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  • Target Lady (Kristen Wiig), whose odd behavior annoys her customers, encounters her first lesbian (Aidy Bryant) and thinks up unusual uses for maxi-pads and deodorant. With Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson and Vanessa Bayer. [Season 38, 2013]
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  • @ryans8524
    @ryans8524 Před 4 lety +9660

    this is spongebob in real life

    • @mikedowner515
      @mikedowner515 Před 3 lety +63

      Seriously!

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 Před 3 lety +15

      How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 Před 3 lety +227

      @@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 Před 3 lety +72

      @@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay."
      Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 Před 3 lety +44

      @@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

  • @foxoxo4782
    @foxoxo4782 Před 3 lety +7441

    target lady: do you all wear vests?
    also target lady: *is wearing a vest*

  • @moynkey
    @moynkey Před 3 lety +2354

    No one:
    Flat earthers: Flat is where it’s at girlfriend!

    • @diazisbaby1916
      @diazisbaby1916 Před 3 lety +6

      This comment 🤣

    • @Hadjer__
      @Hadjer__ Před 3 lety

      Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

    • @sandisandii2033
      @sandisandii2033 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

    • @gracetaylorsversion3815
      @gracetaylorsversion3815 Před 2 lety +6

      Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 Před 2 lety +5

      "You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

  • @bluerichards3928
    @bluerichards3928 Před 3 lety +3295

    Why do I get the feeling she takes antidepressants and caffeine pills at the same time with alcohol before she goes to work.

    • @erinjoy5625
      @erinjoy5625 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂

    • @randybaker3256
      @randybaker3256 Před 3 lety +5

      lol

    • @davidrenzetti5964
      @davidrenzetti5964 Před 3 lety +39

      Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze.
      Haha
      Kate wrote this

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 Před 3 lety +8

      I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

    • @AGoodHairDay
      @AGoodHairDay Před 3 lety +7

      Adderall lol

  • @kateSullivan3927
    @kateSullivan3927 Před 5 lety +11782

    I actually just had a meal at the Minneapolis airport and the waitress acted just like this. So positive. So happy. So confusing. It scared me. I loved it.

    • @courtneykleiner9666
      @courtneykleiner9666 Před 5 lety +305

      But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

    • @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz
      @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz Před 5 lety +42

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @egetty6852
      @egetty6852 Před 4 lety +74

      Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

    • @alidacarlson2107
      @alidacarlson2107 Před 4 lety +92

      Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

    • @AKayfabe
      @AKayfabe Před 4 lety +45

      E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

  • @I_O246
    @I_O246 Před 3 lety +10123

    They need to make a skit called Walmart guy who is a college student that is extremely depressed and has lack of remorse for shoppers.

    • @jessesteen401
      @jessesteen401 Před 3 lety +525

      Do you mean Pete Davidson

    • @I_O246
      @I_O246 Před 3 lety +61

      Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

    • @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry
      @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry Před 3 lety +111

      No. We do not need art imitating life.

    • @leaf6356
      @leaf6356 Před 3 lety +47

      do you mean: me?
      I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před 3 lety +6

      thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 Před 3 lety +1427

    "I'm on the clock and ready to rock", imma use this line at work

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen Před 3 lety +27

      On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 Před 3 lety +24

      @@NAConen they like it

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz Před 2 lety +20

      But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 Před 2 lety +12

      @@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

    • @kieneo8536
      @kieneo8536 Před 2 lety +1

      You still doin it?

  • @harvhawkins21
    @harvhawkins21 Před 2 lety +817

    I find it so funny that the other cashier calls her “Target Lady”

  • @pidgespacechild4450
    @pidgespacechild4450 Před 5 lety +4595

    “Stereotype BUSTED! Ya lern something every day at Terrget!”

