T**** Campaign Staff Didn't Notice Film Crew At WH | Johnson Runs Away From Fake Elector Scheme

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  • čas přidán 21. 06. 2022
  • The former president's campaign staff reportedly didn't notice the documentary crew filming at the White House before, during and after January 6th, and Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson is doing a lousy job of distancing himself from a scheme to submit fake electors to the Vice President. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +493

    Kellyanne would say Johnson was on an “alternative phone call”.

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Před 2 lety +8

      Wonder if Kellyann on and on is related to Ron on and on?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +9

      That has to be the funniest thing about this whole mess.

    • @eddierayvanlynch6133
      @eddierayvanlynch6133 Před 2 lety +4

      No, he got an alternative fax

    • @rdelrosso2001
      @rdelrosso2001 Před 2 lety +7

      YES, a phone call where the Reporter can see the screen shows NO call, is quite the "Alternative phone call"! LOL

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 Před 2 lety

      @@couragekarnga8735 I had to watch it twice. Yes, folks, this is actually happening in America. I want to hear these criminals put down banana republics. By the way, this has to be the whitest government has been since the Washington administration. Not lost on me.

  • @helene420
    @helene420 Před 2 lety +594

    That reporter calling out Johnson was hilarious 🤣 "no you're not, I can see your phone"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +57

      I hope reporters keep this up. Call these people out on their BS.

    • @muir8009
      @muir8009 Před 2 lety +38

      did you notice that when the reporter sprung him the lady walking next to Johnson started laughing

    • @sirlancegeo
      @sirlancegeo Před 2 lety +36

      I thought it was a good catch also but later on realized that if he was really on a call, since his phone is to his ear, wouldn’t the proximity censor turn off the screen so he doesn’t accidentally hit any buttons with his face or hands? Ron is still guilty of participation in an attempted coup.

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath Před 2 lety +27

      @@sirlancegeo Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He probably was faking a call, but the screen would look that way even if he wasn't.

    • @stevnated
      @stevnated Před 2 lety +7

      Him miming getting blown away by the wind....

  • @hitthegoat
    @hitthegoat Před 2 lety +148

    Can I just say I'm extremely happy that the reporter called out Johnson for faking that phone call? We need more journalists to do that kind of thing

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 Před 2 lety +9

      I totally agree

    • @arnoldfernbladst3875
      @arnoldfernbladst3875 Před rokem +6

      Just to be fair, my phone goes dark after a couple of seconds of being on a call, so he may well have actually been on a call.

    • @Suztvfan
      @Suztvfan Před rokem +6

      @@arnoldfernbladst3875 Mine too, pretty sure that is usual since it's to stop you from pushing a button on the touch screen with your face and accidently putting it on speakerphone or cancelling the call etc. When I take the phone from my ear it will light up again.
      So it's really quite possible he was really on the phone.

    • @Jeffers59
      @Jeffers59 Před rokem +1

      @@Suztvfan Oh, yeah..... THAT'S the answer (smh) HAHA

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem

      Yeah, that was great!

  • @jimwedge7668
    @jimwedge7668 Před 2 lety +82

    “Ron Johnston is, according to historians, the dumbest senator.” Hold my beer, guy named Herschel is running. SMH

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 Před 2 lety +4

      get your🍿ready, there will be a dumb off😐🤪😁✌😎

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 2 lety +5

      I believe Hershel's opponent will win, someone whom even Georgia Republicans have described as highly qualified and doing a great job. So I believe that Johnston will retain his title.

    • @gnirolnamlerf593
      @gnirolnamlerf593 Před 2 lety +5

      Let's not forget Sen. Tuberville. And the naïveté award goes to, ta-dah, Susan Collins!

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před rokem +2

      There's also Hawley and Cruz.

    • @gwenbritton775
      @gwenbritton775 Před rokem +2

      Don't 4get louie gohmert

  • @slavkovalsky1671
    @slavkovalsky1671 Před 2 lety +227

    That aide smiling when her boss gets caught not on the phone is priceless )

    • @jakejonas7366
      @jakejonas7366 Před 2 lety

      She was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. A lot of times interns are assigned to politicians and this poor girl got stuck with asshole Ron Johnson.

    • @TheCasualAbsurder
      @TheCasualAbsurder Před 2 lety +16

      I think the odds are pretty good that she is several orders of magnitude more intelligent than he is.

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 Před 2 lety +6

      3:59
      For anyone wanting to see that smirk.

    • @bakerfritz4681
      @bakerfritz4681 Před rokem +2

      I really hope that, behind that smile, she’s having some serious regrets about the party she’s chosen to work for.

  • @DosyPrat
    @DosyPrat Před 2 lety +461

    That staffer walking with Johnson was trying her best not to lol when the reporter called bs on his phone call.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +34

      What an embarrassment!

    • @jakejonas7366
      @jakejonas7366 Před 2 lety +63

      Had to watch twice to catch it but she held that laugh back like a champion.

