Coming out as 'SUPER STRAIGHT': Our Story
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- čas přidán 17. 03. 2021
- ft. @Cherdleys and @RyanTheLeader
Three gentlemen who identify as being part of the Super Straight orientation.
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Prove you are SUPER STRAIGHT in one sentence or less.
I'm my dad's dad.
>tfw
>be me
I'm a bad person.
I love women
“Before I came out as super straight... everybody thought I was gay”
“That’s because I was... but like, I say am super straight so I’m super straight now”
they still do, but they used to too
I read this at the some time he said it lol
It's the fact that shortly after he just steps out of a closet 🤨
I don't use wet wipes because it feels like a guy is eating my butt. Not that I would know what that feels like.
😳😳😳
@@blackmensupremacy ey yo, you wanna know a secret?
Bidets are gay, fingering yourself isn't, because YOU'RE in control.
*Not that I would know how good it is.
@@randomstranger9849 sure
too many dudes in this video
Too many dudes are straight
Btw love your vids man. I hope you beat those guys.
Like in court not the gay way tho. I'm actually super straight, like I can kiss a guy and probably wouldn't even get hard. .
@@bottomtext593 oh that's gay af
My favorite parts are when they don’t cut out themselves laughing at the jokes
Jokes?What jokes 😒
These aren’t jokes! This is a real problem! Super straights are the most oppressed group in the history of everything
@@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 ik it breaks my heart 🥺🥺🥺
The best
bro wtf these aren't jokes! they are struggling and they are opressed.
So brave, it takes courage to reveal yourself like these men have. I salute you in a super non-gay way
your profile picture is incredibly relatable
Hold your right arm out above and away from your head while pointing all five fingers straight out so you can salute them without any chance of touching yourself or them.
@@Velvexic sounds like a different typpa salute 😂
It would be unironically pretty brave to actually come out as super straight as the left will literally call you transphobic for not dating trans women
@@diegogarcia-carrasco542 thats the point lmao
Can't even imagine a life where you can't kiss your homies good night, thank you for being brave enough to come out like this.
Pocoyo thank you for supporting the super straight community
It must be so hard. Also it must be difficult to live like that
You guys are so brave for coming out as super straight. It must be such a hard hard life to live.
Gn homie😘
Why would they ruin Cartoon Network with a trash show pocoyo what happen to regular show and adventure time and chowder and courage the cowrardky and billy and Mandy and flapjack and more why they got baby cartoons now
People think I'm trans, but I'm actually just transitioning so I am not in a man's body, which is gay because you're constantly touching a man.
Gold 😂
😂
best comment 😂
This is a paradox if you think about it
Introducing "super trans"
does doing this 😳 the whole video hurt your eyes
🤣 lmao
Probably not as much as the fuckin strobe at the end of the video
it hurt my neck to look at him 😭
@@juicyparsons
I could feel my forehead cramping 😂😂
As a trans person I will try my best to be an ally
You'll never know what its like for me, but thank you for trying
Thank you it is very hard for us
@@cerspence I will always have my trans-privilege, and I acknowledge that
Thank you so much
Shut up bro
I swear to god I didn't notice until now that cer pence has always been the guy with the hat and the big eyes.
Bro i knew it caught me off guard when i first found out
He's my fave among the group tbh
It's honestly funny as hell seeing y'all break character every once in a while
It's my happy place
"I don't even have grinder on my phone anymore" 🤣
"I don't even have Grindr on my phone anymore, you know what I mean, I deleted it like... *two weeks* after I realized what it was... immediately" LMAO 1:29
Seth is probably my fave character of yours. those eyes pierce right into the soul
He looks like my cousin Josh. After the wake boarding accident...
$eth is a king
4:42 as a trans woman, this hits like a truck
Yeah that was some unexpected depth to the character, especially for something that’s just meant to be a funny haha parody of these people.
ifkr
god same
no joke I dated a guy exactly like this and it was hell
you're so brave 💔
Wait do u like a dude ure super gay
I bet he was gay
dam that sucks
@@asgarihanif man
I like how Ryan character is perfectly describing him being trans lol
*her
@@JKjpg op is referring to ryan ehen he says him
Would transitioning have saved her...
She's trans? I didn't notice it
I think that’s the joke, and it’s really funny.