    • @marlowpop
      @marlowpop Před 5 lety +21

      Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

    • @SarabellaGignac
      @SarabellaGignac Před 4 lety +3

      She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However...
      All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ...
      Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ...
      Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country...
      not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!...
      We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination...
      SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China...
      Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ...
      Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ...
      Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ...
      and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ...
      are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous...
      they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ...
      Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!...
      Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ...
      be careful what you laugh at
      ///

    • @michellesitton100
      @michellesitton100 Před 4 lety +5

      Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE Před 4 lety +5

      Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE Před 4 lety +1

      TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

  • @emilyroberts3832
    @emilyroberts3832 Před 5 lety +4872

    "I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone and the ghosts think I'm AWAKE!" LMFAO

  • @JGunit
    @JGunit Před 3 lety +458

    "I learned that Coca-Cola was dark brown"
    Mind blown

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel Před 3 lety +2

      Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Před měsícem +2

      I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

  • @ASC3NS10N
    @ASC3NS10N Před 3 lety +437

    I was getting so annoyed by her voice and character then I realized that it just proves how good of an actor she is.

  • @Michaelmahony43
    @Michaelmahony43 Před 3 lety +5065

    “Drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida”😂😂😂

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone Před 3 lety +91

      And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

    • @davidrmoran
      @davidrmoran Před 3 lety +8

      @@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

    • @jen7
      @jen7 Před 3 lety +26

      I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

    • @briank5357
      @briank5357 Před 3 lety +3

      I think about this daily

    • @jeromeduffy9270
      @jeromeduffy9270 Před 3 lety +7

      Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

  • @samluthenberg1751
    @samluthenberg1751 Před 3 lety +6079

    I love how Kristen plays annoying character too well.

  • @hannahbobanana1561
    @hannahbobanana1561 Před 3 lety +407

    One time I was buying a bag of Doritos, a case of green tea, and some colored pencils and the cashier asked me if I was having a party...reminds me of Target lady!

    • @Diction.ari247
      @Diction.ari247 Před 3 lety +29

      For some reason I find this really cute😂

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel Před 3 lety +26

      This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 Před 3 lety +15

      @@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

    • @AmoebaInk
      @AmoebaInk Před rokem +2

      My kind of party.

  • @rupshasen1835
    @rupshasen1835 Před 3 lety +304

    Kenan always looks like hes trying very hard to hold back a smile/laugh

  • @brianlash154
    @brianlash154 Před 4 lety +14640

    i hate hate hate, when cashiers comment on my purchases

    • @FitFoxxyMama
      @FitFoxxyMama Před 4 lety +576

      I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

    • @marianolasco251
      @marianolasco251 Před 4 lety +427

      I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

    • @DragonHeir92
      @DragonHeir92 Před 4 lety +284

      I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

    • @sandyt3104
      @sandyt3104 Před 4 lety +458

      I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

    • @flamegenie3923
      @flamegenie3923 Před 4 lety +75

      @HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

  • @quinnrouse3520
    @quinnrouse3520 Před 5 lety +3699

    “On the clock, ready to rock”
    My new saying when going to work.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc Před 5 lety +13

      Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 Před 4 lety +30

      @@KuChiPhuc - alright, "Dick"...

    • @richardaylesworth1783
      @richardaylesworth1783 Před 4 lety +6

      Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc Před 4 lety +3

      Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 Před 4 lety +1

      @@KuChiPhuc - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Před rokem +170

    the "half of an almond" part gets me every time. Kristen Wiig is a legend. She can play any type of character, and go above and beyond what was expected.

    • @jaimegscott5476
      @jaimegscott5476 Před rokem

      I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

    • @haintedhouse2990
      @haintedhouse2990 Před rokem +3

      agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

  • @Pippa87
    @Pippa87 Před 3 lety +57

    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling you are.” I’ve been there

  • @shortjohnsilver4605
    @shortjohnsilver4605 Před 5 lety +4596

    "Every month, a woman...
    - drives to Florida just to take a quick look at Florida?"