    • @ohgawd
      @ohgawd Před 2 lety +18

      Poor woman!

    • @31emxof
      @31emxof Před 2 lety +18

      I'm still confused...what signified that he wasn't on a call? The screen looked black to me. Don't most phones black out the screen when you hold them to your ear? Mine does. He's still a piece of shit, who was probably full of the same, but the screen doesn't prove a thing.

    • @Sphyraminx
      @Sphyraminx Před 2 lety +11

      @@31emxof Claiming the black screen proved he wasn’t on a phone call seemed weird to me too.

  • @TheFlutecart
    @TheFlutecart Před 2 lety +8

    When dude says "..no your not! I can see your phone." - look at Johnson's aid- she is definitely amused.
    And that in itself is pretty damn funny!

  • @nancyscogin7549
    @nancyscogin7549 Před 2 lety +10

    😂😂😂😂 When Stephen flew by and back again with the umbrella laid me out!😻😻

  • @brightonbabe2139
    @brightonbabe2139 Před 2 lety +63

    Remember in the early days Bob Woodward was allowed to roam the WH and talk to anyone.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Před 2 lety

      Not Bob Woodward, Michael Wolff writing his book?

  • @leerush6978
    @leerush6978 Před 2 lety +286

    The Ron Johnson Umbrella Shuffle made me laugh out loud! Thanks Stephen!

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Před 2 lety

      this is how our representatives represent us they run away. this moron is one of only 100 and he's so crooked they will screw him into the ground when he dies.

    • @SasquatchIsReal
      @SasquatchIsReal Před 2 lety

      Trump Wasn't Alone Republicans & Democrats Both Failed America. czcams.com/video/EvY6nNCgl14/video.html

  • @WT.....
    @WT..... Před 2 lety +23

    Nothing says "I'm not guilty of a crime" like trying to sabotage & interfere with a lawful criminal investigation into your connection to a crime that was committed.

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 Před 2 lety +91

    From the get go, this monologue is pure comic genius. And written in hours. Colbert and his staff are unbelievably good at this.

  • @JoeyMartz
    @JoeyMartz Před 2 lety +108

    "What it looks like when a ghost dies" is gold! 😂😂🤣😭

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Před 2 lety +10

      Writers were on fire tonight! But the best comedy writes itself with these CLOWNS when he pretended to be on the phone!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +2

      It would be funnier if he hadn't actually been elected.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 Před 2 lety

      That was hilarious. He and Mike Pence really do like zombies.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 2 lety

      @@couragekarnga8735- ... ?

    • @kooale
      @kooale Před 2 lety +3

      & so entirely accurate!

  • @stevieme8642
    @stevieme8642 Před 2 lety +168

    "Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy!?!"
    No, they hired a filmmaker to document it!!!

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce Před 2 lety +5

      To be fair, they got the leader of the proud boys the same way 😂 these guys just love being on camera so much

    • @maroru7577
      @maroru7577 Před 2 lety

      Right on. Could they be more stupid?

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 Před 2 lety +1

      Stringer didn't know it was the cops taking notes off the wire.

    • @appleblossomxo
      @appleblossomxo Před 2 lety

      @@JasonBoyce: The bottom-line is they are trying to protect a questionable election by attacking the voters. The citizens need to learn about their voting system. It is imperative it is bipartisan for the checks & balances needed. It's not like people don't know computers have glitches. Or need virus protection.
      * Sample of how similar Electronic systems scanning works: 1.) czcams.com/video/46CAKyyObls/video.html
      2.) czcams.com/video/ijjwS6h-PyU/video.html

  • @katica04
    @katica04 Před 2 lety +9

    This had to be one of my favorite monologues ever- clever from start to finish

  • @jjaa_joyjoyartist
    @jjaa_joyjoyartist Před 2 lety +11

    I'm loving this monologue! The callbacks, the miming, everything!

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar Před 2 lety +234

    I have to say, a lot of this is looking like a bunch of people who believed their own bullshit, and refused to listen to anyone in the room saying that laws are a thing.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety

      Can we arrest him now??

    • @sybillestahl8646
      @sybillestahl8646 Před 2 lety +17

      And they’re still refusing, no matter what the evidence. So unfortunate for you people in the US.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Před 2 lety

      cannot legislate morality. no matter how many laws are passed amoral people will continure to try to beat the system. they will beat the system. there's no retirement they live large for as long as they can. then they crash and burn. avenatti is a fine example.

