugyt2832
    @thegamingpugyt2832 Před 10 měsíci +6

    3:37 why is robin wearing a Wii remote? At least he had the wrist strap on though

  • @ProudVet-Russ
    @ProudVet-Russ Před 3 měsíci +2

    "if i look up into space, and i see advertisements, i will become a terrorist"
    i was dying laughing after he said that.

  • @fisheyenomiko
    @fisheyenomiko Před 10 měsíci +3

    @10:24; Black man drinking at a "Whites Only" fountain, 1964
    "Our grandparents were there"
    Grandparents? Dude, I have *siblings* that were alive in 1964.

  • @fischesfuck
    @fischesfuck Před 10 měsíci +18

    As an avid follower, I love interacting with your videos! 🤓

    • @Khobi_Smith
      @Khobi_Smith Před 10 měsíci +4

      Can we just appreciate how much effort they put into making content for us? 🤓

    • @libyan67
      @libyan67 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Exactly

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten Před 10 měsíci

      whats your pfp?

  • @artistanthony1007
    @artistanthony1007 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Emkay, that falls under Gray Hat, not White, he was not given permission to hack even though he had good intentions.

    • @Hunter-is-gay-af
      @Hunter-is-gay-af Před 3 měsíci

      thanks for the information!

    • @APPLP1E
      @APPLP1E Před 2 měsíci

      Kinda like that one hacker team that leaked the data of a cheating dating site (Ashley Madison) and exposed 37 million cheating husbands 💀

  • @h2oninja878
    @h2oninja878 Před 2 měsíci +2

    hey! to the people who hate their jobs! come become lifeguards! you’ll make the same cash, there’s less karen’s than you think and were seriously understaffed. also, you don’t get overworked a shit ton

  • @SavageTitanPlays
    @SavageTitanPlays Před 10 měsíci +3

    at 1:30 i busted laughing when he said that

  • @isaachammond1174
    @isaachammond1174 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I live in the town with t& no motor vehicles sign, it is Grinnell Iowa. The Sign originally said No motor vehicles, the no was then crossed out with spray paint. It was then painted over to say yes, and then painted again to say no. It has been that way for a couple of years now. The no's have won.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 10 měsíci

      So, horse buggies?

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 Před 10 měsíci +8

    1:04 Yooo what femboy dog🤨

    • @dougwark6150
      @dougwark6150 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Hehehehe

    • @noavaidable
      @noavaidable Před 3 měsíci +1

      I’m just gonna use this as an argument when homophobes say “Being gay is unnatural” Not just because it defeats their argument but also it’s hella funny

    • @veaceslavstoianov4378
      @veaceslavstoianov4378 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@noavaidable Genius

    • @noavaidable
      @noavaidable Před měsícem

      @@veaceslavstoianov4378Thank you :)

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The problem with dogs humping each other is that its "rude" & aggressive, a dominating behavior that usually having nothing to do with sexual interest. At the dog parks, where I'm guessing the OP is running into other owners, it is proper owner etiquette to tell YOUR dog not to mount other dogs. OP is right that its not their dogs fault other dogs try to dominate him, that's on the owners of the mounting dog! Again, it likely has nothing to do with the dog not being fixed or sexual interest, though.

  • @L3NORE.RAWR.X3
    @L3NORE.RAWR.X3 Před 10 měsíci +3

    7:16 is the fault our own?
    (plz tell me that some1 gets this)

  • @Magicwaterz
    @Magicwaterz Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Christmas decorations pop out in October 1st"
    Dude, ours start as early as September 1st.

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The woman who talked about dropping out of high school looks so much like my college music theory teacher. She was a super sweet person.

  • @madsfiedler3884
    @madsfiedler3884 Před 10 měsíci +1

    in love w the uncle who pulled the Gay Card on the military draft

  • @itsfilipinoball8129
    @itsfilipinoball8129 Před 10 měsíci +3

    13:37 As a Filipino I never got so offended by something I agree on

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 Před 21 dnem

    "Fish, Tape, And Willpower" sounds like the hardest Country Punk EP of all time

  • @gasad01374
    @gasad01374 Před 10 měsíci +6

    5:42 this is what is commonly referred to as "attempted suicide". intentionally running out into traffic essentially jumping in front of speeding cars with the intent of starting arguments and/or hoping you get hit.