  • @possumpropaganda6684
    @possumpropaganda6684 Před 4 lety +2027

    "Voids take a lot of energy, I think I'll need half of an almond" I laughed until I got a headache

    • @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721
      @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 Před 3 lety +10

      Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

    • @possumpropaganda6684
      @possumpropaganda6684 Před 3 lety +54

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 3 lety +5

      Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

    • @moynkey
      @moynkey Před 3 lety +19

      Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 Před 3 lety +17

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

  • @MINA-yq4cc
    @MINA-yq4cc Před 3 lety +12

    4:03 BAHAHAAA I lost it!! The reasoning was HILARIOUS! Hahahaa!

  • @shopsshire9282
    @shopsshire9282 Před 23 dny +6

    Anybody here watching this get after the April 2024 Target Circle Week commercials with Kristen whigg in them?

  • @en273
    @en273 Před 5 lety +5933

    Whoever writes the target lady scripts is a genuine genius.

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 Před 5 lety +17

      Yes

    • @KP-zb1tr
      @KP-zb1tr Před 4 lety +82

      en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

    • @austinisafk6758
      @austinisafk6758 Před 4 lety +17

      he's right. This is a rip off from another show

    •  Před 4 lety +9

      Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

    • @starrfishhill
      @starrfishhill Před 4 lety +8

      They write their own skits...

  • @tresimons9935
    @tresimons9935 Před 4 lety +4470

    There is a girl in my class who has this personality. She drives me insane.

    • @oceanicblue3773
      @oceanicblue3773 Před 4 lety +15

      😝😂

    • @chantalschug9557
      @chantalschug9557 Před 3 lety +30

      Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

    • @thepuffin4920
      @thepuffin4920 Před 3 lety +139

      Chantal Schug what

    • @barbarabermudes1287
      @barbarabermudes1287 Před 3 lety +98

      @@chantalschug9557
      Are you ok?

    • @ramonanaya6236
      @ramonanaya6236 Před 3 lety +5

      Sounds annoying

  • @matthewscott1091
    @matthewscott1091 Před 3 lety +135

    Why hasn’t Target utilized the Target Lady/Kristen Wiig to make a real commercial yet? I don’t care how much she’d charge for her services it would be worth it! Come on #Target #SNL

  • @fdm1209
    @fdm1209 Před 2 lety +22

    Actually, I kinda love how she appreciates the small things

  • @bleach7343
    @bleach7343 Před 4 lety +2115

    The almond thing killed me!😂 I luv the way she says "ale-mond"

  • @kyliealyssa1436
    @kyliealyssa1436 Před 5 lety +6260

    Target lady is really my inner monologue

    • @ghost-dude867
      @ghost-dude867 Před 5 lety +4

      Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton Před 5 lety +79

      You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice Před 5 lety +1

      i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck.
      p.s. replace the d with f ;)

    • @arandompersonontheinternet8726
      @arandompersonontheinternet8726 Před 5 lety +4

      Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

    • @devika1230
      @devika1230 Před 5 lety

      @@Mynipplesmychoice s

  • @C-5Arts
    @C-5Arts Před 3 lety +64

    Kristen is such a force of nature! I love how much enthusiasm she brought to all of her sketches. SNL misses you, Kristen!

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz Před 2 lety

      C-5 Arts
      That send off dance in her last episode 😭

  • @jana_d6186
    @jana_d6186 Před 2 lety +13

    the way she puts up her hands up when she’s excited is SO FUNNY😭

  • @charlesk2343
    @charlesk2343 Před 5 lety +4997

    *gets anxiety because she never picked up the 40 dollars cash off the conveyor belt*

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg Před 4 lety +2813

    My sociology teacher says “stereotype busted!” and I just got that reference.

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 Před 4 lety +8

      pleasant features.

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg Před 4 lety +4

      FacTor what?

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 Před 4 lety +6

      The face. The girl in your profile picture...
      If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#)
      :P

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg Před 4 lety +9

      FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Před 4 lety +8

      @@beeleg :
      I didn't know that people used their own picture.

  • @isabellaperini8940
    @isabellaperini8940 Před 2 lety +8

    who ever laughs at 2:02 rlly loud has the best laugh i’ve ever heard

  • @Versace_Hottie
    @Versace_Hottie Před měsícem +6

    The fact that Target brought this skit to LIFE 😂😂

    • @flygrrrrl3753
      @flygrrrrl3753 Před 17 dny

      Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow CZcams had the wrong video date.

