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She just casually walks on the edge between hilarious and concerning.
gotta admire her passion lmao
Edge? She already fell off the cliff
Well, she has been edging since a week ago
if there was a cliff shes sprinting off of it
More like between concerning and sad
Only 11 minutes? Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete....
This is all from like 2 months
@@asian_dragon1566
That's still WAY too low.
If it was everything, this video would be longer than a stream VOD.
Someone has deleted files from the archives. How embarrassing
@@KelbPanthera longer than the longest video 💀💀
She gives fanfic writers and rule 34 artists enough ammo to conquer the world.
and then complains about there not being enough r34 posted about her lol
@@dead-claudia BECAUSE THERE ISNT
YOU CANT TOP THAT MAN@@dead-claudia
Especially with the audio she gives out for free, holy moly
You know what’s funny? Bao’s model is undoubtedly the most modest and innocent looking out of all her peers, whose models can get pretty lewd, yet she is quite possibly the most nymphomaniac vtuber I think anyone will ever see.
😂 It's true. She has like, no cleavage and the happiest cupcake face, she's friends with the most lewd girls, yet they're constantly intimidated by how lewd she really is
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING
You say this like you're demonstrating an irony.
Horny doesn't equal lewd. Lewd things feed horny, but you don't need to be horny to be lewd and being lewd doesn't mean you're horny. The reason Numi is a virgin, despite the fact that she could absolutely pull anyone if she tried, is that she doesn't feel fully comfortable with anyone to push across that line.
Similarly, Bao's model being modest has nothing to do with her sexuality. She doesn't portray herself as a lewd person, she portrays herself as a horny person. She's open to talking about the things she likes, but you'll never really see her pushing the boundary on doing things - the jokes she makes are always within the limits of consent and with people she's close to. inb4 someone says something stupid about sharing nudes with other vtubers - it's always sharing with other women, which is actually a pretty common thing to do. I won't say all women share nudes of themselves with their friends, but it's super common for women to share pics of themselves in their underwear or just their breasts; I don't know why that's a thing, but I know it's rarely sexual, even when they're making sexualized comments about it.
There is nothing ironic about any of this, and if you believe there is, you fundamentally don't understand irony.
She even often surpasses Mel, the actual lewdtuber. Bao be wildin
@@deusdamnitHe never uses the word "irony" once. You're fucking unhinged.
To quote TheRussianBadger's AI clone, you could not get this info out of me with a Glock and a jug of gasoline.
Based
Skulker is a fucking genius
"Opps thought I was lacking, so I drilled a hole in a watermelon and stuck my-" [DEMONETIZED]
"I'm gonna level with you guys"
please...
don't....
her deranged laughs are killing me, somebody save this poor girl good god.
She constantly sounds like she's thinking "omg I should not of said that!"
out here literally saying *_"HAA! HAA! HAA! HAAA!"_*
Batman could not get this info out of me.
Bao always manages to put words together into sentences with the english language in a way that is beyond my fucking mortal imaginings
Those moments when you don't know if she lost a bet and has to read a copypasta or if it's actually her
Could be both or a combination of intentionally doing it and giving more info
"my record is 13 times a day"
MY SISTER IN CHRIST, *WHAT*
That has got to be exhausting. How the hell does she have time for anything else 🤣
@@FutureAIDev2015 honestly I have no idea what the fuck they put in her Wheaties every morning but it must be some wild shit
@@RiksGamingChannel How can we be certain she's not secretly a male Vulcan going through Ponn Farr? 😂
Women are built different.
You could get Sherlock Holmes, Christian Bale's Batman, Detective Conan, Phoenix Wright & the Scooby Doo gang to figure out how I can be able to watch Bao and enjoy her content, *but the answers would still be a total mystery.*
Honestly, all i can speculate on that is seeing Bao open herself up so unashamedly makes me be genuinely impressed by her courage of doing so, in turn making such abyssmal thoughts peak content my mind can digest. 😂😅
i would say its the difference between this bao, the amazing singer bao and the toxic cringe bao
Tbh, I just find her relatable in terms of her down badness.
It reassures me to see that a woman can be a pervert as well in real time.
Plus, her appreciation for badass men makes me feel happy somehow.