    • @BrokeredHeart
      @BrokeredHeart Před 2 lety

      My view on it is that they knew it was against the law, but they were in on the grift, and couldn't walk away from millions of dollars being collected from absolute rubes. Stepien called his team "Normals" when compared to Rudy Giuliani and his stooges, but those "Normies" made off with a lot of money in the weeks after the election, and well into 2021. Notice how they acknowledge the absurdity of the election fraud claims when faced with a room full of lawyers and congressmen, and they're willing to exchange Trump admin details under the assumption that they will not face prosecution for their deeds when the white (orange) whale is looking to be harpooned. They went to the wall trying to carry Trump to a second term to keep the money spigot turned on. They made a small fortune, established ties to Capitol Hill, got a book deal out of the ordeal, and are probably poised to open their own consultancy firms for future MAGA turds running for office. There is no remorse or penitence among them, and I will be shocked if a single grifter other than Eastman gets put away for their misdeeds in office.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety +1

      Sorry, but you're giving them way too much credit. The fact of the matter is that they knew that what they were doing was wrong. They simply didn't care. Fascists are like that.
      The entire GOP is guilty of the same thing, including all these "I SAW NUZZIN" Sgt. Schultz types like Liz Cheney. They spent decades spreading the anti-democratic Big Lie of voter fraud that was always going to lead here. They were warned. They didn't care. Now they're desperately trying to insulate their personal brands from the high-profile fascist violence they've created.
      Don't let them.

  • @MorriganWarrioress
    @MorriganWarrioress Před 2 lety +48

    Whenever the stale cheeto demon dances, I just think of a broken Rock'em Sock'em Robot.

  • @andrelevin5424
    @andrelevin5424 Před 2 lety +15

    “Most historians agreed that Ron Johnson is the stupidest person to be in the United States Senate “.
    -Ted Cruz, hold my beer

  • @justhereee
    @justhereee Před 2 lety +2

    I was listening to part of this instead of watching (I had to look at something I'm working on), but when I heard "school hamster that has had enough" I HAD to see what the photo was
    Was not disappointed in the slightest 😭😂

  • @ianmiller6040
    @ianmiller6040 Před 2 lety +387

    "School hamster that's had enough." You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything at the moment you said that, Stephen.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +18

      Funny. I drink every time I hear Trump's name.

    • @flowersalem22
      @flowersalem22 Před 2 lety +19

      🤣 I literally just saw your comment as soon as he said it...lol

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 2 lety +15

      I can’t lie…it’s a perfect description!!

    • @coolcat3815
      @coolcat3815 Před 2 lety +15

      I fucking lost it too xD

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 2 lety

      Surely you're lucky. Why would Stephen care

  • @carlaprice4966
    @carlaprice4966 Před 2 lety +126

    Ron the delivery boy is still too fancy a title for him, I loved the airport announcement joke about not accepting a package from a stranger.

    • @elainejohnson6955
      @elainejohnson6955 Před 2 lety +6

      I thought it was hilarious too!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +2

      congressmen will all become delivery boys if trump gets elected again.
      Remember what he said:
      "I like this system,[congress]. I tell them what to do and they do it." -- Donald Trump circa 2018

  • @cvkm
    @cvkm Před 2 lety +2

    You bring the dialy dose of sanity in my feed. Now that the Supreme Court has overturned roe v wade just now, I feel no institution in this country is non-partisan anymore.

  • @cookieshivers1859
    @cookieshivers1859 Před 2 lety +5

    Your monologs are relevant, timely & brilliant...Bravo!

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja Před 2 lety +100

    As someone from Wisconsin, I think "Chesebro" is great. Maybe they can also find someone called "Beerdude".

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +173

    Well, of course they didn't notice the film crew. Just like no one thought anything of letting Michael Wolf interview everyone because he told them he was writing a book about how wonderful Trump was.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 2 lety +8

      No kidding, guess they never read anything he wrote.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +13

      I KNEW there were recordings... I just didn't expect them to make movies about their sedition. Excellent!!

    • @mimiboucher5701
      @mimiboucher5701 Před 2 lety

      @@oldrrocr can't wait for the movie lol

    • @mimiboucher5701
      @mimiboucher5701 Před 2 lety

      @@oldrrocr oh gawd I am afraid to go into a movie theater with assault weapons. Maybe if we tell yell Hollyweird we boycott movie theaters until assault weapons are banned?!

  • @kathryncumberland
    @kathryncumberland Před 2 lety +3

    As a Wisconsin Democrat, I very much appreciate Stephen's assessment of Ron Johnson!

  • @jcfal1708
    @jcfal1708 Před 2 lety +2

    Reminds me of when some years back I visited a friend in San Francisco, I flew from England, on the plane I got this form that asked if I had ever been part of a terrorist organisation. I truly would like to know if anyone ever ticked yes to that.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +55

    Dr. Oz traded the Hippocratic Oath for a Hypocritical Oaf.
    We won't forget it, Mehmet.

  • @loranelson103
    @loranelson103 Před 2 lety +1440

    I am appalled that everyone who knew what was going on didn’t speak up a Year ago. They should not be allowed to make money from assisting treason. It hurts.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Před 2 lety +62

      Not everyone who spoke up did so publicly, and anyone who did was immediately fired and discredited by trump

    • @sinnahn
      @sinnahn Před 2 lety

      Treason is what they did in 2015. Now we get to live with the results.