  • @LonelyHunter995
    @LonelyHunter995 Před 8 lety +2305

    'Are you a hoarder?' killed me LMAO

    • @rajinidemurugan5843
      @rajinidemurugan5843 Před 8 lety

      +Lasse Meaning?

    • @szinga
      @szinga Před 8 lety +2

      +Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke Před 8 lety +3

      +Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

    • @szinga
      @szinga Před 8 lety +4

      purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

    • @Frankygoestohull1
      @Frankygoestohull1 Před 5 lety

      Lasse A 553+

  • @JOTennisVid
    @JOTennisVid Před 6 lety +7289

    "I better eat that other half of the almond" LOL.

    • @gregdebacker4998
      @gregdebacker4998 Před 5 lety +18

      Im better

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry Před 5 lety +16

      I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry Před 5 lety +1

      That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

    • @rammehta6864
      @rammehta6864 Před 5 lety +1

      JOTennisVid czcams.com/video/ngdnd1yBYf0/video.html

    • @ohiosouthpaw1
      @ohiosouthpaw1 Před 5 lety +4

      Better!

  • @VictorMartinez-eu3zl
    @VictorMartinez-eu3zl Před 3 lety +36

    I'm sorry but the
    "Are you a hoarder"
    That's the best line ever

  • @zeldahandel6211
    @zeldahandel6211 Před 3 lety +19

    Aidy: "my girlfriend is waiting in the car."
    Kate: Is in the car.
    YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

  • @avac1140
    @avac1140 Před 5 lety +2024

    That terrget ladie reminds me of my 8 year old cousin. They look exactly alike, talk the same, and are both really enthusiastic about everything for no reason

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd Před 5 lety +20

      HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @akaak8029
      @akaak8029 Před 5 lety +1

      Ava Coiner SAME

    • @mar2d258
      @mar2d258 Před 5 lety +2

      lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

    • @silkishiding3513
      @silkishiding3513 Před 5 lety +1

      Mania. Bipolar I or II

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 Před 5 lety +6

      She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

  • @ladydjiv
    @ladydjiv Před 4 lety +466

    “Are yew a hoarder? ...Cause sometimes I think I am.”
    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling that you are.”

  • @lgstar3363
    @lgstar3363 Před rokem +1

    I watch this over and over and can’t stop laughing every single time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericrinald6249
    @ericrinald6249 Před rokem +5

    "So the ghosts think I'm awake" omg that's awesome haha

  • @EJartistry
    @EJartistry Před 3 lety +724

    “Flat is where it’s at, girlfriend!” 😂

  • @boyinabottle3205
    @boyinabottle3205 Před 4 lety +2166

    The most unrealistic part about these videos is that everyone only leaves with like 5 items

    • @brentpeterson5526
      @brentpeterson5526 Před 4 lety +15

      Nailed it

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover Před 4 lety +17

      Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover Před 4 lety +1

      😆

    • @joncampos5551
      @joncampos5551 Před 4 lety

      Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

    • @johncotter1600
      @johncotter1600 Před 4 lety +1

      @@veeglover I do it all the time

  • @deanabug777
    @deanabug777 Před 3 lety +12

    Kristen Wiig was stellar on SNL. She always committed 100% and never broke character to laugh. She is a comedy superhero. So many great characters that she brought to live .

  • @illwind
    @illwind Před 2 lety +7

    "Yesterday I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown" my favorite line tbh

  • @nelysilva7489
    @nelysilva7489 Před 5 lety +2696

    Kristen wigg is wearing a wig

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 Před 4 lety +6863

    Saying the word girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean lesbian, every woman over 50 I've ever met has used that word to just refer to female friends.