    • @OfLoyaliisms
      @OfLoyaliisms Před 10 měsíci +3

      I think moreso it's "Lack of self preservation" because while it's technically dangerous, they are following the laws and not doing anything that SHOULD be dangerous. (It should be perfectly safe if drivers are being mindful of the pedestrians nearby), so it's less HOPING you'll end up hurt and moreso, not CARING if you do or not.

  • @Jordanhumanhedgehog
    @Jordanhumanhedgehog Před 10 měsíci

    9:46
    "a what now?"
    "You know, a coward" XD

  • @NoProblem-IAmMeYouAreYou
    @NoProblem-IAmMeYouAreYou Před 10 měsíci +9

    Unrelated to this video but I overhead yesterday on public transportation a girl, i assume around 20 y/o, ranting for almost 4 minutes straight about how no kids should be named Robin anymore because there are way too many Robins already, and i have to agree

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:31 the fact Robin watches wendigoon, makes me so happy

  • @Arimwe
    @Arimwe Před 10 měsíci +5

    I may be a tad late, but on the male dog getting humped by a lot of other dogs, there might be a reason for that.
    Sometimes, when a male dog gets castrated in certain months, they get a certain scent that resembles a female dog. In some dogs, this scent is stronger than for others, but the reason is still there.
    I learned this a few years ago, when we went to chemically castrate our new dog before actual castration (chemically is just an injection that works for a few months), as we just had him but his hormones were causing him a lot of stress. Some owners opt for the chemical castration before the real thing, until the right months arrive.
    Sadly, I cannot remember which months were the best ^^"

  • @kiralana324
    @kiralana324 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "hostile pedestrian" keep in mind in some states/places if you dint use a crosswalk or use one out of order, drivers are not liable if you recklessly disobey valid traffic laws (I.E. legal murder)

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 10 měsíci

      In some places it's not even reasonable to hold the driver accountable because they can't see the pedestrians who aren't following traffic laws. It becomes a 'play stupid games' scenario really fast in bad weather, dark roads, winding roads, or high speed thourofares. Not like high dencity cities where the padestrians outnumber the cars and move in highly visible herds on well lit streets.

  • @godlygoobert
    @godlygoobert Před 10 měsíci +3

    4:02 crazy name

  • @nightwing367
    @nightwing367 Před 10 měsíci +1

    16:33 Never have I seen a so Chaotic Lawful situation before. Imma bail you out so you can get to work. Ain't nobody getting out of their shift on my watch for ANY reason!

  • @magical_chaos
    @magical_chaos Před 10 měsíci +7

    About the Wolves of Odin thing, it’s really ironic that it’s an Anti-Gay hate-group considering that Norse Mythology is really, really queer, Loki being genderfluid and all that is one of the prime examples (I currently can’t think of any more cuz it’s 3:30 am for me as I am typing this and my brain is a bit fuzzy rn)

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten Před 10 měsíci +2

      good point
      also 'wolves of odin' would be better fit for a gay furry site ðan a hate group ngl

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Před 10 měsíci

      it's really funny how white supremacists, bigots, and especially neo-nazis appropriated norse mythology when a lot of it stands for things they find abhorrent. just shows the depth of critical literacy these people have I suppose where they see cool thing and immediately declare it theirs

    • @chestnuteevee927
      @chestnuteevee927 Před měsícem

      According to the video, the Wolves of Odin are an anti-Muslim hate group, not anti-LGBTQ+. But still, an odd name.

  • @iclynnx
    @iclynnx Před 10 měsíci +3

    6:00 So true. Yesterday I saw a video of a guy riding a horse during a fox hunt with a horde of dogs. A protester and her friend stood in their way at a gate. Guess what the arrogant "rider" did? He decided to jump over the gate before they had moved out of the way, instead of waiting or going around. The protester got under the horse and the prick just continued on, not a look of regret or care. It got me so mad, and tons of people were cheering for the guy in comments. They were even worried if the HORSE would get hurt. Hello?? A horse can trample things and be fine, it didn't even stumble, it was a slow approach to the jump. I love horses but the woman got under the horse's legs! She could have fractured ribs! Sick how people feel entitled to run people over with vehicles (and that's how they see their horses, I bet, since they can stand by as their dogs tear into a cornered fox) just because someone stood in their way when you had full control of where to go. And the dogs jumped afterwards, not before, so the dogs running away weren't the issue. Shouldn't be loose anyway if you don't have control.

  • @TheMiningMeteor
    @TheMiningMeteor Před 6 měsíci

    1:29 just you wait until this guy sees a blimp. It’s all over for us.