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 Před 2 lety +23

      Justice is rarely quick these days or whistle-blowers anonymous unfortunately. 😑

    • @Manacra13
      @Manacra13 Před 2 lety +46

      If they spoke up immediately they wouldn’t have been able to sell so many books and tell alls.

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine Před 2 lety +18

      @@Manacra13 and you have to remember they also signed non-disclosure agreements or NDA's.

  • @kawh8719
    @kawh8719 Před 2 lety +4

    wow, Colbert's coverage has awakened his fire for sick jokes. He and his team are on point.

  • @funface4
    @funface4 Před 2 lety +7

    Thank you Stephen Colbert as usual you’re incredibly multi talented. This was beautifully hilarious and it made my day.

  • @zammich3649
    @zammich3649 Před 2 lety +86

    the WH not noticing the film crew and then saying "What the fuck is this?" is very VEEP

    • @desmondmolloy9173
      @desmondmolloy9173 Před 2 lety +4

      I once, by mistake, submitted a short story about talking rabbits with swords instead of a term paper in uni. I imagine that staffer's reaction/state of mind was pretty similar to mine at the time...

  • @iPsychoxMacz
    @iPsychoxMacz Před 2 lety +2

    Nothing will come of this. Sad but true. By the way, from Wisconsin. So ashamed of Ron Johnson

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety +11

    I hope Wisconsin voters think hard about re-electing the "dumbest man ever to sit in the Senate." Hopefully, the "dumbest voters ever to elect a Senator" are not in the majority.

    • @kdyooper28
      @kdyooper28 Před 2 lety

      Proud to say: I’ve never.

    • @TheMasterg32
      @TheMasterg32 Před 2 lety

      @@kdyooper28 sadly. In Wisconsin, the majority are dumbest voters. 😆

    • @annmccarthy2101
      @annmccarthy2101 Před 2 lety +1

      I live in Madison, WI. Today there was a woman at a busy cross street holding up a huge sign that said RON JOHNSON IS FECAL MATTER. Lots of laughs and horn blowing. 😂

  • @kr02201985
    @kr02201985 Před 2 lety +549

    All off these Republican senators who aided the insurrection should be behind bars

  • @That-Guy-79
    @That-Guy-79 Před 2 lety +38

    The lady on Johnsons right tried very hard not to laugh when the reporter said "no you're not I can see your phone." She knows how stupid that was. Lol

  • @Rescuedogmomma
    @Rescuedogmomma Před 2 lety +1

    He's got Ron Johnson described to the T.. He's a knuckle dragging that waffle..

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Před rokem +1

    One of the best things about Colbert is the descriptions he comes up with for the photos that pop up on the screen

  • @Ceelle2
    @Ceelle2 Před 2 lety +162

    They knew they were being filmed but they thought it would be to document a successful coup, not a failed one.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Před 2 lety +6

      Yep !

    • @ashpitcher3
      @ashpitcher3 Před 2 lety +11

      But how could it possibly fail? I mean, they gave it a fancy name and everything 😂.

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo Před 2 lety +6

      i watched some footage of Roger Stone and he was definitely acting in front of the camera as a strong, successful president maker... edit: dictator maker

    • @LostandFoundTravel
      @LostandFoundTravel Před 2 lety +7

      That's what I thought too. Like this was their chance to get into the history books - well it worked...

    • @elizabethdahl1962
      @elizabethdahl1962 Před 2 lety

      Sounds familiar…

  • @eorabbit1
    @eorabbit1 Před 2 lety +294

    I love this so much. Stephen Colbert pummelling republicans after they have been shredded by Jan 6 hearings, is the gold star on the bingo card. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 lety +15

      Add the judge saying that other network can be sued -. 3 for 3 day.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Před 2 lety +9

      Stephen is a coward.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před 2 lety +17

      @@BishopWalters12 Aw, somebody has a boo boo. Ask mommy to help you with it.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Mark_Brooks Need a tissue, cupcake?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před 2 lety +22

      @@BishopWalters12 No cupcakes, jail for your buddies and your Orange King.

  • @Ladybug-qg9kf
    @Ladybug-qg9kf Před 2 lety +1

    Comedy gold. Thank you Colbert & team! 🥇

  • @garryfimister6878
    @garryfimister6878 Před 2 lety +2

    I don't know how he does it ,but Stephen just gets better and better , thank you for being the voice of sanity .

  • @cmilla111
    @cmilla111 Před 2 lety +38

    I love how these people stand up to the main stream media by literally running away and trying to fake phone calls and hide in broom closets. So fucking brave.

  • @hagar2025
    @hagar2025 Před 2 lety +15

    So, when will they all be put in jail? You know, so it can’t happen again in 2024.

