Bowser Wants a Gun
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To be fair, if he had just ducked a little bit more, he would have survived.
Unless if that was a motion detection turrets. ^^"
RiseEvil
Well, they certainly didn't appear to be.
Also he still could have jumped over them. They took their sweet time to fire.
Xavier Paris So true indeed. But I guess Mario wasn't bright either that day. (He probably missed his coffee before going to work and so what he does best) xD
coffee? I thought he only needs to eat magic mushrooms lmao@@
Needed to be in Mario Maker.
1 out of every 1000 Mario games should have had Gatling guns instead of Bullet Bills.
But bill wouldn't have a job then
*every
Why haven't you hired these guys back yet?
Aleandy Lopez every?
that was epic...
All things considered, Bowser went pretty easy on Jerry
Well he still needs someone to build the guns into the airships..
hi, if you're looking for a bit more backstory behind this little uh, "thread" i'll give you a bit more insight.
i wrote the initial comment when i was around 9-10
waffle scripter was probably a troll account, didn't realize until 2022
the original comment was:
*Easy? Would you consider being shot 3 or 4 times “easy”?*
Xeno The Chicken Any other villain woulda boiled him alive for much less.
@@teakettlery Jerry indirectly killed all of his children because of faulty bullets
Well, if I were Jerry, if he shot me, when I would get done with the new guns, I would use them on BOWSER, And piss on his remains.
"Literally all of my children are DEAD, Jerry!" Seriously, though, major props to whoever voiced Bowser in this, because that was amazing
@@stinkymanfam1591 yup
Almost at 420 likes
They are silently agreeing
Never trust a Jerry
Easily my second favourite Bowser voice actor, right after everyone's sweetheart 'Brit Bowser' of course.
"Go to walmart, I don't care"
Kills Mario with a Vulcan mini canon
They must live in Texas.
yep
wait texas sell heavy weapons too?
XD
+Nogitsune so at 1:20 how are you suppose to avoid that:o using starman or something lol xd;o
I Think You Mean Detroit
Dorkly's Bowser is easily my favorite character. He's so non-chalantly evil.
Yes I would love to see a whole series about him.
+Rasheed Edwards me too
What about Dorkly's gandon?
+jekblom123 Dorkly's Bowser and Ganon are the best, I would love to see a crossover between the two of them.
jekblom123 true
bowser's va delivered the lines so well in this
Why is this comment barely get any likes or comments?
@@CZcamsr-xi6qo because this comment is 6 months ago but this video is 6 years old.
hii :D
"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY" best line
He really did jesus
Kevin the villain assistant must've given him some advice
Yes
@@BlackWolf-pk8tx Arthur never dies when it comes to P L O T A R M O R
True
Kevin hired a security team using some of the gold coins floating around.
Hi
ALL MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY
Man that went from 20 to 100 instantly
I think it went all the way from 0 to 100 the moment bowser pulled out an m9 and shot jerry in the knee.
1:17
@@spicylemon7475 Wasnt a Tokarev??
Unlike Jerry's guns.
Fucking killed me. XD
Wow.
Words can't describe how real that just got.
"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD, JERRY!!"
+mushroomdude123 yea now that I think about this... Bowser can give all of his turtle soldiers machine guns and make them a sniper;)
mushroomdude123 Oh god why did you shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!Yes! Thats exactly what you did!
mushroomdude123 Bowser jr is his only real son
mushroomdude123 666th like
I don't really consider them guns. They're more like cannons
Francesco Lombardi that kinda makes it worse. Ever see how fast a cannon ball can go?
@@ForestX77the armada has received SUFFICIENT GOV'T FUNDING
Bowser needs a nug, a ww04 nug.
toy cannons
Right, because **Bullet** Bill comes out of a cannon.
"LITTERLY ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JARRY!!!" Jeese that took a dark turn.
I think it took a dark turn when Bowser shot him after being buddy-buddy for 2 seconds, lol.
@@bigbluebuttonman1137 Yah but that didn't get all of my attention. Since I didn't expect him to say that.
TNTbomb 1oo but you expected bowser to pop a koopa in the kneecap?