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman Před 10 měsíci +1

    A roost certainly would drive any HOA batty.

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki Před 10 měsíci +2

    Whenever I have to walk around a car that's blocking the sidewalk, I walk uncomfortably close. Let them wonder if I'm scratching their paint. (I'm not)

  • @spartan3294
    @spartan3294 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Regarding Miriam Rordiguez, she was killed after the game put a hit out on her. Shot in her driveway.

  • @somdudewillson
    @somdudewillson Před 6 měsíci +2

    4:58 This is almost certainly doing more harm than good. Giving people a significant negative emotional experience tied to being asked to get vaccinated and getting vaccinated is rather counterproductive. A decent general rule of thumb is that punishing people for doing the thing you want them to do is unhelpful.
    5:11 Uh, no, they _do_ own that person's programs. That's... what they were paying them for.

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 Před 10 měsíci +1

    3:52 GRANDMA DRONIAK IS AN ICON

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat Před 10 měsíci +1

    16:44 wow a boss that actualy does respect employees

  • @Copper_eater
    @Copper_eater Před 10 měsíci +1

    13:47 in a store near me started selling Christmas stuff on October 20th and all the Halloween stuff was at a 40% discount

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Před 10 měsíci +2

    7:47 Better idea; Get a job working for the people that take out the trash for grocery stores. Drive not to the dump, but to Homeless People, with all the perfectly good food that grocery stores throw out each week. Get rid of food waste, and feed the poor. Then proceed to throw the REST of the trash away at the dump like you're supposed to.

  • @sassymusic77
    @sassymusic77 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Second comment - I just about cannot believe that a black man drinking out of a,whites only drinking fountain was such a huge deal only 13 years before I was born. I do not have words for the strange disconnect of being born so close to such major historical human rights activism.

  • @TheRaineWitch
    @TheRaineWitch Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:34 that's what is known as a "White Hat Hacker"

    • @chrishuhn5065
      @chrishuhn5065 Před 10 měsíci

      Nope. That's what is known as a grey hat hacker. He did what he did without the consent of the owners of the mikrotik routers.

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Oh if I see a customer being shitty to a cashier I have NO problem speaking up.
    I'm a small girl with a little voice. It can really throw people off. Lol.

  • @shsu2
    @shsu2 Před 3 měsíci

    1:44 hes gonna be shocked for life when he finds out about grey hackers

  • @13Character5
    @13Character5 Před 19 dny

    Can't forget something on the lines of "hell is full, 1-800-273-8255". That should be in an analog horror

  • @ThaRealEnzyl
    @ThaRealEnzyl Před 10 měsíci

    2:05 I thought he was saying "Because Doctor Phil is a giant f****ng plant saver", I was SO caught off guard when it switched

  • @pageturner2958
    @pageturner2958 Před 21 dnem

    1:43 "Strange and rare tale of a good hacker"
    Ethical hacker is a job. They get paid to hack into things to find vulnerabilities.

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Not only are companies putting the pollution blame on the people, when they keep their lights on all night, but now they want to keep billboards on all night too? Just use paper, it’s cheaper than maintaining a digital billboard!

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:54 no just don’t interact with someone if they choose to remain unvaccinated from the c19. I wish I had.
    13:42 as a retail employer regarding Christmas decorations being in the store on the floor early it’s because in a lot of stores they simply do not have the space in the back. So while it’s annoying it’s the best they can do.
    15:23 defacing property is inexcusable I’ve seen many statues vandalized and it’s unacceptable.

    • @FaelixDrakes
      @FaelixDrakes Před 25 dny +1

      I hate it when people deface statues primarily because it's HISTORY. If you destroy it, it gets forgotten. History should never be forgotten, censored, or hidden. EVER.

    • @MisatoBestWoman
      @MisatoBestWoman Před 16 dny

      @@FaelixDrakesexactly!

  • @Teddy_Bear_2323
    @Teddy_Bear_2323 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I only get frusterated at pedestrians if they just randomly decide to cross the street without looking both ways or even atleast going to the crosswalk. When this happens, especially when they show up suddenly, ive got to slam on my brakes to make sure i dont hit them. Its even more frusteratng when they get mad that they almost got hit, acting like they didnt just cross in the middle of the road on a street that goes 45. :/

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 Před měsícem +1

    FUN FACT it is illegal to put advertisments into orbit and has been since the cold war