  • @screechingwind114
    @screechingwind114 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank You Stephen and Crew, 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @DonShitzInPantz
    @DonShitzInPantz Před 2 lety +1

    Ron Johnson: delivery boy. There should be a meme. This is what is looks like when a ghost died. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

  • @AndyM_323YYY
    @AndyM_323YYY Před 2 lety +340

    Never in human history has one political party provided so much material for satire.

    • @ericpark8784
      @ericpark8784 Před 2 lety +6

      You mean killed it…

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 Před 2 lety +18

      And so many people for prison.😁

    • @ultrak0w
      @ultrak0w Před 2 lety +3

      Probably this is historically incorrect. Go take a look at the history of political satire, journalism and cartooning in the USA..

    • @garyelder4610
      @garyelder4610 Před 2 lety +9

      Have you seen Joe Biden lately?

    • @LordMoldoma
      @LordMoldoma Před 2 lety

      @@garyelder4610 Joe Biden on his worst day is infinitely more dignified than Rudy on his best.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 Před 2 lety +10

    "...and what it looks like when a ghost dies."🤣🤣🤣
    Mr. Colbert, you almost made this Ghost Dragon die! Of laughter! Again!!! 😂😂😂

  • @loca2733mc
    @loca2733mc Před 2 lety +1

    It’s worse than I thought. Law and Order, my ass! They all need to be held accountable.

  • @LMM7880
    @LMM7880 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved when Johnson said he was on the phone but the reporter said "no you're not, I can see your screen."

  • @Kap00rwith2os
    @Kap00rwith2os Před 2 lety +78

    In today's digital age EVERYTHING leaves a record, and these old politicians still stuck in the 1970s who try to obfuscate what was said or done are having a very difficult time 😂👍

  • @LuCKyDuCKy881
    @LuCKyDuCKy881 Před 2 lety +24

    My reaction to the former disgrace of a president dancing…. *MY EYESS!! MY EYEESSS!!!•

  • @christopherwelch136
    @christopherwelch136 Před 2 lety +2

    “School hamster who’s had enough.” 🤣😂😅😀

  • @tenofspdes
    @tenofspdes Před 2 lety +1

    10:00 "HE'S LYING, HE'S COWARDLY, HE'S A COWARDLY LION"!!😅

  • @kathyd9324
    @kathyd9324 Před 2 lety +199

    We need to elect more Democrats so we can pass Bills to improve lives!
    Voting is like driving.
    D to go forward.
    R to go backwards.
    VOTE!

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Před 2 lety +11

      🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @ElLeoPlaysMusic
      @ElLeoPlaysMusic Před 2 lety

      We have a Democratic President RIGHT NOW and it definitely does not feel like we’re moving forward at all. It’s more like Republicans take you backwards and Democrats stand still exactly where we are.

    • @melissathomas2314
      @melissathomas2314 Před 2 lety +6

      Great analogy

    • @seanpalmer4248
      @seanpalmer4248 Před 2 lety

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 more Dems??? Wait til November. The Dems will be over run by republicans soon. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @seanpalmer4248
      @seanpalmer4248 Před 2 lety

      @@katsong3302 🤣😂🤣 Dems are bunch of woke beta crybaby's... Let's go Brandon
      🇺🇲Trump2024🇺🇲

  • @ryanfrommontana5236
    @ryanfrommontana5236 Před 2 lety +425

    I just wanted to wish Jon Batiste and his wife my best wishes, during this different time. He’s a very good man. Much love Jon, praying for you and your beautiful wife.

    • @Marcusml333
      @Marcusml333 Před 2 lety +12

      What has happened?

    • @SasquatchIsReal
      @SasquatchIsReal Před 2 lety

      Trump Wasn't Alone Republicans & Democrats Both Failed America. czcams.com/video/EvY6nNCgl14/video.html

    • @drivera0502
      @drivera0502 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Marcusml333 i was reading that his wife's leukemia returned

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 Před 2 lety +46

      @@Marcusml333 His wife's got leukaemia for the second time, so quite likely he's having some time off with her. Also he's had quite a hefty year, so he could probably use some time off himself.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 2 lety +31

      I'm sure the sickness is very scary...he's a good man and a good partner and I wish them both well.

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 Před 2 lety +1

    Just loved your staff's choice of what was going to take Donny down. His claimed "I am not crazy test" 😂 Good job staff!!!!

  • @zeuswill9523
    @zeuswill9523 Před 2 lety

    Stephen Colbert..former president P.P Barnum..I AM SCREAMING! AND Ron Johnson bit...I can't i can't breathe!....his dam writers need a raise!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Před 2 lety +125

    It has to be making Eric's dad livid that the hearings are getting such high ratings. Which we all know is really all that guy cares about. Which never fails to sound pathetic when he brings it up. Why do they want to follow this guy again?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +20

      A mix of stupidity and insanity and the simple fact that they refuse to admit their guy is wrong.