Yah. Why would I be surprised. I knew he would be mad for something. This is the same channel where Yoshi made Mario eat a cactus after beating him, like the Rock. This is the same channel where Koopa's stuggled to survive and most died while mario broke down the tower they were in.
What Bowser meant by children = Koopalings.
Bowser has a good point indeed!
121 likes….you sir, are amazing
I think the Mushroom Kingdom has different laws of physics.
220 likes and only 4 comments? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.
They have to make a rom hack with that mechanic, if not already happened.
It's so already been done
@DiamondDude11 [PMD Piplup] america
@@defaultio2798 america.... America? You're a sensitive aesthete. brush the sauce onto the meat. (Sorry I started singing rent.... you reminded me of the subway song lol)
@@defaultio2798 Super American Bros.
And that how an Italian plumber went against Bowsam, into the most American adventure ever.
"Go to Walmart, I don't care"
*Comes back with bolt actions and lever actions*
And muzzle loaders.
That’s just causal walmart stuff
'Murica
Hey, at least you can’t jump over those
That would actually work better than a Gatling gun, since it still can’t be jumped over and it’s more accurate, plus mario goes invincible for a few seconds after taking damage so the Gatling gun bullets would just bounce off, wasting ammo. and the bolt actions would be preparing their next shot anyway so they’d never even notice
I love the sad, disappointed but determined expression of Bowser every time he has to do something he doesn't want but has to. Like jumping on that slow bullet or seriously hurting Jerry to make him see te consequences of messing up such an important job.
ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY!!
haha that was done so good
And he already sent the child support cheques!!!
then who was phone??
chicken anims aaa
Jerry's "shotty" work ha ha ...
Fortunately they get better.
Bowser's reaction to Game Theory
BOWSER is and asshole
yep
yeaaaaaaaaaaa
He must've watched that episode
I just came here from there
Bowser: Why are you building guns that shoot giant, slow bullets?
Jerry: Because Nintendo is a family-friendly company.
Thats true because had there been guns then the rating would have gone up to 13 and Up.
@Steven Lenz, also botw, xenoblade chronicles 2.
...
Aye fair eanogh
@Steven Lenz Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetle/Handaconda/Scissors/That One Yoshi Crafted World Level/Shroobs/Cutout Soldiers/N's Room Theme/DKC 1 and 3 game overs/SMB3 Final World/Shunned Guys/SA-X/Dead Hand/Re-Deads/Majora's Mask Moon/That one Yoshi's Story enemy with the creepy smile on his face/Nightmare (from Metroid not Kirby)/Star Dream : arent you forgetting something?
Fire emblem three houses is the darkest Nintendo game ever.
"Go to frickin' walmart, I don't care".... you a fortune teller in your day job?
OOF.
Gotta give Jerry that he got over becoming a cripple pretty fast.
It was probably just a few flesh wounds
+0IIIIII it,s just a scratch!!
Probably just walked it off.....
+0IIIIII really,just a flesh wound..
.lol
Gregory Moore
Better than being shell shocked
Dorklys videos are like drugs. You can't get enough of them.
Brandon Loving your a moron
Jess Cunningham *you're dont call people morons if you cant speak your native language
DAMN SON! you just got your ass handed to you on a plate
true shit dude
You may or may not need to go to your local doctor.
For his neutral special, Bowser has a
G U N.
You mean, Bowser weils a GUN?
And it’s his neutral special
Double akimbo collector intensifies
🎶 Bowser got a 🔫. Bowser got a 🔫. Whole world come undone. 🐢 on the run what made Bowser snap? Was he tired of 🐢 crap? they say when Bowser was ⛓ they found 🐢 with wounded 🦵. now that Bowser has a 🔫 the world ain't never going to be the sssssaaaammmmeee Bowser got a 🔫. Bowser got a 🔫. Whole world come undone Mario world is not real fun 🎶
0:38 10mph? That's closer to 10 miles per day.
What? I think your math is wrong. 10mphx24hr is 240 miles.
@@metriodprime7245 No, I'm saying the speed of that bullet is 10 miles per day. It's way slower than 10 miles per hour.