    • @nebulanoir69
      @nebulanoir69 Před 4 lety +95

      i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

    • @carmita135
      @carmita135 Před 4 lety +170

      Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

    • @dumbb6178
      @dumbb6178 Před 4 lety +498

      JUST GALS BEING PALS

    • @kiramiryam208
      @kiramiryam208 Před 4 lety +158

      It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

    • @Tonithealtwing
      @Tonithealtwing Před 4 lety +144

      Or they could be bi/pan.

  • @nadine9847
    @nadine9847 Před měsícem

    By far one of my most favorite sketches of all time! Hands down!!! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • @padphak2021
    @padphak2021 Před 7 lety +2925

    is there any role she CANT do? she is a genius

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 Před 3 lety +385

    Target Lady *eats the other almond half*
    My brain: R E S T O R A T I O N 1 0 0

  • @dolst
    @dolst Před měsícem +3

    Surprised to see funny SNL content from 10 years ago. What a delightful little gem!
    Surf Wisely.

  • @iosoi3145
    @iosoi3145 Před 8 měsíci +3

    There's a Target Lady so similar to this at my nearest Kmart. I overheard her co-worker saying to her "what are you on though? Seriously!" 😂

    • @opaqueblackhole
      @opaqueblackhole Před 8 měsíci

      😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

  • @liviusss
    @liviusss Před 5 lety +6012

    STEREOTYPE BUSTED! I learn something everyday at Terrrget!

  • @devendra_c
    @devendra_c Před 10 lety +1973

    "I cut the model's eyes and put them on my eyelids so that the birds dont feel alone when i am asleep and the ghosts would think tht i am awake...!!!"
    How can anybody can come up wid smthing like this...?? hahahaha
    Love you Kirsten soooooo much!!!

    • @Lauren-hq8uf
      @Lauren-hq8uf Před 6 lety +21

      Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

    • @kit-fg9ev
      @kit-fg9ev Před 5 lety +11

      Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

    • @ohyeah2080
      @ohyeah2080 Před 5 lety +1

      It wasn't even funny

    • @ritamcintyre8203
      @ritamcintyre8203 Před 5 lety +3

      Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

    • @sarahmcclanahan8006
      @sarahmcclanahan8006 Před 5 lety +2

      AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

  • @evelyns5258
    @evelyns5258 Před 3 lety +9

    I know you're supposed to be annoyed with her or hate her but I honestly love her. Like she's crazy but she's so genuine like I can't help but enjoy her

  • @codyfromhumanresources6435

    Reminds me of a lady I worked with at my old job, this is an almost identical persona. Very eccentric and not great with social cues but always super nice and talkative. We didn’t talk too much at work and the store closed down a few years ago, but she still always wishes me happy birthday on Facebook.

  • @barnabaskathindi621
    @barnabaskathindi621 Před 4 lety +451

    I love how she asks "Where did did you get this" then runs off with the product😂😂😂😂

    • @STACIOUS7
      @STACIOUS7 Před 4 lety +8

      Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eleahchris
      @Eleahchris Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @yasminister2011
      @yasminister2011 Před 2 lety

      😅😂😂😂

  • @MassiveGamingBeast
    @MassiveGamingBeast Před 4 lety +6425

    why is no one talking about how a dvd, deodorant & some paper plates costed $38

    edit: *cost. lmao english isn’t my first language 😭 i didn’t think it would get more than 2 likes let alone have 10 people in the replies crying abt my grammar. my deepest condolences to all the people who seem to be deeply affected by my grammar😂😂

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 Před 4 lety +528

      Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

    • @follojesusfj2705
      @follojesusfj2705 Před 4 lety +229

      Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 Před 4 lety +55

      @@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 Před 4 lety +54

      It's target.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 Před 4 lety +42

      @@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 Před měsícem +3

    I love her, and I constantly laugh at THIS target lady sketch the HALF an ALMOND just makes me burst out laughing every single TIME, I now say it even if im eating a handful, IT WORKED! !! we love you Kristen!!

  • @marusiamarusia6907
    @marusiamarusia6907 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the best skits, hilarious!!!!