    • @jakejonas7366
      @jakejonas7366 Před 2 lety

      I personally enjoy seeing Eric and especially Don Jr getting pissy and flustered. They’re both the epitome of everything wrong with America: nepotism at the highest levels, politicians and elites being too high up on the food chain to press charges against, one of the most blatant forms of white privilege that I’ve ever seen, Trump transferring enormous amounts of wealth to his sons to dodge paying taxes thanks to the rich lobbying politicians and passing laws slashing wealth and transfer of wealth taxes, death taxes and inheritance taxes etc. These two trump kids and his trashbag daughter robbed this country of every cent they could steal and did it all breaking the law while nobody said ot did anything to stop it. So as far as I’m concerned seeing the trumps miserable and angry, sad and depressed is a present to America and we should enjoy it while we can because these fucks are surely to try to take back power again in 2024.

    • @davidgray8089
      @davidgray8089 Před 2 lety +6

      Yup, trump will be enraged by the good ratings.

    • @sinnahn
      @sinnahn Před 2 lety +1

      High ratings?? Lol

    • @ChA0s_AgeNt
      @ChA0s_AgeNt Před 2 lety +11

      @@couragekarnga8735
      That, plus loads of hate for anyone not them. Can't forget that.

  • @coreenkindred
    @coreenkindred Před 2 lety +409

    Omg!! I don’t know what I would do without Colbert making me laugh! Thank you from the bottom of my heart

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +13

      Thank God for comic relief!

    • @judychandler8485
      @judychandler8485 Před 2 lety +10

      I love Stephen Colbert..He doesn't know it, but his gift of comedy has sure helped me maintain my sanity throughout these BatShtCrazy times..He's so much fun 😄 🤣

    • @zachaddington5264
      @zachaddington5264 Před 2 lety

      Trump has erectile dysfunction

    • @splace51
      @splace51 Před 2 lety +8

      it's pretty bad when you have to rely on COMEDIANS for THE TRUTH!!!!

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 2 lety +3

      Gop: 'Wait, you think THAT's the worst we can do? '

  • @VG-of5yk
    @VG-of5yk Před 2 lety +1

    All these republican congressman & senators who aided & abetted a coup need 2 b held accountable & should go 2 jail.
    Love Stephen Colbert & how he brings the news home with laughter.

  • @janetstonerook4552
    @janetstonerook4552 Před 2 lety +2

    I spit out my coffee laughing at the imaginary umbrella blowing him away.

  • @doloresbuddell-teubner6506
    @doloresbuddell-teubner6506 Před 2 lety +19

    I’ve never heard a more accurate description of McCarthy - school hamster who has had enough.

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 Před 2 lety +139

    🤣🤣🤣That bit with the "umbrella" had me laughing right off the couch! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwinacross3452
    @edwinacross3452 Před rokem

    The monologue makes it worth living through one more day.. So good, Stephen Cobert, so very good.

  • @rosarionorton2228
    @rosarionorton2228 Před rokem +1

    Stephen Colbert ,you're awesome, you're the best
    Thanks for telling about Johnson faking.

  • @SocksAndPuppets
    @SocksAndPuppets Před 2 lety +1097

    With Republicans we have to start reversing the rule. Never attribute to stupidity what you could attribute to malice.

    • @ajuntapall6193
      @ajuntapall6193 Před 2 lety +72

      Never only attribute to stupidity what you could attribute to stupidity and malice together?

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, that's a tough one. On the one hand, they ARE evil. But, they are also really, really dumb. I mean...The Boebert?! Marjie? Louie Gohmert? Those are some really stupid A-holes.

    • @NicolaiParsons
      @NicolaiParsons Před 2 lety +33

      Yup, it's really tough when they're both.

    • @relagro
      @relagro Před 2 lety +46

      Malicious stupidity.

    • @ChA0s_AgeNt
      @ChA0s_AgeNt Před 2 lety +14

      @@ajuntapall6193
      True; why not both?

  • @christybirling3299
    @christybirling3299 Před 2 lety +28

    Ron Johnson is a stain on my wonderful state of Wisconsin.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Před 2 lety

      We kept rooting for you, especially during the Snotty Walker days. Never give up!

  • @LoPhatKao
    @LoPhatKao Před 2 lety +1

    Back when they boycotted the committee, I said their pettiness would come back to haunt them
    👻 Lol

  • @nancybeal7209
    @nancybeal7209 Před 2 lety +2

    Love you Stephen! You say it with more truth than any government official !

  • @bigem2166
    @bigem2166 Před 2 lety +127

    I love this man. I love how much he despises #Fascist45. I hope America comes out in massive numbers this fall.
    Every single one of your elections has major repercussions. Not just ever four years folks. EVERY TWO

    • @lindacarpenter4337
      @lindacarpenter4337 Před 2 lety +9

      Absolutely, I'm glad there is someone with enuff intelligence and cahonas to say it like it is

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 Před 2 lety +8

      Major applause for your words! We are in this mess now only because voting isn't what The People have been doing with any dedication at all for decades!
      Rethuglicon party leaders knew back in the 80s, low voter turnout meant wins for them! So now, this is the scary mess we are in now.
      I don't know what to think of young Americans. They would attend Bernie's rallies in good numbers, but wouldn't turn out to vote for him.
      What in hell is it going to take for Americans to wise the hell up & do whatever they can to save our struggling democracy now?!
      All we ever had to do was just VOTE blue tsunami 2022!!
      Our last chance.