@@metriodprime7245 what? I think your humor is wrong. This was a joke and you took it seriously
@@TexanSilver ok...
@@metriodprime7245 Yeah. Learn how to funny, stoopid.
If you think about it, Bowser was pretty forgiving to that Koopa. Any other supervillain would have had that guy's life for getting his children killed, not just hurt him badly. Hell, any REAL criminal leaders would do that in a heartbeat.
When you look past all the bad, Bowser's a good guy.
Alkaios
That's ironic as fuck when you have Lilly as your profile pic.
Best Tastes I guess i'll never see how good he is myself.
Just to show that despite popular belief...
Bowser's a good dad.
And if you're wondering, Jerry is not a cripple now. It was just a flesh wound.
bullet bill actually moves at the speed a normal bullet does. mario just Max Payne's that shit
Ah, then that would explain why all the enemies move at a speed of one pixel per second.
...
...wait.
I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter Everyone Max Payne's that shit, except for the bullets.
>LOLZ
bullshit.
No, they don't. Check Game Theory on it. Those bullets are pretty damn slow.
0:21 "Fwomp no!". lmfao idk why that gets me.
Same
I hear Thwomp
Same
Same🍀
1:02 literally all of my children are DEAD JERRY!
Me: so they survive lava and not a foot.
On the bright side bowser, no more child support checks
thats a bad thing.
dragontamer1012 didn't you watch the bowser's day with the kids video?
+Seth Howell But... he already mailed the child support check
Seth Howell, I was thinking it but you said it...
Damn, that was dark.
1:11 "make regular guns. Go to freaking walmart, i dont care!" Lmao😂
You know you're in America when
freaking priceless
Yeah I was going to comment on the Walmart line too XD
As soon as u say this I saw it
What kind of Walmart sells those kind of guns?
Sure. A koopa can survive being shot three times but can't survive a plumber jumping on them? Right...
@SonyXBOX Nintendo but without the shell..
bowser shot him on legs if was chest or head he would die
He shot him on the legs, immobilizing him
Mario eats his spaggethi alright
Jerry could've bled to death eventually.
0:53 I love how he says this all irritated like he shouldn't be bleeding out half to death by this point...
"Heh heh heh... Now it's a time to get my story! I'm a gonna be the hero now!" -Luigi, 2014
And then Gatling George got him.
No, luigi is a to much a badass.
R.I.P. Luigi Mario
Tripped on a Projectile Pete (I hate game theory as much as the next guy, but i cracked up when i hear projectile pete)
they should TOTALLY add an expert mode to mario games where all bullet bill launchers are replaced with gatling guns that instakill mario no matter how many powerups
+MarioKart7z well there's one powerup can withsand those bullets? the star power up lol
Fire Dragon stars dont count as powerups
MarioKart7z really? didn't know that:o I guess either Mario uses a fireball or mabe a gun of his own:o
Fire Dragon well they kinda do because you can collect them and they give you an effect, but it doesn't count as a powerup because it's not permanent. The word you would use for a temporary powerup is "buff"
+MarioKart7z Then mario needs to collect mushroom coins to buy a bulletproof vest and a gun
Every time this pops up in my feed I watch this 😂
Bowser's got a gun, Koopa Is on the run.
🎶🎶🎶🎶
Bowser watched game theory, this was the result.
Thanks MatPat(?)
Qwert Oh boy a Game Theory hater. I love it when people stroll up and call him a retarded idiot just because he didnt talk about something or he got something wrong.
NeutralGuyDoubleZero
When one mistakes the drag coefficient for the kinetic friction coefficient, then uses the friction formula for drag, THEN follows up by using the thrust as the force transferred in a collision... and then doesn't have the good sense to have someone with an education look it over... Yeah, my respect for them would be very, VERY low.
His pompous attitude and refusal to admit he's wrong and change it doesn't help his case either.
Qwert Dude its just a game theory! Don't hate just because he gets some thing's wrong. Nobody is perfect we all have our flaws.
DivaT123
It's a theory based on a blatantly incorrect math and physics foundation. Being a "game theory" excuses analysis of hidden subplots from being potentially incorrect (EG, if his analysis on FNAF had turned out to be wrong, no biggie; it was actually decently done, for that matter), not calculations which have zero subjectivity.