What about Colombo?
She saying 13 times a day made me stop in the middle of the house, look down on my phone... And just stand there for like 2 minutes without even moving a muscle.
Bro what the... What is this woman made of!?
Yh don't look up the world record for guys and don't try to best it.
THE PAIIIINNNNN
@@mallardofmodernia8092 I mean, the guy died doing it...
will note something: women don't have a refractory period at all. as soon as they climax, they're pretty much immediately ready for more.
(also: men only have refractory periods with penile orgasms. anal and prostate orgasms don't trigger it either.)
That made me just think of dear fod the poor guy/girl who ends up with her will literally be that fucking meme where the partner is shriveled up like a fucking raisin LMAO
Last girl I was with did that but that's rare.. She probably had to buy a new couch cause it was soaked. . Ones I like can last for hours but usually they don't blast that many times. Not uncommon females can at least take it for hours. It's men who have the problem usually. So the tv says an some girls are lames so they don't seem to like it a lot either but fortunate I only Met one or two of those baggage girls
Lessons ive learned today.
Develop British accent
Get super ripped
Learn to ride horseback
Marry Bao
"Oh this Vtuber looks cute, I wonder what they are like"
...
"Oh dear god"
"Horniest Vtuber" is one of the most concerning titles, not gonna lie.
the first clip had my jaw dropping in horror the entire time
The level of parasociality between Bao and her audience is palpable. Y’all need help and she needs to go to melody for help XD
even mel thinks she's beyond help lol
@@dead-claudiaif mel thinks you're beyond help its probably true
I wasn't ready... physically, mentally, or emotionally... this video was wild...
"something just snapped, something inside of me. I didnt care anymore" are the vibes this is giving me xD
it honestly comforts me seeing this because i'm the EXACT same and i've always kinda felt ashamed being this way as a lady. like she's so damn open about it I FEEL SAFE HERE. HORNY GIRLS UNITE
Ok but like I’m concerned about Bao’s well being
@@snugglyhedgehog Bao can handle herself. She's proven time and time again that she doesn't take shit from anyone. I think she'll be fine.
It sucks.
Guys can be horny all they want but as soon as girls do it, they're shamed for it, despite it being normal for both
It is honestly so refreshing to see women be allowed to act this way and be themselves!
I feel like I need to scrub myself with a brillo pad after watching this.
This is my oshi… where did I go wrong.
Probably using that lame as term and watching vtubers for hours instead of going outside
@@junyaiwasesays the one with an anime pfp 💀
Fun Fact: The thing she was talking about with Boxers not nutting so they can save their testosterone - That is a thing Fighters do, but it doesn't work. There will not be enough testosterone to act as a performance enhancer in any way, and if they fully subscribe to the "Building Your Batch" thing and nut from a wet dream or something, Placebo can take hold and make them fight worse as they're busy worrying about it. While they WILL have more testosterone, it's just not enough to make a difference.
I hope you enjoying this PSA on Fighter's nutting habits :)
Suprised that it would have any real effect in itself. Testosteron production are effected by things like exercise and good regular sleep
To be honest, I like bao’s openness and ability to be a real person honestly. But I have never been more into her than right now. Men, we should fight on horse back again.
She should go to Europe, HEMA and all that shit, she’d love it more than she probably thinks and in all honesty I’ve been interested in it as well so…. Why the fuck not. Also Maybe someone at some point someone should mention HEMA, Full contact Jousting and a lot of other Combat Sports involving medieval weapons to her when she streams cuz that would be a blast to see. 🤣
Bao is otherworldly.
This is the first time I achieved post-nut clarity without nutting. I am just deeply concerned.
HAHAHAHA
Real
"it feels like I'm training for a boxing match that's NEVER GONNA FUCKING COME"
she's just like us bros fr fr
13 times a day...... i remember when I once went 4 times a day and got concern that I may not be normal. I still don't think I am, but I'm sure as shit that Bao is something even beyond "not normal"
women scare me
fish scare me
women fish scare me
fish women terrify me
Whales are mammals
@@Fabelaz boooo... -_-
@@Fabelaz mammals scare me
boo
of course we start the video with that clip ICANT
We found her, the goofy gooner 💀
While I don't have Bao's taste, I do understand her feelings. As I'm a gooner since I was like 5 years old, my hormones were off the charts as a teenager. Nowadays fictional stuff helps me balance the hormones so I can work as a normal being.
im sorry 5
How the fuck were you yoinking at 5 dawg
Excuse me...?