    • @kimmywatts5459
      @kimmywatts5459 Před 2 lety +12

      Vote in your local elections too! That's where it starts 🇺🇸🌊

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos Před 2 lety +6

      Not even every two. Most places have elections every year (sometimes more than that).
      Local elections don't always happen at the same time as federal elections and often impact you more than the federal. Your governor, school board, city council, mayor, sheriff, local ballot props, etc. Make sure to vote for those too, even if it's an off year!
      As a family friend once said: "if you didn't vote in the election and you could have, you don't get to complain about the result."

    • @kilgore7778
      @kilgore7778 Před 2 lety

      Don't worry, there will be, but if you seriously think they are going to vote for more of the disgusting bs we've endured under Brandon. You are sadly mistaken sir.

  • @anneheart4679
    @anneheart4679 Před 2 lety +32

    Thank You God for Stephen Colbert 🥰

    • @peteyn.y.7960
      @peteyn.y.7960 Před 2 lety

      Why? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @anneheart4679
      @anneheart4679 Před 2 lety +5

      @@peteyn.y.7960 he's funny AF and worthy of being canonized 😃

  • @captaind6178
    @captaind6178 Před 2 lety +1

    You, sir, are a treasure. Am I repeating myself???

  • @loreneRa
    @loreneRa Před 2 lety

    Can't wait for tonight's (June 23, 2022) opening monologue. Today's J6 Hearing #5 was wrenchingly sad... the relentless pressure on the DOJ from Trump. Brought tears to my eyes. I NEED TO LAUGH. PLEASE STEPHEN, put today;s Hearings into a perspective that can be digested.

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Před 2 lety +233

    Trump dances exactly like those car yard air puppets....

    • @ZeddtheVHSotaku
      @ZeddtheVHSotaku Před 2 lety +18

      WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Před 2 lety +18

      Lol, dunno about that. I feel the noodles selling used cars have better moves. It's a good thing they don't have feet, or 5 would start a boy band.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Před 2 lety

      How's Joey doing on the bike?

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BishopWalters12 Much better than fatty on a ramp 👍 LMAO
      PS: Did you know Drumpf was the most obese President in over 100yrs ?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před 2 lety +14

      @@BishopWalters12 Pay attention, we're talking about treason.

  • @rianonandiwardhana3141
    @rianonandiwardhana3141 Před 2 lety +38

    I love it when Stephen describing a photo/picture of someone in the most hilarious way 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PTPavlos
    @PTPavlos Před rokem

    Hilarious 🤣 The bit on Johnson had me in tears. Classic Colbert.

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Před 2 lety +2

    That documentary footage could be a veritable goldmine of information & insight into the rationale & behaviours. God I hope it can convince some people

  • @blueberry-ri7eb
    @blueberry-ri7eb Před 2 lety +229

    Let's see if Johnson is prosecuted. Taking bets.

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 Před 2 lety +6

      But the aide did that completely independently!! /s

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +32

      I'll bet my life savings none of these fools will face actual consequences. Sad but probable.

    • @jakejonas7366
      @jakejonas7366 Před 2 lety

      Nobody’s being prosecuted and that’s the ultimate tragedy, American politicians proving yet again that the rich and elite have a separate justice system than regular people. On top of that there’s a separate justice system for whites and non whites and the entire idea of any of it being acceptable is disgusting. We’re living in a real life Oligarchy and it’s just getting worse and worse.

    • @carolinepandalove7214
      @carolinepandalove7214 Před 2 lety

      Lock him up!! Johnson is corrupt af!

    • @clarafedde8674
      @clarafedde8674 Před 2 lety

      Stephen claim Johnson is the dumbest. Did he forget Cruz...Kennedy....Graham??? Full list on the gop side...2 on the Democrats, but it's not that bad.

  • @greenbrain8725
    @greenbrain8725 Před 2 lety +470

    The Trump presidency started with “alternate facts” and ended with “alternative electors”. Such a joke.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +7

      Yes, but who's laughing?

    • @cindypomerleau950
      @cindypomerleau950 Před 2 lety +16

      Not when the joke is on America.

    • @sinnahn
      @sinnahn Před 2 lety

      It started in July 2015 when John Brennan wrote a note that said Hillary approved the plan to vilify Trump with Russian collusion story.

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 2 lety +7

      A dangerous Joke because people are stupid!

    • @Helvetica_Scenario
      @Helvetica_Scenario Před 2 lety

      The entire presidency was nothing but lies and actively trying to combat reality with them. It was never going to end any other way. When he started freaking out over the crowd size of his inauguration and forced his press secretary to combatively scream the flat out lie at reporters that it was the largest crowd ever, I knew we were in danger.