*AC/DC plays while the sound of a bud light cracks.*
My brother really liked the ending music, he started breakdancing on the floor
🤣🤣🤣
You are bringing back the creative comedy we so desperately need in the era of constant toxic irony. God bless you guys
@@mattnlogan101 for example, people who make sexist jokes bc they think they're funny
@@mattnlogan101 you know how these guys are genuinely funny and making fun of objectively dumb shit in a very funny way? The rest of the media just namecalls anything they dont agree with. Its always "virgin other" vs "chad me". Thats toxic. This might be my instagram hours talking
@@Stavrosstavrosstavros nah, I think you're right
@@mattnlogan101 yea but they also say stuff like "i will fucking kill dream stans and people who dont play the same videogames as me😡😡" thats not comedy like i dont care much for dream nor his fans but why say stuff like that. Now jokes on the other hand are welcome even if they are dark. The guys im talking about try to be dark without being funny/ joking
@@mattnlogan101 for example, those guys who say "go make me a sandwich woman" as a way of other being funny, being a Chad, or "flirting"
Being 100% serious. I went to school with a guy who was actually like this and not even kidding he said he didn't wash his ass "because that is gay." I really hope he wasn't telling the truth.
I'm renovating my bathroom right now, and I'm installing a toilet with a build in bidet. Told a "friend" about it and he called me gay, because real men use toilet paper and then he called me a Muslim, because apparently only Muslims wash their asses with water.
Cherdleys: insecure straight dude
Spencer: closeted gay dude
Ryan: closeted trans woman
I'm lesbian trapped in a man's body, so I'm actually super-duper straight.
Yes
You’re in a man’s body? Sounds pretty gay
As a proud super-straight MAN's-man, I unsheathe my sword, hold it high, and look down across the valley while my best manly friend holds me tightly to make sure I don't fall.
Yeah
Amazing story 👏😝
Damn I can't believe you would make fun of a marginalized community like this
Yes /j
I traversed every plane of reality and still can't find who asked
@@lydiaisbored I've flown on a plane and i don't think us superstraights should be mocked for our sexuality.
@@DGol2015 How does one relate to the other?
@@DGol2015 Also your "sexuality" is literally based on a troll lol
This is giving me Noel Miller's Homophobia video vibes and I'm here for it!
What do you? I can kinda see it, but can you explain?
@@meccob.5927 czcams.com/video/c5hUkTeP5Yo/video.html
@@meccob.5927 czcams.com/video/c5hUkTeP5Yo/video.html here
CAN YOU EXPLAIN
@@dabtican4953 look at the comment above yours. It's a link to the video I was referencing
the fact that some people dont see this as a joke really gets me
i love u guys
Thank you so much for shining a light on this sensitive topic. Most people are too afraid to speak about it.
No joke I knew a guy who didn’t touch himself cause he said it was gay
The gayest of men are the ones afraid to act a little gay.
@@Masked_SVincent right? And he called me gay all the time and I had the strongest urge to be like “why? Are you interested?” I really don’t care what sexuality people think I am lmao
@@mavisevelyn618 things they have to do to hide they are gay. So sad they have no idea it's not working lol
That's kinda a W
Cer looks hella buff ngl, makin me act up
3:46 did he just physically and metaphorically come out of the closet?!
They sent me to scared straight as a kid... All they did was scare me....
POV: your looking for the person who’s offended
im looking for people defending the super straight “movement” because these guys are clearly making fun of it .
Actually, I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck this super straight thing is. Never ever heard of it before.
@@omologo95 super straight is basically straight but not being attracted to trans people.
There’s also Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Super Bi.
@@ThanosDestroyeryearsago oh. So straight. Well, alright then.
@@ThanosDestroyeryearsago what’s wrong with super straight? Sorry I’m from Italy I’ve never heard about it before
I absolutely need a girl with a hot dad.
2:33 I’m sorry but I was in freaking tears. I love this character 😂😂😂
I feel like there should be a warning for that crazy flashing lights outro at 6:09
“Before I came out as super straight, everybody thought I was straight” 😢
Life is tough for us super striaghts, we are so miss understood😔
No you are not straight
Lmao im so glad Spence jumped on the "Super Straight" trend so quickly
Yeah pretty sure it's just a phase
@3:57 best part of the whole video, no man could have held that in
I’m so glad the community is satire
Yeah
you guys are so brave.
so proud of you.
my brother loves your outro, hes dancing on the floor :D
"I would fart but that would open up my butthole and I don't want that open"
- can relate
Literally every boy in middle school
You guys are brave for this one. *Respect*
This is such a Chad alpha video to make. So brave. Revolutionary.
The trans girls support y’all 💘
Thanks
@@burgerking3392 love your food
You guys should do 'straight eye for the queer guy'
please have more takes in the video! or the delayed cuts. really love seeing you guys enjoy these as much as I do
Ironically there's people out there that think like this.
my brother liked the ending so much that he's doing a silly dance on the floor
The other day in the shower I accidentally stuck my thumb up my bum and tickled my prostate, I cried and giggled at the same time, it hard coming out as super straight in 2021
Yeah, I bet it's hard 😏
Yo not to be a narc or anything but you should probably put an epilepsy warning for the end screen
yeah it really comes outta nowhere
NARC ALERT!
