Bao Takes the Kink Test
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Interesting that the most tame thing about Bao is she's monogamous and anti-piss
Reminds me of Kirsche. Will happily talk about the most depraved shit, but she wants to marry a himbo and be constantly fat with his children. Strange women.
Kinda based ngl
She is in fact surprisingly normal. Primal, petplay and bondage is a little on the spicy side for normies, but even they would just call it kinky rather than outright disgusting.
yet was 100% for 'want multiple partners" a paradox.
@mbnmac1 Yeah I guess she meant threesomes and such, but she's not into poly relationships or swinger relationships
"I'm a switch if you bring it out of me"
Things said by bottoms
Bao: "I'M A SWITCH I SWEAR!"
Kink Test: "No, I think you're not."
@@falsnamae3511i got 100% switch, I believe that that may be more convincing
that was not funny
@@Antylics this comment isn't needed
@@falsnamae3511considering primal (pray) and pet are at 100% (submissive being 97.5)
RIP The Kink Test. Traumatised beyond all hope and reason.
The test didn't deserve this
The Kink Test: "You get used to it."
Wait what happened to the real kink test?
Any alternatives?
yeah, all it wanted to do was getting bao to try getting pee'd on. the tragedy
Bao: "I'd like to have 'the deed' with more than one person at the same time"
Also Bao: "I'M NOT SHARING DAMNIT! STOP ASKING!"
more then 1 person at a time means yuzu/numi
the not sharing is stranger related so. she is a loyal yandere and is protective of her friends/partners
Very fitting that she made the "there are two wolves inside of me" joke. Accidental double meaning.
@@muaddib4378copium
SO SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE HER PARTNER WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE BUT SHE WANT TO SHARE HER BODY WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE.
So I feel like her biggest fear is the TF2 Sniper.
LMAOO
Professionals have standards
Least we now have confirmation bao is 97.7% a bottom
97.5% sub
60% switch
38% dom
Depending on whether you mean taker or passive when you say bottom, that's either guaranteed given she's a girl or highly likely given the amount of pillow princess clips of hers.
@@Speed001 huh, 97.5% sub, 98% not sub
@tacticallemon7518 195.5% sex
@@tacticallemon7518 yes, says it in the video
When Bao says, "contain that dog in me."
Me: "This is a metafore, right?"
right?
Not if her Blaidd fantasies are anything to go by.
Metaphor*
that is what the knot is for
@@NeonDripKitty I hate that I understand what this means
Bao: There are two wolves inside me
also Bao: DON"T COME NEAR ME OR MY MAN
where fantasy meets reality
She did have an occasional problem with not understanding the question.
@@OriginalPiMan This is a pretty common opinion actually. Her's I mean. I"ve had multiple gf's and g fs admit they want to be DP'd. It's similar to guys thinking about twins, it's just in the back of their heads waiting to be thought.
is one of them blaidd
@@BouncingTribblesyeah, most people have fantasies they love, but where in reality other factors would make it completely not okay for them. A threesome is probably just in that area for her.
@@BouncingTribblesAgreed, the fantasy of being overwhelmed by two people is cool but realistically wouldn’t apply to a normal and healthy relationship for most people. This is why fantasies exist.
The test: Sharing is caring
Bao: NUH UH
Bao: Idc
Lmao
Baos defense in furry court:
Then at the start she's like as long as it's mine only it's ok XD
Underrated moment: Bao pretending she knows the words to Lacrimosa
Bao: **says some of the most atrocious things in existence and wants to have a foursome with fictional characters**
Also Bao: **being THE MOST AGGRESSIVE AND POSSESSIVE TRADWIFE ever**
not really mutually exclusive ngl
@@rudytheduck4776 Yes they are for those who aren't mentally ill
As hilarious as that is, it's actually NOT contradictory. You can have many absurd sexual adventures, then LATER settle down and become a more traditional spouse. If I had to guess that's the route Bao will take, but I can only guess from what I know, which is a lot because she's VERY vocal about her desires 💀
@@Afrochilla I know, it's just something of a hypocrisy in my eyes to be so vocal about your desire to have multiple sexual partners at a time then go on to assert that HER fiancé should only have any kind of relations with her and none other.