  • @captaind6178
    @captaind6178 Před 2 lety

    Ron Johnson, and what it looks like when a ghost dies. THAT excellent writing knocked my socks off.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 2 lety +1

    That tie is gorgeous. Chesebro?! I literally spat out my wine 🤣

  • @glennamiles3566
    @glennamiles3566 Před 2 lety +79

    I bet Ron Johnson can 'see Russia from his house'.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Před 2 lety

      Genuinely curious what you could mean by that?

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 Před 2 lety

      @@00SmileTime00 Female - Alaska - Govenor - stupid

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +60

    So you're telling me everybody in P.P. Barnum's White House failed to notice the person, woman, man, camera, and TV there? If only there was some kind of a test to help them with that.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety +1

    Colbert continues to reign as Late Night King of tv Comedy...

  • @navarro3402
    @navarro3402 Před 2 lety +1

    Delivery boy or not Ron Johnson knew damned well what was in the envelope. There's no doubt that he knew. #GTHEFOHEREWITHATBLLSHT

  • @lorinelson7523
    @lorinelson7523 Před 2 lety +73

    It does my heart good to see Trump turn on McCarthy. Remember when McCarthy flew down to Maralago right after January 6th to kiss Trump's butt?
    A special brand of karma that can only be delivered by Trump to someone who thought they were too smart or too special to Trump to be thrown under the bus by him.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 lety +2

      Trump tossing folks under the bus is the newest Olympic sport

    • @joeyager8479
      @joeyager8479 Před 2 lety

      Look at what he said about Pence. 100% loyalty to him is what he demands. Anything that is said that changes that, then it's "I really don't know the guy, I might have heard of him. I'm a famous man, I meet a lot of people...."

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris Před 2 lety +2

      I'll never understand why *any* of them think he won't do exactly that

    • @xelasomar4614
      @xelasomar4614 Před 2 lety +2

      Bet you that even after this, he will still go and kneel and grovel before trump. This is who the Republican party is now. Most of the people who speak out against trump, only because under oath, still say they will vote for him. The Republican party is literally sick.

    • @junemiller4232
      @junemiller4232 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mariegarside8830 no, it's not new at all, Trump has been throwing people under the bus his whole life, even his family when necessary. The only one he never did it to was his father

  • @endthehate
    @endthehate Před 2 lety +127

    that’s some funny shit!!!!!
    Stephen always knocking it outta the park!!!!!!

  • @hartshut
    @hartshut Před 2 lety +1

    Not pulling any punches. I love it.

  • @alycekollmer1056
    @alycekollmer1056 Před 2 lety

    My guy! And I love Evie!! Too funny. You, and Jimmy Kimmel are at the top of list including Jon Steward! What a ground breaker! Glad his humor is still applicable! Timeless.

  • @lylemoultrie5498
    @lylemoultrie5498 Před 2 lety +24

    Mark Twain Prize is coming for you next! bravo! and thank you thank you thank you!!!...for giving the gift of high-end-sweet humor during the most insane period in US history!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +4

      God help the poor historians who have to document this period.

  • @Mybestfriendlivesinboston
    @Mybestfriendlivesinboston Před 2 lety +53

    Holy cow that umbrella bit 🤣😂

    • @jamestierney2531
      @jamestierney2531 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, Jenny. It’s hilarious. Did you notice that at the end of that part of the skit, he says, “Help me, Mary Poppins. Help me!”? Stephen is a comedic master. Good wishes to you. JT

    • @FirewindII
      @FirewindII Před 2 lety +1

      Hope to see more of it.

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 Před rokem

    Can’t wait for all the tapes to come out of these criminals. Lock them all up.

  • @dianewhalen5005
    @dianewhalen5005 Před rokem

    You can always hear the guy behind the camera laughing .How endearing👍

  • @talk3194
    @talk3194 Před 2 lety +14

    A Green Bay Sweep turning into a CRIME by a Cheese [bro] and a Johnson would of course happen in Wisconsin!!
    🌭🧀 😂😂😂😂🧀🌭

  • @strawbrryfld1
    @strawbrryfld1 Před 2 lety +24

    Stephen I've fallen from my bike as well because of those same pedal cages ! Thank GOD the MANGO MEATHEAD of Mar a Largo will NEVER assault our eyes with his lump a bump on a bike seat !🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @starlight7159
    @starlight7159 Před 2 lety +1

    Spot on Colbert where I get real news!

  • @brianniegemann4788
    @brianniegemann4788 Před 2 lety +3

    "Person, woman, man, camera, tv". The 5 easiest words he could think of, and undoubtedly NOT the words on the actual cognitive test (if indeed he ever really took one). And it still took him too long to get them out.

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon Před 2 lety +16

    Ron " The Bagman " Johnson makes his move!