This is making SO HAPPY, and I needed it. ❤️
I've never seen Spence break character. This man broke character twice in 3 minutes 😂
That wide-eye-hat look thing gets me every time. Love it
Thanks for the epileptic fit :)
People who watch Ben Shapiro unironically:
The music at the end was so good my sister started breakdancing and hasn't stopped.
Thank you for the awesome content and for pointing out how much of a joke "super straight" is.
It was a meme to begin with lol
@@farmerfrugal key words are TO BEGIN WITH
Yup, literally created by neo nazis in 4chan
@@Rensoku611 you are literally incorrect, it was created by a dude on tik tok
@@ImPolonn not really, the dude on tik tok talked about it *weeks* after it was created in 4chan
The fact that there are actually guys who don't wipe bc they think it's gay... For reals
I love that they kept in the parts where they laugh!
Him wearing the Grindr colors was a nice touch.
The best part is him breaking character to laugh a little bit lmao
Just had a seizure and fardded and shidded 👍 thanks outro...
"Every time I go to the Gay Bar..." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I like that you add the laughs in these. Great!
AYEEE Strength to you super-straight homies
Lol this was good. These guys are the meca of youtube comedy
When u have epilepsy and the end of cer Spenses vid catches u off guard
That was great guys. I enjoyed the included bloopers
I love how they break character a few times. I had zero idea what this was about until I asked my friend about it and she explained the context and this just made it all the more funny and surreal. It’s just so crazy and I don’t fully understand why this super straight thing exists it’s so bizarre.
It's started as pushback to the idea it's transphobic to not want to date trans people and just became a massive trolling campaign.
@@TrophyGuide101 oh I see, yeah she mentioned that it had something to do with transphobia. The whole thing is just so weird. A lot of people were super upset by the Twitter account and they said it felt like the whole thing was mocking people who are marginalized.
@@TrophyGuide101 Most super straights are transphobic not because they prefer to not date trans women, but they literally partake in transphobia any chance they get. At the end of the day, you are straight with a preference. If you aren’t getting hit on by a transwoman, then why does everyone need to know you don’t date trans women? Straight people are not oppressed because they are straight. First world problems have reached its peak.
@@wl415 not to mention they very much can b attracted to trans girls, when they're like, walking down the street, considering lots of them r cis-passing lmao. it's literally thinly veiled transphobia. they can just say they have a preference for cis women's body parts, which i don't think anyone would care
@@wl415 No, this is exactly why it exists. Sexuality is not a preference. The T community is trying to change the definition of sexuality to conform to what validates them. Sexuality is rooted in sex. It's not a "preference" to be a straight man that doesn't like dick. It's heterosexuality. And likewise, the same goes for gay people. Thinking that metaphysical feelings of self or wearing dresses have more barring on sexuality than sex is phobic, particularly of gay people, which is why the movement is accompanied by "supergays" and "superlesbians". They're tired of being told their sexuality requires changing.
3:52 the moment of realization 😅😅
Seth is my favorite of your characters, please don't stop making sketches with him!
2:56 Hahaha, you can heard a loud wheezing laugh just start before it cuts to the next scene.
I love how they can't do this bit without laughing
I love the courage these men possess, it's truly admirable how they are willing to show their true selves to the world
0:45 Seth's "Mhmm" got me good
The last line of these videos always get me
Finaly someone who understands me 😢
Brilliant!! So funny hahaha I was so dead when Seth (spence) said the part about hot dads😂
glad to see you guys havin fun
I literally cried that shit was so funny! 😂 Well done one of the funniest videos Spence 👍✅ thanks for the laugh guys !
why does this remind me of that Noel Miller homophobia video lmao
Be me clicking on this video: “I hope this is comedy...” lmao
4:20 the way he yells it💀💀💀💀
🤣😭 his response at 2:28 after dude said something about the algorithm, I damn near choked on my bagel. I had to pause || the video
Yeah, basically, all the content is straight or lesbian UNLESS you search for gay porn. When you search for gay porn, PH changes to Gay PH.
Never have I seen something so gay and so homophobic at the same time. Good thing I'm bi so I can appreciate both
Strain't
I used to know some people like this and one them called me a dumpling when he weighed like 500 lbs
oh wow.... I had to google the straight flag, and it totally is the same colors as the grindr app.
3:58 Hahaha! Also, I don’t think I’ve ever heard cer spence truly laugh before!
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t think they even watched the original superstraight video but these are funny
Nah this is accurate
This totally gives the original video vibes
I was laughing and then I had a stroke
My friend really likes your outro. He's breakdancing on the floor rn to show you his appreciation.
Jesus Christ the end screen almost killed me
Funniest video I’ve seen in awhile 💀
Here is my question do the super straight people date trans males, because they were originally women🤷🏼♀️
heyo spence, i appreciate your content, thank you
You deserve more subs man x)