And even then, a majority of my disdain comes from, as I mentioned, his refusal to admit that he was wrong and fix it, coupled with his attitude.
As a Bullet Bill, I approve of this.
Why, they just replaced you
@@Dinoman972 Now he can retire and take up tennis!
Even though I'm smart enough because I have no like five phds and signs that you just got replaced by a freaking Vulcan minigun you're a slow Canon so you couldn't even do your job right cuz if you can go hours earlier says Mario got past all of you so
Why would you approve of it? It stands to put you out of a job.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom Don't you think he would enjoy retirement more then getting stomped on by Mario each and every day?
Bowser doesn’t need a gun.......
*He can just Side B people to death.*
Rango Tango LMAO
*40% Neutral Special Intensifies*
For his Side B, Bowser wields Flabs.
Spoken like a true Bowser main!
0:48....
And since that day, the mushroom kingdom has been campaigning for gun laws to be in place
and being an honorable criminal, Bowser obeyed those laws.
Sebastian Lundh HAHAHA
By 'gun laws' you mean subsidies for the toad people to produce their own firearms so the Koopas don't steamroll them and rule them forever.
Bowser is king of Koopa Kingdom. He doesn't have to obey Mushroom Kingdom laws anyways
I would just like to say that world 8-tank kicked my butt more times than I'm willing to admit, due to those FUCKING SLOW AS FUCK BULLETS.
+Jordan Stiltner
That's for wussies.
+įrøçk2mūçh like you
+įrøçk2mūçh stfu
Now imagine them being normal, regular gun bullets.
0:01 u can see bowser is mad already
"For his neutral special, he wields a gun"
Neutral*
Kinda like fox
This...should be in Mario maker.
yup...
About that...
If you can't beat your own level, you can't upload it on MM or MM2. but still a cool funny idea.
Some humans just want to see the world burn
So tru
i guess the fact of slow bullets really "triggered" bowser
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH comedy
i dislike...i already have enough BLOODY PUNS!!
I hope Jerry reads some books, but all he got was magazines.
Welp its good you took a "shot" at being a commedian
Let's hope we have the Right Caliber of humor with us
I love the death music at the end
"Just go to Wal-Mart, I don't care."
Well, that aged poorly.
Hey can you get me while you're there?
Jerry: But I can't they closed down because a the coro-
Browser: Than go to another Wal-Mart. I REALLY DON'T CARE!!!!
I just tought. How violent is Super Mario Bros. Mario kills his enemies. Everyone wants to kill Mario.
@@TNTz1ooChannel Do you mean corona virus?
@@marcojonathan4735 Yep.
In my opinion, this is probably one of the funniest Dorkly videos!
Holy shit, The Gatling was super effective !
Mario fainted
Bowser got 7947573988474746564667585858XP
what the......Bowser is evolving!
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Bowser evolved into......Giga Bowser!!!!!
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Oh god mario back what will Giga Bowser do?
NOTE: Giga Bowser's only attacks are: Splash,Splash,Flame thrower and......Roar of time
alexandnickgamers dangit thought he'd evolve to Godzilla XD
***** oh ok
/)
***** fluttershy!!! :D
***** *huggs*
I dont know why I smiled at the end when Mario died
At least Mario gave his try A SHOT 🤭😏😎
The next video thumbnail blocked the ending
Yeah they do that on a lot of videos.
Yaa
Grab the picture and move it a little bit down. the thumbnails will disappear.
@@pure.precision Please explain? This annoys me to no end in a lot of videos so if there is a trick I would love to know: exactly how does one grab the picture / which picture?
@@ditmarvanbelle1061 just hold the video itself and move it slowly downwards like you're trying to minimize the video, but don't let go.
Bowser: There! Now wasn't that better than slow ass bullet bills!?!? I thought so...
1:24 R.I.P Mario...
Crazy this was in the super Mario movie…
They’re more like slow rocket launchers.
1:20 A wild Bastion appeared!
