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  • čas přidán 12. 04. 2024
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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Komentáře • 218

  • @SuperHedgehog910
    @SuperHedgehog910 Před 27 dny +399

    0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 25 dny +1

      The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Před 27 dny +207

    "cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

  • @1renegadegeek
    @1renegadegeek Před 27 dny +421

    "Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

    • @TheMikester307
      @TheMikester307 Před 26 dny +4

      LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

    • @ShawnDillon-pw8lb
      @ShawnDillon-pw8lb Před 26 dny +14

      …I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 Před 24 dny

      Still ended up married to Black Widow.

  • @katieorr3903
    @katieorr3903 Před 27 dny +60

    That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley Před 27 dny +278

    Colin with that gun, LMFAO

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 27 dny +190

    The Kevin spacey joke 😂

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před 27 dny +1

      When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

    • @brady3126
      @brady3126 Před 13 dny

      Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

  • @fabianarameus8832
    @fabianarameus8832 Před 27 dny +199

    Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

    • @Thessalin
      @Thessalin Před 27 dny +10

      I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

    • @adamluther5836
      @adamluther5836 Před 26 dny

      She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

  • @kb_analytics
    @kb_analytics Před 27 dny +134

    C-metery 🤣

    • @mk-wz2sh
      @mk-wz2sh Před 27 dny +6

      but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před 27 dny +3

      ​@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 27 dny +75

    The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 27 dny +113

    Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

    • @PatGunn
      @PatGunn Před 27 dny +10

      He got his Jost Desserts

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss Před 26 dny +4

      "Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

  • @gigi-ij1hk
    @gigi-ij1hk Před 27 dny +33

    I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

    • @fathertimegaming17
      @fathertimegaming17 Před 27 dny +2

      No one cares

    • @gigi-ij1hk
      @gigi-ij1hk Před 27 dny +12

      @@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

    • @blueelf217
      @blueelf217 Před 26 dny

      I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley Před 27 dny +46

    lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 27 dny +7

      It's called "the douche"

    • @matthewshakin2575
      @matthewshakin2575 Před 27 dny +7

      He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 27 dny +1

      Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR Před 26 dny +5

    Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

  • @Beegrene
    @Beegrene Před 27 dny +12

    High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

  • @silverranger3532
    @silverranger3532 Před 27 dny +11

    Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

    • @imhereforitall9218
      @imhereforitall9218 Před 25 dny +2

      All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

  • @Devilninja333
    @Devilninja333 Před 27 dny +45

    There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 27 dny +10

    The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

  • @sparker_87
    @sparker_87 Před 27 dny +9

    Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

  • @ws8080
    @ws8080 Před 27 dny +15

    The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

  • @mercedesdrake9113
    @mercedesdrake9113 Před 27 dny +11

    plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bmillz007
    @bmillz007 Před 27 dny +16

    These are all SO good. 😭😂

  • @Cheekiemoney
    @Cheekiemoney Před 27 dny +52

    Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 Před 26 dny +3

    I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 27 dny +11

    Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

  • @daintycaked
    @daintycaked Před 27 dny +9

    Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 17 dny

      Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

  • @alainchristian
    @alainchristian Před 27 dny +6

    Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 Před 27 dny +4

    Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

  • @momcatwoo
    @momcatwoo Před 26 dny +4

    We needed more Colin & Che.

  • @Nymaz
    @Nymaz Před 26 dny +3

    Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

  • @JediKnight35-de7uf
    @JediKnight35-de7uf Před 27 dny +4

    Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

  • @user-yo1ji8hr4x
    @user-yo1ji8hr4x Před 25 dny +1

    I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Před 27 dny +53

    America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Před 26 dny +3

      Why lie like that?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 25 dny

      I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

    • @wawaicedcoffee
      @wawaicedcoffee Před 24 dny

      We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

  • @AthenaKeatingThomas
    @AthenaKeatingThomas Před 26 dny +2

    Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 27 dny +6

    Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 Před 27 dny +2

      laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

  • @noName-kn1lx
    @noName-kn1lx Před 26 dny +1

    Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

  • @christopherobrien8105
    @christopherobrien8105 Před 27 dny +5

    I've watched too many gun videos on CZcams - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

  • @Whynotthem65
    @Whynotthem65 Před 27 dny +2

    Rat jokes good.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 Před 11 dny

    The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

  • @tiagohongchulkanglee8624
    @tiagohongchulkanglee8624 Před 27 dny +1

    1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

  • @michaelmitchell6558
    @michaelmitchell6558 Před 27 dny +3

    Man this was some funny writing

  • @DISGUYROX
    @DISGUYROX Před 27 dny +1

    This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

  • @Wunderlustgirl
    @Wunderlustgirl Před 27 dny +1

    LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 27 dny

    I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 Před 27 dny +1

    😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

  • @TM-hl7ir
    @TM-hl7ir Před 27 dny +1

    When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fattdamon5342
    @fattdamon5342 Před 27 dny +5