Well for all my comments I did the one that gets noticed is the one when I was blasted drunk at 4am, sorry guys...
AT 5????? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE WORD FUCK TILL I WAS LIKE 12
Cum cocoon is a Rick and Morty reference and to the old Dragon ShadowJacker ICANT 😂
She's so nonchalant about being a goon XD
i literally did not expect this from bao jfc, the amount of this womans degeneracy is 10 x of mine in my peak puberty
I was more surprised about the modern warfare stuff mixed into all of this with my initial shock of 13 time a day.
I feel like Bao fans are either the most down horrendous of coomers, the most content, comfortable people in a relationship, or just an average joe
Or relate to her or have interest in quirky people like her
Is Bao is nymphomaniac? I think so. Whoever her future boyfriend is gonna have tough time 😂😂
she is very clearly a nympho lol
Real
You do know that this could just be her Vtuber personality right?
@@aldoronquillo6128 In that second clip she went the extra mile make it clear that she was talking for real. After that I don't think any of her other horny behaviors are hard to believe
@@aldoronquillo6128nah the way her inflections are I refuse to believe any of this is a bit
bro wait until Bao finds out about Jujutsu kaisen, she is going to have A FEILD DAY with that one.
Its okay Bao. Some of us guys are still gooning
Thankful for the refractory period and the post-nut clarity
Bro
If she thinks now is bad wait until she reaches those premenopause years. From like 35 to 40 something that horniness will be even worst xD
I've only seen some clips of her... WTF NO ONE IS FORCING HER TO TALK, NEVER EXPECTED "GOONING" TO COME FROM HER MOUTH
So this is what’s happening to my cat when she’s in heat and just scream-meows for hours at a time
That laugh, that damned laugh...
The "Womp" at 5:56 killed me
Not gonna lie, the knight courting discussion got me thinking a lot.
Bao has Irys energy and mannerisms and even similar voice inflections. except she doesn't have to be seiso.
what is seiso?
not a lewdtuber, cute and proper.@@thahirshibu5042
@@thahirshibu5042 its sorta like having the characteristic of being wholesome... if someone is seiso they generally are pretty wholesome
3:08 Mine is 21. There was about a teaspoon of liquid left in my body and I was in physical pain for about 5 days after
are you a male or a woman?? cause 21 in a row its INSANE 😭💀
@@estrellanicolas7975 male. I was in a peculiar mood one Saturday morning and I just kept going after about 5 times I was curious to see how many times I could go in a day and it was down hill from there. I took breaks and was drinking a lot of liquid/eating those Gorilla load supplements my dad had hidden. After about 30 or so minutes of cooldown I was good to go for around 2-3 times. By noon I was at 10 times and I was barely putting out liquid by number 12, By 15-17 nothing was coming, lol, out and I was basically only getting the orgasm on its own. I finished by around 7pm when I physically couldn’t go further. I was careful so no burns or major damage to my junk, though I was severely dehydrated and had a huge headache plus my dick and arms (yes both) were absolutely sore/in pain though my forearms were only sore for a day.
That being said I wanna talk about number 9. I’ll never forget number 9 because holy shit that was the strongest orgasm I ever experienced in my life. I can’t even describe it properly, but it was like my all the skin on my body was lit on fire for like a second and at the same time someone just stabbed my spine/brain with a sharpened peppermint stick only without the pain. Every load after that was weaker and would vary in strength, though never as strong as the first time you come and not even close to the strength of number 9.
brotha this is not normal 😭😭😭😭😭
Huhhh are you a girl or a boy?? I'm concerned
I'm checking her about once or twice a year, and each year she's deeper and deeper into insanity…
I don’t think there is a male that could keep up with bao. I was pretty bad during puberty and my max was like 7 times in a day and the shortest gap between was 2 in 30min. Bao would kill us all.