FUCK OFF XD
play of the game
no no no
heavy weapons guy make gun
Bastiodon*
Yes I'm a Pokefag
John Doe thats pokemon not mario
I'll just wait-a here a...
Mario 1981-2018
Mario: I'll just wait-a here a-...
*machine gun blazing*
RIP MARIO
1981 - 2014
to be fair, if he actually ducked properly he wouldn't have gotten hit.
ironic considering the entire sm3 is a stage play. it means bowser is a bloodthirsty actor who wants to win despite the plot, kinda like alec baldwin
I don't think even 99+ lives is going to fix you now mario
honestly this is hilarius due to the fact mario is in the routine of thinking its always going o be bullet bill
+Ryan Pierce The things you can do in Mario Maker make it even funnier.
+Ryan Pierce
so many words for something nintendo fans should know by now
but you're right :)
8 years old and still a masterpiece
Is there any way to turn off the suggestion Windows at the end? I swear I've seen this video without them because the recommendation covers up the gun, which is a big part of the final punchline.
If you’re on mobile, you can pull the video down a little bit and they’ll disappear!
On a desktop PC here and the annoying "suggestion" panel just scales with the view, so no matter what view I'm in (default, mini, cinema, fullscreen) it's always perfectly placed on top of the visual punchline. And the video it's suggesting is called "How the internet is killing comedy" ... the irony :)
@@gabriellagadfly1863 one of the good things about mobile
i love the bowser ones...he is such a cool character in these cartoons
10 miles an hour is pretty fast.
Most people can't even run within that distance.
Maybe, but it's pretty slow for driving, and ridiculously easy to dodge a bullet that's 4 feet in diameter.
well in 1 second 10 miles an hour is 14.67 feet. That's a snap of a finger. No human has those reflexes.
+steeltimberwolf Yes but these aren't shot point blank range. Though they are so big and so slow it wouldn't damage anybody. Plus a bullet is supposed a large amount directed into a small object. This increases the power of the weapon. But if you make it larger it distributes the energy weakening it.
steeltimberwolf most treadmills go to 15mph. If you are already sprinting you are most likely going faster than 10mph. It isn't a jogging pace or anything but it isn't even close to impossible. If you a mile in less than 6 minutes that means you can go faster than 10mph for a long time. Pretty much all people can sprint faster than 10mph
pavan2492
I agree humans are capable of reaching those speeds, they can't however in a split second achieve those speeds, it requires a buildup of momentum to reach those speeds.
And sure people can sprint fast but not maintain those speeds for long. And those runners train their entire lives to achieve that speed. For the average person not so much.
i love watching this over and over the years again and again
Yessir 😂
firstly: this tells me at least bowser dosen't order them to be built like that so hes smarter than i thought.
secondly: 1:02 "literally ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE *DEAD JERRY!* " absolutely beautiful delivery of that line so much emotion its perfect!
Well... Luigi is still alive to save Peach... Right?
Radspakr Wolfbane Giuseppe for best Mario Brother.
he wont be once bowser installs those guns
Luigi's gonna Luigi it up.
Price1way What are you wearing? ... I am wearing Louis G.
...
Bad pun, is bad.
But I had no choice.
So is Mario. #1UP
Mario actually just didn't crouch low enough.
Yeah, he would still have been hit anyways.
0IIIIII Oh really?
Michael Gao Yeah look at when he's ducking, if a bullet bill would launch out it still would've hit Mario. Unless Mario can duck deeper or move aside, or something.
0IIIIII That's my first comment...
Michael Gao But then why did you invite me to explain further with "Oh really?". Were you being sarcastic?
1:25 *Among Us* Be Like:
AMOG
@@omarpikm2101in smash bros
Can’t see the gun at the end any more due to the GIANT AD covering it up.
Fully agree, this stupid thing of covering part of the video with ads for more videos is fucking annoying >:-|
@@hothoploink1509 *ads*
"Literally all of my children are *dead*, Jerry!" XD
I'm a terrible person.
No you're not XD
+James Esterline He's dead too from new super Mario bros ds
AND I PAID THE CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS
1,730,867th subscriber.
nice
Don't you mean "neat"
+Dorkly why dont you guys make pokémon rusty anymore???