@@kindatimI see it more as when im single i could do whatever but when im actually in a relationsproblem (godamnit autocorrect i write relationship) then she/you/me wants both to be monogamous.
Thats my 2 öre at least
My brain cant comprehend how this twisted amalgamation of an imagined human has such an irritating but also endearing laugh.
I will not share and you can not piss on me either. -2024
Bao's dominant side is kind of like a White Hole.
Its existence is purely theoretical.
As for her submissive nature... Yeah that's off the charts.
Wait
DONT TELL ME
WHITE HOLES ARE ONLY THEORIZED??!
I'm 100% sure this is girls dad is Glenn Quagmire. You cannot change my mind.
I don't blame Bao for getting angry that test kept asked the same questions just worded differently
Huh, so Bao *does* have some limits. Who would have thought?
her loud laugh is my reason shes now my number one favorite v-tuber i absolutely love that laugh
13:22 "You don't have to shout" Dumblebao said calmly
Is anyone surprised by the results? I mean really. This is our wonderful down bad, pillow princess, Bao!
I took this test at the start of the pandemic. I remember doing it twice. The results alter drastically if you change answers from 0% to 10%, and from 100% to 80%.
The Mrs Ladybug joke had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
"Guys I can be a switch!!!!"
Bao lied as easily as she breathes
Keep in mind I don’t watch her. I strongly believe this test is useless on her. Bro is ‘down bad’ in the flesh. She is THAT person that you cannot take anywhere. Bao’s future husband if ur watching…Godspeed soldier…Godspeed 🫡
Baos doctor be like: Ma’am, I’m sorry but I diagnose you with the down bad. It’s incurable, I’m sorry
This was a fun video. Not terribly surprised by the answers. Appreciate how open Bao is. Legit why she's my favorite!
Surprisingly much more vanilla answers than I expected from Bao
I love her explosive laughter.
I swear I saw someone in chat say “50 and 10” during the age gap question
That is indeed a age gap.
Bao: I’m a switch I swear
Me: cottontail would say otherwise
I get her getting upset at the quizz tbh. Even if it was just for show. They ask you the same questions like 20 times over just to make it longer to see if you'll answer them differently each time. But its kinda stupid
i feel like every stream, bao just gets put on more and more watchlists 😭
after Baolifornia Girls and that model, i don't think she needs to even bother taking the test
Bao:YOU CANNOT PEE ON ME!!
Also Bao: I let a guy pee on me before.
Psh, women ☕
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!
When?
sauce?
Maybe that's why, she knows from experience.
"ill draw the cool S"
ugh
"in hickeys"
oh my god~
"I don't share"
Her 30 seconds before: "I have 2 holes..."
Hypocriiiite 💀
Nobody is claiming that Bao is morally consistent. or sane.
That's not hypocritical, they are sharing her, she isn't sharing anything. Lol
She wants to _be shared,_ not _to share._
@@casteanpreswyn7528 she can have sex with two man but her partner can't have sex with two women
It’s always the ones who wants to be shared who doesn’t want to share
after watching this , I am certain Bao is the perfect woman
I love it when Bao starts growling. It always gets a laugh out of me and I can never take her seriously.
Ppl out here complaining about Bao being ok with the idea of a threesome but not like open relationships. Hey geniuses, there is a HUGE difference between being attracted physically, and being in a committed relationship. Her liking the idea of a threesome tells me that she’s ok with multiple partners if all that’s happening is sex ( fuck buddies). She’s not ok with sharing someone she’s in a committed relationship with. It’s really not that difficult a concept to grasp honestly.
Also this “kink” test, has only heard of polygamy and human urinals and nothing else.
The more I watch bao
The more confused I get
Really? For me it's the opposite.