Nah, I once had a very bad day of like 12 times. I felt like shit the next morning but it happens
Man I'm not as bad as I thought I was... damn bao.
What an intro
Well. As a youtube frog for Bao content i can see how this would be amusing to watch live. I am thoroughly amused.
you'd think this, but in reality it often becomes more concerning than amusing
and you just eventually get so numb to the degen horny moments that you just stop even thinking much of it in the moment
It is rather interesting that it is completely possible for someone to be horny off the charts just because the human body decided to not do its job of regulating itself.
It's also a bit concerning but at least it seems like there are methods of moderating it unlike some other conditions.
Bao gets worked up and it sounds like a whole buffet serving of mac and cheese in the room
truth be told, i'm nor even remotely surprised that bao wants to become a barrack bunny XD
Bro whoever meets this girl in the club and decides to slide in with her: you are in my prayers my brotha you can NOT satisfy this girl 😭
… I now miss the Suika arc go back
This is actually crazy I'm 34 secs in. I get days like that too but just to say it so bluntly is just wow. Bao, stay stellar.
Also, what's the song at 4:30.... anyone? lmao
9:00 Bao being adorable
10:47 Bao- I want you to court me in front of a crowd
Me- Challenge accepted
Also
Bao- Even while medicated, I can jeek off 13 times a day
Me- (silently) Teach us
Bao- I don't think it's appropriate to-
Me- TEAAAAAAACH USSSSSSSS!
So, you're telling me that with Bao, I get to wear a suit of armor AND she's into it?!
I was just searching some video to put on while i try to get sleep and youtube gave me this 😂
😂😂😂
I relate to bao too much tho with the unhinged and open minded energy
“Someone who can keep up with my footwork”
You heard it from the whale’s mouth, Bao likes to use her feet
WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT I JUST SAT DOWN
Watching vtubers teaches me new words like “edgemaxxing”
13 times in a day wow that's great to know bao we have matching records😅 I don't even want to mention gooning but now that I know what that means haha I know the feeling damn third time editing this comment I wish I could do 100 pushups my records like 53 I think I don't know
Shouldn’t this just be a compilation of every single one of her VODs?
Not the Yuzu dom futa, Bao sub erp 😂
Bao would be the one to sign up for the military then get disappointed when she found out boot camps are seperated by gender
This is why Bao scares me
Amazing video, really shows off your editing prowess and choice of content.
Looks like Bao is the woman of culture
Bao is a gooner? She’s part of the gooner squad! TheDooo would be proud
Thank you for this video 😩
only 10 minutes? casual
0:40 you won't be able to torture that information out of her because she already told you before you ask. I felt innocent when watching bao
Her troubles are relatable. It really affects your daily life
To be FILTHY and Frank
Thats my girl Bao
Classic
When doing the push ups, you gotta call her ojou-sama. "1, ojou-sama! 2, ojou-sama! 3, ojou-sama!"
to be filthy and frank i never thought bao would say that
She created a new meaning for “edge lord” 1:27
She's a sprayer, 100%
At about 4 minutes, i said "Damn shes still going, huh?
Wow... my first exposure to Bao or her content is this see doesn't need chat, she needs professional help
how can bao be hornier then an entire highschool
ah she reminds me of those girls back in high school, they would talk about stuff like this not giving an F for anyone who could hear them and I'm talking like 5 Bao's in a group. I could not believe they think about these things in school. my reaction would either be me holding back a smile or mainly just doing a smug face as if I knew what they are talking about. sometimes its just too much I had to wait for the bell to ring 😂
Edit: oh its called girl talk
bao taught me a new word
didn’t think that was possible
Deadass Bao is the only person who manages to actively SCARE me with her horniness
That bit about the 13 times a day is extremely bizarre to me
*Bao casually turning on her chat*
There are two wolves inside you. You are Bao.
the most seiso streamer
Not even batman getting this outta me
“Nerfed” 😂
I know way too much about my streamer and even relate harder to her... I am concerned
5:23
Me and my 100% volume speaker: 💀
Arkham Batman couldnt get me to admit to anything like this
Dear God... BAO lol
bro this is a vibe
Unhinged isnt even the word.
*lego Bruce Wayne gif*