+Dorkly next time make a happy ending
+eetu heikkinen ha neat
*[Mario]:* _approaches Koopaling airships_
*[Koopa CIWS]:* “I’m about to end this plumber’s whole career.”
That outro music is so Beautiful. It's sad to see Mario shot like this though. Who is this Dorkly guy anyway? He's pretty vicious.
1:18 omg that shit was funny lol.
And dark.Hello nightmares
Yes it's the funniest part of the video lol
"I'll just sit here and wait for Bullet Bill to pass..." BOOM!!!!
If Only Bowser thought about this sooner lmao!! xd
More like BANG BANG BANG
R.I.P.
Mario Mario
Oh wait! Here is a 1Up Mushroom.
It won't work. His head's been shot off, he can't eat it.
@@Bro-cx2jc doesnt need to eat it, his body just need to collide with it.
@@idkwhoiamanymore2148 True
The end of this video is ruined by a advert
I gotta say, that last gun certainly beats anything at my nearest Wal-Mart.
Big Bullet Bills move faster than small ones.
That means those bullets should move at snail speed.
Schwarzer Ritter maybe that rule only applies to sentient bullets?
asher hardin How sentient can a bullet that can only fly straight ahead be?
they follow you in the 3d games, usually.
asher hardin
This cartoon is 2D.
my point still stands.
I love it when the punchline is covered by the next video suggestion on top of the actual video, great experience, thanks
Alternate ending:
Mario dodges all bullets
Mario: tiny bullets are too easy to dodge
Mario proceeds to save princess
When did this become the matrix
@@dylanwhipple9882 I know Plumb Fu
and that how Jerry got promoted to gta guns shop
Literally....all of my children are DEAD JERRY!!!!! because of YOUR shally work!
So just make smaller, faster guns? Just make regular guns! And go to freaking Wal-Mart! I don't care!
Charles Randolph I felt the pain in that
0:10 pop up ad comes up
I like how the title is “Bowser wants a gun” even though he currently is using a gun in his hand
It's actually called a pistol
@@thatphonebastard often referred to as handguns
@@jackalstorm9397 shut up nobody cares
Lol not mad have a nice day
The internet is too mean
@@jackalstorm9397 that's the non specific term. He was referring to the specific name of the firearm dumbass.
@@dragonballhaven1417 hey thanks for getting pissed at a comment 4 months after it was placed. I was clarifying why he just called it a gun. "Non specific term." No shit Sherlock. I never would've known that. Acknowledging what he said I said "often* reffered to as handguns. But have a great day being salty over a good natured comment... Made 4 months ago.
"I'll just-a duck here and wait for-a bullet bill to-a pass-a by-" best last words ever
Omg bowsers dorkly skits are the best ones.
This is one of my new favorite videos
An absolute classic right here, this always makes me and my dad laugh!
Contrary to popular belief, bullet bills are not that slow. Mario just has Chuck Norris vision.
>chuck norris
>2015
And Chuck Norris legs. He jumps higher than normal man and longer strides in a single bound than a normal man.
DId I need mention he can consecutively precisely jump on multiple (albeit slow, but fast enough for a normal you or me human to react) Bullet Bill?
Yom Dong THANK YOU
Global Warming Skeptic That, or he's The One.
Renigami amen sista
This is one of my favorites I love when the turtle grabs his gun, "Hey, hey get back man." Its so saaad lol.
Jerry now has a new job as a skeleton koopa in one of Bowsers Lava castles
Only the father can understand being killed by a person jumping on his head a couple times
Mario, why...
RandomApplez Annoy Nice "theory". You ruined my comment.
***** hey eat a snicker,s better ?
Gun dammit! I thought this would be a perfect place to make puns. Shoot...
Don't you mean the perfect place to make GUNS?!? :D
. . .I'll just leave now.
įrøçk2mūçh I'ma put that comment on the BULLETtin board.
This ain't no Cyanide and Happiness.
įrøçk2mūçh
I see you like dad jokes you've made that a parent.
įrøçk2mūçh you're so terrible
I never knew there were guns in Mario lmao
7 Years... and i find this NOW!