    I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 27 dny

      Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před 27 dny

      ​@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the CZcams comments section 😂

  • @CreativeC13
    @CreativeC13 Před 26 dny +1

    These were GOOD

  • @ishotmyboss
    @ishotmyboss Před 27 dny +51

    Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 Před 27 dny +1

    Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 Před 27 dny +1

    Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 Před 27 dny +2

    Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

  • @tylerhoover1706
    @tylerhoover1706 Před 27 dny

    It was tough thanks😂

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU Před 27 dny +1

    Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

  • @youragenius.6644
    @youragenius.6644 Před 27 dny +2

    They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 Před 27 dny +1

    Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

  • @zxaddictxz
    @zxaddictxz Před 27 dny +1

    Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel2782 Před 27 dny +3

    Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

    • @navyajain9249
      @navyajain9249 Před 27 dny

      you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

  • @jwilliamcosby
    @jwilliamcosby Před 27 dny

    Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @lauraa.e.5008
    @lauraa.e.5008 Před 26 dny

    It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo Před 25 dny

    Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

  • @richsims6870
    @richsims6870 Před 25 dny

    You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

  • @Nata-Lux
    @Nata-Lux Před 23 dny

    The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

  • @professionalamatuer8064
    @professionalamatuer8064 Před 27 dny +9

    1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

  • @npccarol9659
    @npccarol9659 Před 27 dny +1

    that high school picture was ROUGH.

  • @hellocollegejason198
    @hellocollegejason198 Před 27 dny

    Great episode

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 Před 27 dny

    The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

  • @Volumixen
    @Volumixen Před 27 dny +1

    "I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

  • @edwarddunleavy7329
    @edwarddunleavy7329 Před 26 dny

    Awesome! 😂😂😂

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184

    Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

  • @channel019
    @channel019 Před 27 dny

    I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor Před 27 dny +1

    Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

  • @EM-mw2qr
    @EM-mw2qr Před 26 dny

    I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

  • @fzzypurpleturtle
    @fzzypurpleturtle Před 26 dny

    SEAMETARY

  • @Intellectual-Warrior9
    @Intellectual-Warrior9 Před 27 dny

    High school was a tough time.

  • @SucsForYou
    @SucsForYou Před 26 dny

    Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv Před 27 dny +1

    The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

  • @jenettethorson3138
    @jenettethorson3138 Před dnem

    OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance Před 26 dny

    i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Před 27 dny

    Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

  • @biggerdoofus
    @biggerdoofus Před 18 dny

    I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

  • @ludalove4033
    @ludalove4033 Před 27 dny

    “Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

  • @orangeknight81
    @orangeknight81 Před 27 dny

    I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

  • @GershonWolf
    @GershonWolf Před 27 dny

    Che, I liked the rat joke.

  • @AWhistlingWolf
    @AWhistlingWolf Před 14 dny

    There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something.
    Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.

  • @PoggeB13
    @PoggeB13 Před 27 dny

    I was that high school nerd.

  • @cschmitz100
    @cschmitz100 Před 27 dny +4

    🐀💼

  • @charleskidney4279
    @charleskidney4279 Před 8 dny

    They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.

  • @katarzynazdrojewska4233

    Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

  • @CrappyCar
    @CrappyCar Před 26 dny

    Trigger discipline!

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Před 26 dny +1

    1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?

  • @ronanlilley
    @ronanlilley Před 27 dny +2

    where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

  • @alexanderdumas-
    @alexanderdumas- Před 27 dny +5

    Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

  • @lydialeecost4578
    @lydialeecost4578 Před 27 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @lunaz3698
    @lunaz3698 Před 27 dny

    kevin spacey joke april 2024????????? there was a groupon reference in another sketch. are we trying to create chronological dissonance, oooooR? LoL

  • @lorriejodie
    @lorriejodie Před 27 dny

    Colin might have been a nerd but he married scarlett Johanson

  • @carlalussini
    @carlalussini Před 27 dny

    Colin's joke would have been better if the punchline was ScarJo

  • @MADPoltergeist
    @MADPoltergeist Před 26 dny

    0:54 poor trigger finger discipline.

  • @userunknownx
    @userunknownx Před 27 dny

    They have used birth control to control feral cats in Australia. If you didn't know cats are NOT native to Australia and caused major havoc to the ecosystem.

  • @subculturebutterfly
    @subculturebutterfly Před 27 dny

    would it kill them to put the weekend update clips in order

  • @TJWPatriot
    @TJWPatriot Před 27 dny +3

    If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 27 dny

      How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?