  • @leathelesbo865
    @leathelesbo865 Před 4 lety +575

    "My eyes feel like I have been staring at the sun AGAIN."
    DAMMIT TARGET LADY

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 Před 4 lety +2

      What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

    • @leathelesbo865
      @leathelesbo865 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 Před 4 lety +3

      Terget

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 Před 4 lety +1

      @@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

  • @MichelleAndJeff
    @MichelleAndJeff Před 4 lety +433

    “It’ll be 441 dollars.”
    Literally what it’s like to shop at target.

    • @flashgordon3715
      @flashgordon3715 Před 3 lety +3

      Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't be ridiculous.

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura Před 3 lety

      shop at Coles

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick Před 3 lety +1

      Better than shopping at Walmart.

  • @daringmore6892
    @daringmore6892 Před 2 lety +7

    1st time seeing her character. Those immediate response to every moment she makes so real in her own myriadical style thinking is hilarious, and her flow of matched response in labyrinths of humor every surprise comment are adorable and stealth. Amazing, the missing cashier is priceless. Thank you so much. Laughter is believed one of the greatest healers on Earth.

  • @wicky1
    @wicky1 Před rokem +4

    $38.51 for a Madagascar DVD, Degree deodorant and paper plates? That still doesn't seem right lol

  • @cyndiscofield9162
    @cyndiscofield9162 Před 4 lety +433

    "Does she have hair that looks like she got bangs that go all around her head and never stop?"

  • @janemarsh759
    @janemarsh759 Před 8 lety +1053

    "Drives to Florida just to see Florida " lol

    • @dansingwithpiano4509
      @dansingwithpiano4509 Před 5 lety +2

      She better not drive to Florida

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 Před 5 lety

      @Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 Před 5 lety

      @Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

  • @brodypenn
    @brodypenn Před 3 lety +2

    “Don’t worry, I won’t look at your card.”
    *Sifts through everyone’s items and comments on each one*

  • @Shteve67
    @Shteve67 Před 3 lety +7

    Her accent cracks me up. This is my favorite character of Kristin Wiig’s.

  • @GreenWeasel11
    @GreenWeasel11 Před 3 lety +509

    Hey, he called a "guest" a "customer". He's not a real Target employee, excuse me, "team member".

    • @ajnachakraguy
      @ajnachakraguy Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 Před 3 lety +1

      @Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

    • @phoeberulesall1294
      @phoeberulesall1294 Před 3 lety +14

      As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 Před 3 lety +3

      @@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

    • @denisecontreras1635
      @denisecontreras1635 Před 3 lety +3

      I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart Před 3 lety +274

    "It's just a job!" he tells the person whose name is literally Target Lady.

    • @johnhawley9717
      @johnhawley9717 Před 3 lety

      No

    • @transmission5694
      @transmission5694 Před 2 lety +6

      i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

  • @That_gwrl_El
    @That_gwrl_El Před 3 lety +2

    This is so amazing I love everything about snl

  • @sheenabean9995
    @sheenabean9995 Před rokem +1

    She plays every part amazingly!!

  • @heyitsnathanofficial
    @heyitsnathanofficial Před 8 lety +714

    WELCOME TO TERGET

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 Před 5 lety +1798

    I love that the black guy was immediately like, “screw this I’m out” 🙌🏽

  • @jorgecardenas5773
    @jorgecardenas5773 Před měsícem +7

    Target new commercial brought you here 🎯

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Před 9 měsíci

    I think this might be my favorite of Kristen’s many brilliant characters 😂

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure Před 7 lety +2140

    I always feel sad for this lady in this sketch. She is so alone and everybody avoids her.

    • @pim666
      @pim666 Před 7 lety +57

      Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

    • @user-tc1ol9if5j
      @user-tc1ol9if5j Před 7 lety +109

      and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

    • @kustomkure
      @kustomkure Před 7 lety +5

      Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

    • @momof2796
      @momof2796 Před 7 lety +57

      belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

    • @thatdude1278
      @thatdude1278 Před 7 lety +31

      Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

  • @anniesiegel153
    @anniesiegel153 Před 4 lety +2449

    The way she looked at her when she mentioned her girlfriend is literally anyone at my school whenever I mention the girl I like

    • @jeanakatherine9369
      @jeanakatherine9369 Před 4 lety +13

      How old are u?