Because she seems rather normal except for her ginormous petplay and being submissive kink
The rage response to two questions in a row at 9:55 might be the funniest part.
Rope bunny LMAO
23:08
97.5% sub
60% switch
38% dom
Despite what it says, i'd say 80% vanilla
That fucking guy with the Ladybug insult
I cant lmao
“The goon cave is getting crusty……” 😂😂😂😂😂
Okay... Based on her meltdowns in this she is clearly not into polygamy...
Don't have to roast us that way Bao...
yk all jokes aside can i just mention the amount of WIFEY material bao is like gah damn helping with finances, no sharing, destroying compatition like bro bao hmu i need a wife 😂
>Click on the clip
"Guys, before we start, what does my true self on the inside look like?"
>Obese
This test feels like it was written by an old man who gets off to the idea of women answering these questions
Bro, every time I see one of your videos I have to put in earphones so my parents don’t judge me.
This is not a clip. This is a whole ass video.
Bao did the P. Diddy questionnaire
ARBYS SANDWICH LMAO
Just when I thought I couldn't be more obsessed with Bao ❤
I mean... We should have expected this from her, tbh
22:47 funniest part of the video
Inside you are two wolves: both of them are blaidd. You want blaidd inside of you.
“Arby’s sandwich”
- Bao’s chat 2024
Nothing could have prepared me for that model
Dawg I’m cooked, she’s so perfect
Well by God, she may be very possessive, but she'd be LOYAL!
Do you enjoy dressing up as a pet for your partner - literally dress up as cool Whale everyday for chat and is loved for it
I feel like she would play housewife until the end of dinner then walk into the other room and return with a coin, rope, and maybe one of those spinning game show wheels on Friday nights.
Why Switzerland? I feel called out, I live there
I’ve never seen or heard of this test before. This was hilarious!!!
I looked at chat for 1 sec "Prayge god save us"
Her laugh is obnoxious but in its own cute way 😮💨
The 24/7 goon cave killed me 😂
This is seriously gold 🤣
0:56 Nah, she in her Caesoh ark 💀
Bao thinking of knots in her stomach. How rare
13:39. She said wife, bao is getting to much into the future when she doesn't even have a boyfriend, chat we're losing her call 911
2:35 Lacrimosa if anyone wanted to know
bruh, im dying and im only 3 seconds in,
she really committed becoming baoberry jfc xD
Tbf, tardigrades are awesome and should be thought about most days.
4:55 ahh yes the sneako chair classic
I haven't seen her in a while and watching this clip first time definitely surprised me of her appearance.
where else is the hotel chair gunna face? The wall?
basically. she likes Domination. either given or Received... but is more inclined to Receiving... seems clears to me
omigosh the angelic choir XD
Well thats about right. 69% vanilla for me on a conservative day.
"Are you curious about kinky sex?"
She lied as easily as she breathed.
Woah yandere bao 😏🤌🏻
Why do I enjoy the sound of her yelling so much?
7:20 that was the "old lecher" laugh. Trademarked by Master Roshi and the Wise Old Masters Association
Holy shit you gotta have a warning for the god damn Bao-berry.
Curioisly... Wholesome. More or less.
Having not even watched yet, I can safely say Bao’s got more kinks then a garden hose.
True Enlightenment right here
Bao freaking out at 10:00 rewinds me to 2:42
5:30 THE NUMI SHADE BYEEEE
Bao's Wet Nightmare:
Ghost: "ties her with restraining cables"
Bao: Aww yiss!! Daddy! yer gonna spank me with that police baton aren't ya!, yeah hit me wi- Wait..
Ghost: "takes pants off, and starts pissing"
Bao: NO! NOOOO!!!!!
bao is a goblin
Bao is the nintendo switch
Bao: And then she looked at me and I looked and her and we both start fking-
Me: HUH
Bao: laughing
Me: oh
Her laugh sounds so forced, like she’s being held at gunpoint or something
I need this link for research purposes
0:03 my first thought was clogged arteries
No surprises here lmao
13:30 i need me a bao