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 Před 4 lety +95

      Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

    • @obsessedshipper6267
      @obsessedshipper6267 Před 4 lety +154

      @blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

    • @Sarkam
      @Sarkam Před 4 lety +8

      Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

    • @Koikama
      @Koikama Před 4 lety +63

      @blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

  • @jacobtheguitarman7584
    @jacobtheguitarman7584 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the kind of energy I needed today .

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Před měsícem +1

    She made me so happy to see her this circle week hahaha this target lady character is the new Flo, Kristen is a legend!

  • @KawaiiLollypop
    @KawaiiLollypop Před 3 lety +109

    I love Kenan's lil enthused "How come?!" after the Target Lady tells him abt keeping all her magazines. There's just something abt one of her customers finding amusement in her antics instead of annoyance/discomfort that I find endearing.

  • @illumi._.
    @illumi._. Před 5 lety +636

    If you met this lady in real life.
    All you could do is smile awkwardly and try to get out of Target as fast as possible

    • @comeausgamingcorner1259
      @comeausgamingcorner1259 Před 5 lety +9

      oh there is always an employee with a personality at target that's all you want to do is smile and do the work and then GTFO

    • @carin5654
      @carin5654 Před 5 lety +3

      ILLuminated Onxy Yup, that’s what I do. I always seem to get those types lolol. I learned right away not to say anything. Just smile and nod... than escape as fast as possible before something crazy happens, like they try and up sell me 🤨😂

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. Před 5 lety +2

      I so lazy I swear.
      It's been 2 months and still didn't fix my grammar mistake

    • @btfan-jd6nx
      @btfan-jd6nx Před 5 lety

      Why do you think i go to Wal-Mart?

    • @libby1611
      @libby1611 Před 5 lety

      *Turguet

  • @BarbaraSerena-ul7wx
    @BarbaraSerena-ul7wx Před 28 dny +1

    She plays it so well I can't stomach

  • @nothing1075
    @nothing1075 Před 27 dny +5

    The fact that this character is the main character for the new target commercials is crazy.

  • @lookitmom0687
    @lookitmom0687 Před 5 lety +327

    I wish i was as enthusiastic about anything as this woman was about working at Target

  • @ryanlilly7264
    @ryanlilly7264 Před 3 lety +223

    The way she says “are you a hoarder” always kills me

  • @user-wg4zm5qn9g
    @user-wg4zm5qn9g Před 3 měsíci +2

    Such an amazing actress

  • @HollywoodConnection-JAST
    @HollywoodConnection-JAST Před 3 lety +8

    is that her when she's sober? Dont give her any drinks

  • @byronsenior6499
    @byronsenior6499 Před 3 lety +324

    She's such a great actress. This is such an easy role to overdue. But she gets the mannerisms and physical expressions just right.

  • @kitlivy6407
    @kitlivy6407 Před 4 lety +828

    Girl: every month a women...
    Target lady: drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida
    Me: I live in Florida so trust me that’s a bad idea

  • @idamarie6701
    @idamarie6701 Před 3 lety +8

    2:36 lmao

  • @joanl5600
    @joanl5600 Před 3 lety +1

    Loved the look when she said that her girlfriend was waiting in the car. Hahaha

  • @jamesmcintyre4480
    @jamesmcintyre4480 Před 5 lety +691

    She sounds like someone's Mom

  • @leonelguerra380
    @leonelguerra380 Před 9 lety +1957

    Kristen Wiig is the queen of comedy ♡

  • @alisterzarkar7163
    @alisterzarkar7163 Před 9 měsíci

    I think she has a part in writing the sketches. So natural.

  • @edwinkirkland8856
    @edwinkirkland8856 Před 3 lety

    hey..where ya YA goin??!!🤣😂😁never gets old ever

  • @scoobydoo2158
    @scoobydoo2158 Před 5 lety +291

    “I need haf an AAWmond”